Trevor & The Virgin Full
Trevor & The Virgin Full
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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:28Tell who?
00:00:29Please.
00:00:30What's your name again?
00:00:31Martha.
00:00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:33Please, Martha.
00:00:34She's psycho.
00:00:35She's psycho?
00:00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:43Just tuck in your head.
00:00:45Thank you.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:55Football player?
00:00:56Huge.
00:00:57No.
00:00:59Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:00I mean bells.
00:01:01You're lying.
00:01:03Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:05Even girls like you.
00:01:09I haven't seen him.
00:01:11Also, you've got a little...
00:01:15I'm watching you.
00:01:23Granny panties?
00:01:24Seriously?
00:01:25How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:28None of your business.
00:01:30Cover up.
00:01:32No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:34She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:36Why, did she ask for something like...
00:01:38commitment?
00:01:40No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:42I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:46I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:48Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:52I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.
00:01:56This is my chance.
00:01:58A favor from Trevor Holt,
00:02:00and he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:02What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:04Drew Longhorn!
00:02:06Drew Longhorn?
00:02:08Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:10What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:12I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:14Sorry, I...
00:02:16Why...
00:02:18Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:22We had...
00:02:25chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:31Okay. You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention, but...
00:02:35not in that.
00:02:37Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl,
00:02:39and it's not...
00:02:41Forget it. No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff doesn't
00:02:47play up your assets, you know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:51You need to show it.
00:02:53I swear.
00:02:55You're just gonna have to trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second...
00:03:07we need to go shopping.
00:03:09Shopping.
00:03:11Ta-da!
00:03:21Ta-da!
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:25Oh, it's my one-night stand box.
00:03:27Go on, take your pick.
00:03:29Oh, it's my one-night stand box.
00:03:31Go on, take your pick.
00:03:33No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your...
00:03:37hookup trophies.
00:03:39These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:45So...
00:03:47I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:49I can 100% guarantee
00:03:51that the act of sex did not happen
00:03:53while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:55No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:03:59Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it. Trust me.
00:04:03I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:09I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:13Are your eyes closed?
00:04:15Oh, yeah.
00:04:17Totally.
00:04:31Okay.
00:04:33Turn around.
00:04:37Wow.
00:04:39Trevor!
00:04:41What? It's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:43Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:04:59No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:07Okay.
00:05:09I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:15All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:17Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:19You listening?
00:05:21Yep.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:25One, eye contact.
00:05:27Not like that.
00:05:29And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:31Oh, come on. This is serious.
00:05:33I'm very serious.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:37And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:39You know, quick hand on the arm, you know, brushy on his bicep.
00:05:41You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:43Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:45Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:49All he does is play games.
00:05:55You ready?
00:05:59Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03That was really good.
00:06:05I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:09I spoke too soon.
00:06:11I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:27Hey, everyone.
00:06:29This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:31He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:33We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:39Just trust me.
00:06:41If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:45It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:47Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:49Who's going to believe this anyway?
00:06:51Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:53No.
00:06:55Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:57Trevor.
00:06:59What's up, man?
00:07:01I see you brought a friend.
00:07:03Yeah, this is...
00:07:05You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:09Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:11We had science class. We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:15That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17Yeah, definitely.
00:07:19Total joke.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:23One second.
00:07:25Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:33Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:35Well, hey, guys.
00:07:37We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:39You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:43Sweet. See you there.
00:07:47That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53I got this.
00:07:57I got this.
00:08:01Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:05So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:08:07So? Just ignore her.
00:08:09My turn.
00:08:11Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:13I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:17I want you to drink with...
00:08:19Trevor.
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:25Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with...
00:08:29Trevor.
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:55Yum.
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:01You, drink or dare?
00:09:03Dare.
00:09:05Oh.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:11and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:13for the rest of the game.
00:09:15Oh.
00:09:17Hello.
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Um...
00:09:25Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:27Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:29Oh!
00:09:31Oh!
00:09:33You're up next, Martha.
00:09:35Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:37Drink.
00:09:39I want you to drink with...
00:09:41me.
00:09:43My pleasure.
00:09:45This is my chance
00:09:47to do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:49since freshman year.
00:09:51♪♪♪♪
00:10:17I should be here.
00:10:19I should be happy.
00:10:21This is what
00:10:23I've always wanted.
00:10:25But...
00:10:27That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:33No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you
00:10:37after that class.
00:10:39Never saw you around.
00:10:41I've seen Drew roughly 83 times
00:10:43since that class ended.
00:10:45Yeah, me too.
00:10:47You wanna hang out sometime?
00:10:49Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:51Great.
00:10:53Give me your number.
00:10:57I just sent you a special message.
00:10:59Let me know when you get it.
00:11:01Trev has my phone.
00:11:03I'll be right back.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Who's next?
00:11:11Trevor?
00:11:13Trevor!
00:11:15Oh, sorry.
00:11:19Trevor!
00:11:31You win, Tilla James.
00:11:33You win.
00:11:43Oh!
00:11:51You okay?
00:11:55I'm leaving.
00:11:57You can stay. I just need my phone.
00:11:59Okay, where's my cigarettes?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:03Give them to me.
00:12:05No, you have to give them. I know that you have them.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09Just so you know.
00:12:11It's probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:19Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:23that I'm a frumpy nerd
00:12:25in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:27No.
00:12:29To all three.
00:12:31You wanna know my three reasons?
00:12:33Not particularly.
00:12:35One, he's a douche.
00:12:37Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:53It was kinda terrible.
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tilla's face
00:12:57when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:59Oh! Priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:03Do what?
00:13:05Hide your emotions?
00:13:09I'm just so...
00:13:11easy to read.
00:13:13I noticed.
00:13:15I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
00:13:19I wanna learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:23There is no secret.
00:13:25It's just who I am, right?
00:13:29Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:35Hello?
00:13:39Hi.
00:13:49Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:51thank you.
00:13:53Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:55I owed you one.
00:13:57I guess I missed that.
00:13:59No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:01Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:03Yeah, cause...
00:14:05even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:07I got my first kiss.
00:14:11I'm gonna go.
00:14:13Goodnight, Trevor.
00:14:37Goodnight.
00:14:41That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:57And there it was.
00:14:59The thing I had been looking for.
00:15:01Chemistry.
00:15:03Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest
00:15:05you-know-what on campus,
00:15:07and me.
00:15:09The virgin.
00:15:19Rumor has it that
00:15:21every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
00:15:25Every girl...
00:15:27except me.
00:15:29Because after last week,
00:15:31I could not be more overdrew.
00:15:33Martha.
00:15:35Mind if I join you?
00:15:37So...
00:15:39where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:41I had to go home to study.
00:15:43I have a big test coming up.
00:15:45What are you up to later?
00:15:47Probably more studying.
00:15:49Why?
00:15:51The wet party.
00:15:55The wet party?
00:15:57It's only the most exclusive
00:15:59frat party on campus.
00:16:01So of course I've never been invited.
00:16:03What about it?
00:16:05You in?
00:16:07I've never even wanted to go
00:16:09to a party like this before.
00:16:11But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:13Wait.
00:16:15Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:17Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:19Hold? Nah. He's been ghosting me.
00:16:21Think he's out.
00:16:23Then I'm in.
00:16:25Excellent.
00:16:27Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:29A female friend?
00:16:33What are those?
00:16:35Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:37the wet party.
00:16:39Since when do you
00:16:41find frat parties fun?
00:16:43I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:45Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist
00:16:47douchebags? Maybe.
00:16:49Does this have anything to do
00:16:51with Trevor Holt? No.
00:16:53Yes, okay.
00:16:55I just
00:16:57keep playing the night over and over in my head
00:16:59trying to see what went wrong.
00:17:01I mean, things were going so
00:17:03well. We had
00:17:05chemistry.
00:17:11How could he just
00:17:13walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:15You know.
00:17:17Take your virginity.
00:17:19Don't say that word.
00:17:21What word?
00:17:23Virginity.
00:17:25What's wrong with being a virgin, Mar?
00:17:27Tell that to Trevor. He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:29Screw him. That guy's got a
00:17:31reputation for a reason.
00:17:33I'm just so used to achieving
00:17:35everything I set my mind to.
00:17:37I've gotten straight A's, scholarships. Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:39I don't think it works
00:17:41that way, Mar. You're right.
00:17:43And you know what? Forget this stupid party.
00:17:45I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:47Oh no. We're going to that
00:17:49party. We are?
00:17:51Yup. And forget these dumb
00:17:53books. All you need are
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:57Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:59Shh.
00:18:05Step one.
00:18:07Dress to impress.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:11But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:13Do it for you.
00:18:15Step one. Dress to impress.
00:18:17Check.
00:18:19Step two. Find someone
00:18:21to flirt with.
00:18:23That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:25He's cute.
00:18:27He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:29You're what?
00:18:31I mean, a girl can't look.
00:18:35Step three.
00:18:37To really get over a guy, you gotta
00:18:39put yourself out there.
00:18:41Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:45Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:47I already did that, Deb.
00:18:49I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:51Showed him who I really am.
00:18:53And he rejected me.
00:18:55Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:57No. From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:19:01Great. This'll be fun.
00:19:19Trevor Holt.
00:19:39Trevor Holt.
00:19:41He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:43Trevor Holt.
00:19:45He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:47But now that he is...
00:19:49Martha!
00:19:51Glad you could make it.
00:19:53And you brought a friend.
00:19:55Drew Longhorn.
00:19:57In the flesh. And you are...
00:19:59Drew, this is my best friend,
00:20:01Deb.
00:20:03It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:07What are you doing here?
00:20:09Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:11They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:13None of your concern.
00:20:15Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:17I need a refill anyway.
00:20:21Debra? Care to join me?
00:20:23You came here with Drew?
00:20:25Really?
00:20:27Why? Jealous?
00:20:29After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:31He's right.
00:20:33That was pretty much
00:20:35the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:37I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:39Martha, this party,
00:20:41these people, it's not your thing.
00:20:43Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me
00:20:45as well as you think. Please, you're an open book.
00:20:47That's what I like about you.
00:20:49Trevor!
00:20:51Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:53Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:55Hello? No. Yes?
00:20:57Maybe I'm not such an open book
00:20:59after all.
00:21:01Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:03There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:05Just give me a second to explain. You!
00:21:07Who let you into this party?
00:21:09Who let you into this college?
00:21:11Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:13There's a first time for everything.
00:21:15All right.
00:21:17It's two to a team.
00:21:19So who's it gonna be?
00:21:21The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:23Her. Fine.
00:21:25Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:27Let's do this. Debra?
00:21:29Are you in? Oh, uh, no.
00:21:31I am gluten intolerant. I'll just watch.
00:21:33You sure?
00:21:35Positive.
00:21:37You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:39What did you have in mind?
00:21:41What about strip beer pong?
00:21:43Sweet!
00:21:45Come on, Toa.
00:21:47I'm game.
00:21:49You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:51What are the rules? Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:53one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:55Oh, yeah.
00:21:57And vice versa.
00:21:59So if Trevor makes it,
00:22:01I strip. Seems easy enough.
00:22:03Come on, Holt. It's game time.
00:22:05Let's go.
00:22:07Please first.
00:22:15Hold on.
00:22:17Your form is way off. May I?
00:22:33Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:35I practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:37You're not afraid of a little competition,
00:22:39are you, Toa? Oh, please.
00:22:41Ladies, ladies.
00:22:43Let me show you both
00:22:45how it's done.
00:22:51Oh.
00:22:53Great job.
00:22:59My turn.
00:23:05All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:07You are so lame.
00:23:09You're up.
00:23:11Want another lesson?
00:23:13I think I can handle myself.
00:23:15I learn quick.
00:23:17Okay, I call BS.
00:23:19There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:21could have made that shot.
00:23:23It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:25Ever tried it?
00:23:27Game time.
00:23:31Your turn, nerd.
00:23:33Strip.
00:23:35You don't have to do this.
00:23:37Not for her.
00:23:39I know.
00:23:41I'm doing it for me.
00:23:47There. Happy?
00:23:49Trevor, it's your turn.
00:23:55I got it. I got it.
00:23:57Whatever.
00:23:59Can we talk now, please?
00:24:01I can't tell you why I...
00:24:03You can't seem to commit to anything?
00:24:05No.
00:24:07Don't care about anyone but yourself?
00:24:09No.
00:24:11Think I'm just some clueless nerd?
00:24:13I don't.
00:24:15Then why, Trevor?
00:24:17Why did you walk out on me?
00:24:19Why?
00:24:21I just didn't want to sleep with you.
00:24:23Woo!
00:24:25Found it.
00:24:27What'd I miss?
00:24:29That was so good.
00:24:33I guess I win.
00:24:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:37Stop.
00:24:39You cannot leave. Not now.
00:24:41Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:24:43Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:24:45the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:24:47doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:24:49Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:24:51Who cares, Mar?
00:24:53He told the entire school that he passed up
00:24:55the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:24:57Okay?
00:24:59The Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?
00:25:01The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:25:03she sets her mind to.
00:25:05The Martha you know is also still into
00:25:07some guy who rejected her.
00:25:09I should hate him.
00:25:11But I don't.
00:25:13I can't.
00:25:15A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:25:17even after all that.
00:25:19This is serious,
00:25:21so hold my hand, okay?
00:25:23If Trevor can't see how amazing you are,
00:25:25Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:25:27But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:25:29Okay?
00:25:31So just no, no, no, like that.
00:25:33Okay, great.
00:25:35Remember step three.
00:25:37You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:25:39Okay?
00:25:43Okay, come on.
00:25:47Wait.
00:25:49I have an idea.
00:25:51Wait, where are you going?
00:25:53I'm putting myself out there.
00:25:55Yes! Here we go, girl.
00:25:59Okay, Martha, you can do this.
00:26:01Hey, everybody!
00:26:03Listen up!
00:26:07Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:26:09Okay, um, uh, well,
00:26:11my name is Martha, and
00:26:13as you may have heard,
00:26:15Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:26:17But there's more to me
00:26:19than that, so here goes.
00:26:21Tilla James!
00:26:23You called me a
00:26:25clueless nerd, and you're right.
00:26:27I'm a huge nerd.
00:26:29I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room
00:26:31studying. I mean, last weekend
00:26:33was my first party. Can you believe that?
00:26:35I've been so busy studying
00:26:37that I think I've missed out on the important parts
00:26:39of college, like getting to know
00:26:41myself. I guess
00:26:43what I'm trying to say is
00:26:45I am
00:26:47clueless.
00:26:51Especially when it comes to love.
00:26:53I've never slept with anyone
00:26:55or dated anyone.
00:26:57But I don't care that
00:26:59I'm a virgin.
00:27:01Because when the time is right,
00:27:03it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
00:27:05And I don't
00:27:07care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:27:09or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:27:11Because I like me
00:27:13just the way I am.
00:27:21Putting myself out there?
00:27:23Check. I can't believe I just
00:27:25told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:27:43Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:27:45Uh, some of you may know me
00:27:47as something of a... a douche.
00:27:49I'll admit, I've been with
00:27:51a lot of girls, but
00:27:53that's only because before any of you
00:27:55knew me, back in high school,
00:27:57someone broke my heart.
00:27:59When I got to college,
00:28:01I slept my way around campus
00:28:03to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:28:05I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:28:07And I was fine with that.
00:28:09But the other
00:28:11night,
00:28:13everything changed when I met
00:28:15Martha.
00:28:17Martha, you're not just another
00:28:19one-night stand. You're amazing,
00:28:21and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:28:23I just... I didn't want to sleep
00:28:25with you because I wanted your
00:28:27first time to be special.
00:28:29And this may sound stupid coming from me, but
00:28:31I didn't want to rush it.
00:28:33I really,
00:28:35really like you, Martha.
00:28:37And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just...
00:28:39if you give me one more chance, I...
00:28:41Yes! What was that?
00:28:43I said yes. I will
00:28:45give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:29:07Drew Longhorn!
00:29:09I think you're funny,
00:29:11charming, and
00:29:13secretly sweet. And hot!
00:29:15Like, so hot!
00:29:23Most of you already know me,
00:29:25but I'm Drew.
00:29:27And
00:29:29I really hate parties.
00:29:31Bro. Yeah, I always
00:29:33get nervous and wind up saying things
00:29:35I don't mean, making out
00:29:37with people I don't like. Pro.
00:29:39But today was different.
00:29:41Because today, I met
00:29:43someone I think I actually really do like.
00:29:45So maybe,
00:29:47I don't have to go to any more of these
00:29:49stupid parties.
00:29:51I do love drinking, though.
00:29:57Look, I know you guys think I'm
00:29:59like, really mean, or whatever,
00:30:01but that's just because I'm brutally
00:30:03honest. And if you don't like it,
00:30:05that's your problem.
00:30:11Woo!
00:30:13Yeah!
00:30:15Woo!
00:30:23So there it is.
00:30:25That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest
00:30:27guy in school, started
00:30:29dating me, the virgin.
00:30:31But, you'll
00:30:33just have to imagine the rest.
00:30:41I
00:30:43wonder if I look different
00:30:45now that I've...
00:31:03Hey, Dad!
00:31:05Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:31:07Did what? You had sex
00:31:09with Trevor Holt.
00:31:11Why would you say that? Oh my
00:31:13God, you're glowing.
00:31:15I won all the deeds.
00:31:17It happened. I'm not a virgin
00:31:19anymore.
00:31:23Where did you get that?
00:31:25I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:31:27What were you doing in Drew's closet
00:31:29this morning? Yeah, no, Mart,
00:31:31you're not changing the subject. So, how
00:31:33was it? It was
00:31:35nice. Is that his hat?
00:31:37Yeah. It still smells
00:31:39like him, too.
00:31:41Oh my God, you're
00:31:43so in love!
00:31:45Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy zoom. I'll call you
00:31:47later. Yeah, not a chance, Mart. You still have
00:31:49two minutes, so hurry up and
00:31:51dish the dirt. Fine.
00:31:53It was
00:31:55romantic. I mean,
00:31:57Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:31:59He does this thing where he kissed along
00:32:01my jawline. Oh my God!
00:32:03Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:32:05The kissing was the good stuff.
00:32:09What? The sex wasn't good?
00:32:11It was not the best.
00:32:13No way.
00:32:15Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor
00:32:17about his... Yes!
00:32:19God, yes. Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:32:21So it's true?
00:32:23And it was kind of
00:32:25uncomfortable?
00:32:27Yeah. Honestly,
00:32:29Mart, it's
00:32:31pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time
00:32:33no matter what their size. I've just been
00:32:35dreaming about this moment
00:32:37for as long as I can remember,
00:32:39and then it just happened.
00:32:41And it didn't
00:32:43feel great. I'm
00:32:45sorry, Mart. I wish they told us
00:32:47that. I wish I told you that!
00:32:49But I'm not
00:32:51lying when I say it does get better, though
00:32:53it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:32:55What do you mean?
00:32:57I mean, you gotta find the right match
00:32:59emotionally
00:33:01and physically, and then
00:33:03that's when things start getting real good.
00:33:05What if it
00:33:07wasn't good for him, either?
00:33:09I'm sure it was good for him.
00:33:11How do you know?
00:33:13He gave you his hat!
00:33:15Yeah, but he hasn't responded
00:33:17to any of my texts this morning.
00:33:19What if he woke up and he
00:33:21realized he's over me? Okay, first of all,
00:33:23he's probably still asleep, and secondly, I'm
00:33:25sending you an article on this. It is very sciency.
00:33:27I'm
00:33:29just gonna keep
00:33:31trying. That's what the article
00:33:33says! I'm gonna keep having
00:33:35sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:33:37That's the spirit!
00:33:39Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:33:41I'm late for study buddies. Okay, call me later!
00:33:49Oh, my god.
00:33:51Seriously? You again?
00:33:53You're taking French 401?
00:33:55Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't
00:33:57want to take French porn? French what?
00:33:59French porn? The famous
00:34:01class on French cinema?
00:34:03I mean, it's all about
00:34:05hot French guys
00:34:07and threesomes. I think you're in the wrong
00:34:09class, Tila. This is an advanced
00:34:11history class on the French Revolution.
00:34:13Oh, my god.
00:34:15I can't believe I forgot that you're
00:34:17such a loser. Bye,
00:34:19Martha! Bye!
00:34:25Hi!
00:34:27I can see you!
00:34:29Hello?
00:34:35Hi! Can you see me?
00:34:37Hello?
00:34:39I can see you.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:43Is this video?
00:34:45Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:34:47The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:34:49Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:34:51Sorry, what?
00:34:53It's my first time.
00:34:55Uh, okay.
00:34:57Using Zoom.
00:34:59Right, yes, of course.
00:35:01Mine too, actually. Virgin.
00:35:03Still a virgin.
00:35:05What's this you're saying about porn?
00:35:07I was just saying that this is not
00:35:09a class on French porn. It's a class on the history
00:35:11of the French Revolution.
00:35:13Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:35:15What's your major?
00:35:17Chemistry.
00:35:19I'm Brett, by the way.
00:35:21Martha.
00:35:25Uh, we should
00:35:27probably get to studying, huh?
00:35:29Yeah. So, what are your thoughts
00:35:31about Napoleon?
00:35:33Do you really think
00:35:35he had a small... I told you!
00:35:37This isn't French porn!
00:35:39I was going to say
00:35:41army.
00:35:43But I can see your mind's on something else
00:35:45today. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:35:47You're glowing. You know that?
00:35:51Do you need to grab that?
00:35:53Actually, uh,
00:35:55apparently it's pretty important,
00:35:57so I might. I'll call you
00:35:59right back. I'll be here waiting.
00:36:03What is so
00:36:05urgent?
00:36:07Mar?
00:36:09Trevor's
00:36:11dead.
00:36:21Hey!
00:36:23How you doing today?
00:36:25Just another day without Trevor.
00:36:27Mar, it's time
00:36:29to take the hat off.
00:36:31I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:36:33Yeah. It's been weeks.
00:36:35So, just take it off
00:36:37and wash it.
00:36:39No.
00:36:41I'm sorry.
00:36:43I'm sorry.
00:36:45I'm sorry.
00:36:47I'm sorry.
00:36:49I still
00:36:51can't believe it. There he was,
00:36:53just walking across the street,
00:36:55carrying his one-night stand box, and then
00:36:57bam! Hit by a bus.
00:36:59I thought it was a car.
00:37:01I think it was a bus. No, no, no.
00:37:03It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:37:05I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night
00:37:07stand box. I heard that
00:37:09when they found him, he had a pink
00:37:11thong on his face. Wonderful!
00:37:13The love of my life died
00:37:15wearing a thong on his face, and it wasn't
00:37:17even mine. It's like
00:37:19I never knew love
00:37:21before Trevor, and now I will never
00:37:23know love again.
00:37:25One sec.
00:37:29Where was I? Oh, yeah.
00:37:31Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:37:33Do they take nuns if you're almost
00:37:35a virgin? Okay. Mara,
00:37:37I love you. I do.
00:37:39But enough is enough. I cannot
00:37:41sit here and watch you
00:37:43hollow in despair,
00:37:45okay? Trevor, yes,
00:37:47he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:37:49but it is time
00:37:51to move on. I can't move on,
00:37:53Deb. I loved him. You knew
00:37:55him for one week. He has
00:37:57been dead for four. He has been dead
00:37:59for longer than you knew him.
00:38:01Sorry. That's
00:38:03harsh. It's just that Trevor
00:38:05would want you to
00:38:07be happy, and he would want you
00:38:09to find love.
00:38:11Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:38:13Hang on one more second.
00:38:15Ugh, it's
00:38:17Brett. He's going to be late for our study
00:38:19Zoom. Again.
00:38:21Speaking of moving on...
00:38:23Oh, god.
00:38:25No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:38:27What? Of course he is. He's hot.
00:38:29And alive.
00:38:31He's also always late,
00:38:33would rather surf than study,
00:38:35and yet gets straight A's by practically
00:38:37sleeping through class. So you're just jealous
00:38:39because he's smarter than you? All I'm
00:38:41saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:45Ugh. What?
00:38:47Nothing. It's just
00:38:49this is nice. I've missed
00:38:51you. And I've really
00:38:53missed not telling you about the
00:38:5525 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:38:5725 times?!
00:38:59Oh, 26 actually.
00:39:01Oh my god. So
00:39:03how's the sex?
00:39:05Oh my god, it's amazing.
00:39:07Really? Remember when I told you
00:39:09that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:39:11Well, he is my game set
00:39:13match. Tennis!
00:39:15What made the sex so
00:39:17good? Well,
00:39:19he takes direction very well.
00:39:21You give him direction? Of course!
00:39:23Yes! How else is a girl supposed to get
00:39:25what she needs?
00:39:27And girl, I got what I needed last
00:39:29night! Go off!
00:39:31You're blushing! What?
00:39:33No, no, no. But you should be.
00:39:35Why?! Sex is a
00:39:37beautiful thing!
00:39:39What did he do that made it so
00:39:41good? Well,
00:39:43remember how you kissed him at the
00:39:45Drink or Dare party? Yeah, I remember.
00:39:49The night that Trevor pretended to be my
00:39:51boyfriend. Yeah, remember this
00:39:53like crazy tongue thing that he did and he
00:39:55licked your whole face off? Mm-hmm.
00:39:57Let's just say
00:39:59that works better
00:40:01elsewhere. That was
00:40:03the night that Trevor gave me my first
00:40:05real kiss. The night that
00:40:07forever changed my life.
00:40:09Oh my god! Martha,
00:40:11stop it! What? Am I
00:40:13just too sad for you? Yeah,
00:40:15actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:40:17Because you know what? I'm your best friend and
00:40:19all we ever talk about is you. When was
00:40:21the last time we talked about? Literally
00:40:23just now. I
00:40:25have been sleeping with Drew for a month
00:40:27and you just heard about it. Because all we
00:40:29ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor,
00:40:31Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor,
00:40:33Trevor, he's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:40:35I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death
00:40:37of my boyfriend. He
00:40:39was not your boyfriend.
00:40:41He was just some guy
00:40:43that you lost your virginity to.
00:40:45You're being a bitch. Good.
00:40:47Bye!
00:40:55What do you want?
00:40:57Martha! Oh.
00:40:59Hi, Drew. What do you want?
00:41:01I was just calling to do a little
00:41:03undercover work. Yeah? You know,
00:41:05a little secret detective. Just
00:41:07tell me what you want, Drew. Okay, sorry.
00:41:09I was just wondering
00:41:11what's Deb's favorite color? Oh.
00:41:13Sorry, uh, it's orange.
00:41:15Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:41:17Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you.
00:41:19I've just been having
00:41:21not a great day.
00:41:23That's Trev's hat, isn't it? Yeah.
00:41:25I miss him so much.
00:41:27I've never had a friend die
00:41:29before. Me neither.
00:41:31I gotta get something off my chest.
00:41:33What?
00:41:35Trevor's death was my fault.
00:41:37You were there? No, but he called
00:41:39me that morning. He told me that he was
00:41:41really serious about you
00:41:43and I didn't
00:41:45believe that he'd be serious until he
00:41:47got rid of the one night
00:41:49stand box. We were gonna
00:41:51burn the box together.
00:41:53He got hit when he was on
00:41:55his way over. Drew, that
00:41:57doesn't make it your fault.
00:41:59That doesn't make it your fault.
00:42:01Well, it feels like it.
00:42:03They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but
00:42:05his ankle seized up and he
00:42:07couldn't move.
00:42:09Stupid old injury.
00:42:11Sorry, what injury?
00:42:13You know, Trevor hurt his ankle
00:42:15during football. Really?
00:42:17Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks
00:42:19before he died. You didn't know that?
00:42:21I didn't know him then. What?
00:42:23I thought you guys were in love.
00:42:25We met the week before he died.
00:42:27What a whirlwind romance.
00:42:29Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:42:31So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:42:33Trevor had a twin? Yeah.
00:42:35Taylor, super hot.
00:42:37She goes to school here, too.
00:42:39I guess I didn't meet her.
00:42:41You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family
00:42:43soon, too. Just in case.
00:42:45In case you die?
00:42:47I think we're ready to take the next step
00:42:49to make it official.
00:42:51That's actually sweet.
00:42:53Yeah, I need to go buy her some
00:42:55orange flowers.
00:42:57Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:42:59The dude loved blue.
00:43:01You know he was almost going to go to Duke just because
00:43:03of school colors? He almost went to Duke?
00:43:05Yeah. I guess there's a lot
00:43:07you didn't know about him. I guess so.
00:43:09Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:43:11Catch you later.
00:43:17Oh, study buddies!
00:43:23Hello?
00:43:25Hey!
00:43:27Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:43:29Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:43:31No, don't apologize. I've been late
00:43:33a thousand times.
00:43:35It's something I'm working on.
00:43:37You okay?
00:43:39Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big
00:43:41fight about Trevor.
00:43:43Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:43:45Yeah, and then Drew called me
00:43:47and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:43:49Wow, that's dickish.
00:43:51Well, he didn't actually say that
00:43:53and anyway, he's right.
00:43:55How are you and Deb in a fight about someone
00:43:57who's dead?
00:43:59She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:44:01Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:44:03You know, someone once told me
00:44:05it takes half the amount of time you're in
00:44:07the relationship to get over them.
00:44:09So, it should have taken me
00:44:11three and a half days.
00:44:13Ha ha ha!
00:44:15You're not kidding.
00:44:17I only knew him for a week
00:44:19and we were in a fight for like
00:44:21half of that.
00:44:23I'm so confused.
00:44:25And it wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:44:27I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like not my boyfriend.
00:44:29Why am I telling you all this?
00:44:31No, no, this is good, this is good.
00:44:33It's starting to make more sense now.
00:44:35What, that I'm a fool?
00:44:37No, that you're still processing.
00:44:39You know, it all happened so fast.
00:44:41Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:44:43Thanks, Brett.
00:44:45Oh, it's Deb.
00:44:47Do you mind if I answer this?
00:44:49Go for it.
00:44:51I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small
00:44:53army.
00:44:59Hey, Deb.
00:45:01Martha.
00:45:03Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:45:05I owe you a huge apology.
00:45:07No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:45:09And you know what? You're right.
00:45:11I barely knew him. Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:45:13Duke?
00:45:15Ugh.
00:45:17Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:45:19And I promise I will
00:45:21always be here to listen to stories about
00:45:23Drew's tongue game.
00:45:25I should not be listening to this.
00:45:27And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:45:29Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:45:31And then waking up the very next day
00:45:33and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to
00:45:35is dead.
00:45:39Oh my god.
00:45:41Could you hear all of that?
00:45:43Yeah. No. Yeah.
00:45:45Yeah. I mean, I wasn't
00:45:47listening, but...
00:45:49How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:45:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:45:53Oh my god.
00:46:01Hey, Deb.
00:46:03I really can't talk right now. Brett and I have a big project
00:46:05due tomorrow and he's late with his part
00:46:07again.
00:46:09Deb?
00:46:11Deb, what's wrong?
00:46:15Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:46:17You're pregnant?
00:46:19I don't even know how to hold it.
00:46:21I peed on it.
00:46:23Oh. I thought you guys
00:46:25used condoms.
00:46:27We use so many.
00:46:29We have so much sex and use so
00:46:31many.
00:46:33Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%,
00:46:35so this is a fascinating case study.
00:46:37Martha!
00:46:39Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:46:41Are you gonna keep it?
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:45I have so many plans for my career.
00:46:47I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:46:49Well, what did Drew say?
00:46:51He doesn't know.
00:46:53Deb, you have to tell him.
00:46:55I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:46:57He's taking me to see his parents
00:46:59tonight.
00:47:01He told me they're super traditional and they think
00:47:03Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think
00:47:05that I corrupted their son.
00:47:07Okay, Deb. Drew loves you.
00:47:09I know he'll be supportive.
00:47:11And I'm sure his parents will come around, too.
00:47:13Oh, that's him.
00:47:15What do I do?
00:47:17You tell the truth!
00:47:19Okay, I'll call you later.
00:47:21Okay. Good luck.
00:47:25Well, hello, my
00:47:27beautiful lady. I require your assistance
00:47:29in selecting the appropriate attire
00:47:31for this evening. What do you think?
00:47:33Orange.
00:47:35Orange. It matches my dress.
00:47:37Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:47:39You look so older.
00:47:41Um,
00:47:43Drew B, I have something that I need
00:47:45to tell you. Oh, I already know
00:47:47what you're gonna say. You do?
00:47:49You're afraid my mom's gonna
00:47:51make you eat cheese. Cheese?
00:47:53But don't worry.
00:47:55I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:47:57And she totally gets it now.
00:47:59She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:48:01I love vegan meatloaf!
00:48:03So, are you excited
00:48:05to meet my parents tonight?
00:48:07Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:48:09Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:48:11Because they are stoked
00:48:13to meet you. They're not gonna be
00:48:15very stoked about
00:48:17me. Are you kidding me?
00:48:19They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:48:21This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:48:23Oh, no.
00:48:25Really? Yeah.
00:48:27Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely
00:48:29adore you. Hey, you,
00:48:31my lady, are perfect.
00:48:33Trust me, okay?
00:48:35I'll see you soon.
00:48:43How'd it go? I couldn't tell him.
00:48:45Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him
00:48:47at some point. Nope.
00:48:49I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:48:51Because his parents are so
00:48:53excited to meet me, and they won't be able to
00:48:55tell I'm pregnant because I'm
00:48:57just bloated, so
00:48:59I will tell him when we get home.
00:49:03Oh, it's Brett. We
00:49:05gotta finish this assignment.
00:49:07You got this, Deb! Okay.
00:49:11Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:49:13Got this, got this, got this.
00:49:27Ugh.
00:49:35Ugh.
00:49:37I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:49:39Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:49:41Been there, done that.
00:49:43Oh, Tila,
00:49:45sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:49:47What? Ew. No.
00:49:49Hey, are you in the Longhorns
00:49:51upstairs bathroom?
00:49:53Yes. I knew
00:49:55I recognized it.
00:49:57I puked there once during a rager.
00:49:59So,
00:50:01is Drew having a party?
00:50:03I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:50:05Oh, the food's that bad? No.
00:50:07I'm just not feeling very well.
00:50:09Anyway, what do you want?
00:50:11Well, that's no way to
00:50:13treat your favorite study buddy.
00:50:15Alright, listen, I need help
00:50:17on our French porn homework.
00:50:19Can we just talk later?
00:50:21You look different.
00:50:23What do you mean?
00:50:25You look different.
00:50:27What do you mean?
00:50:29Oh, my God. What?
00:50:31What? Are you pregnant?
00:50:33No! How can you tell?
00:50:35I have a sixth
00:50:37sense for these kinds of things.
00:50:39Oh, my God. Do you think his parents know?
00:50:41Oh, my God. You haven't told
00:50:43Drew yet, have you?
00:50:45Everything okay in there, babe?
00:50:47Yes, fantastic.
00:50:49I am just
00:50:51changing my tampons.
00:50:53Well, my mom said that she wanted me
00:50:55to bring you some seltzer water.
00:50:57She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:50:59No.
00:51:01Was it the meatloaf?
00:51:03No, Drew B.
00:51:05I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:51:07You just go back into dinner
00:51:09and I'll see you in a minute.
00:51:11Uh, okay. Let me know
00:51:13if you need anything.
00:51:15Will do.
00:51:17They know. She totally knows.
00:51:19Okay. Mrs. Longhorn
00:51:21is oblivious. She thinks all girls
00:51:23are angels. She even called me an angel
00:51:25one time after I threw up a liter
00:51:27of vodka in her bathroom.
00:51:29How do I get out of this?
00:51:31Just, uh, go back out there
00:51:33and tell them you were up late studying
00:51:35and you feel like shit. And then
00:51:37go home with Drew and fess up.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:41Thank you, Dilla.
00:51:43That was weirdly helpful.
00:51:45No biggie.
00:51:49Are you mad at me, babe?
00:51:51No.
00:51:53Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:51:55I didn't even know you back then.
00:51:57No.
00:51:59Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:52:01I ruined everything tonight.
00:52:03You didn't, babe.
00:52:05My mom loved you. She said that you're
00:52:07like an angel.
00:52:09If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:52:11Babe,
00:52:13what are you talking about?
00:52:15Check my purse.
00:52:17Check my purse.
00:52:27Um...
00:52:29What am I looking for?
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:37I'm so sorry.
00:52:39Yeah!
00:52:41Woo! Oh, man.
00:52:43What? I thought you'd be devastated.
00:52:45Devastated? What about your parents?
00:52:47Devastated?
00:52:49Babe, my mom loves
00:52:51babies. You know what this
00:52:53means, though, right?
00:53:01Deborah Davis,
00:53:03will you...
00:53:05Period! Period!
00:53:07Period! I have my
00:53:09period!
00:53:11Game set
00:53:13match!
00:53:25Hey, what's up?
00:53:27Guess what? What?
00:53:29I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight
00:53:31that doesn't include books.
00:53:33Um, how is that studying?
00:53:35You'll see. First, I need you to
00:53:37turn off all of your lights.
00:53:39Uh, what?
00:53:41Just do it.
00:53:43Quick!
00:53:45And then, turn on
00:53:47those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:53:49Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:53:51Martha,
00:53:53a little trust, please.
00:53:55So, are you going to tell me what we're doing,
00:53:57or...
00:53:59The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic,
00:54:01which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:54:03Really?
00:54:05Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:54:07That actually sounds fun.
00:54:09I'm going to send you the link.
00:54:11Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:54:13Yeah, that would be nice.
00:54:15Alright,
00:54:17I'm going to start it.
00:54:23Oh, wait! Hold on one second.
00:54:33Weird!
00:54:35This takeout delivery guy just showed up
00:54:37and I didn't even order anything!
00:54:39I did.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry,
00:54:45so I ordered us French food.
00:54:47Because of Napoleon.
00:54:49Uh, I'm sorry.
00:54:51Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:54:53It's not supposed to be.
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:57It's a date, Martha.
00:54:59Hi?
00:55:01Oh, uh,
00:55:03sorry, I'm confused.
00:55:05I've been wanting to ask you out,
00:55:07but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet
00:55:09after Trevor,
00:55:11so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing
00:55:13and see how you felt at the end.
00:55:15That's actually really sweet.
00:55:19Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:55:21Why?
00:55:23Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:55:25What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well
00:55:27and then things get awkward
00:55:29and we get a bad grade on the assignment
00:55:31and then I flunk out of class?
00:55:33If we're study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:55:37Well,
00:55:39yeah,
00:55:41I guess.
00:55:43Why are you blushing?
00:55:45I didn't say the word virgin.
00:55:47Brett!
00:55:49Look, my motto is to live in the now,
00:55:51so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future
00:55:53is pointless.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:57And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:55:59That's a bad choice.
00:56:01I don't want one awkward moment to the next
00:56:03and I do not recommend it.
00:56:05Well, you should.
00:56:07You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:56:09Uh, such as?
00:56:11Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:56:13If you're not doing things that scare you,
00:56:17you're not living life.
00:56:21You know what?
00:56:23I guess you have a point.
00:56:25Alright, let's do this date.
00:56:27Excellent.
00:56:29Bon appétit.
00:56:31These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:56:35So, question.
00:56:37If you knew you were going to die
00:56:39in the next 30 days,
00:56:41how would you spend the next month?
00:56:43Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours
00:56:45and then-
00:56:47But you're going to die.
00:56:49Dead. Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:56:51Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:56:53Martha, burn the planner.
00:56:55I like plans. I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:56:57Is this date putting you on edge?
00:56:59No.
00:57:01Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:57:03Yes.
00:57:05But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:57:07Oh no.
00:57:09No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:57:11I just think sometimes you're so worried
00:57:13about checking off boxes
00:57:15that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:57:17You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:57:19You know it.
00:57:23Okay.
00:57:25If I was going to die in 30 days,
00:57:27I'd go to the beach more.
00:57:29Amazing.
00:57:31I'd spend all my money
00:57:33on an expensive designer jacket.
00:57:35There you go.
00:57:37And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:57:39A lot.
00:57:41Me too. Kissing's the best.
00:57:43Kissing's the best.
00:57:45I know.
00:57:47What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:57:49I guess I'd have to say
00:57:51my sharp edges.
00:57:53What does that mean?
00:57:55My jawline,
00:57:57collarbone, even my fingers.
00:57:59It kind of reminds me
00:58:01where I start and stop.
00:58:03This is embarrassing.
00:58:05No, I think it's sexy.
00:58:07What about you?
00:58:09Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:58:11Like in your apartment
00:58:13or walking down the street.
00:58:15The ocean.
00:58:17Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:58:19It is.
00:58:21Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:58:23No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:58:25Right.
00:58:27Right, well, don't.
00:58:29Is what I was going to say.
00:58:31You don't have to do that.
00:58:33No, it's not. It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:58:35It's horrible.
00:58:37Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:58:41Hey, I'm sorry.
00:58:43Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:58:45No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:58:47You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:58:49It does.
00:58:51Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:58:53There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:58:55And that is also not true.
00:58:57My roommate is a virgin.
00:58:59Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex
00:59:01one time and only kissing two people.
00:59:03That's pathetic.
00:59:05What if you only kissed two people
00:59:07but one of them was your perfect match?
00:59:09Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:59:11What if I did only kiss two people
00:59:13and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:59:15And now he's dead.
00:59:17No, I didn't...
00:59:19Yeah, you sure did.
00:59:21So yeah, I found my guy. We kissed. We had sex.
00:59:23It wasn't even that good.
00:59:25It never is the first time.
00:59:27Thanks, I've been told.
00:59:29And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:59:31or never kiss anyone again.
00:59:33And you know what?
00:59:35If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's,
00:59:37I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:59:41Not even me?
00:59:43I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:59:47Not even me?
01:00:05You did this, didn't you?
01:00:07I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:00:09The guitarist? Outside my window?
01:00:11Oh, come on.
01:00:13He has a sign that says,
01:00:15Okay, alright.
01:00:17I asked my roommate to play romantic French music,
01:00:19but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
01:00:23That's really sweet.
01:00:25You know what? I tried, but failed.
01:00:27This has just been one complete disaster.
01:00:29No, it wasn't at all.
01:00:31No, it's okay. We can end this now.
01:00:33I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
01:00:35No, don't. Please.
01:00:37This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
01:00:41No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
01:00:45Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates,
01:00:47and that is fine.
01:00:49But...
01:00:51crying in the middle of it?
01:00:53It's not a good sign.
01:00:57And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
01:00:59It's not okay.
01:01:05I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:01:07No, don't apologize.
01:01:09No, you planned the sweetest date ever,
01:01:11and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:01:13Hello, I'm Martha, and I ruin everything!
01:01:17No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:01:19Because that would mean I don't like you anymore,
01:01:21and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:01:25How is that even possible?
01:01:27Because you're incredibly real.
01:01:29And I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking,
01:01:31because, let's be honest,
01:01:33you say it out loud all the time.
01:01:37That's not a good thing.
01:01:39Well, I think it is.
01:01:44So...
01:01:46any other surprises?
01:01:48No.
01:01:50That was the last one.
01:01:52Then while our guitarist is on a break,
01:01:54I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:01:56Okay, cool.
01:01:58But there's one condition.
01:02:00We have to dance.
01:02:02Like, in our rooms?
01:02:04Or you want me to come over?
01:02:06No, no, no. Stand up.
01:02:08Right here, right now.
01:02:10Dance with me.
01:02:13Wait, hang on.
01:02:15I've got the best idea.
01:02:17Ooh!
01:02:43I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:02:45I don't need you.
01:02:49That was so much fun!
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:02:55Me neither.
01:02:57Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:02:59Like, really great.
01:03:01Yeah. Yeah, me too.
01:03:03Martha? Yeah?
01:03:05I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:03:07Oh yeah? How come?
01:03:09Because I plan on being number three.
01:03:12I'd like that.
01:03:14Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:03:26Hey, nerd.
01:03:28Why are you calling me?
01:03:30Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:03:32Or whatever.
01:03:34And that is your business, how?
01:03:36Well, there's something you should know.
01:03:38About Brett.
01:03:40What?
01:04:10You
01:04:12You
01:04:14You
01:04:16You
01:04:18You
01:04:20You
01:04:22You
01:04:24You
01:04:26You
01:04:28You
01:04:30You
01:04:32You
01:04:34You
01:04:36You