DRАGULА S02Е01 (2017)
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00:00You want to kill the contestants?
00:24Hmm.
00:25The network would never go for this.
00:26I thought we needed more family programming.
00:28I don't understand what I'm reading.
00:30These contestants want to be ugly and horrible?
00:38Never.
00:41No, no, this won't do.
00:53With all due respect, despite the demand of your fans, we feel it would be irresponsible
00:59as a network to promote and spread the frankly disturbing and disgusting message of your
01:05show.
01:06Maybe if it were a little less bloody and a little more heterosexual.
01:12I'm sorry, madams, but in the name of normalcy and decency, I'm afraid we're not only going
01:17to have to decline your show, we're going to have to do everything we can to stop it
01:21from airing.
01:22Trying to sweep the poor fledgling TV producers under the rug?
01:27Well think again.
01:28We built Dragula up to what it is today, and we intend to stay with it.
01:35We appreciate your devotion and contribution to the world of drag, but we plan on fully
01:40blacklisting the show from ever seeing the light of day.
01:47So we've created all of this, and now you want to stab us in the back?
01:52We have fought bigger monsters than you in Hollywood for years.
01:56You don't want to play with us the hard way.
01:58Ladies, please.
02:00It's hardly necessary for you to make threats you surely don't mean.
02:04Don't fuck with us, fellas!
02:11This ain't our first time at the rodeo.
02:15You forget that the viewers we got from Dragula came from our power, and we can use that any
02:21way we want.
02:22That's right, darlings.
02:23The sword cuts.
02:24Both ways.
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05:45Hello, uglies.
05:48We want to congratulate you and officially welcome you to the competition.
05:53Now, as you ghouls know, we pride ourselves on celebrating the strange and the wild and
05:59the sometimes dangerous side of queer culture.
06:02And as the rest of the world begins to accept us, they're also trying to squeeze us into
06:06a little box and make us conform and...
06:09That just won't do.
06:11Because to us, drag is a form of radical self-expression.
06:14It's an art.
06:16And the last thing an artist needs is to be told what to do.
06:19So we're going to do what we want.
06:21And what we want is to crown a new drag super monster.
06:24One of you.
06:26To join our army and go forward and help spread our message of drag, filth, horror, and glamour.
06:32This competition is not safe.
06:34We've designed challenges that will test you to your core.
06:38You're either going to rise to the occasion and become better queens, or if you're weak,
06:41it'll break you.
06:43The ten of you already possess the raw materials you need to win this competition.
06:47But only one of you is strong enough to rise to the top, snatch the crown, the $10,000
06:53cash, and the title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
06:58Now listen, ladies.
07:00We hope you're ready, because the competition starts right now.
07:03With a toast.
07:04Israel!
07:07Bring these ladies something to drink.
07:13If you're going to be performing in dingy clubs all over the world, you need to be prepared
07:17to party with the best of them.
07:19That's why your first challenge is going to be a race to see who can finish their pitcher
07:23of our signature boulet blood brew before the rest of the girls.
07:27That's right, everyone.
07:29It's a blood-chugging contest.
07:31The queen that finishes her pitcher before the rest will have a distinct advantage over
07:35the other girls.
07:36The one who finishes last, well, of course, she'll have to pay the price.
07:42Now, raise your glasses, but don't start until Swan gives you the signal.
07:48Ready, set, drink.
08:05Well done, ladies.
08:12You're even thirstier than I had anticipated.
08:15Monique, you have won the challenge.
08:20No one can chug anything as fast as me, so that one I knew that I was going to have in
08:24the bag.
08:25She's maybe a mild alcoholic and a party girl.
08:27That means you'll be treated to an hour foot massage before the floor show.
08:32And because poor Victoria was the weakest of the pack, you will actually be the one
08:36administering that foot massage for Monique.
08:43All right, listen, ladies, that brings us to the first challenge.
08:46Who's ready to hear what it is?
08:49We wanted to start this season off with something twisted, something sadistic and sick.
08:54So we're going to do an homage to a true Hollywood horror icon.
08:58He's the creator of the Hellraiser world, our friend.
09:01We're talking about Mr. Clive Barker.
09:04In his Hellraiser series, Clive created the Cenobites.
09:07They were hellish, sadistic, extra-dimensional beings whose physical deformities were based
09:12on the way they lived and died.
09:14Truly our kind of girls.
09:16So your challenge is this.
09:18Create your own Cenobite look based on your unique style of drag.
09:22As a special bonus, our strongest Cenobite will receive an autographed limited edition
09:26copy of Clive Barker's Next Testament book, of which only 100 copies were ever printed.
09:32Now listen up, girls, this is it.
09:34You have the rest of the week to prepare your looks, and then you will reveal your creations
09:37here on the runway for the first horror show of the season.
09:41Do your best, ladies.
09:43The penalty for failure this week is positively painful.
09:57Well, hi, everybody.
09:58I'm Bitch Puddin'.
09:59I'm the mouth of Atlanta, Georgia, I guess you could say.
10:02But, yeah, I'm from Atlanta.
10:03Hi, everybody.
10:04My name is Erika Clash.
10:05I'm originally from New York City, born and raised, but now I live in San Francisco.
10:08I moved there with my boyfriend five months ago.
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12:46I hate you all, so...
12:47Congrats on the one thing you're going to win this season.
12:48Oh, please, girl.
12:49I wear a mask and I got on here, honey.
12:50I am from Florida originally, but I currently reside in...
12:51Phoenix, Arizona.
12:52There's actually not really a scene for the kind of weirdos out there, so I'm pretty much
12:53on my own out there in the desert, sitting at home making shit.
12:54I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.
12:55Not originally, but that's where I am now.
12:56Where are you from originally?
12:57I'm from Florida.
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13:10I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.
13:11Not originally, but that's where I am now.
13:13Where are you from originally?
13:14I'm from Florida.
13:15I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.
13:16Not originally, but that's where I am now.
13:17Where are you from originally?
13:18I'm from Florida.
13:19Oh, my goodness.
13:20Two Floridians.
13:21Yeah, two Floridians.
13:22I'm familiar with Bitch Pudding.
13:23We were on the same cast together.
13:24Wait, so you guys are not in the cast no more?
13:25No, I got fired.
13:26That's what I heard.
13:27No.
13:28Who did?
13:29I got fired.
13:30Who did?
13:31I got fired.
13:32Why?
13:33Because she's a mess too.
13:34I got fired.
13:35No, I got fired because I did a number with blood on it.
13:36you, bitch pudding. You did not get fired for just spilling a little bit of blood, okay?
13:42You brought down the whole dressing room. Every time you stepped in there, the whole
13:46energy changed.
13:47Okay.
13:48Dang, everybody's so hostile right off the bat.
13:53You put minimal to no effort in all of your performances.
13:56Yeah, but you didn't fuck yourself with a fucking crucifix, did you, Mary?
14:01Yeah, I did.
14:02I actually admire the fuck out of that artist in the corner over there.
14:06I'm the one that she moved to Atlanta for because she was asking me about my drag.
14:10You have it totally backwards.
14:11You were asking me about drag, and I was like, I'm inspired by your character. I feel like
14:14you should fucking move here, and you did.
14:16Here's the thing, bitch pudding.
14:17Here's the thing.
14:18The bitch pudding that you fell in love with is not the one you see now.
14:22I need to know the real tea.
14:23You go for the top shelf for your words right now. I did not fall in love for bitch pudding.
14:28You were punk, but then when I got there, you fell into this fucking pageant rut, and
14:34look at you now.
14:36Wearing a Beyonce costume.
14:37Wearing a Beyonce costume.
14:38I mean, or it could be any pop diva, really. It's basic as fuck.
14:41So, Disasterina, what's the tea about you, hon?
14:45Well, my name is Disasterina. I'm LA's most disastrous drag queen.
14:49Don't hide your shit.
14:50We can tell.
14:51What planet is Disasterina from?
14:54Disasterina is so kooky and weird. I love it.
14:57I'm LA's most disastrous drag queen. I'm a kooky comedy trash bitch.
15:03What do you identify as? Like, gay, straight, queer?
15:06Um.
15:07That's a pressing question. Like, hi, how are you?
15:10I'd say heteroflexible.
15:12Okay.
15:13Oh, interesting.
15:14Meaning?
15:15Meaning I'm married to a lady.
15:16Shut the fuck up.
15:17Wow.
15:18She really is a disaster.
15:20See, here I was trying to figure out what Disasterina looked like out of drag.
15:23Still trying to figure out this bitch's age, though.
15:24She's a dad.
15:25No, it's not like that. It's really true.
15:26Why did you go in on her so fast?
15:28I wanted to get it out of the way.
15:30Well, I'm from Florida.
15:32Shut up.
15:33Yeah, um, Orlando, Florida is where I'm from.
15:36But I used to be from a little town called...
15:38Everybody remembers the bitch pudding that was, like, punk.
15:42Her numbers, like, the other show is supposed to be weird and different.
15:45That's what we're known for.
15:47And I just feel like...
15:50Oh, you talking about somebody? You want to talk about it with me?
15:53Yeah. I feel like what you did changed everything.
15:58You put such a strain on my relationship by just flicking me in the dick in front of my boyfriend.
16:03She flicked him dick?
16:04She flicked me in the dick right in front of my boyfriend.
16:07We're on stage.
16:08And now I have to fight my fucking boyfriend every other month
16:12and he'll pull up the fucking video of you grabbing me on stage
16:16and making out with my face without my consent.
16:19Yeah, but girl, I try to not give my two cents to people in relationships,
16:22but that sounds like maybe not the ideal relationship situation for you.
16:26Just as a side note, maybe you don't want that.
16:30I felt violated.
16:31I think it's funny you're bringing all of this up right now instead of us as sisters.
16:36I don't consider you a sister.
16:37Well, I find it's really weird that you're bringing all of this up, like, here now.
16:41I had brought it up to you.
16:43We addressed it. I never touched you physically again.
16:46But it didn't stop you fucking almost throwing me off the stage during the lip sync.
16:49You pushed me first.
16:50No, girl, if you rolled the tape, you rodeo my ass around and I almost fell off.
16:54And you know what? Regardless of even that moment,
16:56like, I just was in honor of two of the Atlanta's fucking monsters
16:59representing their state on that platform.
17:01You are not a monster, though.
17:03You look like a basic middle-aged white woman.
17:05I'm a basic middle-aged white woman.
17:07I know, but that's not fair because you also aren't dressed very well either.
17:11And you're basic, too.
17:12Oh, I'm just great. Look at these hairy legs, motherfucker.
17:14Let me just say this.
17:15The moment that we start saying you're not a monster and you are
17:18defeats the whole purpose of the competition.
17:19Of this show.
17:20Exactly.
17:22Let's just give it a minute to feel each other out before we start getting crazy.
17:25Put the scissors down.
17:27She's threatening us with scissors.
17:30All I want to say...
17:31But see, I'm not...
17:32I don't look at myself as the typical Dragula queen.
17:34No.
17:35But at the same time, I've had...
17:36But you're you.
17:37You're authentically you.
17:38But all of us, because we're in some way different, have paid a price locally.
17:41Right or wrong?
17:42Right.
17:43So we all deserve to be here just based on that.
17:45Right.
17:46Whether or not we're all talented at the same level remains to be seen.
17:48I just want to say, I didn't really have a problem with you.
17:52Until I campaigned for a year to get on this show.
17:56I made everyone aware of me.
17:58I worked really hard to perfect my vision.
18:00You said nothing about this show.
18:02And then you show up and take that moment from me.
18:07Like, okay bitch, let's go.
18:09If you want to be down and dirty, that's fine.
18:11I'm not playing that game because I'm a bigger person.
18:14Why did they feel like you should be here?
18:19I don't know how to go about this competition now.
18:21I thought she was a sister.
18:23So bitch quoting turned into this pageant queen.
18:27And now she wants to go back to being a monster.
18:30I don't believe it.
18:32I think that Avora carries the monster aesthetic really well.
18:37And I think she's really good at it.
18:39But I think that the monster comes from inside of each and every one of us.
18:45Like, we honestly haven't really seen what each other brings to the table.
18:49I'm not intimidated by no bitch.
18:52Because I know what I'm capable of doing.
18:54And I have the discipline that the military instilled in me to do anything.
18:59I can do any fucking thing that they ask me to do.
19:02So who's the bottom for you then?
19:04The bottom for me?
19:06Who do you think is going home next? Right away, first.
19:08Let's get down to it.
19:10If you can do anything, bitch, answer the question.
19:12If you would shut up for two seconds.
19:15Because if your mouth is moving, then that means you're not listening.
19:20I honestly feel like you.
19:23Okay.
19:25Do you want to know why?
19:26Please tell me.
19:27Because I feel like you don't look like your Instagram pictures.
19:29Oh, what?
19:31I mean, I can see her bald cap.
19:33I know that James uses Facetune a lot.
19:36And I'm not really a fan of queens that do that at all.
19:38I want James to go home because she's a bitch.
19:40She thinks she's pretty.
19:42She's a hype.
19:44She needs to go home.
19:46You're not Gary.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:50You have hairy legs.
19:52Is it intimidating being a black, cross-dressing gay man in the military?
19:54It's not.
19:56Because my parents raised me to have a really thick skin.
19:58And point blank period, they always told me,
20:00if anybody got something to say to you,
20:02you can handle it in the grass.
20:04There's plenty of grass to roll around in.
20:06I don't mind fighting anybody.
20:08So if anybody has something to say to me or about me,
20:10say it to my face.
20:13Just for all y'all, if somebody goes behind my back
20:15and tells you something that I said,
20:17come to me because I'll tell you exactly what I said
20:19and how I said it.
20:21Bye.
20:23Welcome to Dragula, fuckers.
20:42Hello, darlings.
20:44And welcome to the Dragula Floor Show.
20:46Tonight, we've challenged our monsters
20:48to serve us their most sickening cinebite looks,
20:50inspired by Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
20:52And here with us to help evaluate our queens' performances
20:54are our guests.
20:56Welcome to the Dragula Floor Show.
20:58Tonight, we've challenged our monsters
21:00to serve us their most sickening cinebite looks,
21:02inspired by Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
21:04And here with us to help evaluate our queens' performances
21:06are our guests.
21:08Welcome to the Dragula Floor Show.
21:10Tonight, we've challenged our monsters
21:12to serve us their most sickening cinebite looks,
21:14inspired by Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
21:16And here with us to help evaluate our queens' performances
21:18are our special ghoul friends,
21:20Mr. Gage Munster.
21:22And the world's most glamorous trash can,
21:24Willem.
21:26We want to thank you both for being with us tonight.
21:28Willem, you are uniquely qualified
21:30to judge a punk drag pageant
21:32because you literally threw up on your career
21:34and made a fortune doing it.
21:36That's me.
21:38You know, I want a girl that smells like Febreze.
21:40That'll let me borrow her hairspray.
21:42That'll blow a producer if she has to and write a book.
21:44I'm talking literate bitches.
21:46It's good, Judy. That's what I want to think.
21:48All right.
21:50Gage, you are a genius special effects makeup artist.
21:52Are you sure you don't want to throw on a pair of tits
21:54and maybe join this pageant yourself?
21:56Sure, if you want two more hairy things
21:58in the competition, I'm in.
22:00Thank you both for joining us,
22:02but I think the time has come.
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25:28Well, that was hideous, but I loved it.
25:30I loved it. I loved it.
25:32Have the girls passed psych evals?
25:33Do we know if our criticisms will cause them to kill themselves?
25:36Probably, but...
25:38So let's talk about each of the girls
25:39and see who you guys liked and didn't like.
25:41Victoria.
25:42Bitch, she had a whole central nervous system
25:44coming out of her neck.
25:45She did.
25:46That was some good makeup.
25:47All right, what did you guys think about Monique?
25:48I didn't really get Cinnabite from it.
25:50I got a Cinnabite if you left it in the oven too long.
25:52I was disappointed overall with Monique.
25:54It was very leather face-ish,
25:56more than a Cinnabite.
25:57What did you call me?
25:58What did we think about Dali?
26:00Pork's the other right meat.
26:01She was good.
26:02Hers was a full look from head to toe.
26:04Except for that ratty-ass tail.
26:05It should have been curly.
26:06I loved it.
26:07Why was that?
26:08It needed a perm.
26:09It was hot in here.
26:10Yes.
26:11Erika.
26:12Oof.
26:13I was disappointed in Erika.
26:14I think she has a lot of potential.
26:15She's really creative.
26:16I don't know what happened.
26:17Somebody's got to go home first.
26:18The girl, too, before her,
26:19had her whole fucking spine shooting out her neck.
26:21Yeah.
26:22And then she comes out with sharpie veins on a unitard.
26:24Kenja's next.
26:25There's something promising about her.
26:27The one thing I'll say is when I looked at her,
26:29I was like, she looks cool.
26:31She looks like a character from, like, Mad Max.
26:33A little Storm or something.
26:34Yeah, exactly.
26:35So I'm like, I want to see more.
26:36Her face was deep.
26:37I want to see what she can do, I think.
26:38Yeah.
26:40That brings us to Disasterina.
26:41Well, you said it.
26:42Her runway was terrible.
26:44Runway was bucket-less.
26:46Yeah.
26:47We can't even call it runway, I don't think.
26:48It's terrible that that happened,
26:49because, you know, her look was so strong,
26:51I feel like she could have potentially won it
26:53if she had came out and served it.
26:55But that's something she's really going to have to work on.
26:57Okay, let's talk about Bitch Pudding.
26:59It was one of those looks that came out tonight
27:00that you didn't know exactly what you were looking at.
27:03Did you know what it was immediately?
27:05I didn't know.
27:06I knew it was skin, and it was supposed to be skin.
27:07I thought it was eczema.
27:08She looked like a drag queen that kind of, you know,
27:10got messed up on the way to her gig,
27:11as opposed to a Cinnabite.
27:12Not like Cinnabunt, Hamburger, Mary Brunch.
27:14Right. Exactly.
27:16Let's get to Abora.
27:18Abora was one of my favorites.
27:19Yeah, me too.
27:20For me, I was waiting for a girl to come out
27:21and show me a character that I would dream about,
27:23like someone from a nightmare.
27:25And when I saw her, I was like, this is it.
27:27Let's talk about James Majesty.
27:30Let's.
27:31Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
27:33Body.
27:34Extreme body modification for sex.
27:37I thought he did great as well.
27:38Oh, there was definitely an outcall.
27:39All the way.
27:40And then there's Felony.
27:42Felony Dodger.
27:43You know, I think he's got a good thought process
27:45for his creativity,
27:46but the style level was really low for me.
27:49I can't.
27:50The 1993 club kid shoes, I can't.
27:52Did you guys enjoy your experience tonight?
27:54Yeah.
27:55Yes, very much so.
27:56The best is yet to come,
27:57because we get to tell them how great they were
27:59and how terrible they were.
28:00All right, so let's have Israel
28:01bring the girls up from the basement,
28:03and let's pass judgment.
28:07Ah!
28:23Ladies, that floor show was disgusting.
28:25Thank you.
28:27And before we get into judgment,
28:28I just want to remind you that
28:30we are here to put you to the test.
28:31We want to help you become the most potent
28:33and powerful version of yourselves possible.
28:36Now, if I call your name,
28:38please slither forward.
28:59You five were our strongest competitors tonight,
29:02so congratulations.
29:04The rest of you ladies can leave the stage.
29:12Victoria, your special effects artistry
29:16wowed me tonight.
29:17It's amazing.
29:18Can you turn around and let us see that back?
29:21Ooh.
29:22Wow.
29:23I'll have to agree, Victoria.
29:24I think there was so much detailing here.
29:25If I had one criticism, it might be that
29:27it's too close to the movie.
29:29Hi, James.
29:30I really love this look from you tonight.
29:31It was the challenge spot on.
29:33The challenge was to do a Cinnabite look
29:36inspired by your drag, which you did.
29:38You're very sexual and dirty,
29:39and this was a perfect fit.
29:41James, when I saw this, I thought,
29:43sex, sex, sex.
29:44Like, over body modification,
29:46obsession with plastic surgery,
29:47fluids, the weird extension in your nails.
29:50You kept putting them in your mouth
29:51like I was on board from the beginning.
29:54Girl, you're giving me sexy Gollum hooker,
29:56and I love it.
29:57Abora, against the other girls tonight,
29:59you really stood out.
30:00Very avant-garde, high fashion.
30:02I love the baby faces on the boobs.
30:04I love the baby face in the rear.
30:06I am the mother that takes instead of gives.
30:11The cut of your outfit and the color
30:13set you apart from the rest of the girls,
30:15which I appreciated.
30:16You need a friend who will help you
30:17with your hair, though,
30:18because that wig ain't right.
30:19All right, Disasterina.
30:20I love that your ponytails go in your mouth
30:23and come out your chest
30:24and have these weird little mouths on them.
30:26Your runway was terrible,
30:27so that's something that you really need to work on.
30:29That's the only thing that held you back tonight.
30:31Your outfit for me was a 10,
30:32but your delivery was lacking.
30:34Bitch, I want you on my porch for Halloween next year.
30:37You look great.
30:38But your presentation,
30:39you need to work on it,
30:40because ain't nobody gonna want to look at you
30:42if you walk like that.
30:43Dolly, you did a full character,
30:45which is always a plus
30:46from head to toe, front to back.
30:47You gave us sex pig realness tonight,
30:49which I think is what would happen to you
30:51if you became a centipide, right?
30:53I'm very driven by sex and leather,
30:55so I figured if I was gonna go out,
30:57I figured I'd probably come back as a literal pig.
31:00Bitch, I don't mean to beat down,
31:02but you are giving me
31:03Miss Piggy's anorexic teen daughter
31:05escapes from a group home
31:06to turn tricks for Tina.
31:08I love it.
31:09Well, all of you ladies were stars tonight.
31:11One of you shined just a little bit brighter than the rest,
31:14and that monster is...
31:20James Majesty.
31:21Oh, my God.
31:23Oh, my God.
31:24Um, total shock.
31:25I thought for sure Victoria was gonna win
31:27off her fancy prosthetics and her really clean outfit.
31:30I was like, damn, this bitch has it in the bag.
31:32I'm kind of confused why I didn't win this week's challenge.
31:35I put a shit ton of work in and a lot of preparation,
31:38and somehow it didn't pay off.
31:40You have won the first challenge
31:42as well as the deluxe edition of Clive Barker's Next Testament.
31:46Congratulations.
31:47You guys are done,
31:48and you can send your sisters out on the stage, please.
31:50I thought I was gonna win. That's bullshit.
31:53Go on. Get out.
31:54Get out.
31:55Kick rocks, ho.
32:01You five didn't win.
32:03And for three of you, you're going to fight,
32:05not only to stay in this competition,
32:08but also to survive the extermination.
32:10We're gonna go down the line and give you some feedback,
32:12and we're going to start with Felony.
32:14I think you need some mirrors on your face, too,
32:16to pull the look together, make it cohesive.
32:19Quit drag.
32:20Your outfit is lacking style tonight.
32:23On top of that, you're wearing those 1993 Club Kid boots,
32:26and let me just warn all of you while you're here,
32:29wearing those boots on this show is a fatal decision.
32:33The outfit was one that kind of threw me tonight.
32:36I think the back of it actually reads a lot more Cinebite.
32:39Could you go ahead and turn around?
32:41Yeah, see, that looks more Cinebite.
32:43So much cooler.
32:44Yeah, the back of your outfit looks better than the front.
32:46Okay, excellent. Thank you.
32:48Let's go on to Bitch.
32:50Bitch, are you wondering why you're here right now?
32:52I don't know why I'm here.
32:53Why do you think you're here?
32:54I'm here because I didn't sell it on the runway at Burns.
32:56And it's about the story here.
32:57How did you die?
32:58How is this a manifestation of your drag?
33:00I love your outfit tonight.
33:01I think that you did a fantastic job,
33:03and I appreciate that you did your special effects from head to toe.
33:07You know, I know how difficult it is to do that much
33:09in such a short amount of time.
33:10You even did your butt.
33:11Oh, Bitch, don't forget her butt cheeks.
33:12Yeah.
33:13My only problem that I even wrote down was that it didn't read Cinebite.
33:17Okay, next let's move to Erica.
33:19When you took your hair off, you removed it.
33:21You wouldn't be removing your hair.
33:22You'd be pulling it off and, like, killing it.
33:24I appreciate the Rubik's Cube.
33:26I think it's a nice homage to the puzzle box from the original Hellraiser.
33:30It plays to your—
33:31I'm so glad you noticed that.
33:32Yeah, it plays to this toy kawaii thing you have going on.
33:34I just don't think this was your night.
33:36I really struggled trying to make what I do fit into the challenge,
33:41and I just feel really disappointed that I wasn't able to pull it out.
33:45Hi, Kendra.
33:46I liked the barbed wire.
33:47I just wish that there was more of it.
33:48And it just felt a little more draggy than Cinebite to me.
33:51When you came out, I thought, wow, she looks cool.
33:53I like your beat, and I like the style of what you did.
33:56I was really, really hoping for a full barbed wire, top-knot fantasy,
34:01like down past her ass and, like, whipping it around.
34:03You need to adjust if you want to stick around.
34:05Hi, Monique.
34:06Hi.
34:07Your drag tonight left me really torn, personally.
34:11I couldn't tell if it was, you know, messy and punky and intentional
34:15or if it was just kind of sloppy.
34:16Well, I always wear a mask.
34:17Okay.
34:18Every time is a mask.
34:19Perfect.
34:20Okay.
34:21I'm all masks, so I thought this was, like, the perfect Cinebite
34:23because it is my mask ripped up.
34:25It's your drag manifesto.
34:26It's my drag.
34:27Yeah, perfect.
34:28I was seeing other people's Cinebites that came out with, like,
34:30pig noses or stuff like that.
34:31Right, right.
34:32That didn't make sense to me because that wasn't who they were.
34:34Right.
34:35So this, to me, I thought, I know my outfit is pedestrian as fuck,
34:37but my face, I thought.
34:39Got it.
34:40I thought.
34:41Monique, you look great from the head to about the neck,
34:43and then from below, it's like you didn't finish your outfit.
34:46I just came in thinking that I had that one down because of my mask,
34:49and it just goes to show you don't know what's going to happen.
34:54I think if you wear a mask, do your thing.
34:57Shine on.
34:58But you should probably think about what you're doing from the shoulders
35:01down, too.
35:03I'm a huge Austin Young fan, so I love the Try Animals.
35:06I think that you're giving the perfect Austin Young portrait from here up,
35:12but I need more Full Fantasy 360.
35:14We weren't sure if you were doing this on purpose
35:16or if you just weren't very talented.
35:19So I want to take this moment and bring our attention back to Bitch Pudding.
35:22You're in this group because you were sort of in the middle,
35:24and the other five just sort of outperformed you.
35:26I think you just have to refine the messages that you're trying to send.
35:29Your makeup is great, and you're in.
35:32You can leave the stage.
35:33Thank you guys so much.
35:35Throw out those boots.
35:37Kendra, beat it.
35:40You can leave the stage.
35:41Yeah!
35:43Thank you.
35:46When the belays told me to get the hell off the stage,
35:49I must have saw Jesus.
35:51I'm safe, bitch.
35:53That means for the three of you, Felony Erica and Monique,
35:56you're up for extermination.
35:59Tonight you're going to experience a little slice of hell
36:02in what we like to call our Human Pincushion Challenge.
36:07Let's bring out the model.
36:10Turn around and look, ladies.
36:12This is how you're going to be spending the rest of your night tonight.
36:17The three of you will be separated and strapped into a chair
36:20and administered with flesh-piercing needles.
36:22The more you can take, the more convinced we might be that you should stay.
36:26Keep in mind, you'll have no idea how many needles the other girls have taken
36:30because you're going to be separated.
36:32So make sure that you push yourself and take as much as you can.
36:36Your life depends on it.
36:38We will then consider how each of you performed in the floor show
36:41and how well you fared in the extermination
36:43to decide which of you will move on in this competition.
36:47Israel!
36:49Take them to the dungeon.
36:53I've never had a piercing before,
36:55so this will be a really good introduction.
36:58This is going to be fun.
37:00Obviously.
37:02I worked hard to be here and I don't want to go home.
37:05Have I ever been pierced?
37:07I have a four-gauge Prince Albert. That was fun.
37:10Septum stretched out too much.
37:12I don't want to go home.
37:14I've never had a piercing before,
37:16so this will be a really good introduction.
37:18This is going to be fun.
37:20Septum stretched out to a four.
37:23Ears stretched out, already scalpeled down.
37:26This is going to be a skate walk.
37:28Tighter?
37:30Thank you.
37:34Do it.
37:36Deep breath in.
37:40Oh, wait, wait, wait.
37:42Are we doing big gauges today?
37:44Oi!
37:46Okay.
37:48Sorry.
37:50Give it to me.
37:52Deep breath in.
37:54And exhale.
37:56Oh!
37:58Oh!
38:00Okay.
38:02Oh!
38:08My lip band.
38:12It feels numb, but it's exhilarating.
38:15Oh!
38:17That one hurt.
38:19Needles just don't scare me.
38:21Really, queen?
38:25Oh!
38:27Oh!
38:29Oh, shit.
38:31Do you have bigger ones?
38:33Oh, that one hurts way more.
38:36Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
38:38I haven't even flinched once.
38:40I have not lost a life yet.
38:42It's not game over for Miss Erica Clash.
38:44Oh, it's bleeding. It's bleeding.
38:46And also, I just stapled myself 20 times on the face, so...
38:50I'm afraid that there's gonna be a scar.
38:53I'm afraid that my skin's gonna rip off.
38:56I'm shaking.
39:05I did this so that I could face my fears,
39:07and this has been a fear of mine.
39:09So I'm gonna fucking face it. I have been facing it.
39:11Give me more. That one hurt.
39:13That one really hurt.
39:15Oh, my God, it hurts.
39:17Ooh. Ooh.
39:19Ooh. Ow!
39:21Ooh.
39:23The pain is in my mind.
39:25The pain is in my mind, and it's not gonna beat me.
39:28It's not gonna beat me.
39:30Take one more?
39:32Yeah, give it to me.
39:34Ready? Yeah. Fucking ready.
39:36Oh, you got a big girl. Yay.
39:38That's not a question for me.
39:40Like, to do it or not to do it.
39:42Just do it.
39:45Oh, Jesus. Whoo!
39:47All right. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
39:51Aah!
39:58Ow!
40:00Is there another one? I want another one.
40:02Give me another one. I'm fucking facing this fear.
40:05I'm not going home, bitches.
40:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:13I'm not going anywhere.
40:15Y'all stuck with me,
40:17and I'm gonna make all of your lives a living hell.
40:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:27Ooh.
40:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:37I'm gonna have two years sober during this competition.
40:40These needles kind of reflect a lot of that for me.
40:43Mind over matter.
40:45Like I said, the fear is in my mind,
40:47and I fucking conquered it.
40:49I think James should have been down here
40:51because she's not a monster.
40:54Her look wasn't cohesive.
40:56Her look was hot glue on wires.
41:00I've done a lot of work to be in this competition,
41:03and I believe that I have what it takes to go all the way.
41:07My nails still look good.
41:09My face still looks good.
41:11And I'm not going anywhere.
41:14Not tonight.
41:16Not today. Not next week.
41:19Me never having been through it before,
41:21the unknown, was scary.
41:24For sure.
41:27I'm so fucking glad I did it, though.
41:29It was really, like...
41:32really exhilarating, really.
41:34I was made for this competition.
41:36In my eyes, I'm the only monster here.
41:39growl
41:41screech
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42:15Oh, God!
42:17Oh, God!
42:21Oh, God!
42:23No!
42:26Not the stakes! Not the stakes!
42:31growl
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42:39growl
42:41growl
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