Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep 17-19 ENG SUB

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A flash of lightning transported Zu An to an other reality. He was referred to as the garbage of Brightmoon City in that planet, yet for some reason, he was wed to the stunning and exceptionally gifted Chu clan daughter? How come? I'm a transmigrator, yet how come I'm not gifted in cultivation? Why do so many people want to kill me? Above all, and most crucially, how the hell did I end up on my sister-in-law's bed on the night of my wedding?It was a terrifying beginning for Zu An, but luckily, the world granted him a keyboard in this life as well because he was a well-known keyboard fighter in his former existence, allowing him to turn things around.He will ascend to the top of the universe by his flames and trolling, standing atop his burned enemies' bodies!
Transcript
00:00Episode 10
00:07It's your turn.
00:13It's not worth it to kill me now.
00:17Why is it not worth it?
00:19My disciple has gone to get reinforcements.
00:21He has seen you.
00:23He must know that you killed me.
00:25As long as he sees me in the wilderness,
00:27the Chu family will not let you go.
00:31I'm so scared.
00:33You think I can't kill you
00:35if you say that?
00:37I have to thank you for reminding me
00:39to avoid the pursuit of the Chu family.
00:41Judging from his tone,
00:42it seems that the mastermind behind this is not the Chu family.
00:44There is the Chai Lang Valley ahead.
00:46Wait for me to kill you
00:48and throw you in.
00:49I promise you that everything will be fine.
00:51Wait a minute, brother.
00:53Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:55As long as my body is found,
00:57the Chu family will definitely count on you.
01:00Then you underestimated Gangli Heichai.
01:02If you fall into the mouth of other murderers,
01:04there will be a price if you die.
01:06But if you fall into the mouth of those beasts,
01:08you will lose your bones.
01:11At that time, even if you die,
01:13the Chu family can't do anything to me.
01:15Let's go.
01:16Let me send you off on the way to the wilderness.
01:20Fuwa, Fuwa.
01:21What sin have you committed?
01:23So many people want to target you.
01:28What should I do?
01:30This man is as good as me.
01:32I have to fight him.
01:33If I win, I will escape.
01:35But what if I lose?
01:37No, no.
01:38I dare not bet on this.
01:39If I lose the bet, the electricity will be cut off.
01:41I will really become a ghost.
01:43Think of another way.
01:46Be quiet. Don't be crazy.
01:50Brother 12th, I don't understand.
01:52What is the reason for you to kill me?
01:56I am in a good mood today.
01:58Let me make it clear to you.
02:00Last time, I took you to the outskirts.
02:03I just didn't expect you to be so lucky.
02:05I didn't kill you.
02:06It's you.
02:07We have no grudges in the past.
02:09Why did you hurt me?
02:11You offended someone you shouldn't have offended.
02:14Who did I offend?
02:15You don't need to know that.
02:17You'd better go to the underworld to ask King Yan.
02:20Anyway, you have fallen into the Chu family recently.
02:22You are the most beautiful woman in Linyue City.
02:24You are talented.
02:26Even if you die now,
02:27it's worth it in this life.
02:31I'm afraid you will laugh at me.
02:33In fact, you are one of the closest people to me in my life.
02:37What?
02:38No one has been nice to you in the past?
02:40I have no parents in my life.
02:43Others think I'm a waste.
02:45I'm afraid I can't avoid it.
02:47No one treats me as highly as you do.
02:51We are like brothers.
02:53After you become the son-in-law of the Chu family,
02:55who dares to look down on you?
02:56It's a win-win situation.
03:00You don't know.
03:02I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
03:04I have no status to talk about.
03:06Everyone looks down on me.
03:08Even the guards treat me as a transparent person.
03:10How dare a maid point at my nose?
03:13I've been trying very hard to be a good son-in-law.
03:17I'm careful, but I'm still punished and whipped.
03:21I envy you so much.
03:23I'm ashamed of myself.
03:25I can't live a happy life.
03:31There is no freedom.
03:33It's all about bloodshed.
03:35Am I free?
03:36I'm nothing without Plum Blossom Gang.
03:38In order to make the chief like me.
03:40Like you?
03:41Like my ability.
03:42I get up earlier and go to bed later every day.
03:45On the chief's birthday,
03:46I stole a walkie-talkie from the countryside to celebrate his birthday.
03:48In the end, I met a liar.
03:50That's not a walkie-talkie at all.
03:52It's just a walkie-talkie.
03:54Do you know how hard I worked?
03:56It's not easy for you.
03:58I've been wandering since I was a kid.
04:00I have no one to rely on.
04:01Now I just want to take advantage of my youth.
04:03To lay a stable foundation for the future.
04:05I want to have a home like you.
04:10My home is not a real home.
04:12It's your freedom.
04:13It's not real freedom.
04:15Brother, send me up the road.
04:18Give me a hug.
04:22I'm sorry, Brother.
04:24I can't hug you.
04:26Yes.
04:28You can go after you hug me.
04:30I'll come to see you every year from now on.
04:33Come on, brother.
04:35Hurry up.
04:36Double-head kick.
04:45I'll do it.
04:46I'll do it.
04:47I'll do it.
04:48I'll do it.
04:49Who dares to be your brother?
04:51Who dares to be your brother?
04:52You bastard.
04:53Apologize to Brother Tan Wei in person.
04:55Kneel down and kneel down.
05:12You shameless man.
05:16Brother 12th.
05:17You're in my hands now.
05:20You are a cultivator.
05:22How is it?
05:23Am I good at acting?
05:24Did I get you?
05:26Can you trap me like this?
05:34Let it go.
05:35Struggling is useless.
05:37If you are willing to answer a few questions,
05:39I can consider letting you go.
05:42Say it.
05:43Who is going to kill me?
05:46Do it.
05:47I won't say it.
05:50In that case,
05:51I won't blame you for my unique skill.
05:54I'm not afraid of you.
05:57Ten-punches.
05:58Invincible kick.
06:00Come on.
06:05Stop it.
06:06I'll say it.
06:07My master sent me to kill you.
06:11Your master?
06:12What's his name?
06:13What does he have to do with me?
06:16How can you know my master's name?
06:20You don't want to say it?
06:22Super back kick.
06:24I can't catch you.
06:25I can't catch you.
06:27My master's name is Wei Chaofeng.
06:30Is my master a crazy woman
06:32who is blind and has long fingernails?
06:35Nonsense.
06:36My master is a pure man.
06:38A pure man.
06:39Why did he want to kill me?
06:40I'm just doing my job.
06:42How can I know?
06:44What are you talking about?
06:46Don't you want to touch me?
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:56It seems that I have to teach you a new skill.
07:04Ten-punches.
07:05Invincible high kick.
07:14I remember.
07:15I remember.
07:16I remember.
07:17A mysterious person came to see my master before.
07:19We chatted in the secret room for a while.
07:21My master came to give me a task.
07:25Who is that mysterious person?
07:26I said it was a mysterious person.
07:27How can I know?
07:29Ten-punches.
07:30Invincible high kick.
07:32I really don't know.
07:34When that person came,
07:36all the fire was in the black cloak.
07:38Even the ten men and ten women couldn't see it.
07:42What?
07:43What's going on with your Plum Blossom Gang?
07:46Our Plum Blossom Gang
07:48is the biggest gang of Mingyue City.
07:51Our master has 13 sons.
07:53Plum Blossom has 13 names.
07:56People in the martial arts world call Plum Blossom 13 Tai Bang.
07:59In general,
08:01Plum Blossom Gang is a gang.
08:04Mei Chaofeng is your father.
08:08Are you afraid?
08:09Let me go.
08:11Our Plum Blossom Gang
08:12won't have a good family.
08:14I'm so afraid.
08:17If you say that,
08:18I dare not let you go.
08:20What should you do?
08:24You liar.
08:25You don't trust me.
08:31Medicine.
08:42I'm going to kill you.
08:45Don't be so dirty.
08:47I advise you to save more energy.
08:50Otherwise,
08:51you won't be able to deal with the black wood.
08:55What do you mean?
08:57Didn't you say that you would let me go after finishing the question?
09:00I can't bear to leave you.
09:01You have escorted me all the way.
09:03Why don't you be a good man to the end?
09:06Why do you have a gun?
09:08What?
09:09If you help me find 20 dog treasures,
09:12I'll pull you up.
09:1420?
09:15Are you crazy?
09:18This evil guy
09:20If you don't use cruel means,
09:22I'm afraid it's hard to change the rules later.
09:32How about this?
09:33If you can help me get a few dog treasures,
09:35I'll pull you up.
09:36I don't believe it.
09:37I've practiced calligraphy.
09:38It's out of the country.
09:39Where can I find a pen for you?
09:44Then you swear.
09:45You can swear.
09:47If you lie to me,
09:48you can't do it.
09:49OK, I swear.
09:51If I lie to you, I can't do it.
09:52OK?
09:53You really can't do it.
09:55If I can't do it, I can be the son-in-law of the Chu family.
09:57OK, I'll trust you again.
09:59I'll trust you again.
10:01It's so easy.
10:03When I go up,
10:05I'm going to cut your mouth off.
10:28Fortunately, these three fingers can still deal with it.
10:31Damn it.
10:33The knife is gone.
10:44Good guy.
10:45You're really thick-skinned.
10:51Where's your uncle?
10:52Let me help you collect the dog treasures.
10:54At least give me the knife.
10:56It's done.
10:57Damn it.
11:14It turns out that their weakness is in the waist.
11:21It stinks.
11:28I found it.
11:29I found it.
11:30This is the fifth one.
11:32Hurry up and pull me up.
11:34It's actually the fifth of the six.
11:36My lucky draw is all on this.
11:38Didn't we agree to pull me up first?
11:41Don't you regret it again?
11:43Get another one.
11:45Get another one and I'll let you come up.
11:52I'm so tired that I can't lift my arms.
11:54You have to let me rest for a while.
11:56Hang in there.
11:58Let's take a break after this fight.
12:02What's this new stuff?
12:04If you don't pull me up,
12:05I'll throw all these dog treasures away.
12:07I'll pull you up, okay?
12:20This black wood is quite difficult to deal with.
12:23It seems that I'm really tired.
12:30This smell is too strong.
12:32I have to find something to get rid of the smell.
12:41Stinky boy.
12:42Go to hell.
12:52I knew you were going to attack me.
13:16You're awake.
13:18Who are you?
13:19What are you doing?
13:22I'm giving you a salute.
13:24You didn't do a good job.
13:26Your gang leader sent you to the palace to work.
13:38Don't be sad.
13:40Drink some water.
13:43This water...
13:49It's so stinky.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53You were unconscious.
13:54I couldn't find water to help you.
13:56So I had to save you.
13:58You bastard.
13:59You started it first.
14:01Besides,
14:02I saved your life just now.
14:03Otherwise, you would be dead now.
14:07No.
14:08It's not true.
14:11I want to comfort you, too.
14:13But...
14:14Don't rush to report it.
14:15I'm still useful.
14:17I have a way to save you.
14:19You know,
14:21this is the healing medicine he gave me.
14:24Give it to me.
14:25As long as you promise me
14:26to help me get 15 Goubao,
14:28I'll give it to you.
14:30I promise you.
14:32Good boy.
14:34I'll give you the medicine.
14:52No.
14:57You bastard.
14:58You'll die a terrible death.
15:11Is he dead?

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