A Boy And His Dog - Best Movie Classic
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00:01:25World War three hot and cold
00:01:28Plastic from old
00:01:32Female rover pack has a hundred and twenty five yards solo waiting to move in 75 yards
00:01:57Hey, keep away!
00:01:59No!
00:02:01No!
00:02:13Help me!
00:02:15No!
00:02:17No!
00:02:37Hold. One more.
00:02:47You're still constantly overreacting. I have absolutely no idea how I've managed to keep you alive so long.
00:03:07And I wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically. They left an ugly mess.
00:03:12I said they left a mess.
00:03:14I heard you.
00:03:15Pearls before swine. All my directives go completely unregarded.
00:03:20Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common rover.
00:03:22What indication of a female at all?
00:03:24Caution to the wind, the eyes glaze, the glands swell and the brain freezes.
00:03:29I can't see a thing in there. Smell it.
00:03:31No, I thought you were doing all the scouting today, Vic.
00:03:34Dammit, Blood, don't give me a hard time. Smell it.
00:03:39It's clean.
00:03:45It's clean.
00:04:15Ain't that a shame.
00:04:27Hell, they didn't have to cut her. She could have been used two or three more times.
00:04:32War is hell.
00:04:36All right, run it again.
00:04:38You're so funny when you're sexually frustrated.
00:04:41I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt.
00:04:43I said fine and I ain't kidding.
00:04:45One does not say ain't, Albert. Simply say, I'm not kidding.
00:04:48Fine, dog meat.
00:04:50And stop calling me Albert.
00:04:52Oh, you would stone a poor defenseless animal, wouldn't you?
00:04:57Yes, I can tell that you would.
00:04:58I can tell by your short breath and your disgusting aggressive behavior that you would.
00:05:05And that's because you're not a nice person, Albert.
00:05:08You're not a nice person at all.
00:05:28Do I gawk at you when you're working?
00:05:32I'll locate a female if there is one. You go look for food.
00:05:38Albert! Albert!
00:05:42Albert!
00:05:44Albert!
00:05:46Albert!
00:05:48Albert!
00:05:50Albert!
00:05:52Albert!
00:05:54Albert!
00:05:56Albert!
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00:06:00Albert!
00:06:02Albert!
00:06:04Albert!
00:06:06Albert!
00:06:08Albert!
00:06:10Albert!
00:06:12Albert!
00:06:14Albert!
00:06:16Albert!
00:06:18Albert!
00:06:20I detect no living female person within my range, sir.
00:06:23I have sniffed and I have cast and I have a negative reading.
00:06:27However, I'd be delighted to tell you a suggestive story if you think that would help.
00:06:31Pass. Fuzzy butt.
00:06:34A cautious young fellow named Lodge had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
00:06:39When his date was strapped in, he committed a sin without even leaving the garage.
00:06:44That's clever, isn't it?
00:06:57Let's see. From March 1953 to June...
00:07:03Oh, Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.
00:07:06Now, I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again.
00:07:10Now, please, please try to assimilate them this time.
00:07:16World War III, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983,
00:07:21when the Vatican Armistice was signed between the Eastern and Western Blocs, a total of 33 years.
00:07:27Is this too fast for you?
00:07:30No, I'm right with you.
00:07:32Oh, good.
00:07:38Now, World War IV lasted five days,
00:07:42just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both sides.
00:07:46What's left here were once homes and families and warm hearths.
00:07:51Come on, Pete. Get off my back, you mad dog.
00:07:56Now, only desolation and civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud,
00:08:03belonging to anyone who's strong enough to dig and fight and take it for his own.
00:08:08God, that's dramatic. I like that.
00:08:10So, spread about us, the city of Phoenix, Arizona,
00:08:14where in 2006, 18-odd years ago, you managed to come into the world and we became associates.
00:08:19Now, let's hear that back.
00:08:25Now, let's run through the modern presidents.
00:08:52How good's all this history crap gonna do me?
00:08:54Just do the presidents.
00:08:56Oh, God.
00:08:58Eisenhower, Truman.
00:09:00Truman, Eisenhower.
00:09:01Truman, Eisenhower.
00:09:03Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford.
00:09:10Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy.
00:09:22Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy.
00:09:29Your continued narrow-minded refusal to believe in over the hill is possibly costing us a better life, you know.
00:09:34Over the hill, my ass.
00:09:36Well, when do we start looking for it again?
00:09:41As soon as I get my heart started.
00:09:42I mean, let's stop procrastinating.
00:09:43I know what you mean.
00:09:44Over the hill where the deer and the antelope play and it's warm and clean and we can relax and have fun.
00:09:50And then they grow food right out of the ground.
00:09:52How do you like that pipe dream?
00:09:54It's called farming.
00:09:55Oh, I believe you.
00:09:56And they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks.
00:10:01Now, tell me how you saw the whole wonderful thing with your baby blues.
00:10:04Never said I saw it.
00:10:05I said I heard about it.
00:10:06And from who?
00:10:07From whom?
00:10:08And you know from whom.
00:10:10And whom the hell is going to believe a police dog?
00:10:21I'm sorry, blood.
00:10:23I believe you about over the hill.
00:10:25Hell, I believe anything you tell me.
00:10:27And even if we don't know for sure, it's worth checking on, right?
00:10:31Right?
00:10:32Whatever you say.
00:10:34And we will go.
00:10:35Just like I promised.
00:10:37Right now I'm hungry and I want to get laid.
00:10:39So find me abroad and we'll go to the promised land.
00:10:42That's what you always say.
00:10:44I know, I know, but I mean it this time.
00:10:46Find me a chick and we'll go.
00:10:48I'm hungry.
00:10:49So am I.
00:10:51Well, I'll tell you what.
00:10:52You go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food.
00:10:54I'm hungry.
00:10:55You already said that, goddammit.
00:10:57And I just said...
00:10:58I can't do good work when I'm hungry.
00:11:00You ain't pulling that crap on me again.
00:11:02And you can shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food when you learned how to talk.
00:11:07All hell all you're good for is finding hard stringy scumbags that are just liable to cut off my goddamn...
00:11:12No food, no females.
00:11:14Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamn work.
00:11:18But I'll tell you one goddamn thing.
00:11:20You better do some practice.
00:11:21It's been six weeks since I've been late.
00:11:23And it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate.
00:11:26But I got it damn well.
00:11:27Maybe if you don't start producing...
00:11:38Come on!
00:11:39Come on!
00:11:40Come on!
00:11:41Come on!
00:11:42Come on!
00:11:43Come on!
00:11:44Come on!
00:11:45Come on!
00:11:46Come on!
00:11:47Come on!
00:11:48Come on!
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00:11:50Come on!
00:11:51Come on!
00:11:52Come on!
00:11:53Come on!
00:11:54Come on!
00:11:55Come on!
00:11:56Come on!
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00:12:00Come on!
00:12:01Come on!
00:12:02Come on!
00:12:03Come on!
00:12:04Come on!
00:12:05Come on!
00:12:06Get out of there!
00:12:17Get out of there!
00:12:21Think you suckers getting that dirt out of there?
00:12:25Must be something special.
00:12:27They got the whole bunch.
00:12:29You get up, you in that hole.
00:12:32Get up, you...
00:12:34You get yourself up...
00:12:37Or you ain't never gonna get up.
00:12:50I wonder why they hang around him.
00:12:53Probably just charisma.
00:12:56Stay there!
00:13:04Stay!
00:13:12Stay!
00:13:18Stay!
00:13:22Maybe he ain't right.
00:13:27Stay!
00:13:31Hey!
00:13:33Please!
00:14:03Take what you have, but a black-hearted lover...
00:14:07Clear out of the way!
00:14:31God, I wish he'd tuned that.
00:14:35Well?
00:14:37I don't know.
00:14:39Check that crackerjack to hear.
00:14:41Think he just might do.
00:14:43Maybe.
00:14:49Get out of there!
00:14:50Get up here!
00:14:54Get your hands off me now! Get away from there!
00:15:03Look at all that food.
00:15:08That's me!
00:15:10Look at you, boy.
00:15:13I need shoes. Anybody see some shoes?
00:15:19Dig!
00:15:20Dig, you pigs! Get down in there and dig!
00:15:23The place ought to be loaded. Get it out of there!
00:15:27Might work.
00:15:28We'll wait like we always do.
00:15:31To hell with waiting.
00:15:33Rick, come back here!
00:15:38Get away from here!
00:15:40Help! Help!
00:15:42Stop that!
00:15:44Help! Help! Help!
00:15:52Holy damn dog!
00:15:59Get back down in here, you idiots!
00:16:04Let him go!
00:16:07Shut up! Keep running!
00:16:09At least he's got some guts. Now dig in there!
00:16:11Get out of there and grab that wagon!
00:16:16Run, boy!
00:16:19Come back any time, though.
00:16:26Dig, you suckers!
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:36That's our boy.
00:16:38Put out the cheese.
00:16:54What do you want to do tonight?
00:16:58Oh, it doesn't really matter to me.
00:17:00Whatever you like to do, I'll make.
00:17:11Well, now that we're loaded,
00:17:14I guess we could hit the turf.
00:17:18Yes, we could do that.
00:17:22Well, if you'd rather...
00:17:23No, no, no. That'd be fine.
00:17:27We could probably even afford a little...
00:17:31popcorn.
00:17:32Popcorn.
00:17:55That's good for the rifle. Put it in the water there.
00:17:58They're getting wet there. Move them over.
00:18:00Goes to rust fast.
00:18:01Move on along.
00:18:03Listen, you fucking crabbing toad, you moved my stuff over.
00:18:06Move is heat.
00:18:07We don't want no trouble tonight.
00:18:15Except one rough spot,
00:18:17you're gonna wake up with a crowd around you.
00:18:32Sardines.
00:18:36What about the mutt?
00:18:38He ain't no mutt.
00:18:39You want to see the movies or don't you?
00:18:57Peaches.
00:19:02How the hell am I supposed to know that?
00:19:04You can read, can't you?
00:19:10Peaches for the dog.
00:19:12Beets are better for him anyway.
00:19:31I want popcorn.
00:19:33Asshole.
00:19:34You said we'd get some.
00:19:35You said it.
00:19:36Come on, Albert, buy me some popcorn.
00:19:39I'm happy to live without it.
00:19:41Oh, you're just being an ass.
00:19:43Oh, you remember that next time you wanna call me Albert.
00:19:50I hope the next time you play with yourself, you go blind.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:28Come on, let's sit down in front.
00:20:31Sit down.
00:20:38Sit down.
00:20:44Get your ass over there.
00:20:45I want to sit there.
00:20:48How can you enjoy a show without popcorn?
00:20:52Not again.
00:20:53Not number six.
00:20:55You can't have a weak heart.
00:20:57Maybe the doctor was right.
00:20:59Oh, Leo, that's a bad kid.
00:21:12All right, tightwad, watch the master at work.
00:21:17He sure is.
00:21:25Charity is a thing of the past.
00:21:27Hey, Mark, you got a grease rag handy?
00:21:36If he didn't, he's not my brother. We all know that.
00:21:39Now, how about my brother?
00:21:42He just got Nick. He's right over there.
00:21:44We can't have that little chick burning loose, I tell you.
00:21:46Now, how about that, man?
00:21:51If the sheriff doesn't come, I don't know what you'll do.
00:21:53There's a female in here.
00:21:58You're nuts.
00:22:01I tell you, she's in here.
00:22:09Where?
00:22:13Where is she?
00:22:18Wait a minute.
00:22:20Come on out here. I want to talk to you.
00:22:27Come on.
00:22:39Lion egg sucker ought to kick your tail up around your ears.
00:22:43You expect me to believe that you can whiffer
00:22:45and there ain't no other dog in the whole joint that's caught her yet?
00:22:47Oh, you forget my infallibility, Albert. That's foolish.
00:22:50No, I didn't forget. I just don't believe it.
00:22:57Where is she?
00:23:03Knock it off!
00:23:07How the hell can I see the picture?
00:23:12Get him out of here!
00:23:13Take that dog down!
00:23:14Get her off the ground!
00:23:23Okay, all right. I was dumb.
00:23:25You taught me all I know. I believe everything you say.
00:23:51That wasn't her, was it?
00:23:52It wasn't.
00:23:54Come on, she might get away.
00:23:57I'll buy you the popcorn.
00:24:14No!
00:24:16No!
00:24:18No!
00:24:20I can't!
00:24:23Here!
00:24:36Bottom line, you're a brain with an educated nose
00:24:39and there's no other canine in your class.
00:24:41She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap.
00:24:49Come on.
00:25:19Where's McKinnon?
00:25:20He's spending the night with Johnny Lambert.
00:25:49Oh, my God!
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:22Please!
00:26:25Help me now!
00:26:29Get up!
00:26:31Not yet! Not yet, Johnny!
00:26:39Stand up, Johnny!
00:26:40Run!
00:26:42Look what I found.
00:26:49Through the door.
00:26:52Okay, which way did she go?
00:26:54To the right.
00:26:57Come on.
00:27:05That's it for tonight.
00:27:06Shut her down.
00:27:19Come on.
00:27:50That stupid broad.
00:27:53She's in there where the screamers hold up.
00:27:57They're not in there now.
00:27:58She's alone.
00:28:00Screamers.
00:28:02Damn it.
00:28:04How in the hell am I going to nail her in there?
00:28:06Simple.
00:28:07Stop shaking like a leaf and go do it.
00:28:10Are you sure it's clean?
00:28:13Albert.
00:28:15Have I ever lied to you?
00:28:17Quick!
00:28:25Are you sure it's clean?
00:28:28Albert.
00:28:30Have I ever lied to you?
00:29:16You
00:29:46Hmm
00:30:16Hmm
00:30:46Hmm
00:31:16I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get one of them mats
00:31:22You make one move off there and I'll shoot your leg right out from under you and you'll still get it
00:31:27Except you'll be without a leg
00:31:47Oh
00:31:57What are you looking at what's your name
00:32:03Vic what just Vic well, then what are your mother's and father's names?
00:32:13Boy are you a dumb broad?
00:32:17I
00:32:21Told you to stop looking at me like that or I'll bust your teeth out now get that stuff off
00:32:46What's your name
00:32:50Quill the June Holmes
00:32:53It's a weird name it's not my mother says it's not that unusual back in Oklahoma
00:32:59No way folks come from
00:33:03Before the war I must be pretty old by now
00:33:06Before the war I must be pretty old by now
00:33:15They are but they're okay, I guess
00:33:28Now what Rover back 23 strong we got the buildings around it great some other mutt must have smelled her in the theater
00:33:36Him
00:33:37Doc give him the girl
00:33:40We dig in and stand them off. They don't know about us. Just give them a girl. Let's get out of here
00:33:44We stay now you got any helpful suggestions
00:33:47Yes, pull up your pants Romeo
00:33:53Now would you listen to reason there's too many of them for us you're gonna get us all shot up
00:34:01Damn fool
00:34:04One way out of here boxed in there's no good
00:34:10Out there in the big room, that's the place
00:34:13What? Oh
00:34:15Jesus
00:34:16They'll probably come down the ladder
00:34:18Clear shut up. Will you I?
00:34:21Can see you're gonna be a great help. We can get one down ticket. He had to give up a little
00:34:33I
00:34:57Lovely odds were up against our thing. You were right. Let's set up for and I'm right about this simpering female
00:35:03How do you figure the fight?
00:35:33I
00:36:03I
00:36:33I
00:37:04Good or bad first
00:37:06bad
00:37:07All right, they didn't come down the ladder as I anticipated and since they found other ways in we've lost the element of surprise
00:37:13There's no way we can handle them
00:37:16And the good let the seven dwarfs have snow white we can get out of here with all our parts
00:37:21over my dead body
00:37:24They're working on that right now
00:37:33Oh
00:37:43What would everyone do if they heard one right now run like a son of a bitch
00:37:51It's worth a try
00:38:03I
00:38:33I
00:39:03I
00:39:33I
00:40:03I
00:40:15Give a whole sack full of potatoes to see the look on their faces when they ran
00:40:28Come on let's get the hell out of here. They might still be out there. Just pull back a little
00:40:32We'll daylight and we'll see okay, I'll take the chicken
00:40:39She's right below us
00:40:47Stupid knit you want to run into one of them
00:40:55You think I'm bad will you wait till you see one of them?
00:41:02Don't know I just know you stay away from
00:41:16If one of them touches you you're dead green dead
00:41:32Oh
00:41:51Come on where are you by the boiler the insulation might help
00:41:58Shut up and hang on to me hurry it up
00:42:02I
00:42:08Help me up there
00:42:17Yeah, so do
00:42:29Clumsy
00:42:33I
00:42:35Know why mattresses in here
00:42:38Screamers certainly wouldn't want to be confined Albert tell this to keep its hands to itself
00:42:43Maybe somebody else hidden here
00:42:46Get you
00:42:49Well somewhat of a windfall I'd say
00:42:53Catch anything yet
00:42:55We're all right so far
00:42:57You'd be able to tell when they leave yes, I'll be able to tell
00:43:01If they leave
00:43:06Let's take it easy then gonna be all right
00:43:13It is if we don't get choked off in here
00:43:20You handle it. Oh, yes massive it I can handle it
00:43:30I
00:44:00I
00:44:30I
00:45:00I
00:45:18Breeding is an ugly thing
00:45:23The final missiles to leave their silos on both sides
00:45:26Let's see that was in 2006 2007
00:45:322007 and only lasted five days
00:45:35You're awfully smart to know all that history
00:45:40Well blood helps a little
00:45:44Haven't you ever been down under no
00:45:47Why?
00:45:48It's very nice. I heard how nice
00:45:51from a solo rated one
00:45:54Well, it's very nice and you'd like it bullshit that's very crude I'm very crude
00:46:05Listen ass I grabbed you and I drug you down here. So what's so good about me? I
00:46:13Didn't mind I liked it you wouldn't do it again
00:46:18I
00:46:22Have never seen no no chick like you before
00:46:26Hey, I'm no, I'm the one that's supposed to want to
00:46:30Do it once more into the breach dear friend
00:46:35You
00:46:45La something that connects copulate from the Latin copulatus
00:46:57Your waist
00:47:05I'm not going to keep pretending. I am asleep Albert
00:47:20You're a bloody mess, but you're not exactly a rose garden yourself we get out of here yet
00:47:29It
00:47:31Seems clear I'd better go have a look
00:47:35Think you can handle it in your condition
00:47:37Can I handle it in my condition?
00:47:40Not gonna handle several hours on the rack to extricate myself from this disgusting display
00:47:50What sacrifices too great no, I
00:47:59I
00:48:12Don't think he likes me very much
00:48:15Blood yeah. Oh, he just feels bad. He likes you a lot told me so
00:48:23Did really?
00:48:26That's nice, I think he's cute
00:48:32How do you do it what talk to him, I don't know we never thought about just talk
00:48:42Well, how come I can't hear him
00:48:46No, he said something one time
00:48:50Because we had a feeling for each other some
00:48:56What do you mean like love I guess
00:49:02Said we thought alike. I don't know
00:49:09Well anyway
00:49:17We'll get a nice little place and
00:49:20And we'll spend a lot of time together alone, we'll do whatever we feel like doing and
00:49:28When blood comes to visit he can have his own room
00:49:33What are you talking about well exactly think he's gonna fit in down under no way
00:49:41No, I mean no way I'm going down there
00:49:47I'm gonna be there. No, you're not
00:49:50We'll make it up here the three of us. Look now. I live there
00:49:55I don't care
00:50:00Come out of here right now Vic we need to talk
00:50:04What the hell's lumbering you your headlong plunge into stupidity last night was inexcusable
00:50:11Leaving her for the pack. That would have been an intelligent thing to do
00:50:15Yeah, I know you wanted her about a half a hundred times. So why are we still hanging around?
00:50:19Yeah, I want her some more. Well, listen, my friend
00:50:22I want to get rid of this pain in my side and I want to get away from you
00:50:24I want to get away from you. I want to get away from you. I want to get away from you
00:50:28I want to get away from you. I want to get away from you
00:50:30I want to get away from you. I want to get away from you
00:50:32I want to get rid of this pain in my side and I want to get away from you
00:50:35Screamers could come back anytime, you know
00:50:37Oh, what the hell you worried about that for we can handle all that
00:50:41It don't mean she can't go with us. Are you out of your small mind?
00:50:47What good is she?
00:50:48It's all we can do to feed ourselves as it is, you know
00:50:50You're starting to sound like a goddamn poodle. You're starting to sound like a jackass
00:50:54I
00:51:00Sorry
00:51:04Blood come on. Hey
00:51:09He'll still be 50 50th you and me
00:51:12I mean hell I owe you don't try that hackneyed ruse on me. Oh, come on
00:51:17I just meant like that time of that
00:51:19That old screamer made a grab for me
00:51:22You know that righteous stone green he was too all glowing like a fungus and oozing and eyelashes
00:51:30Boy
00:51:33Made a grab for me and you went for him
00:51:36It could have been burned bad, too
00:51:39Take that
00:51:40died
00:51:42That'd have been all of it for you
00:51:45Right now get the dramatic catch out of your voice and tell me how she's gonna carry her share of the load up here
00:51:50Tell me how we're gonna fight. All right. Okay. Okay, just don't hang her harangue. Not hanger. I don't care
00:51:55Whatever the hell it is. You just knock off the crap and we can forget the whole stinking
00:51:59Well, maybe we should just simple dumb pups
00:52:02What's a putt is that something bad
00:52:05I'll bet it is. It's something that you boy i'll tell you better watch your stinking mouth. I'm gonna kick you in the butt
00:52:21So
00:52:24Definitely a putt
00:52:36Don't mean she can't go with us
00:52:39I told you she was no good
00:52:41Okay. Okay
00:52:43I just don't like being made to feel guilty
00:52:46I'm gonna do right by it
00:52:48I'd hardly recommend that considering there's several very knowledgeable solos around town
00:52:52Who'd be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself? I also don't like being threatened. It's not a threat
00:52:58That's a fact. No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke
00:53:01Don't take your petty frustrations out of me albert. I locate females. I don't guarantee their behavior. How's that?
00:53:06How should I know? Well smell it
00:53:08It's probably id of some kind she used to get out of the down under
00:53:13Oh now we're in a big hurry, huh?
00:53:16Now you'd listen to me last night instead of wait a minute. You're not thinking of following that
00:53:23You you listen to me albert
00:53:28You'll get killed out there
00:53:31Albert albert you come back here
00:53:34You idiot. You can't go down there. You listen to me
00:53:37Just because some sleazy female knocked you in the hip and bruised your ego. There's no reason to become a jealous juvenile
00:53:42You stop this instant albert dick egg sucker. Oh, all right dick, please
00:53:49Please stop a minute, please
00:54:01I don't know what to say that how to make you understand that you're not you're not thinking clearly
00:54:04You can't go down there and and never hope to come back. She knows it
00:54:09Down under hate solos enough rover packs have raided down there and raped their women stolen their food
00:54:15They'll have the defenses up and they'll catch you and they'll kill you. What the hell do you care?
00:54:20You're always saying you'd be better off without me. Anyway, i'll forget about her vick. Let her go. Let's
00:54:26let's look for over the hill or if you're tired of me find it find another partner somewhere, but
00:54:33Whatever you do. Don't follow her down there
00:54:35I got to blood
00:54:39I got to
00:54:40Hasn't it occurred to you how convenient this whole operation has been?
00:54:45How easy she was to spot and follow and how she cooperated
00:54:48Just think about it vick instead of walking right into their hands. God knows what they'll do with you
00:55:08We've been together a long time good and bad but
00:55:13This could be the worst
00:55:16I'm scared
00:55:18i'm scared you won't come back and i'll have to find some rover to take me on and
00:55:24You know most rovers are in packs now i'm not that young anymore
00:55:31And i'll miss you big
00:55:38I'll really miss you
00:55:44Well
00:55:48I'll try to get back as quick as I can
00:55:52Will you wait
00:55:54For a while then over the hill
00:56:09Hmm
00:56:11Carry yourself do my best
00:56:16I'll catch up with you
00:56:20Sure
00:56:38So
00:56:45So long partner
00:57:08That's it
00:57:38So
00:58:08So
00:58:38So
00:59:08Foreign
00:59:15And with these terrifying sounds of primeval savagery we close the committee's presentation of sound tours
00:59:25into the past
00:59:26today chapter three
00:59:29africa the dark continent tomorrow
00:59:32chapter four
00:59:38So
00:59:53Repeat yellow
00:59:55Friends
01:00:08We often despise what is
01:00:14Another helpful hint
01:00:25So
01:00:50Of course
01:00:55So
01:01:15On this wednesday june 29
01:01:26And
01:01:48May I have a chicken salad, please?
01:01:56Okay
01:02:19Sitting in a war
01:02:25Discretionary
01:02:33Be resolved therefore that mrs
01:02:35Eunice long has been declared the blue ribbon winner of the annual topeka canning festival
01:02:40And that throughout the year of our lord one art three all preserved peaches be they cans and or jars
01:02:48Shall bear her likeness and the inscription topeka queen
01:02:52Michael green reference hydroponic laboratory number one seven three
01:02:58valiant
01:03:00saturation of nutrient solution
01:03:02repeat green reference
01:03:09The best the architects would do pencil
01:03:13Best the architects would do pencil
01:03:23Why are they here lack of respect wrong attitude failure to obey authority lectures three
01:03:31Cut and dried then I say so
01:03:34That'll do it
01:03:43You
01:03:45Fannie and jordan mack burnett
01:03:47Any reason to be easy?
01:03:49No, when we uh
01:03:51put this in
01:03:53Hey, then we'll add that
01:03:58We find it almost impossible to believe that you have ignored several warnings by us to conform to the rules that are vital
01:04:04To the continued growth and well-being of our beloved topeka, but you did
01:04:08Uh
01:04:10Defiance of this committee duly elected and ordained by the people will not be tolerated
01:04:16The farm both of them
01:04:20Now how'd the last farms go mez, uh cancer thing no, no, no, let me see I have it down here
01:04:28See oh no, it was an accident with farm machinery
01:04:32That's what it was
01:04:34Larry and linda lacey march 17 of this year. Let's make these uh
01:04:39heart attacks
01:04:42Yeah, uh read from the committee doc will do the eulogy
01:04:46Services the lakeside method as the usual and make god damn mercy on your soul
01:04:53outside show
01:05:01Honey
01:05:05Oh
01:05:07Sure is pleasing to see you back home again
01:05:12Didn't have any trouble, huh? Everything went. All right. You have any trouble, huh? No, sir. Oh, that's fine
01:05:17fine
01:05:19Sure did yourself proud missy
01:05:21The committee won't forget it. No sirree
01:05:24Then i'll be put on the committee right away like we talked about
01:05:27Don't you worry about it little girl as soon as there's an opening
01:05:31Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait
01:05:35After all, I did bring vic down here exactly like you told me to now you just be patient village you
01:05:41Have fun with young folks your own age. Think about getting married making a home
01:05:46Your time will come
01:05:49I'd rather be just like you miss miss
01:05:52And not wait
01:05:53Yeah, don't you worry little girl? I don't see why you just that'll be all it'll be
01:05:58That'll be all it'll be
01:06:08That young lady is going to be trouble always has been any reason for change
01:06:14Maybe you should have gone to three
01:06:17Little uh childish plotting doesn't bother me none as long as it stays little
01:06:25Mez uh
01:06:26See that she's one of the recipients
01:06:29Then marry her off to hiram and edna's boy. What's his name? Charles charlie. Yeah
01:06:35That don't cool her ambitions
01:06:37farm her up
01:06:38horse manure
01:06:42I knew I want her on that committee stupid stinking old rotter. Lou a liar
01:06:50I am bristling
01:06:57Problems
01:07:00That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan
01:07:18Promised capable not only of beating its own heart
01:07:21But I hinted
01:07:23Then they tried to shoot me off without a body. At least I pushed. Well, you shouldn't have I mean they're gonna be watching us now
01:07:30Gary I don't care. I am so sick and tired of the foreign
01:07:36Who accepted our christian desire to aid our brothers across the seas?
01:07:41You're right
01:07:43I do care
01:07:46Okay
01:07:48I'm going to smile
01:07:50And i'm going to curtsy
01:07:52The right time to all the right people because it ain't going to be much longer
01:07:56The song of david will not wait even for you quilla doing homes. That is your class. Uh, yes, mrs. Kamek
01:08:03Oh pigeon fear
01:08:05Uh, i'm, sorry. I'll be right there ma'am
01:08:12See you later
01:08:21Ah
01:08:28He and vic were in the park together I I turned my back for just
01:08:45What'd you and vic talk about
01:08:47Come on, we want to know
01:08:50Well, luke
01:09:02Now how about it boy
01:09:04I mean we're gonna find out anyway, so
01:09:07Why don't you just tell us and it'll make it easier on all of us, huh?
01:09:11What do you say?
01:09:15How about it boy
01:09:20The farm immediately
01:09:28Let me go
01:09:35Well the usual cold virus a little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions, uh
01:09:41There's no infection. He's uh, well developed reasonably well nourished
01:09:46Intelligent average emotional response is simplistic
01:09:50Most marked finding is his overtly aggressive behavior
01:09:54In other words, he's extremely physical
01:09:57As you may have noticed
01:10:00Well now son suck wind wet brain
01:10:04Better be nice boy. I hope all you stinking kids are hairlit michael. All right
01:10:12Ready to behave yourself
01:10:16Along with many other organisms
01:10:20Somehow managed to stay alive up above
01:10:24You have been studied observed
01:10:27unobtrusively, of course
01:10:29living habits common sense
01:10:31tenacity
01:10:33physical prowess
01:10:35Out of the many you have been chosen
01:10:39To be the recipient of an honor, you know, she's a scumbag
01:10:44You watch your foul mouth boy when anybody on the committee speaks you just keep still listen
01:10:51Hey, how'd you like that rifle rammed up your butt michael? All right. All right
01:10:56You show respect boy
01:10:58so I would say
01:11:00To be the recipient of an honor that occurs
01:11:03I would say to be the recipient of an honor that occurs but once in several decades
01:11:12Uh mez, uh, let me have the original elders proclamation, will you?
01:11:22Fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of topeka to overcome metabolic changes resulting from lengthy subterranean living
01:11:30Allow it to keep its leadership and the drive to remake this sinful world
01:11:34in god's own image
01:11:36See, we've been underground too long
01:11:39Our women can't get pregnant every once in a while. We need new blood
01:11:44We need a new man
01:11:49We are never so happy nor so unhappy as we imagine another helpful hint for living
01:11:57from
01:11:58the committee's special kind of man
01:12:03Ha ha ha
01:12:08You mean you want me to knock up your broad
01:12:18You talked me into it line them up you first honey take your hands off me
01:12:34Together we beseech thee
01:12:36in the way of righteousness and peace that
01:12:39loving
01:12:40And serving thee with one heart and mind all the days of their life. They may be abundantly enriched to the tokens of
01:12:48thy everlasting favor
01:12:51Amen by authority vested in me by the committee I hereby pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:57according to the ordinances and the laws of the state of topeka
01:13:00Amen
01:13:02But god has joined together. Let no man put a son. Amen
01:13:07A man should never be ashamed to own. He has been in the wrong
01:13:12Which is but saying that he is wiser today
01:13:15Than he was yesterday
01:13:18another helpful hint for living
01:13:20from the committee's
01:13:22Almanac
01:13:31And be sure to get both parents to sign right here now, let's see brother
01:13:36Michael amber reference
01:13:40air intake fan number 12 shaft 17 b
01:13:45indicates heat buildup
01:13:47repeat
01:13:48amber reference
01:13:52So
01:14:09Chapter 1 verse 22 mayor god blessed them and said be fruitful and multiply god blessed
01:14:23You
01:14:25Do you almost ask yourself out of this honor young lady, sir
01:14:30The committee
01:14:32Oh, well, i'm sure the committee knows best
01:14:36Where are your parents?
01:14:38Uh, miss miss, uh said it would be all right
01:14:40Uh, they must have come down with something because they're sure not feeling well. Shall we keep the schedule dearly beloved brother?
01:14:49Dearly beloved we are gathered here
01:14:53Good morning. I'm, so sorry. Are you all right? He made me do it. You gotta understand. They made me do it. I'm, sorry
01:15:04Don't you give me that i'm sorry bullshit you're as crazy as the rest of these damn nuts
01:15:12Maybe stupid but they're not dumb like you. Oh, no, they bring me down here to make babies and then
01:15:18Hook me up with a stupid machine. That's real smart
01:15:21Population controls it in case you haven't heard of it. 35 girls are impregnated and then you're killed. You understand?
01:15:28You're idiots like you were running around the place
01:15:31So you wiggled your butt and teased me down here to their big welcome. I had to
01:15:36They said they'd kill me if I didn't listen
01:15:40Next thing
01:15:42Now ladies, I want you to be sure to put your name here his name goes here
01:15:47And there's another thing I want you to make very sure of on this most solemn and joyous i'm gonna run to pika
01:15:58You and me
01:16:00maybe some others
01:16:01We'll be the committee
01:16:03Do anything we want any time we want
01:16:06We'll have them bow and scrape for a change
01:16:10Just by springing me. Yeah, i'm getting rid of the committee
01:16:17Okay, where's my heat
01:16:20My guns, where's my guns in the committee office?
01:16:29How you got it figured
01:16:31Okay
01:16:32Right out this door to the right is michael. There's a crowd there. We run through the crowd
01:16:37But come on gluing right to the right again big doors through the doors. We have help outside
01:16:47Ah
01:17:01Another helpful hint for living
01:17:12The guns are to the right
01:17:15Come on what happened
01:17:18Well, how'd it come out they followed it like I said they would hey, listen michael's got to be first and dead doc wilson
01:17:23We're all in trouble
01:17:28And then the faint thunder became an uproar the winds changed to a great vibration
01:17:36Then doc but kill lou first because he's the important one
01:17:40Where are you going? The church is this way?
01:17:42Hey, we gotta get them with her together. Where are you going? I'm getting the hell out of here
01:17:46I want to see blood again
01:17:47I want to get in a good straightforward fight with some son of a bitch over a can of beans
01:17:51I gotta get back in the dirt. So I feel clean. Wait a minute
01:17:54Help me. You put us out to the open. You gotta help us. Good luck, baby, please
01:17:59You dirty filthy stinking rotten animal
01:18:02You stupid animal you think I let you slobber all over me and paw me so you could walk out now?
01:18:08I didn't bring you down here so they could use you. I brought you down here so I could use you
01:18:13You better kill them. Then. I don't care what you do
01:18:19Please no, no, please darling, please. I love you. I love you at least said that because you believe me
01:18:27Please 10 or 12 inch skillets preferably of the nonstick variety
01:18:33Fry the bacon until brown, but not too crisp
01:18:38Then set it aside to drain
01:18:40Pour off all the two tables. I don't understand you. All you can think about is going back up there and about your dog
01:18:48It's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you
01:18:55I don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee
01:19:08And
01:19:3411 37 a.m
01:19:38Art three all present
01:19:42Bestow upon the committee thy servants of the seal thine approval and thy fatherly benediction
01:19:49Granting unto them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection
01:19:53the ordinance
01:19:57Amen
01:20:08Collected and ordained by the people cannot be tolerated quilla june
01:20:14But
01:20:162644
01:20:17Lack of respect wrong attitude failure to obey authority. I'll say you went at all. All right
01:20:22All right. All right
01:20:24the farm immediately
01:20:26Gary gary laroy franklin number
01:20:292598
01:20:30Lack of respect wrong attitude failure to obey authority. I'll say you want to know all right
01:20:36All right farm immediately richard
01:20:41Richard ben right here number two thousand six hundred and one
01:20:45All right
01:20:47Vic i'll show you the way out. Let's get out of here
01:20:51Vic farm immediately i'll show you the way out. All right. I'll show you the way out. Can I?
01:20:56Please just get out of here. I'll take care of you in blood. I'll do anything you want to do
01:21:03Vic remember in the boiler room
01:21:06I'll tell you
01:21:10First thing that boy's ever done
01:21:16Uh, please let's get out of here say farm immediately and may god have mercy on your soul
01:21:27Eat the bacon fat reserved in the skillet
01:21:35Down
01:21:46As it cooks remove any excess fat from the top or sides
01:22:06Kill him
01:22:20Of the 35 proposed recipients 10 have been serviced
01:22:26We need another donor, of course
01:22:29Please
01:22:44Whichever one we pick
01:22:47Make sure we have better security
01:22:49Then place a large round ladder over the skillets and gripping platter and skillets firmly together
01:22:59Is
01:23:22Come on
01:23:28One cup
01:23:34Let's uh
01:23:36Get another michael out of the warehouse
01:23:39Three this time make sure the engineering department wipes that smile off his face
01:23:44four tables
01:23:49One quarter cup heavy cream
01:23:52Salt salt
01:23:55Freshly ground black pepper
01:23:59Oh
01:24:20Blood blood
01:24:28Get me down there too long
01:24:32Come on, please let's go over the hill that's where he went and we need him
01:24:39Well, let's catch up with him
01:24:42I don't know where it is
01:24:45If blood knows why did he tell you
01:24:52Blood
01:24:55Vic bud
01:24:58So
01:25:20What hello partner blood we made it back who's your new tailor albert
01:25:28Ha ha
01:25:35How long has it been since you ate I grabbed a lizard yesterday
01:25:41Maybe it's the day before I can't seem to remember
01:25:46Well, we gotta leg it into town and get you something to eat fast no
01:25:50Fellini's taking everything over
01:25:52Slaughtered every soul who wouldn't join him
01:25:55The whole town's under their control and you can't get any food there you can't even go back at all
01:26:02Okay, just take it easy. I can't take it any other way
01:26:05I'm almost gone. You better just leave find somewhere you can stay alive
01:26:13How about over the hill tiger they can't make it to where I am now, but you might be able to
01:26:19Oh
01:26:23He needs food and he needs medicine we got to get it fast because we can't make it without him we're too late darling
01:26:32There's nothing we can do about it now
01:26:42Vic we've got to get out of here
01:26:49We're gonna be together he'd want us to be together
01:26:59Now I love you
01:27:10If you love me you'll come on too
01:27:19So
01:27:32You haven't eaten a bite i'm not hungry
01:27:42I I really appreciate this
01:27:49I hope let's press on
01:27:56Now
01:27:57Where were you? Oh, yeah in the hospital
01:28:00Oh blood. Come on
01:28:02You know, if they just let you have your own way with a blushing bride instead of hooking you up to a machine
01:28:07You probably never
01:28:09Come back up
01:28:15You sure you had enough to eat
01:28:17Oh, yeah
01:28:20I'm saying what nothing. I said i'm full but after we walk all day. You'll probably have to cook up what's left
01:28:30She said she loved me
01:28:33Well, hell it wasn't my fault she picked me to get all wet brain over
01:28:39Well, i'd say she certainly had marvelous judgment albert if not particularly good taste
01:28:48Particularly
01:28:59A boy and his dog
01:29:07A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other
01:29:14A boy and a dog
01:29:17Can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log but a dog knows his boy can go
01:29:28A boy and his dog can go fishing
01:29:35A boy can teach a dog to bring a dish in when he's hungry
01:29:42A boy and a dog
01:29:44Can be happy sitting out in the woods on a log but a dog knows his boy can go
01:30:14So
01:30:32You