Qué Importa | Programa Completo 11/julio/2024
Qué Importa | Programa Completo 11/julio/2024
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00:00Mmm.
00:01Mmm.
00:02We're recording.
00:03We're live.
00:04It's here.
00:05Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:06That's it.
00:07That's it.
00:08Do it for us.
00:09Thank you.
00:10Good night.
00:11Good night.
00:12Now you're on this side.
00:13Sorry, I'm just getting out of it.
00:14But good night, everyone.
00:15There's a beautiful saying in Mexico that says,
00:18how you look, I saw myself, and how you look, you'll see yourself.
00:21So that you can see the future,
00:24we have some old people who we're going to become, Eduardo and I,
00:27so let's start with this woman whose greatest virtue is her frankness.
00:32Go ahead, ma'am.
00:33Come on.
00:34Grandpa.
00:35What's up?
00:36What's my name?
00:37Well, you.
00:38With a P.
00:39Asshole.
00:40Asshole.
00:41Asshole.
00:42Asshole.
00:43Asshole.
00:44Asshole.
00:45Asshole.
00:46Asshole.
00:47Asshole.
00:48Asshole.
00:49Asshole.
00:50Asshole.
00:51Asshole.
00:52Asshole.
00:53Asshole.
00:54Asshole.
00:55Asshole.
00:56Asshole.
00:57Asshole.
00:58Asshole.
00:59Asshole.
01:00Asshole.
01:01Asshole.
01:02Asshole.
01:03Asshole.
01:04Oklahoma.
01:05Yes.
01:06I want to thank all Of You fans.
01:07They send a direct donation here at the American Anthem.
01:08So if you could have your victor here?
01:09Yeah.
01:10Thank you for all of you guys who have been so generous with your donation.
01:11I just wanted to thank you guys so much.
01:12You may catch this show when it gets on air on the U.S. ABCues.
01:13But look, thank you for all of the help, especially to the communities.
01:14And that means a lot.
01:15Thank you so much.
01:16Of course.
01:17Thank you very much.
01:18And the lady wasn't that far away from saying the name correctly.
01:23Well, we've all gone through bad days,
01:26but this poor man,
01:28possibly had the worst day of his life.
01:32And he's a man in his third year.
01:34Let him tell us himself.
01:38How does your day come in a 10?
01:40Like a pig.
01:41I threw a fart and I fell.
01:43This is ugly.
01:47This is ugly.
01:49These things happen.
01:51These kinds of flatulences have a name.
01:54They're called, I'll be careful,
01:57the Punes Judas.
01:59When you least expect it, they betray you.
02:02Exactly.
02:03And you know what?
02:04The one who's laughing a lot right now
02:06and says that's never happened to him,
02:08throw the first fart.
02:11Just like Judas.
02:13Well, I hope he's happy,
02:14because since things are going well in Argentina,
02:16it's the only prize he's going to receive in a while.
02:19Exactly.
02:20Things are complicated.
02:22That's normal.
02:23With age, it happens.
02:25And it happens so much,
02:27that later, when you don't give a f**k,
02:29that's a good day.
02:31Then life compensates you.
02:33It's fine.
02:34Well, but not everything is so bad on this man's day.
02:36It was terrible.
02:37The good news is that he was on his grandson's birthday.
02:39Ah, okay.
02:40So he didn't have to go to the bakery to bring the cake.
02:45Correct!
02:46The soup, the soup, not the cake.
02:49But hey!
02:50What soup?
02:51Do you know
02:52what education and gastronomy have in common?
02:55No.
02:56Well, not to leave you with that doubt,
02:58this woman is going to explain to us
03:00what these two things look like.
03:01Look.
03:02Let's see.
03:03How do you fart?
03:06How do you fart?
03:09How do you fart?
03:16Chino, how do you fart?
03:20Of course, that's what he eats.
03:22Otherwise, how do you think he was born?
03:24I mean, please.
03:25Didn't they explain to you where he came from?
03:27No, but in fact, not always.
03:28Because if it were always,
03:29then the girl in question would not exist, right?
03:32That's true, that's true.
03:33If it were all the other times, then no.
03:35Now, the truth is,
03:36how bald.
03:37Well, normally that's how you eat,
03:39so it's fine, it's fine.
03:43Well, and the daughter laughed when the lady said,
03:46yes, but not from your father, huh?
03:50Do you know what she should have said?
03:52Oh, don't you?
03:54No wonder you don't have a boyfriend, little girl.
03:59Now, what I should ask later
04:02is if he ever tried to whistle and eat Pirinole.
04:08Exactly, exactly.
04:09You can't, right?
04:10Now, the funny thing is that...
04:11Yes, yes, yes.
04:12It's that whistling with your mouth full is difficult, they say.
04:15Now, the funny thing is that as soon as he said this,
04:18out of nowhere, Pedro Soler appeared and I said,
04:21oh, I swallowed it.
04:23Me too.
04:24Oh, and it was green, green.
04:28No?
04:30That's enough.
04:32Finally, we have this lady,
04:34who sees the new generations and says,
04:36I have a lot to teach you.
04:38Well, go ahead, show me, grandma.
04:45Ah, okay, this young lady does it very well.
04:48What's up?
04:49Go, grandma, go, grandma.
04:50Come on, ma'am.
04:52Yes, you can.
04:55Yes.
04:57Oh, man!
05:02Wow.
05:03This is a woman who will never have to depend
05:06on the Inapam discounts to get what she wants.
05:09She knows how to get it.
05:11Yes, and with that fast tongue that she has,
05:14the grandchildren make them carpets and her husband still makes them sheets.
05:17And scarves, and even coats.
05:19I mean, you don't know, she wears it all day.
05:21Now, the grandfather says that without a denture it looks better.
05:24Really?
05:25Yes, because it has more space to put the yarn balls,
05:28like squirrels, with nuts.
05:30You scared me.
05:31Yes.
05:32Wow, well, then I begin to understand
05:35that this is what the tigress did to the Sambrano duck.
05:39Yes, that's right.
05:41But do you know where she did it?
05:42Where?
05:43In the hill of the chair.
05:45Exactly.
05:46And that's why the duck hasn't surpassed the tigress yet.
05:50Well, and if you, you, young lady who is watching us,
05:53is looking for a boyfriend,
05:55you have to make the rules clear from the beginning.
05:58And this woman, who you will see in a few moments,
06:00knows what she wants and what she doesn't want.
06:03Go ahead, make the rules clear.
06:05I need a boyfriend who will support me.
06:09Ah, no.
06:10No, I need a boyfriend.
06:11I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time.
06:12I'm actually a good person.
06:14I'm 24 years old, I'm about 70,
06:16and I weigh 48 kilos.
06:18He can carry me easily.
06:20And, well, I can only take two tricks.
06:23That would be the maximum.
06:25Of course, if I see him in person,
06:26I would only take that trick and that's it.
06:28And they tell me, and there are photos,
06:30well, like two tricks and that's it.
06:32But I really like barbecue and tamales.
06:35And, well, that's all.
06:37I'm a good person.
06:38If they know about someone.
06:40Okay, two tricks.
06:41Very good.
06:42Very good.
06:43Let's see, didn't you find it curious
06:45that this young lady is looking for a package
06:47and is surrounded by them in the shelves
06:49she has behind her.
06:50I don't understand.
06:51Look, miss, I understand your predicament.
06:53I know you have needs, you want love,
06:56but I need you to open the two boxes of Loxo.
06:59Yes, yes, yes.
07:01But, well, apparently,
07:02you can't do everything in this life.
07:03Single.
07:05Exactly.
07:06And you know what?
07:07You, my dear,
07:08are exactly what a friend of mine is looking for.
07:11Let me just tell your wife
07:13and if she allows it, he will look for you.
07:15There is no doubt.
07:16Yes, yes, yes.
07:17Let's see what the two of them think.
07:18In one of those they organize.
07:20Now, do you think it could be negotiated
07:22about the tricks?
07:24At least three, right?
07:26To tie the deal.
07:27I have an interested friend.
07:29But I also have another question.
07:31When the lady says two tricks,
07:34are they two with the same person
07:36or is it worth it with different ones
07:38to see if I stay and I like it?
07:40Exactly.
07:41Is it worth repeating or not?
07:43I ask, I ask.
07:44I feel that this woman is like Mexico with bread.
07:48How?
07:49We allow her two tricks and then bye.
07:53Goodbye.
07:54Does this mean that in this second period of brunette
07:57is when we are going to get rid of them?
07:59I mean, if they stay, they don't leave?
08:00Is that what you're saying?
08:02I ask, I ask.
08:03Six years to go.
08:04Let's see.
08:05I ask, of course.
08:07No, no, wait.
08:08In modern love you have to find ways
08:10to keep the relationship alive,
08:12as Mr. San Cristobal and I do.
08:15There are those who sleep in separate rooms.
08:17He and I live in separate countries.
08:19Exactly.
08:20It works very well.
08:21And there are also those who sleep with other couples.
08:26It is also valid.
08:27But you see the solution that the incredibly beautiful
08:31Angelic Boyer and Sebastian Rulli found
08:33to keep their relationship healthy and firm.
08:36They finish, I don't know how many hours a day of recording.
08:39They get home.
08:40Who cooks for whom?
08:41Who cooks for whom?
08:42Luckily, there is food.
08:44He gets home, I get home, and we are all very happy.
08:49You go home and I go home.
08:52So, when we work, we see each other less than when we don't work.
08:56I like that.
08:58You have your techniques to be able to work together.
09:03And romance and...
09:05But it's not a technique to be able to work together.
09:07It's a technique of our relationship.
09:09So you don't live together.
09:10Exactly.
09:11We live together all the time.
09:13They turned around to see.
09:14They are shocked.
09:16They are shocked.
09:17Of course, they don't live together when they are working together.
09:21But when they finish recording and doing all the things together,
09:24they come back to live together.
09:25We travel, we share all the time we want.
09:28It's very healthy to have...
09:30They didn't answer me.
09:31And yes, we have a common home, for example, in the mountains,
09:35where we go and we build it together.
09:37But you are a couple on television, right?
09:40Yes.
09:41You are a couple in the sentimental life.
09:42And on Instagram too.
09:43Yes.
09:47Very good.
09:48It's like you never understood these two, right?
09:50No, we were very confused.
09:51What I can see is that the joke of a happy marriage is having several houses.
09:56Some days you sleep in the big house and other days in the small house.
09:59No, wait.
10:00That's what I understood.
10:02Maybe I didn't understand either.
10:04The fat and the skinny.
10:05But look how well it has worked for our relationship,
10:07that you live in Chicago.
10:09It's very beautiful.
10:13And I can't do violence because I'm a hologram.
10:15Look, my arm is cut off if I do this.
10:17Or the head too.
10:20Your hands are missing.
10:22I don't have a head.
10:23I don't have a head.
10:27But don't laugh at me like that.
10:29How not?
10:30Look.
10:33And I thought my parents were exaggerating
10:35when each of them had their own excuse.
10:38Like this?
10:39One in front of the other.
10:41Sometimes they did it like this and sometimes my dad did it like this.
10:49I didn't know that.
10:50What an exotic family.
10:52I've known you for so many years and you haven't told me that.
10:54Now, these gentlemen can't live together because they're not married.
10:58Sebastián, the engagement ring, by the way, goes on the finger.
11:01Not on the beard.
11:03But you can put it wherever you want.
11:05It's fine.
11:06It's fine.
11:07It's funny because my dad did the same.
11:09He had a house in every state of the republic.
11:12I don't know why he never took my mom.
11:14I don't understand.
11:15Exactly.
11:16Hey, but where is Sebastián Rulio's house?
11:19I mean, to keep the poor guy company when they leave him alone.
11:25Don't get jealous or anything, Eduardo.
11:27No, I don't have a problem.
11:29But Sebastián, imagine that he's going to wait for Angelique Boyer to get to the stage.
11:34You haven't seen me in leather skirts.
11:38I have seen you.
11:39Originally, they only slept in separate rooms.
11:42But they tell me that Angelique snores so loud that Sebastián almost returns to Argentina.
11:48Exactly.
11:49It was terrible.
11:50But what a beautiful love they have.
11:52Greetings.
11:53And now let's go to sports with Gabriela Graff.
11:57Thank you, guys.
11:59Question.
12:00Would you like to show off such a spectacular body this summer?
12:04Yes.
12:05I do.
12:06I do.
12:07But if the answer is no, we don't care.
12:09Because we have a selection of popular exercises to achieve it.
12:13Starting with one that is very fashionable in Hawaii.
12:17Check it out.
12:18Let's see.
12:23What a skill with the butt.
12:27Impressive.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:29I'm not that impressed because I can't do it.
12:31I just do it from the front.
12:35With the nose.
12:40Okay.
12:41Don't get the wrong idea.
12:42What happened?
12:43Now, you know what?
12:44Seeing that, my dear Gaby, I remembered that I left my clothes in the washing machine.
12:49So, I'm going to turn it off.
12:52You remembered all that.
12:54Do you remember the movie, The Fear of the Girl in the Ring?
12:57Yes.
12:58That's her, 15 years later.
13:00In her ring.
13:01She grew up a lot.
13:03In some parts more than others.
13:05Yes, exactly.
13:06She's not afraid anymore.
13:07When I saw that, I thought, this is exactly what my mind does when they tell me,
13:12don't think about it too much.
13:15Exactly.
13:16And you know what?
13:17Curiously, every time she has to pay monthly in the gym, she does that in front of the coach
13:22and they don't charge her.
13:24Do you know why?
13:25I don't know.
13:26It looks like magic.
13:27She gets hypnotized.
13:28She gets hypnotized.
13:29But, well, the opening of Paris has five women swinging Olympic rings like that.
13:34They should do it.
13:36They're going to break records in ratings.
13:38I recommend it.
13:39Now, I'm going to tell you one thing.
13:40This girl does it well, but Latin lover can do that, but with 18 rings,
13:44three trailer wheels and a Chihuahua dog tied to the belt.
13:47Like this.
13:49Wow.
13:50But, well, now let's go with a full knee extension exercise and glute suction.
13:57I like that.
13:58As I hear it.
13:59Glute suction.
14:00Let's see.
14:01This one.
14:07No.
14:09No.
14:13Wow.
14:14You know what?
14:15This man should work in a restaurant where they make chiles en nogada.
14:20I mean, how can he peel nuts with his butt?
14:23It's incredible.
14:24He can even break coconuts with that.
14:26It's amazing.
14:27I have another proposal.
14:28Here's the camera, please.
14:29Do you like strong anise?
14:33Well, he found it.
14:34He found the way.
14:37No, no, but the problem is that now he developed too much muscle.
14:40Don't tell me.
14:41And he beheaded his partner.
14:44What?
14:45What?
14:46Sad story.
14:47He beheaded his partner.
14:51Hey, and that butt, I don't think it's heavy.
14:54It's the only thing that lifts.
14:56It's amazing.
14:57You must do terrible things.
14:59And, well, the bad thing is that although it's a very difficult and impressive exercise,
15:03like everything else, it has consequences.
15:06And this time, the ones who pay are the ones who exercise after this partner.
15:12Exactly.
15:20I warned you.
15:22And, well, if you are in the gym and you don't know how to use the machines,
15:26better ask a coach, because if he can't finish like this confused subject,
15:31I'm also confused.
15:33Watch.
15:34Watch.
15:38What are you doing, Pipo?
15:40What are you strengthening there, sir?
15:42Strengthening the kiss, Pipo.
15:45This exercise is not from God, because this is a hangover.
15:49God, no.
15:50In fact, this exercise can be called the hangover or the SAT in April,
15:55because that's how it feels.
16:00The annual statement.
16:02And, well, and if he already got the body he wanted for his vacation, congratulations!
16:06It's just a matter of getting on the plane and arriving at the beach.
16:10And don't forget to show off the results of both exercises,
16:14like these two women who are very proud of themselves.
16:17Watch.
16:22In the middle of the plane aisle.
16:24Little plane in the little plane.
16:26Yes.
16:27How beautiful.
16:28Wow.
16:29Wow.
16:30Even the turbine.
16:31You know what?
16:32These are the things that one has to do these days,
16:34as long as they give you a cold drink on the plane without you eating it.
16:38Really.
16:39Damn airlines.
16:40They go too far.
16:41They don't even give peanuts on the plane.
16:43They are miserable.
16:44And if they take it out on you in the first class, of course.
16:47Yes, yes.
16:48Well, pay him.
16:49And, well, the indications of what to do in case of emergency became strange.
16:53I mean, I don't know.
16:55It was weird.
16:56Weird, weird.
16:57And don't worry.
16:58Here we all wait to go to the bathroom.
17:00You keep having fun, ladies.
17:03Let's see what time they release the aisle.
17:05Now, don't you think those two are going to a spiritual retreat in Tulum?
17:10Because those clowns, I mean.
17:12Yes.
17:13Yes.
17:14Spiritual.
17:16That's Tulum.
17:17I suspect that for the first time in their lives,
17:19the other passengers wanted their flight to have a lot of turbulence to see if they fall.
17:24Exactly.
17:25Exactly.
17:26Staka, Gaby, this is not flying in business.
17:29No?
17:30This is flying in wellness.
17:31Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:33How beautiful you said it.
17:35Very good.
17:37Eduardo is also going to retire to Tulum.
17:40Exactly.
17:41But, well, artificial intelligence has changed the world.
17:44It has changed our lives.
17:46It is such a powerful tool that we don't know what we could take advantage of it.
17:51If it is to save lives, educate children, or make Bad Bunny sing opera.
17:56Yes.
17:57I think the last option would be the best.
17:59Let's see.
18:00Let's see.
18:01Yes.
18:02Yes.
18:23Yes.
18:25Yes.
18:33Yes.
18:37Bravo.
18:38Bravo.
18:39This is like listening to reggaeton, but in cursive letters.
18:43Exactly.
18:44Very good.
18:45Besides, I like the lyrics.
18:47It's clear.
18:48I can finally understand where Bad Bunny wants to put his tongue.
18:51Yes.
18:52Yes.
18:53No, no, no.
18:54No, no.
18:55Now, you like Bad Bunny, reggaeton, you're here.
18:58Yes, yes.
18:59Yes, yes, the truth.
19:00Yes, I like it.
19:01I was a little confused.
19:03Like, I want to fart, but at the same time, I want to form a hole in my library while I read Cant.
19:10I don't know what to do.
19:11Exactly.
19:12I wish Luchano Pavarotti were alive so that he would die of envy again to hear these lyrics.
19:20And well, yes, very nice and all.
19:22I thought it was very beautiful and all, but now I wanted to hear the three tenors singing
19:27Martinazo En El Ano!
19:29It would be something like that, right?
19:31Yes.
19:32Thank you, my dear Gabriella.
19:33Now, please pay attention to the next video and tell us what color were your glasses?
19:46Pink?
19:47Melcancho?
19:48Blue!
19:49Azul, lado, todo es mejor.
19:51Ay, qué bueno.
19:53Oh, naranja, más quiero volver a verte.
19:56Se acabó.
19:57Ahorita regresamos.
19:58Esto es Qué Importa.
19:59Woo!
20:00Woo!
20:00Woo!
20:01Woo!
20:01Woo!
20:02Woo!
20:02Woo!
20:03Woo!
20:03Woo!
20:04Woo!
20:04Ay, me parié.
20:06Bueno, antes del corte, le presentamos unas imágenes
20:09y le hicimos una pregunta.
20:10¿De qué color eran sus licras?
20:12Era rosa melcacho.
20:16Azul, lado, todo es mejor.
20:19Oh, naranja, más quiero volver a verte.
20:23Vamos a ver las licras.
20:24Adelante.
20:24A ver, a ver, a ver, a ver.
20:26Ahí hay un pico para la naranja.
20:28¡Eso!
20:28¡Eso!
20:29¡Ahora!
20:29¡Ahora!
20:30¡Ahora!
20:30¡Ahora!
20:31¡Ahora!
20:31¡Ahora!
20:32¡Ahora!
20:32¡Ahora!
20:33¡Ahora!
20:33¡Ahora!
20:34¡Ahora!
20:34¡Ahora!
20:35¡Ahora!
20:35¡Ahora!
20:36¡Ahora!
20:36Ahora ya piénselo dos veces antes de aferrarse a algo o
20:39alguien.
20:40No vaya haciendo el ridículo peor.
20:42Con las pompis al aire.
20:43Ay, Dios mío.
20:44Qué barbaridad.
20:45Bueno, cuiden sus pompis, nos vemos mañana, gracias.