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00:00THE NEXT DAY
00:03Oh my god, he's the most unsympathetic and self-absorbed person I've ever met.
00:09I would have never touched him.
00:11And you shouldn't either.
00:13You like us.
00:17God damn it!
00:19And when you were going to throw him at William's party.
00:22He was so jealous.
00:30THE NEXT DAY
00:34Oh my god.
00:36Look at this.
00:38It looks very good.
00:40Do you think it looks good? It's hideous.
00:42Can you picture a girl in this?
00:44Maybe in Syria, but in Norway?
00:46No, it's like...
00:48Hey!
00:50Welcome back, Nora!
00:52I didn't know you would come back this afternoon.
00:56This is Lito.
00:59Hello.
01:01My name is Lito.
01:03We're just going through some of your clothes.
01:06To see if there's anything you don't need.
01:10Like this, for example.
01:13What are you doing?
01:15You can't just take my clothes without asking me first.
01:19I'm sorry, are we imposing?
01:21No, no, no. Don't be silly.
01:23No, no, no. Don't be silly.
01:25She never uses clothes like this.
01:28We're just going through your clothes.
01:30As I said, because...
01:32As you know, there's a big crisis in Syria right now.
01:36And there's a lot of Syrian refugees.
01:39That need your help.
01:43So I was just thinking...
01:45You could donate some.
01:48Okay.
01:50Yes, I guess, but...
01:52Maybe just not that top, because...
01:55Oh, no, no, no. Of course not.
01:57Yeah, it has meaning to me, so...
02:02What meaning?
02:04It's from when I lived in Madrid.
02:11Is he handsome?
02:13I don't think so.
02:15What are you doing?
02:18Can't you just give my clothes to a Syrian refugee
02:23just to check him out?
02:25He's not a Syrian refugee.
02:27He studies in Norway.
02:29His father is actually a Turkish ambassador.
02:34And right now, Lito is taking full-time permission
02:37from the university,
02:39because he's going to help refugees full-time.
02:44Sexy?
02:46Sexy? There's nothing sexy about the refugee crisis.
02:49It's fucking serious.
02:51It's fucking serious, actually.
02:53And you're just saying,
02:55Oh, no, no, no, it's top. It has meaning to me.
02:58Look, here you are.
03:00A weekend. Little princess stood up.
03:02Great. Tennis racket.
03:04We have CD players, Rubik's cube,
03:07a lot of heaters, jogging pants.
03:10I don't know if that's right.
03:12Thank you so much, Lynn.
03:16You know, Nora, I think you're a little...
03:18I think you're a little crazy right now.
03:20Because, I mean,
03:22I think a lot of people need this more than you do.
03:25I'm not crazy.
03:27I care a lot about the refugee crisis.
03:30That's not it.
03:32You can't just come into my room and...
03:37Is everything good?
03:39Yes.
03:41Yeah, it's all good.
03:43Everything's fine?
03:45Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
03:47She loves this top, so...
03:53Yeah, but, I mean, we got a lot of clothes and stuff, don't we?
03:58No, it's...
04:00If I take this and this, you take this.
04:06I'll take this shirt, Nora.
04:08You need it.
04:10Nora, don't be so mean.
04:13Fox 80.
04:34I love these shirts with pockets.
04:36With pockets, yeah.
04:38It's so cool.
04:40It's starting to sag when you put your phone up.
04:42Because it's so heavy now.
04:44But it's ugly.
04:46No, nothing is ugly.
04:48But it looks a little like...
04:52A little like...
04:53Bye bye.
04:57Oh, that was nice.
04:59Yeah, but I don't use it.
05:01And I can't go in white, because I'll just get make-up on.
05:03Right? And when I eat, you know?
05:05I'll just sweat on it.
05:07I think I can wear that.
05:09Have you used it?
05:11Do you want it?
05:13No, we have to give it.
05:15Yeah, because they need it more than I do.
05:17Yeah, yeah, just throw it on.
05:19Now we have to show that we care.
05:21I care.
05:22But, like, Eskild, you know?
05:24Yeah?
05:25He says that I don't care.
05:28What?
05:29Like, I care about the refugee crisis.
05:34It's him who doesn't care.
05:38He's just trying to check that he's an elitist.
05:43Like, he's convinced that he's gay, right?
05:46But he's not.
05:50Like, I don't understand why everyone who's gay
05:55just assumes that everyone else is gay.
05:58What's wrong with that?
06:02Have you heard that there's no more ice cream cans?
06:07No.
06:10I think it was her who turned it off.
06:18Oh!
06:19It's Jonas'
06:21but he can't give it away.
06:23He has to give it back to his clan.
06:25He has to, right?
06:26Yeah.
06:27He's not that nice, but...
06:30Have you...
06:32Have you talked to Jonas since we got here?
06:36Um, no.
06:38I've tried, but I feel like he's trying to avoid me.
06:46What?
06:47Yeah.
06:48I think he's just a little embarrassed
06:50about what happened at William's party before Easter.
06:54But if he still has feelings for me,
06:58then we have to talk about it.
07:00Because I don't want us to be friends.
07:02I don't want that to get in the way.
07:05Yeah, I think it's...
07:08It's important that you talk to each other.
07:11Yeah, I'll do that.
07:12He can't avoid me when we start at school.
07:19How are things with you and William?
07:25It's nothing between me and William.
07:30No, I know.
07:31I'm just kidding.
07:35Of course I know there's nothing between you two.
07:37William would have had the same wedding if it was.
07:42I've never seen anyone so obsessed with another person before.
07:46Have you?
07:49No.
07:55Do you think he'll pay for the hook?
08:01What hook?
08:03Haven't you seen the Penetrator thing?
08:06They're doing a collection.
08:08Haven't you seen it?
08:10No.
08:11Are you kidding?
08:12Okay, I have to show you.
08:14It's crazy.
08:23Because this Easter,
08:25they trashed a cabin on Trysil.
08:29And they got a bill of 340,000 NOK.
08:34It's crazy.
08:35So now they're doing a collection.
08:40What do you think?
08:44They're selling geese.
08:46And they're doing a hook auction.
08:49I don't think William can handle it.
08:51It starts at 1,000 NOK.
08:52It's crazy.
08:54And they're having a charity party on Friday.
09:00This is prostitution.
09:06But it would be funny if it was.
09:08Someone who's obsessed with paying for the hook.
09:30Okay.
09:53Hi.
09:54Hi.
09:58William.
10:00It's so nice to see you.
10:05Have you missed me?
10:07No.
10:08Come on, not even a little?
10:10Not at all.
10:13Have you had a nice Easter?
10:17Yes.
10:18Have you?
10:21Good, yes.
10:22A little expensive?
10:25I saw your event on Facebook.
10:28Charming things.
10:30You have to come.
10:32No.
10:33Why not?
10:36Because it's the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.
10:41Hook auction.
10:43Seriously.
10:46You know, it's illegal.
10:49It's prostitution.
10:53Are you jealous?
10:58No.
10:59Just because I'm going to hook up with someone else?
11:02Why are you so grumpy?
11:04I'm not grumpy.
11:06And I'm definitely not jealous.
11:10I just think that your whole experience is really stupid.
11:15Europe is on the brink of extinction.
11:1812 million people are on the brink of extinction.
11:24People are starving to death.
11:28What does that have to do with the case?
11:31It has everything to do with the case.
11:33You just trash a cabin for 300,000 while the world is starving.
11:45I don't get it.
11:55I don't get it. People are willing to pay so much for a hook.
11:59But how much should you go up to?
12:0210,000 kroner for a hook now?
12:04No.
12:05What if it's on Vlam?
12:07People who do it are stupid.
12:09It's crazy.
12:10You won't be able to collect it on Friday anyway.
12:12You have to pay a lot for a hook.
12:14Okay, so it's a hook.
12:16It's that thing over there.
12:17And then there's the goose.
12:18It's a round place.
12:20It's not like you have to pay for it.
12:22But they make a big effort.
12:24They care about...
12:28Hello!
12:29Hi!
12:30It's crazy that they...
12:32You can't do it.
12:33You won't be able to do it.
12:35What about the food package?
12:37It's so much.
12:39300,000.
12:41I don't get it.
12:43Ask Nora's sister, Mille.
12:45Yes.
12:46We were just talking about how we should help the Pantry boys in solidarity.
12:51And they can use some of the money from our bus budget to donate to their bus.
12:55Because they have a very good bus moral.
12:58But it's a little late to give away the money.
13:00So we've been discussing if we should participate in this hook action.
13:04It's a good cause.
13:07Mille, what world are you living in?
13:11You know that millions of refugees are starving.
13:17And you think this is a good cause?
13:21You think we should give money to a bunch of shit kids.
13:27Who have just drunk shit and trashed a whole cabin.
13:34You don't always have to be so uptight.
13:37You can try to have some humor.
13:40It's a social event that gathers the whole school.
13:44It's fun, and it helps the refugees more than just sitting at home and being sad for them.
13:51Mille, if you had just used half of the energy you use to think of William.
13:57On the refugees instead.
14:00Then we might have helped a little.
14:03Hi.
14:08No hook action?
14:10No, I want to.
14:13But what about the party?
14:16Of course we're going to the party.
14:19Are you serious?
14:21Come on, Nora.
14:24Even Sana thinks it's fun.
14:27I think she knows a little more about being a girl than you do, Nora.
14:31How do I know more about being a refugee?
14:35I was born in Norway.
14:38Yes, but you understand what I mean.
14:40You come from a different culture.
14:42No, I'm from the same culture as you.
14:45Yes, but you're a Muslim.
14:49Yes.
14:51Muslim is a different culture.
14:54Islam is a religion, Einstein.
15:00What's going on here today is crazy.
15:03Why is everyone laughing at me?
15:06Have you ever thought about how much of my soul and heart I put into this project?
15:12And it's not to become popular.
15:15It's to be with you.
15:17It's what you love.
15:21Can't you just try to give back a little?
15:25I'll give you everything.
15:27Everything?
15:29Everything.
15:32All right.
15:34Let's go to that party.
15:36Okay.
15:40And I don't get to go?
15:43No, you don't.
15:48Do you want to pay to hook up with William?
15:53Yes.
15:57You know, it's illegal.
15:59It's prostitution.
16:04It's not prostitution if it's not sex.
16:07It's hooking up.
16:09Sex can't be hooked up.
16:13Everyone knows that.
16:15Who thinks that sex and hooking up are the same thing?
16:19When I say that I hooked up with William, I know that I didn't have sex.
16:24I just hooked up.
16:26Yes, it was cleaning.
16:28Cleaning, right?
16:29Yes.
16:30There's nothing more than that.
16:32No, but you still pay for it.
16:34Yes, but it's the same as buying something you want.
16:38It's not prostitution.
16:40Buying something you want?
16:42You want sex, you buy it.
16:44It's still prostitution if you buy it.
16:47Yes, you want sex, but you have...
16:49Yes, we can have sex, but we just have to clean.
16:53You can pay for it.
17:10See, they care about the girls.
17:13I don't care about the girls.
17:15I just don't give a shit.
17:20You what?
17:23But it's Jonas' job.
17:25Yes.
17:27I have to go.
17:29I have to go.
17:31Yes.
17:35I would have hoped that Jonas would have told you himself.
17:42But...
17:47Jonas and I have become friends.
17:52We became friends during Easter.
18:01Yes.
18:03Yes.
18:11Yes, I should have told you before, but...
18:15I thought it was best for you to hear it from Jonas.
18:21But he never told you, so...
18:33What do you think?
18:38It's fine.
18:45Thank you.
18:47Yes, yes.
18:51It's not allowed to be sad now.
18:54He's your ex-boyfriend.
18:57But I'm not sad.
19:00It's going well.
19:04I think it's good that he has moved on.
19:08I don't want it to be different.
19:10We're just friends.
19:14Yes, that's good.
19:22Are you sure?
19:24Yes, I'm totally sure.
19:27I can't believe it.
19:30I can't believe it.
19:32I can't believe it.
19:34I can't believe it.
19:36I can't believe it.
19:38I can't believe it.
19:40I can't believe it.
19:42I can't believe it.
19:44I can't believe it.
19:46I can't believe it.
19:48I can't believe it.
19:50I can't believe it.
19:52I can't believe it.
19:54I can't believe it.
19:56I can't believe it.
19:58I can't believe it.
20:00I can't believe it.
20:02I can't believe it.
20:04I can't believe it.
20:13I don't believe it.
20:19I really think he's so fucking cheeky.
20:24He's like you know...
20:26The way she looks at him.
20:31The way she looks at him.
20:36She doesn't look at him like this.
20:42And then she's like...
20:44She's like looking at him.
20:46I mean, she's not looking at him.
20:49She's looking at him with her own eyes.
20:52And then...
20:53I don't know. I think she's so pretty.
20:57I can't say she's pretty.
20:59She's crazy.
21:02Do you think she's prettier than me?
21:05Huh?
21:07She is.
21:09She's so, so much prettier than me.
21:12I'm just kidding. She's not prettier than you.
21:15I don't understand why he just...
21:18I don't know. He just doesn't say anything.
21:20He just lets us know.
21:23I don't know what's going on.
21:26He has to explain it to us.
21:29We're about to announce the winner of this week's competition.
21:35And who is it?
21:37The girl who's going to clean his car.
21:39She has paid 3000 kroner.
21:51Do you want to go?
21:53We're going to clean your car.
21:55And you're going to pay 3000 kroner.
21:57Deal.
22:21What's up?
22:23What's up?
22:25What?
22:27I have to go to the bathroom.
22:29What?
22:31You haven't seen me in a while.
22:34What?
22:39You know what?
22:41You're so cute.
22:45I'm so in love with you.
22:47What the fuck?
22:48You know what?
22:50She's going to clean her car.
22:53What the fuck?
23:00You're so cute.
23:02I'm going to kiss you.
23:04I don't want to.
23:11I'm just kidding.
23:14Don't you...
23:16Don't you want to kiss me?
23:19I'm just kidding.
23:26I'm going to...
23:28I'm going to...
23:30I'm going to kiss you.
23:33What?
23:37You know what?
23:39You're so cute.
23:41I'm going to kiss you.
23:43I'm going to kiss you.
23:45What if you took no option?
23:49The winner...
23:52What are you saying?
23:54I don't hear a thing you're saying.
23:57I'm not going to say it.
23:59I'm not going to say it.
24:01Watch out for Eva.
24:03She's having a baby.
24:05We're going to...
24:10No.
24:12We can get her back.
24:13I don't feel like dressing up.
24:15No, me neither.
24:18But...
24:19Hi!
24:22Would you like to dress up with me?
24:25Huh?
24:26I don't feel like it.
24:28What?
24:33What are you doing?
24:36What is this...
24:37...conjuring of...
24:39...gay sex stuff?
24:43And you're as ugly as ever.
24:46I mean it.
24:48Have you been around and told jokes now?
24:51Jokes?
24:57You have to relax a little. Have some confidence in me.
25:00Confidence?
25:01How am I supposed to have confidence in you?
25:04You don't care about anyone else but yourself.
25:07Do I care?
25:087% of my money goes to your ex-girlfriend.
25:11Yes, because I'm here.
25:15You don't care why you get the money?
25:18Yes, you don't care about that.
25:22Not for real.
25:27I care about you.
25:32For real.
25:36No, you don't.
25:39If you had done that, you wouldn't have pressured me...
25:42...to come to this party this way.
25:46But you don't have to be here if you want to.
25:49Yes, I have to be here.
25:52And the refugees will get their money.
25:56The refugees will get their money.
25:59Relax.
26:04Yes, but...
26:06Yes, I have to be here. I have to watch out for Eva.
26:09So she doesn't do anything stupid.
26:20What do you think we should do?
26:23Hey, Gorilla!
26:25Yes, Troy?
26:27If you have a burger, I'd call it a McTasty.
26:30Burger!
26:32Burger!
26:41You have to spit!
26:43You have to spit! You can't spit in here!
26:46Aren't you tired of playing?
26:49I don't want to play.
26:53And pretend you don't like me.
26:57There's no play. I don't pretend.
27:03Okay, let's do it this way.
27:06I'll go first, and you'll pretend you don't like me.
27:11What do you think, Eva?
27:17That's a stupid question.
27:26Step back.
27:33If you don't like me, I don't like you.
27:37Sorry.
27:56I don't like you.
28:02I don't like you.
28:32I don't like you.
28:46You have no right to be mad at me.
28:56I'm not mad at you.
28:59I'm just trying to do what's right.
29:02But you don't care.
29:04As long as you're willing to do it.
29:07Okay.
29:09You're so insane.
29:11Egoistic.
29:13And manipulative.
29:15And self-obsessed.
29:17And...
29:19And ignorant.
29:21That's why I don't like you.
29:26Was that all?
29:28Yeah.
29:58Yeah.
30:19Yeah.
30:21It's officially the biggest midget in the game.
30:24I don't know.
30:29I don't know.
30:31I don't know.
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31:03I don't know.