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00:00Network dude
00:02In just a few moments, we will ask these celebrities the sparkly Gillian Joyce
00:07comedian Jack Carter the outspoken
00:10Shagaboard from Happy Days answer to William from Bustin Loose at Carol and the inimitable Nipsey Russell
00:18We'll ask them to reveal how they can tell when a man is unfaithful as they play the Hollywood Connection
00:25And now let's meet our host Jim
00:35Thank you
00:36Hello group
00:38All look lovely today. Very beautiful. Well, welcome to the show. We've got a wild group of celebrities
00:44We're gonna learn a whole lot about them and to try and figure out what they say
00:48We need two contestants. Here's Jay Stewart to tell us about them. Okay, Jim. We got him
00:52Here's a registered nurse whose hobby is fishing meet Jenny Lipton
01:02Whose hobbies are all sorts of sports, here's Mark Jacobson
01:07Mark and Jenny welcome to the show. Good luck to both of you
01:10One of these gonna win, but I wish you both equal luck Jenny. You're a nurse. What any kind of a specialty birth control?
01:17Any questions?
01:20Birth control birth control
01:23Nurse at birth control. It sounds funny. I have a question. Is it true when you take a st
01:28Joseph aspirin for children you get kids. No, it isn't
01:33You know, we need you we need you Jenny we talked to Elaine after the show
01:37All right, Mark, you say you have all kinds of hobbies. What sports I enjoy scuba diving swimming basketball tennis and bicycling
01:44Oh, what do you do for recreation?
01:50All right, have a good time enjoy yourselves and one of you is gonna make a lot of money, okay
01:55Here's how we play the Hollywood connection
01:56Our two players are gonna compete against each other for three rounds trying to guess how each of our celebrities feels about a particular
02:02Problem or an intriguing situation now each correct answer will score points
02:06Whoever has high score at the end of the third round wins and then goes on to our bonus game
02:10It's that simple. So let's start with round one where each correct connection scores one point backstage
02:16You flip the coin who won the flip I got it mark didn't you agree?
02:19All right mark
02:20That means you get first choice in this round
02:22Choose either the top or the bottom row to play the round with the other row will go to Jenny
02:26I'm gonna go with the top row. You think you know more about the top row? I'll try
02:28All right. This is for Anson Patton Nipsey then here we go
02:32What comes first with you? Is it business or?
02:37Pleasure whether it's with the opposite sex or an eating or any pleasure. Okay, what comes first business or any pleasure?
02:44This is kind of interesting to ask people in show business and you're gonna have to try and figure out mark
02:50What they put down there they're still writing just about done as soon as they're finished
02:54That means okay time's up and you can make your guess now
02:57What do you think Anson puts down there business or play?
03:00Anson's a happy happy-go-lucky guy say he's definitely into pleasure. You think business is secondary to his pleasure
03:05All right, Anson what comes first with you? I'll tell you I'm definitely in pleasure
03:10But that's because I'm doing well at business business, all right business is very important
03:24Anything Pat said
03:26That's a bubbly type person. I'm gonna say she's into pleasure. Also, you think pleasure more important than business?
03:31All right, Pat, which comes first business or pleasure?
03:40But my pleasure is eating and all those other things pleasure
03:50Nipsey also being an outstanding comedian. He's also into pleasure. You think pleasure comes first. All right, let's find out Nipsey
03:56What's first business or pleasure with you?
03:57Well pleasure is my business and I like to have a ball, but if you don't take care of business, there'll be no pleasure at all
04:11With the bottom roll, let's see how well you do with them. This is for Lane and Jack and Josh
04:16Question is this bottom roll. You missed a good line. What was it?
04:20Darling it's a business doing pleasure with you
04:29It's really we like our business so much it's a pleasure. Well besides this business you're the goodwill ambassador for Montgomery Ward
04:35Oh
04:38Ambassadress does that mean if I join the club you come and fix my car?
04:42No, but if you join the club beside joining also, you can win my Royce's in February. It's a your Royce's Royce Royce
04:48Oh your Rolls Royce
04:57Here we go, what happens when you pass a mirror do you ignore it or do you sneak a look? Oh now we know
05:05All right, when you pass a mirror, what do you do ignore it or sneak a look?
05:09This is for Elaine and Jack and Josh. Ah, and we'll start with Elaine Jenny
05:13What do you think she does when she passes them there? Well being as pretty as she is. I
05:17Can't quite see her going by without sneaking a look. You take a little peek. All right, Elaine
05:22What happens when you pass a mirror it breaks?
05:26Nothing appears in it
05:31She's a spirit
05:34Vampire you're right. I do I sneak a little look sneak a look
05:41All right, one at one you can go ahead now if you can figure out what Jack does when he passes a mirror this year
05:47This year, I think Jack also sneaks a look being on stage all the time. He has to make sure
05:57Well, when I pass him right now lately I cry a lot, you know, but may I borrow a nip seeism here
06:03All right, and say no mirror on the wall. I say who's the fairest of them all the mirror cracked
06:09I've broke the glass then it said move on you
06:20That's two connections and how about Jaja no doubt in my mind
06:24Josh I think she takes a look. Absolutely. All right, Josh. Yeah, when you pass a mirror, what do you do?
06:29I think any woman in her right mind
06:31Pretty or not pretty who doesn't look in the mirror is nuts because if you are not so pretty you can fix yourself up more
06:37Beautiful and that's why you have to always look at the mirror. I sneak more than one looks
06:46Three points for you at the end of the first round Jenny three mark one but more coming up more answers from our
06:52celebrities and more points
06:59A toast
07:01Gotta go
07:03Oh
07:28Welcome back to the Hollywood Connection and Jenny swept the front row that time and as a head three to one
07:33Not only that she gets to lead off in this round and this time we're gonna ask you to make a choice Jenny not at
07:37The top or bottom row, but see how you do with either the men or the women now you can make that selection
07:41Which do you think you do better with?
07:44The men are the way I like to think the men but I think I'm going to take the women
07:51With the ladies, all right
07:53Gals, here's your question. Yeah, how are you able to tell when a man is unfaithful easy?
08:03Choices
08:06The guilt in his look of his pampering of you or of his indifference to you
08:14It depends with whom is unfaithful
08:17I didn't know they were
08:18Zaja feel she has the ultimate answer
08:20But it has to be one of those three and we'll get her comments in a moment
08:23But you have to select of course one of the three. It's two points now for each connection in this round
08:27It's going up to two points. We'll start with Elaine Joyce. What do you think she say?
08:33I think Elaine would look at her husband and
08:38See that guilt in look the guilty look like the old guilty look
08:43Yes. All right, Elaine. How would you tell a man was unfaithful?
08:48Gee, I don't I really don't know this sounds naive because it's never come about how do you know?
09:00But it's oh I'm so depressed now
09:03But it's true. You could probably see the guilt in his look because I get pampered and nobody's ever been indifferent to me
09:11So it's guilt the guilty look
09:17What the ultimate answer Zaja said she knew how do you think she figures out if a man is unfaithful
09:22I think Zaja would know without a doubt with all her experience. I have no experience. I was always married
09:33You don't get expensive you have a husband you get experience from lovers
09:36I think Zaja would also go with a guilt in look guilty. Look. All right
09:40Yeah, you were gonna tell us exactly how you can tell a man
09:42I choose very intelligent man and ain't coming home is guilty. Look they come home tired
09:56But I would not
09:58Look for the guilty look I would get very suspicious of any of mine
10:02Whatever try to very much pamper me because they don't pamper me. They beat me. There it is
10:07ultimate answer, okay
10:12About pampering was changing your dub. Yes, right. All right. Let's see. How about Pat did what do you think Pat put down there Jenny?
10:19well
10:22Pat I think is a very sharp lady and I think she
10:27Knows her men pretty well
10:31And perhaps she would I perhaps she would go along with the indifference she she noticed an indifference noticed an indifference
10:37All right, how would you tell if a man was unfaithful?
10:39Well, Jenny, actually, I think the real ways to tell is if he has lipstick on his collar
10:46And he says it's ketchup
10:49And you say I'd like to find out the tomato that came from
10:52The
10:56Guilty look my eyes aren't that good and indifference I've never bought but pampering pampering is the way
11:12Men gentlemen, what have you found most predictable about women?
11:17Was it their tears?
11:19Their vanity or their need of money
11:33Made the gals mad, but at least we're gonna get the opinions of the guys and you're gonna have to guess the answers mark
11:38What do you think Jack would put down?
11:41Geez, this is a tough question. I
11:43I
11:45Think Jack would would
11:48succumb to an emotional tear
11:50You think the most predictable thing about women the predictable thing about women is that they have tears?
11:55All right, Jack. What is the most predictable after the way the two beat me just now? Yes
11:59Oh my you're looking at a man that now lives nine blocks from his house. I
12:05Have lost so many homes
12:09Three marriages, I don't get the car or the drive
12:11I don't get the swimming pool or the diving board
12:13I don't mind losing the house in the car, but the $80,000 in cash wasn't even paid for
12:22And I always say team my wife's gone eight hours either she was kidnapped hit by a trucker she's shopping
12:26I hope she's not shopping
12:29It's the constant need by me take me bring me get me bring me there again buy me more take me it's the money
12:35Oh
12:40See mark if you don't Jack's history a little better you've been able to figure that one out. Okay, how about answer?
12:44What do you think he would say?
12:46Anson, I think then answer would go along with Jack's
12:49No wouldn't go along with Jack's reasoning but would use the same thing knee of money. You think need of money?
12:55All right, Anson. What is the no predictable thing about women?
12:59Well, it's a not being married. Uh
13:01The money, you know, isn't that important but I noticed that and well, I noticed that there's a lot of vanity vanity
13:13Makes them look cute and pretty I like that
13:18How about Nipsey now, what do you think Nipsey would say you ever been married no, I never been in any real trouble, okay
13:32I
13:36Well, not not then having being married and going through Jack's problems and
13:44I think that you would go for tears go for tears
13:47Okay, Nipsey. Well, all women don't cry. Oh and most of them are not vain
13:52They're very compassionate people, but they have one slogan
13:56Money can't buy everything, but let's not be confused the things that money cannot buy are very seldom used
14:12Jenny with a five-to-one lead
14:14But there are nine points for each of them coming up in the next round and we'll be right back with that. Don't go away
14:19Welcome
14:21Back to the Hollywood connection round number three
14:24There are nine points available for each of our contestants here and we let mark go first in this round mark
14:29You need at least five to catch up. So you have to get two connections to do it
14:33Okay, and you have the choice this time you want to play with the top row or the bottom row?
14:37I'm gonna stick with the top stick with the top row each connection. Remember is three points
14:41They have a chance here. This is France and Pat and Nipsey. The question is this. How do you like your bedroom?
14:47Decorated in what style?
14:49conventional or
14:51Sensual and vivid colors and soft lighting or just bear that is the furniture
14:58Okay, how do you like your bedroom decorated conventional sensual or just bear mark?
15:03You've got to make some moves here now got a kitchen
15:05Let's see how well you can do and guessing what Anson put down there. What do you think?
15:09Anson being young would definitely go for the sensual. Do you think you'd like a sensual better?
15:16I
15:21Let's see what he had to say
15:27Being young and everything I thought well why have the sensual I figure have it conventional make your own colors
15:34Conventional there's a surprise
15:37That's no connection mark that means you have six points available if you don't make a connection with Pat the game's over and Jenny you've won it.
15:44Okay, there'll be no chance for him to catch up. You've got to get the last two here now. All right, Mark
15:49What do you think Pat would say?
15:51Pat may not be as young as Anson, but I bet you she's just as young in thoughts
15:56I'd say she'd go also for the sensual for the sensual. All right, this is for the game
16:00If you made a connection, you're still alive. If you didn't Jenny you've won it. Okay, Pat
16:04How would you decorate your bedroom? There is no other way. It is not the kitchen
16:17What do you think Nipsey said Nipsey's a man of class and character he's also got a sensual bedroom sensual
16:23Okay, you got it. You're in the game. If not, Jenny wins it Nipsey. How would you decorate your bedroom?
16:28Well black is beautiful, but it looks better against colors
16:32Colors that's sensual. That's the sensual in vivid colors
16:43One connection with the bottom row, okay, here we go Elaine Jack and Jaja what a comeback mark made there
16:49If you had your life to live over what aspect of your life, would you change would it be your career your private life?
16:55Or would there be no change?
16:57Okay, if you had your life to live over what aspect would you change there are three choices their career private life and no change
17:03And Jenny, what do you think Elaine would put down there? I
17:07don't think I
17:11Really don't think that Elaine would make any changes and she likes what she's already changed
17:16All right, if you're right you win the game Elaine
17:18Would you change your life your career your private life or no change?
17:27All
17:32Right, we've got some prizes for you mark and Jenny here's Jay Stewart to tell you what you want Jane
17:37Okay, Jim, you have one lazy boy chairs perfect where space is limited
17:42These wall recliners will recline when placed one inch from the wall. Here's you that lazy boy comfort and built-in quality
17:51All right, Jenny now those chairs are yours
17:53You have a chance to make up to $3,000 and a big trip come on with me and we'll go over to the bonus board
17:58Okay, be careful
18:04Grapefruit
18:07Welcome back to the Hollywood Connection you did very well Jenny you won yourself the lazy boy chairs
18:11But now a chance to really make it pay off. Okay, we're gonna play the bonus game. Here's how it works
18:15We ask each of our celebrities to give us one word that they will connect with any particular person place or thing that I mentioned
18:22Okay. Now it's up to you to guess what those words are for every connection you make you're gonna get paid off
18:28Okay celebrities, here we go for this show. What one word do you associate with the color red?
18:34red
18:37Red what do you associate with red? Please note it on your pads and Jenny
18:41We're gonna give you three guesses now and think of three words
18:44Our celebrities are most likely to connect with red Joshua. Would you hold your card down, please?
18:49Okay, and she's thinking and are y'all set
18:54They're still writing. Okay, when you're done, please turn your cards over
19:02We know it's a difficult word, all right, are you ready you got three words?
19:06Okay, come on Jenny up to the board there and write them down and you'll get some money for everyone that connects the word
19:11Red what comes to mind?
19:13For every celebrity who has one of those words, you're gonna get two hundred and fifty dollars
19:19Okay rose this certainly red roses, that's a good one. The word is red
19:25Want to think of the most obvious
19:28Red see wait a minute now
19:33One more red
19:36red
19:38What do you think of red when you think of red what do you think of
19:42Any words
19:45Okay
19:46All right, there we go. Come on over here Jenny right over here. You have the stop sign. That's good
19:52See the red sea and red roses
19:54They all sound logical to me
19:55Even though we got a lot of moaning and groaning over there from our panel now you get two hundred fifty dollars for each one
20:00Right, you get three, right?
20:01That's seven hundred and fifty and you will get that and a chance to make a lot more plus at that point
20:05You will win this trip J a trip to romantic Acapulco, Mexico
20:11Way to spend a glorious vacation at the party
20:14So Marriott one of the world's finest resort hotels in Acapulco
20:18Traditional Marriott elegance and hospitality with a colorful Mexican touch at the 22-story party. So Marriott
20:30Okay, let's see how well you've done where do you want to start to try you have three words to work with roses see and
20:35Stop if they come up two hundred and fifty dollars for each one. Let's start with Nipsey
20:38All right, Nipsey the word red brought to mind. I thought when she wrote the last word she said something after what did you say?
20:46After you wrote the word stop blood
20:49Blood that was mine. Oh
20:51All right. Well you if you had a fourth one, we'd have done it. All right
20:56Well, it's no connection no connection there no money yet, let's see, where do you want to try now?
21:01Pat all right, Pat Carol red Jenny. I'm sorry. I went generically. I went color color red is a color
21:08Okay, that's pretty tough. All right, where do you want to go next Jack Jack Carter red and you're a nurse
21:14I thought you'd say blood my blood
21:17There were two bloods. Okay, who's next?
21:19Zha Zha Zha Zha red and you're a woman. I thought you say lipstick lipstick
21:25Lot of red things apples. All right out. Who's next? No lipsticks, right?
21:30Anson red, I thought you know sing red means you're really mad and mean mean. Oh
21:37That's far out Anson, you know that yeah, I'm a crazy guy. All right
21:41Okay, you haven't gotten any so far. Let's give one last chance and hope you can add some money to your prizes
21:47You have left nobody
21:49Later light is on. All right, Elaine Joyce. I said hot hot red hot. Oh, I'm sorry
21:55You didn't win any money in the bonus round, but you played a good game. You have the chairs
21:59They're yours to keep and Jenny. Thank you so very much
22:02That was a tough one, thank you Anson Pat Nipsey Elaine Jack and Zha Zha and thank you all for watching
22:08We'll see you next time on the Hollywood Connection. Bye-bye
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