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Akshay Kumar movies
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00:00I'm Raju speaking. Listen, I need a bungalow between the race course and the gulf course.
00:06I also need a private pond with water proof fishes, a private stadium and a multiplex to watch a movie.
00:13What was that? I'll call you later.
00:20Did you win 8-10 lotteries in a row?
00:23No, these lotteries are for the poor. I do business.
00:28What kind of business?
00:30I'll tell you.
00:32This Tata, Birla, Ambani, Devi Prasad, how did they become rich?
00:36I found his secret.
00:38He smokes?
00:40It's not a cigarette, Babu.
00:42It's a secret.
00:44They put all the money in a cheat fund.
00:47In 21 days, the money doubles.
00:49In 21 more days, the money doubles.
00:51In 21 more days, the money doubles.
00:538 times.
00:5416 times.
00:5532 times.
00:56That's why I thought I'd leave 5 crores for you.
01:01Babu, don't listen to this fraud.
01:04Leave the crores, he'll get us on the road.
01:06No, Babu.
01:08My right eye has been twitching since morning.
01:11I think we'll definitely become millionaires.
01:14If that was the case, every story would be about millionaires.
01:18Oh, Lord Ganesha.
01:21Oh, Lord Ganesha.
01:27Here, Babu.
01:29What do I get?
01:30You said you'd give me 5 crores.
01:32I've never seen a rich man beg like a beggar.
01:35Let me invest.
01:37You guys get it.
01:38What?
01:39Give me 10 lakhs and sign this form.
01:41No, I won't.
01:42I won't.
01:43If you give me 1 crore, I'll invest it.
01:45I'll get 2 crores in 21 days.
01:47Here, read it.
01:49Read it.
01:50Read it, Babu.
01:53It's written that the money will double in 21 days.
01:56If you give me 1 crore, it'll double.
01:58It'll double?
01:59Give it to me.
02:00I trust Raju.
02:02Here, I'll give you my 10 lakhs.
02:05Come on.
02:06Sign it, you idiot.
02:08Babu, but...
02:09Come on, sign it.
02:16What's going on?
02:17Did you guys hear anything?
02:18He always hears something.
02:20I can't hear anything.
02:21There's no music.
02:22There's no radio or TV.
02:23Sign it, you idiot.
02:24Come on, sign it.
02:28I can hear something.
02:29You guys...
02:30Come on, sign it.
02:31Come on, sign it.
02:36That's fine.
02:37But listen.
02:38We have 30 lakhs.
02:40How will you get the remaining 70 lakhs?
02:42You guys trust me, right?
02:44Yes.
02:45I trust God.
02:46I'll find a way to get the remaining 70 lakhs.
02:49Okay?
02:50He's a good man.
02:52Babu, I'm telling you.
02:54Raju will get us killed.
02:55Sign it.
02:56You don't worry.
03:00Mangalmurthy.
03:02God, my money will double.
03:09Raju!
03:19The car stopped again.
03:22How will I get the remaining 70 lakhs?
03:28My hands are itching.
03:30Your brother is alive.
03:31Don't worry about the money.
03:33That's right.
03:34If you call me brother,
03:35I'll get a promotion.
03:37That's for sure.
03:38Hold this.
03:39Thank you, brother.
03:40Hold this.
03:41Look.
03:42I'll give it to you.
03:43Do you hear me?
03:44I'll give it to you.
03:49If you have any problem,
03:51just call me.
03:52I'll give it to you.
03:53Don't worry.
03:54Chotu!
03:55Yes, sir?
03:57Get me a cup of tea.
03:58It'll be fun.
03:59I don't have change.
04:00Here's your tip.
04:021000 rupees?
04:03It's a tip.
04:041000 rupees?
04:05A tip?
04:06I'll pay you later.
04:07Thank you, sir.
04:08This country is so dirty.
04:11I wish.
04:25Hey, Chotu.
04:26Yes, sir?
04:27Why don't you sell my bungalow
04:28and get me 3-4 chairs?
04:29It's so hot.
04:33If you're so fat,
04:34why don't you drink tea
04:35in a 5-star hotel?
04:36I'm used to it.
04:37There was a time
04:38when we were poor.
04:40We became millionaires overnight.
04:41Millionaires overnight?
04:42Yes.
04:43How?
04:44Millionaires in 25 days.
04:47Millionaires in 25 days?
04:51Am I from a village?
04:53Is printing fake notes a business?
04:55It's not a business.
04:56It's...
04:58Hey,
04:59get lost.
05:00Get lost.
05:01It's a scheme.
05:03I've got the rich people's scheme.
05:06Double the money in 25 days.
05:08Double?
05:09Double the money in 25 days?
05:13So,
05:14I have to double the money too?
05:16This scheme is not for
05:17some low-class people.
05:19You need a good identity
05:20and a good reputation.
05:21Hey,
05:22get me tea, bro.
05:23Bro,
05:24I've got my identity now.
05:25Hey,
05:26make a special tea for sir.
05:27Hey,
05:28how long has it been
05:29since you left?
05:30It's been 7 minutes now, bro.
05:31Hey.
05:32Bro, please.
05:33Okay, okay.
05:34Okay, okay.
05:35At least 70...
05:36Tea.
05:39Did you put sugar in it?
05:40Yes.
05:41Go, go, go.
05:42Go, go, go.
05:43Go, go, go.
05:44Bro.
05:45Bro.
05:46For this,
05:47I need at least 70 lakhs.
05:4870 lakhs?
05:49Speak louder
05:50and tell people about the scheme.
05:52I don't have 70 lakhs.
05:53I need 50 lakhs.
05:54There can't be a scheme less than that.
05:5650 lakhs,
05:57then my work is done.
05:59Hey, listen, listen, listen.
06:00Sit.
06:01Don't be so sad.
06:03I have another scheme in my mind
06:05which costs
06:0630 lakhs.
06:0730 lakhs?
06:08Yes.
06:09Bro, I have 20 lakhs.
06:11Shit.
06:12Do something, bro.
06:13Okay, okay, okay.
06:14Do one thing.
06:16Where is the money?
06:17It's next to me, bro.
06:18Cash?
06:19Can you bring it now?
06:20Yes, I can bring it now.
06:21Do one thing.
06:22Bring number 22 to the bungalow.
06:23Yes, bro.
06:24No money.
06:25Okay.
06:26You go to the bungalow.
06:27I'll bring the money right now.
06:28Okay.
06:29Go, go, go.
06:30Where do I get the remaining 50 lakhs from?
06:34Bro, what's its guarantee?
06:35What guarantee?
06:36You want security, right?
06:37You go.
06:38I'm, bro.
06:39You go back.
06:40No, bro.
06:41No, this scheme is not for you.
06:42You go, I'll come later.
06:43Hey, bro, bro.
06:44You go.
06:45You go, my answer is bad.
06:46You go.
06:47Forgive me.
06:48You are my Godfather, bro.
06:49You go.
06:50Take the money.
06:51Go and give sweets to your kids.
06:52The 10 rupees scheme is good for you.
06:53I have complete faith in you, bro.
06:54I will get it for you, bro.
06:55Okay, fine.
06:56I'll reach the bungalow right now.
06:57Okay.
06:58You'll come, right?
06:59I'll come, bro.
07:00Are you sure?
07:01I'll come 100 percent, bro.
07:02Hey, Halkat, if we work here, you're going to wander around like a watchman.
07:12Hey, I'm waiting for 20 lakhs.
07:14Huh?
07:15Is that 20 lakhs going to come to you walking like this?
07:17Take it that way.
07:18Why?
07:19Is that 20 lakhs going to come to you walking like a taxi or a rickshaw?
07:22You're making a great joke.
07:25Hey, laugh, Halkat.
07:26Laugh.
07:27Hahaha!
07:30Babu bhaiya, a man is coming.
07:32I've put him into the bottle.
07:34Oh, god.
07:35Bottles are such a thing.
07:38Big people get off.
07:40Hey, mechanic.
07:42You coughed all night.
07:43Go and take 2 drops from my bottle.
07:45Go.
07:46Why?
07:47Will coughing go away by drinking?
07:48My father's garage is gone in the alcohol.
07:51The whole property is gone.
07:53Even my father is gone.
07:54Why can't you cough?
07:56Boys, boys, boys, he's coming.
07:58No one is going to say a word.
08:00No one is going to say a word.
08:02No one is going to say a word.
08:03Then what are you going to say?
08:04That's the problem. What are you going to say?
08:06Hey, don't hang out with him.
08:08You'll go crazy.
08:10You go. You work. You work.
08:19Hey!
08:20You came so early.
08:22Did you bring the money?
08:23Yes, yes.
08:24Oh, man.
08:25He's going to be rich.
08:29This is...
08:30This is my gardener.
08:31Hey, mister.
08:32Give me water.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:35You're calling me mister?
08:38I'll have to teach you a lesson.
08:40This is your gardener.
08:41He was there the other day.
08:42Yes, he was flying it. I know.
08:45You see, whenever he gets paid,
08:47he brings it to me and gives it to me.
08:48I double it.
08:50And he goes and flies it.
08:55He was there the other day.
08:56He's a driver.
08:57Hey, driver.
08:58I told you to keep the money in the trunk.
09:00Hey, shut up.
09:05He called you a shut up?
09:06He's like my father.
09:08He raised me since I was five years old.
09:11He's been my driver since then.
09:13Five years?
09:14But he looks like you.
09:19Have you heard of plastic surgery?
09:21He spent four crore rupees
09:23to put plastic in his mouth.
09:26He's even joined a gym.
09:27He looks like a 60-year-old.
09:29No, no.
09:31If you have money,
09:32what can't you do?
09:33Did you bring the money?
09:34Yes, I did.
09:35Let's sit inside and count it.
09:37There's nothing inside.
09:38We don't sit around.
09:39We should get some water.
09:40Who drinks water?
09:41Water is only for plants.
09:42We only drink beer.
09:43Save water, drink beer.
09:44That's our motto.
09:45It'll double in 25 days, right?
09:47If you give it to me, it'll double.
09:49Here you go.
09:50It'll double in 25 days.
09:52Okay, bye.
09:53Okay, bye.
09:54Okay, bye.