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00:00The maidens in the garden of the King of the Immortals pass through the Tamagawa River with a pure smile, just like the Shinsengumi.
00:12The pure white uniform wraps around their pure hearts.
00:17The skirt pleats are not disturbed.
00:20The blue sailor collar is not undone.
00:24Walking slowly is the custom here.
00:29Toritsuhino Minami High School.
00:31This is the maiden's, quote, school.
00:35Good morning, everyone.
00:43Death! Death! Death! Death!
00:58Nyan!
01:09Shika no ko toko toko, arawaru no ko no ko.
01:11Tsunotsuna pyoko pyoko, mitame wa una no ko.
01:14Shika koro uwasa no naka naka, kiwa mono.
01:16Odena ni ita hana, hera choko.
01:19Semo semo kashi kara japan ni seisoku.
01:22Shika shinbi nara mugen ni kudasai.
01:24Komu kai wa mako mako, moshika wa ushika.
01:27Memo demo, matomete utemo.
01:30Noni no suteppo de odorou.
01:35Yoru akeru made.
01:38Nando datte hanshuu shite, nanana.
01:41Yosaku uta no shika ii no desu.
01:44Appan gyaru dou de urai kaosu, mashimashi.
01:49Itsu no mani kuse ni natte, nanana.
01:52Hachaden mechara shika ii no desu.
01:55Haten koubacchi ka, mono nandemo ari.
01:58Ruru nante nasu.
02:00Kimi no egao de genki one time.
02:02Moshika shite unmei no mama, mai e.
02:05Kokoro no doko kara koshi tantan.
02:07Kimi to nara itsu made mo.
02:10Shika no kono kono ko, koshi tantan.
02:13Shika no kono kono ko, koshi tantan.
02:17Shika
02:22Haa, mada mada samui na.
02:26Kinou ame mo futta shi ne.
02:28Oh!
02:31Suberu kara kiotsuke naito.
02:33Daijoubu?
02:36Uwaa!
02:37Uweto, arigato gozaimasen!
02:40Dou itashimashite.
02:46Koshi Torako.
02:47Toritsu Hino Minami Koukou ni nensei.
02:49Seito kaichou ni shite, ni-nen B-gumi gakkyuu iincho.
02:52Soshite, youshi tanrei, gakuryoku yuushuu, sports bannou.
02:57Gakkou nomi narazu, gokinjo demo uwasa no perfect girl.
03:06Keikaku doori.
03:08Junpuu manpan na koukou seikatsu wo okuru koshi torako ni wa, dare ni mo ienu himitsu ga aru.
03:14Sore wa...
03:15Motoyan de aru koto.
03:17Doukyou Hino no moujuu to wa atashi no koto yo!
03:21Shounen manga no eikyou wo ukete, yankee yatteta kuro rekishi.
03:25Kore ga bareta!
03:26Koukou debut to douji ni ashi wo aratte yuutousei yatte kita doryoku ga...
03:30Mizu no oma yo!
03:32Maa, kisou wa kanpeki desu.
03:34Pareru koto nante nai darou kedo.
03:36Sou omotte ita no da.
03:38Kyou kono hi made wa.
03:47Ah!
03:49Eeeh!
03:50Masaka ichiban ni shite ikidari kurisuri shisatsu?!
03:53Shinya anime ni yokatta!
03:55Ya yokunai kedo!
03:56Ke-kesatsu?
03:57Bishou?
03:58Kodansu?!
03:59Jawanai...
04:01Hajime-chan!
04:08Eh, ikiteru?
04:09Nani goto?
04:11Jisatsu janai nara, nande anna toka burasagatten no?
04:14Atama ni tsuno?!
04:16Aa, tokyo janai.
04:18Chiba no nezumii nantara de utteru areko...
04:20Tee, sore nara hazurete ochite kuru yo ne!
04:23Tte koto wa, honmono no tsuno?!
04:25Sore ni kore wa tabun, shika no tsuno.
04:28Shika de ii no ka, are?!
04:30Datta to shite, tsuno ga haeru no tte toshika osu dake no hazu ja ne?!
04:34Nara, shinji no yuuma?!
04:35Soretomo, aku no soshiki no kaijin?!
04:38Sore ni shite mo hanamizu sugoi na.
04:40Kion juuni do.
04:42Tsue! Kitto ne!
04:44Toka omotteru uchi ni...
04:45Shiniku to kanjigai shita toubutsu tachi ga muragatte kita!
04:49Yan no ka?
04:51Yan no ka ora?!
04:53Naze kono joukyou de kenkaku shi...
04:55Ore, tasuketa hou ga ii no ka?
05:04Gon ni shiteru wa!
05:06Shisen no atsu!
05:07Konna mendou ni kakawattara, jikoku suru!
05:10Yutousei no watashi ni wa danjite yurusarenai koto!
05:13Koko wa, kizukanakatta koto ni shite, isoide gakkou e!
05:18Misuterunda.
05:20Konna me ni atteru watashi wo misuterunda.
05:23B-b-b-b-butsu ni misuteru wake ja!
05:26Te iu ka, katte ni anata ga purasagatteru dake yo ne.
05:29Watashi, isoideru no.
05:31Asobi ni tsukiatteru jikan wa...
05:33Ashita no news de, Hinoshi no joshi kousei densen ni hikkakari shibou tte houdou.
05:40Kore kara main asa kono michi wo tooru tabi, watashi no kao wo omoidasu.
05:46Ano toki, tasukete ireba, tte issho koukai ni sainamareru mainichi.
05:53Mou, wakatta wa yo!
05:57Seikan!
05:59K-k-k-k-kuso omote!
06:01Ano!
06:04Anata, doushite anna tokoro ni?
06:06Asa okitara sude ni asoko ni ittan da yo ne.
06:09Nazeka.
06:10Naze de, naze da yo?
06:11Soni mo, Kakuni mo, tasukete kurete arigatou,
06:14Yankee no oneesan.
06:16Betsu ni kono kurai no koto wa...
06:19Yankee no oneesan?
06:21Ha?!
06:22Yankee tte dare ga?!
06:24Soni?
06:25Ha!
06:26N-n-n-nani itteno?!
06:27I'm the one who's called a button if I sit down, stand up, or eat?
06:31What?!
06:32N-No way!
06:35I see.
06:38But it does smell.
06:40What does?
06:41The horn's reacting, too.
06:45What kind of detector is that?!
06:48It's dangerous to be with him any longer.
06:50M-Maybe it's just my imagination.
06:52Maybe it's just my imagination.
06:55I have to get going.
06:57I don't want to get caught up in that place again.
07:00That was close.
07:01My character design should be perfect.
07:04But why?!
07:11What's up with her?
07:16Today, I'd like to introduce you to a transfer student.
07:21A transfer student?
07:23I have a bad feeling about this.
07:25Come on in.
07:27Okay.
07:31I knew it!
07:33Huh?
07:34Huh?
07:35W-Why are you caught up in that again?!
07:37Learn something!
07:53Deer!
07:57Deer!
08:01Deer!
08:05Deer!
08:09Deer!
08:12Deer!
08:16Deer!
08:20No way!
08:22Now, Mr. Deer.
08:23Say hello.
08:24Nots!
08:25I'm Deer Noco Noco.
08:27Call me Noco-tan.
08:28Noco-tan!
08:31You're a funny kid.
08:33You're a deer.
08:35Why are you welcoming me?
08:37Is there something wrong with me?
08:39The seat next to you is vacant.
08:42What?!
08:43The seat next to you is vacant.
08:47This is bad.
08:48If he says anything weird,
08:50my high school life will be ruined.
08:53First, I have to get out of here.
08:55Oh, hello.
08:57Oh, Kisano.
08:58You're a transfer student, right?
09:01I'm a deer.
09:02If you don't understand anything, just ask me.
09:05Thank you!
09:07Huh?
09:08I feel like I'm going to miss this.
09:10What?
09:11You didn't have to worry so much.
09:14Call me however you like.
09:16However I like?
09:17It's all just my imagination.
09:19I got it!
09:21Yankee sister!
09:22Yankee sister!
09:24Yankee sister!
09:25Yankee sister!
09:27Deer!
09:31Deer!
09:35Deer!
09:39Deer!
09:43Deer!
09:46Deer!
09:48Huh?
09:49Nice to meet you, Yankee sister.
09:52Koshi is a Yankee?
09:54Don't tell me Koshi is...
09:56I must have heard it wrong.
09:57Hey!
09:58You're not responding to a deer transfer student.
10:00Why are you here?
10:03Yankee?
10:04What does that mean?
10:06Can you stop giving me clues?
10:08My wild instincts tell me you're a Yankee.
10:11You're a wild animal?
10:13And you're a girl, aren't you?
10:16Huh?
10:19You're responding, too.
10:20What kind of system is that?
10:23Koshi is a girl.
10:24I knew it, Koshi is...
10:26Is that so?
10:27Shut up, Goya!
10:30W-W-What kind of evidence is a girl?
10:34Huh? So you're not a girl?
10:45No, that's...
10:48The girl is confirmed.
10:51Deer, deer.
10:55Deer, deer.
11:01It's an old man.
11:03He's beautiful today, too.
11:07I was about to expose my true identity.
11:10But I can't let my guard down.
11:14I have to make sure that deer doesn't find out who I really am.
11:20To do that, I have to do something before he does.
11:27Huh?
11:28There's a lot of sweets in my seat?
11:31Huh?
11:32No, it's this cross!
11:34Deer crackers!
11:36Deer crackers.
11:37It's the soul food of the people of Nara.
11:41It's a popular snack for school trips.
11:45But most people don't like it.
11:47The people around him react in a strange way.
11:50I can't do this.
12:05It's definitely him!
12:07Wait, is that drool?
12:08Is that Maraion?
12:10Um, Mr. Deer?
12:12What is this?
12:15It's a return gift.
12:16It doesn't look like a return gift!
12:18It's a thank you.
12:20You saved me this morning.
12:22I want to thank you.
12:24Oh, it's no big deal.
12:27You don't have to thank me.
12:28Hey, are you sure you don't want to eat it?
12:31No, that's not the problem.
12:34Why are you suddenly acting like a big shot?
12:36Then I'll give you a special horn.
12:39Can you take it off?
12:40Here.
12:41I don't want it!
12:43By the way, you can eat it.
12:45Here.
12:48It tastes good.
12:50But I don't want to eat it.
12:51It's soft and very hard.
12:53Are you going to force yourself to eat it?
12:56If you say that...
12:58It's special.
12:59I said I don't want it!
13:01I know I'm being rude, but...
13:03It's a big identity breakdown!
13:06If you don't have a horn, you're just a high school girl!
13:10If it's for the sake of my life...
13:12I'm going to use it!
13:14It's heavy!
13:15It's too early to throw it away!
13:17This is just the first episode.
13:18I can't eat the rice cracker.
13:20I can't eat the horn.
13:23I'm going to stick to it.
13:25What do you want?
13:27Me!
13:30Why did you tie me up?
13:32I know!
13:33You can eat it!
13:34I won't eat it!
13:36By the way, who are these people?
13:37Because I have nothing else to give you.
13:41Look, I don't have any money on me.
13:44Do you still have the rice cracker?
13:47I can't take it anymore.
13:50Why do I feel like I'm the one who gave you the money?
13:53And the rice cracker!
13:56I can't believe it!
13:58Hey, Noko-tan.
14:00Do you know Koshi-san?
14:02You two seemed to get along since this morning.
14:04What?
14:05Wait, Noko-tan?
14:08This is my favorite outfit.
14:11It's cute, right?
14:12It stinks.
14:13Actually, this morning, I was caught by a thief...
14:17Noko-san!
14:18By the way, the teacher is calling you!
14:23Oh, no.
14:24Koshi-tan brought me here all of a sudden.
14:28How bold.
14:30What are you imagining?
14:32What did you imagine, Koshi-tan?
14:37What?
14:39N-No way...
14:41Koshi-tan.
14:43It's like a girl.
14:44Shut up!
14:45By the way, what is Koshi-tan?
14:48It's a nickname.
14:49It's like Noko-tan and Koshi-tan.
14:52A comedy duo?
14:53Don't give me a nickname.
14:56Then, Yankee...
14:58Koshi-tan is fine.
14:59Sounds good.
15:01I don't care about that.
15:06Can you promise me that you won't tell anyone about my identity?
15:11What?
15:12I'm a top student at school.
15:15I'll be in trouble if people find out my identity.
15:21If you tell anyone, I'll make you pay.
15:25Do you understand?
15:28Identity?
15:30Does that mean Koshi-tan is really a girl?
15:33No!
15:34No, it's not!
15:36Damn it.
15:37I've been lying to you for a while.
15:40Shut up!
15:41Stop joking around!
15:46That's right.
15:48This horn is weird.
15:52No...
15:55A girl with a horn is creepy.
15:59I don't know what you're talking about.
16:03I'm sorry if I offended you.
16:05I see.
16:06She's been told a lot about her looks.
16:10But I...
16:12I'm a top student.
16:14No, I'm a human being!
16:17I'm sorry!
16:18I don't need a horn anymore!
16:21I'm fine with this.
16:24Koshi-tan was too scared to ask where the horn was.
16:32I've been tired since this morning.
16:34I have to go home and prepare for tomorrow.
16:39What was that sound?
16:41From over there?
16:45Excuse me.
16:46Is anyone there?
16:48I heard a loud noise, but I'm fine.
16:56Police!
16:57Doctor!
16:58Frank!
16:59It's hot!
17:00I'm going to burn!
17:01Koshi-tan!
17:05Shita-no-go-san!
17:06Is that blood?
17:08Did something happen?
17:10No, it's just a mistake.
17:12I fell off a cliff and hurt my knee.
17:15Deer!
17:19Deer!
17:23Deer!
17:28No! My head!
17:33The bread warehouse is cute.
17:35Shut up.
17:36Tsuko, what are you doing in a warehouse that isn't used?
17:40I was cleaning.
17:42Cleaning?
17:43By yourself?
17:44Yes.
17:45Thank you, Koshi-tan.
17:47Let's start cleaning.
17:58I'll help you.
18:00Are you sure?
18:01I'm injured.
18:03And I don't know what to do by myself.
18:06Yay! Thank you!
18:09Mago Kotonaki Tsundere
18:20Cleaning is so easy, but it looks like a lot of fun.
18:23Because I'm with you, Koshi-tan.
18:26That's ridiculous!
18:28Just cleaning...
18:29Cleaning is so much fun when you're with someone.
18:35It's much cleaner now.
18:38Ms. Ukai?
18:39Ms. Natsu!
18:41Yes, yes, Natsu.
18:43Koshi-san helped me.
18:45Thank you.
18:46It must have been hard.
18:48No, it's nothing.
18:50I'm relieved that Koshi-san joined the division.
18:54That's right.
18:55What?
18:57Division?
18:58Then, as promised, you can use this place freely.
19:02Yay!
19:03Then, what is a division?
19:06And I'm a newbie.
19:08Oh, you didn't know?
19:10I started a division.
19:12What kind of club is that?
19:16If you clean this place, you can use it as a club room.
19:19That's what I promised.
19:20Hey!
19:22Hey! Not hey!
19:24If you join such a meaningless club, you'll be in trouble.
19:29But I'm relieved.
19:30Koshi-san is reliable and helpful.
19:33I can rely on him.
19:35He's bright and kind, so it's going to be a fun club.
19:39It's an at-home club.
19:42He's smart, so I think he'll get good grades.
19:45It's an international competition.
19:48If Koshi-san joins the division, I'm sure he'll do a great job.
19:53Leave it to me.
19:55Koshi-san was easy.
19:57Shikanoko-san, write down your club name.
20:00Okay.
20:02My club name is Shikabu.
20:04I'm the leader, Koshi-Torako.
20:06My activities are mainly related to deer.
20:09Wait a minute.
20:10Why am I the leader?
20:12The leader is Koshi-san.
20:14What?
20:15Why do I look weird?
20:17Because I'm a Shikabu.
20:19If Shikanoko-san isn't the leader, who is?
20:22Oh, I see.
20:25Your activities are mainly related to deer, right?
20:29Huh?
20:30Yeah.
20:31Because I'm a Shikabu.
20:34A Shikabu?
20:36You're the leader.
20:38So, I'm Koshi-tan.
20:40I don't get it.
20:41Is this an at-home club?
20:45Here you go.
20:47Thank you.
20:50You're so fast!
20:52Okay, leader.
20:53I'm counting on you to take care of Shikanoko-san.
20:56I'm counting on you.
20:59Here you go.
21:00Koshi-tan smiled and said,
21:03Leave it to me.
21:07I'm a Shikabu!
21:08I did it!
21:10It was an unexpected turn of events in just one day.
21:14I'll bring you a Shika-senbei tomorrow.
21:19Whatever.
21:21I'll start with the brushing.
21:24Are you kidding me?
21:26What's with this brush?
21:29It's for animals.
21:33I can't help it.
21:37Why do I have to do this?
21:39I'm a Shikabu.
21:48Why do I have to do this every time?
21:52I'm a Shikabu.
21:56I'm a Shikabu.
21:59I'm scared!
22:00I don't know what's going on,
22:02but the Shikabu battle is about to begin!
22:10Shika-senbei
22:14Shika-senbei
22:17Shika-senbei
22:20Shika-senbei
22:23We're gathering Shika
22:26Shika-senbei
22:27Where do you come from, Shika?
22:30Shika-senbei
22:31Shika-senbei
22:32Shika-senbei
22:33But there's no Shika
22:36そんなに美味しい鹿せんべい
22:39丸くてこがり
22:44散らさないで
22:49どうしてそんなに
22:53欲しがるの
22:57鹿鹿鹿!
23:00頭がいいのかしっか
23:04持ってるとバレるのなぜ
23:08鹿鹿鹿!
23:10鹿鹿いない!
23:13晴れても雨でも鹿のため