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00:00:00Your kind attention please. A very special announcement.

00:00:05Chinese General Mr. and Mrs. Zhang will be with us very shortly

00:00:10for the Indo-Chinese cultural event of glorious Gujarat.

00:00:30Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:00:35Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:00:40Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:00:45Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:00:50Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:00:55Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:00Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:05Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:10Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:15Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:20Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:25Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:30Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:35Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:40Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:45Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:50Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:01:55Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:00Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:05Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:10Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:15Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:20Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:25Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:30Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:02:35Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:05Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:10Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:15Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:20Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:25Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:30Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:35Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:40Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:45Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:50Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:03:55Gujarat is the capital of India.

00:04:25You'll have to save your partner too, Raghu.

00:04:28What are you two doing with General Zeng in this photo?

00:04:31Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:04:33Is it forbidden to take photos with Chinese people?

00:04:35Please be serious.

00:04:36This is a high-profile case of the Chinese government.

00:04:39If it is proven that the Chinese general was murdered in India,

00:04:42then India will be infamous in the UN.

00:04:45Of course, I understand.

00:04:47What is this?

00:04:48Don't ask.

00:04:50Samadhi.

00:04:51Attack.

00:04:52Kwanpatang.

00:04:53Chakalingkul.

00:04:54Women's funeral.

00:04:55Nishishow.

00:04:57Tell me the title.

00:04:58This is Tiger Soup.

00:04:59Tiger's body parts are added to it.

00:05:02I don't handle manufacturing.

00:05:04Okay, then.

00:05:05Let's call the one who handles it.

00:05:08Let's ask him.

00:05:10Where is Raghu hiding?

00:05:13Your work is very hard.

00:05:15You have to read so many files.

00:05:18And you have to solve every case.

00:05:20Agha.

00:05:21Shut up.

00:05:22You have to answer only what the boss asks.

00:05:24Okay?

00:05:25Where is Raghu?

00:05:27No idea, son.

00:05:28Son.

00:05:30Are you here to get your relatives married?

00:05:32Tell me clearly.

00:05:33Where is Raghu hiding?

00:05:34And how long has your Tiger Soup business been going on?

00:05:37Raghu came from China.

00:05:41And why did Raghu go to China?

00:05:43Sir.

00:05:45We searched his entire house.

00:05:47But we didn't find him.

00:05:48And there was a bird like a rooster behind his house.

00:05:52It's called Emu.

00:05:59E-M-U.

00:06:01Emu.

00:06:02Emu?

00:06:03Yes.

00:06:04Raghu is very...

00:06:06How do you say it in English?

00:06:08Enter...

00:06:09Enter...

00:06:10The dragon.

00:06:11No.

00:06:12The businessman.

00:06:13Sharma.

00:06:14Entrepreneur.

00:06:15Entrepreneur.

00:06:16Yes.

00:06:17That's him.

00:06:18That's Raghu.

00:06:19Before this, Raghu had tried your business ideas.

00:06:24There is a lot of profit in this egg business.

00:06:26An egg is sold for five rupees in this hotel.

00:06:28But I did the same thing.

00:06:30Then you...

00:06:35Raghu always used to say that businessmen sell ideas and entrepreneurs make ideas.

00:06:42All the ideas are great.

00:06:45But one thing is different.

00:06:46None of them worked.

00:06:48Asquare to watermelon, sir.

00:06:49100% organic.

00:06:50I have grown it in a Japanese way.

00:06:52It can fit in any fridge.

00:06:53And I saved the heart for Valentine's Day.

00:06:55Remove it.

00:06:56No matter how many ideas flopped.

00:06:59He was sure that the next idea would definitely hit.

00:07:04The seed is a little raw.

00:07:06But...

00:07:07No, it will happen.

00:07:09It will happen.

00:07:10He is very positive in life.

00:07:15He is very positive.

00:07:21Hey, Raghu, die.

00:07:23Now go.

00:07:24I am Spiderman.

00:07:25I am a businessman.

00:07:26Die.

00:07:27Hey, Rupani, take him.

00:07:30Come on.

00:07:31Hey, wait.

00:07:32He is beating you.

00:07:41Jaya Path.

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00:15:40Rukmini, I'm not going anywhere.

00:15:44Why did you have to say yes?

00:15:49You can tear my shirt if you want.

00:15:54But Rukmini, do you know how far China is?

00:15:57The door.

00:15:58Yes.

00:16:01Do you know how far China is?

00:16:05I've heard snakes eat there.

00:16:07You can eat there too.

00:16:11Why do you overreact in everything?

00:16:14At least I overreact.

00:16:16You don't even do that.

00:16:17Don't do anything.

00:16:18I'm going back to Mumbai.

00:16:21Stop threatening to go to Mumbai every 15 days.

00:16:24Imu's kids, Jamway's agency...

00:16:26Eggs.

00:16:27Yes, Imu's eggs.

00:16:29Jamway's agency, Roti Maker.

00:16:31Have I ever said anything to you?

00:16:33I've always encouraged you, Raghu.

00:16:36Raghu, if we're not born with a silver spoon,

00:16:39we must try.

00:16:40So I'm trying.

00:16:44Rukmini, what's there in China?

00:16:45You can get everything cheap there.

00:16:47There's nothing there.

00:16:48At least there will be some opportunity in China, Raghu.

00:16:53You're telling me this because my time is going bad.

00:16:58Do you know what Mr. Chopra said?

00:17:00Tough times don't last.

00:17:02Tough people do.

00:17:03And before dawn, there's always darkness.

00:17:05We're living in a time of darkness.

00:17:09Do one thing, Raghu.

00:17:11Go and get yourself killed.

00:17:14Rukmini, get myself killed?

00:17:15Chintu will hear.

00:17:17Okay, I'll wash the clothes.

00:17:20I don't know where she learns all this.

00:17:23Rukmini, China.

00:17:25You come with me.

00:17:27We'll have tea there.

00:17:28Rukmini.

00:17:54Sir.

00:17:56Raghu is here.

00:17:58Did he risk it?

00:17:59No, he surrendered himself.

00:18:04Sir.

00:18:06Raghu is here.

00:18:08Tea?

00:18:23Yes.

00:18:25You came to me, so I'm calm.

00:18:29Now tell me.

00:18:31What did you mix?

00:18:37It's normal, sir.

00:18:39Milk, sugar, cream.

00:18:43Chinese tiger's...

00:18:45Ling?

00:18:48Ling means...

00:18:49Penis?

00:18:50Penis.

00:18:51No, sir.

00:18:52Why would anyone mix Chinese tiger's ling in medicine?

00:18:55And for that matter, why would anyone mix ling in anything, sir?

00:18:57Then did you go to China to eat chowmein?

00:19:02I didn't go to China, sir.

00:19:03I had to go.

00:19:06Tell me everything.

00:19:21I didn't go to China out of happiness.

00:19:23I had to go.

00:19:25But I took Rukmini's hope with me.

00:19:28That by the grace of Dragon God in China,

00:19:30I would get a business idea.

00:19:35If this deal falls through, then you have to be in charge.

00:19:40I will be CEO.

00:19:42As you promised.

00:19:43Yes, you will be CEO.

00:19:55Wait here.

00:19:56I'll go in and check the booking.

00:20:20Done?

00:20:21There's a problem.

00:20:22There's a problem.

00:20:23There are no rooms in this hotel.

00:20:25So I have booked you in another hotel.

00:20:29I just found out.

00:20:30Where will I stay alone now?

00:20:31Is there a problem?

00:20:33No.

00:20:34It's a good hotel.

00:20:35It's called Dancing Dragon.

00:20:36It's four steps down the street.

00:20:38It's right there.

00:20:39There must be a dinosaur.

00:20:40With small eyes.

00:20:41Make sure you eat.

00:20:42There's a lot of non-vegetarian food here.

00:20:43Birds, crows, alpacas.

00:20:45They eat everything cooked.

00:20:46Even their fruits are non-vegetarian.

00:20:47Yes, I have brought thepla.

00:20:49Yes, that's it.

00:20:50Stick to thepla.

00:20:51Stick to thepla is good for health.

00:20:53Julie.

00:20:57Be ready at 8 in the evening.

00:20:58I have a meeting with a big investor.

00:21:00When?

00:21:018 o'clock.

00:21:02Dot.

00:21:03Dot.

00:21:04This is my brother Raghu from India.

00:21:06This is Julie.

00:21:07Julie.

00:21:09Julie.

00:21:11Julie.

00:21:12Julie.

00:21:13Julie.

00:21:14Julie.

00:21:15Julie.

00:21:16What's the matter?

00:21:17Give me his papers.

00:21:19I have prepared a paper for you.

00:21:21Take it.

00:21:22Go to an Ayurvedic shop nearby and tell them.

00:21:26It's all written in Chinese.

00:21:27What does it mean?

00:21:28What do you have to do by knowing the meaning?

00:21:29The one who doesn't understand the meaning will understand.

00:21:32Remember this and tell them.

00:21:35Come on.

00:21:37Go to the hotel now.

00:21:38Boxes.

00:21:39It's delivered.

00:21:40Hello.

00:21:41What's the status on Jacuzzi?

00:21:49Five.

00:21:50Six.

00:21:51Seven.

00:21:52Eight.

00:21:53Nine.

00:21:55Ten.

00:21:56Eleven.

00:21:57Twelve.

00:21:58Thirteen.

00:21:59Fourteen.

00:22:00Fifteen.

00:22:01Sixteen.

00:22:02Sixteen.

00:22:03Seventeen.

00:22:04Eighteen.

00:22:05Nineteen.

00:22:06Twenty.

00:22:07Twenty-one.

00:22:08Twenty-two.

00:22:09Twenty-three.

00:22:10Twenty-four.

00:22:11Twenty-five.

00:22:12Twenty-six.

00:22:13Twenty-seven.

00:22:14Twenty-eight.

00:22:15Twenty-nine.

00:22:16Twenty-ten.

00:22:17Ah, so lame, that's it.

00:22:26Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!

00:22:28Uh, I, uh, yeah.

00:22:31E-exi-exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:22:34English? You speak English?

00:22:35No, no, no.

00:22:36I don't understand. I don't understand.

00:22:37No, no, no.

00:22:38I don't know. I don't know.

00:22:39I don't know. I don't know.

00:22:42Exi-exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:22:45Exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:22:47Exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:23:06Exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:23:08Exi-yan-yan-lu.

00:23:17I couldn't even go to the mosque.

00:23:21I was working as an officer.

00:23:25But I was worse off than a salesman at Jamba.

00:23:48We have put six months of research into herbal products.

00:23:51And we've come up with this.

00:23:53Ashwagandha.

00:23:54It's an Indian herb.

00:23:56In America, it's called winter cherry.

00:23:58And in London, it's called poison gooseberry.

00:24:01These foreigners are selling it as a sports performance drug.

00:24:04Sells like hot cake.

00:24:06In China, the market for sports energy drinks is $350 million.

00:24:11Growth rate 25%.

00:24:13We sell Ashwagandha as an Indian herbal sports drink.

00:24:16There's a lot of scope.

00:24:19So without wasting any time,

00:24:22I present to you

00:24:24Jeevan Sutra's

00:24:26Ash Pull.

00:24:28Ash short of Ashwagandha

00:24:30and pull for power.

00:24:33What do you say?

00:24:41This will not fly.

00:24:43It's lousy.

00:24:47It's good.

00:24:59Did you call me from India to say this?

00:25:16Should I come?

00:25:17Do what you have to.

00:25:29Tepla.

00:25:33Are you Gujarati?

00:25:35I don't know.

00:25:37What are you saying?

00:25:39Here.

00:25:41Take a sip.

00:25:43Good.

00:25:47I don't know Gujarati and Tepla.

00:25:50Especially in China.

00:25:55Raghuveer Mehta.

00:25:58Nepal handicraft business.

00:25:59Ahmedabad.

00:26:02Looks interesting.

00:26:04Thank you.

00:26:06Is he your brother?

00:26:08Cousin.

00:26:12Okay.

00:26:13I'll leave now.

00:26:14Let me know if you need anything.

00:26:16Your card.

00:26:19What did you write in the presentation?

00:26:21Well, it was the shittiest presentation ever.

00:26:23What happened?

00:26:25My presentation was good.

00:26:26Forget about being a CEO.

00:26:28You don't even deserve to be a fucking peon in my company.

00:26:30Where are you?

00:26:31Let's talk about this.

00:26:32No, we're done.

00:26:33What about my money?

00:26:34Get lost.

00:26:35What about my...

00:26:36Hello?

00:26:45Hello?

00:26:47I've tried your business.

00:26:49I tried to sell a lot of things, but I couldn't.

00:26:56Guys.

00:26:59Meet my friend, Raghuveer Mehta.

00:27:02He's from India and he's a big entrepreneur over there.

00:27:05He has something very exciting to show you.

00:27:08Delicately crafted wheat flatbread with exotic spices and fenugreek.

00:27:12Wow.

00:27:14Indian delicacy.

00:27:16Thepla.

00:27:18Thepla.

00:27:19A little more.

00:27:22Thank you.

00:27:24Cheers.

00:27:31Nice.

00:27:32So good.

00:27:35Look at him.

00:27:37He sold his wheat flatbread like a coin.

00:27:40Cheers.

00:27:42Cheers.

00:27:48Thank you.

00:27:51Why?

00:28:00You know something?

00:28:02I really like you.

00:28:13You just need to understand the concept of the key.

00:28:18The concept of the key?

00:28:19Let me explain.

00:28:22Who is the customer?

00:28:26The customer is the king.

00:28:29The customer is an idiot.

00:28:33What?

00:28:34The customer is an idiot.

00:28:36What?

00:28:37No, it's not like that.

00:28:38You have to repeat it.

00:28:39Say it.

00:28:40Customer.

00:28:42Customer.

00:28:43Is an idiot.

00:28:44Is an idiot.

00:28:46Why is he an idiot?

00:28:48Why is he an idiot?

00:28:49No, don't repeat it.

00:28:50I'm asking you.

00:28:52Why is he an idiot?

00:28:53Why?

00:28:55I don't know.

00:28:56Because the customer is naive.

00:28:58He doesn't know what he wants.

00:29:01And you have to tell him.

00:29:04How?

00:29:05By singing.

00:29:06Singing?

00:29:07By singing.

00:29:08Which song?

00:29:09What do you want?

00:29:11Sing it.

00:29:13What do you want?

00:29:17What do you want?

00:29:20No, no, no.

00:29:21By singing.

00:29:23What do you want?

00:29:27What do you want?

00:29:33What will he tell you?

00:29:36The customer will tell him.

00:29:37What does the customer want?

00:29:38The customer is an idiot.

00:29:41Sorry.

00:29:42He will tell you.

00:29:44He won't tell you.

00:29:46The customer only shows.

00:29:48He shows his need.

00:29:52What is the customer's need?

00:29:55Cheap stuff, good stuff.

00:29:57The customer's need is locked.

00:29:59It's locked.

00:30:01Locked?

00:30:02The customer's need is locked.

00:30:04And the day you got the key to this lock,

00:30:08you became an entrepreneur.

00:30:12The key to the lock?

00:30:13What?

00:30:15What?

00:30:17You keep the tape here.

00:30:19Hey, enjoy.

00:30:34One minute, one minute.

00:30:36One minute.

00:30:38Where is your brother?

00:30:39I've been knocking for so long.

00:30:40Why didn't you open the door?

00:30:41Where is your brother?

00:30:43Where is your brother?

00:30:44I've been talking to you for so long.

00:30:45Why didn't you open the door?

00:30:46Speak in English.

00:30:47English.

00:30:48What happened?

00:30:49You, your brother.

00:30:50You all cheat me.

00:30:51You fuck me.

00:30:53Fuck?

00:30:54You two fuck me.

00:30:55What did I do?

00:30:56You call Devaraj.

00:30:57You call Devaraj right now.

00:30:58Why didn't you pick me up?

00:30:59No.

00:31:00No.

00:31:01No.

00:31:02No.

00:31:03I'm not going to pick you up.

00:31:04No roaming.

00:31:05No money.

00:31:07Take it easy.

00:31:08Take it easy.

00:31:09You are a dumbass.

00:31:10Take it easy.

00:31:11Don't do this to me, okay?

00:31:12Take it easy.

00:31:281, 2, 3 4.

00:31:29What?

00:31:32Pratulya madam, water.

00:31:35Thepla, thepla you want?

00:31:37No, no, no crying, no crying.

00:31:38Water, water please.

00:31:47I, I sorry.

00:31:49That was bad.

00:31:51I punish you.

00:31:52I, I sorry.

00:31:53No, no, no, no.

00:31:55Are you okay?

00:31:56I, I'm, I'm okay, I'm okay.

00:31:59Just, little,

00:32:01ping.

00:32:04Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:32:10You,

00:32:11Daru?

00:32:12Huh?

00:32:14You mean, Daru?

00:32:16What is this?

00:32:17Speak in Hindi.

00:32:19Daru, Daru.

00:32:25What?

00:32:39Boiling birds and boy peas.

00:32:44Good for you.

00:32:45So good.

00:32:47Good for you.

00:32:48Good.

00:32:49Eat, eat, eat, eat.

00:32:51Good.

00:32:55If you mix sugar in cow dung, you'll be able to eat that too.

00:32:58Hey, you haven't met your wife yet.

00:33:02Rukmini, I've come to China because of her.

00:33:06I want to keep her very happy in life.

00:33:09She has suffered a lot for me.

00:33:13I love her.

00:33:15Eh?

00:33:16Lucky.

00:33:17Ah, lucky.

00:33:18Hey, Rukmini, look.

00:33:19Let's boil some eggs and feed her.

00:33:21Sing, sing.

00:33:22You sing.

00:33:23Meow.

00:33:24Julie, I'm going to sing a song for you.

00:33:29I'm a fairy.

00:33:33I don't know how to dance.

00:33:39I'm a fairy.

00:33:41I'm a fairy.

00:33:44I'm a fairy.

00:33:54Huh?

00:34:03Julie, Julie, Julie.

00:34:04Come, come.

00:34:05Come, come, come.

00:34:07Julie.

00:34:08Come.

00:34:09Listen.

00:34:10Sister means sister.

00:34:12Sister.

00:34:13Sister.

00:34:14No sister.

00:34:15Mimi.

00:34:16No.

00:34:17Sing.

00:34:18Sing a song.

00:34:19Julie.

00:34:20Julie.

00:34:21What's the fun in life here?

00:34:24There's just a mat and a house and a mat.

00:34:28I know.

00:34:30Take it.

00:34:33Ragu.

00:34:34Seriously.

00:34:36You do me a favor?

00:34:39Huh?

00:34:40Do me a favor.

00:34:41My ex-boss.

00:34:42Very dangerous a man.

00:34:44Boss?

00:34:45He named Auli.

00:34:47Auli.

00:34:48How do I know Auli?

00:34:50You pretend Devaraj.

00:34:52You meet Auli.

00:34:53You become Devaraj.

00:34:54Do business with Auli.

00:34:56Ten minutes.

00:34:57Ten minutes.

00:34:58Please.

00:34:59I can commission.

00:35:00No problem.

00:35:01You Auli, no problem.

00:35:02We'll meet, Julie.

00:35:04We'll rock.

00:35:05You're the best.

00:35:11Auli.

00:35:16We're here.

00:35:18Yes.

00:35:19Come.

00:35:21Up.

00:35:2220th floor.

00:35:23You, Devaraj.

00:35:25Okay, okay.

00:35:27Dad.

00:35:47So, Devaraj.

00:35:48Welcome.

00:35:50You big businessman from India.

00:35:54Good to meet you.

00:35:55Good to meet you.

00:35:57I have a business offer for you.

00:36:00Business?

00:36:02Look.

00:36:03China is one of the oldest cultures.

00:36:07Land of amazing people.

00:36:10Amazing animals.

00:36:14And amazing secret magical medicines.

00:36:19Centuries old.

00:36:22Hurry up.

00:36:23Do you have a lot of time?

00:36:24Hurry up.

00:36:28Dad, you know Tiger Roar?

00:36:32Tiger Roar.

00:36:35Dad.

00:36:41You understand.

00:36:43This is magical drugs.

00:36:47Made out of our ancient ancestors.

00:36:51Ancient Chinese medicine.

00:36:54Tiger penis soup.

00:36:58Very famous in China.

00:37:00Selling like hotcakes.

00:37:01Ten times better than Viagra.

00:37:05What Indian people want?

00:37:08Good road?

00:37:09Sex!

00:37:10In the West, people think about money all the time.

00:37:15But in India and in China,

00:37:18people think about sex all the time.

00:37:22You sell this in India,

00:37:24we both become millionaires.

00:37:27I send you, you sell it.

00:37:30Okay?

00:37:32Keep this card with you.

00:37:40Yes, yes.

00:37:49Yes, yes, yes.

00:38:01What is the most powerful thing in the world?

00:38:06Our mind.

00:38:08Because it is the nest of ideas.

00:38:10All the brilliant ideas grow here.

00:38:13From Jumbo King to Jumbo Jet.

00:38:15Jet, Pan Parag, Panasonic, all the great ideas are here.

00:38:21We think about Indian sex 24 hours a day.

00:38:24But we never talk about it.

00:38:28Our country is the biggest crowd in the world.

00:38:31And sex is its biggest need.

00:38:35Tanmay Bhai said that a customer's need is a lock.

00:38:39Howley showed me the key to that lock.

00:38:45What are you looking at?

00:38:52No, nothing.

00:38:54It's been a long time. Let's do it.

00:38:58Let's go.

00:39:06Rukmini.

00:39:08What am I saying?

00:39:11Are you happy with me?

00:39:13Yes, I'm happy.

00:39:15No, not that kind of happiness.

00:39:19I mean, satisfaction.

00:39:22With milk?

00:39:23No, not with milk.

00:39:25I mean, satisfaction.

00:39:28I know. I read it in the English media.

00:39:31Just say it. What do you want to say?

00:39:35Okay.

00:39:38Tell me something.

00:39:40When we...

00:39:43What? Fight?

00:39:44Not fight.

00:39:48What we do at night, sometimes during the day...

00:39:51Sex?

00:39:53Yes, sex.

00:39:57You get really happy.

00:40:00So you reach the top floor.

00:40:05Tell me. I'm serious.

00:40:06What are you laughing at?

00:40:08Don't worry. I reach the top floor and enjoy the view from there.

00:40:14So you're working on the lift.

00:40:17Both the lift and the liftman.

00:40:19But good. I'm glad you asked.

00:40:22In fact, I was wondering what husbands who can't satisfy their wives would do.

00:40:29Rukmini.

00:40:31There are so many husbands who can't satisfy their wives.

00:40:35Do you know how many diseases there are in men?

00:40:47But there are medicines and toys for all of them.

00:40:50You know a lot about these things.

00:40:53It's a big market.

00:40:55There are a lot of pieces.

00:40:56So what?

00:40:58There are a lot of such things in the market.

00:41:00You worry about your underwear market.

00:41:02Let's smoke a cigarette now.

00:41:06Yes.

00:41:12I got a hint.

00:41:14The liberated side of my 21st century wife...

00:41:18...was only limited to smoking cigarettes with her husband.

00:41:25Viagra, Tetanafil, Saldenafil, Leverta, Sesafil.

00:41:28The market is hot.

00:41:29Which medicine will you supply?

00:41:33Have you heard about Tiger Soup?

00:41:34What?

00:41:35The one made from the links of Vag.

00:41:37Hang up the phone.

00:41:38Are you joking at this hour?

00:41:40Are you drunk?

00:41:42Sorry.

00:41:46One thing was for sure.

00:41:48The bigger the problem of men...

00:41:51...the bigger the problem was to find a genuine solution.

00:41:54And to reach it to the people.

00:41:56Raman uncle, tell them how to approach this business.

00:42:03Mouth to mouth.

00:42:05Mouth to mouth?

00:42:08Word in mouth.

00:42:09Word of mouth.

00:42:10What?

00:42:11For word of mouth, you will have to do a partnership...

00:42:14...with a doctor or an astrologer.

00:42:17Partnership.

00:42:18Remember one thing.

00:42:21There are a lot of crazy people in this line.

00:42:25Did you get the news?

00:42:26Raman uncle is absolutely right.

00:42:28Raman uncle is absolutely right.

00:42:31But to find a genuine and good partner in this field...

00:42:34...was like finding a needle in a haystack.

00:42:36I don't know what the secret is.

00:42:38Why are you upset?

00:42:39I have a game for everyone.

00:42:43If you don't give, I won't read.

00:42:45If you don't give, I won't read.

00:42:50Due to the mistakes of childhood, there is a little problem.

00:42:53The wife is not happy.

00:42:55Any solution?

00:42:56Let's play Jhunjhuna.

00:42:58Jhunjhuna?

00:43:02Jhunjhuna?

00:43:03Stop playing Jhunjhuna.

00:43:07Medicine?

00:43:08This is the solution.

00:43:21We will have to do an X-ray.

00:43:22Full body checkup will also be done.

00:43:24And we have a special machine.

00:43:26Red light, green light.

00:43:28Red light, green light?

00:43:29If there is a green light, the medicine will work.

00:43:32But if there is a red light, there is no need to worry.

00:43:36We will have to do angioplasty.

00:43:37Angioplasty?

00:43:39X-ray?

00:43:41Hasn't it been fractured?

00:43:45Keep it with you.

00:43:46We will have to do the X-ray for a month.

00:43:50Physical problems, weakness, anxiety, dissatisfaction.

00:43:52Everything will be solved.

00:43:54This will pass.

00:43:55Whatever happens after two months,

00:43:57you and your wife will be shocked.

00:44:00What will happen?

00:44:09It's very solid, right?

00:44:10We will make everything hard.

00:44:13We will make everything hard.

00:44:14We will make everything hard.

00:44:17We will make everything hard.

00:44:22Roti, thepla.

00:44:24All these foods are hard.

00:44:27Make tricone and eat it.

00:44:29I have been eating tricone samosa since childhood.

00:44:31You take green chutney.

00:44:34Eat it with red chutney.

00:44:36All the secret diseases will be cured.

00:44:40God will bless you.

00:44:47Why hasn't the file been downloaded yet?

00:44:50I don't know what's happening.

00:44:51Let me check again.

00:45:01Sukhdesh.

00:45:02You go inside.

00:45:11Come, come.

00:45:22You have insomnia.

00:45:25You sleep less than seven hours a night, right?

00:45:31Never drink alcohol before bed.

00:45:33Never smoke.

00:45:35Sometimes I smoke.

00:45:36Do you have a blood pressure problem?

00:45:37Do you have diabetes?

00:45:38No, no.

00:45:39You don't have a problem. You don't need a sexologist.

00:45:42You just have insomnia.

00:45:44It's over.

00:45:46Peace?

00:45:47Freedom.

00:45:56Wait a minute.

00:45:58I said you don't have a problem and you agreed.

00:46:01That means you know you don't have a problem.

00:46:04Why did you come here?

00:46:07I came to check if you are a sexologist.

00:46:12Pass or fail?

00:46:13So much so.

00:46:15Let's go.

00:46:23I have a great offer for you.

00:46:25You can do a partnership with me in business.

00:46:28I have a product that can treat all types of insomnia.

00:46:32The product is mine and the patient is yours.

00:46:34Give me a chance.

00:46:36What do you say?

00:46:41Are you a goat?

00:46:44Prabha.

00:46:46When I get angry, it keeps me cool.

00:46:49It's called animal therapy.

00:46:51But she gets very angry.

00:46:53Before she gets angry, you should leave.

00:46:56Come on.

00:46:58Get out.

00:47:01Open.

00:47:04I wanted to ask you one more thing.

00:47:06The column in the newspaper.

00:47:08Do people really ask these questions or do you just write to have fun?

00:47:14Prabha.

00:47:15How are you?

00:47:19Jagdish.

00:47:21One thing was clear from Dr. Vardy's book.

00:47:24Our country is in total darkness about sex education.

00:47:28And people like Dr. Vardy can show the way in this darkness.

00:47:37Uncle.

00:47:38You are here?

00:47:40Good morning.

00:47:43Do you come here every day?

00:47:45I come here every day.

00:47:46This is the first time I see you here.

00:47:48I jog every day.

00:47:50You jog?

00:47:51Yes, five miles.

00:47:52On your shoes?

00:47:53Sport shoes.

00:47:54Prabha.

00:47:55Take care.

00:47:56Take care.

00:47:57Take care.

00:47:58Stay away.

00:47:59Sorry.

00:48:00Hit him.

00:48:01Sorry.

00:48:03What happened?

00:48:04I don't know, sir.

00:48:05It's not starting.

00:48:06Try it.

00:48:07Try it.

00:48:08Maybe the carburetor has gone bad.

00:48:10Uncle, can I drop you home?

00:48:13I read your book.

00:48:15Your talks are very interesting.

00:48:17In the last two months, I have met 25 doctors, 19 sages, 12 astrologers and 4 tantrics.

00:48:22All of them are fake.

00:48:24You will go out to roam around.

00:48:25You will read Kama Sutra.

00:48:27And when you have a problem, you won't even talk to anyone.

00:48:30The amount of money you have earned in your 50 years of career,

00:48:33the same amount of money a shopkeeper earns.

00:48:35Do you know why?

00:48:37Because all the troublemakers sit in your queue.

00:48:40And their wives eat pani puri for time pass.

00:48:43Uncle, I understand your value.

00:48:45You are a Kohinoor.

00:48:46If people, country and the world need you,

00:48:49Uncle, you and I need each other.

00:48:52If you participate with me, you will also earn.

00:48:55In three months, two more shops like this will open for you.

00:48:58Okay, three.

00:49:01I am not interested in your money.

00:49:03And I am not interested in you.

00:49:06You should not be seen around you.

00:49:08I am a doctor.

00:49:10I have taken the Hippocratic oath.

00:49:12I am sworn by Apollo the Healer,

00:49:15by Asclepius,

00:49:16by Panacea,

00:49:17by Hygiea,

00:49:18by Sushruta.

00:49:20These are all my sexologists.

00:49:22Uncle!

00:49:23Catch him! Catch him!

00:49:25Catch him! Catch him!

00:49:27Is it so easy to do business?

00:49:30Is it so easy?

00:49:32It's a left-handed game. It's easy peasy.

00:49:34Let's go and sit there.

00:49:35If it was so easy, someone would have done it better.

00:49:37You would have done it.

00:49:38You, you, you would have done it.

00:49:45What is this?

00:49:46You have withdrawn all the money from the account?

00:49:48Why?

00:49:50I am trying to start my own business.

00:49:52What business, Raghu?

00:49:53This is just a small business.

00:49:55Is it?

00:49:56What is our income?

00:50:00What are you doing, Raghu?

00:50:02Brother Dev only pays the school fees.

00:50:04But there are other expenses too.

00:50:06Where do I get the money from?

00:50:07From Chintu.

00:50:08Chintu!

00:50:09Go out. I will come.

00:50:10Chintu will not go anywhere.

00:50:11Sit there.

00:50:18I am tired.

00:50:21Raghu, I am tired.

00:50:25I can't ask anyone for money again and again.

00:50:29I am telling you for the last time.

00:50:31Chintu!

00:50:46Your head and all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you.

00:50:53If you can think and not make thoughts, you are in.

00:50:56If you can meet with triumph and desire...

00:51:00Return this book.

00:51:01This is nonsense.

00:51:02What happened, sir?

00:51:03This man is useless.

00:51:05Who?

00:51:06Tribhuvan Vardhi.

00:51:07Jai Raj.

00:51:08He is a librarian.

00:51:09Silence, sir.

00:51:10Speak softly.

00:51:11He is a librarian.

00:51:12I am not shouting.

00:51:14I am speaking softly.

00:51:15If you can dream and not make...

00:51:17I studied all over the world.

00:51:18I gained so much knowledge.

00:51:19What did I do with that knowledge?

00:51:20What did I do?

00:51:22I ran away from the place where I used to teach in Uganda.

00:51:24I opened a shop in a small lane.

00:51:27I see 20 patients daily.

00:51:29There are 12 to 20 lakh people who need him.

00:51:33Come in.

00:51:34A man is talking about profit.

00:51:35But he is so stubborn that he doesn't want to change.

00:51:37You can bear to hear the truth you spoke and twisted by name.

00:51:41This is the problem with such people.

00:51:42They don't listen.

00:51:43To make a trap for fools.

00:51:45Not because of old age, but because of their stubbornness.

00:51:48It's not like that.

00:51:49He is very respectful.

00:51:52Will you make a big deal out of this respect?

00:51:54What kind of a man is he?

00:51:55He doesn't follow his principles.

00:51:57Read.

00:51:58What is written? Read.

00:51:59Knowledge is the...

00:52:00Speak loudly.

00:52:01Knowledge is the only form of capital that doesn't get smaller if you sell it.

00:52:05Yes, share.

00:52:07Knowledge is a property that increases by sharing.

00:52:10So it is necessary to share.

00:52:14Look, I am a businessman.

00:52:17I took a book for motivation.

00:52:18Now I am depressed.

00:52:20I have a shoe shop on Ashram Road.

00:52:22Come, I will give you a 25% discount.

00:52:24No, no.

00:52:25Come.

00:52:26I am not a selfish man.

00:52:27I care for everyone.

00:52:28Public service.

00:52:50Cut my phone number.

00:53:11If you didn't bring anything from China,

00:53:13what did you put in the soup?

00:53:16Milk, cream, sugar.

00:53:20If you don't do your work, I will kill you.

00:53:24Raghu, your parcel has come from China.

00:53:25I have kept it inside.

00:53:34Every successful business has a secret.

00:53:37Trade secret.

00:53:40This secret is worth lakhs in a closed fist.

00:53:44And in an open hand, it is worth nothing.

00:53:50You are right.

00:54:06Sharma, what about the autopsy report?

00:54:11Sir, Zain's body has become a football.

00:54:13Why?

00:54:16The Indian government is saying

00:54:17...that they won't release the body until the autopsy is done.

00:54:20And China is saying that the post-mortem will be done in China.

00:54:23All the reports are pending, sir.

00:54:25That means we'll have to wait.

00:54:27Sir, it's been pending since morning. Let's go.

00:54:31At least wash your hands, Sharma.

00:54:33Yes.

00:54:47Why aren't you walking, my dear?

00:54:49Walk, my dear. Walk.

00:54:52Hey! Get lost!

00:54:54One more.

00:55:00China's hunter, Shambhu...

00:55:02...has been caught.

00:55:04He has killed 63 tigers...

00:55:06...across seven countries.

00:55:08He's wanted in Interpol.

00:55:10Sir, I've only met him once in my life.

00:55:12I don't even know what he does.

00:55:13Really?

00:55:15He sent you a courier from China.

00:55:18Is this your address?

00:55:21What?

00:55:23Courier.

00:55:24What was in the courier?

00:55:25Green tea.

00:55:26What kind of a case is this, brother?

00:55:28What kind of a case is this?

00:55:29An old man grazing a goat...

00:55:31...a boy selling eggs...

00:55:33...meets a hunter who killed 63 tigers...

00:55:35...takes the tiger's link...

00:55:37...puts it in the soup...

00:55:39...and China's general dies after drinking it.

00:55:41Sharmay...

00:55:42...the irony is that you're a mother and a sister.

00:55:44Sir, they've made us their mother and sister.

00:55:47Tell me something...

00:55:48...how do you pay your debts while living in Ahmedabad?

00:55:50Sharmay...

00:55:53...these are businessmen.

00:55:55They come here after committing crimes...

00:55:57...in every corner of the world.

00:55:59We're the only people...

00:56:01...who spend their entire lives...

00:56:02...trying to pass competitive exams...

00:56:04...and mess up the papers and pens.

00:56:09I'll commit the crimes now.

00:56:10Sir, I...

00:56:11Listen, Raghu...

00:56:12...tell me everything...

00:56:14...or I'll give your doctor a third degree.

00:56:17Sir, Kaka doesn't know anything about Hauli.

00:56:19I haven't told him anything.

00:56:21Tell us what you haven't told him.

00:56:26Please.

00:56:29It's a market worth around 3000 crores...

00:56:31...and it's all unorganized.

00:56:32Disorganized.

00:56:33Yes, disorganized.

00:56:34Kaka...

00:56:35...it's such a big market, but it's all virgin.

00:56:37And our soup will break its virginity.

00:56:39Listen, Raghu...

00:56:40...all that is fine, but...

00:56:42...what about awareness?

00:56:45Kaka, we'll get our respect through awareness.

00:56:48Don't worry about that.

00:56:49I've thought of everything.

00:56:51Everything is set.

00:56:54Sit down.

00:56:58Kaka...

00:56:59...what do you think?

00:57:00Will my medicine work?

00:57:02Your plan is great...

00:57:04...but there's one thing...

00:57:06...your medicine will only work for 70 percent.

00:57:10If it works for 100 percent...

00:57:11...I can't guarantee it.

00:57:15Besides you, no one will understand this...

00:57:17...and no one will prescribe it.

00:57:20Kaka, I understand...

00:57:21...it's not right, but...

00:57:23Listen, Raghu...

00:57:24...it doesn't matter to people...

00:57:27...what's in the medicine and what's not.

00:57:29It should work, that's all.

00:57:31Do you know what's the problem in India?

00:57:34Corruption.

00:57:37They think about sex while working...

00:57:40...and they think about work while having sex.

00:57:44Because of this...

00:57:45...the work is ruined...

00:57:47...and so is the evening.

00:57:49You're funny, Kaka.

00:57:52Kaka...

00:57:54...should I take it as a yes?

00:57:57Prabha...

00:57:58...is he here to do a partnership...

00:58:00...or to ask for your hand?

00:58:02Kaka, tell him.

00:58:04Awareness.

00:58:06Kaka, promise.

00:58:09Paku.

00:58:10Paku.

00:58:11Go.

00:58:15Awareness and business...

00:58:16...were connected.

00:58:17Both of them saw their profits...

00:58:19...in this soup.

00:58:21But, Raghu...

00:58:22...while doing the business of the Nepali chitai...

00:58:24...the Chinese fan...

00:58:26...where did this idea come from?

00:58:28From the pot of the mind, Rukmini.

00:58:30From the pot of the mind, Rukmini.

00:58:32Why didn't you tell me?

00:58:35Rukmini...

00:58:37...you've endured a lot for the past 10 years.

00:58:40Thanks.

00:58:42But, our time is about to change, Rukmini.

00:58:46Now, China, Japan...

00:58:47...the whole world will be a fan of Raghu's fan.

00:58:50The whole world.

00:58:53The one who hits like this...

00:58:55...looks like a peacock...

00:58:57...from Madras.

00:59:01I was ready for the battle of Shatitan.

00:59:03The soldiers had to make me...

00:59:05...and they had to get ready for the battle.

00:59:08Nattu Kaka...

00:59:09...the most reliable employee of mine and my father.

00:59:12He was as slow as him...

00:59:14...and his math was as fast as him.

00:59:15Don't you know?

00:59:16What if Vithal brother finds out?

00:59:18No one will find out, Kaka.

00:59:20Now, tell me, is it him or not?

00:59:2310 times stronger than Dr. Vati?

00:59:26I believe in you, Kaka.

00:59:29In, in, in, in, in.

00:59:31Thank you, Kaka.

00:59:33Jagdish!

00:59:36Rupa.

00:59:37Dr. Vati's receptionist.

00:59:38Smart, educated, beautiful Rupa.

00:59:41Ever since she got divorced...

00:59:42...to support her family...

00:59:44...she used to work with Dr. Kaka.

00:59:46She was also a part-time model.

00:59:49And on weekends...

00:59:50...she used to run coaching classes for ILCAS.

00:59:53How much salary do you want?

00:59:54Not salary, I want a partnership.

00:59:56Partnership?

00:59:57How much?

00:59:5825.

00:59:595.

01:00:0024.

01:00:016.

01:00:02Let's go, son.

01:00:03Yours or mine, 12.

01:00:04Huh?

01:00:0512.

01:00:06Now I know...

01:00:07...why big companies make women CEOs.

01:00:13Ravi...

01:00:14...Nattu Kaka's only son.

01:00:16He didn't do anything...

01:00:17...except take photos...

01:00:18...and make memes on Facebook.

01:00:20But those who don't do anything...

01:00:22...do a lot of things in life.

01:00:24That was Nattu Kaka's belief.

01:00:29Is this Dr. Vati's place?

01:00:31It was an old hospital...

01:00:33...but no one uses it now.

01:00:35I feel a little haunted.

01:00:37Nattu...

01:00:38What are you doing, Nattu Kaka?

01:00:41Jagdish.

01:00:42No, this is not a big introduction.

01:00:44I came for free with Dr. Kaka...

01:00:46...on the offer of Buy One, Get One.

01:00:51From Apple to Amazon...

01:00:53...and from HP to Harley Davidson...

01:00:55...all the start-ups started with junk food.

01:00:58And Dr. Kaka's office's first floor...

01:01:00...was going to be our junk food.

01:01:03Hey!

01:01:05Sit down.

01:01:06Sorry.

01:01:09Yes.

01:01:11So, according to Kaka, our product...

01:01:13...will work up to 80 percent.

01:01:15But the remaining 20 percent...

01:01:17...for whom we didn't work...

01:01:19...will do their negative publicity.

01:01:22Ego.

01:01:23A man's ego is very big...

01:01:25...like a football.

01:01:27Even if it doesn't work...

01:01:29...we won't admit it.

01:01:31Yes, son.

01:01:32No man will admit...

01:01:34...that he didn't prove to be Sikandar...

01:01:36...in the study.

01:01:39So, let's start with manufacturing.

01:01:43The best place for manufacturing...

01:01:45...was Aunt Dhani's house.

01:01:47So, Neha, today we'll make paneer makhani.

01:01:49Everyone likes it.

01:01:50The kids, the adults...

01:01:52Jessica.

01:01:53My husband's favorite.

01:01:55Really?

01:01:57What does your husband do, Ms. Rashmi?

01:02:00My husband is a mechanical engineer.

01:02:02He has to do a lot of work while standing.

01:02:05That's why he gets very tired at home.

01:02:07And he gets in the mood...

01:02:09...after eating a dish like this.

01:02:13Keep stirring all the spices.

01:02:15That's how you get rid of the oil.

01:02:18Wow, it smells really good.

01:02:20But you taste it.

01:02:23What a dish you've made, Ms. Rashmi.

01:02:29The next step will be packaging.

01:02:31If the packaging is strong...

01:02:33...then we can sell it for a good price.

01:02:36Ravi, you'll handle the packaging.

01:02:38Bruce Lee, Salman Khan...

01:02:40...fix this tiger's paw.

01:02:42It'll look amazing.

01:02:44We're not making a movie.

01:02:45Just write this magic soup.

01:02:47And write something nice in Chinese.

01:02:49What should I write in Chinese?

01:02:51Umm...

01:02:52Josie for men.

01:02:53Wow, that's amazing.

01:02:56Raghu.

01:02:58Raghu.

01:03:00What's this?

01:03:01What's this?

01:03:03What's this?

01:03:05Oh, yes.

01:03:07I'm not feeling well since yesterday...

01:03:09...so I gave him some sugar.

01:03:11Are you okay now?

01:03:12Yes, I'm feeling a little dizzy.

01:03:14Raghu.

01:03:21That's it?

01:03:22Just five?

01:03:23Yes, it's a simple product.

01:03:26If you want to sell it in the market...

01:03:28...and make it in that quantity, you need money.

01:03:30What do you need?

01:03:31Funding?

01:03:32For the money...

01:03:34Umm...

01:03:35Manufacturing, marketing, and distribution.

01:03:38Altogether, you'll need around 3.5 lakhs.

01:03:44Funding.

01:03:51Bharat bhai.

01:03:52This is the best product in the market.

01:03:54I brought it from China.

01:03:56You just need 7 lakhs for the funding.

01:03:58We'll return that along with the interest.

01:04:01You came to sell a phenyl made from cow dung, didn't you?

01:04:04You were there, weren't you?

01:04:06That was a long time ago.

01:04:07I didn't work there after you refused.

01:04:11You know what?

01:04:13Your idea is bullshit.

01:04:14Okay, 3.5 lakhs.

01:04:29Yes, Raghu bhai.

01:04:30Raman Kaikar told me everything about you.

01:04:34What scheme did you bring?

01:04:36Should we sit in your office and talk?

01:04:38What will we talk about among the buffaloes?

01:04:40The buffaloes won't leak your business plan right away.

01:04:44You're right.

01:04:46How much money do you need?

01:04:47Umm...

01:04:487 lakhs.

01:04:494 taka for two months.

01:04:51I need 7 lakhs.

01:04:524 taka for two months.

01:05:004 taka.

01:05:01Take it.

01:05:03I don't even want to give my father under 12 taka.

01:05:06Papa.

01:05:07Daddy.

01:05:08Get lost.

01:05:12Can I talk to you for a minute?

01:05:14Yes.

01:05:16I have a medicine.

01:05:18There are some men who have a weakness.

01:05:21They want to explode from the inside.

01:05:24And when it's time to explode, they're very angry.

01:05:27And for those who are not angry...

01:05:30This is the best medicine.

01:05:31It will set fire to Gujarat...

01:05:33Not Gujarat.

01:05:34It will set fire to India.

01:05:35No such product has come before this.

01:05:37Trust me once.

01:05:48Thank you.

01:05:53Come here.

01:05:56You'll get the funding by day after tomorrow.

01:05:59Thank you.

01:06:04Water...

01:06:19Gujarat.

01:06:27There are 8 million people in Ahmedabad.

01:06:29And 6.5 crore in Gujarat.

01:06:30There are a lakh unsatisfied couples in that 6.5 crore...

01:06:32If we can reach our product to 5% of them...

01:06:35Then our sale will reach lakhs...

01:06:38Rupa.

01:06:39You go to all local clinics...

01:06:41Hospitals, IVF...

01:06:42Organic lodges...

01:06:44Get a patient's list from all of them.

01:06:45Hi. My name is Rupa.

01:06:47Is this Jubilee Hospital?

01:06:56Don't make your bedtime stories, bad time stories.

01:07:00Do you know what that means?

01:07:01Yes.

01:07:02Tell me.

01:07:04How can you say that?

01:07:05Okay, I can understand.

01:07:06Gym, restaurant, hotel, shopping mall.

01:07:08No parking area should be left out.

01:07:10And especially the mothers who are standing outside the school.

01:07:12Send our soup to all of them.

01:07:14Don't make your bedtime stories, bad time stories.

01:07:23Did you understand anything?

01:07:26I came here before you.

01:07:29I came here, that's why you came here.

01:07:33Because of good times.

01:07:35Understood?

01:07:37Come on, do it smartly.

01:07:38Get out.

01:07:39150 clinics, so we got the data of 800 patients.

01:07:42Do one thing.

01:07:43Send an email to all of them.

01:07:45Okay.

01:07:45And send a direct message on the phone.

01:07:48Okay?

01:07:48Yeah.

01:07:50We used to do a lot of things secretly before marriage.

01:07:52What?

01:07:53That, ding dong.

01:07:55And now?

01:07:56Now that we are married, I don't feel like doing ding dong.

01:07:59It happens, it happens with everyone.

01:08:01Okay, but is there a solution to this?

01:08:03Give them this soup and keep singing.

01:08:07Sir.

01:08:10My younger brother has a PVC pipe of 3 by 4 size.

01:08:16And he wants to become a Bahubali, doctor.

01:08:19Size doesn't matter.

01:08:20The work should be done.

01:08:23If you want to become a Bahubali, then stay away from stress.

01:08:27Is this to apply or to eat?

01:08:29First to eat, then to apply.

01:08:37Son, he will get spoilt.

01:08:43Grandpa, Raghu has come.

01:08:45Hey Raghu, I am here.

01:08:48Hey, come, come, come.

01:08:51Come, come, come.

01:08:55What work do you do till so late?

01:08:57Uncle, we do a lot of work these days.

01:09:00We do video conferencing with international clients all night.

01:09:03Oh, oh, oh.

01:09:04What business have you started?

01:09:06Chinese fans.

01:09:08Chinese fans?

01:09:10Chinese fans.

01:09:13Do you import or export?

01:09:15Export.

01:09:17Really?

01:09:19Where do you get it from?

01:09:23In Nepal, from Chhattai.

01:09:25So, tell them that I will order it and send it directly.

01:09:30Where do you send it?

01:09:32If it is a Chinese fan, I will send it to China.

01:09:35Where in China?

01:09:38Guangzhou, Macau, Fuzhou, Shenzhen, Pattaya.

01:09:42Pattaya?

01:09:44Great.

01:09:45Wow.

01:09:47Who is your distributor in Guangzhou?

01:09:49Howley.

01:09:51Howley?

01:09:53Which company is this?

01:09:55Tiger Exporter?

01:09:56How many tons of goods do you sell?

01:09:59Three to four tons.

01:10:00Three to four tons?

01:10:02Why?

01:10:04China is a big country.

01:10:06Looks like the next tsunami will come from your fans.

01:10:10The product is so strong, uncle.

01:10:12There is a guarantee of a tsunami.

01:10:14Your Tiger Exporter is a seafood company.

01:10:20Seafood company?

01:10:23This is a different company.

01:10:25It's not my company, so I don't have a website yet.

01:10:28I see.

01:10:30Have you turned it over?

01:10:32Margin?

01:10:33You guys are always busy with business.

01:10:36I will get ice cream for everyone.

01:10:37Yes, let's have ice cream.

01:10:39Uncle.

01:10:40Hey, you!

01:10:41Do it, do it.

01:10:42Try this too.

01:10:44And become a fan king.

01:10:46Look, there are small businesses like Champu.

01:10:49People become mill owners there.

01:10:52Mill owner?

01:10:53I mean, millionaires.

01:10:54This is my son-in-law.

01:10:56He became a mill owner by selling pant chains.

01:11:01If you make a strong chain,

01:11:02the pant will come off, but the chain won't.

01:11:25Yes, I'll meet you tomorrow. Don't worry.

01:11:27Yes, let's have coffee.

01:11:28I'll call you later.

01:11:30Raghu, no progress.

01:11:32I think all men are supermen.

01:11:34No one needs him.

01:11:41Is this a joke?

01:11:45Is this a joke?

01:11:46No, Raghu.

01:11:47Please.

01:11:50Sorry, Raghu. Don't hit me.

01:11:54What did you think?

01:11:55Are you special?

01:11:56Millionaire?

01:11:58Even if you are,

01:11:59there must be 12,000-13,000 people like you in India.

01:12:02It's a simple thing.

01:12:04C-O-M-M-O-N.

01:12:06Common. You are common.

01:12:11Don't worry.

01:12:12It takes time to set up a new business.

01:12:15Did you tell your wife about the business?

01:12:18I haven't told her yet.

01:12:20Tell her.

01:12:21No, I'll tell her.

01:12:22I'll tell her after a few days.

01:12:23She'll be very happy.

01:12:25Are you afraid of your wife?

01:12:26No, I'm not afraid.

01:12:29I'll tell her when the right time comes.

01:12:47Tanmay Bhai.

01:12:49Raghu.

01:12:51China.

01:12:52Thiplavu.

01:12:53Amdavar.

01:12:57How did you like the idea?

01:12:59Will this product sell?

01:13:00Why are you asking me?

01:13:02Because you have experience in such big businesses.

01:13:05Who says you need experience to do business?

01:13:08So?

01:13:10You need balls of steel.

01:13:13Balls of steel?

01:13:15Balls of steel.

01:13:17Steel.

01:13:18Yes.

01:13:19Ton.

01:13:21Now this.

01:13:22Now this.

01:13:24Look, in our body there is 75% water.

01:13:28On earth there is 71%.

01:13:30And for 450 million years, this water has been flowing freely.

01:13:35Then one day, a fool comes.

01:13:39He fills this free water in a plastic bottle.

01:13:43And sells it for 20 rupees.

01:13:45And some idiots in the world buy it.

01:13:48Moral of the story.

01:13:50If you know how to sell, you can sell anything.

01:13:55But how is this idea, Tanmay Bhai?

01:13:57It's good.

01:13:58Your idea will spread.

01:14:01Thank you, Tanmay Bhai.

01:14:03You are selling the wrong thing.

01:14:06What do you mean?

01:14:07Soup is your product and you are selling soup.

01:14:10But the customer wants the product.

01:14:12The customer knows everything.

01:14:16The customer is...

01:14:19The customer is...

01:14:21We don't sell what we want to sell.

01:14:24Soup is your story.

01:14:27Your uniform is your hero.

01:14:30Not the story, sell the hero.

01:14:33The hero.

01:14:40The customer's mind is like a sugarcane field.

01:14:44Which has thousands of sugarcane.

01:14:46And each sugarcane is a product.

01:14:49The mind is full of products.

01:14:52But the brand...

01:14:54What is the brand?

01:14:56What is it?

01:14:57The brand is a bull.

01:15:00A bull?

01:15:01It's a bull.

01:15:03And this bull enters the sugarcane field.

01:15:06And tears the rest of the sugarcane.

01:15:08And makes his own place.

01:15:12So make the uniform a brand.

01:15:15A 70-year-old rockstar sexologist.

01:15:18Blockbuster brand you have.

01:15:21Sell it.

01:15:23If it sells, I'll get the funding.

01:15:29Thank you, Tanmay bhai.

01:15:31Good night.

01:15:32Good night.

01:15:40I don't like to talk in private.

01:15:43I don't dare to talk in public.

01:15:45More than 4-6 people will come.

01:15:47I'll call you back.

01:15:48Why are you getting angry?

01:15:49I'll go out and see if he has come or not.

01:15:50I'll call you back.

01:15:51Keep your mouth shut.

01:15:52Yes, sir.

01:15:53Okay.

01:15:54Doctor.

01:15:55Yes.

01:15:56For the seminar?

01:15:57Yes.

01:15:58Thank God, sir.

01:15:59Please come.

01:16:00Last year, our primary school...

01:16:02...arranged this talk especially for parents.

01:16:05You can ask your children any mental health...

01:16:08...or stress-related question...

01:16:10...directly to Dr. Murugan.

01:16:13Wait, bhai.

01:16:14Kaka is going to the wrong place.

01:16:16The sexologist's seminar is at another place.

01:16:18Kaka is also...

01:16:23A common man is famous in only two ways.

01:16:26By saying the wrong thing at the right place...

01:16:29...and by saying the right thing at the wrong place.

01:16:32Doctor is here.

01:16:34He is an expert.

01:16:46Namaste.

01:16:48I'm very happy and surprised.

01:16:50I thought there would be 6-7 people...

01:16:53...but there are a house full of people.

01:16:55I'm very happy.

01:16:56I'm very proud.

01:17:00Let's not waste time.

01:17:02Let's ask the first question.

01:17:04Come.

01:17:05Gentlemen, give him a big hand.

01:17:09Sir, my child is not in a good mood.

01:17:13He is not excited about anything.

01:17:15When I ask him to play, he doesn't play.

01:17:18Can he get depressed?

01:17:22What did you say?

01:17:23My child.

01:17:25Okay.

01:17:26Let's call the child.

01:17:28For now.

01:17:29Okay?

01:17:30And you say that your child is not in a good mood.

01:17:34You have to bring him in a good mood.

01:17:37But I think...

01:17:39...the child should be encouraged to play.

01:17:43If he doesn't play, how will he get excited?

01:17:46Footballers and cricketers...

01:17:48...warm up before the game.

01:17:50Then only they can perform in the game.

01:17:53It is called foreplay.

01:17:55Sir.

01:17:56Foreplay.

01:17:58Foreplay.

01:18:00Before play, then study.

01:18:03Before play.

01:18:05Sir, my child gets tired after doing half the work.

01:18:08Is there a solution?

01:18:09In India, the stress level is very high.

01:18:13Work stress, boss stress.

01:18:15When you bring that stress home...

01:18:18...the person will get tired in half the work.

01:18:22So it is very important to be stress-free.

01:18:24And if you are stress-free...

01:18:26...then only he can reach orgasm.

01:18:30You must have said organism, sir.

01:18:32Organism.

01:18:33Sir, what can we do to reduce the stress of the exam?

01:18:36First of all...

01:18:38...intercourse is not an exam.

01:18:42How did you pass the exam?

01:18:46Don't say course, say intercourse.

01:18:48Do you give marks to your husband?

01:18:507 on 10, 8 on 10.

01:18:53Can I say something?

01:18:54If you stop saying exam...

01:18:57...then only Pappu will pass.

01:19:03Sir, he is a doctor...

01:19:05...who writes sex columns in the newspaper.

01:19:11There seems to be a slight misunderstanding.

01:19:14There is no misunderstanding.

01:19:16Look, how many people have raised their hands.

01:19:18Don't scold them, just send them.

01:19:20That's it.

01:19:21I am not feeling well.

01:19:23Yes, ma'am.

01:19:25Sir, the bulb burns...

01:19:27...but it doesn't catch fire.

01:19:35You asked a question in a metaphor.

01:19:37Okay, fine.

01:19:38I will also answer in a metaphor.

01:19:40A man is like a match.

01:19:47It goes off.

01:19:51And a woman is like an iron.

01:19:57It takes time to warm up.

01:20:00A man should be a little patient in this matter.

01:20:05If he is patient, then see...

01:20:08...how the bulb of love burns.

01:20:14Doctor...

01:20:16...don't you think these things should not be said in such a place?

01:20:19Who should say?

01:20:20Then where should it be?

01:20:22This is a forum.

01:20:25We can teach the anatomy and reproductive system...

01:20:28...of a frog in a science class at school.

01:20:32But we won't teach the reproductive system of a human.

01:20:35Why?

01:20:36This is very important.

01:20:37This is important.

01:20:42I have switched off the mic.

01:20:43It doesn't mean that I will switch off.

01:20:47This should happen.

01:20:50A father should be in the middle of a son.

01:20:52A mother should be in the middle of a daughter.

01:20:54A husband should be in the middle of a wife.

01:20:56A friend should be in the middle of a friend.

01:20:57Talk openly.

01:20:58Many problems will be solved.

01:21:00This is normal.

01:21:17A father should be in the middle of a son.

01:21:19A mother should be in the middle of a friend.

01:21:27Kaka!

01:21:28Roti!

01:21:29A father should be in the middle of a son.

01:21:31A mother should be in the middle of a friend.

01:21:36Many problems will be solved.

01:21:38This is normal.

01:21:40This is normal.

01:21:42A father should be in the middle of a son.

01:21:44A mother should be in the middle of a friend.

01:21:46A father should be in the middle of a daughter.

01:21:48A friend should be in the middle of a son.

01:21:50A mother should be in the middle of a friend.

01:21:53Landeep!

01:21:55I have been taking care of you for a long time.

01:21:57How are you?

01:21:59I am fine.

01:22:00The time to eat is over.

01:22:03Doctor!

01:22:04I have heard so much about you.

01:22:06About your brilliance.

01:22:07I have read in the newspapers that you write brilliantly.

01:22:10Your articles.

01:22:11Thank you.

01:22:12Thank you very much.

01:22:13One Kachan Kootli.

01:22:17Jagdish!

01:22:28What do you want for the anniversary?

01:22:29Whatever you like.

01:22:31Surprise.

01:22:33Okay.

01:22:34Yes.

01:22:39I started my business quietly.

01:22:43Today, success is knocking at my door.

01:22:55RV International.

01:22:58Hey!

01:23:00New premium packaging of our soup.

01:23:02Good job Ravi.

01:23:03My pleasure.

01:23:04This is very good.

01:23:05These two are Myra and Khaira.

01:23:06Tanmay has sent them.

01:23:08They are studying in America.

01:23:09What is that? University?

01:23:11Berkeley.

01:23:12In that.

01:23:14Now the most important thing is a new delivery system.

01:23:18Which can take our soup home as soon as possible.

01:23:27There are still so many people out there who are shy to order our soup.

01:23:31This number is for them.

01:23:3356289.

01:23:35Type magic on this number and send it.

01:23:37And then we will deliver the soup wherever you say.

01:23:40Khaira Myra.

01:23:41Spread this number on all Kaka's social networks.

01:23:43YouTube, Facebook, Insta.

01:23:45Check all of them.

01:23:49Sir, if I keep delivering on my scooter like this,

01:23:52I will get piles.

01:23:54Mr. Kanodo.

01:23:55How many boys work in your stable?

01:24:02Sir.

01:24:07You get a margin of Rs. 500 on a bottle of liquor.

01:24:10And you will get a margin of Rs. 700 on every delivery of our soup.

01:24:14And all the unhappy wives, the happiness they will get.

01:24:17Their prayers are different.

01:24:19What do you say Ravi?

01:24:20Yes.

01:24:21And without fear of the police.

01:24:23So from today, say no to liquor and say yes to soup.

01:24:32The delivery system was full proof.

01:24:34The liquor seller and the milk seller were selling the same thing.

01:24:37Our magic soup.

01:24:52And on the other side, from the kiddie party to the women's group,

01:24:55Dr. Kaka was spreading awareness.

01:24:57Sex education does not mean that we educate people only in the sex act.

01:25:01It is about anatomy.

01:25:03It is about puberty.

01:25:04It is about maturity.

01:25:05It is about hygiene.

01:25:07This country needed not one, but a thousand doctors.

01:25:11And I had to take the doctors home through the soup.

01:25:16A dream that I and Dr. Kaka saw together.

01:25:20We open sex clinic.

01:25:22A dream that I and Dr. Kaka saw together.

01:25:24We open sex clinic.

01:25:27In the India.

01:25:53Kaka.

01:25:58Thanks.

01:26:00You don't drink everyday.

01:26:02You say thanks.

01:26:04Not for the liquor.

01:26:06Tanmay had called.

01:26:08Yes.

01:26:09You will get the funding.

01:26:17You are rocking.

01:26:20Look at their faces.

01:26:23Their million dollar smiles.

01:26:26Remember.

01:26:28This is not a business.

01:26:29Understand this much.

01:26:31It is a river of fire.

01:26:33And you have to go scuba diving.

01:26:42I don't know where these people came from.

01:26:44They are all crazy.

01:26:45And?

01:26:46Why did you call me today?

01:26:48Is everything okay?

01:26:51I teach business to the whole world.

01:26:54My partner turned out to be a fool.

01:26:56You guys leave.

01:26:57We will meet later.

01:27:03What happened?

01:27:04Which partner turned out to be a fool?

01:27:07I am talking about you, fool.

01:27:10Chopra, what the fuck?

01:27:11Shut up.

01:27:13The Chinese party was going to invest in our company.

01:27:18That deal is off.

01:27:20I know.

01:27:21Relax.

01:27:22I was relaxed.

01:27:24I was calm.

01:27:25Then a bell rang in my mind.

01:27:27Where is the fund going?

01:27:28It is not coming to us.

01:27:29It is going somewhere.

01:27:30I found out.

01:27:31There is a company in Ahmedabad.

01:27:33RV International.

01:27:35They sell this.

01:27:37You know what shit is this?

01:27:39I know.

01:27:40Magic soup.

01:27:42I have heard about it.

01:27:43Then what did you do?

01:27:44This is an illegal product.

01:27:45I will call the FDA tomorrow.

01:27:46It will be banned the day after tomorrow.

01:27:48Devraj.

01:27:50You turned out to be a big shot.

01:27:53Strange.

01:27:54This is sold at the chemist shop.

01:27:56On the counter.

01:27:58You will get it banned.

01:28:00The product that is already being sold in the underground market.

01:28:02How will you get it banned?

01:28:03Asshole.

01:28:07I was waiting for two years for this deal.

01:28:10I sent you to China.

01:28:12You left me.

01:28:13What should I do now?

01:28:14What do you want me to do?

01:28:17Commit suicide.

01:28:18What?

01:28:20Find out about the party.

01:28:21Who is there?

01:28:22Who is not there?

01:28:23Commit suicide.

01:28:24I will buy it.

01:28:25How will you buy it?

01:28:26He has already got the funding.

01:28:27He is not your headache.

01:28:28You are going to commit suicide.

01:28:29I don't want to talk like this.

01:28:30Call me when you are cool.

01:28:32Do you think I am a PT?

01:28:34Stop.

01:28:35Close the door.

01:28:36Stop.

01:28:38This is his status.

01:28:40He doesn't know how to wear pyjamas.

01:28:42I taught him how to wear a suit.

01:28:44Get me a cup of coffee.

01:28:45Get me a cappuccino.

01:28:47Why are you standing?

01:28:48Come.

01:28:51Why do you stink?

01:28:52Get lost.

01:28:53Don't you wear perfume?

01:28:56Is it automatic?

01:28:57Yes.

01:28:58Awesome.

01:28:59Sister-in-law will not get a heart attack after seeing all this.

01:29:02I am giving something for the first time on my anniversary.

01:29:03Go and see if there are people there.

01:29:04I will see.

01:29:07Take a photo.

01:29:08What?

01:29:09Take a photo.

01:29:11Yes.

01:29:12That is going on these days.

01:29:14Yes.

01:29:21Sir, hurry up.

01:29:23Come.

01:29:25Sit.

01:29:31Hey.

01:29:33Come here.

01:29:38Rukmini.

01:29:39Ready.

01:29:40Let's start.

01:29:41Okay.

01:29:42Listen.

01:29:43Have you heard about Fifty Shades of Grey?

01:29:47Is it a paint cassette card?

01:29:49Actually, a new product has come.

01:29:54All my friends said that it is very effective.

01:29:57I want you to try it too.

01:29:59You were saying that it reaches the top floor.

01:30:01What is the need?

01:30:02Let's go.

01:30:03It reaches from the top to the top floor.

01:30:14Yes.

01:30:17Magic suit.

01:30:24Hello.

01:30:25Where are you?

01:30:27I am at home.

01:30:28How will you enjoy if you don't come to your success party?

01:30:31Everyone is waiting for you.

01:30:33Are you coming or should I come?

01:30:34Yes, I am coming.

01:30:38Is everything okay?

01:30:40It was Devraj's call.

01:30:42Oh, no.

01:30:49Come, Sopna.

01:30:52We are late. The party is over.

01:30:59Tiger export.

01:31:01The packaging is solid.

01:31:04Magic suit.

01:31:05Did you eat it?

01:31:07Rock it.

01:31:09Take it.

01:31:12Come.

01:31:14Come.

01:31:15Ma'am.

01:31:16Keep the program going.

01:31:24He steals.

01:31:26He loots the bank.

01:31:28He begs for alms.

01:31:30This is disgusting.

01:31:31This is disgusting.

01:31:44I am the trustee of Hathkesh Temple.

01:31:47Trustee.

01:31:54Does he know?

01:31:56Come to Chopra's office at 9 tomorrow morning.

01:32:00Chopra?

01:32:02Chopra.

01:32:04Chopra.

01:32:06Dot 9.

01:32:08I will send you the address.

01:32:11Dot 9.

01:32:14Jatkesh.

01:32:26Sir.

01:32:27Meet the real Abhay Chopra.

01:32:29Sir.

01:32:31I am Kabir Mehta, sir.

01:32:33I have seen all your videos a thousand times, sir.

01:32:36I am a big fan of yours.

01:32:37That's wonderful.

01:32:39Can I hug you, sir?

01:32:40Hey.

01:32:41Thank you.

01:32:44Relax.

01:32:46Relax.

01:32:48Relax.

01:32:50Relax.

01:32:52Relax.

01:32:54Relax.

01:32:55I have learnt a lot from you, sir.

01:32:56Sit.

01:32:58Learning by watching videos is the same as learning swimming by reading books.

01:33:04Yes.

01:33:05There is always a danger of drowning.

01:33:08Do you want a cup of tea?

01:33:09I will get it from home.

01:33:11Wonderful.

01:33:14You bring me at least 100-200 proposals daily.

01:33:18For business.

01:33:24Young bright kids.

01:33:25Businessmen.

01:33:26Everyone wants to collaborate with me.

01:33:28Everyone wants to do business with me.

01:33:29But I don't want to work with them.

01:33:32Big no.

01:33:33Ask me whom I want to work with.

01:33:36With whom?

01:33:37With the rocket.

01:33:38Rocket?

01:33:39Yes.

01:33:40Because there is fire behind the rocket.

01:33:43Raghuvir Mehta, there is fire behind you.

01:33:48Put your hand on your behind and feel the heat.

01:33:52Yes.

01:33:53You can do it.

01:33:54Now?

01:33:55Of course.

01:33:56Come on.

01:33:58Don't be shy.

01:33:59Yes.

01:34:01Yes.

01:34:04It's a little hot, sir.

01:34:05Yes.

01:34:09Sorry, sir.

01:34:12And recently I have heard that Chinese are also interested in investing in you.

01:34:19Chinese are very smart.

01:34:21Very smart.

01:34:22But very tricky people.

01:34:25It's very hard to handle them.

01:34:28You can't handle them alone.

01:34:34Anyways.

01:34:35Tell me one thing.

01:34:37What is business?

01:34:40Business is a game.

01:34:41A game.

01:34:42A football game.

01:34:44You are the centre midfielder.

01:34:45You take the ball forward.

01:34:46You go to the opposition.

01:34:47You pass it to the striker.

01:34:48The striker scores.

01:34:49Because the goal is always scored by the striker.

01:34:51Messi scores.

01:34:53You need Messi in your life.

01:34:55I am your Messi.

01:34:57Yes.

01:34:58Trust me.

01:34:59Imagine.

01:35:00You watched my videos and reached here.

01:35:04If you work with me, where will you reach?

01:35:09Sky is the limit.

01:35:10Trust me.

01:35:11Trust me.

01:35:12We will spread this soup all over the world.

01:35:17Think big.

01:35:18Big.

01:35:24One minute.

01:35:25Of course.

01:35:26Yes.

01:35:28What was that?

01:35:30School?

01:35:33Yes.

01:35:42It's good.

01:35:43Thank you, sir.

01:35:44Congratulations.

01:35:46I knew you would make the right decision.

01:35:48Welcome.

01:35:49No, no, no, sir.

01:35:51You didn't understand my game, sir.

01:35:53Huh?

01:35:54My game is different.

01:35:56In my game, you just have to sit outside and do the commentary.

01:35:59You can't play.

01:36:01I will handle that.

01:36:03And you taught me, sir.

01:36:06The dreams that exist,

01:36:07they are not cheap.

01:36:09And my dream, sir,

01:36:11is not as cheap as Sev Puri.

01:36:15I don't play football, sir.

01:36:17If you ever want to play cricket, come to the lane.

01:36:19I will hit sixes.

01:36:21Enjoy, sir.

01:36:22Hold it.

01:36:23Now go.

01:36:24Devraj's brother.

01:36:25I will destroy you.

01:36:26My name is Abhay Chopra.

01:36:29This camomile.

01:36:30Don't give it to me.

01:36:32I will destroy you.

01:36:33I will destroy you.

01:36:34I will destroy you.

01:36:35This camomile.

01:36:36Don't give it to me.

01:36:38How many times have I told you to give me tea?

01:36:52Yes, ma'am.

01:36:53We are taking appropriate action.

01:36:57Are you sleeping?

01:36:58Trust me.

01:36:59I am handling this person.

01:37:02Hello, ma'am.

01:37:04Mr. Mehta.

01:37:06I don't know how to say it.

01:37:09What happened?

01:37:21What is this, Mr. Mehta?

01:37:26We found this in your son's bag.

01:37:29He has been feeding his classmates in recess for the past two days.

01:37:34Chintu.

01:37:35Papa, zero.

01:37:36I got it from Aunty Dhani's house.

01:37:40He thought it was zero, ma'am.

01:37:41He didn't know.

01:37:42Mr. Mehta, we all know what this is.

01:37:44No, no. It's true, ma'am.

01:37:46He is confused.

01:37:47I am afraid I can't help you.

01:37:48We have zero tolerance policies towards these stupid, pathetic acts in our school.

01:37:52No, no. It's true, ma'am.

01:37:54He will apologize.

01:37:55Chintu.

01:37:56Apologize.

01:37:57Apologize.

01:37:59I am afraid your apologies won't work.

01:38:01I apologize on his behalf, ma'am.

01:38:03I say sorry, Mr. Raghuveer.

01:38:05I think it's better all around that you look for another school for your child.

01:38:10No, no, no. No another school, ma'am.

01:38:12This school is very good.

01:38:13I apologize.

01:38:14I apologize to everyone, ma'am.

01:38:15Sorry.

01:38:17Mani.

01:38:18Ma'am, sorry.

01:38:19That kid made a mistake.

01:38:20I can't help you.

01:38:21I am sorry.

01:38:22Ma'am, stop.

01:38:25I said stop.

01:38:26Manan, stop.

01:38:33Manan.

01:38:49Yes, Uncle.

01:38:50Hello, listen.

01:38:51Have you heard anything about the business that Raghu has started?

01:38:56Before starting such a business, the Daffodil Association should have thought

01:39:00that it belongs to the Mehta family.

01:39:02This is between the two of us, Uncle.

01:39:05We will handle this on our own.

01:39:08Great.

01:39:09Look, you don't have a problem, but I have a lot of problems.

01:39:14Tell Raghu not to use the name of the Mehta family ever again.

01:39:22Jai Hardcase.

01:39:32Jai Hardcase.

01:39:45What is this?

01:39:48Huh?

01:39:51Seriously, Raghu?

01:39:55Look, Mani, I was going to tell you.

01:39:58What were you going to tell me?

01:40:03Listen to me.

01:40:08If your friends buy it, there is no problem.

01:40:11Huh?

01:40:13If you use it, there is no problem.

01:40:16If the whole world eats it, there is no problem.

01:40:17If I sell it, there is a problem.

01:40:19What is this, Rukmini?

01:40:24Do you know how many people are out there who don't even talk about their weaknesses?

01:40:29If my medicine is helping them, what is wrong with that?

01:40:33How many of your businesses have failed?

01:40:38Our income was so low.

01:40:41Have I ever said anything to you?

01:40:47I just wanted people to respect you.

01:40:52Our relatives should respect you.

01:40:55Rukmini, listen to me.

01:40:56But even I can't respect you from now on.

01:40:59Rukmini, don't say that. Why did you do this to me?

01:41:01Why did you do this?

01:41:02Rukmini, I am sorry. I made a mistake.

01:41:05Why are you lying to me?

01:41:07Why did you lie?

01:41:08I am sorry. I made a mistake.

01:41:09I don't know how many more lies you have told.

01:41:10I didn't lie, Rukmini.

01:41:13Rukmini, listen to me.

01:41:31Rukmini.

01:41:32Rukmini.

01:41:33Rukmini.

01:41:59Everyone trusted me so much.

01:42:03I broke everyone's trust.

01:42:06Don't say that.

01:42:07You can't break anyone's trust.

01:42:10Do you understand?

01:42:12Uncle, I don't want all this business, funding, investment.

01:42:17Stop all this, uncle.

01:42:19This is all wrong.

01:42:20Calm down.

01:42:21Calm down, son.

01:42:22This is all wrong.

01:42:23We will work out.

01:42:24I don't want to work out, uncle.

01:42:25We will work out.

01:42:26I don't want to work out, uncle.

01:42:29This is all wrong. Stop all this.

01:42:34This is all wrong.

01:42:38This is all wrong.

01:42:46This is all wrong.

01:42:51Hey.

01:42:52Hey.

01:42:55Look at me.

01:42:58When you came to me for the first time,

01:43:01I made you run away.

01:43:04You came back.

01:43:05Then I made you run away.

01:43:06Then I made you come back.

01:43:07Then I made you run away.

01:43:08Then I made you come back.

01:43:09And I said that this boy has some guts.

01:43:11He will do something.

01:43:12This boy has got fire.

01:43:17And he lost.

01:43:19He lost.

01:43:22Do one thing.

01:43:24Sell your Nepali underwear.

01:43:27That is what you are good for.

01:43:31Yes.

01:43:42It is very easy for you to say all this.

01:43:45You want to live with a goat, right?

01:43:49I want to live with my wife.

01:44:00I want to live with my wife.

01:44:31Hello.

01:44:32Listen.

01:44:33We have found out in the investigation

01:44:35that after drinking your soup,

01:44:37Chinese General Zhang died.

01:44:40From the soup?

01:44:41Remember.

01:44:42Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise.

01:44:46If you find it difficult,

01:44:47make it an opportunity.

01:44:48And kill the guy.

01:44:50I will kill him.

01:44:52I will kill him.

01:44:53I will kill him.

01:44:54I will kill him.

01:44:55I will kill him.

01:44:56I will kill him.

01:44:57I will kill him.

01:44:58I will kill him.

01:44:59All right.

01:45:02Good night.

01:45:04Tanmay Bhai.

01:45:11I will, I will.

01:45:12I will explain everything.

01:45:15I will explain everything.

01:45:24Friends.

01:45:25It is time to go to the hearing.

01:45:29There are 32 agencies of the Government of India.

01:45:32Tomorrow morning, an inquiry commission will be set up for a preliminary inquiry.

01:45:36It will have all the people from the I.R. department to the animal support.

01:45:43Think about it once.

01:45:45Tell us the truth about what you used to mix in the soup.

01:45:47Otherwise, a big problem will arise.

01:45:49Are you ashamed?

01:45:51The mess has spread because you wanted to create a ruckus.

01:45:53CROWD CLAMORING

01:46:24Morning, everybody.

01:46:27Please be seated.

01:46:30Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,

01:46:31for being here at such a short notice.

01:46:38I will be heading this commission

01:46:39and will determine the nature of the charge sheet

01:46:42that has to be filed against Mr. Raghuveer Mehta and Dr. Varde.

01:46:47So, shall we please proceed?

01:46:49Sure.

01:46:50Sir, according to CBI and local police,

01:46:54they have no direct involvement in the death of General Zhang.

01:46:58Because we couldn't establish anything.

01:47:01But at the same time, we strongly suspect

01:47:05that their magic soup has some connection with the death of General Zhang.

01:47:12Okay.

01:47:14Claiming to make miraculous medicines like your magical soup

01:47:18and selling it is illegal.

01:47:21Were you aware about this?

01:47:25Yes.

01:47:27But we were not selling the product.

01:47:28We were trying to market it.

01:47:33Mr. Raghuveer,

01:47:34did you mix tiger's body parts in your soup?

01:47:49Basically, he is asking what happened to the tiger's body parts.

01:47:54Animal protein was found in your products.

01:47:58Can you please explain that to us?

01:48:00Animal protein?

01:48:02Animal protein is also found in milk.

01:48:04Then what did you mix in your products?

01:48:06What about this whole tiger connection?

01:48:09How does this whole thing work as an aphrodisiac, Mr. Mehta?

01:48:14So, you are interested in selling my soup's recipe.

01:48:16Please, quickly.

01:48:18Okay, fine. I'll tell you.

01:48:2620 grams of cardamom powder.

01:48:2950 grams of sugar.

01:48:3150 grams of cashews, pistachios and walnuts.

01:48:33But grinded.

01:48:34And 200 grams of milk powder.

01:48:39And?

01:48:40What else?

01:48:43Do you know what happens when you mix this in hot water and give it to the patient?

01:48:49Rabdi.

01:48:56Are you kidding us, Mr. Mehta?

01:48:58Yes, we mix this in hot water and give it to the patient. Rabdi.

01:49:15So, are you telling us that Rabdi is the only cure for all these people?

01:49:20Yes.

01:49:22Placebo.

01:49:28Madam, 70% of sex-related problems are psychological.

01:49:32They are mental.

01:49:33So, the patient thinks that he is taking medicine.

01:49:35And that gives him confidence.

01:49:36And he enjoys sex very well.

01:49:38It's simple.

01:49:39Mr. Mehta, please.

01:49:40Mind your language.

01:49:41I didn't abuse you.

01:49:45Okay.

01:49:48Madam, you don't have a problem with my language.

01:49:50You have a problem with this word.

01:49:52Sex.

01:49:53It's a simple word.

01:49:54S-E-X.

01:49:55Sex.

01:49:56Normal sex.

01:50:14Excuse me, sir.

01:50:19Tonsils.

01:50:24I'm very sorry, sir.

01:50:25I'm very sorry, sir.

01:50:26That in front of such a respected committee,

01:50:30I made you say such insolent things.

01:50:34What's insolent about tonsils?

01:50:37Is it not insolent to talk about tonsils?

01:50:41Huh?

01:50:42Is it not insolent to talk about fractured hands?

01:50:45Is it not insolent to talk about appendix diabetes?

01:50:48Why is it insolent to talk about the diseases of your reproductive organs?

01:50:52Aren't they your body parts?

01:50:54Huh?

01:51:20Enough, Dr. Vardhi.

01:51:21We respect your intentions.

01:51:23But this case is not about that.

01:51:25So can we go back to the point?

01:51:48Thank you.

01:51:54Thank you.

01:52:08Come and take my help.

01:52:09I will give you free advice.

01:52:11What courage.

01:52:21But we are taught that no.

01:52:23Shh.

01:52:27Frustration.

01:52:30They make you feel guilty about it.

01:52:40And because of that,

01:52:42molestation,

01:52:44child abuse,

01:52:46sexual criminality.

01:52:50Husband and wife fight.

01:52:52They don't talk about the problem.

01:52:54Let's talk about it.

01:52:55Let's go talk to some professional about it.

01:52:57No.

01:52:59Then because of that,

01:53:00domestic violence,

01:53:01affairs,

01:53:02and can end up in divorce.

01:53:05I have seen it.

01:53:06Divorce.

01:53:07Have you ever been divorced because of your tonsil?

01:53:10Huh?

01:53:13Let's talk.

01:53:18I learned this in Uganda.

01:53:20Then I came to New England.

01:53:22What are you doing?

01:53:23Run away from here.

01:53:24I ran away.

01:53:25Like a coward,

01:53:26I came to Ahmedabad

01:53:27and gave advice to everyone on a small scale.

01:53:30Then one day,

01:53:31a patient came to me.

01:53:34He became my friend.

01:53:36He said,

01:53:49This was the idea.

01:53:53I feel very proud that this young man

01:53:58turned me from a coward

01:54:00to a fearless man.

01:54:06Today, I am not in Uganda.

01:54:08I am in India.

01:54:10This is my country.

01:54:23This is my country

01:54:24and I will not stop.

01:54:36I have tested 60 random samples of your product.

01:54:41And here is the report.

01:54:44No animal DNA.

01:54:45No chemicals.

01:54:47There is nothing that is objectionable.

01:54:49And the animal protein that was found

01:54:51was due to lactose in the milk powder.

01:54:58And the animal protein that was found

01:55:00was due to lactose in the milk powder.

01:55:05I would advise the FDCA

01:55:06to immediately ban their product

01:55:08and CBI and local police

01:55:10can continue their investigation.

01:55:12And also find the reason

01:55:13behind the General's death.

01:55:25Uncle, are you still angry?

01:55:32Rascal,

01:55:33for the last 24 hours

01:55:34you have been fooling us.

01:55:37Sir, how can I fool you?

01:55:39I have been telling you

01:55:40that there is nothing in the product.

01:55:41You were not listening to me.

01:55:43At least tell me now.

01:55:45What did your Chinese hunter send?

01:55:47He only sent Chinese tiger soup, sir.

01:55:50And that Howley

01:55:51was selling Chinese churna

01:55:52in the name of soup.

01:55:54It is all here, sir.

01:55:57Aren't you afraid?

01:55:59Sir,

01:56:00do you know

01:56:01what is the most important thing

01:56:02to start a business?

01:56:03What?

01:56:05The end goal of this thing.

01:56:11Would you like to have rabri, sir?

01:56:13With the bowl of this thing?

01:56:15Let's go.

01:56:17Uncle,

01:56:18for the last 24 hours

01:56:19I have made you global from local.

01:56:20I will show this to you

01:56:21in your brand.

01:56:26The right business

01:56:27is the one

01:56:29where you sell

01:56:30not the problem

01:56:31but the solution.

01:56:33And because of this

01:56:34the solution called uniform

01:56:35was going to reach

01:56:36every house now.

01:56:45Rukmini,

01:56:46your husband

01:56:47has left his mark

01:56:48on such an industry

01:56:49whose value

01:56:50is very less in our society.

01:56:51Congratulations.

01:56:59Congratulations.

01:57:09Ladies and gentlemen,

01:57:10please allow me

01:57:11to welcome the CEO

01:57:12of Dr. Vardy's

01:57:13Sexual Health

01:57:14and Wellness Clinic chain

01:57:16Mr. Raghuveer Mehta.

01:57:17Raghuveer Mehta.

01:57:27Who is the customer?

01:57:28Sir, customer is king.

01:57:31Sir, customer is god.

01:57:33Sir, customer is business.

01:57:36Sir, customer is everything.

01:57:38Customer

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