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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, events, stories, or any other events is purely coincidental.
00:30If you don't put it on, I'll throw a grenade at you!
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't just throw it like that!
00:56Where... where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:05What... what is this thing?
01:12Oh no!
01:14The keyboard has successfully been reset.
01:17The corresponding function has been unlocked.
01:22How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:28Enter the F1 to F12 cards.
01:32Each Secret will trigger a corresponding function and mission.
01:36Wow, advanced!
01:38If the mission fails, the host will die.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:51This teacher is too perfunctory!
01:53I don't know where I am!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu family's...
02:07noble lord?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:16The most beautiful woman in Mingyue City, Miss Chu,
02:17is about to become a widow at such a young age.
02:20According to my observation,
02:22she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:25Let's kill her.
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save her.
02:33It's a ghost!
02:35Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:44Do you need 12 Unknown Secrets?
02:46What?
02:48You...
02:54Did I just...
02:56time travel?
02:59Zuo An,
03:01what are you doing now?
03:04Oh my god!
03:08I...
03:15I...
03:26Miss,
03:28I have a cat that can fly.
03:31I'd like to invite you to take a look.
03:35Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An,
03:39it's only been a few hours.
03:41I'm your...
03:43wife.
03:46I...
03:48Heaven has been kind to me.
03:51I've been a virtuous man all my life.
03:54This is what I deserve.
03:58Is this the me of this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to start it so tragically?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:11Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I want to take another look at her.
04:16Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop right there.
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can this stupid girl
04:36deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at how timid he is in front of his wife.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:44The cow dung king.
04:46The me of this world is so miserable.
04:52Miss,
04:54your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:02Honey.
05:05What's wrong?
05:07I can't tell.
05:09How could you do this to me?
05:11Forget it, Xue'er.
05:14What's wrong?
05:16What's wrong?
05:18What's wrong?
05:20What's wrong?
05:22What's wrong?
05:24What's wrong?
05:26What's wrong?
05:28What's wrong?
05:30What's wrong?
05:32What's wrong?
05:33Just leave him here.
05:35After all, he's hurt.
05:41What did you see just now?
05:43I didn't see anything.
05:46But honey,
05:47why did you choose me
05:49to marry me?
05:52Don't you know
05:53why I chose you?
05:56Isn't it because of our
05:58sweet love?
05:59Isn't it?
06:01The reason I chose you
06:03is because
06:05I can't.
06:07Why did God do this to me?
06:11What's wrong with this fool?
06:14He went to the second lady's room
06:16and got retribution.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:24It's a pity that I didn't
06:25have a good time last night.
06:26It's a pity that
06:27I didn't have a good time last night.
06:29It's a pity that
06:30I didn't have a good time last night.
06:34It's a pity that
06:36my wife was born
06:37so beautiful.
06:39And the culprit
06:41is because of you.
06:42You can't do this.
06:47That's all for now.
06:52In the next life,
06:53I must grow up
06:54with my brothers
06:56and fight side by side.
06:59Wait.
07:08Can you be more professional?
07:10You put it so low
07:11to make yourself
07:12exhausted.
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:17I'm just a flower farmer
07:18in the mansion.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:21that today
07:22you were just
07:23restricted by someone
07:25and can't be released.
07:29Thank you for your hard work.
07:30Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:32Please.
07:37The first way to break the restriction
07:39is to use
07:40the rare natural treasure.
07:42But with your ability,
07:43you don't have to consider it.
07:44But with your ability,
07:45you don't have to consider it.
07:48Then
07:49is there any other way?
07:52The second way
07:54is to get the Grandmaster Mirror
07:56and break the restriction
07:57with your own ability.
07:59Grandmaster?
08:00What kind of mirror is it?
08:01Do you have it?
08:02You're useless.
08:03You don't even know this.
08:05Cultivators are born
08:07in the same level as the heaven and the earth.
08:09They enter the door as the first level.
08:11Finally, through training
08:12their skin, flesh, bones, bone marrow,
08:15internal organs, blood,
08:16and accumulating vitality,
08:18they gradually increase
08:19from level 2 to level 8.
08:21At level 9,
08:22they can control the power of the heaven and the earth.
08:24In the world of the Clan,
08:26the heaven and the earth
08:27begin to destroy souls.
08:29When the mind is broken,
08:30they become the Grandmaster.
08:32Under the mind,
08:33life and death depend on them.
08:37This is too good.
08:39This world
08:40can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to the heaven and the earth.
08:43Above all,
08:44it is said that
08:45the heaven and the earth are too weak
08:46to live forever.
08:50How long will it take
08:51for me to become a Grandmaster?
08:53With your ability,
08:54you can't live more than ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have
09:03a set of strange martial arts
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Ordinary people practice
09:12by absorbing
09:13the vitality of the heaven and the earth.
09:15And you have such a poor ability.
09:17Of course, you can't do it.
09:20But my martial arts
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the body
09:25to solve the problem.
09:26It can fully control the process of cultivation.
09:28Through the accumulation of skills,
09:29the creation,
09:30and the conversion of a series of combinations,
09:31you can increase your cultivation.
09:32You can accurately aim
09:33at the point where you feel the pain.
09:34Until you reach the blue sea
09:35in the zone of the West Branch,
09:37you can complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:46I don't understand your martial arts.
09:50To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:52The heavier the beating, the easier it is to break through.
09:55This martial art is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope you can learn this set of martial arts.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04Just call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you.
10:15Episode 1
10:23Detecting the secret point of Qishan,
10:25Phoenix Leaf String.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:46In the fusion of secret points, please wait a moment.
10:49In the fusion of secret points, please wait a moment.
11:15Obtained the first secret point.
11:17Activate the anger value system.
11:19Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value.
11:23It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If the anger value is not enough,
11:28the host is at risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't have to look for the secret point.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is really...
11:36too cool!
11:38Open the keyboard function for the first time.
11:40Free lottery three times.
11:42The probability of winning the lottery is increased by three chances.
11:45Do you want to start the lottery?
11:49The idea of guiding guests is a bit familiar.
11:54But now I feel like I'm on fire.
11:57Let's go!
12:11Let me welcome you to the 999 mountain villa!
12:15Ah!
12:24Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:27I don't believe it!
12:45Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
12:48What?
12:56What is this?
13:00Reduce pain.
13:02Lock up.
13:04It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:07What does happiness have to do with function?
13:09Why should I be willing to let others attack me?
13:12Can't you be strict?
13:16One more time.
13:28Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
13:33Not bad, not bad.
13:34This is a good hide-and-seek.
13:36I must kill it.
13:37It's a must-have item for old Liu.
13:46Please get the Happy Cannonball as soon as possible.
13:49I've got a lot of things today.
13:58The Happy Cannonball is here!
14:01Run!
14:02Run!
14:08Dog?
14:10Help!
14:15Dog?
14:27Wild dog?
14:37Bad dog.
14:40Come back!
14:46Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:04Little dog,
15:05anything you pick will only hurt you.
15:10Get lost!
15:11What did you do to my dog?
15:16Episode 1
15:22You killed my dog!
15:24Oh, no!
15:25Oh, no!
15:26I'd rather die than let you live!
15:32It hurts!
15:35You're so cruel!
15:38The experience value is increasing rapidly.
15:42Are you stupid?
15:43I'm afraid you'll bully me,
15:45so I came to the edge of the cliff.
15:47I can amplify the pain tenfold.
15:51Catch me again!
15:56Wait!
15:57Listen to me!
15:59What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private talk.
16:02What is a private talk?
16:04A private talk is...
16:06a private conversation.
16:09No!
16:11Our private conversation is over!
16:13What do you want?
16:15Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can beat you ten times without pain,
16:19we'll let go of the dog and me coming into your house.
16:26You?
16:27You want to beat me ten times?
16:29Let's make a bet.
16:31Okay.
16:33No anger value?
16:35I don't think it's strong enough.
16:38One!
16:39Wait!
16:40I made a mistake.
16:41I'll say it again.
16:44Say it!
16:45If I win,
16:47you'll have to call me brother-in-law
16:49if you don't care about the past.
16:53You!
16:55That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
16:59I'll make you kneel down
17:01and apologize to me.
17:03It's a deal.
17:06Ready, go!
17:08Go to hell!
17:16What do you want?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:19I want to drink some water.
17:21I'll beat you to death!
17:26How do I use this?
17:28Do I have to wipe there?
17:32I can only use it five times!
17:36This keyboard is so useless.
17:39Are you going to drink water or leave the palace?
17:41Why are you in such a hurry?
17:44Come on.
17:45Just avoid my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52Fine, I won't beat you.
17:54Prepare to beg for mercy!
17:58I told you not to hit my face!
18:05I'll break it with a whip.
18:08Hey, are you okay?
18:11It works!
18:12The function of the Happy Cannonball is activated.
18:15No abnormal feeling.
18:16Pure normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:21Prepare to beg for mercy!
18:27Comfortable.
18:28So comfortable!
18:33That's great!
18:34Silly girl, you're really silly.
18:36Yes.
18:40Why don't you continue?
18:41There are still three sides.
18:42Go on.
18:45Don't tell me you have a perverted hobby.
18:50How is that possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:53I never show off.
18:55Don't be discouraged because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:00You're really a pervert.
19:02I don't want to play anymore!
19:04I won't say anything.
19:05Call me brother-in-law.
19:07Brother-in-law.
19:16You're really good at catching knives.
19:18I almost killed you.
19:25This meal is not bad at all.
19:28It's really good.
19:29It's good for your health.
19:33Ziwen!
19:34Wait for me to see the master and his wife.
19:37Who is it?
19:38Are you trespassing?
19:44What's wrong with you?
19:46Change your clothes.
19:47The master and his wife are waiting for you in the meeting room.
19:50Why are they looking for me?
19:52Why?
19:54Of course they want to settle accounts with you.
19:59But I was injured by the second lady.
20:01I can't walk anymore.
20:03Why did the second lady fall in love with such a rascal?
20:07Get up.
20:08Don't keep the master and his wife waiting for too long.
20:11I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, carry me away.
20:15I'm still injured.
20:16Respect me.
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
20:32Three days later
20:35It's so beautiful.
20:37What a beautiful house!
20:40Ziwen.
20:41What's wrong with you?
20:44I know I ruined the reputation of the second lady.
20:46I deserve to die.
20:48So just now the second lady asked me to settle accounts with her.
20:50I didn't resist at all.
20:51Her love for me is deep in my heart.
20:55Until I was hit eight times,
20:56I finally got her forgiveness.
20:59It's nonsense.
21:01Don't be angry.
21:03I think she regretted it sincerely.
21:05And she was punished.
21:07Let's just forget it.
21:10You are wrong.
21:12As the head of the four families in Mingyue City,
21:15our family has always been well-known.
21:17There has never been such a scandal.
21:19If we just forget it,
21:20how can we face the Chu family?
21:23Uncle,
21:24he really didn't do anything to me.
21:25Who let you out?
21:26Go back.
21:27But...
21:28Daughter,
21:29you are too naive.
21:31As the saying goes,
21:32if you are not afraid of thieves,
21:33you will be afraid of thieves.
21:35We have a big family.
21:37What if he not only steals people,
21:39but also steals money?
21:41Yue Po,
21:42don't talk nonsense.
21:43Third brother,
21:44you should be reasonable.
21:45Zuoan must be punished today
21:48to maintain the dignity of our Chu family.
21:50Yes.
21:51Brother,
21:52you can't be too kind.
21:53Report!
21:54Report!
21:56Master, Madam.
21:57There is a woman outside
21:58who wants to see you.
22:00She has attracted many people.
22:02She said she is from Yihong Brothel.
22:06Bring her here.
22:09You are so ungrateful.
22:11You said you would marry me
22:13and be my sister.
22:15I agreed to marry you.
22:17How can you be so ungrateful?
22:21Zuoan,
22:22what's going on?
22:25This...
22:27Sister,
22:28who are you?
22:30You are so ungrateful.
22:32Don't pretend you don't know me.
22:34You used to call me Chunhua.
22:40I remember now.
22:41My good Chunhua,
22:42how much money do I owe you?
22:44Zuoan,
22:45you...
22:46Chunhua,
22:47how much money?
22:48Just tell me.
22:49Well,
22:50it should be twenty...
22:52thirty taels of silver.
22:54How about this?
22:55I'll give you three hundred taels.
22:57The rest will be your betrothal gifts.
22:59My dear,
23:00I'm a little short of money now.
23:02Lend me three hundred taels first.
23:04Someone,
23:05go get three hundred taels.
23:07Chu Yan,
23:08what do you mean?
23:10Let me see.
23:11Let me see.
23:12Chunhua,
23:13this is your settlement fee.
23:15A woman like you
23:17is now in the back yard of the Chu family
23:19and can't stand it.
23:21You can take her job.
23:23Settlement fee?
23:25Back yard?
23:26What do you mean?
23:28Look,
23:29all the servants in the Chu family
23:30are in good health.
23:32Besides,
23:33we have two and three rooms.
23:35So when you get married,
23:36you have to work harder.
23:40Bastard,
23:41let's remarry.
23:42I don't want to.
23:43What I just said is all false.
23:44Someone instigated me.
23:46You finally tell the truth.
23:48It seems that he is not as bad as it is said outside.
23:51Your taste is not so bad.
23:53Who instigated you?
23:54I...
23:55I don't know either.
23:57That man was blind
23:58and gave me twenty taels of silver.
24:00Let me frame the son-in-law of the Chu family like this.
24:02I was confused for a moment.
24:03Please let me go.
24:05Someone,
24:06take her down and deal with her.
24:07Don't dirty everyone's eyes.
24:09Let me go.
24:10I'm really a bad person.
24:12You deserve to be a bad person.
24:13Ruixiang.
24:14Father-in-law, mother-in-law,
24:15I know I was wrong.
24:17I also regretted it sincerely.
24:18But I don't know who did this to me.
24:20If I wasn't smart,
24:21and my wife and I were of the same mind,
24:23I'm afraid I can't change my words today.
24:27Since Zuoan was wronged,
24:29he has been punished by Huanzhao.
24:32Don't mention
24:33what happened before.
24:35How about it?
24:36Are you going to let him go like this?
24:38In my opinion,
24:40I will strictly discipline Zuoan in the future.
24:44Thank you, father-in-law.
24:48Hurry up.
24:49Take Zuoan back to recuperate.
24:54Who is targeting me?
24:58What?
24:59Did you miss your brother-in-law
25:00as soon as you broke up?
25:03You didn't get angry?
25:05You failed.
25:06I just want to say sorry.
25:08No one listens to me today.
25:10Anyway,
25:11I will protect you in the future.
25:14Silly girl.
25:18It hurts.
25:20He's really crazy.
25:21Happy Bubble Ball
25:22Time is up.
25:31A friendly reminder.
25:32Happy Bubble Ball
25:33is only valid for one hour.
25:35No complaints or compensation are accepted.
25:40You reminded me
25:41in time.
25:48Ghost!
25:52Mr. Mi.
25:55You look different today.
26:03What are you doing?
26:04I don't have that kind of hobby.
26:10You are actually a second-rank third-rank.
26:13You are perfect in the third rank.
26:14The only difference is the rank.
26:16No wonder
26:17your weak body
26:19can withstand
26:20the power of your hobby.
26:22What do you mean by second-rank third-rank?
26:24Normal people
26:26take months
26:27or even years
26:28to train their vitality.
26:30But you,
26:31a low-rank person,
26:32can break through
26:33to the second-rank third-rank
26:34in a short time.
26:37That's amazing,
26:40but it doesn't mean
26:41you can improve so fast.
26:44It seems that this book
26:46helped me get through
26:47the most difficult
26:48vitality.
26:49I went straight to the second-rank.
26:51After that,
26:52my hobby
26:53was taken over by the gods.
26:55So I became a second-rank third-rank.
26:57It seems that
26:58your hobby is really amazing.
27:00Besides,
27:01you have been enduring pain
27:03and your body has reached its limit.
27:05With Mi's skill,
27:07you have such an exaggerated
27:08speed of training.
27:09Take this medicine.
27:11Take it.
27:12Take good care of yourself these days.
27:14Don't lose your life.
27:17Master,
27:18I really don't know
27:19how to thank you.
27:22Don't worry.
27:23You will know
27:25soon.
27:29Will there be more people tonight?
27:31Ah!
27:39Chu Huanzhao is a good girl.
27:41She has the potential to be a money-collecting machine.
27:43It can be counted as 14 times.
27:47Shall we start the lottery?
27:49Yes.
27:50Let's start the lottery.
27:58Eh?
27:59Why is there only a digital zone
28:00instead of a letter zone?
28:02The lottery system
28:03is only partially open now.
28:05The rest of the functions have not been unlocked yet.
28:08It seems that the first three times of the lottery
28:10are not limited
28:11because the winner receives a reward.
28:13Wait a minute.
28:14It seems that the probability of winning the lottery has been mentioned.
28:17Now the normal probability of winning the lottery is...
28:30Eh?
28:31Shall we start the next lottery?
28:34It's okay.
28:35I have enough anger.
28:36One more time.
28:37Let's start the lottery.
28:43Thank you.
28:45The position is not good.
28:47Amitabha Buddha.
28:48Hallelujah.
28:49Amitabha Buddha.
28:56Thank you.
28:57I'm so angry.
28:59What kind of African system is this?
29:01Ah?
29:03Ah?
29:04Amitabha Buddha.
29:05I would like to use the next meal
29:07to exchange for a chance to win the lottery.
29:11Yes.
29:19Congratulations on the recovery of the divine medicine,
29:21the letter song.
29:23The letter song is too old.
29:26It seems to be similar to the blood replenishment bottle in the game.
29:35The effect is so good.
29:43Why do my eyes feel spicy?
29:46Shall we continue the lottery?
29:48Of course.
29:49Wait for me to move.
29:50Get ready.
29:52Oh?
29:53I feel full of power at this moment.
29:57This guy must have been struck by lightning.
30:15You are awake.
30:16Miss Chu is still unconscious.
30:18Please rest assured.
30:19After observation,
30:20the condition of the Ancestral Pill is unstable.
30:22It is only possible to get rid of it.
30:24After it is done,
30:25please keep your promise
30:27and let the Ancestral Pill go.
30:35In fact,
30:36I haven't had time to tell you.
30:40On the night of Yan'er's wedding,
30:42Lingquan was polluted.
30:45This is the root of the Chu's weapon industry.
30:48Why didn't you tell me earlier?
30:51You were pissed off by the Ancestral Pill that night.
30:54So I didn't dare to tell you.
30:55Someone must have deliberately used the Ancestral Pill to create chaos
30:58to distract everyone's attention
31:00and pollute Lingquan in the dark.
31:03I think so, too.
31:05No matter how messy the Ancestral Pill is,
31:07it won't go to Huan Zhao's room on the wedding night.
31:10He is not so bold.
31:13Today in the meeting hall,
31:15he is not so bold.
31:18Huan Zhao was knocked out that night.
31:21You don't think he has the ability, do you?
31:24If he really has the ability,
31:26maybe he is not so annoying.
31:29The criminal who polluted Lingquan has been hidden.
31:31Now I want to know
31:32who is secretly targeting the Ancestral Pill.
31:35That's right.
31:36From the wedding night to Zao Lei Pi
31:38and then to the meeting hall,
31:40there must be a plot behind a series of times to target the Ancestral Pill.
31:45That's right.
31:46I didn't believe it at first.
31:48But what happened in the meeting hall today
31:50did seem like someone was targeting him.
31:52Maybe we can figure out
31:54the mastermind behind all this.
31:56You are right.
31:58But we can't ignore Zuo An's safety.
32:02We don't need to be so careful.
32:04Just send him a guard or something.
32:06Don't worry, Dad and Mom.
32:07I will handle it.
32:09This kind of useless,
32:11lifeless Yan.
32:15You!
32:17You!
32:25God, help me.
32:30Where did I offend my mother-in-law again?
32:33Forget it.
32:34Let the anger be stronger.
32:37Let's see if my mother-in-law's anger can bring good luck.
32:42Hit me.
32:45Hit me.
32:54My treasure.
32:56I really have to thank my mother-in-law.
32:58I'm going to kill you.
33:13So strong.
33:15I feel warm all over.
33:18Why is it so smelly?
33:21Huh?
33:27It's good to have someone to serve me.
33:29I can take a bath in the middle of the night.
33:33It's not a good time to be angry.
33:47The new clothes you gave me are perfect.
33:50I heard that your injury yesterday has healed.
33:53It seems to be true.
33:55Then I have to thank the Chu family's medicine.
33:57As expected, the medicine can cure the disease.
33:59Besides, the second young lady didn't do anything.
34:02It's just that the wound looks scary.
34:05I have something for you.
34:09What is this?
34:10Kunxian lock.
34:12Kunxian lock?
34:14It sounds very advanced.
34:17Weird.
34:18Are the people here playing so fancy?
34:22I'm a little shy in broad daylight.
34:25Why don't we find another time?
34:27What are you talking about?
34:29This Kunxian lock is specially treated.
34:31It is used to deal with low-level cultivators.
34:34You keep it for self-defense.
34:36I see.
34:37My wife cares about my safety.
34:40You are the son-in-law of the Chu family.
34:42Of course I have to protect you.
34:44My wife is kind.
34:45Of course I have to keep it.
34:47The Kunxian lock is not a perfect solution.
34:49You have to be careful in the future.
34:51Xueer, let's go.
35:02She likes me.
35:04She must like me.
35:06Smart, energetic, humorous like me.
35:09She also showed her wisdom and courage in the ceremony hall.
35:12How can I not like her?
35:14What should our child's name be?
35:17For a girl, Zu...
35:20Oh, no.
35:21Chu...
35:22Chuchu.
35:23It sounds cute.
35:26If it's a boy...
35:28Chu Aotian.
35:29Chu Tianba.
35:43Well.
35:45As expected, boys should take care of themselves.
35:48I feel that today's spirit has reached its peak.
35:53Since she likes me,
35:55as a man, I have to take the initiative.
35:59Why don't I have a meal with her first to build a relationship?
36:03I don't know what kind of person she likes.
36:06It should be okay to be mature and steady.
36:12Madam.
36:13I would like to invite you to dinner.
36:15Would you like to join me?
36:19What if she likes something more overbearing?
36:23Woman.
36:24You have successfully attracted my attention.
36:27For this, I have prepared a fish pond
36:30and a candlelight dinner.
36:35Wait.
36:36What if she likes something cuter?
36:38Sister.
36:39Would you like to have dinner with me?
36:43Disgusting.
36:44I don't want to act anymore.
36:45I have to do my job.
36:49Wife.
36:50Wife.
36:51Are you here?
36:58No one is here?
37:09Why are you here?
37:14Why are you in my wife's room?
37:17I just wanted to come here to get some fresh air.
37:20But I accidentally wet my clothes.
37:22I was changing my clothes.
37:24I didn't expect you to come in.
37:38Where is he hiding?
37:40Wife.
37:41Wife.
37:42Are you here?
37:44No one is here?
37:51Have you seen enough?
37:53Changing clothes.
37:54She didn't make a sound when I came in.
37:56I'm afraid there's something wrong.
37:58Let's check it out.
38:01There's nothing to see.
38:03For me,
38:04it's hard to find a toad with three legs.
38:06Two-legged people can run all over the street.
38:10You compare me with a toad?
38:253.45926
38:263.45926
38:273.45926
38:283.45926
38:293.45926
38:303.45926
38:313.45926
38:34What's wrong?
38:35Have you never seen a leg before?
38:38You set up a trap in front of my wife.
38:40I set up another trap here.
38:41Let me see what you're up to.
38:52It's not that I've never seen a leg before.
38:54I just didn't expect to see you in Chu Yan's room.
38:59Get out of the way.
39:00I've said it.
39:01It's just an accident.
39:04I don't believe it.
39:06You...
39:09Get out of the way.
39:10Or I'll be rude.
39:15Are you threatening me?
39:17But it's okay.
39:18You're so nervous.
39:20Do you have a ghost in your heart?
39:25What are you doing?
39:30If I say
39:32I'm acting,
39:34will you believe me?
39:37Come here.
39:38It hurts.
39:39Let go of me.
39:40My wife.
39:41Let me explain.
39:44My wife.
39:49He offended you today.
39:50I'm sorry.
39:52I apologize to you.
39:55You made a mistake.
39:56How dare you eavesdrop?
39:58The face of a woman
40:00is like the sky in June.
40:02It changes all the time.
40:04She likes me at the first second.
40:06Then she refuses to listen to my explanation
40:08and rejects me.
40:10Stop dreaming.
40:12My wife doesn't like you.
40:16You're too young.
40:18You don't know the way of a man and a woman.
40:20It's called the depth of love.
40:22She's jealous.
40:25Go away.
40:26I don't want to argue with you.
40:27I'm leaving.
40:29Oh, no.
40:30Is it a misunderstanding?
40:33It's better to talk to her at night.
40:56Miss.
40:57Do you want to eat melon seeds?
40:59Don't eat too much.
41:01I heard that if you eat too much melon seeds,
41:02your eyebrows will be damaged.
41:05Let's see if they say anything bad about me.
41:09Miss, you scared me again.
41:12By the way,
41:13that guy is getting more and more outrageous.
41:15He not only touched Miss's room,
41:17but also molested Miss Pei.
41:21I always think
41:23he's different from before.
41:27Was he found out?
41:29Was he kicked out by Lei Pi?
41:33Luckily, Lei Pi can explain it.
41:35Thank you, God of Thunder.
41:38He did that today.
41:40Miss, you just kicked him out.
41:42You didn't even scold him.
41:44In my opinion,
41:45why didn't that thunder kill him?
41:47In this case,
41:48Miss doesn't have to be so wronged.
41:52Come in.
41:56Miss, good evening.
41:59Why do you like to kick people's feet so much?
42:02It's not that I want to eavesdrop.
42:03It's just that you talk too loudly.
42:06Nonsense.
42:07What are you doing here?
42:08It's so late.
42:09Don't you know the rules?
42:11What do you think I'm doing here?
42:14I'm looking for my wife.
42:16I'm looking for my wife.
42:18I'm looking for my wife.
42:19I'm looking for my wife.
42:20I'm looking for my wife.
42:21My wife.
42:23There are still a lot of misunderstandings to be resolved in the afternoon.
42:26I want to pull up the curtains with my wife tonight
42:29and slowly explain it.
42:35Although hitting is anger, scolding is love,
42:37but your wife is a little too much.
42:41Zuo,
42:42can you be a little more self-aware?
42:44It's fine if you're just making trouble.
42:46But you still want to get close to our Miss.
42:49Don't say anything.
42:50Zuo An,
42:51go back to where you should be.
42:53Madam,
42:54are you really jealous?
42:57Between me and Pei Nianman,
42:58nothing really happened.
43:00She wants to compete with me.
43:01I deliberately hit her.
43:04Don't think too much.
43:06The Miss won't be jealous because of you.
43:09Because
43:10you don't deserve it.
43:13Miscalculation.
43:14It seems that this is not jealousy.
43:17I can't come for nothing.
43:18Let's talk about anger first.
43:21Oh,
43:22I see.
43:23Since Madam is not jealous,
43:26why did you let the dog out to bark?
43:31Do you know
43:32who you are?
43:37The world is changing.
43:40People's hearts are not solid.
43:42It's hard to communicate with each other.
43:44Is there any reason?
43:48Shut up.
43:51Since you don't want to talk to me,
43:53why do you want to get close to me?
43:56Believe it or not,
43:57I will go to the city tomorrow
43:58to beat the drums
43:59and tell the truth about the fake couple.
44:03Do you dare?
44:06Why not?
44:07Anyway,
44:08my reputation is ruined.
44:10At worst,
44:11I will be broken.
44:17Do you really want to stay?
44:19Yes.
44:20Then let Xue'er accompany you tonight.
44:23Miss,
44:24don't.
44:25As a maid,
44:27I have this obligation.
44:28What kind of operation is this?
44:30Why don't you play by the rules at all?
44:35But he,
44:36he is not a man.
44:39You know that.
44:42Otherwise,
44:43why do you think Miss chose you?
44:45But I used to listen to the advice of a master.
44:47I was restricted by someone,
44:49but there is no way to break it.
44:53What?
44:54There is a way to break it?
44:57You don't need to know this.
45:00Xue'er.
45:02Xue'er.
45:03Come and take a rest.
45:06What do you want me to do?
45:18Hum.
45:21Forget it.
45:22I have thought about it.
45:24I still want to protect your lady.
45:28You don't blame the toad for wanting to eat swan meat.
45:31Bah!
45:34Madam, rest early.
45:35If you miss me,
45:36tell me at any time.
45:41Xue'er,
45:42did I see it wrong just now?
45:47Episode 07
45:54Did Madam really ask you to meet me here?
45:58That's right.
45:59Wait a minute.
46:00Miss will be here soon.
46:08I just met her last night.
46:09I want to see her again early in the morning.
46:11She must miss me.
46:13Go down!
46:17No!
46:18No!
46:19No!
46:20Come and help me!
46:24Xue'er?
46:26No!
46:28Help!
46:29Help!
46:30Help me!
46:32Help me!
46:33No!
46:34No!
46:36I saw her last night.
46:42Where is he?
46:47He died so soon?
46:49It's a piece of cake for you.
46:56He's really dead.
47:02Come down!
47:07You like water monsters, right?
47:09I'll teach you a lesson today.
47:17No!
47:20No!
47:22No!
47:27Oh, no!
47:28No!
47:46I didn't mean to eat your tofu.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:51I'm sorry.
47:57He's so eatable.
47:58Why is he still so skinny?
48:01Go away.
48:02Yes.
48:04Even if you want to take revenge on me,
48:06you don't have to be so cruel.
48:08It's good now.
48:10You can't do anything about it.
48:18To save you,
48:19I have to sacrifice myself.
48:33You're finally awake.
48:41Xia Liu!
48:47What are you doing?
48:50I...
48:52I...
48:53I said I was saving her.
48:55Do you believe me?
48:57Fine.
48:58This time,
48:59I can't even clean up after jumping into the Yellow River.
49:03Xue'er,
49:04what happened?
49:06I fell into the lake just now.
49:08Xue'er came to save me,
49:10but she fell into the lake, too.
49:14Luckily, I was good at swimming,
49:15so I managed to drag her ashore.
49:18Is that true?
49:20You saved me.
49:21Why did you take off my clothes
49:22and touch my chest?
49:23I was doing CPR for you.
49:25Do you know how to save people?
49:26Forget it.
49:27You won't understand even if I tell you.
49:30Besides,
49:31this...
49:34I don't care about it.
49:36You...
49:37Enough.
49:39Without me,
49:40you would have been dead long ago.
49:43Xue'er,
49:44you're all wet.
49:45Go back to your room and get changed.
49:46Yes.
49:49Madam,
49:50don't leave yet.
49:53What's the matter?
49:55Let's have a discussion.
49:56Look,
49:57since we got married,
49:59I've been thrashed
50:00and humiliated.
50:02I've made a lot of mistakes.
50:04I think
50:05I need a personal bodyguard.
50:09You're right.
50:10But
50:11we can't ignore Zuo'an's safety.
50:14You don't have to be so careful.
50:16Just send him a bodyguard.
50:18Don't worry,
50:19I'll take care of it.
50:20You don't want me to be in trouble again,
50:23do you?
50:24It's lonely in the industry.
50:26I know.
50:27I feel the same way.
50:28I'll send someone to help you.
50:32Now,
50:33I need to choose a personal bodyguard
50:35to serve Zuo'an.
50:36Is there anyone willing to
50:38take a step forward?
50:44Yes.
50:47Okay,
50:48I'll choose you.