• 3 months ago
So you know someone dumb and they think they might be pregnant? Well... 1 out of 1,034,543 times they're right! That's almost as good as a broken clock! Here's how to... possibly tell if someone is pregnant. #lol #meme #funny #pregnant

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00:00What's up? This is one of those funny days where you record a video and then you realize you didn't record it at all
00:03So you got to do the whole thing over again?
00:06Fuck me. So let's get to it. The question is how do you know if you're pregnant?
00:09The answer is fucking obvious, but let's go ahead and play this game. How to know if you're pregnant consider your actions
00:15Did you have sex without a condom?
00:16Another way of figuring out whether or not you had sex with a condom is asking yourself the question
00:20Did the guy enjoy it at all?
00:21And if he didn't he was probably wearing a condom and honestly if you're wearing condoms to avoid getting an STD first of all
00:27They don't protect you from all STDs like crabs for instance and secondly
00:30Should you really be sleeping with somebody if you don't know if they have STDs or not?
00:33I would think that was a discussion you guys I would already cover by that point
00:36So if you're on the pill and there's a very low chance of you getting pregnant problem almost solved the top ten signs of pregnancy
00:41Prickling tingling nipples. Okay, that's the first I've heard of that spotting and cramping feeling sick tend to swollen breasts
00:48Oh pregnancy is so horrible making those titties all gigantic and shit. Ew
00:53Nausea, fatigue, food-slash-smell aversions, food cravings, mood swings. Uh, that kind of sounds like PMS
00:58Oh a little test. Have you had sex since your last period? Yes, and we didn't use birth control. Is your period late?
01:05Yes, it's usually on time, but this month it's late. How many of these symptoms do you have? All of them
01:10Have you taken a home pregnancy test? No, I'm not quite to that point yet, but thanks for asking. You could be pregnant
01:18Well shit looks like I'm pregnant. Okay. Well, they state the obvious for me in the last video
01:22I came to this conclusion on my own, but since they want to take the glory, that's fucking fine
01:25Whatever. Take a pregnancy test. It's like 10 bucks
01:28I know $10 can sometimes be a problem
01:29But still it's worth it for the peace of mind and being able to sleep at night and once you take it sigh of relief
01:33Right because now you know