It's Showtime: Vice Ganda, nanlibre ng two-piece chicken! (EXpecially For You)

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Aired (July 5, 2024): Iba talaga kapag umaasenso tayo, grabe ka na Meme, may pa-chicken!  Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.  Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso

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00:00One of the reasons is that I'm addicted to online games.

00:05What?

00:06Addicted?

00:07He's addicted.

00:08Yes, I'm addicted to online games.

00:09What?

00:10He's addicted.

00:11To?

00:12Online games.

00:13MN?

00:14Yes.

00:15How do you get addicted to online games?

00:17When you can't play, you just play around.

00:21That's so worse.

00:22You get cold when there are no online games.

00:24You get cold hands.

00:26And when you play online games...

00:31Something like that.

00:34What online games are those?

00:35Mobile Legends and DOTA.

00:38You buy skins like that?

00:40Yes.

00:42That's expensive.

00:43It's a good thing that chicken skin is cheap here.

00:46In our canton, at night,

00:48next to the chicken in a cell,

00:50chicken in a cell, chicken in a toe,

00:52there's a mango chicken.

00:53The ones that are sold at home.

00:54Chicken in a cell, chicken in a toe,

00:56chicken in a pe, there's a mango.

00:58There's a pe too?

00:59Yes.

01:00Why?

01:01There's a in a toe.

01:02Yes.

01:03In a cell, in a toe, like that.

01:05There's a pe, there's a chicken in a cell for eating.

01:07Ah, chicken in a cell.

01:08Chicken in a cell.

01:09Yes.

01:10What's chicken in a cell?

01:11Chicken in a cell,

01:12the chicken,

01:13the chicken thought he was going to season it,

01:14but he didn't season it.

01:15The chicken woke up,

01:16that's why it's called chicken in a cell.

01:18Chicken in a cell.

01:19Yes, chicken in a cell.

01:21But maybe chicken in a ngat.

01:23In a ngat, why?

01:24The ones that can't be bought at the bottom,

01:25they put it here.

01:26This is chicken in a ngat.

01:27So they can buy it?

01:28They can buy it.

01:29Yes.

01:31Because it's already seasoned.

01:32That's a class.

01:33That's a barangay.

01:34In Tambunting,

01:35barangay 3, 7, 4, zone 38,

01:36district 3 of Manila.

01:38Yes.

01:39Yes.

01:40Then they send it to the MDAs.

01:41Chicken in a ngat.

01:42What's that?

01:43Chicken in a list.

01:44Chicken in a list.

01:45Then there's the cheaper ones,

01:46the burnt ones.

01:47Yes.

01:48The ones that can't be left out.

01:49Those are the chicken in a pe.

01:52How many times do you heat it?

01:53Yes.

01:54No, we don't close in chicken.

01:55Don't you have other chickens?

01:57What?

01:58Don't you have other chickens?

01:59I don't eat those.

02:00I only eat McDonald's.

02:02Yeah.

02:05The size is different.

02:06McDonald's is like a dinosaur.

02:08Admit it.

02:09Chicken in a McDo is really big.

02:10It's crispy.

02:11Do you want chicken in a McDo?

02:13Yes.

02:15If you save up,

02:16you won't be disappointed.

02:19You're making him disappointed.

02:20Do you really want it?

02:21Yes.

02:23I'll be free again today.

02:24I'll be freeing you.

02:25I'll be freeing you.

02:29I'll be freeing you.

02:31What a waste.

02:33I have 2-piece.

02:34Do you want 2-piece?

02:35Yes.

02:36How many of you?

02:38You're divided into 2-piece.

02:39You're so big.

02:41Why can't I finish it?

02:45Wow, Ava.

02:50Share the blessings.

02:52Share the blessings.

02:53And next week,

02:54I'll give you ketchup.

02:58Ronaldo is really different.

03:00Why Ronaldo?

03:01Ronald McDonald's husband.

03:03Ronald McDonald's boyfriend.

03:24I'll see you next week.

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