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00:00Babu tumhe pata bhi hai, main tumse kitna zyada pyaar garta hu
00:03Aur main to gharwalo ko bhi bol dunga, ki shaadi karunga, tu sirf apni pasand ki ladki se hi
00:08Achha
00:11Ghar mein sabzi to tere pasand ki banti nahi hai
00:13Aur tujhe lagta hai, ki saadi tere pasand ki ho jayegi
00:21Agar aap bhi bina paise kahin ghoom na chahate hain, to bilkul aasaan tariqa batata hu
00:26Aise ghoom ho, aise
00:31Ek bhai time to haan de bapu, siri cycle hai bech khaungo
00:37Aur jameedan ka kaka janne samal karagi ho, cycle ke baad unh koi number leunga
00:44Ek din apple se bhi badi company kholunga
00:46Oh bhai, is company ka naam kya rakhega?
00:49Tarbooz
00:52Bhai, kal hi meri girlfriend bani, aur aaj usse 1400 rupee chahiye
00:56Dedi bhai, shaad arrestation fees hogi
01:00Aise karein, aise karein
01:02Aise karein, aise karein
01:04Ek kappad maarung na, neeche giri pari milegi, samji
01:07Ek mukka maarung na, peht mein saari hawa peechhe se nikal jaayegi
01:10Ruk ja, ruk ja, kaise yudh kar riyo, maharani ho, daakano, ke hogo, ke baat hogi?
01:14Arre bhaiya, aap hi batao, agar hum dono mein ladhai hogi, mai jeetungi, hi jeetegi
01:18Na tu jeetegi, na tu jeetegi, udhar dekho, BJP jeetgi
01:22Modi mi jeeta?
01:23Arre pahal, Aasi bhi jeeti hai
01:25Cute
01:27Uparwala ne saaro gyaan tumko hi de diyo
01:30Aajao chal riyo to
01:31Hum toh ni jaa rahe hain, aap hi jaao
01:33Bhandara chal raha hai udhar
01:35Bhandara, chalo chalo chalo
01:38Chalo chalo
01:39Nahi nahi, main toh bhai patan sab le lungi
01:42Arre banni toh laayi nahi
01:43Pasta rahe hoon main tumse shaadi karke
01:45Pasta toh main raha hoon tumse shaadi karke
01:47Tume pata bhi hai, kitni door door se rishti aate the mer liye
01:49Haan, door door se toh aane hi the
01:51Kyuki baas walo ko toh diwahi harkato ka pehle se hi pata hoga
01:57Yeh lo bhai chaavi
02:00Petrol bharwaya hai bhai
02:01Haan bhai, 100 rupee ka bharwaya the
02:11Guys, pehle main padhaayi mein bahut hoshiyaar hua karta tha
02:16Fir ek din, yeh mujhe reel bhejne laga
02:20Aur ab hum dono fail hai
02:27Bhai, jo log bolte hain tu kaala hai
02:29Unki baat ka bura mat maana kar
02:31Tu itna bhi kaala nahi hai bhai
02:40Srinu, all the best
02:41Yeh Adi, idhara
02:42Haan bhai
02:43Cable wale ko kulke mere khar ki line katwa de
02:44Kyun, cable kaam nahi kar raha hai kya?
02:46Yadha hai, kaam karne laga
02:47Jahil, English bol bhi hai
02:56Yaar, ek cup chai mangati hu
03:00Hello, reception
03:02102 mein, ek cup chai bhej dijiye
03:04Theek hai
03:07Ma'am, aapki chai
03:10Ma'am, kuch aur lenge aap?
03:12Arre bhaiya, lene toh pakoda the
03:14Lekin, mujhe lag rahe hain
03:15Kahin tum besan, tel, mirch-mirch laate na rag do
03:19Ab banaani bhaari padh jaagi
03:21Ab ek chai banao
03:22Sab toh tumne alaga-alaga lag diya, batao
03:24Arre ma'am, pakoda toh banaay-banaay aayenge
03:26Chai hai, thodi stylish English baali chai aa rahi hai na ye
03:29Bhaiya, aloo ke bhaav diye
03:3040 rupee ke lo, madam
03:32Chai mehenge de rahe ho, main na leh rahi
03:34Arre chalo, 30 ku lag jaange
03:36Arre 20 ku
03:37Arre chalo, 10 ku lag gaye
03:38Arre chalo, phiri le jao
03:43Phiri la, chahiye hai na sabji
03:45Bro, kal exam hai, tujhe kuch aata hai?
03:47Bhai, mujhe toh kuch bhi nahi aata hai
03:49Kis ka exam hai, wo bhi mujhe nahi bata hai
03:51Extra supplements, sir
03:53Supplements
03:54Supplements
03:55Extra supplements
03:56Sir, supplements
03:57Supplements
03:58Extra supplements, sir
03:59Sir, supplements
04:00Sir, supplements
04:01Supplements
04:02Supplements
04:04Bata baan, tere kitne paise dene hai
04:061000 rupee
04:07Leh
04:08La
04:09Mujhe toh pata tha yeh mere paise kabhi wapas nahi
04:10Yeh kya sun raha ho main
04:16Arre Avaan beta, kya car dho rahe ho?
04:18Arre nahi aunty, car ko paani dera ho
04:20Kya bata, bade ho ke train man jaye?
04:23Kya yaar, saadi toh dho rahe ho?
04:25Mala mala hai, pacha hai?
04:39Kya ho rahe ho?
04:42Bhai sahab, ek keypad wala phone nikalte na, 1500 rupee ka
04:44Arre, aapki umar ke log toh aaj kal iPhone chala rahe hain
04:46Tum kyu utti zubaan chala rahe hain, tum se jo manga wae toh yaar
04:49Haan, dhe raho
04:51Gareeb sala
04:53Gareeb kisko bola be?
04:54Abe, bohot ameer hoon main
04:56Bachpan se leke abhi tak mere sirf iPhone hi chala rahe hain
05:00iPhone 2 se leke 14 sab chala rahe hain
05:03Sab chala rahe hai?
05:04Aur iPhone 15, 1TB ka toh mini gem mein hi bada hai
05:07Phirav, yeh wala phone kiske le le rahe ho?
05:09Arre, yeh toh mere girlfriend ke le rahe hoon, bichari gareeb hai
05:11Main toh ameer hoon
05:13Aacha, girlfriend gareeb hai aapki
05:15Kyu, main kabse phone laga rahe hoon, phone kyu nahi utha rahe hoon?
05:17Tumne kab phone laga yaar?
05:19Yeh dekho, kitne saare phone laga hai tumko
05:23Madam toh iPhone chala rahe hain?
05:25Phone kahe hai tumhara, phone nikalo
05:29Ek toh yeh dabbe mein aawaz bhi nahi aati hoon
05:31Tabhi toh lene aaya tha
05:33Yeh iPhone 15
05:35Apple wala chori
05:37Chuh mein jo na shedi
05:39Meri jaan naali mein gir jaye
05:41Dede botal chaar
05:43Koi yaar uspe mar mit jaye
05:47Yeh hori
05:49Mamma
05:51Main na bade hoke na aapke jaise hi banungi
05:53Are wa
05:55Apne bachon se saare kaam karungi
05:57Aur unko khoop taane marungi
06:01Yeh hori
06:03Arre bhaiya, aam kaise diye hain?
06:05Arre madam ji, bohot meethe aam hain
06:07Meethe hain? Mujhe yaakin nahi ho raha, lao check kar aake dikhao
06:09Arre check karke dekhlo, meethe aam hain, koi aisi thodi hai
06:11Lo, check karke dekho
06:13Haa bhaiya, aam toh meethe hain
06:15Aap bataao kitna kar do?
06:17250 gram kar do
06:19Obe 250 gram ko toh yeh aam tha, jo kha gayi tu
06:21Khamsa hum ek kilo toh le
06:23Arre iske toh paise diya
06:25Arre nahi nahi, itta mehnga ho nahi sakta
06:27Tu galat bol rahi hai
06:29Rukh jao main mere bhai se pooch ke bataati ho
06:31Bhai, gold ka kya rate hai?
06:33Acha gold, choti gold 10 ki, badi 20 ki
06:39Papa, aapko pata hai meri English wali mam
06:41Bohot zyada sundar hain
06:43Nalaayak, teacher maa ke samaan hoti hain
06:45Haan, aap toh bas apne hi chakkar mein lag rahe the
06:47Khattab
06:49Bye bye, tata
06:51Good bye
06:53Baby dekhne meri lipstick kaise lag rahi hai?
06:55Baby mein dekh nahi sakta, mein bike chalara hoon
06:57Baat mein dekho haan
06:59Tum kabhi bhi nahi dekhte baby, todhe se dekh lo na kaisi lag rahi hai
07:01Arre baby nahi dekh sakta, mein bike chalara hoon
07:03Tum nahi dekh rahe na?
07:05Abhi main kisi aur se dikhaungi na, koi aur ladka bhaag kar dekh lega meri lipstick
07:07Kisi aur koi dikha liye tha?
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