Do Guys Like Big Thighs

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00:00You guys like big thighs?
00:01Beyonce here apparently has big thighs.
00:03You know what big thighs normally lead to?
00:04Big booties.
00:05Meanwhile, this woman's downright scary.
00:06There's gotta be a corset or something under there.
00:08That's not a normal human body.
00:09This woman showed up for big thighs, but she looks pretty normal.
00:11Isn't that what thighs are supposed to look like?
00:13And then we have this woman who's also obviously touched up in Photoshop.
00:15Because the reality is big thighs often lead to cellulite.
00:17Cellulite being dimpled flesh.
00:19This is precisely what I'm talking about.
00:20Mind you, it doesn't seem to be a problem for this woman.
00:22When some, you lose some.
00:23This person summed it up pretty good.
00:24Yes, some men are into big thighs.
00:25But what works for one guy doesn't work for all guys.
00:27But here's the actual statistics.
00:29Apparently, 79% of women say they prefer thick thighs.
00:31And 94% of men say they prefer thick thighs.
00:33So ladies, you know that thigh gap you've been going for?
00:35Yeah, you've been screwing yourself.
00:36I mean, unless your boyfriend actually loves you.
00:38In which case, he won't care.
00:39Decent people don't find significant others based on their appearance alone.
00:42These jokes are too much.
00:43Anyway, 6% of guys prefer thin thighs.
00:45And if you're a lesbian, you're in luck.
00:46Because 21% of women prefer thin thighs.
00:48It says here most guys like big thighs.
00:49Especially if you're small in the midsection.
00:51They also say guys do not want a stick figure.
00:53This person's pointing out that proportion is beauty.
00:54You know, duh.
00:55Of course proportion is beauty.
00:56That's basically the basis of all beauty.
00:58See this diagram here?
00:59We humans are literally obsessed with proportion.
01:01That's why most every celebrity you see is proportionate.
01:03Except for Lady Gaga, who looks disgusting.
01:05And Perez Hilton.
01:06Gross.
01:07Now here's where most everything I just said falls apart.
01:09I typed in beautiful woman's body to Google.
01:10And this image showed up.
01:11As well as this image.
01:12And let's not forget about this one.
01:13You see consistency here?
01:14None of those women had big thighs.
01:15So maybe, and I know this sounds crazy.
01:17But 94% of men voted idealistically.
01:19Because the images that show up when you type in beautiful woman's body.
01:22That's significantly based on the popularity of the images.
01:24They are a direct reflection of what we actually consider beautiful.
01:27In other words, in reality.
01:28People prefer thighs about the size of mine.
01:30Which is actually pretty average and boring.
01:31In fact, if I shaved my legs, they'd look a lot like this chick.
01:34So I know this comes as a shocker to you ladies.
01:35But normal, boring sized guys.
01:37Tend to wind up with normal, boring sized girls.
01:39And you know it's true.
01:40Because it's obvious.