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00:00If you hit me, I'll hit you. If I hit you, you'll be safe.
00:03If I hit you, you'll drown in Punjab.
00:05If I hit you, you'll reach the moon.
00:07If I hit you, you'll go out of the atmosphere.
00:09Hit me.
00:09You hit me.
00:10Hit me, I'll also see if I can cross the river.
00:12No, you hit me.
00:12Hit me.
00:13Oh Juliet, your jacket is very sad.
00:17A girl, a man.
00:19Everything looks bad.
00:21Salary of 70,000 rupees.
00:23Salary of 45,000 rupees.
00:24My bribe of 10,000 rupees.
00:25Bribe of 60,000 rupees.
00:26How much did you earn in a month?
00:272 lakh rupees.
00:31I used to like the moon a lot.
00:35But I never said it.
00:36If I had said it, the moon would have been my father, not my uncle.
00:40Who says that, Pooja ji?
00:41The moon can say, Rahul Kittu.
00:43But the planets feel ashamed.
00:45I'll make you feel ashamed.
00:46How much intoxication do you have?
00:48I eat your leftover food every day after marriage.
00:50Why will I cook?
00:51I do the same work as you.
00:53You are taking our right here.
00:55My mother makes food.
00:56But your mother is illiterate.
00:58And your father is black.
00:59Then you will tell me to do body shaming.
01:00But your mother is illiterate.
01:02And your father is black.
01:05One slap of a king's son.
01:07When two people are talking to each other,
01:10then there is no need for a cap.
01:13Then why did you slap me?
01:15Juliet, your jatt is very sad.
01:18But mother made me feel good.
01:20I fell in love with her.
01:23If you wanted to fall in love, son, you had to stay in Paris.
01:26Where there is a transform.
01:29But Mirza, Ranjha, Punnu, Maiwal,
01:32were born in Punjab.
01:33Then they died like dogs.
01:40Who is this?
01:41She is the daughter of the country.
01:43The country's daughter's help, the country's help.
01:44After all, in a foreign country,
01:46Punjabi does Punjabi's work.
01:53Now I'll look old to you.
01:54You take care of me.
01:56What are you talking about?
01:59My body is my soul.
02:00Look at this.
02:05You just make a rag.
02:06No, I can't make a rag.
02:07You are a fool.
02:08You give me a chance and then you are a fool.
02:10You are a fool.
02:11If you want to lose, then make a rag for me.
02:13Put this sweater on me.
02:16Your brother told me that your son has come here.
02:19I thought I would also meet my son.
02:21He is my old friend.
02:22We are just business partners.
02:23This old friend.
02:24You don't make a rag.
02:26My pearls have come down.
02:29My pearls have come down.
02:31My pearls.
02:33My pearls.
02:35Your love is in my heart.
02:37My pearls.
02:39My pearls.
02:43Pirzi, you have kept two ears.
02:45There is not even one for us.
02:47Give me one.
02:48What do you do with two?
02:49I do Pagdi Purni.
02:50You have done Pagdi Purni.
02:52I will do Pagdi Purni.
02:54Where will it be?
02:55I will throw it away.