House Rules Full Movie

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House Rules Full Movie
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00:00:00Hey, save me one of those.
00:00:07Good morning.
00:00:09Morning.
00:00:11But lately, my current roommate has been making it difficult for me to do so.
00:00:31Whatever happened to the shirts on in the kitchen rule?
00:00:36That's not a real rule.
00:00:38Yeah, it's house rule number 16.
00:00:41No roommate shall hang around the apartment, topless, or bottomless, or both.
00:00:46But those are your rules.
00:00:48No, they're our rules. We agreed to them before you moved in.
00:00:51No, you wrote them down and asked if I agreed.
00:00:54Then I grunted. Not admissible in a court of law.
00:00:56Well, it's admissible in our kitchen, so shirt on.
00:01:01So, shirt on.
00:01:02Or what?
00:01:03Or, I won't save you any waffles.
00:01:06Why didn't you start with that?
00:01:08Shirt coming, right up.
00:01:11Did I seriously just ask him to cover up that six pack?
00:01:16I mean, Dylan has always been objectively hot.
00:01:20And it's not like I don't appreciate looking at him.
00:01:23Dylan and I have been friends for years,
00:01:26and I swear I've never seen him as anything more than that.
00:01:31Plus, he's a total player, and I know better than to get involved in games.
00:01:38Aw, man!
00:01:40You happy now? This is your fault.
00:01:42Oh, why? Because I made you put on a shirt like a normal person?
00:01:47Don't worry. I get it.
00:01:49You get what?
00:01:50I understand why you have the no shirt on rule.
00:01:53It's too distracting for you otherwise.
00:01:56Looks like we'll be needing a bigger apartment.
00:01:58Your ego needs its own room.
00:02:00You say ego, I say awesomeness.
00:02:04All I know is that it's time for house rule 20.
00:02:06Cook?
00:02:09Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:02:22Sorry.
00:02:25I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:02:30I know he's joking, but my whole body just blushed.
00:02:33Um, yeah. No, no.
00:02:36You know, one of these days I'm gonna say yes just to freak you out.
00:02:43What on earth? Is he serious?
00:02:47Yeah, that's a joke.
00:02:55What happened back there?
00:02:57Was he joking?
00:02:59What were you thinking?
00:03:01Nope.
00:03:03He's calling Emma?
00:03:05Remember his last words?
00:03:07Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:26Just what I needed to calm down.
00:03:31Oh no.
00:03:32My bathrobe isn't here.
00:03:34A major violation of house rule number 8.
00:03:36Robes, not towels, after showers.
00:03:39What do I do?
00:03:40Okay, uh, I just have to get to my bedroom before Dylan sees me.
00:03:56He must still be in the kitchen washing dishes.
00:04:05Oh!
00:04:06I hate my life.
00:04:26Holy mother of...
00:04:36Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
00:04:38I was just grabbing my robe, you know? House rule number 8.
00:04:41Do you want me to put the waffles in the freezer?
00:04:43No, no, don't worry about it. I'll do it.
00:04:47I can't believe Dylan just saw me naked.
00:04:49I wonder if he liked it.
00:04:51Wait, why do I care if he liked it?
00:04:55Oh God, who am I kidding?
00:04:57My heart races whenever Dylan walks into a room with or without a shirt.
00:05:08Why is he looking at me like that?
00:05:20Where are the leftover waffles?
00:05:22In the freezer.
00:05:23House rule number 22, remember? You cooked, so I clean.
00:05:26House rule number 22, remember? You cooked, so I clean.
00:05:31Well, I never stopped you from cleaning.
00:05:33You just didn't know where the waffles went, so I needed to show you because...
00:05:36Emma.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38I have a question about your house rules.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I think it's time we go over some of them together.
00:05:45What's the point in doing that? You ignore most of them anyway.
00:05:48But you don't ignore them.
00:05:49So what are you getting at?
00:05:51House rule number 19.
00:05:54Roommate shall never date?
00:05:56Yeah, that one.
00:05:57I think it's time I had more input on the house rules.
00:05:59And my first action as co-rulemaker would be to delete house rule number 19 from the list.
00:06:05So what are you trying to say, Dylan?
00:06:09I think you know, Emma.
00:06:10Well, rule number 19 is there for a reason.
00:06:13What reason?
00:06:14I mean, if anything were to happen between us, it wouldn't last.
00:06:19And how would we live together after that?
00:06:21Why wouldn't it last?
00:06:22Wait, let me guess.
00:06:23You think I'm a player?
00:06:26Let's just say that ego of yours is well-fed.
00:06:33What if I told you that the reason I go on all these dates was because I'm trying to find someone?
00:06:37Anyone who would compare to the girl I was really into.
00:06:40No one could ever compare to her.
00:06:42What are you saying?
00:06:44Emma, I secretly love your house rules.
00:06:47Not only is it adorable to watch you try to keep me in line,
00:06:51but the rules are just so...
00:06:53you.
00:06:55What, strict and uptight?
00:06:57Thoughtful and clever.
00:06:59And you're funny when you don't even know it.
00:07:01But most important, your house rules makes this apartment...
00:07:06home.
00:07:08All these years, we've been right in front of each other, but the rules have kept us apart.
00:07:13I'd like to propose a new house rule.
00:07:15Yeah?
00:07:16What's that?
00:07:17The secret kiss rule.
00:07:19Roommates are allowed to kiss just once to see if their feelings are reciprocated.
00:07:25The risk of a...
00:07:26abolishing house rule number 19?
00:07:30I'm worried about the future.
00:07:32Of course.
00:07:33I am too.
00:07:35But this thing between us feels powerful.
00:07:38Feels real.
00:07:40So I think...
00:07:41you should try.
00:07:43So I think...
00:07:44you should try.
00:07:59Thank you for casting the phone.
00:08:01My phone?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:03Your vote to abolish house rule number 19.
00:08:06I don't think...
00:08:07Hey, no!
00:08:09I'm not...
00:08:10I'm not taking it back.
00:08:11I'm just saying that...
00:08:12my kiss doesn't necessarily count.
00:08:17I'm just getting over it.
00:08:20I guess in the end, it's the rules that brought us together.
00:08:25Dylan, De La Rosa...
00:08:28I vote that...
00:08:29we risk it all...
00:08:30for us.
00:08:33Alright then.
00:08:34It's official.
00:08:36New rule.
00:08:37No more house rule number 19.
00:08:42And who am I to argue with the rules?
00:08:55I can't believe you're making me do this.
00:08:58You better believe I'm getting you back good next time.
00:09:01Seeing you dance will be worth it.
00:09:04Get moving!
00:09:07Come on!
00:09:08Woo!
00:09:09Come on!
00:09:10Woo!
00:09:11Shake that ass!
00:09:32Woo-hoo!
00:09:33Get it, Dylan!
00:09:35You like that?
00:09:37Mm-hmm.
00:09:38And, um...
00:09:39I think we should dance together when I get home.
00:09:42Oh, yeah?
00:09:44Why?
00:09:46Hey, jerk!
00:09:48You dance like a d-bag!
00:09:49Stop or I'll call the cops!
00:09:50Sorry, Mrs. Davenport!
00:09:55Okay, that was amazing!
00:09:58If by amazing you mean humiliating...
00:10:00Yes, it was.
00:10:02You asked for a dare...
00:10:03you get a dare!
00:10:04I know I said this already, but, uh...
00:10:09I seriously wish I was home right now...
00:10:11with you.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13So you can yell at me for drinking out of the carton?
00:10:15No.
00:10:16So we can spend Valentine's together.
00:10:19I know, baby.
00:10:20We'll be together soon.
00:10:22So...
00:10:23truth or dare?
00:10:26You have to ask...
00:10:28truth.
00:10:30Okay.
00:10:31Do you remember the first time we kissed?
00:10:37Of course.
00:10:39Was that the first time you wanted to kiss me?
00:10:43No.
00:10:45So when?
00:10:46Was it when we first got together?
00:10:49No.
00:10:50Not that, either.
00:10:53It was during that snowstorm we had a few years ago.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:58It was during that snowstorm we had a few years back.
00:11:01I was so sick, and...
00:11:04you had a date with, uh...
00:11:07with Jenna Stevens from chemistry.
00:11:11Ah, Jenna.
00:11:12Anyway...
00:11:14you cancelled it just to keep me company.
00:11:18I felt so feverish, but...
00:11:20we didn't have a thermometer...
00:11:22and you told me how in your family...
00:11:25if someone says they're burning up...
00:11:27you kiss them on the forehead to check.
00:11:30Lips are sensitive.
00:11:32It's better than using the back of your hand on someone's forehead.
00:11:34I told you it was a stupid idea that I could get you sick.
00:11:38But I did it anyway.
00:11:39Yeah, and...
00:11:41all I wanted to do was...
00:11:43tilt my head back and...
00:11:45press my lips to yours.
00:11:49But I was also scared.
00:11:52I was scared, too.
00:11:53But I'm glad I thought about the forehead kiss.
00:11:56Even though...
00:11:57I ended up getting sick anyway.
00:11:59See? You should have listened to me.
00:12:02Oh, uh, hold on a sec.
00:12:10Oh my gosh!
00:12:14Dylan!
00:12:16This is so sweet!
00:12:18You like them?
00:12:19They're beautiful!
00:12:22What are they?
00:12:23They're flowers.
00:12:24They grow out of the ground.
00:12:26Shut up. You know what I mean.
00:12:28They're called the Queen Emma Lily.
00:12:31That's why they're so beautiful and delicate...
00:12:33and unique...
00:12:35and sensitive.
00:12:36I told you to shut up.
00:12:38You know what you're doing to me.
00:12:40You know what you're doing to me.
00:12:42I know, and I wish I could help you out with that.
00:12:45I love them.
00:12:47No one's ever bought me flowers before.
00:12:51And what's this?
00:12:53Is this my mysterious gift you were talking about?
00:12:56Uh, that's for later.
00:12:59You're seriously too much.
00:13:01I never knew you were the type of guy to send flowers.
00:13:04Hey, I'm not just a chiseled bod.
00:13:07I've been known to be romantic.
00:13:12To whom?
00:13:13To whom?
00:13:14Marsha. That's her mom.
00:13:16Marsha?
00:13:18Wait.
00:13:20Marsha Mason?
00:13:22You slept with my co-worker?
00:13:24Haven't we discussed this?
00:13:26No.
00:13:28I introduced you to her at my office party...
00:13:31and you both acted like you didn't know each other.
00:13:34That was so long ago, I don't even remember.
00:13:37So you don't remember if you slept with her?
00:13:41Emma.
00:13:42I dare you to tell me.
00:13:43Did you have sex with Marsha?
00:13:45Emma.
00:13:46Emma.
00:13:47I dare you to tell me.
00:13:48Did you have sex with Marsha?
00:13:50We got together way before you and I ever hooked up.
00:13:53Just tell me.
00:13:54Fine.
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:56We did.
00:13:57Once.
00:13:58Well, maybe a few times.
00:14:00But it was all in one night, so...
00:14:02Silver lining?
00:14:06How many people do I know that you've slept with?
00:14:08Jenna Stephens?
00:14:09Don't ask me that.
00:14:10Gross!
00:14:11My sister?
00:14:13Come on, no.
00:14:14Mrs. Davenport?
00:14:15Ew!
00:14:16She's old enough to be my grandmother.
00:14:18Well, seems like you're not too discerning.
00:14:20Emma, come on.
00:14:22You know what?
00:14:23Try not to f*** anybody else until I'm ready to talk to you again.
00:14:26Wha...
00:14:45I'm sorry, babe.
00:15:04Marsha, it was so long ago.
00:15:07I told you, back then I had this hole in my heart.
00:15:09And I looked everywhere to find something to fill it.
00:15:13It meant nothing.
00:15:15It was painful, because I should have been with you.
00:15:18Well, now you are.
00:15:21So we're okay?
00:15:23I shouldn't have gotten so mad.
00:15:25No, I shouldn't have brought it up.
00:15:27It was stupid.
00:15:29Yeah, it was pretty stupid.
00:15:31Well, we do have a game to finish.
00:15:35Dylan, I'm not really in the mood.
00:15:37Just play along, please.
00:15:39Okay, fine.
00:15:41Fine.
00:15:42Truth or dare?
00:15:43Truth.
00:15:44Wow.
00:15:45Really?
00:15:46Really.
00:15:47Okay.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Tell me about one of those lover secrets.
00:15:54Tell me about one of those lover secrets.
00:15:57Okay, here's a secret.
00:15:59I love you.
00:16:01Like, really, really love.
00:16:04Like, I can't breathe kind of love.
00:16:08This Valentine, what I really want to give you is my heart.
00:16:17What? Too sappy?
00:16:19No, it's just...
00:16:22Thank you.
00:16:23I wanted to tell you so bad, but I was nervous.
00:16:26I love you, Dylan.
00:16:28You know what?
00:16:30This Valentine's Day hasn't been so bad after all.
00:16:33Yeah, even though we're apart, it's been a pretty good day.
00:16:38I miss you.
00:16:39I miss you, babe.
00:16:41Are you ready to open your present?
00:16:43Yes.
00:16:49Ooh.
00:16:52Bubble bath and candle?
00:16:56Ooh, me likes, me likes.
00:16:59Thank you.
00:17:00You're welcome, beautiful.
00:17:03You feeling dirty?
00:17:05Dirty?
00:17:14This is exactly what I needed.
00:17:17Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
00:17:20Best Valentine's Day ever.
00:17:23Now, show me something.
00:17:28Emma!
00:17:29Emma, what happened?
00:17:32Look what I found in a drawer in Dylan's room!
00:17:37I never took you for a thong, girl.
00:17:39I'm not! These aren't mine!
00:17:42So why would they be in Dylan's room?
00:17:44Amanda!
00:17:46Okay, um, let's not jump to any conclusions.
00:17:52Why were you looking in his room?
00:17:55I wasn't looking around. I was just doing laundry.
00:17:59You do his laundry?
00:18:00We do each other's laundry, Amanda.
00:18:03We take turns doing stuff around the house.
00:18:05That's what a...
00:18:07That's what a relationship is.
00:18:10I guess that's why I avoid them.
00:18:13Are you sure they're not yours?
00:18:15Amanda, I was at my parents' house all last week.
00:18:18I mean, he clearly had someone over.
00:18:21Someone who wears sexier panties than me!
00:18:25Okay, I said no, jumping to conclusions,
00:18:28and please, never say the word panties again.
00:18:31Amanda, what other explanation could there possibly be?
00:18:34Maybe they're from, like, an old fling from, like, a while back.
00:18:39Maybe they're from, like, an old fling from, like, a while back.
00:18:44And then he just stuffed them in a drawer, out of sight, out of mind.
00:18:48That doesn't make sense.
00:18:50Why not just throw them out?
00:18:52Unless...unless he's still into her!
00:18:56I really don't think so.
00:18:58I mean, he just told you he loved you. That's serious, E.
00:19:02Maybe that was just his guilt talking.
00:19:04Nuh-uh, nuh-uh. I'm not about to let you wallow in this pity party
00:19:08until we have some actual proof that something's up.
00:19:11But how?
00:19:13You say he's gonna be gone a while?
00:19:15I mean, I guess.
00:19:18Then it's time to investigate, girl!
00:19:20There might be some actual evidence in there.
00:19:23You mean, snoop around in his stuff?
00:19:25Some people might call it snooping,
00:19:27but I like to call it searching for the truth.
00:19:31...
00:19:35...
00:19:37...
00:19:41...
00:19:45Oh! Eww!
00:19:48Eww!
00:19:50Ugh.
00:19:52New health rule? Don't be gross!
00:19:54Bleh.
00:19:56What are you even looking for down there?
00:19:58I mean, it's not like women still write their numbers.
00:20:00still write their numbers on like notes and napkins call me XOXO. That's so old school.
00:20:07I just want to check but I don't know there's nothing maybe it is just a thong from some old
00:20:14flame maybe but you have separate bathrooms for someone who's such a neat freak you're an expert
00:20:37at wrecking shit it's a strawberry flavored condom he's cheating on me with a stripper
00:20:51well maybe he bought it for you you know to spice things up a little
00:20:55flavored condoms can be fun no no no we don't use condoms
00:21:00I hung a pill this is more evidence right I mean I guess but go you with the raw dog
00:21:09he didn't even try to hide it he just left it in plain sight it was in his private bathroom
00:21:15cabinet behind his deodorant where anyone could see it sorry what's the paper it was wrapped in
00:21:27it's a note glad you could use my services call me when she's away again XOXO Brittany
00:21:37and there's a phone number here oh shit people still actually write notes and he kept it
00:21:44boy I'm gonna kill him well you won't have to do it alone I'm coming over
00:21:50Amanda I why would he do this I don't know but no matter what you're gonna be okay I don't know
00:22:03I have to call Dylan and tell him about what I found
00:22:08you want me to come over I was serious you know maybe yeah talking to Dylan go south I'm
00:22:17gonna need a girl's night and someone to help me throw all this shit out into the street
00:22:23is that part of the house rules cheaters will be forcibly removed from the premises
00:22:30we're gonna add it well just let me know I'm here for you
00:22:37and if he is cheating screw him or don't or screw him good one last time and then
00:22:45kick him to the curb he is really hot I will or I won't bye bye girl good luck
00:23:03hey babe so I went ahead and got us tacos
00:23:08I know it's not Tuesday but
00:23:11hey what's wrong look I know my room's a mess Dylan I found a guess what I booked that commercial
00:23:22great I found a song so what do you say you and I celebrate tonight and uh
00:23:31are you serious right now bro are you serious I'm sorry man I didn't know
00:23:38I didn't know why don't you take your eyes out of your ass so you can see where you're going next
00:23:41time man I'm so sorry yeah you saw me what am I supposed to do now baby you just ruined my pies
00:23:51black pies matter bro what am I gonna do now what am I gonna do now I don't know but whatever you
00:23:57need I'll pay for it I'm sorry like no no no don't touch my slices man go somewhere do your pilates
00:24:03do what you do what do you need you want me to pay for anything no no just go man just go look
00:24:08pretty somewhere else man thanks just go ahead Abercrombie and Fitch that was quick everything
00:24:16okay no I didn't even get it out why just he just just stuff happened okay just don't push me okay
00:24:26okay I'm sorry Amanda it's not you it's just I don't ever want to see him again
00:24:36well you won't have to I'm gonna be leaving my place soon he won't come near you or that
00:24:41apartment thanks hey I know you really love him I do I really thought he was different we all did
00:24:50he got us all fooled but I'm about to leave soon don't do anything stupid okay don't do anything
00:24:57stupid okay
00:25:04so
00:25:15hi are you the casting director no I'm Emma Dylan's girlfriend well soon to be ex-girlfriend
00:25:25who's Dylan
00:25:26oh right that Dylan
00:25:35ex huh so sorry to hear you guys broke up oh don't give me that bullshit you left your disgusting
00:25:44thong here and a note I wanted Dylan to have something to remember me by
00:25:50oh I can't believe this can you blame me Dylan's hot well I thought he was more than just hot
00:25:59I thought he was a really great guy and I thought what we had was special
00:26:04I can't believe he just threw it all away to cheat with you wait you think he cheated
00:26:12uh yeah the thong the note the condom ready to go
00:26:20plus you just admitted it no I admit I left my panties don't say panties and your strawberry
00:26:28flavored condom and the strawberry flavored condom it was my last one I was really trying
00:26:34to impress him so you left a condom here but you didn't my boyfriend no unfortunately so why'd you
00:26:44leave a condom so he would know I was DTF but you know safe about it that's probably the sluttiest
00:26:52thing I've ever heard what are you like an escort or something excuse me no I'm not who the hell do
00:26:59you think you are well I don't get it you your note says glad you can use my services
00:27:06look chill out I run a cleaning service Dylan hired me to clean your apartment while you were
00:27:12away because you know he's kind of lazy and he was trying to impress you but you were gone and he was cute so he got my noo
00:27:24he was cute so I gave him my noo but he turned me down which I know shucker not used to getting
00:27:32rejected so he took this off he figured he might change his mind and give me a phone so I'm losing
00:27:40I didn't like it even though he said it would just ruin it and you're like oh
00:27:46you know there are a lot of people who give you a lot of money
00:27:51there are other underwear you know like cheapy or thong or never ask for it again
00:27:57so he never called you because he never asked for it and you swear you're telling the truth
00:28:06yes in fact all the people who give you a lot of money
00:28:09you know they're just like my housemates
00:28:11people who have money are not stupid
00:28:13they don't waste money
00:28:15they think they're more important than money
00:28:17that's why they give me underwear
00:28:19and my friends and family
00:28:21we hang out
00:28:23we eat together
00:28:25we fight
00:28:27but those are just friends
00:28:29oh my god
00:28:37sorry babe that was a mess
00:28:41I think we should probably order in tonight
00:28:43and do some laundry
00:28:45my shirt is pretty much ruined
00:28:47who says you need a shirt
00:28:49well what a lady wants
00:28:51a lady gets
00:28:53oh and what were you saying about a thong
00:28:55oh um
00:28:57I was just thinking
00:28:59about wearing one for you
00:29:01I thought you might be
00:29:03tired of granny panties
00:29:05frisky
00:29:07who says you need any underwear at all
00:29:09Dylan
00:29:11what a man can dream can't he
00:29:13maybe I'll get lucky
00:29:15with you every day is lucky
00:29:17aww babe
00:29:19you must be having a nice day
00:29:21yep it's been great
00:29:23well I'm almost home
00:29:25so your day's about to get even better
00:29:29what's wrong
00:29:35why is Amanda in front of our building
00:29:37is she with a baseball bat
00:29:39oh
00:29:41uh you should run
00:29:43Dylan
00:29:45yeah you should get out of there
00:29:47I just have a couple questions for you
00:29:49you know come here
00:29:51let's have a chat Dylan
00:29:53Dylan where are you going
00:29:55I don't have time for you sir
00:29:57not with my best friend
00:29:59are you kidding me
00:30:01ok so
00:30:03what do you think
00:30:05what do you think
00:30:07no that is not appropriate
00:30:09for a job interview
00:30:11what if I
00:30:13wore a cardigan with it
00:30:15man
00:30:17you shot down
00:30:19every outfit I own
00:30:21I'm just being honest with you
00:30:23maybe too honest
00:30:25what's that supposed to mean
00:30:27ever since I applied for this job
00:30:29you've been trashing it
00:30:31I'm just being real with you
00:30:33being resistant to the CEO
00:30:35of Vanguard models
00:30:37this could be huge
00:30:39and you're not being supportive
00:30:41me telling you the truth is being supportive
00:30:43you hated Vanguard so much
00:30:45why did you work for them
00:30:47it was a good gig
00:30:49and they treated the talent, me
00:30:51like royalty
00:30:53but they treated the staff like shit
00:30:55I don't want you lumped in with everyone else
00:30:57oh so I'm everyone else
00:30:59my job isn't as important
00:31:01like one of your model friends
00:31:03that is not what I meant
00:31:05that is not what I meant
00:31:07uh huh sure
00:31:11what about this one
00:31:15last time I wore this
00:31:17you said I look stunning
00:31:19yeah but
00:31:21it's just too
00:31:23professional, flattering, perfectly
00:31:25appropriate for an interview
00:31:27look if you don't want my opinion
00:31:29I'm from Nashville
00:31:31oh I know what this is about
00:31:33oh yeah what's that
00:31:35you're jealous of Chris Monroe
00:31:37I am not
00:31:39he was voted one of Style Magazine's
00:31:41most eligible bachelors
00:31:43two, his modeling company
00:31:45is one of the most followed accounts on
00:31:47Insta, he's one of the youngest
00:31:49richest CEOs in the country
00:31:51and if I get hired
00:31:53I'm going to be spending
00:31:55all day, every day
00:31:57with him
00:31:59so um yeah I'd say you're probably
00:32:01pretty jealous
00:32:03that guy's a class A douche nozzle
00:32:05a what?
00:32:07I'm secure in our relationship
00:32:09never worry about you falling for that guy
00:32:11so then what's your issue
00:32:13so then what's your issue
00:32:15my issue
00:32:17is that you're not chasing your dreams
00:32:19I want you to be happy
00:32:21no one lands their dream job in their twenties
00:32:23I need experience first
00:32:25you have tons of experience
00:32:27we met on set remember
00:32:29you were interning for that ad agency
00:32:31you were modeling that dumb speedo
00:32:33more like super hot speedo
00:32:35and I kept catching you sneaking off to the craft services table
00:32:37my point is
00:32:39you have tons of experience
00:32:41you just need to put yourself out there
00:32:43when we first met
00:32:45you told me you wanted to start your own agency
00:32:47I still do
00:32:49okay so what's holding you back
00:32:51it's not that easy
00:32:53of course it is
00:32:55you're smart, well connected
00:32:57and you have an incredibly gorgeous boyfriend
00:32:59cheering you on
00:33:01what are you so scared of
00:33:03okay
00:33:05what about this one
00:33:07still no
00:33:09are you seriously
00:33:11policing my clothes right now
00:33:13I can look out for myself thanks
00:33:15I know you can
00:33:17but do you really want to work for someone like that
00:33:19seriously ask him
00:33:21how many assistants left
00:33:23it's a tough industry not everyone can hack it
00:33:25listen I can be home in 20 minutes
00:33:27skip the interview
00:33:29and we'll come up with plans
00:33:31for you to start your own agency
00:33:33will you just stop please
00:33:35Emma I know you're scared
00:33:37Dylan you don't know anything
00:33:39you don't know what it's like
00:33:41all you do is just stand in front of the camera
00:33:43and look hot
00:33:45well some of us have to actually work for a living
00:33:47I gotta go
00:33:49I would say wish me luck
00:33:51but I know you wouldn't mean it
00:33:53Emma
00:33:55I gotta go
00:34:05I take it you're Emma
00:34:07Chris Monroe
00:34:09hi Chris
00:34:11it's great to see you Emma
00:34:13is now still a good time to chat
00:34:15definitely I've been looking forward to this
00:34:17all week
00:34:19alright great well uh
00:34:21let's get started then
00:34:23so I was impressed with your resume
00:34:25looks like you've worked for almost every major agency
00:34:27in the city
00:34:29yes I've seen it all
00:34:31the good and the bad
00:34:35well let's focus on the good shall we
00:34:37and why don't you start by telling me
00:34:39about your most memorable experience in the industry
00:34:41well as you saw on my resume
00:34:43I used to work for Perception
00:34:45ooh
00:34:47last year we booked
00:34:49a major holiday shoot
00:34:51and the client wanted to go for
00:34:53your typical aesthetic
00:34:55really tall thin women
00:34:57and lean muscular men
00:34:59but I suggested we take
00:35:01a different approach
00:35:03I wanted to go for a more
00:35:05diverse array of models
00:35:07you know really push for
00:35:09representation
00:35:11it was something that Perception had never done
00:35:13before and well
00:35:15they went for it
00:35:17it was a super successful
00:35:19campaign and it shows that
00:35:21you can be inclusive and still be
00:35:23profitable
00:35:25well I'll tell you what Emma
00:35:27I like your spirit
00:35:29wow
00:35:31thank you that means so much coming
00:35:33from you
00:35:35Vanguard is so impressive
00:35:37I agree I'd even say we're the best
00:35:39well
00:35:41there's no such thing
00:35:45there's always room for
00:35:47improvement
00:35:49top companies can always strive to be better
00:35:51even Vanguard
00:35:53oh and um
00:35:55what would you do better
00:35:57well
00:35:59I did notice that
00:36:01there's not a whole lot of
00:36:03diversity
00:36:05wow you really like that word huh
00:36:07diversity
00:36:09I noticed that there's not
00:36:11a whole lot of it on your social media
00:36:13in particular
00:36:15think of all the work you can do with plus size models
00:36:17and
00:36:19models of different gender
00:36:21identities
00:36:23let me stop you right there Emma
00:36:25Vanguard is the best because we stick with what
00:36:27works conventional models
00:36:29conventional looks
00:36:31you have the opportunity to
00:36:33change the world with your platform
00:36:35right we're not trying to change the world
00:36:37we're trying to make money
00:36:39and we're pretty darn good at it
00:36:41plus we donate plenty of that money to charity
00:36:43so the SJWs don't cancel us on social media
00:36:45I'm not
00:36:47talking about charity
00:36:49I'm talking about
00:36:51making a systemic difference
00:36:53you know shifting the paradigm
00:36:55so we're clear
00:36:57as my assistant it won't be your job
00:36:59to make a systemic difference
00:37:01it'll be your job to keep me happy
00:37:03you book my flights
00:37:05you keep me on schedule
00:37:07accompany me to social events
00:37:09I understand
00:37:11alright good
00:37:13now just one last thing
00:37:15could you stand up for me
00:37:17what
00:37:19we have a certain standard here at Vanguard
00:37:21my assistant needs to
00:37:23have the whole package
00:37:25and so far it looks like you do
00:37:27I need to get a better sense of your
00:37:29your assets
00:37:35okay look let's not beat around the bush
00:37:37here you're an incredibly attractive woman
00:37:39I'm a pretty good looking guy myself
00:37:41we'll be working very closely
00:37:43together and I just want to make sure that
00:37:45you know
00:37:47I'm no longer interested in this position
00:37:49or any position with you
00:37:51for that matter
00:37:53excuse me
00:37:55you know what f*** you
00:37:57excuse me
00:37:59you know what f*** you
00:38:05f***
00:38:19hey babe that was quick
00:38:23everything go okay
00:38:25I mean you're like beyond qualified for the job
00:38:27I hung up on him
00:38:29you did what
00:38:31I hung up on Chris Monroe
00:38:33you were right
00:38:35that guy was such a
00:38:37what you call him
00:38:39right
00:38:41that
00:38:43he completely shit all over my
00:38:45ideas for inclusivity
00:38:47and then
00:38:49he was such a creep
00:38:51he told me to stand up so he could check out my assets
00:38:53I'm gonna kick his ass
00:38:55no need
00:38:57I already hung up on him
00:38:59oh my god
00:39:01I hung up on him
00:39:03oh my god
00:39:05I hung up on Chris Monroe
00:39:07I can't believe I did that
00:39:09that was so stupid
00:39:11oh my god
00:39:13I hung up on Chris Monroe
00:39:15I can't believe I did that
00:39:17that was so stupid
00:39:19I'm so freaking proud of you babe
00:39:21what
00:39:23you stood up for what you believe in
00:39:25and you put that asshole in his place
00:39:27man I wish I could have seen the look on his face
00:39:29I hung up on him
00:39:31pretty sure it's never happened to him before
00:39:33he was like
00:39:39oh man
00:39:41maybe I should have been more professional about it
00:39:43you know what
00:39:45no regrets
00:39:47I could never work for a douche nozzle like that
00:39:49there you go
00:39:51that's my girl
00:39:53guess you wanna say I told you so
00:39:55for what
00:39:57you did nothing wrong
00:39:59he's the a-hole
00:40:01you wanna know a secret
00:40:03I may have been a teeny tiny bit jealous
00:40:05of Chris Monroe
00:40:09have you seen that man with his shirt off
00:40:11I don't need to see pictures
00:40:13I have my own eye candy at home
00:40:17eye candy huh
00:40:19okay okay
00:40:21don't let it get to your head
00:40:23too late
00:40:25what if we skip dinner and go straight to dessert
00:40:27another chance for you to see a model
00:40:29eat way too many donuts
00:40:33or
00:40:35I can brainstorm some ideas
00:40:37for dessert
00:40:39for my modeling agency
00:40:41you're right
00:40:43I think it's time that I start chasing my dreams
00:40:45now I've never been more
00:40:47attracted to you
00:40:49I love you Dylan
00:40:51I love you
00:40:53Emma
00:40:55speaking of attraction
00:40:57don't take off that dress just yet
00:41:05come on let's see it
00:41:07here it goes
00:41:11Emma's gonna have a heart attack
00:41:13good thing he does a lot of cardio
00:41:15it's a surprise for his 6 month anniversary
00:41:17when we were just friends
00:41:19and his dates would come over
00:41:21they'd go all out
00:41:23one girl even showed up in a trench coat
00:41:25stop obsessing over his past
00:41:27I know
00:41:29it's just hard for me not to compare myself
00:41:31Dylan has been with
00:41:33a lot of women
00:41:35hot
00:41:37and sexy
00:41:39adventurous women
00:41:41I wanna be hot sexy and adventurous too
00:41:43you are
00:41:45well in your own way
00:41:47he's gonna love it
00:41:49trust me
00:41:53what's up
00:41:55Dylan just texted and said he has to work late
00:41:57damn bummer
00:41:59I wonder if he even remembers it's our anniversary
00:42:01this sucks
00:42:03I had such big plans for us tonight
00:42:05why don't you video chat him
00:42:07and show him what he's missing
00:42:09wait
00:42:11you really think I should
00:42:13once he gets a glimpse of that outfit
00:42:15he'll get any work done
00:42:17and that's exactly what a hot
00:42:19sexy adventurous girlfriend would do
00:42:21damn right it is
00:42:23but are you sure I look okay
00:42:25like do I look tempting
00:42:27yes oh my god yes
00:42:29yes you do
00:42:31more tempting than trench coat girl
00:42:33forget trench coat girl
00:42:35now go
00:42:37seduce your man
00:42:45you
00:42:49perfect
00:42:51awesome
00:42:53yes
00:42:55tense and beautiful
00:42:57love it
00:42:59beautiful
00:43:01love it
00:43:07this is great
00:43:09this is what we want right here
00:43:11don't change
00:43:15okay
00:43:23hi sexy
00:43:25hey
00:43:27what's wrong
00:43:29sorry babe I was just expecting a call
00:43:31from someone else
00:43:33oh
00:43:35still here just handling payroll paperwork
00:43:37paperwork
00:43:39you're a model
00:43:41I still gotta get paid babe
00:43:43I got things to do
00:43:45I know something you can do
00:43:47me
00:43:49like do me
00:43:51as in like
00:43:53never mind it's sounding funny in my head
00:43:55oh okay
00:43:57well I have something
00:43:59special for us tonight
00:44:01you want a little preview
00:44:05I'm um
00:44:07very much looking forward to
00:44:09spending some quality time
00:44:11tonight with you
00:44:15what's the costume for
00:44:17you going to a comic book convention
00:44:19it's not a costume it's
00:44:21lingerie
00:44:23oh it's nice
00:44:27nice
00:44:31really nice
00:44:33you know what forget it
00:44:35but you hate lingerie
00:44:37would you call that thong we saw at the store
00:44:39yeah
00:44:41you said you didn't need floss up your butt to feel sexy
00:44:43well I don't but
00:44:45I don't know
00:44:47I just thought it would be fun you know
00:44:49to try something different
00:44:51well it definitely is different
00:44:53especially for you
00:44:55hey listen babe
00:44:57I have to finish this and get out of here
00:44:59okay fine go bye
00:45:01bye
00:45:03good job
00:45:05looking really good people
00:45:09that was a quickie
00:45:11nothing happened
00:45:13pretty much ignored me and then laughed at me
00:45:15what
00:45:17he called my outfit a costume
00:45:19I'm pretty sure he insinuated I was a comic book nerd
00:45:21that shows what he knows
00:45:23you're actually a teen lit nerd
00:45:25I'm so bad at this
00:45:27stop
00:45:29you're just as hot sexy and
00:45:31whatever else is all those other girls
00:45:33so you know what you're gonna do
00:45:35raid the fridge and draw my feelings in Ben and Jerry's
00:45:37you're gonna prove it
00:45:39and when Dylan comes home and sees you waiting all dolled up
00:45:41I really get his attention
00:45:43I really get his attention
00:45:45how
00:45:47what would hot sexy and
00:45:49adventurous Emma do
00:46:03okay
00:46:05I've always wanted to try these
00:46:07I'm impressed
00:46:09should I keep
00:46:11the leopard print on or
00:46:13take it off and go for the cold hard
00:46:15steel
00:46:17the real question here is
00:46:19where are you going to hide the key on your body
00:46:21so you can find it
00:46:23that's the beautiful thing about
00:46:25these handcuffs
00:46:27they are breakaway
00:46:29so when it gets all hot
00:46:31and steamy all I have to do
00:46:33is free myself
00:46:35and jump Dylan's bones
00:46:37I don't think I like
00:46:39the dirty you
00:46:41never felt sexier
00:46:49too much
00:46:51maybe just a little too much
00:47:03hey
00:47:17hey stud
00:47:19on your way home yet
00:47:21sorry babe I'm just getting out of the studio right now
00:47:23took longer than I thought
00:47:25well hurry home
00:47:27that surprise I have for you is
00:47:29all warmed up
00:47:31babe I need to make one stop it's important
00:47:33oh so is this
00:47:37oh yeah what's that
00:47:39can't tell you that yet
00:47:41it's under
00:47:43lock
00:47:47and key
00:47:51handcuffs really
00:47:53what's gotten into you Emma you're not acting like
00:47:55yourself so what you just don't
00:47:57think I'm hot no I'm
00:47:59or sexy or
00:48:01adventurous what
00:48:03you know what fine
00:48:05this is the last time I ever
00:48:07try to impress you why don't you just
00:48:09get back together with trench coat
00:48:11girl who
00:48:13I'm done what
00:48:15I'm done what
00:48:17Emma
00:48:29oh
00:48:37okay
00:48:43shit
00:48:51I
00:48:53hate my life
00:48:59look
00:49:01Emma needs you to come home
00:49:03she handcuffed herself to the bedpost and got stuck
00:49:05um okay
00:49:07and why are you telling me this and not her
00:49:09because she's not talking to you
00:49:11um okay
00:49:13and why are you telling me this and not her
00:49:15because she's not talking to you
00:49:17seriously
00:49:19yeah I mean you
00:49:21made her feel really crappy today I mean first
00:49:23you forget your six month anniversary
00:49:25wait hold up I know
00:49:27I know a six month anniversary may
00:49:29seem stupid but it's
00:49:31Emma we're talking about here
00:49:33I mean all she wants is to be wanted
00:49:35by you I mean she went and bought
00:49:37a corset
00:49:39stockings a garter and
00:49:41you didn't even notice
00:49:43she even got some handcuffs to spice
00:49:45things up in the bedroom a little bit
00:49:47why would Emma think she needs to spice things up
00:49:49because she wants to be just as
00:49:51hot sexy and adventurous
00:49:53as all your other exes I mean her words
00:49:55not mine
00:49:57that's ridiculous she means more to me than
00:49:59all the other girls combined
00:50:01then show her that
00:50:03I'm trying
00:50:19did you tell Dylan to hurry up
00:50:21because these handcuffs
00:50:23these handcuffs are
00:50:25super uncomfortable and
00:50:27this corset is super tight
00:50:29why don't you tell him yourself
00:50:31did you tell Dylan to hurry up
00:50:33because
00:50:35these handcuffs are super
00:50:37uncomfortable and
00:50:39this corset is super tight
00:50:41why don't you tell him yourself
00:50:43told you I'm not
00:50:45incredibly sexy
00:50:47the hottest girlfriend around
00:50:49more than I could ever deserve
00:50:53look
00:50:55I know you don't want to talk to me
00:50:57but I just want to say I'm sorry
00:50:59I'm sorry for being distracted
00:51:01I'm sorry for being the dumbest
00:51:03boyfriend on earth I don't deserve
00:51:05you
00:51:07but I'm not sorry for forgetting our anniversary
00:51:09because I didn't
00:51:13Dylan's house
00:51:15rules for Emma? I'm not an artist
00:51:17but that's why it took me so long
00:51:19read the
00:51:21first rule always be yourself
00:51:23because the way you are
00:51:25is perfect
00:51:27I can't believe you made this
00:51:29that's not all I was so distracted
00:51:31because I was worried I wouldn't get out of the photo
00:51:33shoot in time in order for me to pick up
00:51:35this little anniversary gift I got a few weeks ago
00:51:37in order for me to pick up this little anniversary
00:51:39gift I got a few weeks ago
00:51:45looks like you already got a new bracelet
00:51:47Emma
00:51:51I love you because you're you
00:51:53I don't want any other girls
00:51:55I don't care if you wear a trench coat
00:51:57or handcuff yourself to a bed
00:52:01actually I prefer if you didn't you could hurt yourself
00:52:03yeah because I'm
00:52:05klutzy awkward and silly
00:52:07sure but you're also hot
00:52:09and can you show me what you're wearing a little better
00:52:13you're so beautiful
00:52:15Emma if you want to be more adventurous
00:52:17I'm totally into it
00:52:19but only if it's because it's what you want to do
00:52:21yeah
00:52:23it is
00:52:25good no more comparing yourself
00:52:27to old girlfriends this is the first
00:52:29six months of our entire lives
00:52:31and I can't wait to spend my future with you
00:52:33me too
00:52:35you're amazing
00:52:37we're amazing together
00:52:39oh
00:52:41okay well
00:52:43first things first
00:52:45get your butt home
00:52:47and get me out of these handcuffs
00:52:49I have to pee
00:52:53how's the party prep going
00:52:55good I think nachos are in the oven
00:52:57everything's decorated
00:52:59Dylan's been working so hard lately
00:53:01and I just wanted him to let loose
00:53:03and really enjoy his birthday
00:53:05stop worrying and go put some clothes on
00:53:07well that's actually why I called you
00:53:09Dylan loves when I wear this dress I got in Cabo
00:53:11but
00:53:13I just feel so bloated
00:53:15can you let me know if it looks okay
00:53:17a fashion show I'm in
00:53:25what do you think
00:53:27you look amazing as usual
00:53:29are you sure
00:53:31I don't know it just feels tight
00:53:33are you sure you want to wear white
00:53:35why wouldn't I
00:53:37because you have your period
00:53:39okay one it's creepy that you know that
00:53:41I'm your best friend
00:53:43it's my job to keep track of your cycle
00:53:45and two
00:53:47you're wrong I don't have my period
00:53:49well you should
00:53:51I mean it's the fifth and you get your period on the third
00:53:53of every month just like me
00:53:55oh my god
00:53:57you're right
00:53:59and are you okay
00:54:03I'm late
00:54:05I'm late
00:54:07I'm like days
00:54:09late
00:54:11okay well let's not freak out here
00:54:13this isn't normal for me
00:54:15oh
00:54:17my god
00:54:19I'm
00:54:21no don't say it
00:54:23I'm pregnant
00:54:25what am I gonna do
00:54:27I can't have a baby
00:54:29I don't know the first thing about raising a kid
00:54:31oh god
00:54:33that's why the dress is tight
00:54:35it's not bloat it's baby
00:54:37Emma Renee Arnaz
00:54:41you wouldn't have a baby bump already
00:54:43now stop acting crazy
00:54:45and breathe
00:54:47good
00:54:49now
00:54:51are you having any other symptoms
00:54:53no I mean
00:54:55I'm kinda crampy and
00:54:57I'm super on edge
00:54:59but that doesn't really tell us anything
00:55:01it tells us that I'm pregnant
00:55:03pregnant
00:55:05oh my god and what am I gonna tell Dylan
00:55:07ha ha ha happy birthday you're gonna be a dad
00:55:09he always wanted to be a dad
00:55:11you know you both want a family
00:55:13someday not now
00:55:15not now
00:55:17we're in our twenties we're supposed to
00:55:19let loose and have fun
00:55:21and oh my god he's been
00:55:23so stressed lately and
00:55:25now I'm gonna ruin his birthday
00:55:27oh my god
00:55:29not just his birthday
00:55:31his life
00:55:33I mean you could be
00:55:35worrying over nothing
00:55:37you need to take a test
00:55:39oh no no no no
00:55:41what if someone sees me at the drugstore
00:55:43then the rumor mill will turn
00:55:45and then they'll spread the news all over town
00:55:47and then everyone will know that I'm pregnant
00:55:49and then they'll be shamed and
00:55:51disowned
00:55:53Emma you live in New York City not Walnut Grove
00:55:57go to the store
00:55:59and if you're so worried about someone seeing you
00:56:01then go to one that's further away
00:56:03no I don't have time
00:56:05I need to finish baking the cake
00:56:07and hanging the decorations
00:56:09and this is more important
00:56:11but Dylan will understand
00:56:15ok
00:56:17I'll call you when I get the test
00:56:19duh
00:56:25how's your birthday going
00:56:27so far so good babe
00:56:29what are you doing out and about
00:56:31oh just uh
00:56:33working on a surprise
00:56:35I love surprises
00:56:37you might not love this one
00:56:39what's in the bag
00:56:41let me guess
00:56:43house rule number 32
00:56:45no cheeto dust in the apartment
00:56:47you're surprising me by letting me break the rules for my birthday
00:56:49nope I'm surprising you with a baby
00:56:51what
00:56:53I mean a food baby
00:56:55with how delicious all the food at your party is going to be
00:56:57oh sweet
00:56:59can't wait
00:57:01so what do you want to name our food baby
00:57:03Dylan Junior
00:57:05we are not naming our baby Dylan Junior
00:57:07you ok
00:57:09you look a little
00:57:11what bloated
00:57:13testy fat
00:57:15stressed
00:57:17sorry
00:57:19don't be sorry babe
00:57:21I don't want you to kill yourself over this party
00:57:23which is why
00:57:25I'm heading to the liquor store on my lunch break
00:57:27to pick up some libations for this evening
00:57:29so what would it be ladies choice
00:57:31uh
00:57:33I choose water
00:57:35what
00:57:37yeah I've just been feeling really like
00:57:39dehydrated lately
00:57:41I think I'll just
00:57:43stick with good old H2O
00:57:45come on babe
00:57:47it's my birthday
00:57:49we're only young once
00:57:51starting a family
00:57:53I have to go Dylan
00:57:55Emma why did I say something wrong
00:57:57no
00:57:59I just meant someday
00:58:01like we're not ready for kids yet
00:58:03you know what
00:58:05you're breaking up
00:58:07I have to go I'll talk to you later
00:58:09Emma can you hear me
00:58:11bye Dylan
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00:59:19that's what the test is for
00:59:21music
00:59:23plus even if you are pregnant
00:59:25it doesn't mean you can't follow your dreams
00:59:27you just have to do it with baby in tow
00:59:29it's gonna ruin everything
00:59:31and Dylan
00:59:33loves you
00:59:35yeah me not me plus a kid
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00:59:45Okay, I think I'm ready to be a mom shut up to pee
00:59:52I'm not peeing with you watching
00:59:54Really lame after everything we've been through call you back when I have the results fine
01:00:02Good luck or break a leg. I mean, what do you really say in this situation? I'm not sure
01:00:08Whatever happens I'm here for you. Oh
01:00:11Oh and M. Yeah, if you are pregnant cannot be the guy mom
01:00:24Okay
01:00:26picture a waterfall
01:00:30Flowing into a deep lagoon
01:00:34Picture a waterfall
01:00:38Flowing into a deep lagoon
01:00:41Are
01:00:56You lying on the floor
01:00:59Yeah, it's a new form of yoga
01:01:02You hate yoga. You always say I look stupid in child's pose
01:01:05Emma what's wrong and don't say nothing
01:01:17Dave the parties at our house. You can't be late. No, I mean my period my period is late. Oh
01:01:26So, what does that mean exactly what does that mean exactly
01:01:32I
01:01:34Mean nothing or
01:01:41I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened and I wasn't buying you Cheetos earlier. I
01:01:48was buying this I
01:01:51Don't know what it says yet
01:01:54And I think it's time to look and um, I'm so sorry for ruining your birthday
01:01:59I'm like, I really really wanted today to be perfect. You've just been so good to me
01:02:06Emma just calm down
01:02:22Emma Renee Arnaz, you're going to make yourself sick. You need to breathe
01:02:29See
01:02:32Everything's gonna be okay
01:02:37Because no matter what that test says we're going to figure it out together
01:02:43Because no matter what that test says we're going to figure it out together
01:02:50You don't know that
01:02:52Having a baby is hard. No matter what age you are. What's your job is you and me we can't get through anything
01:03:00I
01:03:02Love you Dylan, I love you, babe
01:03:08Now go look at that test
01:03:23Oh
01:03:25Oh
01:03:27My god, I'm not pregnant. Oh my god. Yeah
01:03:37That would have been one hell of a birthday present, I mean something always wanted just a few years too early
01:03:46Of course with you and of course I mean it with all my heart
01:03:56Have to go let me guess Amanda's already named our baby pretty much
01:04:02Get ready, babe, because the party is back
01:04:06Are you still having water tonight? No way
01:04:09I need you to get back into that store and buy me the biggest bottle of wine. They have you got it, babe. Oh
01:04:17Oh and Dylan. Yeah
01:04:20Happy birthday