Bubble Gang: Boy Tumba, ang unang Pinoy sa Alcatraz Prison!
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00:00Good day, Philippines! We are here at Alcatraz State Prison to cover the first ever RPUS Prisoner Exchange Program.
00:14And we will be joined by the Philippine Ambassador to the U.S., Ambassador Jojo De La Cruz,
00:20to welcome the first Filipino prisoner here in Alcatraz.
00:25Ambassador, good day to you.
00:27Good day to you, and I greet the Filipinos. Good day and long live to you.
00:32I just want to welcome Boy Tumba here in Alcatraz. Boy Tumba, welcome to you.
00:38Welcome.
00:39Hello, Ambassador. What's her name?
00:42Maria.
00:44Yes, Maria. Can I hug you?
00:47Sure, sure.
00:48Maria.
00:49Welcome.
00:50Ambassador, I can't believe it.
00:53And really...
00:54I'm already in America.
00:55Yes, I really can't believe it. Boy Tumba, you're the first Filipino to join our RPUS Prisoner Exchange Program.
01:06Just you?
01:08Exchange?
01:10Yes.
01:10I'm replaced?
01:12Yes, Martin. We sent him to the Philippines.
01:15Martin?
01:16Martin.
01:16What's that? Canoe?
01:17It's an American.
01:18Filipino? Replaced?
01:20Yes, RPUS.
01:21Thank you, Ambassador. Thank you.
01:24I can't believe I'm already in America.
01:28That's enough, Boy Tumba.
01:30Ambassador, you know, it's not a dream. I can't believe it. I'm going there. I'm going to apply in America.
01:37I won't be given a police clearance.
01:39But here, I was given a U.S. Visa. There's no more appearance. It's just a dropbox.
01:45Really.
01:46I'm already here.
01:48So I hope you enjoy yourself here.
01:51Is it delicious here?
01:52It's delicious here. Everything.
01:54Everything.
01:55My favorite is Sinigang Bulalo.
01:57There's no Sinigang here. There's no Bulalo.
02:00What we have here is steak.
02:03Steak?
02:04Steak. There.
02:05Oh, steak.
02:06There's mashed potatoes. There's a lot here.
02:10That's right. Steak.
02:11Because this is the United Steaks. There's a lot of steaks here.
02:14There's a steak in T-bone. T-bone.
02:16T-bone? I thought there's a T-bone compression here.
02:20There's also steak.
02:21Steak?
02:22There.
02:23Is that what we're eating here?
02:24Yes, that's what you're eating here.
02:26It's delicious here.
02:27There's nothing here. That's why I hope you enjoy yourself here.
02:31It's like...
02:32Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
02:34I just want you to be with the people here.
02:36Because it's like the Philippines.
02:38If you're together, it's better.
02:40So, good luck. I hope you stay here for a year and enjoy yourself in Alcatraz.
02:45A year?
02:47A year.
02:48I've been here for a year?
02:48Yes, you've been here for a year.
02:50Are those people with me?
02:51Yes, they're all here.
02:52I'm going to learn how to swim here.
02:55How?
02:55I'm going to learn how to swim here.
02:57Of course.
02:58I'm going to learn how to swim here.
02:59How is it, boy?
03:01We're going to go in now, okay?
03:03I'm really here?
03:04Yes, wait a minute.
03:06I can't believe it.
03:08Take care.
03:10America.
03:11I mean, take care of him, okay?
03:14Sure, no problem.
03:15What's this?
03:16Enjoy.
03:17Thank you very much.
03:20Hello, I'm Mr. Poy Chumba.
03:22Welcome to Alcatraz.
03:24What's your name?
03:26I'm General Lieutenant Kevin Anderson.
03:30General Lieutenant!
03:32General Lieutenant!
03:34General Lieutenant!
03:36Hey, stop it.
03:38Hey guys, this is Poy Chumba.
03:40The visiting prisoner from the Philippines.
03:44Well, he's all yours, guys.
03:46I was in America yesterday.
03:48It was so good.
03:50Hey,
03:52don't think badly of me.
03:54Don't try to fool me.
03:56You don't understand what we're just saying.
03:58You don't understand what?
04:00Hey,
04:02these guys are really crazy.
04:04They're going to make me white.
04:06I'm sure they're going to catch me.
04:08They're going to make me white.
04:10Hey, you.
04:12I think this is a sample.
04:15Hey,
04:17why are you talking to me like
04:19you don't notice me?
04:21Are you trying to fool me?
04:23I'm the number one prisoner
04:25in the Philippines.
04:27Top natcher.
04:29Snatching.
04:31You think I don't know English?
04:33I know English.
04:35I know English.
04:37Knock, knock.
04:39Who's there?
04:41I'm downstairs.
04:44Oh, you're the one I'm talking about.
04:46I'm downstairs.
04:50Boychumba,
04:52you got a visitor.
04:54Visitor?
04:56Yes.
04:58You're so lucky.
05:00You're just about to enter
05:02and you already have a visitor.
05:04Hi, I'm Martin's wife.
05:06Martin?
05:08Yeah.
05:10Martin Exchange?
05:13Husband?
05:15Wife?
05:17Yes, I'm the wife of Martin.
05:19You're so lucky.
05:21You won.
05:23Win?
05:25There's a contest?
05:27No, you will win.
05:29Oh, really?
05:31Today is your regular schedule for conjugal visit.
05:33Conjugal?
05:35Yeah, you know conjugal visit?
05:37Conjugal?
05:39You're just about to enter.
05:42It's so nice here in America.
05:44You know, Martin's not here
05:46so you might as well take his place now.
05:48You?
05:50Me?
05:52You're his counterpart, right?
05:54You like me?
05:56Why not?
05:58You're so silly.
06:00Martin is so unlucky.
06:02It's so nice here in America.
06:04That's why
06:06Martin is doing this.
06:08I'm Martin!
06:10I'm Martin!
06:12I'm Martin!
06:14I don't know how to speak to Martin.
06:16Martin?
06:18Help me today!
06:20Ahhh!
06:22Welcome back to the U.S.!
06:38Oh my God!