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00:00:00Hey, I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
00:00:03Uh...
00:00:04Take two.
00:00:05To celebrate your birthday
00:00:06and the Chippettes leaving to guest judge American Idol,
00:00:08we thought we'd throw you a small...
00:00:10Hold on! That's the DJs!
00:00:11Wait, DJs?
00:00:12Okay, fine.
00:00:13So it might be a medium-sized get-together.
00:00:16Alvin, did you hire someone to build a path pipe in the backyard?
00:00:19Of course not!
00:00:20The party planner did.
00:00:21You hired a party planner?
00:00:22No, he did not hire a party planner.
00:00:24Oh, thank goodness.
00:00:25For a minute there, I...
00:00:26I am an event planner.
00:00:27Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
00:00:29Dave, it's all good.
00:00:31It's just us.
00:00:32Nothing too crazy.
00:00:33Theodore, you hit the press button!
00:00:35Oops. Um...
00:00:36Hi.
00:00:37So, the guest judge got a little out of hand.
00:00:40A little?
00:00:41Dave, I had nothing to do with this.
00:00:42Happy birthday, Dave!
00:00:44Woo-hoo!
00:00:45Redfoo is here?
00:00:46Yeah, he is, because I got him here.
00:00:47Me and Redfoo
00:00:48have a little band called Lethal Fighters.
00:00:50What?
00:00:51Well, there's no way to sugarcoat it, Dave.
00:00:53The cops are here, and they're having a blast!
00:00:55Happy birthday, Dave!
00:00:56This is wonderful, my blues!
00:00:57This party is the least we can do for you, Dave.
00:00:59Yeah, giving up songwriting to produce,
00:01:01buying a new house.
00:01:02We know you've done all of this for us.
00:01:04We love you, Dave!
00:01:05Let's make this the night of a lifetime
00:01:08Happy birthday, Gwen!
00:01:09Happy birthday!
00:01:10You can't tell me this isn't the right time
00:01:13Daddy, daddy, daddy, get me to the party
00:01:16I got 40 cheese pizzas here for, uh, Theodore.
00:01:18Woo-hoo!
00:01:19Hey, give me a hug.
00:01:20I need to be on the floor
00:01:22Woo!
00:01:23Hey, Redfoo,
00:01:24get ready to rock this party with a little party dance!
00:01:26Oh, you like the classic,
00:01:27but I got a new one for you.
00:01:29Juicy Wiggles!
00:01:31This is not your band.
00:01:34Ooh, it's cool.
00:01:37I walked into the party
00:01:39I've seen some I never saw
00:01:42Everybody was moving, grooving, girls
00:01:45They were dancing on the bar
00:01:48Now this wasn't no ordinary dance
00:01:50Hey, man, why is everybody swimming in a trance?
00:01:53I couldn't figure it out
00:01:54Like it real, all real
00:01:56I asked them what they doing
00:01:57And they said
00:01:58Juicy Wiggles!
00:02:00Move your hips and dance like fish
00:02:04Get juicy
00:02:07Get juicy
00:02:09Yeah, get juicy
00:02:13Ah, get juicy
00:02:15Ah, get juicy
00:02:16Ah, get juicy
00:02:18Get juicy
00:02:19Two girls are shaking it
00:02:20I jumped in the middle
00:02:21I asked them what they doing
00:02:23And they said
00:02:24Juicy Wiggles!
00:02:27Get juicy
00:02:29Oh, yeah, I'm in!
00:02:30Show me what you got there!
00:02:33Get juicy
00:02:36Get juicy
00:02:39Get juicy
00:02:41He's so smooth
00:02:42Get juicy
00:02:48Now I done just lost my mind
00:02:50Is that feet?
00:02:51No, it is absolutely not.
00:02:52It is absolutely not.
00:02:58Um, excuse me, young lady
00:02:59The launch ramp is closed.
00:03:00Hey, Simon's gonna go!
00:03:02No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not going.
00:03:03I was just explaining that this is really...
00:03:09That was awesome!
00:03:10I'm definitely going again.
00:03:12Oh, really?
00:03:18Everything works!
00:03:19Thank you!
00:03:20Thank you!
00:03:21Alvin!
00:03:22Alvin!
00:03:23Alvin!
00:03:24Alvin!
00:03:25Alvin!
00:03:27Um, surprise?
00:03:29Woo-hoo!
00:03:31Uh-oh
00:03:32Oh, boy
00:03:34Uh, if anyone needs us
00:03:35We'll just be across the country
00:03:38Over there, come on
00:03:39Party's over
00:03:40Oh, thank you
00:03:41Yeah, that's mine
00:03:42Oh, you had to grab one last one
00:03:43Yeah
00:03:44Okay, enjoy that, yeah
00:03:46Were you surprised?
00:03:47No, I wasn't surprised
00:03:48And you wanna know why?
00:03:49Because hashtag Dave's Party
00:03:50Was trending on Twitter
00:03:51Nice!
00:03:53I mean, sorry
00:03:54Look, I know my work schedule is tough
00:03:55But I thought you guys were old enough
00:03:56To take care of yourselves
00:03:57But I guess you're not
00:03:58Mature enough for that
00:03:59That's insulting
00:04:00We are very mature
00:04:02Sorry, pizza toots
00:04:04Look, I'm trying to start
00:04:05A new chapter in my life
00:04:06A more stable chapter
00:04:07Where you guys aren't performing
00:04:08In a different city every night
00:04:09But we love to perform
00:04:11Look, you can go back to that
00:04:12Just not now, okay?
00:04:13I want you guys to have a few years
00:04:14Of being normal kids
00:04:15But we're not normal kids, Dave
00:04:17Yeah, we're multi-platinum
00:04:18Singing chipmunks
00:04:19Oops
00:04:20Well, right now
00:04:21You're acting like a bunch of animals
00:04:22Who just threw a giant house party
00:04:23Without my permission
00:04:25Does this mean
00:04:26No miniature golf tomorrow?
00:04:27It should
00:04:28And normally it would
00:04:29But you're gonna give us
00:04:30One last chance, right?
00:04:31I think he means
00:04:32Our 158th last chance
00:04:34Look, selfishly
00:04:35I wanna spend as much time
00:04:36With you guys as I can
00:04:37Before I have to go to
00:04:38Ashley's album release in Miami
00:04:39Woohoo!
00:04:40We're going to Miami!
00:04:45Theodore!
00:04:46Get our Speedos!
00:04:47No Speedos
00:04:48I'm going to Miami
00:04:49I only got a plus one
00:04:50So it wouldn't be fair
00:04:51To pick favorites
00:04:52Shh!
00:04:53We both know
00:04:54I'm your favorite
00:04:55Calvin
00:04:56Tied for favorites?
00:04:57You don't even have
00:04:58To say with who
00:04:59Going once for Theodore
00:05:00Twice for Simon
00:05:01Got it!
00:05:02No favorites!
00:05:1035 degrees
00:05:11Mountain west
00:05:12Tail up
00:05:1310 degrees down
00:05:14Shoulders up
00:05:15Shoulders down
00:05:16Tail in
00:05:17Tail out
00:05:18Well, we're young, Simon
00:05:19Not too late
00:05:20Not too late, Simon
00:05:21Any day now
00:05:22And my concentration is broken
00:05:23Now I have to start all over
00:05:24Oh, great
00:05:25Let's start this charade again
00:05:26Come on
00:05:27This isn't the PGA tour, Simon
00:05:28Exactly
00:05:29But this is what it's all about
00:05:30Just four dudes
00:05:31Playing some golf
00:05:32Actually, that reminds me
00:05:33I invited a friend to join us
00:05:34Ooh!
00:05:35Is this the famous Samantha
00:05:36We've been hearing so much about?
00:05:37It is
00:05:38David!
00:05:39David!
00:05:40David!
00:05:41David!
00:05:42David!
00:05:43David!
00:05:44David!
00:05:45Hey, I've always thought
00:05:46That you were serious
00:05:47So I thought an introduction
00:05:48Would be nice
00:05:49You must really like
00:05:50This girl, Dave
00:05:51I do and I hope you guys
00:05:52Do too
00:05:53Yeah, any girlfriend of yours
00:05:54Is a girlfriend of ours
00:05:55That sounded way less weird
00:05:56In my head
00:05:57You think?
00:05:58She's here
00:05:59How do I look?
00:06:00Well, you know
00:06:01Looks
00:06:02Alan, this is no time
00:06:03For honesty
00:06:04You look great, Dave
00:06:05That sweater
00:06:06Makes you look
00:06:07Like a cozy grandpa
00:06:08Thanks, Theodore
00:06:09Ok, where was I?
00:06:10Shoulders up
00:06:11Shoulders down
00:06:12Oh, brother
00:06:13Hit the ball already
00:06:14Oh, look at it soar!
00:06:16Come on, guys!
00:06:17Wow! Awesome!
00:06:19Look at that!
00:06:20Look at all the balls!
00:06:22They're moving right!
00:06:23Woo-hoo!
00:06:24Yeah!
00:06:25Hurry, people!
00:06:26I'm going as fast as I can!
00:06:28I wish I was extra accurate!
00:06:30Come on, guys!
00:06:31Oh, wait! Oh, my God!
00:06:32There's a hole in it!
00:06:33No!
00:06:34Whoa!
00:06:35Excuse me, that's my brother's ball.
00:06:37Oh, uh, this ball?
00:06:38No, no, this is my ball.
00:06:39What? I just hit that beautiful shot.
00:06:41Tell you what, let's compromise,
00:06:42and we'll call it no one's ball.
00:06:44Hey!
00:06:45I'm warning you.
00:06:46You mess with one of us,
00:06:47you mess with all of us.
00:06:48Yeah!
00:06:49Oh, I'm terrified.
00:06:50Ah!
00:06:51O-o-ouch!
00:06:52Wait!
00:06:53What are you going to do?
00:06:54We will continue this conversation
00:06:55when I'm back.
00:06:56Whoa!
00:06:57This is it. It's your turn.
00:06:58Oh, yeah.
00:06:59Whatever!
00:07:00I don't even need that ball.
00:07:01Si's right.
00:07:02You're not worth it!
00:07:03Yeah!
00:07:04Oh, Dave, thank goodness.
00:07:05Hey, Dave.
00:07:06Hey, guys.
00:07:07This is Samantha.
00:07:08Sam, these are my boys.
00:07:09Hi.
00:07:10Hi.
00:07:11This is my biggest heart.
00:07:12Hi.
00:07:13Ooh, we've heard a lot about you.
00:07:14Enchante.
00:07:15I can tell that you're trouble.
00:07:16If by trouble you mean irresistible,
00:07:17then guilty as charged.
00:07:18Alvin, of course.
00:07:19And there's Simon.
00:07:20So, you're a doctor?
00:07:21I am.
00:07:22Did Dave mention that?
00:07:23No, you're wearing a stethoscope.
00:07:24Yes, I am.
00:07:25It's embarrassing.
00:07:26Would it be okay if I tried it?
00:07:27Yeah, knock yourself out.
00:07:28Oh, thank you.
00:07:29Heart rate is smooth and steady,
00:07:30400 BPM.
00:07:31So, it's beating.
00:07:32Of course it's beating.
00:07:33It's starting to beat.
00:07:34It's beating.
00:07:35It's beating.
00:07:36It's beating.
00:07:37It's beating.
00:07:38It's beating.
00:07:39It's beating.
00:07:40It's beating.
00:07:41It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
00:07:42Oh, and this is my son, Miles.
00:07:43Son?
00:07:44Oh, no.
00:07:45You guys have a lot in common.
00:07:46Miles is also a musician.
00:07:47Yeah, I've heard you're pretty good.
00:07:48Thanks, Mr. Seville.
00:07:49Oh, brother.
00:07:50We thought this was the perfect place for you guys
00:07:51to get to know each other better.
00:07:52Yes, so behave, okay?
00:07:54And Theo, get down from there.
00:07:55I'll get him.
00:07:56So, back to our conversation.
00:07:59No hard feelings, huh?
00:08:01Hey, you guys having fun?
00:08:03Yeah, just getting some cotton candy.
00:08:04All right.
00:08:05This is not my idea of fun.
00:08:10Theo?
00:08:11Theo?
00:08:12Alden, where did Theo go?
00:08:13I don't know.
00:08:14I haven't seen him since the last call.
00:08:15What do you think?
00:08:1620 bucks seems like a lot of money for a chipmunk.
00:08:17He's a talking chipmunk.
00:08:18Go on, plump and juicy.
00:08:19Say something.
00:08:20Um, I also think...
00:08:21Ooh.
00:08:22Ooh.
00:08:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:24This is what it feels like to wander off.
00:08:25I don't know.
00:08:26Why don't you check the river?
00:08:27Chip shot.
00:08:28Oh, no!
00:08:29Alden, I found him.
00:08:30Get us back on track.
00:08:31Get us back on track.
00:08:32Get us back on track.
00:08:33Get us back on track.
00:08:34Get us back on track.
00:08:35Get us back on track.
00:08:37Alden, I found him.
00:08:38Get us back our brother.
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:40I just paid 20 bucks for him.
00:08:41He's not for sale.
00:08:42I want 40.
00:08:43What?
00:08:44He's a talking chipmunk.
00:08:45I also think...
00:08:46Theo, you're not helping.
00:08:47I like big butts and a head not mine.
00:08:49You other brothers can't be mine.
00:08:50When a girl walks in with her cutie-cutie face
00:08:52And a round thing in your face, you get...
00:08:54Oh, you wanna pull off the top
00:08:55So you know it's that butt with the...
00:08:56Fine.
00:08:58I hope you're happy, Theodore.
00:08:59That was all of our allowance.
00:09:00Sorry.
00:09:01I was born to perform.
00:09:02Great news, fellas.
00:09:03You get to hang with Miles all day.
00:09:04And the hits just keep on coming.
00:09:06Sam got a page from the hospital,
00:09:07So I'm gonna take you four to the studio with me.
00:09:09All right, be good.
00:09:10Don't forget your stethoscope.
00:09:12Oh, yeah.
00:09:13Keep it.
00:09:14Thanks.
00:09:15Break a leg.
00:09:16That doesn't really apply to doctors, Dave.
00:09:18Right.
00:09:19Good luck.
00:09:20You kind of hope your heart surgeon doesn't need luck.
00:09:22Have fun.
00:09:24Nailed it.
00:09:25Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
00:09:30Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
00:09:34What is paparazzi?
00:09:36I guess they heard we were coming.
00:09:38Hey, guys.
00:09:39Ah, it is good to see you.
00:09:41Can we get one more from this side?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:43Guys, they aren't here for you.
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Hey, that's you.
00:09:46That's you.
00:09:47Oh, my love, let me be your flower
00:09:48We're a thousand miles up and I'm about to get higher
00:09:50Feel my heart beating out my chest
00:09:52You're the only prayer I need to make me feel blessing
00:09:55And, oh, my love, let me be your flower
00:09:57We're a thousand miles up and I'm about to get higher
00:10:00Feel my heart beating out my chest
00:10:01Hey, what the heck?
00:10:02Oh, yuck.
00:10:03Nice smiles.
00:10:05Hello.
00:10:06Hello.
00:10:07Hello.
00:10:08What's going on down here?
00:10:09Hey, wait a minute.
00:10:10Excuse me.
00:10:11First, can you guys apologize for trampling my friends?
00:10:14Aw, sorry about that, guys.
00:10:16Thank you, Ashley.
00:10:17Sure.
00:10:18It's great.
00:10:19When are you going back on tour?
00:10:20It's great.
00:10:22Oh, you know, I think it's a push.
00:10:24Oh, yeah, you know, of course.
00:10:26Whoa.
00:10:29Looks like Mr. Macho isn't as cool as he thinks he is.
00:10:36Oh, man.
00:10:37I didn't realize how boring it is to be on this side of the glass.
00:10:40Yeah, why aren't you guys in there?
00:10:42I thought you were, like, super famous or something.
00:10:44One day, you're throwing back pink lemonades on Diddy's yacht in San Tropez.
00:10:48Ooh, jackpot.
00:10:49You're eating stale chips you find in the couch.
00:10:51Oh, I miss it.
00:10:53Theodore, couch chips are for telling only.
00:10:55Aw.
00:10:56Really, Barry?
00:10:57All right, you can keep it.
00:10:58Just don't tell anyone, okay?
00:11:00Ooh, yum.
00:11:03We did it.
00:11:04We successfully introduced our kids to each other.
00:11:06And then you performed open-heart surgery.
00:11:08Please, after being a single mom and a med student, I could do this in my sleep.
00:11:11And I wore my stethoscope out again, didn't I?
00:11:13I thought it was cute.
00:11:14And I like people to know I'm dating a doctor.
00:11:18All right, I guess my life is a little more hectic than I'd like to admit.
00:11:21I get it.
00:11:22So, I have to ask.
00:11:23The boys, are they, like, your adopted kids, or how does that work?
00:11:27I don't know, I never really thought about it.
00:11:31What?
00:11:33They're lucky to have you.
00:11:37Crazy idea.
00:11:38Have you ever been to Miami?
00:11:42This is American Idol.
00:11:45I'm sorry to have to do this.
00:11:47But you are going to Hollywood.
00:11:50I've always wanted to see that.
00:11:52Why do they get to move out and do all this cool stuff?
00:11:54Uh, well, Alvin, girls are scientifically proven to mature faster than boys.
00:11:58Oh, whatever.
00:11:59Hey, guys.
00:12:00Hey.
00:12:01Sorry I'm late, I had to pick up a few things on the way home.
00:12:03No worries.
00:12:04We've just been ruminating on why we still live at home.
00:12:06So, what'd you guys think of Samantha?
00:12:07Oh, she's awesome.
00:12:08We loved her.
00:12:09Ooh, leftovers.
00:12:15I can taste it.
00:12:16Yummy.
00:12:17Oh, I can't eat this.
00:12:19Whoa, that is a serious engagement ring.
00:12:22Wait a second, that means Abe is going to ask Samantha to marry him.
00:12:25Hold on, we don't know that.
00:12:27They've only been together a few months, so you're probably overreacting.
00:12:30But what if it's true?
00:12:31Uh-oh, here it comes.
00:12:33Act casual.
00:12:36What are you guys doing?
00:12:38Uh, yoga.
00:12:39Downward monk.
00:12:40Well, it's great to hear that you guys like Samantha because she's going to become a big part of my life.
00:12:44Oh, and good news, my plus one isn't going to waste.
00:12:47She is coming to Miami with me.
00:12:51I'm standing right here.
00:12:52I can hear what he's saying.
00:13:01I've always wanted a mom.
00:13:03Guys, if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles our brother.
00:13:11Okay, deep breaths here, in and out.
00:13:13It's going to be okay.
00:13:14What are we going to do?
00:13:17Guys, it's time.
00:13:18Operation ring retrieval is a go.
00:13:20No ring, no proposal.
00:13:22No proposal, no Miles.
00:13:23Theo, fall in line, soldier.
00:13:25Oh, brother.
00:13:34Alvin, are we doing a charade?
00:13:37Oh, cool.
00:13:38Do you work?
00:13:40First down?
00:13:42Two syllables.
00:13:43Sounds like you've seen a movie?
00:13:44A song?
00:13:45First word?
00:13:46Angry?
00:13:47Get over here.
00:13:48Still no idea what you're saying.
00:13:49Theodore, you keep an eye on Dave.
00:13:50Simon and I will get the ring.
00:13:58There you are.
00:13:59Alvin, grab this.
00:14:07Let's do this.
00:14:10Yes.
00:14:11The bag's gone.
00:14:12No.
00:14:13You mean that bag over there?
00:14:14And I'm back to yes.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:16And right back to no.
00:14:17Abort, abort.
00:14:18Let's go.
00:14:22Guys?
00:14:23What are you doing in here?
00:14:24Uh, well, we, uh, just wanted to spend as much time as possible with you before you left for Miami.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31All right.
00:14:32I'll make breakfast.
00:14:33Woo-hoo.
00:14:34I love breakfast.
00:14:36Okay, guys.
00:14:37Miss Price from next door.
00:14:38She's going to peek in on you.
00:14:39Make sure you're all right.
00:14:40What?
00:14:41She's nuts.
00:14:42We should be the ones checking in on her.
00:14:43Well, after that big party you guys threw, I don't feel very comfortable with you guys
00:14:44staying here unsupervised.
00:14:45You got it?
00:14:46All right.
00:14:47I'll see you guys later.
00:14:48Bye.
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00:15:25Bye.
00:15:26Bye.
00:15:27That must be Samantha and Miles.
00:15:28Miles?
00:15:29Yeah, he's going to stay with you guys for a few days.
00:15:30So you don't feel comfortable leaving us alone, but you're okay leaving us with that psychopath?
00:15:31No, he's a great kid.
00:15:32It'll be fun.
00:15:33I actually don't speak Spanish.
00:15:34He said that it's very generous of you to open your home.
00:15:37Yo tambien hablo espanol.
00:15:38Y no engañas a nadie con su rutina del muchacho bueno.
00:15:40En realidad, los engaño a todos.
00:15:42Nunca se amanarian.
00:15:43Te voy a convertirte en mi serviente personal.
00:15:46All right, I guess this is it.
00:15:47Have a great weekend, guys and boys.
00:15:49Try to show me you can handle some independence, okay?
00:15:51All right, bye, sweetie. Be good.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:53All right, here we go.
00:15:55I can feel the bonding happening already.
00:15:57We're going to be doing tons of bonding.
00:16:00Where's the super glue?
00:16:02We're not going to take it anymore.
00:16:05If we're going to make this work, we need to talk.
00:16:07Feels like it's working, but it's good talk.
00:16:09You can't shut us out forever.
00:16:11He means emotionally,
00:16:12but I want to focus on the physically shutting us out of our own home part.
00:16:15I have to pee.
00:16:16You guys are so naive.
00:16:17Trust me, this thing with Dave and my mom is temporary.
00:16:19If by temporary you mean till death do they part,
00:16:21then yeah, totally temporary.
00:16:23What are you talking about?
00:16:24He's talking about marriage, Miles.
00:16:25Wedding bells.
00:16:26Dave likes it, and he's going to put a ring on it.
00:16:30A bag of tissue.
00:16:31What?
00:16:32Scandalous.
00:16:33It's gone.
00:16:34He must have packed the ring last night before bed.
00:16:36He's going to propose to Samantha in Miami.
00:16:38So you think we're all going to become one big happy family?
00:16:40No one said happy.
00:16:41No offense to your mom.
00:16:42She actually seems quite wonderful.
00:16:43Yeah, it's you we're not thrilled about.
00:16:45Well, the feeling's mutual.
00:16:46And you guys can keep Dave, too.
00:16:47My dad died when I was little, and I've done just fine without him.
00:16:50Oh, I'm sorry, Miles.
00:16:52Don't be. I didn't know.
00:16:53And if Dave and my mom do get married, they'll want to have their own kids.
00:16:56And we're not even Dave's real sons.
00:16:57We're just a bunch of chipmunks that he calls his kids.
00:16:59Before you guys know it, you'll be back out in the forest,
00:17:01holding your nuts all winter.
00:17:03Hey, first of all, that's what swirls do.
00:17:05We are chipmunks.
00:17:06Um, Alvin, chipmunks do that, too.
00:17:08And the fact that I didn't know that is exactly why we cannot end up back in the forest.
00:17:12But Dave wouldn't do that to us.
00:17:14He already has.
00:17:15Why do you think you guys are here and my mom's in Miami?
00:17:17Me and all the monks.
00:17:18I don't want Miles to be right any more than you do,
00:17:21but it all kind of lines up.
00:17:22New job, new house, new girlfriend, new family.
00:17:25I don't want to go back to the forest.
00:17:27And I am definitely not going to end up related to that guy.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:32Huh, nice form.
00:17:33Here's the deal, Miles.
00:17:34We all go to Miami to stop this proposal,
00:17:36and then we never have to see each other again.
00:17:38Ah, man.
00:17:39Can't get your chipmunks out of my life fast enough.
00:17:41That's the smartest thing you've said since we met you.
00:17:44Are you sure there's enough money in your piggy bank?
00:17:46Guys, it's a credit card.
00:17:47We get four tickets.
00:17:48Stop worrying.
00:17:49Hello, boys.
00:17:50Hey, hey, guys.
00:17:51I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on you,
00:17:52so I think I'll use...
00:17:54this one.
00:18:00How are we going to get to Miami if she's going to be watching us?
00:18:02Guys, I have a plan.
00:18:05The four words society fears most.
00:18:08Can't believe that worked.
00:18:09It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.
00:18:15That's really messed up.
00:18:17Respect.
00:18:18Thank you.
00:18:19Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks.
00:18:20They're squirrels.
00:18:21Beggars can't be choosers.
00:18:22Besides, once we put them in the shirts from the Alvin, Simon, and Theodore dolls,
00:18:25Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference.
00:18:28Yeah, let's do it.
00:18:29Oh, I get to change me.
00:18:34Can't believe I maxed out my mom's entire card in just one ticket.
00:18:36We're fine.
00:18:37Just skip the plan.
00:18:38I'm starting to think I should go through Cardo with Theo.
00:18:40Shh.
00:18:41Be silent.
00:18:42Be still.
00:18:44How?
00:18:45Easy.
00:18:46Watch the zipper.
00:18:47Who knows what you're carrying in this thing?
00:18:52Hey!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Hey!
00:18:57He's on to her.
00:19:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:03What's that?
00:19:04That is a stuffed Alvin doll.
00:19:07You know, from that lame singing chipmunks group.
00:19:10Um, yeah.
00:19:12I'm gonna need to see what's in that backpack, please.
00:19:13Oh, no.
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:17Um, just a doll.
00:19:18Jackie was just a doll.
00:19:20This is Alvin.
00:19:21That's what the A is for.
00:19:23He does a lot of bending.
00:19:24Back up.
00:19:26He does splits.
00:19:28He can twist.
00:19:30Like Linda Blair, almost.
00:19:33You can use it as a weight loss device.
00:19:36I can feel the sweat.
00:19:38And it even talks.
00:19:40It says, I'm a dumb stupid head.
00:19:46Sorry, the batteries might be...
00:19:47Sorry, the batteries might be a bit low.
00:19:49Ow!
00:19:50I'm a dumb stupid head!
00:19:52Sorry.
00:19:54And it bites.
00:19:55I think that was just a design flaw.
00:19:56There's probably a recall.
00:19:58You can put the doll back in the bag.
00:20:01What I am gonna need is for you to take a step right over there,
00:20:04because we're gonna need to do a quick body search.
00:20:07Body search?
00:20:08Body search!
00:20:10Good luck, Simon.
00:20:15Oh, my God.
00:20:17We're gonna hide.
00:20:19Relax.
00:20:20Put your arms out.
00:20:21They're out.
00:20:26I don't want to go to jail.
00:20:27I don't want to go to jail.
00:20:36That's not mine.
00:20:37You're just holding it for a friend.
00:20:39No, not that.
00:20:46I don't get paid enough.
00:20:47Get out of here.
00:20:49Real smooth, Simon.
00:20:50I'm sorry.
00:20:51I just... I got so nervous.
00:20:52You are lucky I don't flush the both of you down the toilet.
00:20:54Well, I'm glad we sent Theodore to baggage.
00:20:55He never would have made it through security.
00:20:58Oh, hi, everyone.
00:21:00Cold in here, isn't it?
00:21:07Psst, Miles.
00:21:08Will you ask the flight attendant for some peanuts?
00:21:09We're hungry.
00:21:10Yeah, I too would love a water.
00:21:11But no ice.
00:21:12It's supposed to be filthy.
00:21:13Ooh, which reminds me.
00:21:14Germs, germs, go away.
00:21:15Don't come back any other day, appreciate it.
00:21:16And stay out of sight.
00:21:17Easy.
00:21:18It smells in here.
00:21:19If you're not going to feed us,
00:21:20I'm going to forage.
00:21:21Not a great idea, Alvin.
00:21:22We're not legitimate passengers.
00:21:26Oops.
00:21:27Sorry.
00:21:29Oh, I didn't mean to startle you.
00:21:30Not startled?
00:21:32Since you're...
00:21:33You're you.
00:21:34I am me.
00:21:35And, you know, if you have a pen,
00:21:37I'm always happy to sign an autograph for a fan.
00:21:40I'm not a fan.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Okay.
00:21:46Well, um, I'll be seeing you.
00:21:48Excuse me.
00:21:49Pardon me.
00:21:50Coming through.
00:21:51Now, where in this tin can can I get some snacks?
00:22:02Oh, baby.
00:22:08Hi, I'm Theodore.
00:22:09Shh.
00:22:10Inside, boys.
00:22:13Please stop.
00:22:14You're going to make the other animals nervous.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:21I'll let you out,
00:22:22but you have to promise to go back in before we land.
00:22:26Got it.
00:22:27There you go.
00:22:28Oh, thank you, friend.
00:22:34Hey!
00:22:35Um, please, everyone relax.
00:22:37Um, Mr. Monkey?
00:22:39Wait!
00:22:40Don't do that.
00:22:41No!
00:22:42I asked you to stop!
00:22:43Hey!
00:22:44Please!
00:22:45I'm begging you, okay?
00:22:54What?
00:22:55You've never seen a chipmunk in first class before?
00:22:56Actually, I recently flew next to the chipmunks,
00:22:58and they were ladies.
00:22:59Hey, don't judge me.
00:23:00I saw pink flamingos.
00:23:02Excuse me.
00:23:03May I see your boarding pass?
00:23:04Yeah, well, funny thing about that.
00:23:06Bye-bye!
00:23:10Get back!
00:23:13Someone! Run!
00:23:14Where?
00:23:15I don't know!
00:23:16Come on!
00:23:18Freeze!
00:23:19Air Marshal, don't move.
00:23:23Can we move now?
00:23:24This is a very hard pose to hold.
00:23:28What's that?
00:23:30Oh, this can't be good.
00:23:38Everybody calm down.
00:23:39Just a monkey, all right?
00:23:43Oh!
00:23:44Someone save me!
00:23:45I'm drowning!
00:23:47Over here, Josh!
00:23:50Oh, my God!
00:23:51Okay, now they're the goons.
00:23:55Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
00:23:57We're going to be making an emergency landing in Austin, Texas
00:24:00due to a herd of chinchillas in the cockpit.
00:24:02All right, you heard him.
00:24:03The plane's going down.
00:24:06Not down, Mike!
00:24:07Down, down!
00:24:08Safely, safely.
00:24:09We're not crashing.
00:24:13All right!
00:24:14Speech, Churchill!
00:24:16What are you talking to?
00:24:17I am the police of the sky!
00:24:21Really?
00:24:24Okay, let's make sure we have everything.
00:24:26You release animals from cargo,
00:24:27and then you force an emergency landing.
00:24:29We also snuck onto the plane.
00:24:30Uh-huh, that's right.
00:24:31See, it worked.
00:24:32That is three major infractions on one flight.
00:24:34Here's a fun fact.
00:24:35That's three more infractions than I've ever had
00:24:37in all my years as an air marshal.
00:24:38Congratulations on such a distinguished career, sir.
00:24:40Did you hear that?
00:24:41Because of that distinguished career,
00:24:43I've got a meeting with Homeland Security
00:24:44next week about a promotion.
00:24:45Another congratulations, sir.
00:24:46Shut up!
00:24:47What do you think they're going to bring up
00:24:48when they interview me, huh?
00:24:49My decade of perfect service?
00:24:51Or that one time that three chipmunks
00:24:53turned my flight into Noah's Ark?
00:24:55Probably the time with the chipmunks?
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Um, I meant the other one.
00:25:00Look, sir, what could we possibly have done
00:25:02to make you hate us so much?
00:25:05I'll tell you what you did.
00:25:07Whoa!
00:25:08Holy Christmas.
00:25:10I got a little early gift for you.
00:25:12Oh, James.
00:25:13You shouldn't have.
00:25:14No, wait a second.
00:25:15I want to Instagram a video of your reaction.
00:25:17Merry Christmas!
00:25:18I'm breaking up with you.
00:25:19What?
00:25:20Thanks.
00:25:22And the chipmunks, grow up, James.
00:25:26Awkward.
00:25:27You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak.
00:25:30But now it's payback time.
00:25:32I am putting you three on the no-fly list.
00:25:35What?
00:25:36No!
00:25:37You see, I'm an air marshal.
00:25:39I'm all-powerful, I'm all-seeing,
00:25:41and I'm all-knowing.
00:25:43Then you obviously know
00:25:44you just made that entire speech.
00:25:46I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:25:48I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:25:50I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:25:52I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:25:54You just made that entire speech
00:25:55with your tie and a cup of coffee.
00:25:57No.
00:25:59I'll be back in two minutes.
00:26:00You also still have a little parrot poop on your shirt.
00:26:03Ten minutes.
00:26:04And one more thing.
00:26:05Don't even think about leaving.
00:26:07I have a very particular set of skills,
00:26:09skills that I have acquired over a very long...
00:26:11You just put your hand on an ink pad.
00:26:14Fifteen minutes.
00:26:19Whoa!
00:26:20That guy is the mayor of gravy town.
00:26:22We've got to get you out of here.
00:26:23Now!
00:26:24Let's go.
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Nobody runs on Agent James.
00:26:35Sucks.
00:26:44Come on, come on, go.
00:26:46Here you go.
00:26:47Thanks so much.
00:26:48Well, that's as far as my money takes us.
00:26:50Which puts us two hours and thirty minutes from Miami.
00:26:52Hey!
00:26:53Yeah, all right!
00:26:54By plane.
00:26:55Guys, the party is in three days.
00:26:57We need to get to Miami fast.
00:26:59And as if we're not in enough trouble already,
00:27:01it's Dave.
00:27:02Oh, man.
00:27:03Well, we cannot possibly pick up.
00:27:04We have to pick up or Dave will know something is wrong.
00:27:06Dave's going to know something wrong
00:27:07when he sees us standing around a bunch of trash cans
00:27:09in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere.
00:27:11Good point.
00:27:13Ready to go eat?
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:15Everything okay?
00:27:16Let me check on something.
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:18Hi, it's Dave.
00:27:19Are you busy?
00:27:20Oh, hi, Dave.
00:27:21No, I'm not busy at all.
00:27:22No, I'm just dining with a friend.
00:27:24What do you need?
00:27:25All right, well, take a look.
00:27:26I'm right out the window.
00:27:28Oh, no!
00:27:32They've eaten everything!
00:27:34They're not eating everything!
00:27:36Yeah, that sounds about right.
00:27:37No, but I'm kidding!
00:27:38We've almost hit!
00:27:39Well, thanks for checking on him, Miss Price.
00:27:42False alarm.
00:27:43Sounds like they're having a blast.
00:27:44Oh, good.
00:27:45Ready?
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:48Um, I think maybe we should go somewhere else.
00:27:51Hey, sorry, fellas.
00:27:5221 and over.
00:27:53But it's dark outside,
00:27:54and we don't have anywhere else to go.
00:27:56I wish I could help you out,
00:27:57but I've got a bar packed with people
00:27:58waiting to hear a band whose singer is stuck
00:27:5950 miles from here with a flat tire.
00:28:01So, unless you guys know anyone who can carry a tune,
00:28:03I'll have to bid you goodnight.
00:28:04How would you feel about some singing Chipmunks?
00:28:06Whoa!
00:28:07You guys really know the Chipettes?
00:28:08Uh, really?
00:28:09Please welcome, all the way from Los Angeles, California,
00:28:12the Chipmunks!
00:28:17Warm crowd.
00:28:18So, can you really play?
00:28:20Can you really sing?
00:28:29Put your hands together for me!
00:28:31Feels good!
00:28:33Come on, baby!
00:28:36More guitar!
00:28:38A man on drums!
00:28:40Take me to the verse!
00:28:41I know this!
00:28:42This ain't going on!
00:28:44It's going around!
00:28:46Like a vagabond.
00:28:48Can't see your bones.
00:28:50It's like you caught the flu.
00:28:52No, there ain't no cure.
00:28:54You just gotta move,
00:28:55and when you feel the groove,
00:28:56now, get your other hand.
00:28:58And now, shake yourself.
00:29:00Why are there people on the band?
00:29:01Think you got that?
00:29:02Shake yourself.
00:29:04Living in the world,
00:29:05in my land now.
00:29:06Shake yourself.
00:29:08All around the world,
00:29:09around the world.
00:29:10Shake yourself.
00:29:11Guitar!
00:29:17You dropped off the little freaks?
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:20That'll be 76 bucks.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:22I'm law enforcement, so...
00:29:23Great.
00:29:2476 bucks.
00:29:25Uh, let me rephrase that.
00:29:26I'm the police of the sky.
00:29:27But we're on the ground.
00:29:28This is a car, so...
00:29:2976 bucks.
00:29:30So that means nothing to you?
00:29:31Nope.
00:29:32Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:33Don't leave.
00:29:34The money!
00:29:35I'm getting it!
00:29:36All around the world,
00:29:37around the world.
00:29:38Shake yourself.
00:29:39All around the world,
00:29:40around the world.
00:29:41Shake yourself.
00:29:43All around the world,
00:29:44around the world.
00:29:46Did you see that?
00:29:47He was like...
00:29:51That was hot!
00:29:53Alvin, we've got a problem!
00:29:54Oh no!
00:29:55I'll distract them.
00:29:56You guys make a run for it,
00:29:57I'll meet you outside!
00:30:00Over here!
00:30:08Let me explain.
00:30:09I have a reason to believe
00:30:10there's a fugitive
00:30:11chipmunk in your beard.
00:30:13You don't think I'd know
00:30:14know if there was an animal living in my beard? I don't.
00:30:18Beard? Let's go!
00:30:32I am so sorry. Yeah, sorry about the fight.
00:30:34Ain't no apology necessary. Nothing better for business than a good old-fashioned bar brawl.
00:30:38Good luck, outlaws. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, get in there.
00:30:41Get in there!
00:30:43Wait!
00:31:06You come on!
00:31:12I will sacrifice you like my needle hero!
00:31:21You want to fire me back?
00:31:24Feast on you!
00:31:42Come on, sucky!
00:31:44Get out of the way there, please. I need to get out of this bar ASAP!
00:31:49Hey, hey, we got to get out of here. But where's Alvin?
00:31:51We got to leave, man. I'm waiting on a guy that owes me 76 bucks.
00:31:55You mean that guy?
00:31:56You know what? We'll double. But Alvin's not here yet.
00:31:58Forget about him. Let's go!
00:32:00There he is! There he is!
00:32:02Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!
00:32:04Miles, give me your belt.
00:32:06I will hunt you down!
00:32:08Move out! Move out!
00:32:10Move your furry little feet!
00:32:11Alvin, look out! Hurry, Alvin!
00:32:12I will bounce on you!
00:32:14Alvin, jump! Hurry up, Alvin! Come on!
00:32:18Oopsie. Take a little nap.
00:32:22So, how much is this going to cost?
00:32:24To the nearest bus station, $32.
00:32:26We're a little short.
00:32:27How short?
00:32:28About 32 bucks.
00:32:33Have a nice night.
00:32:35Hey, before you escape, you're not the one who has to sleep outside.
00:32:38Thanks for nothing. Drive safely.
00:32:40What? I hope he gets home safe.
00:32:44Ow, ow, ow.
00:32:46I've got a splinter in my tail.
00:32:48Ow.
00:32:50Ow.
00:32:52I can't sleep without my pillow.
00:32:54Ow.
00:32:55I don't suppose they make Tempur-Pedic tree branches, do they?
00:32:57Seriously, guys?
00:32:59You're the ones who are supposed to be comfortable sleeping in trees, not me.
00:33:01We're not talking to you, okay?
00:33:03Not after you tried to leave me behind.
00:33:05First, awesome, because I don't want to talk to you either.
00:33:07Second, you guys would have done the same thing to me.
00:33:10No, Miles. We actually would have waited for you.
00:33:12Yeah, we're in this together.
00:33:14You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
00:33:16I've heard your lame family motto, man.
00:33:18It's a bunch of crap. People look out for themselves.
00:33:20It's biology. It's what animals do.
00:33:22Well, on behalf of animals everywhere, I find your attitude insulting.
00:33:25Call it whatever you want, man. It's true.
00:33:27What, you think my dad was thinking about anyone other than himself when he left me and my mom?
00:33:31I thought you said your dad was...
00:33:37Right, um...
00:33:40He might as well have. He left when I was only five.
00:33:43Sorry, Miles.
00:33:44Whatever. I don't care, you know.
00:33:48I'm just fine without him.
00:33:49Miles, listen. If Dave and your mom end up together, he's a good person.
00:33:54He would never bail on you.
00:33:56Then why are you making this trip?
00:33:59Right.
00:34:01Because you think he's gonna get you, too.
00:34:05Look, Dad's overrated.
00:34:08Eventually, you will get over him, you think?
00:34:11Really?
00:34:14Yeah.
00:34:29Shudder as we go.
00:34:47I can't. I'm too tired.
00:34:50Dude, are you joking?
00:34:54I can still see the tree.
00:34:56Oh, huh.
00:34:58Come on, it's ten miles to the bus station. Can't you go any faster?
00:35:00Um, not to split hairs, but given our legs are 90% shorter than yours,
00:35:04we're technically walking 384% faster than you are.
00:35:08Nerd alert!
00:35:09Oh, um...
00:35:13Fine. Come on up.
00:35:15Really?
00:35:16Changing my mind in three, two, one...
00:35:22Oh, thank you.
00:35:24Now this is quite an efficient way to travel.
00:35:26Yeah, I could go for miles on miles.
00:35:28Oh, my God, that's so bad.
00:35:29Then why are you laughing?
00:35:30Because that was so bad.
00:35:31I think that joke missed by miles.
00:35:57Hey!
00:35:59Hey!
00:36:01Hey!
00:36:03Hey!
00:36:05Hey!
00:36:07Hey!
00:36:09Hey!
00:36:11Hey!
00:36:13Hey!
00:36:18Yeah, this is what I'm talking about, right?
00:36:20Look how obvious these tracks are.
00:36:22Ha ha ha!
00:36:23Man, this sure is something.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:41863 miles to go.
00:36:48Did some chipmunks dump on your bus?
00:36:49Mm-hmm.
00:36:50They bought a ticket to New Orleans.
00:36:53You know that's not normal, right?
00:36:56Hey!
00:36:58Hey!
00:37:00Hey!
00:37:05All right, it's hair time.
00:37:07Looks like our luck is finally turning around.
00:37:09It's not.
00:37:10Oh, no, it sucks.
00:37:12Hello, boys.
00:37:13How did you find us?
00:37:14Ha ha ha!
00:37:15I'm an air marshal.
00:37:17Law enforcement's my life.
00:37:19Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:37:23My brothers and I would like to discuss our options.
00:37:25You only got one option.
00:37:26Chipmunk jail.
00:37:28Tiny little bars and a tiny little barbed wire fence and a tiny toilet
00:37:31and a tiny yard where you can lift your tiny little weights.
00:37:33It sounds adorable.
00:37:35Hey!
00:37:36Guys, bring your car in three.
00:37:37What?
00:37:38Now, don't have all night.
00:37:39Oh, nuts.
00:37:40We chose the hard way.
00:37:42Hope you're okay.
00:37:45Watch out, get away!
00:37:46Hurry, people are coming!
00:37:47Come on, guys, hurry up!
00:37:48Come on, now, let's keep coming!
00:37:49Come on, hurry!
00:37:50Come on!
00:37:52Oh, I think we lost them.
00:37:54Disregard.
00:37:55Come back here!
00:37:57Excuse me, pardon me.
00:37:58You're the crazy guy chasing us.
00:38:02You look fine, baby.
00:38:04Here you go.
00:38:08Nice one, Chuckie.
00:38:09That thing's like fire.
00:38:10It's Moorside.
00:38:11Fire, please put it out.
00:38:12Watch it now, we're just here.
00:38:14Hi.
00:38:15Ooh, that's butterscotch.
00:38:16Butterscotch liquor.
00:38:17Ooh!
00:38:18And Moorside!
00:38:20Hi, guys.
00:38:23Thank you, Mr. Trombo.
00:38:25This calls for a celebration!
00:38:27Hello, New Orleans!
00:38:29Directs from Austin to Miami, come back to Earth.
00:38:31We're the Chipmunks!
00:38:34Is everybody ready to get that vodka?
00:38:38This heat, that ice cold
00:38:39Michelle, fight for that white gold
00:38:41These wonderful and good girls, them good girls
00:38:43They make the peace
00:38:44Solid, wild and living up in the sea
00:38:47Got Chuck Town, Miss Vanderbilt
00:38:49Gotta kiss yourself, you're so pretty
00:38:50Too high? I can't
00:38:52I'm lonely, I ain't glad I'm too high
00:38:54I can't
00:38:55And I'm mad about that money breaking down
00:38:57Girls hate your hallelujah
00:38:58Girls hate your hallelujah
00:39:00Girls hate your hallelujah
00:39:01Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:39:03Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:39:05Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:39:06Baby, now you can't even respond
00:39:08Don't believe me, just watch
00:39:09Come on
00:39:14Don't believe me, just watch
00:39:16Don't believe me, just watch
00:39:18Hey, hey, oh, stop
00:39:20Wait a minute
00:39:21Fill my cup, put some water in it
00:39:23Take a sip, dine and chat
00:39:24Booty up, get the stretch
00:39:26Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
00:39:28Jack's on, it's just a bit
00:39:29It's a free show, we're gonna show you out
00:39:31Smooth ain't the best, don't give it
00:39:32Too high? I can't
00:39:34I'm lonely, I ain't glad I'm too high
00:39:36I can't
00:39:37And I'm mad about that money breaking down
00:39:39Girls hate your hallelujah
00:39:40Girls hate your hallelujah
00:39:42Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:39:43Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:39:45Baby, now you can't even respond
00:39:47Don't believe me, just watch
00:39:48Come on
00:39:54Don't believe me, just watch
00:39:55Hey, hey, oh, stop
00:39:57Wait a minute
00:39:58Fill my cup, put some water in it
00:39:59Take a sip, dine and chat
00:40:00Booty up, get the stretch
00:40:01Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
00:40:02Jack's on, it's just a bit
00:40:03It's a free show, we're gonna show you out
00:40:04Smooth ain't the best, don't give it
00:40:05Too high? I can't
00:40:06I'm lonely, I ain't glad I'm too high
00:40:07I can't
00:40:08And I'm mad about that money breaking down
00:40:09Girls hate your hallelujah
00:40:10Girls hate your hallelujah
00:40:11Because uptown funk gon' give it to ya
00:40:12Baby, now you can't even respond
00:40:13Don't believe me, just watch
00:40:15Money! Money! Money!
00:40:16Money!
00:40:17For the money-
00:40:18Alvin!
00:40:21Alvin!
00:40:23Alvin!
00:40:25Did you guys hear that?
00:40:26Hear what?
00:40:27Ha, never mind
00:40:28Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life
00:40:31It was pretty crazy
00:40:32Even that sucks guy hung out with us
00:40:34Yeah, he's not that bad after all
00:40:36Hey, we missed a call from Dave
00:40:37And a text
00:40:39…27 of them
00:40:40Uh-oh
00:40:41Oh no
00:40:44Where am I?
00:40:46What is this?
00:40:50Thugs!
00:40:51Who are you?
00:40:52It's Vito, the band's manager. Remember?
00:40:54The only thing I remember is being attacked by a trombone.
00:40:58Oh, right, yeah. You had a crazy pump on your head.
00:41:00You didn't care, though. You just wanted to party.
00:41:03We hit every jazz club in the quarter.
00:41:08You, me, and those dope chipmunk dudes.
00:41:14I partied with those tree skunks.
00:41:17They're the ones who dared you to get that sassy tattoo.
00:41:25How could I have let them talk me into this?
00:41:27Oh, no, you asked for that one. The other one was their idea.
00:41:32What other one?
00:41:45This is where they told us to meet them, right?
00:41:47Well, he yelled at us to meet them.
00:41:49Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
00:41:51There you are.
00:41:52Dave!
00:41:53Don't Dave-mob us.
00:41:54You know what, Dave?
00:41:55You're an artist, and you're emotional, and you follow your heart,
00:41:57but maybe I should take the lead on this one.
00:41:59Keep a level head. Turn him into a good cop.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:02Don't you Dave-mob us!
00:42:04Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to find out
00:42:06that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be?
00:42:08You are lucky that there are witnesses, because I am so mad right now
00:42:11that I could just spit right here on this floor!
00:42:13Nice good cop.
00:42:14Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.
00:42:17Oh, really?
00:42:18Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night.
00:42:20Only one word to describe this night.
00:42:22Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
00:42:24Or, if you want to get crazy, go to New Orleans. It's the craziest.
00:42:26Or, in a New Orleans jazz parade, so crazy.
00:42:28We're really sorry, Dave.
00:42:30Sorry's not going to cut it this time, guys.
00:42:31If it were up to me, we'd be going home, but I've got to get back to Miami.
00:42:34Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami, and also when we get back to L.A.
00:42:37Why don't we not be grounded?
00:42:39You'll be sold. Your fur will be gray.
00:42:40Yeah, that goes for your fur, too, Miles.
00:42:41I don't have fur.
00:42:42Well, whatever you have's grounded for a long time. Let's go.
00:42:44Huh, they didn't kill us after all.
00:42:46Feels like a win.
00:42:47Hey, guys, Operation No Proposal is still on.
00:42:50Yeah, all right.
00:42:51Uh-oh.
00:42:52Oh, sorry. Guys, come on.
00:42:57Here you go.
00:42:58Thank you.
00:42:59You're welcome.
00:43:00And may I see your I.D., please?
00:43:01Thank you.
00:43:02Hey, um, are you sure about this?
00:43:04Because if this three-ring circus is too scary for you, I totally get it.
00:43:08And we can just go back to L.A.
00:43:09I mean, you wouldn't be the first guy to head for the hills once we showed our crazy cards.
00:43:12Please, your circus only has one ring.
00:43:14Mine's a three-ringer.
00:43:16You're the one who should think about heading for the hills.
00:43:18I'm not going anywhere, except to get us a coffee.
00:43:21I'll meet you at the gate.
00:43:23Sir?
00:43:24Is there a problem?
00:43:25Problem? What problem?
00:43:26There sure is.
00:43:31Guys.
00:43:32Guys.
00:43:33How nuts.
00:43:38Seriously, guys? The no-fly list? Come on.
00:43:40At least we're not on the no-drive list.
00:43:42There's no such thing as a no-drive list, to be in a word.
00:43:44I'm sure you guys will find a way to start one.
00:43:45Let's not overreact, Dave.
00:43:46The only reason we left home in the first place was...
00:43:48Guys, not now, okay?
00:43:50Look, I worked my butt off on Ashley's album, and because of you three, I might not even get to the record release.
00:43:55Not to mention, you've ruined this trip for me and Samantha.
00:43:57It's just, when you took Samantha to Miami...
00:43:59I'm not in the mood to hear it.
00:44:00But they hear it.
00:44:01Alvin, don't. You'll just make it worse.
00:44:05Thank you for nothing.
00:44:08Agent sucks, air marshal.
00:44:09I'll be with you in a moment, sir.
00:44:10Okay, you're gonna regret that.
00:44:20Did you help three chipmunks get their rental car today?
00:44:23Yeah, they came in.
00:44:24With some guy. Probably their dad.
00:44:25Probably not their dad, because he's a human, and they're chipmunks.
00:44:28Hey! Families come in all shapes and sizes, sir.
00:44:31It's not for me to judge. We don't do that here at Miss B's.
00:44:33Okay, this is how it's gonna go down.
00:44:34I need you to go back there and get me the GPS information for that rental car.
00:44:38We don't track our rental cars, sir.
00:44:40Oh, is that so?
00:44:41I work for the United States government, and we pretty much track everything.
00:44:45I know what you had for lunch today.
00:44:47Falafel!
00:44:48Now scurry back there and get me the frequency and uplink code from that rental car.
00:44:52Hey!
00:44:53And I need the fastest set of wheels you've got.
00:44:58Beep, beep.
00:45:01Are you kidding me right now?
00:45:03Do you know what this is?
00:45:04This is a roller skate with wheels.
00:45:06Pretty sure roller skates come with wheels.
00:45:07God!
00:45:09Gah!
00:45:10It's like Queenie Park!
00:45:12Buckle up!
00:45:13Gah!
00:45:15This is like driving a parakeet!
00:45:21Those rodents got a 200-mile head start.
00:45:24Time to roll up some roads, Suggs.
00:45:27So say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:45:31Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:45:35Say Geronimo!
00:45:39Come on! Fly, bee! Fly!
00:45:42I'll be there next! I'll be there next! I'll be there next!
00:45:47Hooray! Awesome!
00:45:48Remember, guys, we're here to make a quick pit stop, then we're getting back on the road.
00:45:51Don't worry, Dave. It'll be really quick.
00:45:52Yeah! Super quick!
00:45:56Thanks, Dave. I just needed a little snack to get me from lunch to dinner.
00:45:59Oh, that's unusual.
00:46:00Don't be mad, Dave. It would have been rude to not order something.
00:46:03Hey, guys, look what I won! Isn't he cute?
00:46:06Look at that face!
00:46:07That's actually funny, Ellen.
00:46:08So say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:46:12Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:46:16Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:46:20Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:46:24Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo! Say Geronimo!
00:46:28I couldn't live here.
00:46:29Hey, no smiling. You're still grounded, remember?
00:46:32What? Oh, thank you. This is what I'm talking about.
00:46:35Hi. Whoa. Oh, la. Oh, baby.
00:46:39If this is grounded, ground me for life.
00:46:41Don't tempt me.
00:46:44Hey, Dave, we'd like to do the mature thing
00:46:46and accept partial responsibility for all the trouble we've caused.
00:46:48Partial?
00:46:49Yeah. 60-40 on us. 70-30?
00:46:52Look, as much as I hate the idea of letting you three out of my sight for even a second,
00:46:55Samantha and I have dinner plans that I can't get out of.
00:46:57So if anything happens, we'll be at the villa.
00:46:59Ooh, romantic.
00:47:01What?
00:47:02Hi.
00:47:03Hi. All right, you are not to leave this room.
00:47:05Do you understand, young man?
00:47:06Yep.
00:47:07You guys don't have to worry about us.
00:47:08We'll be on our best behavior tonight. I promise.
00:47:10Whoa.
00:47:11I know you will, because I hired a babysitter to keep an eye on you.
00:47:13What? Oh, my God.
00:47:14You'll be home after the party.
00:47:15Aw.
00:47:18Check out this.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:22Adios, Neil. Dave is going to propose tonight.
00:47:24I'll give that away.
00:47:25The romantic dinner or the engagement ring?
00:47:26Alvin, what are we going to do?
00:47:28Absolutely nothing.
00:47:29What?
00:47:30Alvin's right. This hasn't been so bad.
00:47:32Maybe we just do nothing.
00:47:35Nothing? Guys, nothing isn't a plan.
00:47:37We can't do nothing.
00:47:38Sure we can.
00:47:39Good luck proposing without this.
00:47:41Oh, Alvin, we need to grab it.
00:47:43I found it in his bag five minutes ago.
00:47:45Does this mean we did it?
00:47:46Yes.
00:47:47Does this mean we did it?
00:47:48Yes.
00:47:49We did it.
00:47:50Turn down for what?
00:47:53Turn down for what?
00:47:56We did it.
00:47:57Turn down for what?
00:47:58We did it.
00:48:00Turn down for what?
00:48:04Turn down for what?
00:48:05Miles, join the party.
00:48:08Miles?
00:48:11Miles, wait up.
00:48:12Come on, man. Let's celebrate.
00:48:14We did it.
00:48:15Yeah. You guys ruined Dave's proposal and now we don't have to hang out.
00:48:17Miles, hold on. That doesn't mean we can't be friends.
00:48:19Yeah, man. I thought we had a great time in New Orleans.
00:48:21So did I. And then I saw you celebrating like you won the Super Bowl the second you found out we're a family.
00:48:25So, see ya.
00:48:26Miles, wait. I can explain.
00:48:28Guys, come on.
00:48:29Miles, look. We've been through a lot together.
00:48:31Don't walk away now.
00:48:32Yeah. Come on, Miles.
00:48:35Uh, Miles?
00:48:36Miles?
00:48:37Oh, watch out!
00:48:39Alvin, he can't hear us.
00:48:40I'll knock him out of the way.
00:48:41Swing shot on three.
00:48:42Let's do this.
00:48:43One, two, three!
00:48:54Theo!
00:48:55Theodore!
00:48:58Theo!
00:48:59Theodore!
00:49:00Is he okay?
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:02Theo! Come on! Get up, please!
00:49:08No! Theodore!
00:49:09Come on!
00:49:10Say something! Say something!
00:49:12I smell...
00:49:13Empanadas?
00:49:14Theo!
00:49:15Theo, you're alive!
00:49:16Is this heaven?
00:49:17No, it's South Beach.
00:49:19Theodore, you saved my life.
00:49:21Like we always say, you mess with one of us...
00:49:23Don't make me say it, man. It's so lame.
00:49:25Miles, he got hit by a car for you.
00:49:27You mess with all of us.
00:49:28All right!
00:49:29Woo-hoo!
00:49:30Oh, ouch.
00:49:31Miles, we are so sorry.
00:49:32We haven't been fair to you from day one.
00:49:35And the truth is...
00:49:37You'd make a great brother.
00:49:39Yeah!
00:49:40I feel the same about you guys.
00:49:42So, I guess we're going to be family after all.
00:49:44Except for one tiny detail.
00:49:46By stealing the ring, we've effectively ruined the proposal.
00:49:49You're right.
00:49:50We need to get that ring and get to that restaurant.
00:49:52Let's do it.
00:49:57Looks like Air Marshal Sax is going to be checking into the Shellbourne Hotel.
00:50:01Yes!
00:50:02Time for a chip hunt!
00:50:04I really want to go with you, but I'm stuck babysitting.
00:50:07When they get here, they're not annoying.
00:50:09This last time, I had a kid and he was like,
00:50:11Oh my gosh, can I have yogurt?
00:50:13And I was like, oh my gosh, can you go to sleep?
00:50:15I don't think she knows we're here.
00:50:16I don't think she knows she's here.
00:50:17It just really sucks when you're so responsible
00:50:19and like everyone around you is so not.
00:50:21You know what I mean?
00:50:22It's like, it's hard.
00:50:23Oh, there you are.
00:50:24Okay, I'm totally texting you right now.
00:50:25Hold on, let me send you this picture.
00:50:27He's like super cute, I really like him.
00:50:29Come on, let's go.
00:50:30What are you talking about?
00:50:31I like that he's hairy.
00:50:32Oh, hairy you say?
00:50:33Yeah, Scruffy's like cute.
00:50:34He's like, hi, I am adorable, but I'm also an animal.
00:50:37You know?
00:50:38Yeah, I know.
00:50:39Yeah, I know.
00:50:40Yeah, I know he's a little short, but I know.
00:50:42You know what that famous saying is?
00:50:43Like little things can be good for you.
00:50:44Come on, let's go.
00:50:45Oh, man.
00:50:46I think she liked me.
00:50:48I could be doing so many more important things right now.
00:50:50I could be, I don't know, getting a pedicure.
00:50:52I'm looking for some shitpox.
00:50:56Guys, the reservation was at eight,
00:50:58so we still might have time to save the proposal.
00:51:00Come on, let's go, go.
00:51:01Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:51:03This is a bad dream.
00:51:04Okay, guys, here's the plan.
00:51:05Oh no, it sucks.
00:51:06He found us.
00:51:07He found us.
00:51:08Theodore, get up.
00:51:09Uh-oh.
00:51:10Miles, you've got to get the ring today.
00:51:11I'm not leaving you guys.
00:51:12We'll distract him.
00:51:13Just go.
00:51:14Run, run.
00:51:15Hurry.
00:51:16Get back here.
00:51:17I'm going as fast as I can.
00:51:18Think of donuts.
00:51:19Think of donuts.
00:51:20Donuts.
00:51:21Go, Miles, go.
00:51:22Hurry.
00:51:23Hide over here.
00:51:24Where?
00:51:25I don't know.
00:51:26Just think of something.
00:51:31Emma, where are you?
00:51:33Where are you?
00:51:38Where are you?
00:51:40I want to hide.
00:51:56Hey, back.
00:51:57Bring it on, go.
00:51:58Hurry, hurry.
00:51:59Go, gotessional.
00:52:00Come on, go, go, go.
00:52:01Hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:52:02Ellie.
00:52:03Come in, come in.
00:52:04Hurry, Ellie.
00:52:05Is the button.
00:52:06He's like the Terminator.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:09Oh, no.
00:52:10This is ironic.
00:52:11We're going to be going up, but I'm taking you boys down.
00:52:12Now, here's what's going to happen.
00:52:13I'm going to turn you over to Homeland Security, and they're going to put you in a zoo prison
00:52:14for dangerous animals.
00:52:15Oh, no.
00:52:16And if you ever get out of there, I'm going to pay someone to have you stuffed.
00:52:17Right.
00:52:18And I'm going to give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back.
00:52:19Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.
00:52:20You don't have to do that.
00:52:21I'm not going to do that.
00:52:22You don't have to do that.
00:52:23You don't have to do that.
00:52:24You don't have to do that.
00:52:25You don't have to do that.
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00:55:21You don't have to do that.
00:55:23A breath mint?
00:55:42Look, the only reason we're not headed back to L.A. right now is because I have to be here.
00:55:46As soon as the show's over, we're all going home.
00:55:49I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you guys than I am right now.
00:55:56If Dave didn't want to get rid of us before, he definitely does now.
00:55:59All because we only cared about if we were happy.
00:56:01Maybe it's a chipmunk thing, like hoarding, you know?
00:56:03Maybe we're emotional hoarders.
00:56:05Actually, chipmunks are traditionally very caring creatures.
00:56:07Oh, nuts.
00:56:08Well, that means it's us.
00:56:09Couldn't do anything to fix this.
00:56:11Wait.
00:56:12Maybe we can fix it.
00:56:14By doing the one thing we do best.
00:56:17Eat all of Dave's food?
00:56:18No.
00:56:19Music.
00:56:20When words aren't enough, we sing.
00:56:21So let's give Dave one last song to show him how we really feel about him.
00:56:24Miles, start working on that little country riff you were doing in Texas.
00:56:27Where are you going?
00:56:28There's so much to do.
00:56:29I need to talk to Wardrobe.
00:56:30We're going to bring down the house.
00:56:31We're going to need some backup.
00:56:38Oh, boy.
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:46We're going to bring down the house.
00:56:51Um, well.
00:56:53You're going to Hollywood.
00:56:55Elvin.
00:56:56I'm going to Hollywood.
00:56:57I'm going to Hollywood.
00:56:58Sorry, girls.
00:56:59I've always wanted to say that.
00:57:00What are you doing here?
00:57:01Yeah, we're kind of in the middle of auditions.
00:57:03I need your help.
00:57:04We really screwed up with Dave, and we've got to fix it.
00:57:07Because it's for Dave, we're in.
00:57:10Please give a warm welcome for Miss Ashley Gray.
00:57:17Thank you, guys.
00:57:18Now, I have a very special surprise for you, which was a surprise to me as well until just now.
00:57:24Everybody welcome, the Chipmums!
00:57:28Thanks, Ashley.
00:57:29Thanks.
00:57:30Thank you.
00:57:31Um, before we perform, my brothers and I have a few things to set straight.
00:57:36Earlier this evening, we accidentally ruined a very special evening for a very special woman.
00:57:42And we'd like to make it up to her.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:44Alice?
00:57:45Barry has something he'd like to ask you.
00:57:47Again.
00:57:52Will you marry me this time?
00:57:53Yes.
00:58:00Thanks, Chipmums.
00:58:01And we just have one more quick thing to say.
00:58:04Dave, we're really sorry.
00:58:07So we wrote this last song for you.
00:58:15Oh, you shine bright, brighter than all the stars
00:58:20Brighter than fireworks
00:58:23So I give you all my love
00:58:27And your perfection, even in your mistakes
00:58:30Give affection, even when your heart aches
00:58:33When I'm away, you're who I'm thinking of
00:58:37Because
00:58:38You are my home, home, home
00:58:41Wherever I may roam
00:58:44You are the place where I can lay my weary bones
00:58:47You are my home, home, home
00:58:49You are my home, home, home
00:59:02Please welcome the Chipmunks!
00:59:04You shine bright, brighter than all the stars
00:59:08Brighter than all the stars
00:59:11You shine bright, light me up like fireflies
00:59:16See you shining, even in the darkness
00:59:19Stand beside me when I don't deserve it
00:59:22That's why I say I give you all my love
00:59:26Because
00:59:27You are my home, home, home
00:59:30Wherever I may roam
00:59:33You are the place where I can lay my weary bones
00:59:36You are my home, home, home
00:59:42You're my number one, there's no doubt
00:59:44And we stick together throughout
00:59:45Like boy scouts, we about
00:59:47All for one, till life outdoes me
00:59:49Where you at?
00:59:50Wave your hands, pat your back
00:59:51Everybody take a look around
00:59:52And I dive out in the crowd
00:59:55I love you, babe
01:00:05You're my number one
01:00:11Thank you, thank you, thank you
01:00:13Thank you, my people
01:00:15Please fill in, goddess
01:00:18Girls, thank you
01:00:19We owe you one
01:00:20You owe us way more than one, but
01:00:22You're welcome
01:00:23Guys, we have to get back to audition
01:00:25Ryan's been texting me like crazy
01:00:27Come on girls, let's roll
01:00:29Bye, be adorable
01:00:33That was amazing
01:00:35Dave, we're so sorry we came to Miami without telling you
01:00:39We just didn't want to lose you
01:00:41Lose me?
01:00:42Why would you guys ever think you were gonna lose me?
01:00:44Because you said you're starting a new chapter in your life
01:00:46We thought you might bail on us
01:00:48Technically, we're not even family
01:00:50We're just three chipmunks who live with you
01:00:52Is that what you guys think?
01:00:54I mean, I know I haven't really been around much lately
01:00:56And things are changing for us
01:00:58But I'd never bail on you guys
01:00:59Because we are a family
01:01:01You're stuck with me whether you like it or not
01:01:05And I was probably a little over the top
01:01:06On the whole no music thing, okay?
01:01:08But you guys can perform
01:01:09Oh, right
01:01:10But locally, okay?
01:01:11Sure
01:01:12And I promise to be a better dad from here on out
01:01:14What are you talking about, Dave?
01:01:16You're the best dad we could ever have
01:01:19What do you say to a little family dinner when we get home?
01:01:21You know, so we know where our kids are the entire time we're together
01:01:24That sounds perfect
01:01:25Woohoo, we rocked it
01:01:26Simon, did you see me?
01:01:27I was on fire
01:01:29I can't believe I'm saying this, but
01:01:30I had fun getting in trouble with you guys
01:01:32The trip might be over, but as long as Alvin is around
01:01:34We'll always get into trouble
01:01:35Thanks, son
01:01:36Not a compliment
01:01:37You guys were awesome
01:01:38Hey, Miles, right?
01:01:40Wow, you played great
01:01:41Thanks, you're cool, so
01:01:42I mean, um, you're
01:01:43I love when music with your mouth
01:01:46Oh, brother
01:01:48You're great
01:01:49Thank you
01:01:50She bought it
01:01:51Anyways, I have this party I'm supposed to go to in L.A.
01:01:53Saturday night
01:01:55Definitely, yeah
01:01:56Definitely, we'd like to do
01:01:57Yes, definitely
01:01:58Okay, well then I'll definitely
01:02:00Definitely
01:02:01See you there
01:02:02Bye
01:02:03Bye
01:02:04Smooth, Miles
01:02:05Real smooth
01:02:07All right
01:02:08Hey, you ready?
01:02:09Yeah
01:02:10Bye, guys
01:02:12Come on, guys, let's go home
01:02:14Should we remind him we're on the no-fly list?
01:02:16Definitely not
01:02:29Um, this doesn't look like home
01:02:31It's not
01:02:32We have one more important thing to do before we go home
01:02:34Oh, Dave, we've been driving for three days
01:02:36Can't it wait?
01:02:37Unfortunately not, boys
01:02:38The courthouse is closed tomorrow
01:02:39I'm sorry, the what house?
01:02:41Are we going to jail?
01:02:42We didn't mean to cause an emergency landing
01:02:44David was breathing in cargo
01:02:45Does this look like a place that will survive prison?
01:02:50Come on
01:02:52Dave Sedal?
01:02:53Yep, that's me
01:02:54By signing this, you not only agree to take care of
01:02:57But to provide for the health, welfare, and educational needs
01:02:59Of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
01:03:01I do
01:03:02Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
01:03:03Do you agree to this adoption?
01:03:04Adoption?
01:03:05That's why we're here?
01:03:07You're adopting us?
01:03:09You guys were right
01:03:10Even though you consider me to be your dad
01:03:12And I love you like my own sons
01:03:14It's never been official
01:03:15So I figured, let's make it official
01:03:23Chipmunks?
01:03:24Yes?
01:03:26I still need you to say something like, I agree
01:03:28Just to make it legal
01:03:30Oh, yeah, I agree
01:03:32Yeah
01:03:33Me too
01:03:34One thousand percent
01:03:35And that's not even a real number
01:03:37Does this mean we're Seville's?
01:03:39On this day, David Seville has officially adopted
01:03:42Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to be his children
01:03:44You three now have all the legal rights of any natural child
01:03:46But, Chipmunk
01:03:48I hereby sign this order confirming his adoption
01:03:51Congratulations
01:03:52Thank you
01:03:57Okay, judge, give me some
01:03:59Awesome
01:04:02Here we go
01:04:03All right
01:04:04Watch out
01:04:05Okay, okay, all right
01:04:06Watch out
01:04:08Yes!
01:04:09Yay!
01:04:14Hey, official and legal dad?
01:04:15Yes, official and legal son?
01:04:16Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, dad
01:04:19Well, you three are the best official and legal sons
01:04:21An official and legal father could ask for
01:04:23Oh, that's sweet of you to say, dad
01:04:25Yeah
01:04:26But seriously guys, this is the happiest day of my life
01:04:28Literally nothing could ruin it for me
01:04:33Oh, boy
01:04:35Alvin totally forgot about this
01:04:43Alvin!
01:04:56Which way is the club?
01:04:59Here we go
01:05:03Oh, yeah
01:05:05Oh, yeah
01:05:09Got some bad news, muchacho
01:05:11The chairs are for hotel guests only
01:05:13Beat it
01:05:14Okay, I got some bad news for you too, muchacho
01:05:16I'm not moving
01:05:17I was just stuck in your elevator of death for hours
01:05:19And I'm probably out of a job
01:05:20So I'm gonna sit in this chair by this pool
01:05:21And I'm gonna relax
01:05:22And if you got a problem with it, you carry me out
01:05:24You carry me out, carry me out
01:05:26Go for it
01:05:27Yes, sir
01:05:28Go for it
01:05:30That's him, that's him
01:05:31Oh, come on, come on
01:05:33What are you gonna do, carry me out?
01:05:34Okay, you are gonna carry me out
01:05:35Okay, okay, this is fine
01:05:36I've been looking to relax all day
01:05:38I'm like Cleopatra
01:05:39Floating away
01:05:40I'm gonna chill out
01:06:00Because
01:06:01You are my home, home, home
01:06:04Wherever I may roam
01:06:07You are the place where I can rest my weary bones
01:06:10You are my home, home, home
01:06:17You're my number one, there's no doubt
01:06:18And we stick together throughout
01:06:20My voice out, we about
01:06:21Over one, two, right out
01:06:23So babe, where you at?
01:06:24Wave your hand, front to back
01:06:26Everybody take a look around
01:06:27I'm a god out in the crowd
01:06:30I love you, babe
01:06:39You are my number one
01:06:45Thank you, thank you, thank you
01:06:47Thank you, my people
01:06:50We still got it
01:06:52Girls, thank you
01:06:53We owe you one
01:06:54You owe us way more than one
01:06:56But you're welcome
01:06:57Guys, we have to get back to auditions
01:06:59Ryan's been texting me like crazy
01:07:01Come on girls, let's roll
01:07:04Bye, be adorable
01:07:08That was amazing
01:07:10Dave, we're so sorry we came to Miami without telling you
01:07:13We just didn't want to lose you
01:07:15Lose me?
01:07:16Why would you guys ever think you were gonna lose me?
01:07:18Because you said you're starting a new chapter in your life
01:07:20We thought you might fail on us
01:07:22Technically, we're not even family
01:07:24We're just three chipmunks who live with you
01:07:26Is that what you guys think?
01:07:28I mean, I know I haven't really been around much lately
01:07:30And things are changing for us
01:07:32But I'd never bail on you guys
01:07:33Because we are a family
01:07:35You're stuck with me whether you like it or not
01:07:39And I was probably a little over the top on the whole no music thing, okay?
01:07:42You guys can perform
01:07:43Alright!
01:07:44But locally, okay?
01:07:45Sure
01:07:46And I promise to be a better dad from here on out
01:07:48What are you talking about, Dave?
01:07:50You're the best dad we could ever have
01:07:53What do you say to a little family dinner when we get home?
01:07:55You know, so you know where our kids are the entire time we're together?
01:07:58That sounds perfect
01:07:59Woohoo! We rocked it!
01:08:00Simon, did you see me? I was on fire!
01:08:02I can't believe I'm saying this, but
01:08:04I had fun getting in trouble with you guys
01:08:06The trip might be over, but as long as Alvin is around
01:08:08We'll always get into trouble
01:08:09Thanks, guys!
01:08:10Not a compliment
01:08:11Oh my god, you guys were awesome
01:08:13Hey, Miles, right?
01:08:14Wow, you played great
01:08:16Thanks, you're cool, so...
01:08:17I mean, um, you're...
01:08:18I love when music with your mouth...
01:08:20Oh, brother
01:08:21Uh...
01:08:22You're great
01:08:23Thank you
01:08:24Phew, she fought it
01:08:25Anyways, I have this party I'm supposed to go to in L.A.
01:08:27Saturday night
01:08:28Um, maybe...
01:08:29Yeah, I definitely would like to do that
01:08:31Yes, definitely
01:08:32Okay, well then I'll definitely, definitely see you there
01:08:36Bye
01:08:37Bye
01:08:38Smooth, Miles
01:08:40Real smooth
01:08:41Bye
01:08:42Alright!
01:08:43Hey, you ready?
01:08:44Yeah
01:08:45Bye, guys
01:08:46Yeah
01:08:47Come on, guys, let's go home
01:08:49Should we remind him we're on the no-fly list?
01:08:51Definitely not
01:08:54Let's go
01:09:05Um, this doesn't look like home
01:09:07It's not
01:09:08We have one more important thing to do before we go home
01:09:10Oh, Dave, we've been driving for three days
01:09:12Can it wait?
01:09:13Unfortunately not, boys
01:09:14The courthouse is closed tomorrow
01:09:15I'm sorry, the what house?
01:09:17Are we going to jail?
01:09:18We didn't mean to cause an emergency landing
01:09:20David was breathing in cargo
01:09:21Does this look like a face that will survive prison?
01:09:25Come on
01:09:27Dave Seidel?
01:09:28Yep, that's me
01:09:29By signing this, you not only agree to take care of,
01:09:32but to provide for the health, welfare, and educational needs of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
01:09:36I do
01:09:37Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, do you agree to this adoption?
01:09:39Adoption?
01:09:40Oh, that's why we're here?
01:09:42You're adopting us?
01:09:44You guys were right
01:09:46Even though you consider me to be your dad and I love you like my own sons,
01:09:49it's never been official, so I figured, let's make it official
01:09:58Chipmunks?
01:09:59Yes?
01:10:01I still need you to say something like, I agree, just to make it legal
01:10:05Oh, yeah, I agree
01:10:07Yeah
01:10:08Me too
01:10:09One thousand percent, and that's not even a real number
01:10:11Does this mean we're Seidel's?
01:10:14On this day, David Seidel has officially adopted Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to be his children
01:10:18You three now have all the legal rights of any natural child
01:10:20But, Chipmunk, I hereby sign this order confirming the adoption
01:10:25Congratulations
01:10:26Thank you
01:10:27Yay!
01:10:28Yay!
01:10:29Yay!
01:10:30Yay!
01:10:31Yay!
01:10:32Yay!
01:10:33Yay!
01:10:34Yay!
01:10:35Yay!
01:10:36Yay!
01:10:37Yay!
01:10:38Yay!
01:10:39Yay!
01:10:40Yay!
01:10:41Yay!
01:10:42Yay!
01:10:43Yay!
01:10:44Yay!
01:10:45Yay!
01:10:47Hey, official and legal dad?
01:10:49Yes, official and legal son?
01:10:51Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, dad
01:10:53Well, you three are the best official and legal sons an official and legal father could ask for
01:10:57Aw, that's sweet of you to say, dad
01:10:59Yeah
01:11:00But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life
01:11:02Literally nothing could ruin it for me
01:11:08Oh, boy
01:11:09Alvin totally forgot about this
01:11:17Alvin!
01:11:43That's the bad news, muchacho
01:11:45The chairs are for hotel guests only
01:11:47Beat it
01:11:48Okay
01:11:49I got some bad news for you, too, muchacho
01:11:50I'm not moving
01:11:51I was just stuck in your elevator of death for hours
01:11:53And I'm probably out of a job
01:11:54So I'm going to sit in this chair by this pool
01:11:55And I'm going to relax
01:11:56And if you got a problem with it, you carry me out
01:11:58You carry me out!
01:11:59Carry me out!
01:12:00Go for it!
01:12:01Yes, sir
01:12:02Go for it!
01:12:05Oh, come on!
01:12:06Come on!
01:12:07What are you going to do?
01:12:08Carry me out?
01:12:09Okay, you are going to carry me out
01:12:10Okay, okay, this is fine
01:12:11I've been looking to relax all day
01:12:12I'm like Cleopatra
01:12:14Floating away
01:12:15I'm going to chill out