Funny videos
Funny videos
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00:00My wife should be slim.
00:03If she talks nonsense, throw her away.
00:06There is a dump here.
00:09If she touches my shoulder, my soul will start shivering.
00:15Meet my sister-in-law.
00:16Wait, I'll meet her right now.
00:17Chutki, come quickly.
00:18Brother-in-law is here.
00:19Which one?
00:20Bihar, Mumbai or Delhi?
00:30This is what I am proud of.
00:33I don't know what I am proud of, but I am proud.
00:41If your weight is 100 kg on earth,
00:44then on Mars it will be 80 kg
00:46and on the moon it will be only 16 kg.
00:49It means you are not fat at all,
00:51but you are on the wrong planet.
00:53Your diet should not change at all.
00:55The planet should change.
00:57Fajita, Fajita.
00:59Red, red, red.
01:00Yes, mother-in-law.
01:01Fajita, is the food ready by today?
01:03In a while, mother.
01:04Fajita, I am making lentils at 10 am.
01:06It will be ready by 6 pm.
01:08Mother-in-law, shut up.
01:10I am making lentils at 12 am.
01:11I am making lentils at 2 pm.
01:12Wait a minute.
01:13I'll be right back.
01:15Red, red, red.
01:16Hold this.
01:17I am whistling in front of you.
01:21I whistle 150 times in the morning
01:23and the lentils are ready.
01:24I whistle 150 times in the morning
01:25and the lentils are ready.
01:26Fajita, I am not talking about the lentils.
01:28The lentils have whistles.
01:30Oh, the lentils have whistles.
01:31I have to whistle.
01:35It is still cooking.
01:36Fajita, I asked you to make the lentils.
01:38I will make it myself.
01:40Make it yourself.
01:41You are whistling.
01:42I am whistling in front of you.
01:44My jaw hurts
01:45while whistling in the kitchen.
01:46I am tired of whistling.
01:48Give it to me.
01:49Give it to me.
01:50Give it to me.
01:55Give it to me.
01:57Give it to me.
01:58Give it to me.
01:59Give it to me.
02:00Give it to me.
02:01Give it to me.
02:02Give it to me.
02:03Give it to me.
02:04Give it to me.
02:08What happened?
02:09I don't know
02:10what to cook today.
02:11Shall we make paneer?
02:12Where did you get the paneer
02:13and give it to me?
02:14Shall we make potatoes at home?
02:16You tell me
02:17not to make potatoes every day.
02:18Lentils?
02:19I made it last night.
02:20Cauliflower?
02:21My daughter doesn't eat it.
02:23Shall we make chickpeas?
02:24We have to soak them first.
02:25You make anything.
02:27I don't know what to make.
02:28Tell me.
02:30Don't irritate me.
02:32You make it from outside.
02:36My mother-in-law says
02:37that I used to do
02:38as much work as you did.
02:40Then today I said
02:41that you should
02:42whistle
02:432-4 times a day.
02:48Brother,
02:49never interfere
02:50in your family's fight.
02:51Yesterday,
02:52there was a fight in our house.
02:53So guys,
02:54I just go to my house
02:55to get rid of it.
02:56I go to say something.
02:57Don't fight.
02:58Then all the fights
02:59ended with me.
03:00My future started moving
03:01and the fight
03:02increased so much
03:03because of me
03:04that I whistled
03:052-3 times a day.
03:08Never interfere
03:09in your family's fight.
03:12So this video
03:13is for those daughters-in-law
03:14who always
03:15blame their mother-in-law
03:16for everything
03:17and make videos
03:18and make fun
03:19of their mother-in-law.
03:20So I will tell you
03:21that a mother-in-law
03:22is also someone's mother.
03:23If you consider
03:24your mother-in-law
03:25as your mother,
03:26then she will
03:27love you like a daughter.
03:28And if your mother-in-law
03:29says once
03:30that it is your fault,
03:31then it is your fault.
03:33You don't have to
03:34blame your mother-in-law
03:35for your own fault.
03:38Mom, is it okay?
03:42Yes, it's okay.
03:43Put it.
03:44Put it.
03:45And tag it.
03:47Hold your phone.
03:50And listen.
03:52Write below
03:53that daughters-in-law
03:54have trouble breathing.