WHITE CHICKS (2004) Movie Reaction! First Time Watch! Marlon Wayans Shawn Wayans Terry Crews
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00:00Santa
00:02I'm a nervous Rex. I don't know why we're watching this film. Kristen really wants to watch it with me
00:07She's like you are the person I need to do I need to watch this movie with I'm like, why me?
00:11She's like, I just I can't tell you but it's got to be you. I've not seen white chicks before
00:15This is my first time watching it. I've seen some of it
00:18I never go to finish it because my mother
00:21Broke the DVD and I'm gonna tell you exactly who what when why when it happens. Let's watch white chicks. I'm so excited
00:30Oh
00:36That's terrible, oh my god, that is so bad
00:49That's terrible you could not make this movie today
01:00Get down to business you got the money
01:11He's being so obnoxious
01:18Vanilla that's what you ordered. Oh, it's so gross
01:30Oh
02:01My goodness
02:13I was just thinking he's probably looking for a challenge
02:22Ice cream
02:25Oh
02:36It's a good thing they didn't get any team involved that would have been really bad
02:45That makes sense
02:51Oh my god
02:54Ice cream in the same day
03:01Having a team or a backup would be really helpful right now this music
03:11Poor guys
03:13Oh
03:21My gosh
03:23Why would you step in it?
03:27This dude's always playing this kind of role
03:37Yeah, or just completely absent zero intelligence
03:43And furthermore that how dare you disrespect, why would you do that?
03:56No, it's his girlfriend or his wife be so embarrassing. Yes
04:01His girl, oh my god, that'd be so embarrassing, you know, I'd be embarrassing how'd you get his number?
04:09Okay, I gotta go by get this place cleaned up I expect to have a full report on my desk tomorrow
04:18Let's get this place cleaned up. All right. Okay. So well you do the floor clean all the ice cream up and I'll go
04:25That was smooth
04:29Okay, oh she's pissed
04:32Baby don't hey, baby me. I can't believe you have me sitting here all night worried about you. Oh my gosh
04:39It's only eight o'clock
04:41Look after work the camera panned up to the clock. I called the bar. They said you left at 745
04:47Have you ever did something like that Marcus? It only takes six minutes to get there from here
04:51So if you've got somebody on the side Marcus, you need to tell me now, that's you
04:55You're the girl
04:56I've got here an eight which means there's two minutes unaccounted for if I was cheating on you
05:00Don't you think I need more than two minutes? Nope
05:03that face
05:05Don't answer that question
05:07Now we receive this from mr. Andrew Wilson CEO of Wilson Cruise Line the girls in the photo are his daughters
05:16We believe they are the kidnappers next victim. Mr. Wilson has given us permission to shadow his daughters. I
05:24Don't think this is a good idea
05:25Captain I don't care. Okay, we deserve to be on this case just as much as Gomez and Harper
05:30I know but we don't want to interrupt the man in the middle of a briefing
05:32Well, somebody got to stand up to how do these two knuckleheads end up in the FBI?
05:41We just want to know if we could get on the case you're on
05:45Shit like that easy
05:47All we got to do is pick these chicks up drop their ass off in the Hamptons and then we back in the Chiefs good
05:52I didn't join the FBI to become a nanny. I want to be out on the street where the action is. Okay, blackie Chan
05:59God that's rough
06:05All right
06:11Wow
06:13We're actually here to school leads to the Hamptons
06:16Oh
06:18Baby and clean out his bag. Oh my god. He didn't have his colonic and he like here have his colonic and those dogs had colonics
06:40Marlon Wayans, he's such great physical comedy
06:46Oh
06:48My lord
06:59One job one job. Oh
07:06My goodness
07:16I
07:23You think we're gonna go to the Hamptons with my
07:28It's really not that bad just they're so extra put makeup on this
07:42I
07:44Gotta remember that. I gotta commit that to memory
07:52Don't leave this room cuz cuz if you leave this room everyone's gonna see those hideous scars
07:59Marcus this weekend in the Hamptons means everything for these girls. They're not gonna show up with a scratched up nose and a busted lip
08:05for nobody
08:10What
08:15Kevin come on
08:18I'm not being ridiculous. Kevin. You heard the man
08:22Hey, what's up chief look this up me and Kevin want to tell you yeah, yeah chief
08:27We just wanted to thank you for the opportunity
08:31Well, they just want to stop off and get something he lied, oh my god my
08:38Sound effect on that sound like a tomato being stepped on
08:45Oh
08:47You know them girls ain't gonna be there. Oh, they'll be there. Oh Jesus. Oh my gosh. Hey Josh
08:52How would you like to be part of the team?
08:55Where the white women at let's do this
09:01There we go, Oh same purse same kind of dog
09:05That is their dog. They just took their dog. I don't know a dog. Maybe it's a new dog. I don't know
09:14That looks scary here. All right, the girls are yours stick with them. Don't blow your cover
09:20You sure this is gonna work. Just trust me. Follow my lead
09:25They look so scary. Oh
09:38My god, I can relate to that having had like hair down to here
09:44Hamptons hotel the bags in the car Jose
09:49And take baby clean out his bag poor thing just pooped everywhere and teach you not to say kiddo Taco Bell
09:57It's so rude that joke makes sense to nobody today any young kids are not gonna understand it
10:02I need a credit card, please and some ID, please
10:07credit card
10:09ID I'm so
10:11freakin
10:13No, I didn't mean to offend you it's just it's pretty I'm gonna have a BF. Oh my god. She's gonna have a pitchfork
10:20No, no, no, no, don't have a
10:23BF
10:25Now I'm gonna write a letter
10:29Dear
10:31Mr. Royal
10:35Hampton I am a white woman
10:44Yes
10:46What a great way to start a letter issue them keys immediate VIP learn your acronyms
11:00There's no way they look so different don't act like you don't know us there's no way
11:07There's no way they'd be mistaken for them
11:09I haven't seen you in forever. It's only been a year. Did you do something different to your hair? No, see game. Wait. Oh
11:18Wait a minute there is
11:21Definitely something different about the two of you. It's not gonna be that they're not gonna get found out college in college
11:28Oh
11:34No, you got taller too we got our knees done you can do that
11:40You should this is the collection of pea brains all these people Jesus. Excuse me. Thank God. Where do you think you're going to go?
11:47Yeah, the Hamptons magazine reception just started
11:51There they are
11:52The fen-fen twins. You're hot
11:55What are you that's Heather and Megan Vandergilt your sworn enemies did I say hot I meant not
12:04Only I hate them you guys hear about Megan she got stopped by security and sacks trying to pull a Winona
12:12the gossips real Megan
12:18She's hot though
12:20How'd it made the same mistake look who just flew in from the slum of Beverly Hills
12:26It's the Beverly Hope Billy's. Oh my goodness. That's rude. I'm sorry, but we just saw your new video
12:32Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. Damn
12:38Using what they just told him your mother shops at Saks
12:50Oh
12:55My god my cute what stupid she exercises when she could just get like
13:00Those the dumbest thing you can say your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered you breastfeed like this
13:13You lost walk take the L and walk
13:21About to pop on the tape
13:28She's winked at him
13:33Yeah, I'm working on getting you an interview with her
13:38No, we got a problem
13:41Thank You Wolfgang Paco, hmm, would you give that to baby? Oh my gosh
13:50Oh my gosh
13:54It's my job to know dang, she's beautiful. She is beautiful. Well, if I would have known you were so beautiful, I probably would have
14:03If I wasn't mistaken, I think you were floating with me, mr. Wilson
14:09Starting with you a girl
14:21You've done that to me
14:26You don't know your own strength sometimes that's a guy thing
14:30You mean there's Jesus? Oh, no. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I remember he's lactose. This is my worst fear
14:37He's lactose
14:47Deuces I got a deuce. Oh my gosh. This is so bad
14:57Lord
14:59Oh
15:03That's nasty
15:06Jesus that's not that fast. God. Damn. He barely had a bite. No, he ate a bunch. Oh, he did one
15:12Yeah, but it would still take like an hour. I
15:15Guess everyone's lactose intolerance levels are different. Jesus
15:20Doesn't work like that, okay. Oh my god, it's not that violent
15:25Okay, has this ever happened to one of your girlfriends
15:38Dude on the left is a friend of mine. Yeah, I didn't realize he was in this Santa must have come early this year
15:45Cuz you were first on my Christmas
15:47Oh my lord, there it is right there. He's writing it down. Are you naughty nice?
15:54The guy came. Oh, sorry. I'm not interested
15:58I'll take that as
16:01Some guys are like this
16:02Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup lines?
16:05Climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off
16:11Excuse me, damn, excuse me the Vandergeld Foundation's annual charity auction
16:18Bring a checkbook dress to impress and we'll see you there
16:23So what are you gonna wear?
16:27Yes, I
16:29Cannot ladies, you know what this means
16:41This hair situation
16:43For a short film I did I had to have long hair. That's it just kept getting in my mouth in my face
16:50And I was thinking that we could go to the movies
16:55Who is that? Oh, geez, this is not gonna go well
17:02That cannot be translated very well for the girlfriend
17:10That's gonna sound wrong
17:16The only thing that's gonna be tight is my foot down your throat you better answer me that didn't make any sense
17:21I told you oh man sometimes girlfriends are the worst
17:28You were late as a bull's-hair missed it
17:41I'm
17:59Been there y'all are too much
18:04Do you need help, um, I think I need a bigger size
18:09Let me show you a little trick
18:12Brace yourself. Oh Jesus. I had a friend do this to me once
18:21That's probably what the comedy is
18:23Oh
18:34Wait for me like this is the best day ever like y'all is so hot too. Oh my gosh
18:41Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean
18:54It looks like a character off Bob's Burgers right now, so hold on who would you do no time? We're on the job. Oh
19:08Are they wearing heels? What are they wearing heels?
19:15We're about to find out what do we do we follow them, but we can't blow our cover I'm trouble
19:21Yeah trouble now
19:30Imagine being them watching these girls
19:38I actually know I know a girl who would totally do that. By the way such a good line
19:42You'll be bidding on a date with some of Hampton's most eligible bachelorette first up
19:47Yours truly yours truly
19:52$500
19:56Yeah, she's very happy about that I
20:00Think I could get ten bucks
20:04Auctioned jab before a date we should
20:09Do I hear five
20:1410,000
20:16$20,000
20:27Hold it out and everything
20:47I don't have a couple more days. Do you know my wife is? Oh, I realize they were married
20:52I thought that was just his girlfriend
20:56No
20:58What are they gonna do if it's one of their friends you're gonna be in big trouble
21:10I'd be like I'm so tired
21:17It's your turn to host the slumber party
21:20Well, they got that on fast when a guy is in a really bad relationship
21:25It's really really obvious that he wants to be with you, but he just can't seem to break up with his girlfriend. Oh, wow
21:32Maybe you're just making yourself just a little bit too like available
21:37You call him all day long because you just want to know how their day is going, you know
21:41And and what they're thinking about and oh she feels bad. Don't cry in that outfit
21:45That's gonna ruin the makeup and everything
21:53Damn Oh God, you know something. I think you might have been
22:07Let's get her
22:16Oh
22:19Who do you work for in the fantasies, oh my god
22:24Brittany, what are you doing? Those are the strippers Raul and Tito strippers. Oh not anymore
22:30I thought they were gonna kidnap me. That's a part of their routine. Oh my god. I'm so sorry
22:40Everything is fine. Just a little case of PMS. That's all
22:44Just play a big emotional wreck
22:47Let's go get me some might all into Snickers
22:51He looks so scary I can't get over that makeup it just doesn't how how dumb do you have to be to mistake them for
22:58your friends
23:09Go long
23:14Yo, you do that again, I'm a bus
23:19What's that in tears, oh my gosh
23:24He mean business, oh my gosh
23:33So you're looking for
23:35Books
23:40My god, that's such a good move. That's such a good move. I dare you do it. I will totally dare you to do that
23:47I'm sorry. I didn't even get your name
23:49Latrell Spencer and you are Denise Porter. I dare you to do this. That's a great come back and tell me how it went
23:57I feel like I've seen you somewhere
24:00No, no, what do you have the earrings?
24:02He was probably wearing it when he was a girl
24:10She's worth the risk like he's risking everything to talk to this girl right now
24:22Yes, this is Copeland Oh look at her attention
24:27$4,000 dress. Oh shit. Oh my god
24:32Oh
24:34Why would she say that
24:37It's those marshmallows
24:45Yeah, I don't know what it's like to be a girl but if the duo is acting like that I'm like yo I'm out like
24:50I can't this is too much
24:59My lord he's into it
25:02The
25:05Judgment
25:09He's in a white girl, so he must know it, you know, I mean
25:14All the girls are in the same click or you know, what are you doing here?
25:18I came to borrow the car and the keys to his house. Are you crazy? Oh
25:24No, my brother you got to get your own
25:28He's become my favorite character in the movie
25:32I was like fighting him. So cringy at first. He's so good
25:41He's trying to oh, oh my gosh
25:49Sorry
25:52Tongue is kind of big. Oh
25:55My lord, this is real tongue. That's scary. Yeah, I think it's gross when guys do that with their tongue
26:00They look at you like everything is about circumstance
26:03No, when they look at you. I'm like, oh, this is really nice. Yeah
26:10dope
26:12Dope so I'm a home I pick boy
26:15Who's that? Oh my god. Oh the big buff
26:21How do you explain this that's my trainer why would you have that on your wall? Yeah, well, you know for inspiration. Oh
26:29My gosh
26:32He's gonna be into this isn't he what would you do if a girl did that a girl did do that
26:36You so can't put it away
26:39Girls that is so nasty. That's
26:44Gross. Oh my gosh. Whose dog is that?
26:52This whole idea is so stupid
26:58That's a good pivot he's a cousin oh
27:06My gosh
27:11Tracking him across the floor. Okay. He's just gonna do that sleep. Oh my god. That's like a monster
27:28Oh
27:33Yeah, my best friend is and his girlfriend do this and I don't get it
27:37They they just like have fart games around each other. I'm like, what is wrong with y'all? I get offended. I get a fit
27:42I'm like, there's a whole ass house here. You go to that side. How dare you seems like you have
27:48I
27:53Very rarely have the confidence to like kiss a girl on the first date
27:59We on our way on your way to what look this man sang to me
28:06He's been farting for the last 20 minutes
28:09Oh
28:23Why
28:25Why oh god, I'm gonna vomit. How are you doing sniffing chicks underwear?
28:30Wait till you find out who that belongs to the guys aren't they you really are disgusting
28:35Why if you're nice hold on it's judging him maybe he just likes to have some all of dudes that's okay
28:49He's trying to roof here
28:51Turn the tables on bandicoot tucked away a hundred million dollars. We live in the high life every since he got out of prison
28:58There goes our motive
29:01Oh
29:03Let's show them what sexy really is please show us what sexy is I
29:10Don't know if that's sexy. Well, she got his attention. That's all I really matters. Oh
29:19My gosh, okay strutting their stuff. Oh shit. Stop
29:26I
29:28Just like been practicing this behind closed doors, oh you mean you don't do this all the time
29:41I can't look at the girl the back
29:49Don't give up yet work on the white chicks
29:52Exactly. Oh shit. We knew the beat. Okay. Now it's gonna go down. We knew how this is gonna go. Come on. Oh
30:04Damn
30:06I'm shocked. I'm not holding on to their wigs. I was thinking about that earlier. I was waiting for it to fly right off
30:19Amazing
30:21Oh
30:25She needs a chill with a Keith dude
30:30This is my least favorite part of dating is having to hold a girl's hair while she vomits is my least favorite thing
30:42Such a good job
30:44Oh
30:46No, take it back take it back undo undo that's so gross
30:59I'm trying not to laugh as hard anymore
31:03Jesus
31:05He's got a whistle and everything I can't tell if you're sweating or sparkling right now
31:10He's glistening I do not buy for a second that he would not be
31:15Surrounded by all the women on the dance floor. They would all be like right up against got a girl
31:19He's got a girl. He had a girl morning snowflake. Oh shit
31:25That's oh, yo, he looked like a girl for real
31:28No way
31:31Sodom rock Hamptons
31:36How can they mistake themselves for
31:46Who would wanna clone you y'all are awful
31:56This is a bad look just tell the truth
32:01Or she at
32:07They went against my expectations, I thought she was gonna ask about the girl real fast
32:31Oh
32:34My god the best friends right outside the door I can explain
32:39Don't let her walk away don't let her walk away grab her hand or something
32:51That has not aged well at all
32:54What the hell you guys doing with the Wilson's chief these aren't the Wilson sisters. No, sir
33:00Oh
33:04God are you kidding? Those are nice. That's enough. Hey, okay
33:10You can't fake these
33:17She covered his eyes, why would she do?
33:21He deserve that yeah
33:23He deserve
33:26Because of you I had to suspend two of my best agents, but chief I could explain I don't want to hear it
33:32You're both fired. We're turning your guns and your badges. This operation is over. Come on chief. You can't fire us
33:38I just did I didn't do seen in a movie before we could do this ourself Kevin. This ain't about we it's about you
33:44You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it
33:47I just lost my wife and my job because of you
33:51We can make the grab tonight
33:53You sure you and your friend can get the job done
33:58Who this would I let you know
34:01Wow, I'm always dragging you into everything. I never even asked what it is that you want to do
34:06I don't know. There's something about always having you around
34:08Just it makes me want to step up my game guess it cuz I always know you're gonna have my back
34:13Turns out that Vandergilt's Prince was all over the ransom. No, what are you doing calling the chief? No, you ain't
34:19You said we could do this on our own, right?
34:23Triple-t. K a
34:25time to
34:28I feel like after a case like this you couldn't go back from like not being out my
34:35God, you would probably slip out every 10 minutes, right?
34:40I'm sorry ladies. That's just the way it is. They're hot. You're not so deal with it. Let's just cut to the chase
34:48He's not into Wow darlings, where have you been?
34:53Mm-hmm. Listen, you were incredible at the nightclub last night. Thank you credible. Thanks
34:59And Heather's gonna be leaving after the party tonight
35:01And I was laughing I'm actually glad they turned him into a bad guy cuz I was just like thinking there's something off about this
35:07Dude, you think I'm just a booty call
35:10Well, not good for you. I deserve better than that. Yes, you do nicely done
35:19Let's put in the moves makes you think you're that special. Oh
35:23Damn
35:27Nicely done you're gonna regret that I'm so scared
35:38Sometimes a man can't see he has someone so special
35:42Are you like a lesbian? Oh, no, there was no indication there like women do that
35:48It was more like the man comforting vibe I could see you do that to a chara. I wouldn't touch your face like that
35:54All right
36:04Lord oh my gosh. That's how they're posing starting that trend
36:10I
36:15Didn't we just see you how did you change so fast? That's incredible
36:23Is there a freakout
36:32Turning it to carry
36:38Work it
36:41Oh, it's not yours now, but then everyone loves it and then you take credit for it. Oh my gosh, exactly
36:52Oh my gosh, someone has got to give those girls a taste of their own medicine
37:02They could have died yeah
37:04Those
37:10Masterpiece
37:12Masterpiece so
37:15Revolutionary so bold and so Oh
37:19Yeah, I was on to something and they end up winning in the end
37:23No own it
37:27They don't do their little pose
37:34What is happening
37:43After party show
37:50The wrong one got kidnapped hey, that's kind of cool though
38:04Whoa, damn FBI, we're gonna go out the bandicoot. Oh, you're gonna need this
38:15This has to be the worst plan in the history of plans
38:19That he didn't tell you he's broke. What do you mean broke like like Martha Stewart broke?
38:27Oh my god, oh
38:30Oh my lord, are you filming this? I'll give you something to shoot
38:47Okay, that's real brave of you I had no choice I couldn't let them take my one true love away I
38:57Ain't what you think I am
39:00Baby, we all got secrets
39:06It's gonna double down isn't he are you telling me that you
39:11I'm not yeah, I'm not a woman white
39:15The deception
39:27Someone get this jigaboo away from me
39:37Marcus oh
39:39This is some Jerry Springer shit
39:41Hahaha
39:43Once again, you guys managed to do everything. I told you Wow to do way to call back to the beginning stepping something
39:50Yeah, but we couldn't have done it without Gomez and Harper. All right. See you all in the office tomorrow
39:58I'm surprised, you know, he didn't say your underwear smells good, by the way. Oh
40:02No, you let that die. Who do you think wore those panties?
40:07Marcus
40:09Gomez I told you I was looking for DNA. Oh, yeah. Oh
40:13I'm Kevin Copeland
40:14I don't drive a Bentley and I don't have a house in the hill
40:17But I'd really really really like to take you out any man who would jump in front of a bullet for me
40:25See the thing is there's no way he would have gotten that day without lying. That's the sad part. I've hid things from you
40:32But I've never cheated on you, but I am guilty
40:35I'm guilty of paying more attention to my job than I do my wife. Oh
40:40My biggest crime is I didn't tell you I loved you every single day
40:50Sometimes the best friends are the worst what it's sometimes. Yeah, I love you
40:57A wheelchair
41:00Wow, I hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us
41:05So bummed cuz they're fun to hang out with he liked Brittany and Tiffany like so much more
41:12when you were that
41:16Y'all need better friends, I guess this means we won't be hanging out anymore. Oh, don't say that. Of course we will
41:22We'll hang out. Yeah, we're gonna all get together and we're gonna go
41:29Was the part that your mom broke the DVD on
41:32Okay, so there's a lot I didn't remember in here
41:35But the part that she shut it off on they didn't show it on here. Oh, really?
41:39Yeah, there's a part where they have a dildo and they're like talking about how to handle it. Maybe you saw like
41:46Uncut version or something like a rated version that makes I guess full they started. Okay. I just remember that
41:52Yeah, because I was shocked but my mom came in at the wrong time. Yeah, and they start hitting
42:00So funny and I was dying and I'm like, oh my god, yeah, there's an unrated version on DVD that you can buy
42:08Must be what it is. Okay. Well, there's that scene and my mom had walked in right as that came up
42:14She didn't see anything else
42:17So she took it out it was like yelling at me for hours
42:21Hey parents always walk and she broke it in half. That's a lot of that and I'm like no
42:26It was funny. Like we just
42:30And I'm like, dude, you never even
42:33Watched it. You didn't see it. Like this was this just happened right now
42:37I don't even know what was like it just happened
42:40Yeah, like that's right when she walked in and they were they were just you know playing with this thing. Yeah, and
42:47That was the end of it well
42:48We truly saw this movie for the first time that we've established that because you saw a different version
42:54Marlon Wayans is one of those people who I kind of feel bad that he hasn't gotten more
43:01Opportunities to do more serious stuff because the only time I recall him doing something serious is Requiem for a Dream
43:07And he did a great job in that
43:08I talked to someone who spoke to him about it and he was very proud of that that job like even that little bit at
43:13The end where he was apologizing to his wife
43:15I'm like man
43:16he there's so much he could have done over the course of his career that he he's got he kind of got lost in
43:21These comedies and and the scary movies and stuff like that no shade at that
43:25But it's just like there's other things he could have done. Anyway, I actually thought that this was pretty good
43:30I dismissed it upon seeing the commercial ages ago when I saw the commercial
43:35I'm thinking this is just a dumb comedy that is not gonna be very good and it's gonna be cringy and blah blah blah and
43:41I'm watching I'm like dang I missed out like this was actually a lot of fun and
43:44They actually had a solid structure underneath all the the chaos and goofiness
43:49That was this film, you know the fact that you had
43:52Brought it back at the end of the film of the boss stepping in the red. Just like the ice cream
43:57I was like this movie is doing way more than I gave it credit for that's wild
44:02And you know, of course, like I said earlier Marlon Wayans is physical comedy so strong. Yeah, he's all Larry
44:08I came through here
44:09The only thing that I couldn't get past was like how is everyone buying into these two being the same as those two over there?
44:16Nothing I took it for like, okay surgery and like, you know, how many times do you see somebody and they get work done?
44:22They just look completely different. You look the same. I know this one girl
44:26I'm not gonna say names because I really like her. She looks like a dude now. Okay, she looks like that's okay
44:33She was so pretty and she got too much work done then now she looks like a guy
44:39Okay, like it. She's she but she's a woman. Yeah, she looked like them. Okay, okay
44:46And she did so much that it doesn't even look like her anymore
44:49yeah, so I can see how that can happen because I'll show you after this the before and after and you'll be like
44:56Yeah, why but it's because you got they got stuck in like the surgery thing. So I I can believe it from the
45:04Perspective of rich people just constantly like I guess that's fair putting in money. No change their appearances
45:11That's fair. Then, you know kind goes wrong. No, absolutely. That's fair that I could see what you're saying even side-by-side
45:16I'm like these two look nothing alike at all. So I was just like I guess we're just buying in
45:21Yeah, how much fun is this?
45:23Absolutely fun was the idea of it and it's such a shame that like nowadays this would be a really this this film
45:31Could you couldn't you couldn't do this movie today? No exactly, but but it's fun. Yes
45:36It's so much fun and so funny. Yeah, like I don't know. I'm here for it my friend Casey
45:43He was Terry Cruz's right-hand guy. Yeah. Yeah, so I I used to I used to run into him all the time when I was
45:49Running auditions. He's actually close with my big bro Skeeter. I saw him. I was like, what the hell was he doing in this movie?
45:55I had no idea
45:55I think this is a chick flick, but I feel like any guy can enjoy it and crack up with it
46:00It has a perfect. Yeah, it's a medium perfect. Yeah, and the music's just great. I like you just want to go
46:07In
46:09Key
46:12You sing your little heart out the movie had me in stitches at times
46:17I was like I was laughing a lot more than I expected
46:19I I just like I keep comparing it against what I had thought I was gonna get when I saw the commercial like I can't
46:24Help myself. It's like I just thought it was just gonna be stupid and not fun
46:28And like this was a lot of fun
46:30Part of the fact is like part of it is that we're watching the film together
46:33You got to watch it with the right people, I think so. Yeah, I think normally I don't like cringy films
46:39Yeah, whether you're just like us so cringy. This one's like cringe all around. I love it
46:45Like it's it's cringe in all the right ways. And I just I'm like, oh
46:55The crazy thing is like they were very like persistent in telling a story along the way right because it could have easily
47:02Descended into scary movie and just been chaos and jokes and oh, you know, whatever, but they actually had a story along the way
47:08I'm surprised that there wasn't a sequel to this. I know I feel like they should have one or like do something different
47:13I don't know. I liked it. I like these two characters like also I like them when they work together
47:19This made a hundred and thirteen million at the box office. There's no way it costs anywhere near that much to produce. Well done
47:24It's well done 37 million. It made its money back and some like it cleaned house cleaned up shop
47:31So, I don't know why they didn't get a sequel. I'm really surprised. Well, I mean, I feel like it's so good
47:36Like just great. Mm-hmm. I didn't need one. I just let it just let it live. Yeah, that's true
47:41Let it be no fair enough to breathe the girl. Um, what's her name? Which one?
47:45There's a lot of girls Karen is busy Phillips. What a name. I worked with her on Cougar Town. Okay, and she's
47:53Definitely an interesting character. Very interesting
47:56No, that's the end of the story, okay, Terry Cruz is still my favorite like he
48:03He always surprised me like he was so committed to this character and like the the thing is the way he handled that scene was
48:10So like authentic, but he was on the date and and Marlon Wayans was doing everything to just scare him off
48:17And he was just like no, I'm in I'm totally in gross. He's really seemed like he was into her him
48:22He was confusing. He really seemed like he was into into Marlon Wayans, and I love that. He was more
48:28Irritated at the ethnicity. Yeah, then the gender he's like, you're not a white chick
48:36That's a great film I'd watch it over and over again and I would put it on every sleepover Frankie
48:43I'm gonna make my mom watch it or Frankie Faison. I can't I don't know if I'm saying
48:47I don't know how to say his last name, but this dude is always playing like the chief
48:50He's always playing the boss at an FBI agency or the CIA or the LAPD
48:55He's always that dude every time I've seen him. I can't think of a single role where he wasn't in a suit
49:00Yeah, he's always in that outfit and John Heard is the guy I said my it was friends with my dad
49:05Yeah, I think he passed away if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, he passed away in 2017 and he was the dad in Home Alone. Oh
49:12That's where I recognize his face. Yeah
49:16Anyway
49:18Yeah, I don't know that there's too much to say about this other than it it tickled me and
49:23It tickled your pantsy. Yeah, it tickled my pants. It tickled my underwear when it's in my own door smells great. Oh
49:30Okay, I just remembered the whole thing in the bathroom, no, no the whole thing in the bathroom reminded me of another thing goodbye
49:40We gotta talk about it, we gotta talk about it keep my head down. No, come on
49:44We gotta talk about it. So there's this movie called Nick and Nora's infinite playlist or something like that, right?
49:49And the only scene that stuck out in my mind was a bathroom scene and I tried to describe it to her
49:56She's like, I never what are you talking about? And I'm like, well, let me send it to you
49:59She's like, okay cool. And so I'm just we're on the phone and I'm just folding my laundry and she's like, okay
50:04I'm watching it. I'm watching I'm sweeping my floor like I'm not all happy
50:08No, but like I just I'm like I need because I tried to describe the scene to her and I'm like
50:12I'll just show it to you. She goes. Okay. Okay. I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm watching
50:18No, no, no, what you why did you send this to me?
50:23Why would you send this to me like I could hear pain in her voice like like I cut her like I hurt her
50:32She goes she goes
50:35No
50:38Floor in my apartment laughing. I felt like I needed to go into the restroom and shower brush
50:44Might I was about to throw up. I was like, I almost wanted to cry. I was like, why did you send this to me?
50:51Why would you do that?
50:56I have PTSD man. You know what you sounded like you sounded like Kevin Hart when his friend threw the pen at the ostrich
51:02It's just like why would you send this to me?
51:08Horrible, oh my god, I fell on my knees. I fell
51:13I was like you're blocked. You're cut off and done. You lost all credibility
51:17I think I'd laugh for like 30 minutes straight on the phone. You did you did I was I wish I could have seen your face
51:23Oh, I was so disgusted. I was ready to hang up like so when they did the vomit thing here
51:32It made it even funnier for me remembering that I just didn't say anything to her because I wouldn't have been able to give you
51:37That is the context in time. But like when she put the finger on on Sean Wayne
51:42I was just like
51:47I don't know. We don't need to relive the vomit scenes anything vomit related. I'm out. Leave me alone
51:54Yeah, it was pretty bad. I'm trying to find that chick. Never mind. We're done. I think okay, so I
52:00Can't find her. Who's the chick that he was into the news reporter?
52:04That's not her I can't find her IMDb is good like they make the photo so tiny anyway, y'all
52:10thanks so much for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed that and
52:13Yep
52:14That's it. Peace out