Super Smosh Super Smosh E007 Robot Zombie Dinosaur Deathmatch
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01:30Sneakily...
01:31Great Boobs of Sonya, you're right!
01:34Let's do this!
01:35Now now, boys.
01:36While I do appreciate your enthusiasm to play more video games
01:38and expand your arsenal of superpowers,
01:40it is imperative that you also learn patience and discipline.
01:43Don't be fooled by false promises and hype.
01:46Okay...
01:47Fine...
01:49Well, now that we totally ignored Marley's advice,
01:51let's let impatience get the best of us and go get that game!
01:53No big deal, just give me two seconds to blast a giant hole
01:56in this stupid little store and then we can...
01:58No, dude! We gotta do it sneakily, remember?
02:02Sneakily...
02:07So, genius, how are we supposed to get in there?
02:09I got you covered!
02:10We'll just jump down here,
02:11walk through an underground room filled with coins
02:13and then come up the other side...
02:16Goodness!
02:17Dude, this isn't working!
02:19Those robot zombie dinosaurs are so close!
02:23Dude, we've come too far to give up.
02:25I'm sure it won't take us long to think of something else.
02:29Well, that was obvious!
02:31Yeah, when we retell this story,
02:32let's just say we did that right away.
02:35Hey! What are you guys doing in here?
02:37This room is for employees only!
02:39Oh, uh, we just, uh...
02:41Come on, out to the store with everyone else.
02:44Everyone else?
02:45Aw, man, it's 1am!
02:46The store's already been open for an hour!
02:48Oh, sh**!
02:49Do you have any copies of Robot Zombie Dinosaur Deathmatch left?
02:51Check it out!
02:52Yeah!
02:54Oh, yeah!
02:57Robot Zombie Dinosaur Deathmatch!
03:00Round one! Fight!
03:06Dude, what the hell is this?
03:08My Robot Zombie Dinosaur only has one attack move.
03:11At least, I think that's an attack?
03:13What the f**k is he doing?
03:14Okay, is my guy walking or dancing?
03:16I can't tell.
03:17Dude, f**k it! This game blows!
03:18Yeah, I can't believe we stayed up all night for this stinky puzzle!
03:21I don't get it.
03:22I don't get it.
03:23I don't get it.
03:24Yeah, I can't believe we stayed up all night for this stinky pile of turds!
03:26I know, right?
03:27It's like the makers of the game knew it was a stinky pile of turds
03:29so they created a bunch of hype about it with clever advertisements before it was released!
03:32I wish we would've waited before rushing out buying this piece of garbage!
03:35This is all your fault!
03:36It's your fault!
03:37No, it's you, you watched that stupid advertisement!
03:39Oh! Do you guys hear that?
03:41I think that's the sound of me being right again!
03:43You shouldn't have listened to me! It's all hype!
03:45Okay, we get it.
03:46Marley, you warned us this might happen.
03:48Yeah, but you know what?
03:49I heard Zombie Robot Dinosaur Deathmatch 2 is coming out in 9 months
03:53et c'est tellement violent qu'ils ont été éliminés par TFMU pour « Totally F***ing Messed Up » !
03:57« Totally F***ing Messed Up » ? Oh, j'adore les jeux de TFMU !
04:00Tu penses qu'ils prennent des pre-orders pour qu'on leur donne notre argent maintenant ?
04:03On n'a qu'à espérer !
04:04Ouais !
04:04TFMU ! TFMU !