A random guy I pulled on the road to get married turned out to be a CEOdrama
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00:00Hi.
00:01What can I get you?
00:04I don't know.
00:07We're good, man.
00:10Usually I'd be hitting the gym about 10 o'clock, but for you, I've made an exception.
00:22You looking?
00:26You want to touch it?
00:30So you've got a good investment portfolio, and I did a credit check, and you came back
00:36$720, which is decent.
00:38But, you know, I figure with how many kids we'll have, you might be a good ROI.
00:43Yeah, I could marry you.
00:45You know, you should consider yourself pretty lucky.
00:47There's a lot of women who'd kill for a chance like this.
00:50What?
00:51What?
00:52What are you laughing at here, huh?
00:53Don't you know I work for Redstone?
00:55Stupid.
00:58Oops.
01:00I'm so sorry, Mr. Vice President of Redstone.
01:03Gosh, I can just be so...
01:04How dare you?
01:06I'll have you know I'm telling my mother.
01:18So the date was so bad, you made him call his mom.
01:23Hi, I'm Alex Williams.
01:26Zoe.
01:28May?
01:29Mm-hmm.
01:44Looks like you've run out of coffee to spill on me.
01:47Well, I guess it's difficult when you're not really tindering, but you're trying to find a husband for a fake marriage.
01:54Oh, fake marriage.
01:56Okay, why's that?
01:57Well, my mom's in the hospital.
02:00She has stage 3 cancer, and time isn't exactly on her side.
02:03Her one wish before she goes was to see me get married.
02:07I don't know, I guess to her, marriage is like family, happiness.
02:12Family, happiness.
02:15They're both cool.
02:34So sorry.
02:36The card's been declined.
02:38Oh, it's, um...
02:40Darling, oh my gosh, he left the wrong card. Try this one.
02:45Of course.
02:49Uh, thanks, but you didn't...
02:51Don't worry about it. I know what it's like to spend endless hours working shifts in the city.
02:56I got you this time.
02:58But, uh, would you do me a favor?
03:03Yeah?
03:06Let's get hitched.
03:10Oh, honey, look how we...
03:13It was so easy, and the guy was so tall.
03:15Right, so that's it?
03:17Yeah, I mean, we got it.
03:22Oh, I almost forgot to ask for your phone number.
03:29Oh, fancy phone.
03:32Thanks.
03:37Well, bye, hubby.
03:39I will, uh, call you later.
03:44Top of the morning for you, boss.
03:46Guess what?
03:48We're this close to finalize the acquisition deal of Williams Corp.
03:52I think it would take another week.
03:54It's crazy. Almost took three years.
03:58Alex?
04:00Hello? Alex?
04:02What are you looking at?
04:04I need you to take care of this phone, Johnny.
04:09Who's this for?
04:11Not you, surely?
04:13It's for me. I'm getting married.
04:15What?
04:17To... to whom?
04:29It's so cute.
04:34What's it like?
04:36Circle?
04:38Zoe, honey, why are we here?
04:44Don't freak out.
04:48I got hitched this morning.
04:50What?
04:52Zoe?
04:54Who the hell is he?
04:56I didn't even know you were dating.
04:58Well, we didn't really date. I don't know.
05:00We just kind of sealed the deal.
05:03Zoe, what the hell are you talking about?
05:06It's not much to tell.
05:08He works in a cafe.
05:10I think.
05:12I mean, he said he practically spends all his time there.
05:15So he works there, right?
05:17So he just married you?
05:19Just like that?
05:21Zoe, what if he's a criminal?
05:23Here, please. He's not like that.
05:27Hello?
05:29You never know with men. They have a lot of secrets.
05:31Come on.
05:32And I don't.
05:36Oh my.
05:38Look at that hot piece of ass.
05:40Oh, this is my husband.
05:43Hi, Alex.
05:45Hi, Myra.
05:48So, um, I was looking at these rings.
05:51I feel like this pair would be perfect.
05:54Oh. Yeah, yeah.
05:56They look great. Here, let me take care of it.
06:00Girl, he's really...
06:04Whoa. Black card. Are you...
06:23So I was also thinking that, um, you should move in with me.
06:29Why?
06:33Well, because we're married.
06:35And you're doing me this huge favor by meeting my mom.
06:39And normally I'd say we could split the rent, but for you...
06:43I'll cover it.
06:45Um...
06:47Okay.
06:50Okay, then.
06:51Hubby?
06:52Um, I will show you your new home.
06:56Great.
06:58It's so cute, and I literally love my comfort room.
07:02Yeah, I mean, I've been working quite a bit lately,
07:05so the place is a little messy, but here we are.
07:10Uh, what kind of food do you like?
07:12There's a great taco truck down the way.
07:14Mmm, taco.
07:16I love octopus.
07:22Don't you dare judge me.
07:24And I meant tacos like the street food.
07:29Are you okay?
07:34It's getting late. You should stay over.
07:38You sure?
07:48Time for sleep.
07:55Okay.
08:07Fuck.
08:14Hi, one minute.
08:16Huh.
08:23Johnny, buy me a house.
08:29Johnny, buy me a house.
08:31Sure, boss. Where should it be? Santa Monica? Beverly Hills?
08:34Or what about Bel-Air?
08:36I don't know. Something more low-key.
08:38Okey-dokey. Um, that's not my expertise, but I'd give it a shot.
08:42I need it in five minutes.
08:44In five minutes? Is that how you talk to your boss?
08:48You're gonna get canned, bro.
08:50I have a surprise for you.
08:52Come with me.
08:54What?
08:55Um, well, I just need, like, a second.
08:57Mm-hmm.
08:58Wait, my towel!
09:01I have to thank you for cooking.
09:03The house?
09:07This is it.
09:09Oh my god.
09:11You're telling me we're gonna live there?
09:22Uh, this is actually my friend's place.
09:25He's away for the summer and he said we could borrow it.
09:27You should start a YouTube channel.
09:30How to make friends with billionaires.
09:32I'd pay to watch.
09:34Aw, your friend seems incredibly generous.
09:42Damn it, Johnny.
09:52So, boss, what do you think?
09:54Johnny, I asked for something modest. This is way too extravagant.
09:58Well, my lord, since when does love come with a price tag?
10:12I overheard her talking to two different kids.
10:15Each day was worse than the last.
10:17Hey, how are you?
10:19She's doing good today.
10:20Yeah, no problem.
10:22It was crazy.
10:24Alex!
10:26Mrs. White, this is the lady I mentioned.
10:29Zoe, my wife.
10:31Zoe!
10:33I can't believe it!
10:35You got married?
10:37And to this nice young man?
10:39Calm down.
10:41Take it easy, okay?
10:43Zoe, I'm so happy for you.
10:47And Alex, will you take care of her?
10:52Make her happy and love her?
10:54And be by her side no matter what happens?
10:57You promise?
10:59I promise.
11:01I will.
11:04Bye, Mom. I'll see you next Tuesday.
11:09Thank you so much for doing that.
11:12That meant the world to her.
11:14How did you know she was here?
11:18Oh, uh, boss!
11:20Hey!
11:22It's good to see you. How are you doing?
11:24Alex!
11:25I've been looking all over for you.
11:27Where have you been?
11:28You should have been at work, 9 a.m. sharp.
11:30No slagging off.
11:32Well, I had a private emergency.
11:36Oh, emergency.
11:38Okay, what was it?
11:40Huh?
11:41I'm sick of your lies.
11:50He cannot talk to you like that. How rude!
11:53Listen, I've had my fair share of horrible bosses,
11:55and you do not have to deal with that.
11:57No, I kind of do.
11:59But if you want to make it up to me,
12:01we could have dinner tonight and go out.
12:04No, Alex, we can't afford to go out.
12:06But we could cook.
12:08First dinner in our new house.
12:22I'll just go.
12:25I'll just take that.
12:33I'm sorry, are you okay?
12:35Yeah, super.
12:44Okay, cheers to our new house, our new life,
12:48and thank you, Alex.
12:51My pleasure.
12:55Okay.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:06That was amazing.
13:09You don't cook much, do you?
13:11I mean, considering you almost lit the entire kitchen on fire.
13:15You should learn to cook.
13:17It's such a great way to budget.
13:18I mean, seriously, we're not billionaires.
13:20We need to save every penny.
13:25I'm sorry.
13:37What's this?
13:40Is this your debit card?
13:43Alex, you're a broker than me.
13:46I couldn't possibly take this.
13:48No, take it.
13:50But you probably know all the best deals
13:52and probably use it more wisely than I would.
13:55Okay, actually.
14:01I am quite certified in the budgeting category.
14:05For instance, if you go to the store after 10 p.m.,
14:09you can find all sorts of deals.
14:11I mean, seriously, an expiration date is actually kind of more of a suggestion.
14:15It's usually fine for like three or more days.
14:17Unless it's something like, I don't know, sushi, maybe not.
14:21Bread, crackers.
14:41There he is.
14:43Zoe sent you, right?
14:44Thanks for coming to help out.
14:46You're the new P.A.?
14:48Huh?
14:49No, it's pretty simple, buddy.
14:50I just need you to take that stuff, move it over there.
14:52You'll be great.
14:53It's easy work.
14:55Thanks, buddy.
15:01Whoa, careful with that.
15:03It's expensive.
15:05If you break it, you'll be on the streets, my friend.
15:07Pull it up.
15:08Give it that texture.
15:14Dude, she's so pretty.
15:17Just go for it.
15:18Should I go for it?
15:19Why do you guys like this?
15:20Should I go for it?
15:21Dude, I can...
15:22I think I can...
15:23Come on, man.
15:25Come on, bro.
15:29Hey, Zoe.
15:30I need you to come and stand in.
15:31Oh, sure.
15:35Yeah, just, um...
15:36You know what the whole light thing...
15:38Jesus!
15:43Jesus, Zoe, are you okay?
15:46Yeah, I'm fine.
15:47What the hell is wrong with you?
15:49You just broke a thousand dollar light!
15:52Are you out of your mind?
15:54This thing almost killed me and all you care about is your light stand?
15:57You know what, dumbass?
15:58Get the hell off my set.
15:59I'll make sure you never work in this town again.
16:01You can't do that.
16:02Oh, yeah?
16:04Do you know how easy it is to replace a nobody like you?
16:07Get the fuck off my set!
16:08All right, hey, hey.
16:09I would take it easy if I were you.
16:10Who the hell are you?
16:11Big shot.
16:12You want to know who I am?
16:13I'm just a nobody to you.
16:14But you've broken so many rules on this set,
16:17making it extremely unsafe for everyone,
16:19putting an actress in a very dangerous situation.
16:21I'd say a lawsuit's on your hand, buddy.
16:23A big, fat one.
16:27Come on.
16:29I'm so sorry about today.
16:32I know you really needed that money.
16:34I was just trying to help, but, you know,
16:37I completely dragged you into chaos.
16:39No, no, don't worry about it.
16:41I meant what I said about the lawsuit, by the way.
16:44No, you didn't.
16:45You didn't.
16:46You didn't.
16:47You didn't.
16:48You didn't.
16:49You didn't.
16:50You didn't.
16:51You didn't.
16:52You didn't.
16:53You didn't.
16:54You didn't.
16:55You didn't.
16:56You didn't.
16:57No, you don't have to do that.
16:59I mean, neither of us have money for a lawyer.
17:01That's why the producers act the way they do.
17:05But,
17:08if he tries to come after you,
17:10I'll stand up for you.
17:11Don't worry.
17:12Zoey,
17:14don't get involved in situations like that again, okay?
17:17I'm your husband.
17:19Let me take care of it, okay?
17:28Alex.
17:31I'm so sorry.
17:32No, no, it's not your fault.
17:35I just, I need more time
17:37to deal with some things from my past.
17:40Okay.
17:42We all have a past that we're trying to deal with.
17:46Get some rest, okay?
17:58I'll be right back.
18:03Hey, Johnny, it's me.
18:06I need you to get me all the information you can on Zoey White.
18:09Today's roleplay is for the FBI?
18:11Are you a spy now?
18:14No time for jokes, Johnny.
18:16Sorry, I get confused.
18:18Who's Zoey White?
18:20She's my wife.
18:21Oh, got it.
18:23Just one week and she already cheated on you?
18:26While I have you on the phone,
18:28Veronica's running a new ad for the company.
18:30She said you approved it, is that right?
18:32Yes, yeah.
18:34Oh,
18:36get Zoey Kastner.
18:38That's the same Zoey White we were investigating?
18:57How embarrassing.
19:03You were quite the sleeptalker last night.
19:07Did I say something?
19:08Oh, no.
19:09No, nothing too scandalous.
19:10Just, you know,
19:12a few secrets from your subconscious.
19:20Hello?
19:23No way.
19:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
19:28Yeah, I'll be right there.
19:29Thank you so much.
19:33Oh my God, oh my God.
19:39I just got an audition for a commercial,
19:41a huge commercial.
19:44I knew you'd be a star.
19:45I'm gonna pay so well.
19:47I gotta go get ready.
19:48Okay.
19:55Hey, did you hear?
19:57The company's president
19:58is Ellie's most eligible bachelor.
20:01You know, if we flirt with him,
20:02we might have a better chance of getting the job.
20:05I'm good.
20:06I'm married.
20:10Alex!
20:12What are you doing here?
20:15Oh, shit.
20:16What are you doing here?
20:18Uh, catering.
20:19For the shoot.
20:20For the shoot.
20:22Uh, catering.
20:23For the shoot of the commercial.
20:26Right.
20:27Yeah, you remember Johnny, my boss.
20:30Nice to meet you again.
20:31So...
20:32We, uh, sometimes do catering.
20:34Heads up.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Okay.
20:38Weird coincidence.
20:39Tell me why.
20:41Oh, I gotta go.
20:43Okay.
20:45Hi.
20:46Hi, Zoe.
20:47I'm Anna, the casting director,
20:49and this is Veronica, our in-house producer.
20:51It's so lovely to meet you guys.
20:53Uh, please, start with the first line.
20:59Investment has never been more accessible.
21:02In today's financial landscape,
21:03making money work for you
21:05can often seem like a complex task.
21:07Cut.
21:08Could you try it a little bit more?
21:10Okay.
21:11Cut.
21:12Could you try it a little bit more?
21:14Passionate?
21:15Of course, yeah.
21:19Investment has never been more accessible.
21:22In today's financial landscape,
21:23making money work for you
21:25can often seem like a complex task.
21:27Cut.
21:29Thank you.
21:30We'll have our decision shortly.
21:34Okay.
21:36Thank you guys so much for this opportunity.
21:38I mean, it would just mean the world to me.
21:40Next.
21:45Have a good one.
21:52Sean, what are you doing here?
21:56Sean, what are you doing here?
21:58I'm here to do my job.
22:00Or have you forgotten I'm a well-known actor too, Zoe?
22:03I've actually had to work for my career,
22:05unlike some people.
22:07I got into an accident, asshole.
22:09You know that.
22:10Otherwise I'd be way ahead of you.
22:12Asshole? Really?
22:17Need I remind you that you cheated on me?
22:21Sean.
22:22Four years.
22:23Four years gone in the wind.
22:24All because you had to whore yourself out.
22:26Don't talk to me like that.
22:28You know I don't remember.
22:31Spoken like a true whore.
22:35I'm married now.
22:37Go with me.
22:40What's going on in here, Sean?
22:41Who is she?
22:42Is she your new girlfriend?
22:43I... I...
22:44No, I've never seen this woman before in my life.
22:47She just barged in.
22:49No, that's not what happened.
22:50He's lying.
22:52Can you believe this?
22:53How pathetic it is?
22:54Somebody just walked in and pretends like she knows me?
22:56Whore.
23:01Ugly bitch!
23:04Let me go!
23:05Step aside.
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