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00:01:59Order in my court
00:02:01Mr. Bowers, you're saying the reason why you were speeding is because you were being chased by a ghost
00:02:08Yes, your honor. Is there a witness to this ghost that you're talking about?
00:02:13Well, the cop that pulled me over said he didn't see anything
00:02:18So I'm assuming that the sirens must have scared him off
00:02:22Thank You. Mr. Bowers. You may have a seat
00:02:27Mr. Walker
00:02:29Your honor Oh
00:02:31Your honor according to the laws of physics and nature
00:02:35The steep of my car pedal when one applies the Pythagorean theorem
00:02:39The steep of my car pedal is at higher rate than most other pedals in most other cars
00:02:45Therefore when I put my foot upon it
00:02:47It's naturally going to speed up at a slightly higher rate than most other cars your speedometer work
00:02:55Yes, your honor but but Galileo in
00:02:581588 didn't give a flying fuck about speedometers. Thank You. Mr. Walker. You may have a seat now
00:03:05The rest of you are guilty with no further explanation. I've had enough for today
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00:03:19Swear to God people are getting dumber or more creative with their excuses nowadays
00:03:25There's a man who called you several times from Greece
00:03:28What did he say?
00:03:30He said it's something regarding your daughter Lisa. I think he left a text
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00:03:47Search me flights to Detroit for the day after tomorrow Detroit. What's there?
00:03:54My grandson's
00:03:58But wait, are you still going to the LA Convention next week?
00:04:15I
00:04:22Don't even remember oh shit shit. Where's the TV?
00:04:28Shit, someone stole the TV. Oh
00:04:31fuck
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00:04:39Jake I think we have a problem
00:04:41What there's a naked guy sleeping in our bathtub
00:04:47Just wake him up you dumbass don't look at the penis. Don't look at the penis. Don't look at the penis
00:04:53Don't look at the penis. Don't look at the penis. Don't look at the penis
00:05:00Dude wake up. Come wake up. What do you fuck this shit?
00:05:12Hey, Jake, what do you want?
00:05:18Nothing, did you wake him up yet? I'm just gonna use the bathroom upstairs
00:05:42Hello
00:05:45Listen buddy, whatever you're selling I ain't buying. Oh shit. Hey grandpa
00:05:54No, no, I'm fine
00:05:58Now
00:06:02Yeah
00:06:08Joe
00:06:11Grandpa's gonna be here in 10 minutes. Oh
00:06:14grandpa
00:06:15Grandpa's still alive. Of course. He's still alive. You idiot now help me clean this place up
00:06:27What time is it past 12 or late for work again
00:06:40I
00:06:41Mean, what's the big deal if grandpa knew we were partying last night?
00:06:46Joe
00:06:48Sometimes your stupidity even surpasses my thoughts. Thank you. No, mom
00:06:54Just died two days ago if grandpa found out that we had a party he'd flip out
00:06:59I told you we should have rescheduled this party Jake. Hey
00:07:03We planned this party like three weeks ago. Mom's the one that should have rescheduled their death
00:07:09Is that even possible
00:07:12Time for you stupid fucking questions, please help me get this place back together
00:07:17She left us when we were kids and moved to Greece. She's like a stranger to us still were her kids
00:07:23Now do you want grandpa to start bitching about this? Oh
00:07:27Then let's talk more cleaning
00:07:38You
00:07:50Boys how are you doing? We're good. How are you?
00:07:58Sorry about mom and grandpa your mom
00:08:02Was a good woman Jake I know she was I just wish I had a chance to get to know her more
00:08:09She actually wanted to take you with her
00:08:11But she couldn't after she lost a case against your dad in court. She had no choice but to escape his unruly behavior
00:08:19Dad died two years ago. Why didn't she just call your mother was in a coma for five years because of a car accident
00:08:27You'd have known if you'd have asked
00:08:30Anyway, I'm not here to talk about that
00:08:34I'm here to tell you boys that your mother died a millionaire
00:08:39I'm sorry, grandpa. Jesus Christ Jake
00:08:43How much money are we talking about four million dollars?
00:08:50Wait, where did mom get all this money from?
00:08:54After Lisa moved to Greece. She married a rich businessman gave her everything before he died
00:09:00So
00:09:01Basically, our mom was a gold digger
00:09:05So what you what you're telling us is that we're basically eligible to a cut of her hair
00:09:11Yes
00:09:11But under one condition your mom had a child in Greece who she gave half of her net worth the other half to me. Oh
00:09:19What about us your mom had a will she made me promise to give you your share?
00:09:24Only if you'll agree to live with your brother for 45 days
00:09:28Why would she want that?
00:09:30Lisa always had this dream that all of her kids would come together after your father died
00:09:36So are we going to Greece or is he coming here? You're not going anywhere. He's coming here to Detroit
00:09:43Now I suggest that you start preparing a room because you'll be here tonight Wow grandpa, thanks for last-minute notice
00:09:53Where's your bathroom
00:09:56second door on your left
00:09:59Oh
00:10:01Oh
00:10:26Hey Ronnie, what's up?
00:10:31Machine
00:10:41Hey Ronnie, how about you shove that espresso machine up your ass? I bet it'll fit
00:10:50You heard me Ronnie and one more thing I quit have a nice life
00:10:57Hey boys
00:10:59Why is there a naked guy in your bathtub? Oh, that's Joe's boyfriend
00:11:06So anyway grandpa, it was really really good to see you thank you so much for stopping by I
00:11:13Promise you we're gonna take real good care of our new brother, which reminds me though. What time is he gonna be here, buddy?
00:11:20Are we picking him up? Nope. He's got a driver
00:11:23Fantastic. I have a safe trip back to Hawaii
00:11:27Ohio even better
00:11:36What the fuck Jake, you know how homophobic grandpa is oh is he
00:11:43You're an asshole what what's wrong with being gay it's 2019 for Christ's sake
00:11:50That's not the point
00:11:53Mm-hmm. All right. I'm sorry. Can you make me some eggs, please? We don't have any eggs
00:12:01shit
00:12:03You gotta go to the grocery store
00:12:13Is this really necessary oh, yeah, it's necessary didn't you hear grandpa?
00:12:18Our new brother doesn't feel welcome. He may change his mind
00:12:22What's the plan plans easy
00:12:25Keep him happy until we get our cut of the month. Fuck that can't grandpa. Just give us our money with all of this family bullshit
00:12:33Patience Joe, it's only 45 days until we become millionaires
00:12:40Whoa, I always wanted to get some of these
00:12:51Weights aren't gonna make a fat ass any thinner Joe fuck you Jake
00:13:10All right, I'm gonna run to the gas station get a pack of smokes if our new brother shows up
00:13:17Please don't do anything stupid got it. Just invite him in and try and be normal. Will ya?
00:13:26I'll be right back
00:13:46Oh
00:13:48Oh
00:14:15Good evening ladies and gentlemen
00:14:18This case just one gentleman. Oh, it's not a bad place to live in
00:14:24Except for the color of this wall this need to be changed
00:14:27Nancy
00:14:28Yes, mr. Anthony make a note to call a painter to come change the color of this wall
00:14:35Furniture
00:14:36Nancy can you add a new couch as well on the list?
00:14:41You must be Joe
00:14:43How are you doing?
00:14:46Who the fuck are you
00:14:50I'm sorry. I was caught up with the woman. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Anthony. Oh
00:14:59Before I forget this is my living schedule
00:15:02It has everything you need to know about how I live Maya every activity of the day
00:15:07It's very important to stick with that everything mentioned in this paper
00:15:10so
00:15:13Ah
00:15:15This one is bad and cheap
00:15:18Nancy
00:15:20Need to add a bottle of fine wine as well. Yes, sir. So
00:15:28Joe
00:15:31Any questions
00:15:42Ah
00:15:50What was that what was what
00:15:53The guy that just flew through our window Oh the weird-looking guy in the suit and fedora
00:15:59Yes, I have no clue
00:16:07Hello
00:16:12His name is Anthony
00:16:15Shit grandpa just told me our brother's name was Anthony
00:16:18So, you know that guy just threw out the window
00:16:21Yes, his name was Anthony
00:16:24Holy fuck Joe. Did you just throw four million dollars out the window you idiot? Oh
00:16:34Shit where'd he go? I don't know
00:16:38Anthony oh, this is not good
00:16:42shit
00:16:45Anthony
00:16:48Anthony
00:17:13Oh boy eating cereal at night
00:17:19That means you're angry
00:17:21You fucked up Joe. I'm sorry Jake
00:17:24Grandpa said he was Greek not a time traveler from the 1900s
00:17:28I just thought he was some kind of faggot trying to play a trick on me. I
00:17:32swear to God
00:17:33If we lose that money Joe
00:17:36I'm gonna cut your balls off and feed him to Larry
00:17:39Did you know that Larry was gay
00:17:43Fuck you talking about do you know about the affair with Larry and I
00:17:49Are you hooking up with my cat? No, we just watch each other masturbate. Oh
00:17:56And sometimes I let him lick my balls
00:17:58And sometimes I let him lick my balls
00:18:12Gotta wash the sins away. Good boy. Good boy. Wash the sins away. It's like your own waterpark
00:18:19Hey
00:18:28Grandpa what's up?
00:18:32Why did he talk to you?
00:18:37Yeah, yeah, he he just went to sleep early he's he's good
00:18:44All right, I will I'll let him know grandpa I gotta go now bye
00:18:49Oh
00:18:59Shit
00:19:15So is Anthony like your boyfriend
00:19:19No, mr. Anthony is my boss
00:19:22So you're single
00:19:23Joe there you are. I'm looking everywhere for you. Where the fuck you go. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Jake. Have we met? I'm Nancy
00:19:31Mr. Anthony's personal secretary
00:19:34Wait, you know where Anthony is Joe just told me what happened. I got off to go in. Mr
00:19:39Anthony a few minutes ago. He should be back shortly. Oh
00:19:42Thank you so much, Nancy
00:19:45You just saved our lives. Oh
00:19:49Thank you so much
00:19:56Never let go. Thank you. Oh, we're gonna be rich
00:20:06Sorry again about what happened Joe wasn't expecting you and apparently he thought you were trying to rob him
00:20:13No worries. I watch a lot of American vines on YouTube and I believe stupidity is normal here
00:20:19You're absolutely right. We're surrounded by stupidity. I mean look at Joe for example
00:20:24What?
00:20:25So, what do you think of the room? It's it's actually very nice. I
00:20:30Want to thank you for your generosity, of course, and if you need anything anything at all, just let us know
00:20:40What the hell is he still doing here, I don't know have you guys seen my socks man
00:20:45Sorry, dude, no one's seen your socks. So please can you piss off? Yeah, shoo scat. I I need my socks, man
00:20:52I'm cold. No one gives a shit about your socks. Now. Get the fuck out of here, please
00:20:57You guys make my dick shrivel, man
00:21:02A friend of yours I assume that's the electrician
00:21:09So anyway, Anthony, we're gonna let you get some rest, um
00:21:11Make yourself comfortable. We'll see you tomorrow. Uh, Jack before you leave. Do you mind if I build a tepidarium in the bathroom?
00:21:20Yeah, sure, thank you very much. Have a good night to you as well
00:21:25What's a tepidarium? I have no idea
00:21:28What's a tepidarium I have no idea
00:21:41You still here only for a little while in case mr. Anthony needs me
00:21:46Would you like a drink?
00:21:48No, I'm good. Thank you, though. Oh, are you sure? I think we have some good whiskey. Who are you talking to?
00:21:55Jake Nancy's still here. Ooh, Nancy
00:22:04Well, hey Nancy you staying just for a little while I
00:22:09Mean if you want to spend the night you can you can stay in my room. Well, why your room Jake?
00:22:14Cuz Anthony's staying in yours Joe
00:22:16If you want you can sleep on the couch. That's where I'll be sleeping. So, what do you say? I should get going
00:22:24Thanks guys
00:22:26Bye now
00:22:27Bye Nancy
00:22:36What's wrong with you I'm angry
00:22:39Why because Nancy's so hot and I left my Iron Man pajamas upstairs
00:22:44So go get him. Well, what if he's asleep? He probably isn't but go before he is
00:22:55Didn't mean to bother you just came in for my Iron Man PJs
00:23:00What PJs, you know PJs Iron Man? I'm a big fan of mr. Stark
00:23:11Anthony did you did you move all my clothes? I
00:23:15Appreciate the extra generosity brother, but I have my own clothes extra extra generosity Anthony. Those are my clothes. Oh
00:23:25Apparently there's some kind of misunderstanding because I gave it all away to the naked guy
00:23:41You gave him everything out you even gave him my underwear
00:23:46What's going on Anthony gave away all my clothes
00:23:49That's fine you could just use mine I think he took yours as well what
00:23:56Isn't this guy a friend of yours of some sort?
00:23:59No, Anthony. We don't even know that guy
00:24:04Is it normal in America that people let naked strangers moosh around their houses because we don't have such thing in Greece No
00:24:13All
00:24:14This screaming and yelling is not really good for your health. See this books here talks about anger management
00:24:20It can definitely help you with your problems
00:24:22I myself read it like five times and every time I read it all the intense emotions go away
00:24:27Works like a charm
00:24:29Now I suggest that you start with chapter 7. That's when things become interesting. And so Jack I have something for you special
00:24:36Give me one second
00:24:39See
00:24:41This is here my living schedule. It has your name on it. So if anyone lose copy doesn't blame the other one
00:24:48So if you read it here, I sleep at 1030 on Fridays, and I believe today is Friday
00:24:52So I wish I could chat more but we can do this tomorrow
00:24:56Have a good night
00:25:05What
00:25:09Oh, this one's yours
00:25:14Hey Jake, hmm, what are we gonna do about that creature over there?
00:25:21Talking about Anthony. Yeah
00:25:23He is the weirdest person I have ever met
00:25:27Joe
00:25:28Grandpa said fuck grandpa. I
00:25:32Can't believe you threw away our clothes
00:25:34It's not a big deal
00:25:36He's rich. He'll probably get us new clothes tomorrow. Oh, what about my Iron Man PJs? Fuck your Iron Man PJs Joe
00:25:43It's like 80 degrees in here. That's not the point
00:25:46As long as we have a bed to sleep on we're gonna be good
00:25:50Yeah
00:25:52sleeping naked
00:25:53half naked
00:25:57Joe
00:25:59Why do I feel your bare ass because I'm naked
00:26:02Get the fuck out of my bed
00:26:05All right
00:26:35Stop
00:26:37Anthony what the fuck are you doing? I'm just filling a tepidarium. I told you about what the hell is a
00:26:44Tepidarium, and I'm pretty sure you need a permit for something like this. Do you have one?
00:26:49Yes, indeed
00:26:54How the hell did you get this oh shit
00:27:01Why what's going on? Oh, we're not real engineers
00:27:06Yeah, well, we were just pretending the guy he was paying a lot, but we don't know what we're doing to these walls, man
00:27:13What?
00:27:14What's that sound?
00:27:35I
00:27:57Heard the best construction company to build my tepidarium in that house
00:28:00There was two frauds who deceived me and pretend to be sent by them
00:28:04Do you even know anybody that would know about your construction?
00:28:11I don't fucking get it Jake. I don't just stand still will ya we just lost our house for fuck's sake Jake
00:28:19That's all right. We still got mom's money. What mom's money?
00:28:24Where is it Jake? What do you got it shoved up your butthole somewhere cut it out, man
00:28:28No, no one is gonna control my freedom Jake. No one
00:28:33No, no, no, no
00:28:40I'm leaving Jake and you can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna take my car and go anywhere I want
00:29:03I
00:29:05According to my global positioning system, we should reach grandpa's house in two hours and 36 minutes
00:29:12Nancy stop at the nearest store so that we can buy some clothes for my dear brothers. Copy that. Mr. Anthony
00:29:21Here you go check this is my credit card, I will make sure you get re-embarrassed for all the damage I've caused
00:29:27Dude are you beating off? Fuck off? I'm stressed
00:29:58Oh Jake check this out. They're giving away free necklaces Joe. We don't have time for that
00:30:10Jake check this thing out Joe quit fooling around you talking about buying this bad boy
00:30:19You're an idiot man, oh
00:30:21Hey Jake, you hold this while I put these on
00:30:25Doing that right here. There's a dressing room right around the corner. We've already seen this half-naked. What does it matter?
00:30:32Is this your jizz
00:30:35Maybe oh you sick bastard now. It's on my hand
00:30:44Oh my god, it's this jizz
00:30:49He threw it it's his jizz
00:30:55So gross
00:30:56Great Joe now this lady's been victimized by your jizz blanket. Hey, if you hadn't thrown it
00:31:01Yeah, if you weren't jerking off in the car, the blanket would have been all jizzy. Is that even a word?
00:31:06You know what? I mean? Hey
00:31:09You two jokers need to get the hell out of this store
00:31:13now
00:31:19Can I keep this
00:31:25I can't take you anywhere. Hey, this is your fault
00:31:36You know when I gave you my credit card I expected you to buy more than some cheap necklace it's Joe's fault
00:31:42Hey, don't blame me if it wasn't for your fucking man chowder. It wasn't for your fucking throw
00:31:48Can we just go to another store? We don't have time
00:31:50I'm sure grandpa provide you with some clothes from his own
00:32:21It's a long story don't ask
00:32:35Hey grandpa
00:32:37Do you only have suits?
00:32:39Well, excuse me for being classy most of the time
00:32:42Do you happen to have a smaller size or something or a bigger one? Hey, I wear a convenient size
00:32:48It's not my fault that you're too slim and you're too fat. Hey now, it really doesn't matter
00:32:53It's it's better than walking naked in our fun going out night
00:32:57Fun going what now?
00:33:00According to my living schedule tonight is our fun going out night. Good thing you're already dressed
00:33:07Please excuse us grandpa. Oh, no, don't you worry about me you go out and have fun now, please
00:33:12Take care of your brothers. They're idiots and they don't know what they're doing
00:33:17Thanks, grandpa, I love you too, I'm gonna go get some rest now you take care of yourself pumpkin
00:33:25Try to be safe and don't do anything stupid
00:33:30Their kids
00:33:40You look great, let's go
00:33:46I
00:33:56See you come here often from time to time 20 I've never seen you
00:34:06Yeah in your face
00:34:16Hey
00:34:28Excuse me Sally
00:34:31What Anthony wants you
00:34:34Where is he? He's in the alleyway. What does he want? I don't know
00:34:39Can't you see I'm trying to hook up with this chick right now if I leave that guy at the end of the bar is
00:34:44Gonna take my spot. Oh
00:34:46Bearded guy at the end of the bar. He's been looking at her all night
00:34:49Him and his handsome good looks
00:34:53What do you want me to do go tell him I'm busy, okay, no way
00:35:01What if he gets pissed
00:35:03That's great. We've been looking for a way to get rid of him. Sounds like a plan
00:35:08No, you idiot. I'm talking about grandpa. What if he gets mad? Who cares?
00:35:14You want the guy that's holding our new fortune to be mad at us. Fuck the money Jay. Fuck you. Fuck you
00:35:22All right, screw this shit money's more important anyone who I
00:35:26Could hold your seat for you
00:35:28No, you can't cuz you're a freak. You're gonna scare away. No. No, I won't say a word. I promise
00:35:36Promise me you won't say a word
00:35:39Swear just don't even look at it play with your phone order a drink and just be a dunce. Okay
00:35:50Sally I'm so sorry, but I gotta go take an important phone call. It might take a while, but I'll be back. I promise
00:35:57Okay, but until then this complete stranger is gonna take my spot and not say a word until I get back
00:36:08So
00:36:13I don't want you to think I'm weird cuz I'm not weird
00:36:17It's just that I can't talk to you and and it's not because you're not beautiful or anything. You are
00:36:24Gorgeous and you have great tits and it's just I'm supposed to save the seat for the hunky guy who just left and not this
00:36:31fat ass
00:36:38I think I freaked her out
00:36:45Now I have another
00:36:58It's been a fucking half-hour, where is this cocky bastard fuck it
00:37:08You look really nice, thank you, honey
00:37:39I
00:37:45Been waiting for you outside
00:37:48Yeah, how you doing?
00:37:50Check this is Sally Sally. This is Jack. I know we've met and my name is Jake not Jack
00:38:00Me too, maybe you should change it sometime. We're ready to go Sally
00:38:08I
00:38:25Think Anthony's trying to steal your girl
00:38:28Oh
00:38:35Joe I thought you were homosexual not sick
00:38:41Get the fuck off of me
00:38:46Here you go Jack
00:38:48Selling our dick in taxi and Nancy's on vacation. Hi, you can use my credit card to pay for your drinks
00:38:55Oh
00:38:57Don't drink and drive could be very dangerous out there and I promise grandpa take care of you
00:39:03So, uh, you want anything from me before I leave?
00:39:09Obviously not have fun. Bye. Bye
00:39:19Oh shit
00:39:24Sugar face. Oh fuck
00:39:29It's declined
00:39:32Campy can you try it again, please? I've already tried four times. It's not gonna go through trust me. I
00:39:40Have no cash on me. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
00:39:43I'll tell you what you can do. You can work in my kitchen all night or you can spend the night in jail
00:39:49There is a third option, you know
00:39:51What's that I can beat you up and we'll call it even well take it shut up, dude
00:39:59I'll pay for your dreams. Oh, no, she's been the night with me. No, thank you. Yes
00:40:05No
00:40:06Yes, no
00:40:09Excuse us for a second
00:40:14What are you doing Joe this is a golden opportunity for you to experience your own gender
00:40:21Fuck. Are you talking about?
00:40:24Just pretend he's a chick with a dick. I know you're in the chicks with dicks senior pornos, but he doesn't have any boobs
00:40:32Just pretend he's a chick with flat boobs
00:40:36Jake he's got a beard for God's sake
00:40:39Joe you bang my cat, but you won't have sex with a chick with flat boobs a dick and a beard
00:40:47No
00:40:49First time for everything line up the shots coming right up
00:41:14Rule number one
00:41:15You can't sleep in the living room. I got three bedrooms upstairs. You can rest your ass in. I hope that wasn't your piss bucket grandpa
00:41:24Where's your brother?
00:41:27Upstairs
00:41:29I'm going to wake him up
00:41:46Shit
00:41:51Grandpa you know what Joe had a rough night. Maybe we should let him get some rest bullshit
00:41:56Everyone gets up at 9 in grandpa's house grandpa. No no no no
00:42:01Did you know about this Joe wake up Joe wake up?
00:42:06Oh
00:42:10Grandpa it's it's not what it looks like this is just a chick with a dick who happens to have a beard what I?
00:42:18It was Jake's idea I
00:42:21Can explain
00:42:30So you're gay now
00:42:33omnisexual
00:42:34What the hell does that mean what the hell do you care now you're right?
00:42:39Why would I care you can bang whatever you want yes, I can
00:42:43Grandpa, I'm so sorry about last night
00:42:51What's wrong with you, why are you acting like this because you have no idea how crazy Anthony is making us
00:42:58He gave me a bad credit card at the bar last night to pay for drinks when he knew we didn't have any cash on
00:43:03Us I'm sure that was just an honest mistake. No it wasn't and that's the problem. I know why you're frustrated Jake
00:43:11You're just jealous
00:43:14Jealous of what he's good-looking
00:43:16Rich and sophisticated he's not 30 yet, and he's already accomplished more than you have in your entire lives
00:43:24Grandpa, I'm not changing my mind
00:43:27Until the end of next month you two are gonna do whatever it takes to keep Anthony pleased
00:43:34Now if you'll excuse me. I have a convention in LA that I need to attend
00:43:39Grandpa can we at least talk about this you can talk about whatever you want
00:43:44But your mama's will will not be ignored
00:43:59Now what I don't know
00:44:04Oh, did you hear that?
00:44:07I've been hearing it all night
00:44:11Why didn't I hear it?
00:44:13Maybe it's because you were too busy stuffing a strange man's member in your fat ass. Hey fuck you Jake
00:44:19This is your fucking fault. You haven't got me hammered last night, so that guy would pay for our drinks
00:44:24We wouldn't be in this mess. I'm tired of your selfishness and your fucking attitude
00:44:29my attitude
00:44:31What about that fucking weirdo up there, maybe if you didn't care for mom's money so much
00:44:35We wouldn't be living with him mom wanted this
00:44:38I didn't and I'm not giving away my cut of the money because of that fucking chode
00:44:42I'm not spending 45 days kissing his ass for mom's stupid fortune
00:44:48Dude get back here
00:44:50Joe
00:45:01Hey, go away
00:45:08What are you doing, what's it look like I'm doing I'm leaving
00:45:15Those are grandpa's suits, you know that right? Yeah, I know I figured I could sell them and still make some money off of him
00:45:22I can't do it anymore Jake. I just want to live you can have it all
00:45:28Doesn't work like that man
00:45:30Grandpa said we both need to live with him for 45 days
00:45:35Can't take it anymore me either
00:45:38But I want I need you to bear with me
00:45:44I
00:45:46Can't do it anymore Jake. I just want to live you can have it all
00:45:52No, I've been acting like a big douchebag. Oh, you're always a douchebag
00:45:56My point is I can't do this without you
00:46:01Don't worry, I'll talk to him this afternoon. I'll tell him that he can't treat us like this
00:46:06We're his older brothers. He will show us some respect
00:46:10First you got checks living schedule and make sure he's available. Oh
00:46:14Yeah that thing still have it. Yeah, he gave me another one last night
00:46:22Well, oh shit what's today Sunday sure
00:46:28Today's is puff enough for relaxation day is what I don't know
00:46:52Hello my brothers, what's with the Chinese hat light is too bright in here. I can't change it. It's grandpa's house. So
00:47:01Anthony we need to talk sure. I'm listening
00:47:05First I want to say we're so happy to have you here staying with us. Um, where's the magazine?
00:47:11I want to have a magazine back. Please. Yeah, I just want to see something really quick
00:47:23I'll continue. I'm listening
00:47:26As I was saying
00:47:29We're really pleased to have you here and it's five seconds. Can you flip that page? I'm actually
00:47:35Enough of this shit
00:47:38What do you want from us? Huh? What are you talking about?
00:47:41What do you get not all this brother? I can surely confirm to you that there is no problem whatsoever
00:47:47Why did you give us a bad credit card last night? Well, it could be an honest mistake. Oh shit. You did it on purpose
00:47:54You know now it's a really good time to read that book. I gave you it's written by one of the best writers
00:48:01Listen to me goddammit get out of this delusional world you're living in and stop fucking with us
00:48:08We're your older brothers and you will listen to us
00:48:12You hear me?
00:48:17Oh
00:48:47You
00:48:56There goes the two million dollars
00:48:59Sorry about that, man. Yeah, it's okay. I never dreamed I'd be a millionaire anyway
00:49:05It's Anthony hurt. I think he's fine. I
00:49:09Don't know if he's told grandpa yet, though
00:49:12I
00:49:14Joe we need to come up with a plan
00:49:17For what a plan to control him?
00:49:21Lately, he's been pulling the strings. We need to change that without him feeling controlled. You know what I mean? No
00:49:28His living schedule is fucking us up and he's using it to get on our nerves
00:49:33We can't keep an eye on every one of his motions. We need to change it. Well, how come up with something smart?
00:49:42A road trip, that's your definition of being smart. I don't know Jake. I'm stupid
00:49:50Wait, that's actually not a bad idea
00:49:52If we go on a road trip, he'd be trapped in a car like a fucking child that way we can guide Joe. It's pretty genius
00:50:01Well tell him we're going on a road trip show him around the state
00:50:04Show him a few places show him that we love him and then throw him in the woods
00:50:09Not what I said, I know I'm embellishing a little bit but let me let me relish this
00:50:21Come in hey, hey
00:50:27Wow this room looks so much better than the shithole we used to
00:50:31Have
00:50:35Is this room is there any reason behind your surprising visit brother Jack
00:50:42Yeah, I I just want to talk about what happened earlier
00:50:46Listen, I'm really sorry about what I did. Don't worry about it. Would you like some juice?
00:50:51Some juice. Mm-hmm
00:50:54Sure
00:50:55Have a seat
00:50:58Here you go
00:51:03It's a funny-looking juice box
00:51:06Kind of juices is anyway, it's purified monkeys. You're in mixed with sweets
00:51:12It's good for your brain
00:51:16Drink this every day that explains so much. Pardon me. Uh
00:51:20So Joe and I were thinking about taking you on a road trip, what do you say a road trip?
00:51:28Yeah, you know, we'll take you around the state take you to a few places here and there and kind of show you what?
00:51:33We're all about
00:51:35Sounds fun. Let's go tomorrow
00:51:39Yeah, yeah we can go tomorrow
00:51:42So is everything good between us
00:51:45Jack you're my brother. If anything, I should be apologizing for the way I was acting to no hard feelings between us
00:51:52All right
00:51:54I should probably go get ready then before you go. Can you give this juice box to Joe? I'm sure he'll like it
00:52:05Here you go, what's that? It's apple juice. It's good for the brain. God knows you need that
00:52:12Where you going I'm going to pack because we're going on a road trip
00:52:42Oh
00:53:13I
00:53:24Thought you said we were wearing suits
00:53:26I'm not wearing a suit on a road trip, but you told me to wear a suit. I look stupid
00:53:33No, you look fine suits with porn sleeves and pants are a new look
00:53:37Good well, where'd you find those shorts? I don't see grandpa wearing shorts pretty sweet though, huh?
00:53:43I found him in the back of one of his closets
00:53:47Check out these chicks
00:53:49They're really hot. They must be really into us
00:53:53You think it's the suit?
00:53:57Yeah, it's definitely the suit looking fresh
00:54:00Well watch and learn my brother. I'm gonna show you how to pick up chicks Jakey style
00:54:07I
00:54:09Like tiger style
00:54:11Now you listen to me. This deal is going down tonight and no, I'm not settling for less than 40 million dollars
00:54:18You hear me?
00:54:19You know, I'm not the kind of guy that sells things cheap
00:54:23Hey rich guy
00:54:25All right, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later
00:54:29Me yeah you
00:54:31This is your house
00:54:33Why yes, it is. Why do you ask?
00:54:36Can you give me a tour definitely where would you like to start?
00:54:43How about the bedroom I have to warn you things get pretty wild in there
00:54:52Wow that actually worked
00:54:58Hey
00:55:01Yes
00:55:03Sell the house for 50 million dollars
00:55:07Then take that 50 million dollars because it is my
00:55:1250 million dollars and put it in the appropriate place because it is my 50 million
00:55:24What's up, sweet things
00:55:27You want a tour of my
00:55:29Bedroom do you have stuffed animals? Of course? I have stuffed animals. There's no stuffed animals in their bedroom. Well, let's go. Hell. Yeah
00:55:37Jakey styles
00:55:52What the fuck
00:55:56Joe you lost your clothes already
00:55:59Why can't you be like your brother Jack?
00:56:01Who's this guy?
00:56:03Why did you just call you Jack? That's our amusement clown. I'm Anthony. This is Joe. We are Jack's brothers
00:56:11These are your brothers. No, no. Yes
00:56:15This is getting weird. Yeah, I'm gonna wait. I didn't get your number yet
00:56:24Bye
00:56:26She sounds like a really nice girl
00:56:28So
00:56:31Ready for our fun going adventure
00:56:35whoa
00:56:37It's not well, I'm sure once we start this upset will turn to sunset. Let's go. I get some pants
00:56:59You
00:57:11Doing all right little brother they weren't just fine, but this Sun is really annoying. It's hitting my eyes
00:57:17Can you raise the window a little bit? Sure
00:57:20How's that
00:57:21Not the glass the metal the what the metal? Can you raise the metal a little bit?
00:57:27No, we can't raise the goddamn son of a bitch frame up
00:57:32You okay, Joe? No, I'm not. Okay, Jake cuz every time we're in the car. I'm the one who has to be naked
00:57:39Well, you're half naked this time. So deal with it
00:57:43Give me your vest
00:57:46Give me your vest
00:57:50What are you doing I'm frustrated
00:57:54Joe
00:57:55Don't you dare come inside of my vest? I can come wherever I want. God. Stop touching yourself
00:58:01You can't tell me what to do get your nasty dick beaters up
00:58:15I
00:58:18Great you see what you made me do what happened? I think one of the tires blew
00:58:32Don't worry, I'll take care of everything
00:58:40Come on this thing
00:58:46Of
00:58:52Course he doesn't have a spare. Where the hell is Anthony? I have no fucking clue
00:59:08Where do you think you went I
00:59:10Don't know I hope to go get a new tire or get some help for us. Well, is that what he said?
00:59:15He said don't worry. I'll take care of everything. Well, what if he didn't find anyone?
00:59:22Anthony may be the weirdest fucking kid I've ever met in my life, but he's kind of smart in his own way
00:59:26I'm sure he'll come up with something
00:59:31I'm back my brothers. Did you find anything? I sure did
00:59:41I
00:59:51Didn't mean what are you doing? Just wait
00:59:54I
01:00:09Know I can have some sleep
01:00:12Oh
01:00:18What was your plan B get rid of them, yeah, you want to do that get the fuck out of you
01:00:33Are you fucking kidding me?
01:00:41I
01:00:46Need a drink go grab a seat
01:00:57I'm telling you Jake Anthony is dangerous
01:01:03Need I remind you that what just happened on the road was your fault. Yeah, but forget that take everything up to that point
01:01:12I'm telling you in a month's time
01:01:14Anthony will have killed us
01:01:17Still have time Jake. Let's go to grandpa and just say fuck the money. Are you fucking serious right now?
01:01:24There's no way I'm gonna squander the opportunity to become a millionaire. I'm in this no matter what it takes
01:01:31Excuse me, sir. We don't allow our customers sit in their underwear here. Who are you? I'm the assistant manager
01:01:38The assistant manager
01:01:40Do you see a sign here that says customers can't sit in their underwear, sir?
01:01:44You're a racist. How is that racist? You're kicking me out because I'm fat. All right, this is ridiculous
01:01:50This is America young, sir
01:01:55Yeah, this is a free country, yeah, yeah, you know you see this
01:02:07Manager all right. Oh, you're the big tough guy. Huh? I'll do the backstroke. All right
01:02:23It's all that necessary
01:02:25Losing my mind Jake Joe. You're worrying too much
01:02:29Like I said, Anthony is harmless
01:02:37I
01:02:52Anthony this is the coffee shop. You wanted me to stop it. Yes, according to the internet. It's the best one around
01:02:59Okay, oh wait, uh, can I get my wallet on the trunk give me the keys
01:03:04Just pop the trunk. Don't bother the button does not work
01:03:13Leave it
01:03:20I'm stuck Anthony this one Anthony tighten the fuck up here
01:03:29Oh
01:03:33Good okay
01:03:37Thank you, of course, have a great day. Hello. Hello. Can I get a small coffee with?
01:03:45two cream a quarter cube of sugar and
01:03:49five stairs, please
01:03:52That dummy she started six times instead of five
01:03:59Hey, Jay, what does that? Hey Anthony, don't don't say that. It's a racist word
01:04:07What is racist mean?
01:04:09racist mean
01:04:11It means what it does. It means that only
01:04:15African-americans can say
01:04:19So bro, what a superman
01:04:23So man, just call me the n-word
01:04:26Oh
01:04:27Why is it bad? Why is it bad the hell you think?
01:04:30Well, the two gentlemen over there told me that the word can only be used on black people. Oh
01:04:37Is that so
01:04:42Hey, where y'all from
01:04:44We're from Greece we don't know what word mean no, no, we're American this was just a huge
01:04:53Misunderstanding what I said, it was the word could be used between black people not on
01:05:00black
01:05:04Joe
01:05:14Wait, what about Anthony who gives a fuck about Anthony get it
01:05:22Shit I don't have the keys. Where are they?
01:05:26Lock the doors
01:05:29We don't have a fucking windshield
01:05:43Shit oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
01:05:52I'm sorry
01:05:54That wasn't me I promise you dude, I would never do that. Don't worry my brothers
01:05:59I will get help as soon as I get home
01:06:23Oh, where is it Anthony you better be awake because we're coming to get you
01:06:44What did I say about sleeping in the living room
01:06:49Jesus grandpa
01:06:53I
01:06:59Have some great news for you guys
01:07:01Anthony's dead. I
01:07:04Just came back from the lawyer's office. I went back over your mother's will
01:07:09And and he said he made a mistake turns out you guys don't have to live with Anthony for 45 days
01:07:15Yeah
01:07:20It's actually 45 weeks
01:07:24What
01:07:26We misinterpreted the will turns out it's 45 weeks not 45 days
01:07:32Nope
01:07:43Grandpa please
01:07:45Please give us our cut of the money already
01:07:47We've been through a lot and I can't take any more of this. I mean look at my face for Christ sakes Anthony did that
01:07:54No, but his actions did he's driving us crazy and he's doing it on purpose to just fuck with us
01:08:02Enough of that creature already
01:08:05Please grandpa do the right thing and give us some of that money Jake just enough to get a new house
01:08:12I'm sorry, Jake. I cannot ignore your mother's will
01:08:17Well, then fuck you and mom's will you could keep it all for yourself. I bet that was the plan from the beginning
01:08:24You
01:08:30So this is what it takes to get your attention Jake
01:08:34What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about the fact that you haven't called me in five years
01:08:39So suddenly I turn up with two million dollars and you're ready to do whatever it takes to spend time with the family
01:08:45That's not the point. What's the point then?
01:08:47The point is is you're so goddamn stubborn to commit to mom's will when all it is is a stupid piece of paper
01:08:54What if I told you I made this up just to teach you a lesson don't fuck with me right now
01:09:00Take a look yourself
01:09:07Anthony's real name is Carlos Pizarro. He's an Austrian actor that I hired just to make you pay for ignoring me for five years
01:09:18So
01:09:20You destroyed our house
01:09:22Made me quit my job and ruined our lives because I haven't called you in five years
01:09:29well, it has also been kind of fun cuz
01:09:33He's had a body cam the entire time
01:09:36Well, I hope you're entertained cuz you just lost your grandsons forever
01:09:41Jake don't talk to me grandpa
01:09:45Your mom really is a millionaire
01:09:48Is what do you mean by is look to your left?
01:10:00Your mom really was in a coma for five years when she woke up the first thing she wanted to see was you
01:10:17You
01:10:27So, where is Joe anyway Joe didn't take this so well
01:10:41There's food out I'm sure I'll show up
01:10:48What's that two million dollars
01:10:58Yeah, but mom's still alive it's my net worth start a business
01:11:14You know what I don't need it
01:11:18Have everything I need right here
01:11:25Yeah, I'm starving what's lunch
01:11:31What's going on Rick, I'm good Freddy. How are you? Same old shit?
01:11:38Excuse me a partner. I just want to get this dress
01:11:40Steve Ricky, how are you doing? I'm doing good. Oh, you know, I'm just trying to blow up some more houses
01:11:47Hey, oh this food looks great. I can't wait to dig in. Thanks, right. You're welcome
01:11:54You're welcome Ricky
01:11:57Grandpa, what the hell's going on right here?
01:12:00Let's see here
01:12:02Ricky and Mitch I hired them to destroy your house
01:12:05Freddy he's an actor that I hired
01:12:08Freddy he's an actor that I heard to play the angry black man that you typically see in movies
01:12:14so wait
01:12:16You hired all these people to be in on this
01:12:22Yeah, pretty much yeah
01:13:07You
01:13:37You
01:14:03You