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00:00Episode 10
00:07I haven't seen you for years.
00:09You look more like a fairy.
00:13How is Master doing?
00:16He's fine.
00:18That's good.
00:20You must have something important to tell me.
00:24Although there are two half-gods here,
00:26if you have any difficulties,
00:29just tell me.
00:32Don't worry.
00:33I'm here not for the Starry Sky Pagoda,
00:38but for a personal matter.
00:42Good.
00:44I won't ask about personal matters.
00:46You can do whatever you want.
00:57He hasn't shown up for two days.
00:59And there's no movement.
01:00What's going on?
01:01Don't worry.
01:02Let's keep looking.
01:10He must have starved to death in there.
01:13That's better.
01:15It's all over.
01:16Why don't we just accept it?
01:19I think it's okay.
01:26I think it's okay.
01:57Where is the elixir?
02:01This is a gift from nature
02:03sent directly to my stomach.
02:07It's so nourishing.
02:09It's also in my body.
02:15Just smelling it
02:17makes me feel relaxed.
02:20Then I'll eat it.
02:27I'm hungry.
02:38Well...
02:40I'd better be safe.
02:41I'll test it first.
02:45Bro,
02:46I'll leave it to you this time.
02:57Don't worry.
02:58I've adjusted the effect of the elixir.
03:00You'll be safe.
03:03The elixir is so expensive
03:05in the Starry Sky Pagoda Sect.
03:06As long as I can make the elixir,
03:09I'll be successful.
03:27You...
03:29You...
03:30You...
03:33See you again.
03:39The elixir
03:41not only solves the problem of life and death,
03:43but also opens up the spiritual path.
03:47Cultivators from the Starry Sky Pagoda Sect,
03:49you're blessed.
03:56Come and have a look.
03:58We have the elixir
04:01from the Starry Sky Pagoda Sect.
04:07He didn't react.
04:08What do you think?
04:10Old Hu didn't show up.
04:12Newcomers
04:13shouldn't dream too much.
04:15With your behavior,
04:17you'd better go back as soon as possible.
04:18The competition here
04:19can turn a newbie
04:21into a dead one.
04:26Are you mad at me?
04:28You sell commodities.
04:30I'll sell my feelings.
04:34Why did you lose
04:35your smile in the crowd?
04:37Why are you crying alone in the dark?
04:39It's because I'm helpless.
04:40I don't think I can win.
04:42Take it easy.
04:43This is a signal
04:44to ask you for help.
04:45I'm tired,
04:46and my head hurts.
04:47I don't want to work.
04:48I can't sleep.
04:49I'll send you the elixir.
04:51Cultivators,
04:52don't miss it.
04:55The elixir of immortality.
04:56The super antique lamp.
05:00These days,
05:01I can't even sell my anxiety.
05:04Even if I sell it for ten years,
05:06I'm running out of words.
05:09Why don't I
05:10smell it
05:11every time
05:12in my yard?
05:14I got it.
05:26What's this smell?
05:27It's making me dizzy.
05:29I have an inexplicable sense of security.
05:31I'm in a hurry for a blind date.
05:45This elixir smells so good.
05:47Is it really effective?
05:48How do you know if you don't try it?
05:50The first one.
05:51Immortal price.
05:52One hundred points.
05:53So cheap.
05:54How effective is it?
05:55How many meals can it last?
05:58In general,
06:01if you don't digest it well,
06:02it will dissolve automatically
06:03in two days.
06:04As for the effect,
06:05at least two days.
06:07At least six meals.
06:10One hundred contributions
06:11is not much.
06:13It's better to be rational.
06:14Maybe it's some kind of
06:15magic.
06:16Today's chosen friends
06:18have a chance
06:19to try it for free.
06:21Free?
06:23Is there really a free test?
06:25Just this one.
06:28Me?
06:29Take one.
06:37How do you feel?
06:38Are you hungry?
06:39Is there anything wrong?
06:41Look at him.
06:43Is he poisoned?
06:44Is this Bai
06:45willing to sell fake medicine on the street?
06:49I, Bai Xiaochen,
06:50am very confident
06:51in selling fake medicine on the street.
07:00Is he out of breath?
07:02Is the medicine too strong?
07:06Everyone, calm down.
07:08The situation of this Taoist
07:10is mostly caused by
07:11physical weakness.
07:12This is a normal
07:15physiological reaction.
07:17Physiological reaction?
07:22It's a physical reaction
07:24caused by the burning of blood vessels.
07:28It's a miracle of youth.
07:32Did I take the wrong medicine?
07:34Long live youth.
07:44Is the price too low?
07:47The limited sale of Baishi Bony Pill
07:49is the last 20 bottles.
07:50Go back and promote the evaluation.
07:51I'll report it tomorrow.
08:01Medicine Master,
08:04is your limited sale
08:06still 300 tomorrow?
08:16Everyone, don't worry.
08:17My limited sale
08:19is only 300.
08:20I won't raise the price.
08:22Now everyone doesn't have to starve.
08:24Medicine Master is a good person.
08:26Good person.
08:27Thank you, Medicine Master.
08:39Although I won't raise the price,
08:40I can practice
08:4150 Bony Pills every day.
08:43In seven days,
08:44the contribution will reach 100,000.
08:49It's been so long.
08:51I don't know
08:52how they are doing now.
08:55If they know
08:56that I have not only made a lot of contributions,
08:58but also rebuilt the house,
09:00they will be as happy as I am.
09:03It seems that I have to expand my influence quickly
09:06so that they can come back
09:08and reunite with me.
09:09It's my fault.
09:11I thought
09:12he couldn't afford it,
09:13so I made a mistake.
09:15A mistake?
09:17I should have left
09:19seven days ago.
09:20If Bony Pill continues to be sold like this,
09:22it will be a fatal blow
09:24to the whole city
09:25and even the whole clan.
09:26Please punish me.
09:28The Young Master
09:29wants to maintain
09:30a peaceful and harmonious situation.
09:32But at this time,
09:33the Eastern City
09:34has become a mess here.
09:36Even if I kill you,
09:37it will be of no use.
09:40Now I have to kill this troublemaker.
09:42I can only rely on Medicine Master.
09:47Brilliant!
09:50This pill can only be found in heaven.
09:52He is really a genius.
09:55Medicine Master,
09:56what are you doing?
09:58I have been studying and analyzing
10:00in various ways
10:01day in and day out.
10:04I finally found out
10:06that there are only 19 kinds of herbs
10:08used in this pill,
10:10but there are 123 different kinds
10:12of medicinal power.
10:14This should be
10:15a special method of making medicine.
10:18I have never seen
10:19such a secret method in my life.
10:22Then can you
10:23test the Bony Pill alone?
10:25No.
10:26You are joking.
10:28This person is very confident
10:30in the change of grass and wood
10:32and is regarded as a medicine god.
10:34You want me to
10:35sell his own pill?
10:39With your ability...
10:42I can't do it.
10:44Enough!
10:45Just tell me what else you can do.
10:49I can try to turn
10:51his one pill into several pills,
10:54but the effect will be worse
10:59and the side effects will be more serious.
11:04Competitive?
11:05Good idea!
11:07A large amount of production
11:08may block his sales.
11:10I suddenly came up with
11:11a solution.
11:12I have to try it out.
11:13I haven't finished yet.
11:15This guy is going to kill himself.
11:19You don't have to be angry about this.
11:22Director Zhou.
11:24You are the one
11:25sent by the young master?
11:28That's me.
11:30After all,
11:31no one knows better than me
11:33and no one is better than me
11:35at dealing with Bai Xiaochun.
11:40Do you have a good idea?
11:43In fact, the key to solving the problem
11:44is not the pill,
11:46but the person.
11:48I have to ask you
11:50to do it as soon as possible.
11:57All right, all right.
11:58Super-Arm Pill is celebrated today.
12:00Tomorrow morning...
12:02I guess this is Dr. Bai.
12:06I want to make a deal with Dr. Bai.
12:10A deal?
12:16Dr. Bai,
12:17please think about it again.
12:19Wutian Guild
12:20wants to cooperate with you sincerely.
12:22I'll give you 100,000 contribution points first
12:24to pay tribute to your disciples.
12:26What do you think?
12:27With such a generous condition,
12:29you should agree.
12:31I have already said
12:33that this pill is created by me
12:35by accident.
12:37I will never sell it.
12:41I'm leaving.
12:42Wait a minute.
12:43If you insist on not selling the pill,
12:45at least authorize it
12:46to be sold to my Tianguan Guild
12:47so that my Tianguan Guild can pay for it.
12:49All you need to do
12:50is to focus on improving the production capacity of the pill.
12:52Think about it.
12:53It's a good thing
12:55to practice the pill easily
12:56and happily.
12:59You didn't do it in vain, did you?
13:04I can make a promise to you.
13:05After it's done,
13:06I'll split it into three parts.
13:07You take the big one.
13:09The Tiankong Guild's business is booming.
13:11It must be because I'm short of money
13:13and I can't do anything about it.
13:14That's why I did it.
13:16All right.
13:17As long as it can help me make a contribution point,
13:19I'll let everyone live a comfortable life as soon as possible
13:21and live a happy life.
13:24Dr. Bai.
13:26It's said that businessmen are easy-going.
13:28But I'm a pharmacist.
13:30What I'm after
13:31is the love of the people.
13:35Then you need the Tianguan Guild
13:37to improve the quality of the pill
13:39and stabilize the price
13:40so that the whole city can benefit from your kindness.
13:48I'm new here.
13:50If you just make a promise...
13:53Don't worry about the credit issue.
13:55We'll make a pledge
13:57and the business will be fair and square.
14:00You wrote
14:02500 for a pill?
14:05Dr. Bai,
14:06you think it's too low, don't you?
14:08How much do you want?
14:09Just tell me.
14:10300.
14:12What?
14:13300?
14:15Only 300.
14:16Otherwise, no deal.
14:18I made a promise to the Taoism Seekers in the Eastern City.
14:20I won't bargain.
14:23Okay.
14:24I'll listen to you.
14:25300.
14:27You've made up your mind?
14:29Yes.
14:30Well,
14:31for the sake of your sincerity,
14:33I'll help you.
14:41Don't worry, Dr. Bai.
14:43We'll do our best
14:45to sell the pill.
14:52We want the pill!
14:54We want the pill!
14:56We want the pill!
14:58We want the pill!