Doctor Who 2005 S14E01 Space Babys
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01:00Oh
01:20Who are you?
01:21I'm the doctor you don't have to stand over there come and have a look it's called the TARDIS
01:31nice well hold on I can't call you doctor no I want to know your name yeah that's that's tricky
01:41because I was adopted and the planet that took me in they were kind of they were kind of posh
01:48they'd use titles like the doctor or the bishop or the Rani or the conquistador say doctor for
01:57a thousand years and it becomes my name okay the planet parking that thousand years double parked
02:05so you're a doctor you're the police police box no no no no that's the disguise inside it's a
02:14time in space machine but outside it's like a chameleon it's once I landed in 1963 and
02:20used to have police boxes on street corners 1963 yeah okay oh jukebox I like that okay so back to
02:31the planet my world is called Gallifrey Gallifrey and where's that gone Ruby it's gone it's gone
02:45they died it was a genocide and they died
02:53so the one that was adopted was the only one left I am the last of the time Lords and I am
03:01so so glad to be alive this thing flies try to see
03:14let's have a random landing
03:30150 million years in the past no really no you got because you are kidding don't be so ridiculous
03:37are there dinosaurs out there I don't know go and have a look
03:49wait no is it safe what if I change history by stepping on a butterfly summit well that's not
03:57gonna happen is it who steps on butterflies you literally have to be like come here butterfly
04:10oh my god that that's so beautiful
04:18a TARDIS stands for time and relative dimension in space
04:23huh so we've moved location as well
04:28this will be North America
04:33one day this is Wyoming a little town called Green River
04:43oh what's wrong did I do something wrong because I'm Rubeth on blue the 57th hemisphere hatchlings
04:52and I do not do wrong things doctor but if you have made an incorrect accusation I will have to
04:57kill you no no no just wait wait a minute what are you doing nothing just
05:05am I missing somewhere
05:10nothing let's try that again okay
05:16thank you yeah yeah yeah
05:21okay uh controls
05:25good right yes let's go forward give me a number give me a yeah
05:29oh two two one five five oh oh six six oh five numbers
05:40oh
05:44oh
05:46one two two one five five oh oh six six oh five numbers
05:54wow
06:11we're indoors we got through walls
06:16uh-huh is that like a mat transport or like in Star Trek
06:22we gotta visit them one day
06:26hey but you said the TARDIS was like a chameleon but it still looks like a police boat
06:30oh it's uh it's broken most of the universe is not convinced
06:34okay go go go go
06:36oh it stinks
06:38oh
06:44something is wrong with this place it is a space station
06:48an ancient overlord
06:50no you made it worse
07:01is that monster
07:03no no don't be silly
07:05Rupert it's no such thing as monsters it's just
07:08just creatures you haven't met yet
07:12hi there
07:14run run
07:26in here in here
07:36come here
07:40the question is
07:42why did I run
07:44because it was scary
07:46it was new
07:48I love meeting new things
07:50so why did it give me the shivers
07:52I couldn't run fast enough
07:54I was like whoosh
07:56well it would help if we knew where we were
07:58yet again push the button
08:05oh
08:11oh we're on a baby form
08:15oh part of the genesis machine
08:17what is it with you and babies
08:19I was going to say the same thing to you
08:21we've gone from baby to baby
08:23I'm not saying things are connected
08:25and yet things connect
08:28well I'm the one looking for my parents
08:30and you've got to time the space machine
08:34so this place grows babies
08:36what for? food?
08:38food? what what
08:40food
08:42they're not tomatoes
08:44well excuse me there's a big ugly thing downstairs
08:46baby farms boost the population
08:48sometimes a worm goes sterile or I don't know
08:50goes mad and bans kissing
08:52so these babies are human yeah
08:54yeah growing for a colony world
08:56and a colony world is not Earth
08:58okay okay
09:00one last time
09:02push the button
09:19we made it
09:21the human race we survived
09:26we went to the stars
09:29we found them
09:33and
09:35ten minutes ago doctor just ten minutes
09:37ago you said genocide
09:42your people are gone
09:44yeah
09:48how do you keep going?
09:49for days like this
09:51Ruby Sunday
09:54I don't have a people I don't have a home
09:58but I don't have a job either
10:00I don't have a boss
10:02or taxes or rent or bills to pay
10:04I don't have a purpose
10:06or a cause or a mission
10:08but I have
10:10freedom
10:12and so I keep moving on
10:14to see the next thing
10:16and the next and the next
10:20sometimes
10:22it looks even better through your eyes
10:24so where's this then?
10:30planet pacifico del rio
10:32oh that's in english
10:34they speak english here english exists
10:36no no no humans all speak one language by this point
10:38a bit like cantonese
10:40this is what it really looks like
10:42but the TARDIS translates it's got a perception filter
10:44so it helps you fit into every
10:46time and place
10:48right am I
10:50most
10:52right am I most
10:54she's long gone now
10:56can I see your phone?
10:58yes
11:02so my sonic screwdriver can make the distance
11:04between you and earth
11:0619,000 years or
11:10one phone call
11:12what?
11:14carla phone her
11:16your mum ruby call your mum
11:23well what is it now?
11:25mum?
11:27yes mum obviously
11:29you just ran out the door 10 seconds ago
11:31why are you phoning me?
11:33you went like the wind where are you going?
11:35I'll catch up with you in a minute
11:37bye love you love you merry christmas
11:39that was my mum
11:41on christmas eve on my birthday
11:4310 minutes ago that's the best signal ever
11:45how much did that cost?
11:47I want to know what the hell is wrong with this place
11:52do you see?
11:54it's calm up here but underneath
11:56it is seething just like downstairs
11:58with that creature
12:00it's got to be a crew or a captain
12:02this is zoe
12:04I keep getting these
12:06temperature fluctuations
12:08I've opened up safety valves 10 to 16
12:10try and cause matching with the CO2 exchange
12:12but until we get that pressure down
12:14I can't
12:16hi
12:19you alright?
12:21but you
12:23why?
12:25we've been waiting for an awfully long time
12:27mummy
12:29daddy
12:31no darling we're not
12:33boys I've got to tell everybody
12:35mummy and daddy
12:37a baby farm
12:39run by babies
12:41space babies
12:49they're here
12:51they came at once
12:53mummy and daddy are here
12:55run
12:57run
12:59run
13:01run
13:03run
13:05run
13:07run
13:09run
13:11run
13:13run
13:15run
13:18everyone back to work
13:20show mummy and daddy what a good job we've been doing
13:22make them proud
13:28my job is to keep the pipes clean
13:30I'm proud of the pipes
13:32and I keep the oxygen nice and cool
13:34we need oxygen to breathe
13:36and they pull this string
13:38and that string
13:40I'm not sure what they do but I pull them very hard
13:42I made this for you
13:44it's a little flower
13:46thank you
13:52I'm captain poppy
13:54and I kept the station running
13:56for mummy and daddy
13:58because we knew he'd come back for us one day
14:00we waited
14:02right
14:04you're not supposed to be running this clip
14:06this isn't baby world
14:08you got left behind when the adults
14:10the mooses
14:12we took over
14:14right
14:16that's great
14:18oh that's good
14:20that's amazing
14:22you've done a really great job
14:24I'm sorry poppy I'm so sorry
14:26but we are not your mummy and daddy
14:28I wish we were
14:30but we're not
14:32where did they go
14:34I don't know darling
14:36but
14:38I'm Ruby
14:40and this
14:42is doctor
14:44and we're your friends
14:46yeah
14:48I got you
14:50mummy
14:52mummy
14:54mummy
14:56mummy
14:58captain poppy when was the last time you had a hug
15:00never
15:02oh baby it's ok
15:04come here it's ok
15:06it's ok
15:08never had a hug
15:10shh
15:30did I get things wrong doctor
15:32well
15:34according to this
15:36the crew went home
15:38they left you guys behind I don't know why
15:40but they left the growth machine running
15:42so you lot grew up
15:44but you stayed the same size
15:46baby size
15:48but are we wrong
15:50what do you mean
15:52we're not meant to be like this
15:54did we grow up wrong
15:56oh poppy
15:58oh popsicle
16:00look at me
16:02look at me
16:04nobody grows up wrong
16:08you are what you are
16:10and that is magnificent
16:12but mummy and daddy left us
16:14that's ok
16:16mine did too
16:18what happened
16:20well I was found
16:22little baby me
16:24was left alone
16:26in the middle of outer space
16:28and guess who took me in
16:30I don't know
16:32the time lords
16:34can you say it like me
16:36but the point is
16:38is that it doesn't matter where I come from
16:40because I am absolutely lovely
16:42aren't I
16:46that wasn't rhetorical pops
16:48yes you are
16:50don't you want to know my secret
16:52there's no one like me
16:54in the whole wide universe
16:56no one like me exists
16:58and that's true of everyone
17:00it's not a problem
17:02captain pops
17:04super power
17:06high five
17:08so you're eric
17:10and you're tasha
17:12and ruben
17:14and then there's saltine and boo
17:16I love you ruben
17:18oh I love you too eric
17:20but how do you manage
17:22all on your own
17:24we've got nanny
17:26say hello nanny
17:28good afternoon children
17:30and welcome to our new visitors
17:32nanny
17:34right hi nanny
17:36I'm the doctor and this is ruby
17:38we have visitors children
17:40noses must be blown
17:42activate nose blow
17:48one two three
17:50and
17:54blow
18:02well done children
18:04and now children
18:06back to work
18:08nappies are changed at 1800 hours
18:10can't wait to see them
18:12so it's you lot
18:14it's nanny
18:16and downstairs
18:18is that your pet dog
18:22that's not a doggo
18:24what is it then eric
18:26the pokey man
18:28shush shush
18:32you don't like the pokey man
18:34no no no
18:36I did not mean to scare you
18:38there is no such thing
18:40as the pokey man
18:42that thing was more sort of like
18:44a er
18:46pokey man
18:48stop it
18:50nanny tell him there is no such thing as the pokey man
18:52nanny is scared
18:54of the pokey man
18:56then what is the pokey man doing down there
18:58and why is it
19:00so scary
19:06I'm sorry I'm sorry
19:08space babies
19:20right
19:22nanny these babies are
19:24trying their best space babies
19:26but this station is in trouble
19:28I've got a build up of pressure on hull 3b
19:30and something is ramping up down where the
19:32pokey man is and if that continues
19:34baby boom
19:36portal 357
19:38access portal 357
19:40that's on this floor
19:42what is it
19:44access portal 357
19:46it is just a storage unit what would I need to go there for
19:48oh for god sakes
19:50357 come on
19:52where do you think you're going
19:54portal 357
19:56right great
19:58okay come in
20:00so is this what you do doctor
20:02I mean in life
20:04you help that's like your purpose
20:06no no I'm just er
20:08helping babies space babies
20:10listen to my hearts two hearts
20:12plural
20:14okay two hearts
20:16but what if helping the babies takes six weeks or
20:18ten years because
20:20my mom's still waiting for me
20:22back home on your
20:24birthday
20:26it's strange your life
20:28you were abandoned like this long
20:30if things connect
20:32then you are connecting like crazy
20:36you don't know anything
20:38about your birth mother or your father
20:40they didn't leave a note or a scrap of paper
20:42nothing
20:44I was just left
20:46I was just left
20:48by the church
20:50in the snow
21:10doctor
21:12doctor
21:14what
21:18it's snowing
21:22okay what just happened
21:24I said snow and we've got
21:26snowflakes
21:32it's like a memory
21:34just came through
21:36from the day that you were born
21:38how
21:40is this the sort of thing that happens
21:42with time travel
21:44I have been to the ends of time and back
21:46and I have never seen anything
21:48like this before
21:50and what does it mean
21:54I don't know
22:00oh I thought my birth was crazy
22:02oh yeah
22:08oh
22:10I wonder who she is
22:12my mother
22:14the memory changed
22:16she was pointing at me
22:18I said portal
22:20357
22:22don't just stand there yapping you pair of idiots
22:24get inside
22:26who's she
22:28nanny
22:30this is captain Rico
22:32signing off duty for baby station beta
22:34Pacifico date 56
22:3656 22
22:38for the record I'm signing off under
22:40protest and wish to condemn this course of
22:42action
22:44signing off 56 56 22
22:46and I'd like to say for the record
22:48the company's actions are upon me
22:50I will be launching an appeal against this as soon as we're home
22:56this is comms officer
22:58Gina Scalzi signing off
23:0056 56 22
23:02so the crew went home
23:04and left the babies behind
23:06it's the recession
23:08the government closed the baby station to save money
23:10but the law says it's illegal to stop the birth machine
23:16how did you arrive
23:18have you got a way out of here
23:20I've got a ship yeah
23:22what is your name sorry
23:24nanny
23:26Jocelyn
23:28I was the on site accountant
23:30I don't know how this place works
23:32this can help
23:34if you leave this to sync up
23:38that should recalibrate the whole shebang
23:40thank you
23:42want a swap
23:44anger
23:46so the planet down below
23:48will refuse to stop
23:50the babies being born
23:52but once they're born they don't look after them
23:54this is a very strange planet
23:58it's not that strange
24:00why did you leave the babies behind
24:02I couldn't leave them
24:04I tried with this place
24:06but I'm not an engineer
24:08the machine went out of sync
24:10I patched it back
24:12then the education software ran out of control
24:14it's a mess
24:16and I've been all on my own
24:18watching the kids for six years
24:20I don't understand
24:22they are gorgeous
24:24why would you hide
24:26because I don't want to see them die
24:30and I don't want them to see me die
24:36because that's how bad it is
24:38this is a closed station
24:40there's only so much air
24:42there's only so much food
24:48the last thing I'll do
24:50is give them the air
24:52out for portal 357
24:54but then
24:56then you came along
24:58can't you fly
25:00somewhere else
25:02what do you mean fly?
25:04space station, stationary
25:06no engines, this great big thing can't move
25:08it's just stuck in orbit
25:10which is a shame because this
25:12is a nice little system
25:14the fifth planet out
25:16Monducaroon
25:18that's the Dubarry-Duplessis world
25:20that's good
25:22Dubarry-Duplessis is a star ride organisation
25:24it means they can take in lots of refugees
25:26why don't we call them for help
25:28they don't go fetch refugees
25:30that's the fate of every refugee
25:32in the universe
25:34you physically have to turn up
25:36on someone else's shore
25:38and we can't move
25:40but now you have a ship, plenty of room
25:42it's called the Tardis
25:44the trouble is between us
25:46and the ship is
25:48the bogeyman
25:50what is that thing?
25:52you don't know
25:54it has nothing to do with me
25:56it's not part of the manifest
25:58it's not like anything I've ever seen
26:00now annoy me
26:02it reminds me of something
26:04what is it?
26:06and what is its skin made of?
26:08and why
26:10was I so scared?
26:12because it's terrifying
26:14yeah but I've met a million ugly bugs
26:16I'm an ugly bug
26:18that thing made me run
26:20I just wonder why
26:22the thing is, this place is completely
26:24mad
26:26but it sort of makes sense
26:28because you've got babies, you've got a nanny
26:30and you've got the bogeyman
26:32you've literally
26:34got a monster living down below
26:36it's a children's story
26:38come to life
26:42and every story
26:44has its hero
26:46that's eric
26:48is this eric?
26:50eric, get out of there
26:52eric, please vacate this area
26:54is that how it works?
26:56nanny filter
26:58eric, get out now
27:00eric will leave immediately
27:02no nanny, I'm being brave
27:08eric, for god's sake
27:10run
27:12invoking the deity
27:14great peramulation
27:16I'm doing it on woobie's head
27:18alright, I love woobie
27:20she said there's no such thing as the bogeyman
27:22so I'm going to find the naughty dog
27:24and tell him off
27:32but I'm so scared
27:36oh my god, it's my fault
27:44eric, I'm coming, I'm coming
28:00nanny, where's the bogeyman?
28:02it's about 400 meters northwest of you
28:04still no sign of eric
28:06I've got to get a proper fix
28:08I told you, these systems are a crock of waste
28:10mind your language, nanny
28:14okay, doctor, if we make a ton of noise
28:16then the bogeyman will come for us
28:18and leave eric alone, yes?
28:20yes
28:22okay, right
28:24bogeyman
28:26bogeyman
28:32it's moving
28:34it's heard you
28:36okay, nice plan, but what now?
28:38I think
28:40if I was very, very little
28:42and I knew the bogeyman was coming
28:46I would need to change my nappy
28:48because I can detect
28:52space baby
28:54oh, eric
28:56shh, shh, shh, shh, we got you, we got you, we got you
28:58shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh
29:00I know, I know
29:02north, not west, I meant east
29:10shhh, shh
29:14it's her, it's her
29:16he's right, he's right
29:26it's okay
29:32shh, shh, shh
29:34it's okay, it's okay
29:36alright
29:38Don't you touch the woman, you illegitimate person.
30:08Go!
30:10It's a dead end.
30:12It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
30:19Babies to the rescue!
30:27Surprise babies!
30:30Babies? With a blame thrower?
30:33Babies, babies, babies, we just found it!
30:35We found it!
30:39It's me, it's me, Ruth. You need to go, okay? Get out of here.
30:49Okay, let's get you in there, come on.
30:51Let's get you in there.
30:54Nanny, tell them what to do.
30:56Children will return to the upper levels or have no expletive delay.
31:00Bye!
31:04Okay, you go with them. I've got to stay here. Not just for the TARDIS, but...
31:10I've got to find out what that thing is.
31:12If that's you telling me to leave you on your own, then...
31:17Doctor!
31:20Come on!
31:31Oh!
31:33So how did this begin, Jocelyn?
31:36First I knew, six years ago.
31:39It was like a rattling in the pipes.
31:43Then the howling began.
31:46By the time I got the cameras working, there it was.
31:50The bogeyman.
31:53I don't know how it even exists.
31:56And that was six years ago.
31:59Shh, shh, shh.
32:01That's the same time the babies were born.
32:05It's leaving.
32:09Some sort of spore?
32:12Man, that's a good word. Spore.
32:15What the bleep bleep is that?
32:17Oh, Jocelyn, turn the filter off.
32:19What is that stuff?
32:21If I could get this to your machine, it could analyse it.
32:24The machine's got a vent in the basement.
32:25Follow the corridor.
32:27Left, straight ahead, left again.
32:30Into the valley of the beast?
32:34Yeah, this stuff is slippy, Roobs. Be careful.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, this is disgusting!
32:45Don't call me Roobs!
32:50Are we almost there, Joss?
32:56This gunk stuff is sealing the whole place off.
33:00Oh, but never mind.
33:03Because...
33:05We are right under the path of the Genesis machine.
33:08This makes sense to this thing.
33:12According to the machine...
33:15Oh.
33:17What?
33:19It has been right in front of us. We've been saying it all along.
33:22It's all one machine.
33:23The one up above and one down below.
33:25The one up above grew the babies, the one down below...
33:27It grew the bogeyman.
33:29Yes! I said this, I told you so.
33:31Six years ago, the machine is mother and father to the babies
33:33and mother and father to the bogeyman.
33:35And why? Because Jocelyn said that the educational software
33:37ran out of control and then you said...
33:39I said it's like a story.
33:41The teaching software, it told a story.
33:43It invented the bogeyman.
33:45For the babies.
33:47Oh, the machine is literally like a computer.
33:49It literally said babies need fiction,
33:51they need stories, they need monsters.
33:53I'm so scared. It's all deliberate.
33:55It's infrasound.
33:57The bogeyman is roaring at 17 hertz.
33:59That's the exact pitch designed to make you scared.
34:01It's scary because it's meant to be.
34:03The machine made it tall and big and noisy
34:05and it built it out of...
34:13Oh.
34:18What?
34:20Oh, Ruby.
34:21What?
34:23Oh, man.
34:25Tell me what it is.
34:27I can't.
34:28Doctor.
34:30Ruby, I have traveled the universe and back
34:32and seen many, many things.
34:34Nothing is as bad as this.
34:36A bogeyman is made out of what?
34:38I don't know.
34:40The machine is literal
34:42and the name is bogeyman.
34:44So?
34:46Oh, babes.
34:48Space babes.
34:50The machine was literal
34:52and so it grew the bogeyman
34:54out of bogeys.
34:56What?
34:58All of this is bogeys.
34:59No.
35:00Yes.
35:01No.
35:02Yes.
35:03No.
35:04No wonder it was shedding its skin.
35:06Doesn't everyone?
35:07No, no, no, no, no.
35:09It's not.
35:10It's not?
35:11Oh, Ruby, it is a living sneeze.
35:13What is it?
35:14I know.
35:16Oh, my God!
35:18Oh, my God!
35:20This is the worst thing
35:22that could ever happen
35:24to anyone.
35:25Don't laugh!
35:26I'm sorry.
35:27Oh, is it the universe, Max?
35:29Oh, yeah, I just made it up.
35:30Trust not.
35:31Ruby Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
35:33That is so funny.
35:37Bogeyman.
35:38What?
35:39What?
35:41Go!
35:46Don't worry.
35:47It's me.
35:48Turn right.
35:52It's your device.
35:54It's calibrated.
35:55It's brilliant.
35:56Got control at last.
35:58Now, trust me.
35:59Turn right.
36:01There's a little way to the lake.
36:03Going.
36:05Coming up.
36:06Coming up.
36:07Coming.
36:08It's catching up.
36:09Coming.
36:15Yeah, thanks for using us as bait.
36:17Just next time, ask.
36:18Oh, wait until we tell you
36:20what I think is made up.
36:22You can tell me later
36:23once I've got rid of it.
36:30I will protect my children
36:32and blast that thing to space.
36:39It's an airlock.
36:53It is what in a Trojan jostle is.
36:57She's got a stomach.
36:58Jostle.
36:59Jostle.
37:02Oxygen filled at 10%.
37:05Okay, okay, okay, okay.
37:06We haven't got time.
37:07Stop jostling, yeah?
37:09Left.
37:10Second right, next leg,
37:11you'll get to the lift.
37:12What about you?
37:13Left, second right, next leg.
37:14Right, okay.
37:18Oxygen filled at 9%.
37:21You're hurting him.
37:23Stop it, Nanny.
37:24Stop it.
37:29Oxygen filled at 10%.
37:34I am the last of the Time Lords.
37:39How do you keep going?
37:40For days like this.
37:43I'm the only one of me
37:45in the whole wide universe.
37:49No one else like me exists.
37:52And that is true of everyone.
37:57The only one of his kind.
37:59Oxygen filled at 7%.
38:02Oxygen filled at 8%.
38:09Oxygen filled at 6%.
38:16Oxygen filled at 5%.
38:25Oxygen filled at 4%.
38:29No!
38:32Oxygen filled at 3%.
38:46Push the button.
38:49Oxygen filled at 2%.
38:52Venting reverse.
38:54Venting reverse.
38:59Venting reverse.
39:01No!
39:02That's what you do, Jocelyn.
39:04You save them all.
39:06Oxygen filled at 1%.
39:12You save them all.
39:29Attention.
39:31Calling Captain Poppy.
39:33Calling all crew.
39:34Especially you, Eric.
39:36Plus Ruby.
39:37Jocelyn Sancerre.
39:38Nanny was really naughty.
39:40I know and I'm so sorry.
39:43All of you.
39:47I was just on my own
39:51for such a very long time.
39:54We still love you.
39:57Your favorite monster is fine.
40:04No, no, no.
40:16Listen, listen, babies.
40:18Space babies.
40:19Your world is over here.
40:23But you can't get there.
40:26Got no engines.
40:28Except, turns out that build-up of pressure
40:31in hull 3B is from you.
40:36Because the system went wrong
40:37and that's where it stacked up all your nappies.
40:40No wonder it was stinking down there
40:42for six years, a great pile of...
40:44Nanny filth.
40:45Nanny filth.
40:46Nanny filth.
40:48Nanny filth.
40:49Nanny filth.
40:50Six years, a great pile of...
40:52Nanny filth.
40:53Nanny filth.
40:54A zillion metric tons of methane, babies.
40:58Space babies.
41:00But I am gonna let it rip.
41:12Set sail for your new home.
41:14Baby world.
41:17Yeah.
41:18Are you happy now, Eric?
41:20Very, very happy.
41:22I love you, Ruby.
41:33So it was a normal day for you then?
41:35No, no.
41:36That was extra special nuts.
41:40And you, Ruby Sunday.
41:44Get this.
41:46Your very own TARDIS key.
41:48What for?
41:52I have the whole universe at my fingertips.
41:58And I'm all on my own.
42:02So I'd love it if you came with me.
42:08To what, just travel?
42:11Your job.
42:13Your boss.
42:15Just fun.
42:16We did almost die.
42:18Yes, but we lived so much, too.
42:20Yes, we did.
42:22Yes, we did. Yes.
42:24Yes, we did.
42:27Yeah, we did, we did.
42:29We did.
42:32Yes.
42:33Yes.
42:34Yes.
42:35Yes!
42:36Yes!
42:37Ruby Sunday!
42:39Come on in, follow me.
42:40Come on.
42:46Right, mate, let me tell you where we're gonna go.
42:51Except...
42:52Oh, terms and conditions.
43:00There is one thing that I can never do, Ruby.
43:05And I'd take you to that church on Ruby Road that Christmas.
43:14Absolutely never.
43:18But you've got a time machine.
43:20If you change one thing, a single snowflake,
43:25that could change your birth mother's story,
43:27and then you would never meet me.
43:29None of this would ever happen,
43:31and we would fall into the deepest, darkest paradox, Ruby.
43:36Trust me.
43:38I think that snow is a warning.
43:43I can.
43:45And I won't.
43:52Well, that's a pity.
43:54Because I disagree.
43:57And if you let me finish,
44:00we are gonna go see my mum at Christmas.
44:04Right now.
44:06Come on.
44:09And Ruby phoned.
44:10She said, I love you, and ran off.
44:12No word from her since.
44:14What sort of Christmas is this?
44:16It all started with this man.
44:18He called himself the Doctor.
44:21Hold on.
44:24What's that noise?
44:31Oh, what a blinking flick.
44:35Hiya, Mummy.
44:37What are you doing?
44:38And what the hell is that?
44:39What's it done to my kitchen?
44:41Hey, come and say hello.
44:43Yes, come in.
44:44Tell your mum not to slap me.
44:56Yes, now I'm in.
44:59Yes, now the people from my world, they use titles.
45:03Like the Bishop, the Pedant, the Sagishi.
45:07My name was...
45:24Happy Rolling Studios!
45:26Everything's going dark.
45:27If music is going, that means everything is changing.
45:30That's what they keep saying.
45:31They say it's my legions are coming.
45:34I can't fight this thing.
45:56Happy Rolling Studios!
46:26Happy Rolling Studios!