Video.Guru_20240628_032036576
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00:00Ram Ram to all the Indians!
00:03Ram Ram, Jai Shri Ram!
00:09Have you gone mad, Golu?
00:11Hey, are you okay?
00:13Let me go!
00:14I'm fine!
00:15I'm fine, the water is cold!
00:17It's not cold, I thought it would be cold!
00:19It's very cold water!
00:20It's very cold water!
00:21It's very cold water!
00:23No, no, no, I'm scared!
00:25There's a lot of water, Golu!
00:26No!
00:27For God's sake, don't do this!
00:28For God's sake!
00:29For God's sake, don't do this!
00:30We have separate homes!
00:31It's very cold!
00:32It's very cold!
00:33It's very cold!
00:34I'm scared!
00:36Which city were you born in?
00:38Jalandhar, Punjab!
00:39Punjab!
00:40So, what's your year of birth?
00:4272!
00:4372!
00:44Okay!
00:45You don't look like it!
00:46You look very young!
00:47I had my beard shaved to come here!
00:48No, your zone!
00:49He told me!
00:50You have a zone!
00:51You have a personality!
00:52Yes!
00:53It's a little funny, quirky and young!
00:55I mean, you don't feel like you're 72!
00:57I feel like I'm 86 or 87!
00:59When I heard that you're older than Deepak bhai!
01:01I got to know here!
01:02I used to think that he's at least a year or two older than me!
01:05But after coming here, I got to know that he's 3-4 months younger than me!
01:08So, I said, first of all, let's focus on this!
01:11That I'm the oldest in the whole house!
01:13Yes, otherwise, you get a little saved in that!
01:15Yes, yes, yes!
01:16You get a little saved in respect!
01:17Shivani is talking to you very rudely!
01:19So, we'll have to tie it up!
01:21But, like Vishal and Lavkesh!
01:24If I get to know that I'm not that old,
01:28then they'll make fun of me!
01:30Yes!
01:31So, at least I said that, so that I stay a little saved!
01:34Right, right!
01:51His underwear came out!
01:53Underwear is popping with me, boss!
01:56Underwear is niggling!
01:58On the water!
01:59On the water!
02:00Look at the belt!
02:01Stylish belt!
02:02WWE Champion!
02:0365 pounds!
02:05Money!
02:06He'll really come and sit on you!
02:08I swear!
02:09You didn't give him the phone, right?
02:11I did!
02:12Money, 65 pounds!
02:13He forgot his phone!
02:14Shivani, do you cook at home?
02:17Do you cook?
02:18I cook less, but my sister cooks more!
02:21We deliver food for 500-600 people daily!
02:25Yes, that's true!
02:27It's work!
02:28And it's for the house too!
02:30We have a baby too!
02:31Brother!
02:32What?
02:33I don't even look like it!
02:34What?
02:35I don't even look like it!
02:36I do so much work!
02:37Why?
02:38She's doing it!
02:39She's doing all the work!
02:40I'm surprised about that!
02:41You don't look like it!
02:42Why is he sleeping?
02:43Look at her!
02:44Look at her!
02:45No, brother!
02:46Look at her!
02:47Look at her!
02:48What, brother?
02:49I don't even look like it!
02:51Oh my God!
02:53Yo! Yo!
02:54Nidhi!
02:55She said this!
02:56She said this!
02:57She said, she doesn't even look like it!
02:59Me?
03:00Yes!
03:01She said this!
03:02Oh my God!
03:03You leave me alone in this kitchen!
03:07I'll cook for everyone in half an hour!
03:09I told her!
03:10That's good, bro!
03:11That's good!
03:12I know my energy level!
03:14That's why I didn't feel hot!
03:15You seem to be an expert in speaking!
03:17No, I'm an expert in everything!
03:24Vishal, have you seen the reel where a woman from abroad
03:26sells farts?
03:28No, I don't know!
03:29There was a kid in school in America
03:31He used to fart a lot!
03:32The police took him!
03:33This is in the news too!
03:34But what can a person do?
03:35There's competition for farts!
03:37Yes, what can a person do?
03:38There's competition for farts!
03:39They blow out candles!
03:40It's natural!
03:41Yes!
03:42I swear on you!
03:43When we were sleeping here on the first night
03:45I wanted to tell everyone
03:46I was embarrassed
03:47If you hear the sound of footsteps at night
03:49answer with a footstep!
03:52Has this ever happened to you, Shubhani?
03:54To fart with a smile?
03:55I have two friends!
03:57Don't lie!
03:58Don't lie, Shubhani!
03:59It's not a big deal to fart with a smile!
04:02It happened with Payal, right?
04:05I'll tell Payal now!
04:06It happens with sneezing too!
04:08I had to poop like this!
04:11What are you doing?
04:12Who said it?
04:13Your husband!
04:14And I thought it was you!
04:16I didn't fart with a smile!
04:17It was something else!
04:18What was it?
04:19What happened was
04:20I had constipation!
04:22Me and Kirtika!
04:23Both of you together?
04:24Both of us together!
04:26And Armaan had it too!
04:27I'll tell you the whole story!
04:28There was a tablet
04:29We had to take one
04:30We took two by mistake!
04:31And we were travelling
04:32We were travelling in a car
04:33So we had constipation!
04:34He told me!
04:35Me?
04:36You had it too!
04:37Didn't you tell us?
04:38Come, come!
04:39First of all, it was his!
04:40It was his!
04:41He told me!
04:42He farted!
04:43He was sitting on a pillow
04:44He was sitting on a pillow
04:45He was lying!
04:51Listen!
04:53He got up quietly
04:54He picked up the pillow
04:55He went to the bathroom
04:56And he was pooping!
04:57I said, what happened?
04:58Nothing!
04:59Nothing!
05:00Okay!
05:01I'll tell you the whole story!
05:02I told him not to leave the seat!
05:03I told him not to leave the seat!
05:04I told him not to leave the seat!
05:05I was wearing my clothes
05:06And suddenly I farted!
05:07I farted!
05:09And then I was like
05:10I farted!
05:16She's our girl!
05:17She's our girl!
05:18We'll take her!
05:19She's mine!
05:20We'll take her!
05:21She's mine!
05:22I'll take her!
05:23She's mine!
05:24The wedding procession will come to Bombay!
05:25The wedding procession will come to Bombay too!
05:26It's my city!
05:27It's my city, no problem!
05:28I'll see!
05:29It's my city!
05:30Hey!
05:31You're acting!
05:32It's your city, no problem!
05:33We have enough men in your city too!
05:34At least ask a girl
05:35Who she should go with!
05:36Both of them are talking about themselves!
05:37What will I say to her?
05:38Organic food, everything is organic, homemade vegetables, do you eat eggs?
05:43Yes, I eat eggs.
05:44Whatever you say, you will get everything.
05:46You will live like a queen in a big mansion.
05:48Whatever I want, I will get real love.
05:50What do I do with all this?
05:51Can I take all this from my earnings?
05:52You will get love too.
05:53I will show you my heart, you are the only one in my heart.
05:55There is nothing else.
05:59Now tell me your condition.
06:01Why should I come with you?
06:03Car, wealth, money, shares.
06:06I have that.
06:07I have only love.
06:09There should be love, I will earn all this too.
06:11You have a lot of faith in him.
06:14If I think logically, then I will sit with either of them.
06:18Yes, tell me, I don't want to go with either of them.
06:20Leave me with Lazy Bhai.
06:27Hey parrot, what were you saying?
06:30Parrot.
06:32Parrot, parrot.
06:33Is your ear fine?
06:34Should I hit my finger inside?
06:36Parrot, parrot.
06:38Parrot, parrot.
06:39Parrot, parrot.
06:44Very good, now you have a real voice.
06:46Are you fine now?
06:48This is my house.
06:51I am a drunkard.
06:53I don't need so much food.
06:56I am a beggar.
06:58I don't need so much work.
07:02Dad, dad.
07:05Dad, give me a cigarette.
07:08I will quit smoking.
07:13Give me a cigarette.
07:15I don't want to smoke.
07:17I will give you one.
07:19Give me one.
07:20Dad.
07:21I don't need it.
07:24I don't need it.
07:26I don't need it.
07:29I don't need so much food.
07:31I don't need this face.
07:35I had told brother Armaan that I won't do it.
07:39I had told brother Armaan that I won't do it.
07:41And the move was like this that day.
07:44Yes, yes.
07:45Where is my nose?
07:51What are you making?
07:52Are you making an egg?
07:57Brother, I don't have any stuff.
08:00Brother Deepak, this is your purse.
08:02I am keeping it.
08:04I am keeping it.
08:06Ranveer is also playing.
08:08He will also play.
08:10Will you do my acting?
08:12It's not that easy.
08:17I have put a parrot on the tree.
08:25Very good, very good.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:37But this doesn't make eyes.
08:38This will do.
08:39Wow.
08:40Wow.
08:42I will light it as per my wish.
08:43Oh.
08:4516 people.
08:46And this whole season of Bigg Boss OTT.
08:50One third of the week.
08:53It's very unfair.
08:55It's unfair because.
08:57The team that gets nominated every week.
09:00And goes out one by one.
09:03Will not be able to walk at their normal speed this season.
09:09This is Bigg Boss OTT.
09:12Fast pace.
09:14To keep up with the pace of this season.
09:17This team that will go out.
09:20Will have to catch up fast.
09:23So now the time has come.
09:25For the first member of this season.
09:28To go out of the house.
09:31On the basis of the votes of the outsiders.
09:34Neeraj and Shivani.
09:36Were nominated to go out of the house.
09:39The voting lines have been closed.
09:42The decision of the audience has come.
09:46But before giving the decision of the audience.
09:49I would like to know from you.
09:51According to you.
09:52Which one of these two.
09:54Should go out of the house today?
09:57So come on.
09:58Tell me one by one.
10:00And believe me.