Scene Makeup Fail (+ Funny Emo Cosmetics)

  • 3 months ago
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00:00Scene makeup fail.
00:01Plus, funny emo cosmetics.
00:02Great example of someone trying too hard.
00:04Congrats on your anime eyes.
00:05Looks like someone took a blade to them and sliced them right down the middle.
00:07I know you wanted this really badly,
00:08but you just can't fix that nose,
00:10and that chin,
00:10and those lips.
00:11Looks like you just got a facial from a Smurf.
00:14And a unicorn.
00:14See, you don't have to have light skin to be emo.
00:16This chick totally pulls Satan off.
00:17This is what it looks like when you steal wigs from clowns.
00:19I call this makeup the crafty raccoon.
00:21She always looks like she's plotting something.
00:23And stupid.
00:24You know that girl you didn't talk to in high school?
00:26Found her.
00:26You're aging, get over it.
00:28Yay, a video tutorial.
00:29Let me guess, you're teaching us what not to do.
00:31Aw, why the long face?
00:32So that's what a ventriloquist doll would look like if it had diabetes.
00:35If Edward Scissorhands were even more socially retarded,
00:37and blacked out whenever he put makeup on.
00:39I've always felt like people with these bangs are probably inbred.
00:41After saying that just now, I feel even more strongly about it.
00:44So that's why Starbucks removed Merry Christmas from their caps.
00:46They were afraid of losing their Satanist customers.
00:47Ooh, it's a suicide girl!
00:49I feel like if they did Photoshop this,
00:50it would have been less obvious.
00:51I mean, they have one job.
00:52Aw, why the long face?
00:54No, that joke never gets old.
00:55Is that really how you want to take pictures?
00:56Hey guys, everything's cash!
00:58Aw, why the round face?
00:59It's like you have Pac-Man for a head.
01:01You know what, I actually like her makeup.
01:02Reminds me of one of the hottest Mortal Kombat characters.
01:04And let's not forget the sexy Super Mario character.
01:06Wow, a zebra!
01:07So majestic!
01:08It's like you tried to take advantage of every single color within the spectrum of human vomit.
01:11That's kind of cool, I guess.
01:13Nice job on your makeup, what do you call that look?
01:14Corpse?
01:15We'll name this one Rainbow Crackhead.
01:17There's no doubt in my mind you were on drugs when you did your makeup.
01:19What were you going for, Oompa Loompa?
01:20Nice eyebrows, if you flatten them out a bit, you might almost pass as human.
01:23Your bangs look like a unicorn fart cloud.
01:26So close, only one face piercing away from loving yourself again.
01:28Poking one more hole will make all the self-loathing go away.
01:31That actually looks good.
01:32I literally like your style.
01:34This, however, you're like a deceased Smurf villain.
01:36Moral of the story?
01:36I'm an asshole.
01:37And you should be too.