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00:00Hello everyone, this is JuniorFan90 and today I'm going to be doing a double feature commentary
00:11on two of Tuner1994's videos.
00:14Now the first commentary that I'll be doing will be the one on his fake phone call video
00:20where he decides to call up both main characters of Cats Don't Dance and Barney the Dinosaur.
00:28Now this is where he will show off his fanboyism when it comes to both franchises.
00:37And the second video that I'll be doing will be on his Thrift Town surprises video where
00:43he shows off three Barney videos and makes a huge mistake when it comes to his video.
00:50Now before I begin, I must go ahead and explain who Tuner1994 is.
00:56Now Tuner1994, like I said, is an obsessed Barney fanboy, an obsessed Cats Don't Dance
01:04fanboy.
01:05Now I don't mind him being a fanboy of Cats Don't Dance, but Barney, I'm thinking what
01:09the fucking hell?
01:12You know, this guy really is about as bad as Jeremy Crispo video, except he doesn't
01:19say that Barney is real nor fake, which is a good thing because Jeremy Crispo video,
01:24despite him being low-functioning when it comes to his autism, is still a fucking moron
01:29and still a fucking douchebag for uploading that video in the first place for humiliation
01:34purposes, which people assume that he was a friggin' freak to begin with.
01:39Seriously though, you don't upload videos where you're like a 17, 18-year-old person
01:46trying to say your defendant Barney the Dinosaur.
01:49It's just not right because you grew out of that shit whenever you were like four or five
01:54years old.
01:56That's to anybody who loves Barney the Dinosaur.
01:58Do not upload videos onto YouTube about it because you will be a target for commentaries,
02:03trolls, and Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan and whatnot.
02:09And I'm sorry, I had to do a little bit of the yelling and preaching to the choir and
02:15whatnot.
02:16But in all seriousness though, Tuner1994, he's not in the level where he believes Barney
02:22is real, but still, the dude is really obsessed with Barney the Dinosaur and there's nothing
02:29else to say about him.
02:31Now, the character that I'll be using for this commentary will be Junior Pac-Man or
02:36Pac-Man Jr. because he will be my alternate characters when it comes to my commentaries
02:41from now on because Quick Man, I bet you he doesn't want to go through all that fuckery
02:48for Tuner1994 and Willie the Hillbilly has been scarred for life after seeing Jeremy
02:54Crispo's video.
02:56So yeah, nothing else to say.
02:59So let's get this commentary started.
03:03Well, Brandon, I guess you weren't aroused enough to actually keep on reading the Triple
03:11X graphic porno novel that was hidden behind your Space Jam book, were you?
03:21Now, keep this in mind that Brandon, aka Tuner1994, does all the voice acting in this particular
03:31video.
03:32Now, he's off to a wonderful start, isn't he?
03:35Sawyer, I assume that's the cat's name, sounds like a transvestite.
03:41The cat is trying to sound feminine, but really it's sounding like a man more than a woman.
03:48Uh, yeah.
03:50Hey Sawyer, what's up?
03:53Oh, hi Brandon.
03:55Hey, what's up?
03:57So uh, listen, I just got bored and I was just reading a book and I just felt like calling
04:03you.
04:04And uh, plus, I wanted to know, if you weren't too busy then, you know, I thought that maybe
04:09we'd go out to dinner tonight or something?
04:12Wow, Brandon, seems like you're showing signs of bestiality, aren't you?
04:17You're trying to ask an anthropomorphic, animalistic character out on a date and asking her if
04:26you would like to go to dinner with her.
04:29Uh, okay, uh, yeah.
04:34No comment.
04:36And uh, by the way, Sawyer still sounds like a transvestite.
04:41And uh, you know.
04:42No thanks, Brandon, I'm already on a date.
04:44With Danny?
04:45Uh huh.
04:46Oh, I gotcha.
04:47Hey Sawyer, who you talking to?
04:48Oh, it's just Brandon and Danny.
04:51Whaaaa?
04:52And now you decided to do Danny's voice from Cats Don't Dance.
04:57Now, I will say this, people, that I really haven't watched Cats Don't Dance, but I know
05:03that Tuner1994 almost sounds identical to Danny the Cat.
05:11Yeah.
05:12That's just, I hate to say it, but this is, the voice acting in this is just friggin horrible.
05:18And really, I wish he could have gotten at least a couple more people to portray the
05:22characters, but unfortunately he decided to do it by himself.
05:27Now I will commend him for doing that, but still, this is just, the voice acting is just
05:32horrible.
05:33Oh, uh, hello, anybody home?
05:38Now I will admit, Brandon did a decent job when it comes to Barney's voice, however,
05:43I've got one thing to ask.
05:45WHY THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL DOES HE HAVE TO USE BARNEY IN THIS SITUATION WITH THIS FRIGGIN
05:52VIDEO?
05:53I'm being serious.
05:56Barney sticks out like a friggin sore thumb when it comes to this video.
06:00I understand that he's really obsessed with Barney, but why in God's name does he have
06:04to put him with two cats and himself?
06:08The two cats I can sorta understand, but why the hell a fucking purple dinosaur?
06:14Jesus Christ, this is why you decided to just re-upload the video, because I bet you whenever
06:20you upload the video for the first time, you're humiliated by it!
06:24Because I assume that you were like, the age of 14 at the time, and people were calling
06:29you a freak, that you shouldn't even exist on this planet, that people were making fun
06:34of you!
06:35Oh, dear God.
06:36Fuck.
06:37Barney?
06:38Mm-hmm?
06:39Ah, hey Barney, what's up?
06:40Hi, Barney.
06:41Oh, hi, Sawyer.
06:42I didn't know you were in the other light, either.
06:43Wait, what's going on here?
06:44Yeah, well, you know I am.
06:45Wait, Sawyer?
06:46Uh-huh?
06:47Is Danny there?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Oh.
06:50Uh.
06:51Uh.
06:52Uh.
06:53Uh.
06:54Uh.
06:55Uh.
06:56Uh.
06:57Uh.
06:58Uh.
06:59Uh.
07:00Uh.
07:01Uh.
07:02Uh.
07:03Uh.
07:04Uh.
07:05Uh.
07:06Hey, Danny, what's up?
07:07Awkward!
07:08Great job at the fake acting, Brandon.
07:09Great job at trying to act awkwardly surprised.
07:10You know what?
07:11I'm going to give you a round of applause, because it so does not look like you just
07:15rushed this friggin' video.
07:16Heh, you're right.
07:18Oh, hi, Danny.
07:19Oh, oh.
07:21Hey, Barney.
07:22Brandon, I hope you're not doing what I think you're doing.
07:28What do you mean, Ash?
07:30Don't play stupid with me, Brandon. I know what you're doing.
07:32Uh, what are you- I don't know what you're talking about, man. I was just- I was just calling Sawyer to-
07:38To what? Ask her out on a date?
07:40Well, the voice acting and the acting is the least of the problems throughout this video.
07:44In fact, there's one major issue I'll have to discuss throughout the video,
07:48and that's the scenes where Danny just shakes his paws over and over and over again,
07:52like you were just repeating this clip again and again and again, okay?
07:57Now, you could have chosen some more scenes where Danny gets irritated besides that one scene.
08:04Now, I haven't seen Cats Don't Dance, but I know there's more than one scene where he acts irritated.
08:10That's a common thing in movies.
08:12And the same thing with Sawyer talking on the phone.
08:15You could have changed up the other scenes where she looks like she's talking on the phone,
08:21but no, you just decided to recycle that same scene over and over and over again.
08:25Yep, this is a real good video.
08:27Danny, leave him alone. I'm not sure if I'm following what's going on here.
08:31Barney, hang up the phone, please.
08:33Now?
08:34Well, okay. See you later, then.
08:38And also, another thing I'll have to ask is, well, what is with the background noise?
08:42Seriously, though, dude, couldn't you have at least a little bit of privacy whenever doing the video?
08:51Well, that went well.
08:53Look, Danny, don't get all upset because I was calling Sawyer.
08:56I have every right to get upset. You're hitting on my girlfriend.
08:59Okay, so Danny notices the traces of bestiality between Sawyer and Brandon.
09:05And I will admit, Danny is actually pretty smart in this particular scene.
09:11Uh, yeah, I hate to be Captain Obvious, but really, I just had to point that out.
09:16Wait, what? No, I'm not.
09:18Actually, Brandon, you did just call me today to go on a date with you.
09:24Uh, howdy.
09:27Awkward!
09:29Hmm?
09:30What?
09:31Uh, nothing.
09:33Look, dude, I'm sorry about this, alright?
09:35Nah, it's fine, Brandon. Just make sure you don't do it again, alright?
09:38Once again, you could have at least edited where the lips actually synced up with the audio,
09:44but unfortunately, you weren't able to do that on your part
09:48because it shows how lazy you were and that you wanted to rush this video out, huh, Brandon?
09:54Alright, man. Thanks.
10:07So wait, you couldn't find a wave or an mp3 of someone dialing the phone
10:12or the dial sound whenever you hold the phone up in your ear
10:18and you decide to make it with your mouth.
10:22Okay, this is certainly what-the-fuck moment, and I could show you that it can be done.
10:29Here is an example of what I did whenever Barney was dialing the friggin' phone.
10:36Oh, do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
10:40Oh-oh.
10:44Oh-oh-oh.
10:48Hey guys, you still there?
10:50Yeah, we're still here.
10:51Oh, great.
10:52Oh, see, listen, um, I'm having a party at my house tonight,
10:55and I was wondering if you guys would like to come.
10:57If you're not too busy, that is.
10:59Oh, sure, that sounds fun. I'd love to go.
11:01Um, okay.
11:03So wait, Sawyer is going to be invited in a party that Barney is hosting,
11:08and she's going to accept it.
11:10I thought she was too busy to do anything with Brandon or Barney
11:14because she was going to go out on a date with Danny.
11:18Okay, seriously, Tuner1994,
11:21you need to update your script before making this video and uploading onto YouTube.
11:27That was seriously one gap that really needed to be filled in badly.
11:32And I'm saying, when I'm saying badly, I mean badly.
11:36I understand this is an amateurish video,
11:39but still in all, dude,
11:41you could have at least spent a little bit more time onto this video
11:45and had a little bit more care put into it.
11:48Oh, and I do appreciate the fact that you're using the same fucking scenes
11:52that Sawyer has been, uh, doing
11:55whenever she was talking on her friggin' phone.
11:58Same way with Barney.
11:59What, are you too lazy to come up with different scenes for those characters?
12:03Dear God.
12:19Did you see the look on Sawyer's face?
12:21Man, I bet you she looks so relieved to not be part of this craptastic video anymore.
12:27I wouldn't blame her one bit because this video was indeed friggin' craptastic.
12:40So, wait.
12:42You're going to go outside and play Frisbee
12:45and you were bored by talking to other characters onto the phone.
12:50What the fuck, dude?!
12:54What the fuck?!
12:56This video absolutely makes no fucking sense now.
12:59You decide to actually call up some random characters
13:03that basically you were bored out of your friggin' mind,
13:07and then you decide to play Frisbee.
13:09Jesus Christ.
13:11Talking about potholes that need to be filled in whenever it comes to videos,
13:16damn, this is the biggest one I've seen yet.
13:19Jesus Christ.
13:27Wait, I didn't know you played as yourself.
13:30Playing as yourself, now that's a good one.
13:33But in all seriousness though, I thought the dead corpse of Jim Varney played as Brandon.
13:37Buddy, they got them all.
13:39They got He-Man, they got Fat Albert, they got Inspector Gadget, and Vern.
13:44You can see more of the same cartoons in the afternoon, know what I mean?
13:48Time to use the derp buzzard.
13:52Derpity derp da derp da derp derp derpity derp
13:59Derp derp derp derp derpity derp
14:04Da da da derp da derp da derp derpity derp
14:09Derpity derp da derp da derp derp derp derp
14:21Derpity derp da derp da derp derp derpity derp
14:29Derpity derp da derp da derp derpity derp
14:36Derpity derp da derp da derp derpity derp
14:43That's right, include the melody of the Barney, I Love You theme song.
14:48That's right.
14:50You're so not showing your Barney fanboyism now, are you?
14:54So, in conclusion, Tuner1994's I Gotta Call video, or whatever the hell that video is called, is a real piece of shit.
15:04He has definitely shown his Cats Can't Dance fanboyism and Barney fanboyism just in that one video.
15:13His voice acting is horrible, the way he acts is just horrible,
15:18the editing is horrible, everything about this video is just dreadful.
15:24In fact, it's like one of the worst videos I have seen onto YouTube to date.
15:29So, uh, yeah, nothing else to say about that video.
15:35And now it's time to go onto his Thrift Town surprises video,
15:39where he shows off three Barney tapes and makes a huge mistake when it comes to his video.
15:45Oh, dear God.
15:47Hey, everybody, this is Brandon, aka Tuner1994.
15:52And, uh, sorry if I haven't been making any videos for a while.
15:57Um, I was kind of busy with a few things.
16:00Um, but, uh, on to my surprises.
16:04For you animated fans out there, that most of you I know of,
16:09Um, I got two... I went to Thrift Town today, and I got two animated movies from DreamWorks.
16:18Um, for you guys that are animated fans out there that I know of.
16:23Um, Spirit.
16:26Uh, yeah, this movie Spirit.
16:29Uh, don't really know what to say about this one, I...
16:32Now, overall, the video is actually fairly decent,
16:36and I will admit that he did show off a reasonable movie for the start of his surprise video.
16:44But, here in about five to seven seconds, he probably makes the biggest mistake when it comes to him making videos,
16:51besides him being a Barney fan at the age of 16.
16:55And trust me, boys and girls, uh, this is exactly what you're supposed to do whenever posting videos onto YouTube.
17:04Because if you make a mistake, a huge mistake like this one, then trust me, you will regret it for a very long time.
17:14I haven't really watched it yet. I mean, I have seen the movie, but it's been a while since I got it, so I...
17:20Um, The King and I.
17:22What did he call The Prince of Egypt?
17:25The King and I.
17:26Oh, he called it The King and I.
17:29Wait, what the hell?
17:32Uh, have you ever thought of, I don't know, actually seeing the video and maybe editing that portion out,
17:40or maybe redoing the video again?
17:44I mean, I'm being serious, dude.
17:46The King and I is in Asia.
17:49It's like, if I'm not mistaken, it's in like China or Japan, it's somewhere along there.
17:55I know it's in one of the far eastern countries.
17:59I haven't paid attention to The King and I, and I really haven't seen the play, nor have I seen the movies,
18:06but I know it's in one of the far eastern countries.
18:11The Prince of Egypt, it's obviously in Egypt.
18:14Two different fucking continents, you douchebag!
18:17You know what?
18:19Knowing that you couldn't edit this portion out, we're going to give you the typical congratulations montage,
18:26or idiot montage, so let's just roll the shit, shall we?
18:30Congratulations!
18:48You are an idiot!
18:53I really wanted to watch this movie.
18:57Uh, yeah, movie keeping nightmares know us a little.
19:01Which I'm shocked, because you are not scared of a purple dinosaur,
19:07but you're scared of something like Prince of Egypt,
19:11and really, you love to worship Barney the friggin' Dinosaur and suck his friggin' dick like a Shemamian prostitute,
19:19trying to get a blowjob from another gay-ass person,
19:23but unfortunately, most people I know want to commit homicide to the friggin' purple asshole.
19:28And that's pretty much it.
19:30And for you Barney fans out there, most of you that I know who are Barney fans,
19:35Yay, now he's going to show off his Barney tapes, this is going to be so much fun.
19:40Yeah, right.
19:42And also, to people that really don't like me overusing memes when it comes to internet jokes for my commentaries,
19:52well, let me apologize in advance because I'm fixing to use their
19:56HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR
20:00song every time he shows off a new tape,
20:06because it's Barney and he's a dinosaur, so I do apologize in advance.
20:11And to anybody that's a fan of Barney the Dinosaur and they're older than the age of 12,
20:17then guess what? I pity you. I absolutely do.
20:20Um, I got three Barney tapes that I don't have.
20:24One of them I did have and it was protected, but, eh, that's a different story.
20:29Um, first on the agenda, first on the tape agenda, if you may,
20:34I don't know, uh, first off, I have
20:38HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR
20:42JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
20:47Here's the back of the tape.
20:49Here's the tape label. Oh, sorry, I have it upside down.
20:55Here's the tape level, label.
20:58Uh, yeah, I just watched this, um, it's in good condition, um.
21:02So wait, you actually watched it?
21:05Wait, you're a Barney fanboy, I'm sorry, and you're 16 years old.
21:09That's what I'm supposed to be expecting anyway, even though you're autistic.
21:13Uh, yeah.
21:15I'm not gonna say any more, I'm just, I'm afraid I might be repeating myself.
21:20This is, this is, uh, non-protected, so, lucky for me I got this.
21:24This, and when I, this was one of my favorite episodes from season two when I was little.
21:29And, uh, next up, I have, and I've been wanting to get this one for a long time.
21:34Yeah.
21:36HOLY FUCKING SHIT
21:38IT'S A DINOSAUR
21:40JESUS CHRIST
21:42WHAT THE FUCK
21:44A live stage show.
21:46I didn't know.
21:48At, in New York City.
21:50In this, in this one they didn't sing the I Love You song because in 1994, just the year I was born, despite my username.
21:56I didn't know.
21:58Um, but anyways, in 1994 there was a lawsuit going on about the I Love You song.
22:02Um, I don't know, something like that.
22:04Now, if they're diehard Barney fans like you or Jeremy Crispo video, and really they cared, then good for them.
22:13But to anybody who is on YouTube that are sane and rational and actually have a brain, then here's their response to what you just said about the I Love You song.
22:23WHO FUCKING CARES
22:27I don't know.
22:30And for this last Barney tape I got.
22:34HOLY FUCKING SHIT
22:36IT'S A DINOSAUR
22:38JESUS CHRIST
22:40WHAT THE FUCK
22:42Three?
22:44No, this was from 2000 and it was released on video in 2002.
22:48I haven't understood the whole story of this.
22:52I didn't really watch this tape yet, but I'm planning to.
22:57Um, so yeah, those are my third town surprises.
23:01And uh, I just watched Let's Pretend with Barney, and uh, now I'm going to watch Prince of Egypt.
23:07Since I have been wanting to watch that movie for so long.
23:09So, you got the name of the actual film right?
23:13The actual animated film right?
23:15It's not King and I?
23:17You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and take off my headset and I'm fixing to scream.
23:26FUCK
23:38Sorry about that.
23:40Now let's go on and continue on by finishing this piece of shit.
23:44Uh, yeah.
23:46So uh, leave me a comment on this video and tell me that, you know.
23:50Tell me if you, you know, something like that.
23:54Uh, yeah. Hopefully I'll still be uploading more videos.
23:58And, you know, more crossovers and CMEs and videos with Charlie also.
24:03Um, yeah. I hope to keep making videos.
24:07For new ideas and stuff that I might come up with.
24:11Um, so yeah. Until next time.
24:13This is Brandon, AKA Tooner1994.
24:17That's all folks.
24:20That porky pig impression was cunt.
24:24You know what?
24:26To make that ending a little bit better than it should.
24:30Let me go ahead and edit it out.
24:32Where it actually looks decent.
24:35And where it actually looks somewhat entertaining.
24:42So in conclusion, I do apologize if this commentary was a bit long.
24:46But I decided to kill two birds with one stone.
24:49Because this is the last time I do a commentary on a Barney fanboy.
24:53Because I literally am tired of their bullshittery.
24:57Especially for Barney fanboys that are older than the age of 13.
25:01And still watching that friggin' purple dinosaur.
25:05Jesus Christ.
25:07Don't you people have anything better to do besides just make videos on Barney and Dinosaur.
25:13And be utterly humiliated onto YouTube?
25:16Oh, and here is the perfect song for Tooner1994.
25:20Knowing he couldn't use his brain and common sense.
25:24Whenever uploading his certain videos onto YouTube.
25:27Neocortex frontal lobe.
25:29Breakdown! Breakdown!
25:31Hippocampus neural node.
25:33Right hemisphere.
25:35Ponsen cortex visual.
25:37Breakdown! Breakdown!
25:39Sylveon Fisher pineal.
25:41Left hemisphere.
25:43Cerebellum left.
25:45Cerebellum right.
25:47Synapse hypothalamus.
25:49Striatum dendrite.
25:59Axon fibers matter gray.
26:01Breakdown! Breakdown!
26:03Central tegmental pathway.
26:05Temporal lobe.
26:07White core matter for brains go.
26:09Breakdown! Breakdown!
26:11Central Fisher cord spinal.
26:13Parieto.
26:15The amateur.
26:17Meningeal vein.
26:19Medulloblongata and lobe limbic.
26:21Microelectrodes.
26:25The brain.
26:27This is JuniorFan90.
26:29Out!
26:33That's all, bitches.