Raza Samo Roasting Iqra Kanwal and sistrology
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00:00Hello friends and fans, this is Os Samos speaking.
00:02As you know, there are some diseases that are common in families.
00:06Like kidney stones, kidney stones, heart attack.
00:09Similarly, there is another disease that is common in families and that is daily vlogging.
00:15Come friends, today I will introduce you to a family whose name is Sisterology.
00:19It has five sisters.
00:21Each sister has two brain cells.
00:23One brain cell says record, the other brain cell says upload.
00:27And then there are their mom and dad.
00:29What a cool parents!
00:30These are not parents, these are vloggers.
00:33Everyone wants such cool parents who allow you to vlog, who give you full permission to log in to your phone.
00:38Right?
00:39Otherwise, our parents say that you are always logged in to your phone.
00:41And why not?
00:42When $20,000 is coming from Par Bitiya Rani, then the parents will put restrictions on education.
00:48$20,000, poor people!
00:50Your whole house will go in this.
00:54Your whole house will go in this.
00:57Listen, poor people, $20,000.
01:00Listen, people who order gravy twice on rice and lentils.
01:04Here, I spit on your degree.
01:07So, the lead actors of this digital family are Ikra Kamal.
01:11Yes.
01:12This girl looks like a parlour lady.
01:15But let me tell you, this girl is very smart.
01:17She has found coal mines.
01:19She started daily vlogging.
01:21Rest, all the sisters are walking on the map.
01:23Now you tell me one thing, what is the most super hit business in Pakistan?
01:27Azam Khan Milk Shop?
01:28No, no, no, no.
01:29Baba Azam Tire Shop?
01:31No, not at all.
01:32Marriage?
01:33Yes, marriage.
01:35Now see for yourself, the time of wedding is more important than the groom.
01:39Wedding photographer.
01:40In the marriages of the conservative families, where there is a partition,
01:43only one person is allowed in the women's section.
01:47That is the wedding photographer.
01:48The elders of the family themselves are sending him.
01:51Okay, listen, you have to take me and my wife together.
01:54A wedding photographer is the one who is dancing on the fingers of the whole family.
01:58Aunty, you move aside a little, a little, and move aside a little more.
02:00You get out of the frame.
02:02Yes, that's fine.
02:03Yes, so marriage.
02:04From wedding photographers to wedding halls,
02:06everyone has a lot of rent.
02:08So then, as soon as the marriage happened, the career of sistrology
02:12went up the roof.
02:13And brother, there is one ritual that they have left behind
02:16and on which they have not made a vlog.
02:18Oh, oh, oh.
02:18Give milk.
02:19Hide shoes.
02:20Chew chutney.
02:21Show face.
02:21Put your face.
02:22Wash your face.
02:23Pick up the veil.
02:24Bring the ritual.
02:24Bring the letter.
02:25Blow your mouth.
02:26They have done vlogs on everyone, brother.
02:27And one vlog has come per daughter.
02:29That means there are five vlogs from every angle.
02:31These girls have broken their sandals by dancing, brother.
02:35Now, I am not telling you not to watch their vlogs.
02:38No, no, man.
02:39Absolutely see.
02:40They are working so hard.
02:41They are making it for free people.
02:43If you are free, then definitely watch it, man.
02:45Look, their content is for those people who are sitting idle
02:48and changing oxygen into carbon dioxide.
02:51Those who have nothing to do in life.
02:53If you fall in this category, then definitely watch it, man.
02:55You are their niche audience.
02:58Yes, every YouTuber has a niche market, right?
03:01They target them.
03:02They target them.
03:03Their niche market.
03:04Now, look at the title.
03:06There was a fight with sister-in-law.
03:08Oh, brother.
03:09What should I do, man?
03:10Catch the brother-in-law, brother.
03:11Put him on the wall with a cone.
03:13Tell him that your wife is doing these things.
03:15Complain to him.
03:16What should I do?
03:17Threaten him, man.
03:18That I will break the TV on your wife.
03:21What should I do in this?
03:22Keep the problems of the house at home, brother.
03:24Earlier, people used to fight.
03:25They used to take care of this at home.
03:27Don't speak loudly.
03:28The neighbors will know.
03:29It doesn't look good.
03:30Now, there is a fight.
03:31People are taking out their phones.
03:32My wife is hitting me with a rolling pin.
03:35Sister-in-law abused me.
03:37Daughter-in-law is running away with gold.
03:39It's weird, brother.
03:40She is your sister-in-law.
03:41If she doesn't get along with you, then what should we do?
03:43Should we explain to sister-in-law on video call, man?
03:45Anything.
03:47Anything.
03:50The character broke.
03:51The rain water came into the house.
03:52Look at these titles.
03:54These are titles that will make you sweat.
03:55And when you watch the video,
03:57there is a little water in the balcony.
03:59There is no problem.
04:00Oh, man.
04:02Mom, all the water has accumulated in the terrace.
04:05It will fill up.
04:06On that, you are checking sister-in-law's acting.
04:08First, deduct 50 rupees.
04:10You are a crook.
04:11Mom, it's Holi.
04:13Holi.
04:15Holi.
04:16It's Holi.
04:17Deduct 50 rupees for overacting.
04:19Look at this water, man.
04:20It's not even as much as it would drown in shame.
04:23This girl is calling it a flood.
04:24All the water came into the house.
04:26The house drowned in the water.
04:27Holi.
04:28Dad held my hand and saved me.
04:31Rabia was swept away in the flood.
04:32Holi.
04:33After the flood, we came to the terrace of the house.
04:35The Iranian rescue helicopter crashed.
04:38Making a big deal out of nothing.
04:40Learn from these sisters.
04:42Now check this vlog.
04:43In which Zainab is not found.
04:45Zainab is lost somewhere.
04:46Everyone is worried that find Zainab, man.
04:4820,000 dollars will be deducted per month, man.
04:51Find her.
04:52Hello, Assalam-o-Alaikum.
04:53Waalaikum-as-salam.
04:54Dad, Zainab is not found.
04:57Where is she?
04:58I have searched everywhere.
04:59Okay, I am coming.
05:00I will check in 5-7 minutes.
05:01Daughter, Rani is not found.
05:03She is not answering the phone.
05:04Then when I asked auntie,
05:06I am not able to find your daughter.
05:07Aren't you worried?
05:08Then look what auntie said.
05:10There is no daughter.
05:11She must be here somewhere.
05:12Where do you want to go?
05:13Wow, auntie.
05:16Wow.
05:17That's great.
05:18Savage answer.
05:19Love you.
05:20Do you know?
05:21Rani must be hiding for her.
05:22What?
05:23I have to do vlogging.
05:24Turn off the camera.
05:27Turn off the camera.
05:28Exactly.
05:29Our movie.
05:30Turn off the camera.
05:31There is a ruckus here.
05:32Are you making a video?
05:33Oh no.
05:34I swear, auntie is quiet because of 20,000 dollars.
05:37Otherwise, I would have updated their software.
05:39Like our mothers.
05:40They are always angry in their mobile phones.
05:42Whatever happens, brother.
05:43Flood comes.
05:44Earth explodes.
05:45Earthquakes come.
05:46But Iqra Kamal's vlog will not stop.
05:49Whatever happens, this girl will not stop vlogging.
05:52She must be vlogging on the day of doomsday.
05:54I am telling you.
05:55Guys, as you know.
05:56Doomsday is coming.
05:57Earth is exploding in 200.
05:58Oh, my gold play button.
06:00Guys, look at this.
06:01Mountains are flying like cotton.
06:03I told you so.
06:04Guys, let's go fast.
06:05We found out that Dajjal has come.
06:07He is distracting people.
06:08Let's see how he is distracting us.
06:09Guys, check this.
06:10Check this one eye of Dajjal.
06:14Dajjal is staring at me.
06:16Guys, I am standing in the queue of accounts.
06:18I hope my views will be useful in the hereafter.
06:21And my evil relative is also standing here.
06:25So guys, tell me.
06:26Will we go to hell or heaven?
06:28Comment right now.
06:30Take any life event seriously.
06:32Now look at his behavior.
06:34He put makeup on his face.
06:36And scared his husband.
06:45Check this guy's acting.
06:47Check this guy's acting.
06:49Guys, nominate him for the eye fight award.
06:52I don't know about the golden globe.
06:54But this guy deserves the golden gober award.
06:57Go away.
06:58He got scared.
06:59The guy who is seeing Iqra Kamal everyday without makeup.
07:03He got scared of the ghost.
07:04Do you think he is a ghost?
07:06Iqra Kamal is also fond of music.
07:08He is a musician.
07:10He is a singer.
07:11He understands Sufism.
07:12He is undercover Malangini.
07:14He has a favorite Bollywood song.
07:16He thinks that God is talking to him.
07:19It is God's word.
07:21When I listen to the song,
07:23I feel like God is talking to a human being.
07:25The way he has written it.
07:27Feel me.
07:30I am in your heart.
07:34Touch me.
07:37Recognize me.
07:39I am your moment.
07:45Very good Iqra.
07:47Tell me one thing.
07:48The poet in this song is saying that
07:50Touch me to recognize me.
07:52How will you touch God?
07:54No, right?
07:55This song is for a human being.
07:57You have two brain cells.
07:59One brain cell says to record.
08:01Second brain cell says to upload.
08:03Third brain cell says no.
08:04Why are you trying so hard?
08:05You will make a mistake.
08:06You will make a mistake.
08:07Do you understand?
08:08Don't do it.
08:09Go on TV.
08:10Play Baby Shaddu.
08:12If you remember the table of 2,
08:14then we will think that
08:15you have made a big mistake.
08:17But you continue with the music.
08:19Iqra, please continue with the music.
08:21Pursue singing.
08:22I am your love.
08:24Pursue singing.
08:26Sing on TV.
08:27So that I can change the channel.
08:29Seriously.
08:30We need an increasing star.
08:32Who can beat Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
08:34Iqra, the piano or harmonium
08:36which has keys and notes.
08:38Your key is a key.
08:42Because it is not in the harmonium.
08:46You will have to see Abba's harmonium.
08:48The one he used to play.
08:49Maybe it is in that.
08:50Meanwhile,
08:51you watch Shahveer's expressions.
08:53Look at this.
08:54Look at this.
08:55Look at this.
08:56Shahveer is also like,
08:57where am I stuck?
08:58Honestly,
08:59I watched their vlogs
09:00for research.
09:01They are very addictive.
09:03They are very addictive types of vlogs.
09:05You will want to watch more.
09:06Watch more.
09:07But you see,
09:08every addictive thing
09:09is not good.
09:10Cigarette is also addictive.
09:11Whatever it is.
09:12Now a person
09:13after washing his hands,
09:14no,
09:15after washing his face,
09:16after taking a bath,
09:17he is after them.
09:18And that is Hassan Beg.
09:19If I am lying,
09:20then see,
09:21they have made children's channels.
09:23I don't know.
09:24Someone goes to the labor room.
09:25It is their video.
09:26That my wife
09:27has gone to the labor room.
09:29Okay, okay.
09:30I understood.
09:31Talk comfortably.
09:32Comfortably.
09:33Be easy.
09:34Easy.
09:35I have never heard
09:36this person easy.
09:37If he congratulates someone
09:38on their marriage,
09:39that person
09:40will divorce on the same day.
09:41What is happening here?
09:42Congratulations on your marriage.
09:43You have done the right thing.
09:45Brother, I made a mistake.
09:46I will bring divorce papers today.
09:48What kind of a man is he?
09:49How does he greet?
09:50Assalamualaikum.
09:51Waalaikumussalam.
09:52My position is
09:53to hold this person
09:54and tie him with a chair
09:55and put headphones on him
09:56and sing him the same song
09:57for 24 hours.
09:58Baby, calm down.
09:59Calm down.
10:00Calm down.
10:01Because he needs
10:02to calm the F down.
10:04The whole world knows
10:05what happens
10:06after marriage.
10:07Comfortably.
10:08A complaint has come
10:09from a nearby graveyard.
10:10Dead bodies will come.
10:11Let me die in peace.
10:12What happened?
10:13Hassan,
10:14your objection
10:15is a different matter.
10:16It is in its place.
10:17But one thing is there.
10:18This is not an Islamic card
10:19to be used.
10:20This is not an Islamic card
10:21to be used.
10:22Brother.
10:23Okay.
10:24Use the rest.
10:25Culture.
10:26It is not our culture.
10:27It is not this.
10:28It is not that.
10:29Use it.
10:30Don't give it an Islamic touch.
10:31Okay.
10:32Remove this from here.
10:33Otherwise,
10:34this first.
10:35Don't give an Islamic touch.
10:36Okay.
10:37Let's meet you
10:38in another video
10:39with another topic.
10:40By the way,
10:41if you like this video,
10:42then hit the subscribe button
10:44because your brother
10:45is back in the game.
10:47Baby.
10:48Allow me to go.
10:49Hassan, I am leaving.
10:50Good bye.