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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:47Don't you wish you had a cock
00:00:51This big
00:00:53Yes, but you could never have a cock this big because you're a weak little man
00:01:04What are you doing please let me have you want me to let you suck it
00:01:13You know the more successful a man is the more a little bitch they really are
00:01:19Oh, so you want me to let you suck it
00:01:26Why
00:01:32Only if you show me how deep you can go
00:01:37Kiss it
00:01:40Open your mouth
00:01:42You are given every opportunity to cooperate with us
00:02:13You
00:02:28What's that doesn't look like travel and leisure to me yeah, you know all about travel and leisure marrying a rich girl
00:02:37What's the latest with pizza gate 2.0
00:02:40I'm just trying to do some actual reporting
00:02:44Well, if I were you I would take it easy on those late-night 4chan binges starting to wear on your face
00:03:10You
00:03:23So if any of you want to guess why I'm here today
00:03:32Let me ask you a question
00:03:35Find that interesting
00:03:38Not so much, huh, how about now is that interesting still not doing it for you, right?
00:03:47Let's keep omitting
00:03:49deleting
00:03:51How about that a?
00:03:54Big fuck you right in your face
00:03:58You bet your ass that get your attention right makes you feel something doesn't it
00:04:02That's all it takes to write an effective headline, which most of you in this room have already forgotten
00:04:11Middle finger was always there right there
00:04:16But I didn't get your attention until I removed the surrounding context
00:04:22And then it became something else entirely didn't it that's how you write a headline
00:04:26It's just a small piece of a hole and your job depends on finding that headline
00:04:32finding the middle finger
00:04:38Getting rid of the rest just find the middle finger. Here's your headline. I
00:04:43Grew up in a house that had a black ant hill in the front yard red ants in the backyard black ants in the front yard
00:04:50My dad gave me a jar one day and he said put a hundred black ants a hundred red ants in the jar
00:04:55We sat him on the counter. We looked at him. He's watched him and then he said now pick up that jar and shake it violently
00:05:03Those little fuckers started killing each other
00:05:08Let me answer the question what am I doing here today?
00:05:13I'm here to tell you to shake the goddamn jar. I fucking will
00:05:33Oh
00:05:45Hey, babe, hey future hubby
00:05:49Well, I was in the area meeting with the florist and I thought I'd stop by a drop off some samples and surprise you
00:05:56Presents from you babe, and I will check these out
00:06:00But I really got to get back to work. The boss man is in it. Just really not the best day to drop by. Oh
00:06:06Okay. Sorry. I was just right here. So I thought it surprised you. No, no, don't be sorry. Okay, I totally understand
00:06:13Well, have a great day and I'll see you at home. Okay. Love you. Love you more. Mm-hmm
00:06:20I love you. No, I love you more
00:06:23Mr. Henry, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say thank you sir for bumping me from local to national. Who are you?
00:06:31I'm David Gilligan. I just got promoted from local to national daytime. And I just wanted to say thank you, sir
00:06:38Well, I didn't hire you. So there's no need to thank me
00:06:40Don't fuck it up
00:06:42Well, of course not sir. I've been working my entire career for this kind of opportunity
00:06:46Cuz I'll tell you something snowflake. It's hard for a white guy to find a job these days
00:06:50I'm joking
00:06:54You got me you know, yes, sir
00:07:20You
00:07:44We are rejuvenated by the blood of the innocents
00:07:49With this bounty of blood we set forth renewed
00:07:53with vitality and strength
00:07:56We know not of mercy
00:07:58Because it is losers virtue
00:08:09Bow your head
00:08:11I
00:08:18Present you this calf
00:08:20Michael Turnbridge
00:08:22Although you will wear it for many years. I
00:08:25Look forward to the day you spill blood of your own in service of our mission and earn your red scarf
00:08:36When that day comes Zane will welcome you as a son
00:08:41I
00:09:12So I just try to put River to bed right and you know, he said to me he goes no daddy
00:09:16I want Sophia to read me my bedtime story tonight
00:09:20Really? He did. Oh, yeah, he did
00:09:24You know what else he said? He said daddy
00:09:27Why doesn't she read to me?
00:09:30Does she not love me anymore?
00:09:33You sure you didn't add that last part for effect. I mean might not have been his exact words, but he said to some extent
00:09:42Come on, you know, he loves when you read to him
00:09:45I know babe, and I love reading to him too, but I have so much work to do like work work or
00:09:51Obsessive side project work. It's not an obsessive side project Ben. It's called
00:09:57Investigative journalism, that's right. Okay. Let me let me ask you something and I'm not trying to be a dick
00:10:02So, please don't take this the wrong way
00:10:04What makes you think that you're gonna tie these crimes together?
00:10:07Before the police yeah, because cops are basically the most intelligent people on the planet, right?
00:10:13All I'm saying is if you look hard enough at anything for long enough, you will find dots to connect
00:10:19But that doesn't necessarily mean that they should
00:10:22So you actually think that an escort is capable of all of this?
00:10:26Killing ultra wealthy men for a patek and some pocket cash really
00:10:31Crashing hotel surveillance systems using VPNs to communicate with victims
00:10:36DNA splattered everywhere, but no priors
00:10:39This is some high-level
00:10:41extremely organized political or corporate warfare
00:10:46If you ever seen this take a $20 bill
00:10:51You fold it into a plane
00:11:01You
00:11:06Can see the Twin Towers on 9-11
00:11:15All I'm saying is you're gonna find anything you look hard enough for please be careful
00:11:25Are you ready for bed? I want bedtime stories
00:11:30I know sweetie, but I'm so busy. I have so much work to do tonight, please
00:11:36How about your dad reads for you tonight, and I'll do it tomorrow. I promise. Why not tonight?
00:11:42Did you know that you're the cutest boy in the whole world?
00:11:49Okay pirates or dinosaurs dinosaurs
00:11:55There was a little dinosaur named Jack
00:12:00I
00:12:31I
00:12:46Said drop it drop it said drop it
00:12:55Stay
00:13:00I
00:13:04Was a good boy
00:13:06You deserve a treat. Yes. God. I said love a trade. Okay, but only one. Yeah, I promise
00:13:22You know, you listen so good for being such a dumb dog
00:13:27Please
00:13:29God s can I have another treat? Oh, what's not enough for you? Never is
00:13:36Turn around
00:13:41One more time
00:13:50Figgle your tail
00:13:53I'm not that tail
00:14:01Okay, you're being a good boy, do you want to belly up? Yes
00:14:11You know you deserve that other treat now
00:14:22Oh, you know the real treat stay
00:14:33Time for a W a L K
00:14:41How badly do you want it so fucking now
00:14:52I
00:14:57Think sniffing my ass to see if I'm friendly
00:15:06You forgot so quickly what they did to make your movie star didn't you you did the hand that fed you
00:15:22Oh
00:15:52What
00:15:56Why are you being so weird? Huh? Why are you being so weird? I think I just saw a colleague
00:16:03Because it's it's it's unprofessional for me to be out drinking late when I have work in the morning
00:16:22It's all good bro, keep it I'm sure yeah, it's all set. Thank you. All right, man
00:16:32The details remain unclear
00:16:34But what we do know is authorities have not ruled out foul play as the story unfolds viewer discretion is advised
00:16:42It appears that action star Wendell Pierce was involved in extreme deviant sexual behavior commonly known as BDSM
00:16:48He was allegedly found in nothing but thong underwear and a dog collar around his neck
00:16:52Which is most likely the cause of death due to strangulation pending an autopsy and coroner's report
00:16:58Pierce is survived by his wife Bethany and two little girls
00:17:02Our hearts go out to them
00:17:05Stay tuned for additional coverage on Channel 8 as details emerge surrounding this tragedy top of the morning morning
00:17:13What's new?
00:17:15Nothing
00:17:16Are you sure I don't know you tell me
00:17:21Your hair is naturally on the darker side, huh
00:17:25Excuse me. What didn't you understand about the question?
00:17:29So you came over here to question me about my hair not being naturally blonde. What did you do last night?
00:17:35Why are you being such a creep? I'm being a creep
00:17:39You seem really tense over a couple simple questions
00:17:43I'm not tense at all. So
00:17:45Where were you last night? Oh
00:17:48I
00:17:50Didn't tell you I
00:17:52was at the salon
00:17:54Dyeing my hair. I'm serious. Where were you last night? I went home
00:17:58I had dinner with my family and then I came back here to work. Is that okay with you? You came back here last night
00:18:05Yes
00:18:06Why I just told you to work. I thought I saw you downtown last night. You know, I don't go out so
00:18:14Yeah, cuz you're so innocent right I feel like some people especially in HR might find this to be
00:18:23Harassment a
00:18:25Feminist quick to pull the harassment card shocking
00:18:29And if you were black, you'd be saying I'm a racist too, right? I work to do
00:18:34Well, you didn't get it all done last night
00:18:37While you were here, whatever you think you're on to about me is a waste of time. So just drop it
00:18:42I don't want you going too far down the rabbit hole. It's starting to wear on your face
00:18:54What's up, man, yeah, you decided you wanted to change nah, it's all you bro
00:18:59But I was hoping you could do me a favor. What's up?
00:19:02I need the security footage from out front when I was here last night and something happened to your car
00:19:07No, no, nothing like that. I'm not mad at all
00:19:10I I just need the footage wish I could help you, but I don't really have nothing to do with that. I
00:19:16Get it and I'd be happy to you know
00:19:19Look, I would love to take your money and give it to my man who works at security, but the footage is gone
00:19:27Cops have it from the actor that died no backup internally between me you
00:19:33But they don't even have you the cop was here all morning
00:19:37Apparently the camera systems was down they think it's on some real-life Jason Bourne type shit
00:19:43I did not tell you this you didn't tell me what?
00:19:46What?
00:19:47Right. I just said you didn't tell me what I wasn't here now
00:19:52My man last question. Do you recognize this chick from last night? She's got like short darker hair now, though
00:19:59Nah, I didn't see it. We'll take a closer look
00:20:03Yeah, bro, I don't recall seeing it I wish I could be more help. All right. Thanks, man
00:20:11Our problem in Australia has been resolved gentlemen
00:20:16Thanks in large part to the excellent work of data
00:20:23You stand before us only for the grace of Zane man of unparalleled pragmatism
00:20:30Man of unparalleled pragmatism
00:20:33He spared your life because he saw the value in training you
00:20:38He blessed you with this opportunity and with each mission completed our confidence in you grows
00:20:46Theta please step forward
00:20:55Repeat after me
00:20:58I'm an eager servant. I'm an eager servant. I
00:21:02Will always do what is asked of me. I will always do what is asked of me
00:21:08I'm humbled by the sacrifices made by the great man who surround me
00:21:12I am humbled by the sacrifices made by the great man who surround me now bow your head in serenity
00:21:28I
00:21:31Accept this scarf
00:21:42And now let's head back upstairs and enjoy the party
00:21:51Superstar has arrived
00:21:53You late no guns, right guys
00:21:56Not quick pad to make sure
00:22:00Yeah, that's my phone I ain't with that unfortunately you're gonna have to be because it's in everyone's best interest yours too
00:22:08Got a little welcome gift for you in the other room from Zane. Can you show these guys around the party, please? Yes, sir
00:22:19Damn okay
00:22:21You boys don't fuck around when it come to hospitality, I don't fuck around when it comes to anything I see
00:22:28Hey get yourself settled. All right, but don't leave us waiting
00:22:32Say less. I appreciate you
00:22:43That bitches and good weed is literally my favorite song
00:22:51I
00:23:21Don't nigga what the fuck is wrong with you my nigga you got me fucked up bring me to some Epstein Island shit
00:23:26What Epstein Island shit you see what the fuck I got going on here. I would tell you to come outside, but
00:23:32Don't this shit's fucking disgusting. Hey, I'm on God like that. She's like a fucking horror movie ain't no niggas be dying first
00:23:41All good guys, no, not really not really
00:23:44Not everything good, come on, let's get this party started. Yeah my party
00:24:14Did he don't now don't play
00:24:28I'll come to you, baby. I stir up everything till everything's all right
00:24:34I'll come to you, baby
00:24:36I'm that shadow in the night
00:24:39What's the theme behind all this I don't know it's a little get-together to honor a friend
00:24:46Come on, man, like
00:24:49What's this all about?
00:24:51I'm typically not one to make assumptions, but I have a very hard time believing that you don't know exactly what this means. I
00:24:59ain't trippin
00:25:00I'ma just have to give you all that money back. And what if we don't accept that?
00:25:05I
00:25:06Mean shit that's on y'all. I'm sure you gentlemen are smart enough to gather
00:25:10These aren't the type of men that you want to pop. Yo, my man we get down to don't be saying shit like that. Okay?
00:25:18Can you hang tight for a second then you see what I can do for you?
00:25:21Trust that you won't do anything
00:25:23unwise
00:25:34He's saying he's super uncomfortable and I talked about it here not good I'm a lot to sell
00:25:42Telling they may leave
00:25:46Yeah
00:25:48But he must personally approach us as a man. It could be a muscle to us to send the money back. Okay
00:25:56That's
00:25:59Some great news for you boys
00:26:01I've been given permission to allow you to leave so long as you personally
00:26:05Apologize to Zane and make it right and they've made it very clear that it would be an insult of you to send the money back
00:26:11Got it
00:26:14So good
00:26:25I
00:26:48Was sorry to see you leave so soon and I
00:26:52I
00:26:53No need to explain and you're insane. You really seem to hit it off. Huh? I mean look at you
00:27:01Old pals having the time of their lives. You know, well souvenir for me to you
00:27:11No, I'm cool you can keep my own copies show the gentleman out
00:27:22I
00:27:37Don't read any cola every day theta is your aunt alone. Yes. Say hi
00:27:43Hi, Teda. You're so cute
00:27:45How old are you now?
00:27:48Data your aunt asked you a question answer. Oh, you're so tall for only four years old
00:27:57What do you see data, thank you, why don't you go inside I have a present in there waiting for you
00:28:12I really wish you would think about this. I'll only I want you to stop talking. Listen to me
00:28:17Don't tell her I'm not coming back until she feels happy and comfortable in here. She needs her father. This is the only way
00:28:29Thank you
00:28:31You
00:28:45Come to use he checks all the boxes, you know, he's a
00:28:50he's an army vets that
00:28:53Who sense brotherhood?
00:28:55smart studied law, it's like a
00:28:58Fucking American success story, you know poor black kid who climbed up the ladder
00:29:04reliable
00:29:05Perfect little family. I mean his wife. That's a fucking minifig. I mean, how great is that?
00:29:11Passionate no anxious to be part of the chain. I think he's perfect. I think he I
00:29:20Think he uh, he's like a starburst, you know, he's not too soft not too hard, you know
00:29:28Perfectly fucking old and that all could be a good thing or a bad thing
00:29:35We got anybody that's close to him. I can have Maxwell arrange a dinner. They are well acquaintance
00:29:41Make sure you have
00:29:43data waiting for him see
00:29:46He's a squeaky clean governor with an image to protect. He's not going to go up to a hotel room
00:29:52So we'll do it at the house
00:29:55We got a chef we got cigars we got girls don't worry about data. She's gonna do her fucking job
00:30:08Damn it. Don't ever get old man. It fucking sucks
00:30:25Anyway
00:30:29After dinner, it's gonna know that we're gonna make him the president of the United States
00:30:36Let's get it done
00:30:55Hey, man
00:30:58Hey, how you doing? Good. Can you please do me a favor?
00:31:02Can you export off the security footage from the office from Monday night around 8 p.m. To 1 a.m.
00:31:07Okay. Sure. No problem
00:31:10Right everything. Okay
00:31:12Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I I don't just don't make any false accusations against anyone
00:31:17But I'm pretty sure someone from the overnight crew swiped my headphones. Ah
00:31:20Hey doing that happens, right
00:31:23Yeah, I can put it on a thumb drive for you
00:31:26Perfect. Thank you
00:31:28I'll bring it over later today. You're the man. You're the man, Dave
00:31:38Okay now inhale to lengthen
00:31:43Again inhale to lengthen
00:31:46Again inhale to lengthen
00:31:51Deep inhale
00:31:54Relax let it all go
00:31:59Again deeper
00:32:03And let it go
00:32:07Beautiful
00:32:09Good now find the line of energy
00:32:13Articulate your vertebrae and send the energy out through your fingertips
00:32:23Surrender to the pose
00:32:42Hey
00:32:49Hey, what's going on?
00:32:52Don't fucking touch me. Okay, calm down. I'm just
00:32:56Just talk to me. Don't ever fucking tell me to calm down again. Okay, what is wrong? I'm a we got a problem
00:33:02We're good. This is my fiance. We're just working through something. Are you okay?
00:33:06Dude, can you just fuck off fuck off? I
00:33:10Was just trying to help you. All right, clearly you're a crazy bitch. So he's the one I need some help
00:33:20Thank you, you're no help at all
00:33:39You
00:33:54Did you bring us another bottle of bourbon, please
00:33:56You gentlemen really can't drink. I
00:34:00Always told my mother that joining a fraternity wasn't a go to waste a time. Oh, what a fraternity it is
00:34:0625 year old Rip Van Winkle
00:34:10Redrinking the schoolteacher salary over the course of dinner. Thank you. Hey, come on now. I'm a public servant as well
00:34:17You're a public servant. Yes, sir
00:34:19That's what you are. Indeed. I don't think so. I
00:34:23Think you're being too modest. I
00:34:26Guess I'm a public servant too. Is that so? Yes, sir. It could be anywhere in the world right now, but
00:34:33I'm not right here. And do you know why?
00:34:41Because of this man
00:34:43He believes in you. He thinks you're it
00:34:47the next Barack Obama if you will a
00:34:51great unifier
00:34:52for our country
00:34:54these divided states of America
00:34:59A man we most desperately need
00:35:03You know William Shakespeare said that all the world's a stage
00:35:08Each man and woman
00:35:11merely players
00:35:13with entrances and
00:35:16Exits and during the course of every man's life
00:35:23He'll play many parts
00:35:31What part do you think I play
00:35:34I
00:35:36But you strike me as the kind of man that
00:35:41plays whatever
00:35:42part he wants
00:35:45Not exactly
00:35:47the director
00:35:51I own the whole fucking theater
00:35:53You
00:36:01From one public servant to another
00:36:05son
00:36:07To you governor to the next president of the United States. I think this is the beginning of the beautiful French
00:36:15Salute
00:36:23You
00:36:38It was really great to meet you governor likewise, thank you for coming, you know, I must confess when
00:36:47Maxwell asked me to consider you for a little fraternity that
00:36:53I
00:36:54Was a bit concerned
00:36:58Publicly to me you
00:37:00present as
00:37:02Idealistic and hard-headed and that for me is poor qualities for a president
00:37:09Rather they belong to you know, the beautiful perennial losers such as
00:37:15Mr. Sanders
00:37:17There's no such thing as a fair fight
00:37:20Governor we fight to win
00:37:23Now I want you to reassure me
00:37:27I'm investing in a winner
00:37:31Well, I haven't come
00:37:34This fall
00:37:37To only come this fall. Yeah, I believe that
00:37:45Gentlemen I
00:37:48Appreciate the candle and your shared belief in me as a candidate, but I should get going
00:37:57All right, very well, but you must promise to let me throw you an event before the primary I
00:38:04Really couldn't impose. No, no imposition. This house is free. It's yours to use. It's
00:38:10like my frat house
00:38:13Wow
00:38:15Okay
00:38:17Yes, I might have to take you up on terrific. It's settlement
00:38:21Theta show the governor around the grounds
00:38:24Make sure he finds our humble place
00:38:28Suitable for one of his benefit dinners and see him to his car
00:38:31Make sure he has a bottle of bourbon to take with that's really okay. I'm afraid I insist
00:38:43Yeah
00:38:45Friends
00:38:49They say you're going to be the next president that's the plan you've got my vote
00:38:56You don't even know what I stand for I do and you should never talk yourself out of a sale
00:39:05Smart girl
00:39:07Plus you're very handsome. So that helps
00:39:10Thank you. I've been
00:39:12Told it doesn't hurt the cause
00:39:14Do you want to hear my real estate agent pitch?
00:39:18of course
00:39:23And last we have our master bedroom
00:39:27Oh, I meant the owner's suites with interiors bag a show which has been optimized with flow
00:39:34with private foyer
00:39:36Allowing a gentle entrance and an added layer of privacy
00:39:42This suite boasts 14-foot ceilings
00:39:46Panoramic views throughout and an open concept bath with relaxation tough. So how did I do?
00:39:55Ten out of ten
00:39:58So, do you want it because there's nothing I wouldn't do to help convince you
00:40:07Very good
00:40:10And this
00:40:13You have no idea how good
00:40:39Yeah
00:40:48Do you notice when the camera shoots 4k
00:40:54Fucking set me up just enjoy it
00:41:09Hey
00:41:11Hey, bud, hey, hey, don't mean to interrupt. I just want to remind you about the footage I requested. Oh, yeah
00:41:19I'll put it on your desk the other day, but I never got it weird
00:41:26Are you sure I don't think so. I'll check again Sofia
00:41:32How do you get any work done sit next to her all day, oh, was she there when you dropped it off, oh, yeah
00:41:40What a beautiful specimen
00:41:43Yeah, she's really hot
00:41:45Hey, you think she's single?
00:41:49I gotta get back to work. I'll let you know if I still can't find it. All right, dude. He's a man day
00:41:55You're the man
00:41:58Man
00:42:00Man
00:42:02Oh
00:42:29Babe what's wrong?
00:42:32You know Sofia from work right the blonde Russian slut that sits next to my future husband. Yeah, you do blonde slut
00:42:40What are you talking about? Why are you like defending her? You're seriously mad that I call her a slut
00:42:45I mean, isn't she I have no idea. Okay. Well, why'd you bring her out?
00:42:50You remember a few weeks ago when Wendell Pierce was found dead in the hotel with the whole BDSM thing. Yeah
00:42:55What about it? Well, I was there at the hotel that night and I saw her there. It was right after the murder
00:43:03You went to a BDSM party I
00:43:05Have one one threesome with you and now you're going to BDSM party. Oh, no. Chill. What?
00:43:13Talking about I was at the hotel bar with Bryce because you just closed a huge deal
00:43:18So I met up with him and some of the guys for drinks after work to celebrate
00:43:22Yeah, exactly the night that you called me to tell me that you're working late and canceled dinner with me that night
00:43:27Okay, I did work late that night well past dinner. So just relax
00:43:32Okay, the guys were out celebrating. So I decided to have one drink with them on the way home. That's it. Okay
00:43:39So I'm waiting for my car at the valet
00:43:41I saw her leaving the hotel the night of the murder wearing a black wig knee-length black leather coat and black leather boots
00:43:50Okay
00:43:51So I was wrong about her. She's not a slut
00:43:54It's the fucking whore maybe but that's not the point
00:43:58Okay, she has this this obsession with this Illuminati occult type of shit that she's always reading about and asking me weird
00:44:07Questions at work about our boss and she thinks that he's involved with the secret society that runs the world yada yada
00:44:12But I realized she's trolling
00:44:15How is she drooling? She's part of it. She's an assassin for whoever the group is
00:44:20Think about it a movie star ends up dead at the hotel and the surveillance system goes down that night
00:44:27Convenient right security systems malfunction all the time
00:44:32Coincidences do happen David. No, they don't not like this. So I went up to her at work the next day
00:44:38I said, what'd you do last night?
00:44:39She says I went home for dinner and then I came back to the office to get some extra work done
00:44:46So I found security footage
00:44:52But sure enough she was at the office during those hours
00:44:56Hey, well
00:44:57Obviously you mistook one whore for another. It's really not that complicated
00:45:01Why do you seem like you're so obsessed with her or something, babe?
00:45:04I am NOT obsessed with her at all. I could give a shit about her
00:45:08I know it was her leaving the hotel that night. I need you to be really honest with me here
00:45:15Are you doing cocaine again? Are you serious? You sound like a coked-out lunatic spinning conspiracy theories Wow
00:45:22Thank you for the cunt ish low blow but no I haven't done drugs in years so let me be completely
00:45:29Fucking clear with you. I know it was her leaving the hotel that night. Okay?
00:45:34You are really starting to freak me out now
00:45:38You literally seem like you have lost your mind. Maybe that's it
00:45:44Yeah, maybe I've lost my fucking mind
00:45:47Yeah, my name's David and I've lost my fucking mind. Hey, everybody
00:45:57Good afternoon everybody
00:46:03You I truly
00:46:05Appreciate all the hard work and all the hours you've spent on the election reform bill
00:46:11I am incredibly proud of each of you and with that said
00:46:16And with that said out of respect for all of you our team
00:46:22Well, I felt compelled to share with you first
00:46:25That I will not be signing the bill. I
00:46:29Know many of you have questions and I will be fielding questions from the press corps momentarily
00:46:34And I will field questions from any of you at a later date that have not been addressed
00:46:39Keep up the great work
00:46:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so it's just back to work as usual. Are you guys okay with this?
00:46:53you don't just work so hard on something for months that you fundamentally agree with and then in the
00:47:0011th hour you decide
00:47:02Hmm as a matter of fact, I'm actually not gonna support a reform bill that I
00:47:09Initiated. Oh
00:47:11And before I go fuck you all and keep up the great work
00:47:16This is insane
00:47:18Jake
00:47:19Just breathe. I'm just upset as you are right now is not the time to let our emotions run high
00:47:24No, no, this is exactly the time to be letting our emotions run high. You know, this is a game
00:47:30This isn't new to you. This isn't just playing some political game. Okay, this is bullshit and I'm not biting my tongue
00:47:37What if he's running for president? What if he wins?
00:47:40He's clearly trying to work across the aisle for some reason and we have to trust that
00:47:46With all due respect Sarah, I wouldn't give a fuck if he was making a presidential run
00:47:53This is fucked up
00:48:01I'm not sure if you know, but I was given credentials for governor Hughes press conference today
00:48:06The first I've heard of it
00:48:08Congrats. Thanks. I actually wrote an editorial on election reform for Vox and I guess the producer just thought of me cool
00:48:15I don't know. I thought maybe we could drive together get on the same page
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:24With that being said
00:48:26I'm sure my decision to exercise my gubernatorial power of veto may come as a surprise and with that I open up the floor
00:48:33questions
00:48:36What do you have to say to your constituency that are disappointed in your decision that I have carefully considered and wait all options of
00:48:42the issue
00:48:43This was not made in haste after much deliberation and
00:48:49Introspection it is clear to me that despite legitimate concerns of voting integrity inclusion is paramount
00:49:00Assuming you're running for re-election. Do you think that this will cost you votes?
00:49:03Are you positioning yourself for a presidential run as a moderate? I have no idea how
00:49:08voters will react
00:49:10Hope they will continue to believe in me
00:49:12However, no decision I make is dictated by party pressure
00:49:17Especially during such polarizing times when any sole decision can alienate an entire group
00:49:28As an African American man was this last-minute change of heart influenced in any way by the notion that voter ID laws
00:49:34disproportionately affect people of color
00:49:36My
00:49:39Concerns have always been to serve the people who've elected me
00:49:43All of them. I believe that certain issues transcend race and I believe that voting
00:49:50Is one of them
00:49:53To be a form of racially motivated voter suppression voter ID laws can unintentionally make it nearly impossible to vote for
00:50:02Disenfranchised or marginalized people such as the elderly
00:50:06People with disabilities and our folks living in severe poverty most of whom happen to be people of color
00:50:12All right, we're 25 seconds out and discriminatory to the Chiron. Where do you want it in the fucking Chiron?
00:50:20So it reads governor Hughes blocks discriminatory voter ID bill. Okay. Got it. Yeah
00:50:27Yeah, it's a Chiron
00:50:32We're going live in five four three two
00:50:37in an unexpected turn of events
00:50:40Governor Hughes called a press conference today to announce that he intends to veto the discriminatory voter ID bill that he was scheduled to sign
00:50:46Into law tomorrow the veto comes as a devastating blow to the Republican Party just months before the state Senate race
00:50:54voter ID laws
00:51:02To make
00:51:07That's all the questions I have time for today god bless and thank you
00:51:15Way to go
00:51:24So you work for Maxwell
00:51:26Yeah, I do thank you so much for taking my questions did he put you up to this
00:51:32No, not directly. You know, it's a big corporation and I've actually never had the pleasure of meeting him. Don't play dumb with me
00:51:38You're Russian or
00:51:41What's done is done excuse me, you think I wouldn't recognize you in a blonde wig and a patch
00:51:52There is a special place in hell for women like you
00:51:57You
00:52:01Governor you said that yeah
00:52:07What was it like a big scene or something is
00:52:10Did anyone else here? No, there wasn't a big scene at all
00:52:14Room full of people and no one heard and you wonder why I said I don't wanna talk
00:52:19I'm just trying to wrap my head around it seems a little absurd. You gotta admit
00:52:22No, what you're doing is implying that it's not true because I'm the only one that heard is that unreasonable
00:52:26You just told me that the governor called you a Russian whore
00:52:29Well, he did
00:52:31Okay
00:52:33Sofia I love you. I
00:52:35Think you were the smartest and kindest person that I know
00:52:38But after the yoga thing the other day and now this I think that it's best that you get back into therapy
00:52:43It was working so well for you before now
00:52:45You're having dissociative episodes again, and I just think you had to bring it up, huh?
00:52:48I had one meltdown and now you're gonna bring it up every chance you get it's just a suggestion. I
00:52:54Don't try to understand what's going on in your head. I'm sorry. You're probably happy
00:52:58I had that yoga incident. So now you can paint me as this mentally ill girl who's obsessed with her conspiracy theories, right?
00:53:05Not trying to do that. Maybe Sofia is fucked up delusional. Dr. Kringsten was right then
00:53:11We'll manage it together, but you got to start taking care of yourself
00:53:15Okay, because you've been burning the candle at both ends with all of this bullshit down here
00:53:21Makes sense that all this is hitting you at once make sense. Yeah
00:53:28Sofia Sofia. Hey, where are you going? Honey? You've been drinking. Hey
00:53:42Sorry, mr. Tega women are complicated, huh?
00:53:45Yeah, I know
00:54:15You
00:54:41Good evening gunner
00:54:45You
00:55:02Can I help you yeah, I'm just trying to find a place to turn around no back out
00:55:15You
00:55:22Hey, sweetheart, I gotta stop into this event real quick, so I'll be home late, okay
00:55:29Governor Hughes, it's great to see you again celebrations are in order
00:55:34Thank you, oh
00:55:38I've recognized you from before but I didn't catch your name. It's great to see you again
00:55:45You'll meet I don't have one
00:56:02How are you welcome so fucking proud of you you did good, you know that
00:56:16Come on come on, baby, come on in by the way, we got you
00:56:20All the way to the fucking top because the winners write history books my friend
00:56:28Yeah, great thing
00:56:32What uh
00:56:34What is the meaning of all this he's asking about meaning what me well because I kind of feel like you guys are taunting me
00:56:41What are you doing? You're not a governor right now. You're the politician
00:56:45He's playing a politician. Enjoy yourself. You're one of us. We've got you brother
00:56:50Which as if you're saying that all politicians are whores
00:56:54Okay, you got me
00:56:56Secrets out there whores, but that's not their primary symbolism. Their primary symbolism is that they're
00:57:03They're our horse and we do whatever we like with them. Go ahead, baby
00:57:09No, I do these girls come I set all their fucking outfits in the other room
00:57:16Go in like I want to be a fucking elephant whore. Oh, I want think I'm more of a donkey whore, you know, why?
00:57:24Cuz people love the illusion of choice governor
00:57:30There's no such thing
00:57:32Cuz we control it all
00:57:35These girls at the end of the night. They're gonna be whores and they're going to be naked and
00:57:42for sure
00:57:4410,000%
00:57:45They're gonna get fucked
00:57:47It's not what I came for tonight. I've come for tomorrow. You like boys you want boys?
00:57:52I'll get you boys. You want girls? I could do you want kids? I'll get you kids
00:57:55I'll get you whatever the fuck you want to talk business. I
00:58:00Want to talk about that pass to the White House
00:58:04Fire these fucking girls. All right, we'll talk business
00:58:08All right, ladies. Thank you. Listen up. Listen up. Listen up. Listen up. Listen up governor Hughes
00:58:14Is here and he's gonna be the next president of the United fucking States
00:58:25This is a cause for a celebration
00:58:29Today
00:58:30What a great day
00:58:31It was a very crucial
00:58:34Victory for us in maintaining our voting operation and it's because of this man right here governor Hughes
00:58:42Let's give him a round of applause
00:58:47Let me be the first to welcome you with open arms we are extremely
00:58:54Happy for you to join us this man
00:58:58Is a great man
00:59:01He's a man of principle
00:59:04It's a family man with a wife and three lovely children. I believe it's three, isn't it governor?
00:59:12After the good part
00:59:14The governor may be a great man, but he's not perfect
00:59:19so for those of you who were concerned about my decision to bring him in so quickly, let me
00:59:27Assure you that he has plenty of incentive to remain trustworthy
00:59:35Isn't that right governor
00:59:42I
01:00:13Sophia oh
01:00:15Oh
01:00:16Come come come. Oh
01:00:19So nice to see what a nice surprise
01:00:22It'd be so much easier to keep in touch if you just let me get you a phone. Oh
01:00:28Don't worry about me I am fine. In fact, I am great
01:00:34But look at you
01:00:36How are you?
01:00:38I'm okay. Just been busy with work. Oh
01:00:43And then are you still with Ben, how is that going?
01:00:52Sophia
01:00:55Sorry so many memories
01:01:02Ben is good. We're actually getting married next year. Oh
01:01:09I
01:01:20Make you something to eat something to drink. Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you. Oh
01:01:27Yes, what's longer I do look tired. Come come we talk about these things tomorrow. Okay, I was going to bed anyway
01:01:35Okay
01:01:38I
01:02:08I
01:02:38I
01:03:08I
01:03:10I
01:03:37You lied to me
01:03:41Well, where is this coming from Sophia we haven't seen each other in a few years
01:03:47Have you ever had a friend come up to you and tell you they recently seen you somewhere where you weren't I
01:03:53Can't say that I have
01:03:56How about a total stranger?
01:03:58Have you ever had a total stranger come up to you because they think they fucked you?
01:04:10You
01:04:40I
01:04:48Remember now
01:04:51When I used to ask you about her
01:04:54You said she's just an imaginary friend, right?
01:05:00And to be a big girl you have to let go of your imaginary friends
01:05:06You made me think that I was crazy
01:05:11Nobody knew about my twin sister, but you did
01:05:17I'm so sorry Sophia. I
01:05:21Was only trying to protect you from what?
01:05:27Your father
01:05:30Is a very bad man
01:05:35Yes, yes
01:05:40He's still alive
01:05:42He is part of a very powerful
01:05:45dangerous group of people that controls everything
01:05:50To become a member
01:05:53You must sell your soul
01:05:55Tradition dictates that you must sacrifice your firstborn as tribute
01:06:02technically
01:06:05That was you
01:06:07Your mother died from internal bleeding
01:06:13Complications of childbirth
01:06:15your father my nephew Nikolai
01:06:19He could not live
01:06:21with the constant reminder
01:06:24by raising your twin
01:06:27So he pay to have an infant stolen
01:06:31from the hospital nursery
01:06:33Once you girls were about four
01:06:37He realized he could not hide you forever so
01:06:42My sister cared for Theda
01:06:46And I took care of you
01:06:49Nikolai was concerned that if he did not separate you that you would help each other remember too much
01:06:56That eventually you would encourage each other to dig into the past
01:07:01I did the best I could by you. I
01:07:05Fucking knew it. I
01:07:08Could feel it in my bones. I wasn't crazy
01:07:12And now that you know
01:07:16You go live your life
01:07:21Too late
01:07:32I
01:07:33Feel like I'm having more fun than you guys. How do we change that?
01:07:36What is it? Look, I understand how this works you do. Yes, I do
01:07:42But there are things that I can't do. I've got to draw the line here
01:07:47Well, I understand there's things that you can't do but this is something that you can't do. You're just telling me you won't do it. I
01:07:56Mean, there's a pretty clear distinction Zane
01:07:59We are not always going to see I do I I
01:08:04Delivered on the voted before bill. Hmm. Yeah, I'm a team player
01:08:09This is too much of an ask
01:08:12What do you mean? We're not always gonna see I died
01:08:15We are not always going to see I to I
01:08:19It is natural to have disagreements as part of doing business
01:08:26Okay
01:08:28Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean
01:08:43You know what, I think I got a pair of shoes older than you
01:08:45I
01:08:55Can't hear you. It's kind of hard to see I die from here
01:09:02You want to come up pull me up pull me the fuck up you want to see I die with me
01:09:09But you said you didn't want to see I die always you said I was part of doing business
01:09:14Understand you sure? Yeah
01:09:17All right, pick him up. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you listen to me you little motherfucker
01:09:23You don't need to see I die with me. There's only one person that has eyes and that's me
01:09:29Now you put that fucking announcement out by Friday
01:09:32Or I'm gonna put your little sex tape out and have Maxwell start the press blitz calling for your resignation
01:09:38Do we understand each other? Are we on the same page governor?
01:09:44Have a nice day. I
01:09:49Love the way you negotiate
01:10:13I
01:10:43I
01:11:02Wanted to have you all together today
01:11:05To make good on the offer I extended to answer any questions that may not have been addressed at the press conference
01:11:14So if any of you have
01:11:17many questions
01:11:19So when exactly did you change your mind about this
01:11:23Just seems a little out of the blue. I understand
01:11:28Or may have felt sudden
01:11:32It wasn't I
01:11:36Know I'm not gonna get a straight answer from you
01:11:39So truthfully, I don't even know why I'm asking
01:11:44But who got to you man
01:11:48Cuz there is no way you make a decision like that in the 11th hour without being compromised, right
01:11:56So what do they got on you?
01:12:00See y'all might think I'm crazy, but he would have stopped me by now if I wasn't telling the truth
01:12:07You may also be wondering
01:12:09How am I so sure?
01:12:11Why am I so angry
01:12:14See I can tell by the looks on your faces
01:12:17You're thinking what are you doing Jake?
01:12:21You were never gonna get your recommendation letter
01:12:24But the reason I'm so sure
01:12:27Is because I'm the only person in this room who comes from where he does
01:12:33the hood
01:12:35the armpit of America and
01:12:37Yet here I am. I
01:12:40Don't work my ass off
01:12:43Harder than anybody here in the governor's office
01:12:48Participating in democracy in a meaningful way
01:12:52Do y'all even have any idea?
01:12:54How goddamn insulting it is
01:12:57To assume that people that come from where I come from that look like me are too dumb or too poor
01:13:04to get an ID
01:13:07Here we not even talking about a driver's license we talking about a free identification card
01:13:15The reason this country is so divided is how can anybody trust in our leaders I
01:13:22Mean this with the utmost respect sir
01:13:26You have become everything that you claim to despise
01:13:34And I swear to God
01:13:37It breaks my heart
01:13:44Good luck
01:14:06You
01:14:36You
01:15:06You
01:15:28What up not much you coming what I'm coming to governor Hughes's press conference today
01:15:34I guess not. I didn't even know about it. Oh back to the minors
01:15:41What no pushback no snide remark
01:15:44David I've been going through a lot lately
01:15:47So I don't want to get into it with you. Look. Come on. I'm just fucking with you. I
01:15:52Like messing with you
01:15:54You're the only one the office that doesn't have a stick up their ass
01:15:58Thanks, I'm credentialed plus one you wanna come seriously
01:16:04Yeah, why not? Okay
01:16:09Good afternoon
01:16:12Thank you all for coming on such short notice
01:16:23It is with tremendous
01:16:26Regret
01:16:28But I stand here before you today not as a leader
01:16:32But as a cautionary tale of corruption and greed
01:16:41Your leaders
01:16:46The people actually governing you
01:16:54You've never heard of
01:16:58But you never will
01:17:02So
01:17:04Democratic process is a well-crafted and sensible distraction. That is how power is
01:17:12maintained
01:17:13through leverage and special interests that that stroke up tension and and
01:17:20It caused division I
01:17:24Felt victim to it myself
01:17:26I
01:17:30Because I sold out my office and violated my oath
01:17:36Because the drug of power is
01:17:40More tempting and addictive than heroin
01:17:48To maintain that fix you'll you'll do things that you never thought you could
01:17:56You
01:18:01So to my wife Leslie
01:18:06And our three wonderful children
01:18:10You are everything to me and I love you
01:18:17Sweetheart if you are watching the TV
01:18:27Please turn it off
01:18:41Yeah, I got it
01:18:48Yeah, well what up
01:18:50I
01:18:54Got some bad news. What is governor? He's just shot himself in the face on live TV. He did
01:19:07Fucking traumatic. Yeah, how do you want to spin this?
01:19:14Lot of mental health awareness sort of a hotline a chyron 24-7
01:19:20Say how awful it was that it was preventable disease
01:19:24You know discredited every turn
01:19:26and the users
01:19:29And I like it I'm gonna gather his devices get a mic, of course and the wife
01:19:36She's gonna have a very unfortunate car accident wait a week
01:19:41Shit blows over say you want it with or without the kids. Oh with the kids
01:19:46clean
01:19:49Without we're not animals
01:19:54All right, haha yours to see an eye to eye I guess
01:20:14Okay, thank all right
01:20:19Say goodbye
01:20:28Love you. Love you
01:20:48You
01:20:55Shouldn't have followed me if they saw you with both be dead. Why don't you just run away?
01:21:02Run away where Mars they run the whole entire world
01:21:09Politics banking media tech. It's called shadow government
01:21:14How did he find you and not even know about me? I
01:21:17Was sent to our aunt Alonia you to her sister Misha
01:21:21When I was 15, Alonia died in a car accident. Nick always kept an eye on us from a distance
01:21:28After she died he came back for me and it was one of the worst days of my life
01:21:34He helped take care of me for about one year things seemed okay
01:21:38Apparently he was being considered for number one in the organization and they put him under surveillance
01:21:43That's when they found out about me and he admitted to offering a false sacrifices tribute
01:21:48He said the death of his wife was too much to bear
01:21:52They were furious but understood his position. They didn't let either of us off easy, though
01:22:00All of them took turns raping me for hours and hours
01:22:06And Nico was made to go last that's when they branded me with their emblem
01:22:13Now I have everything I want except my freedom
01:22:20That's a lot to process
01:22:23Even for a journalist don't even think about writing about this your boss Maxwell
01:22:29He's one of us if he finds out he would have us killed immediately
01:22:35Okay, let me show you something
01:22:43I
01:22:54Knew was bad, but not this bad
01:22:57It's worse but you get the point we have to do something
01:23:12I
01:23:43Not bad
01:23:45Don't you mean you look so sexy goddess? I
01:23:49Can't wait to get those suckers back
01:23:52Why do I have to be the one to go?
01:23:54I'm a ghost and you're a civilian if anything happens to you. It can't just get swept under a rug
01:24:01Plus they need to see you to know that Nico lied all along
01:24:05What if they don't believe me?
01:24:07Show them your neck. No branding. They'll know immediately
01:24:12They'll just kill me they won't
01:24:16Then they'll rape me like they did to you
01:24:20Maybe if you're 15 years younger they would
01:24:24Listen let's make them cannibalize themselves for power and the whole thing will crumble
01:24:30Divide and conquer then use blackmail as collateral
01:24:35straight out of their own playbook
01:24:38I
01:24:41Remember the day you came up to me at the office you asked about my hair and yes, I was on town
01:24:47Yeah, what about it?
01:24:48You weren't wrong
01:24:50What I didn't see me some identical twin named Theta
01:24:55She killed Wendell Pierce at the hotel that night. She's property of the organization
01:24:59The governor Hughes was talking about if one shot himself
01:25:02This is some wild shit
01:25:04Feel free to go through all of that. It has the full story. Even the video of my sister having sex with governor Hughes
01:25:11Just don't let Madeline catch a jerking off to it. I don't want her thinking it's me
01:25:16Why are you telling me all of this in case you get killed?
01:25:19Yeah, kind of
01:25:22Jesus
01:25:23You're the closest thing I have to a friend there
01:25:28Okay, I'll take care of it
01:25:31Oh and one more thing
01:25:33Maxwell's a part of this. So nothing in-house. It's very careful. So glad you wrote me into all of this
01:25:40Thank you for doing this for me, David. I don't know why but I feel like I can trust you
01:25:47Yeah, whatever you need
01:26:02Hey
01:26:03Hi, babe. Ooh
01:26:06What is this?
01:26:08So I wanted to surprise River and I got him an Xbox
01:26:12It's very generous. He doesn't need that. I know he doesn't need it, but he's such a good boy and I love him so much
01:26:20And I know I don't tell you this all the time, but I love you, too. I love you
01:26:32Oh, I love you so much
01:26:38Okay, go get him
01:26:53Yeah, I think somebody's got a surprise for you, yeah
01:27:01Whoa, what is that?
01:27:05River I know I never told you this but I grew up without my real mommy, too. I
01:27:10Know it's hard for you
01:27:12But I love you, and I will always be here for you. Okay?
01:27:17Do you want to open it? Yeah
01:27:19I
01:27:27Can't believe you got me
01:27:45You sure you want to go through with this I'm positive
01:27:50You only have one shot at this. I
01:27:53know
01:27:54I'm ready. I'm gonna cut the power at 9 p.m
01:27:58You'll have only 10 seconds before the backup generator kicks in be ready to take the shot
01:28:05What if I miss
01:28:08Don't
01:28:20You
01:28:33Did you see the news about governor Hughes I saw
01:28:39So much potential down the drain it's a shame
01:28:50You
01:28:52Did well
01:28:54Thank you, you could have been such a great asset to us
01:29:02Yeah, what is it
01:29:07Nothing nothing I
01:29:11Could say you're mad about a video
01:29:15What
01:29:18To play that video wasn't my idea. I was a happy item. It's fine just business
01:29:25You
01:29:43Tonight is a very special night for our organization
01:29:49On these rare occasions
01:29:52Were we fortunate enough to gain a brother through blood I
01:29:57Moved by the sacrifice and I welcomed the tribute with open arms
01:30:06Zachary, please step forward with your offering
01:30:15Thank you repeat after me
01:30:18My name is Zachary Manning and I'm here to offer tribute. My name is Zachary Manning and
01:30:25I'm here to offer tribute. I have no
01:30:28reservation or remorse
01:30:30In fact, it is my pleasure
01:30:32To offer this bounty and blood of my firstborn. I do this free of any reservation or remorse
01:30:41In fact, it is my pleasure to offer the bounty and blood of my firstborn
01:30:47All I ask in return is for my brothers to welcome me with open arms and to never forget the sacrifice
01:30:55I made for their prosperity
01:30:58All I ask in return is for my brothers
01:31:03To welcome me with open arms
01:31:05And to never forget the sacrifice I have made for their prosperity
01:31:12Brothers
01:31:15Will we ever forget the sacrifice made by Zachary Manning on this evening I
01:31:24Said
01:31:29Zachary
01:31:30Please walk your son around the circle
01:31:33So the tribute can be inspected before we accept your offering
01:31:44I
01:32:15Now
01:32:17When all the brothers inspected the offering are there any that reject this offering
01:32:28Zachary
01:32:30It is my pleasure to accept your tribute and
01:32:34To present it to our ruler Zane
01:32:37To be sacrificed at his hand
01:32:44I
01:33:14I
01:33:44I
01:34:15I
01:34:17I
01:34:38They have everything
01:34:40What what do you mean all the fucked-up shit that you've done and record each other doing as blackmail I
01:34:49Have all of it. It will all come out and then it's over for everyone. Why would you do that? They go?
01:34:59I'm not data. I'm your other daughter Sophia
01:35:05The one you hid from all of them
01:35:07You're all pieces of shit, but at least you live by a code which is more than I can say about you
01:35:27Sophia was my first born
01:35:37Oh
01:35:42Yeah, first place first place, oh, how are you so good at this
01:35:47You don't know
01:35:49That's no, that's not what I know. So what I said at all
01:35:54The fuck you doing
01:36:00Let me call you back
01:36:07I
01:36:20Know what happened with Sophia all of it
01:36:33I can help you track down the twin
01:36:37I
01:36:39Wanted
01:37:07You
01:37:37You
01:38:07You