• 5 months ago
In 2034, a deadly virus has wiped out a lot of the global population. In the rush to save humanity, Dr John Fig fast-tracks an experimental vaccine that becomes mandatory in every country around the world. The vaccine works, however, the injection instantly erases the ability to surf and any memory of surfing altogether...With no idea what they're supposed to be doing with their lives, the world's best surfers aimlessly wander off into what's left of society. Now it's up to the Surf God Hughie to pull together a team of former greats who dominated the riding of ocean waves, in a last ditch effort to save surfing. Can this bunch of forgotten outcasts work together to create the Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe, triggering the population's memories of mondo-tubes, full-rail carves and giant rotating airs? Or are we destined to become a pack of horrendously strook land-lubbing kooks?
Transcript
00:00Huey, what's going down?
00:03Here I am making the sickest cones on the planet.
00:06But where have all the surfers gone?
00:08It's a disaster, mate.
00:11Oh, they're still around.
00:12They just don't remember they are surfers anymore.
00:15F*** sticks.
00:18We need a hero.
00:19You mean someone like him?
00:21Nick Fanning!
00:22Tell him to get his crew together to make the greatest surf movie in the universe.
00:26If he fails, I'm going to melt his f***ing face off.
00:29No!
00:33Nick, I've been sent here to give you a mission to save surfing.
00:37Let's do this.
00:38Get f***ed.
00:39Away, hot unicorn.
00:42Mason!
00:43Wilco!
00:44Ando!
00:45Do you remember me?
00:46Oh, yes!
00:48Okay, guys.
00:49Say, hummm.
00:50What are you on?
00:52F***, Nick.
00:53I got this.
00:55Hey!
00:56Stop ruining my horse!
00:59F***!
01:00Come at me, bro!
01:04You failed, boys.
01:05Unless you've got a time machine, surfing is lost!
01:08Boy!
01:11Time to end this.
01:17Wow!
01:18This is the best!
01:19Are you kidding me?
01:22Remember, the future of surfing is depending on us.
01:29That is dead set.
01:30The worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

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