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00:00Yo!
00:13Archana ji, our guest today is the king of entertainment.
00:17He is number one in comedy and number one in dance.
00:20And the number of films he has given, probably someone else has given.
00:24So please welcome, our favorite hero number one, Mr. Govinda!
00:29Govinda!
00:39He is a special local who has come from Virar to Bollywood.
00:46He is going to be the hero number one.
00:51Applause!
00:53Chandramukhi, where did you go?
00:55Chandramukhi!
00:57Chandramukhi!
00:59You have become a judge!
01:02How did this happen?
01:04This is so much fun!
01:07Music!
01:27Applause!
01:57Why are so many people staring at us?
02:01Do you think you are Mughal and we are Anarkali?
02:06You are dancing so well!
02:27Applause!
02:40Stop it!
02:42Now my real king is coming.
02:45He has a heart more beautiful than flowers.
02:49Everyone calls him hero number one.
02:53Applause!
03:03Gold is so beautiful.
03:05Your heart is like gold.
03:08Listen to what the crazy heartbeats say.
03:13I am your hero number one.
03:17I am your hero number one.
03:22Applause!
03:26I will dance like a hero.
03:31There is a shop behind me.
03:33There is a house above me.
03:35My heart is like a plane.
03:39Music!
04:02Applause!
04:08Govinda! Govinda!
04:19A big round of applause for Mr. Govinda!
04:22Applause!
04:28Sir, what an entry and what an atmosphere!
04:32Thank you!
04:35The white lotus of Mahalaxmi will bloom today or tomorrow.
04:44The solution to the problem and the fruit of action will be together today or tomorrow.
04:51Applause!
04:55Where is sister-in-law?
04:58Did you remember the problem?
05:00Applause!
05:04No, no, I remembered the flower.
05:06You remembered the problem.
05:08Applause!
05:12Where does it go without sister-in-law?
05:14There is a saying that whatever you want to get is because of the miracle of Bhagwati.
05:24Wow! Yes, yes!
05:26Applause!
05:30I handle it like this.
05:32Applause!
05:34Please welcome very beautiful Sunita Ahuja!
05:37Music!
06:02A big round of applause for Sunita ma'am!
06:04Applause!
06:07You made your entry so great and mine so dry.
06:11Why?
06:12Come on, let's sing.
06:13At least plan something for me.
06:15Let's sing my films.
06:16Which one?
06:17I did it with them.
06:19There is no name for originality.
06:21Come, let's go to a disco.
06:23And then let's eat bhelgudi.
06:25What is this?
06:27There should be something different with wife.
06:30Play that one, my favorite.
06:32Music!
07:01Wow!
07:03Music!
07:13I stole it.
07:15I stole it from 36 years.
07:17Wow!
07:19A big round of applause for Govinda sir and Sunita ma'am.
07:21Applause!
07:25Many years pass after marriage.
07:27Yes.
07:28Then you don't get a king like me.
07:30But you have made your wife dance all her life.
07:34Yes, of course.
07:35You made her dance on stage too.
07:36Of course.
07:37I don't have a problem.
07:38Very good.
07:39I like it.
07:40First my mother made me dance.
07:42Now I make my kids dance.
07:44Applause!
07:47I like it.
07:48I love it.
07:49Govinda sir, you are a hero yourself.
07:50You are the number one hero in front of them.
07:51Now your wife is looking like a hero.
07:53Applause!
07:56It's been so many years.
07:58You have pulled it off.
07:59We have our own property too.
08:01What?
08:02We are confident that we own it.
08:03It's our own property.
08:04Yes.
08:05Applause!
08:09The first time he touched me, I was like a villager.
08:14We were returning in the car.
08:17It was the start of the film.
08:19The first time he held my hand.
08:21Respect!
08:22Wow!
08:23Wow, Sunita!
08:24He is still holding my hand.
08:26He hasn't let go.
08:31I won't let go.
08:33Good.
08:34How many years has it been, Sunita?
08:36How many years since you held my hand?
08:3736 years.
08:38Wow!
08:39Applause!
08:42That's great.
08:43It's been 36 years.
08:44But you still look like you are newly married.
08:45You are on your honeymoon.
08:46Laughter!
08:48Speaking of honeymoon.
08:50Yes.
08:51You will have two kids in a year and a half.
08:52Wow!
08:53Applause!
08:57To tell you the truth, my honeymoon is still pending.
09:00As soon as I got married, the show started.
09:03So, I didn't have a honeymoon.
09:04Yes.
09:05Honeymoon is for rich people.
09:06A poor man waits for the electricity to go in the rain at home.
09:08Laughter!
09:09That's what I do.
09:10Applause!
09:13Wow!
09:14Wow!
09:15When Sunita ma'am came on our show, she said,
09:17I have given Mr. Govinda complete freedom.
09:19Yes.
09:20She said, I can take care of my family.
09:21I can live with the deers.
09:22I can have romance with the fruits.
09:23But one thing is that she stays with me everywhere.
09:24So, I am not free.
09:25No, no.
09:26I look after her work.
09:27I make sure everything is going on smoothly.
09:28Oh, okay.
09:29You look after her work so well that she gives you work.
09:30I give you a lot of work.
09:31Laughter!
09:32Come, ma'am.
09:33Welcome.
09:34Thank you.
09:35Applause for Mr. Govinda for his work.
09:36Wow!
09:37I have already praised him.
09:38I have already praised him.
09:39He is a very nice man.
09:40He is a very nice man.
09:41He is a very nice man.
09:42You have to praise him.
09:43You have to praise him.
09:44Oh my God!
09:48I have already praised you.
09:50No one has a show like Kapil.
09:52Oh sweet. Thank you.
09:54Thank you sir.
09:56May God bless you and all the best.
09:58Love you sir.
10:00When you are in pain,
10:02and you see a beautiful environment,
10:04then Kapil's show.
10:06Thank you.
10:08He deserves it.
10:10Love you sir.
10:12Thank you.
10:14An old man says,
10:16when a couple is married,
10:18if one is sharp and the other is simple,
10:20then there is a balance.
10:22Who is sharp and who is simple?
10:24Can't you see?
10:30Why did you ask this question?
10:32I have done a lot of comedy in movies.
10:36But in real life,
10:38the one who makes me laugh at home,
10:40is the one who makes me laugh at home.
10:46Before your marriage,
10:48I heard that when you were about to get married,
10:50you had signed almost 40 films together.
10:52And you were shooting from here to there.
10:54Did your in-laws tell you,
10:56that you will get a full suitcase,
10:58and then you will get married.
11:00You were doing so much work.
11:02How did you get time for love?
11:04I would like to say about my in-laws,
11:06that
11:08in my family,
11:10in your family,
11:12no matter what the reason is,
11:14no matter what the reason is,
11:16I never make a mistake.
11:18They love me that much.
11:20In front of my mother-in-law,
11:22nobody can say,
11:24that your son-in-law has made a mistake.
11:26Never.
11:28Govind, your aunt will never do that.
11:34I am the favorite of mothers.
11:36Mr. Govinda,
11:38this is the question of the public.
11:40Yes.
11:42My best friend, public.
11:46Sometimes it happens,
11:48when we have tea from outside,
11:50and when we come home,
11:52people say that they have had tea from outside.
11:54Sometimes it happens,
11:56that you have done a romantic scene from outside,
11:58and you have gone home.
12:00Sister-in-law has made a candle aroma.
12:02And you say,
12:04that you are shy.
12:12I am telling the truth.
12:14You are shy,
12:16but I have done a good job of being shy.
12:24Sister-in-law, has it ever happened,
12:26that you have bumped into Mr. Govinda,
12:28at such a place,
12:30where you shouldn't have bumped into him.
12:32I have never been caught.
12:42Mr. Govinda, has it ever happened,
12:44that you have had a joke with sister-in-law at home,
12:46and her anger,
12:48has come out on your wife on the set.
12:50Or the incomplete love of the house.
12:52I mean.
12:54Whether the setting is at home,
12:56or outside,
12:58I have never had a problem.
13:00He is the biggest setter.
13:02Setter?
13:04Sister-in-law, has it ever happened,
13:06that you have reached at his set,
13:08and his romantic scene is going on there.
13:10And he looks at you and says,
13:12let's do the action today.
13:16I can't romance in front of him.
13:18I swear, I can't.
13:20I really feel shy.
13:22I have never romanced in front of him.
13:24He comes on the set,
13:26I say, wait for a while,
13:28wait for a while.
13:30Sir, has it ever happened,
13:32that your co-actor,
13:34who is working with you in the film,
13:36has come to pick you up from home.
13:38That I will take you,
13:40so that I don't have to wait.
13:42When will he come home?
13:44I was on so many sets,
13:46looking for the producer.
13:48Where will the poor actors find him?
13:50We had heard a story once,
13:52that Mr. Bachchan had come to pick you up.
13:54I said, I will take you along.
13:56I said, sir, I don't come on time.
13:58And you are famous,
14:00that you come on time.
14:02So please see,
14:04all the people around you,
14:06if they put me in trouble,
14:08it's very tough.
14:10But this is Mr. Bachchan's specialty,
14:12he never goes against the word.
14:14You may hear from him,
14:16that he has ever said anything wrong about me.
14:18Never.
14:20Never.
14:22I think,
14:24the ones who come on top,
14:26who are blessed by God,
14:28that's why they can reach so high.
14:30They move their hands together.
14:32I get suspicious,
14:34when people are thrown like this.
14:52Thank you.
15:12Thank you.
15:16Thank you.
15:22Thank you.
15:28No, no.
15:32Ms. Archana,
15:34I am very happy today.
15:36When I am very happy,
15:38I wear these shoes.
15:40Why are you happy?
15:42Because I am wearing these shoes.
15:44You should ask yourself,
15:46why am I happy?
15:48The whole world is happy today.
15:50Mr. Sunita is here.
15:52Who is not happy?
15:58Sir,
16:00I don't have words.
16:02I remember the script.
16:04But still,
16:06I don't have words to praise.
16:08I am a big fan of yours.
16:10In comedy, acting, dance,
16:12I consider you as my guru.
16:14This is true.
16:16I even got my thumb cut.
16:18I didn't get my thumb cut.
16:20I got my friend's thumb cut.
16:26I love you.
16:28I have an understanding.
16:30Sometimes he cuts my nails.
16:32Sometimes he burns my clothes.
16:34Sir, tell me one thing.
16:36I have seen every film of yours.
16:38In every film,
16:40the heroine is different.
16:42When you watch a TV show,
16:44she is the heroine.
16:46She is not a heroine.
16:52Mr. Govinda,
16:54he is my distant uncle.
16:56Why do you interfere in my interviews?
16:58When I come as a rookie,
17:00you ask me to bring tea and water.
17:04Sir,
17:08you can understand the feelings of an artist.
17:10Since my childhood,
17:12I had so many dreams.
17:14I wanted to grow up one day.
17:16I wanted to become a superstar like Govinda.
17:18One of my dreams has come true today.
17:20Which one?
17:22That I have grown up.
17:24I want to fulfill all my dreams.
17:26I can't sleep in Mumbai.
17:28What should I do?
17:30When I sleep, the police ask me to get up.
17:32This is your father's footpath.
17:34I don't understand.
17:36I can't sleep on the footpath.
17:38I can't sleep under the bridge.
17:40I am not comfortable in the sea.
17:42Where should I sleep?
17:46Let me tell you.
17:48I say this from my heart.
17:50I will definitely become Govinda.
17:52Even if I don't become Govinda in my next life.
17:54This is not done.
17:56You have to struggle a lot.
17:58Struggle?
18:00Mr. Govinda and I
18:02started struggling at the same time.
18:04Why are you lying?
18:06He is younger than you.
18:08He used to leave from Virar at 9.
18:10Time was the same.
18:16But I have worked with him.
18:18He never told me that you have worked with him.
18:20Sir, I have worked with him.
18:22The one who meets you.
18:24Krishmakapoor.
18:26Where does Krishmakapoor meet him?
18:28When they do movies on the set.
18:30Won't they meet?
18:32We don't meet.
18:34What are you saying?
18:36That's not true.
18:38I have struggled all my life.
18:40My family has struggled.
18:42I was small.
18:44My father was a very good person.
18:46But one day he had to run away
18:48with his neighbor.
18:50No.
18:52He was not wrong.
18:54They were having an affair.
18:56But let me tell you.
18:58My father had such affairs.
19:00After that everything
19:02turned upside down in life.
19:04I mean,
19:06we didn't have shoes to eat.
19:08We had shoes to wear
19:10and rice to eat.
19:12After that everything turned upside down.
19:18Very nice.
19:20Mr. Artina.
19:22I have a request.
19:24Can you do me a small favor?
19:26Can you work in my biopic?
19:28Biopic?
19:30Why will he work in your biopic?
19:32He is a superstar. You do it.
19:34You do it.
19:36But I have a condition.
19:38Kapil, you won't
19:40take entry from here
19:42and there.
19:44This is not your role.
19:46Because the biopic is mine.
19:48There must be a woman
19:50who wants to pick him.
19:58The thing is
20:00a biopic has
20:02a story.
20:04No problem.
20:06Tell me the story.
20:08There is a boy who was born in a village.
20:10It's your biopic.
20:12It's very hot in the village.
20:14You can keep it in London.
20:16I don't want my story.
20:18I want my story to be true.
20:20And when the boy grows up, he is illiterate.
20:22No, he is not illiterate.
20:24He is not illiterate in London.
20:26I don't want my story.
20:28When the boy grows up,
20:30he wants to be a stand-up comedian in Bollywood.
20:32I am already doing that.
20:34Make him a singer.
20:36No problem.
20:38I don't want my story to be true.
20:40But I am thinking
20:42if we make the boy a girl
20:44instead of the boy.
20:46That's your job.
20:48You make boys girls.
20:50Do it.
20:52I don't want my story to be true.
20:54Your story is not good.
20:56This is my title.
20:58No.
21:00I didn't like it.
21:02I thought about it.
21:04But I didn't like it.
21:06I don't want your film.
21:08It will be too big.
21:10I don't want my film.
21:12It's a long title.
21:14I don't want it.
21:16I want to call the police.
21:18This is good.
21:20But I don't want my story to be true.
21:22I don't want my biopic to be true.
21:24I don't want to
21:26call the police.
21:28I don't want my film to be true.
21:30Then why are you discussing
21:32about the title?
21:40No problem.
21:42I will sing a song.
21:44You can keep me in your film.
21:46Should I sing for you?
21:48Why do you do the same?
21:50I have got the permission.
21:52Please come the
21:54Ceremonium.
21:56Keep it down.
22:16Where did the toothpick come from?
22:18There was a tick in my pick.
22:20No.
22:22There was a tick in my cheek.
22:26Audience.
22:28I am speaking clearly.
22:30You can request me any song of Govinda.
22:32I will like to sing.
22:34Do you have so much patience?
22:38Sir.
22:40I have a request.
22:42Sir, Kailo Khatia.
22:44This is my favorite.
22:46Please go to a hotel.
22:52What happened?
22:56I request you to sing Jhara Lage.
22:58I will sing Khatia.
23:00I want to go to a hotel.
23:02Let me go.
23:04Then why did you ask him?
23:06When the show ends,
23:08I keep asking him to take my name.
23:10What should I do?
23:12I also have followers.
23:18That was very good.
23:22Thank you.
23:52Let's make love.
23:56Let's make love.
24:04This voice.
24:06Let it come.
24:08This is the work of the main song.
24:14Let's make love.
24:16Let's make love.
24:20Let's go to a hotel.
24:24Thank you.
24:28Thank you.
24:30Thank you so much.
24:32Thank you.
24:34Thank you.
24:40Sir.
24:42We have started a new segment.
24:44Normally, we upload
24:46photographs on social media.
24:48We don't have time to read the comments.
24:50Generally, our audience is very creative.
24:52We get very interesting comments.
24:54We want to read them in front of you.
24:56Please.
25:0427 years of eyes.
25:06Sir has posted somewhere.
25:08Monkey is sad
25:10because he didn't get a swing on Govinda's head.
25:14Sir.
25:16Did the monkey get a separate room in this film?
25:18Or did you have to share it with Chunky Pandey?
25:22Chunky didn't even want to touch you.
25:26Sir, he is sitting on your head.
25:28His payment was also more than yours.
25:32It was his birthday.
25:34He used to spend a lot.
25:36He used to start drinking in the evening.
25:38He never used to jump on the angle.
25:40Whenever he used to jump,
25:42he used to take me with him.
25:46Chunky told us this.
25:48We didn't believe it.
25:50Chunky also said that the monkey used to drink a lot.
25:52He used to drink a lot.
25:54This is the first time I have seen a drunk monkey.
26:00Maybe he is a man.
26:02He became a drunk monkey.
26:04Wow.
26:08Did anyone write this?
26:10I have heard that this monkey used to drink.
26:12Which one? English or Desi?
26:14He must be thinking that
26:16I am making him do all the work.
26:20When did this happen?
26:26Sir, give this number to Anil Kapoor.
26:28This is a nice one.
26:36What do people write?
26:40Will I get a body loan for two days?
26:42You have to impress your girlfriend.
26:44They don't spare.
26:48Next.
26:52Sir, I am sending my photo.
26:54Get me a body like this.
26:56Keep it 22 inches.
27:00Keep it made to measure.
27:02You are sending it to a tailor.
27:0422 inches.
27:06Wow.
27:10Sir, your plate has
27:12Puri, Roti, Dal, Raita,
27:14Paneer Sabji, Aloo Palak,
27:16Pudina Chutney, Pickle, Salad and Kachori.
27:18Just one bowl is empty.
27:20What was in it?
27:22People don't go into details.
27:24Sir, don't take pressure.
27:26They pack the food and give it to you.
27:30Do you have to eat the whole plate?
27:32No, not necessary.
27:34There is a shop ahead.
27:36Yes, this is Ahmedabad.
27:38This is a special place.
27:40Don't wear glasses while eating.
27:42They will call yellow dal as Dal Makhani
27:44and make you eat it.
27:48No matter how many films you do with heroines,
27:50a person with a plate like this
27:52can never be a hero.
27:56Sir, I took 25 photos of you
27:58because of two plates.
28:00Was the plate complimentary or
28:02did you have to pay the bill?
28:04Next.
28:06Do you think I am a junkie?
28:10A junkie leaves without paying.
28:12He takes four photos and leaves.
28:16Is there such hospitality in in-laws?
28:18Someone replied below.
28:20He is a superstar.
28:22There must be such hospitality.
28:24Someone wrote,
28:26Ma'am is not eating anything.
28:28Don't spoil the lipstick.
28:38Sir, what did you write?
28:40Tell me in Hindi.
28:42What does it mean?
28:44If I could write so well,
28:46Someone wrote,
28:48Sir, what do you do with the umbrella
28:50you put in the juice?
28:52I take it in the rain.
28:56Next.
29:00Are you afraid of drinking cold?
29:02If you have a problem with your teeth,
29:04then apply hot cloves in mustard oil
29:06on your teeth.
29:08You will have a good time,
29:10but you don't know about your teeth.
29:12Someone wrote,
29:14From your expression,
29:1660 has become 90.
29:18He is a fan of Archana.
29:20Shut up.
29:34You are amazing.
29:36What an expression.
29:42You are amazing.
29:44Mind-blowing.
29:46I loved it.
29:56He is a servant.
29:58He is a servant.
30:00He is a mother's son.
30:02He is an uncle's son.
30:04He is a friend of friends.
30:06He is a friend of happy people.
30:08He is a good friend.
30:10I won't give you a job.
30:12Why is she coming?
30:14But,
30:16She is a friend of happy people.
30:18I was 13 years old.
30:20I was a kid then.
30:22My mom brought me a chair and a garland.
30:24She came and sat in front of God.
30:26She said,
30:28Govind,
30:30you are my mother from now on.
30:32I said,
30:34What are you saying?
30:36I am your son.
30:38I got a thought
30:40because of her.
30:42I got a thought because of her.
30:44When I look at her,
30:46we used to be friends.
30:48Then we got married.
30:50When I look at her,
30:52I don't think she has grown up yet.
30:54You are calling me a kid.
30:56You are calling me a kid.
30:58You have grown up.
31:00Get me married.
31:02I don't have a problem.
31:04You can see.
31:06I have heard that
31:08you said in a show,
31:10Govinda is my husband now.
31:12But, I want him to be my son in my next birth.
31:14Really?
31:18Did you really say that?
31:20It is true.
31:22But, why?
31:24I want her to be a good husband.
31:26But, her son should be like her.
31:28Really?
31:30Her son should be like her.
31:32My son is sitting there.
31:34My son loves me a lot.
31:36But, her son should be like her.
31:38That's why I said,
31:40her son should be like her in my next birth.
31:44Normally, a good son
31:46doesn't look good to his wife.
31:50Generally, it is like that.
31:52I always say
31:54that I have never seen
31:56such a good son.
31:58I have seen my mother washing her feet
32:00every birthday.
32:02When we got married,
32:04she said this for the first time.
32:06She said,
32:08you have come to this house.
32:10You will do what my mother says
32:12as long as she is alive.
32:14I loved her so much
32:16that I didn't utter a single word.
32:20Nowadays, I don't utter a single word in front of her.
32:22I am very quiet.
32:24You be quiet.
32:28I did what I used to do.
32:30Sir, sometimes,
32:32wives complain that their husbands
32:34don't pay attention to them.
32:36Today, we have a small test
32:38of love.
32:40You have to look at Archana.
32:42You don't have to cheat.
32:44You don't have to look at Sunita.
32:46Now, tell me,
32:48which colour earrings
32:50does Ms. Sunita wear?
32:52You have come together.
32:54You were getting ready in the same vanity.
32:56Now, he wants to check.
33:00I can't take my eyes off you.
33:02I can't take my eyes off you.
33:04I can't take my eyes off you.
33:06I can't take my eyes off you.
33:08What is the matter?
33:10This is her art.
33:12Change the topic.
33:14I can't take my eyes off you.
33:16I can't take my eyes off you.
33:20Don't look at her.
33:22Which colour nail paint
33:24does she wear?
33:26Kapil, who are you asking?
33:28He is asking such a romantic person.
33:34You ask me. I will tell you.
33:36Which colour underwear does she wear?
33:48Archana,
33:50assume that he is very romantic
33:52and I am not.
33:54I am.
33:56Do you think that
33:58she would have stayed with me for so many years if I was not there?
34:00Very good question.
34:06Which colour footwear does she wear?
34:08He is asking me a question.
34:10He is making fun of me.
34:16Which colour lipstick
34:18does she wear?
34:20It is red.
34:22It is red.
34:24It is red.
34:26Kiss it.
34:28It is red.
34:30It is nude.
34:32Chichi won't understand
34:34that nude,
34:36fawn and beige.
34:38I have never read it.
34:40I mean her lips.
34:46What is happening?
34:48It is a mess.
34:54The world knows that Govinda sir is a great actor
34:56and a great dancer.
34:58But he has another talent.
35:00He can mimic
35:02anyone's style.
35:04For example, he can mimic
35:06Mr. Dalip's style.
35:08There is a dialogue.
35:10Chichi sir,
35:12do you think you are Mughal
35:14and I am Anarkali?
35:16If you can mimic Mr. Dalip's style,
35:18how will you do it?
35:20I will mimic my style first.
35:24Do you think you are Mughal
35:26and I am Anarkali?
35:28He is dancing so well.
35:30He is dancing so well.
35:44Do you think you are Mughal
35:46and I am Anarkali?
35:48He is dancing so well.
35:54Mr. Rajesh Khanna.
35:56Do you think you are Mughal
35:58and I am Anarkali?
36:00He is dancing so well.
36:06Superb.
36:08Do it like Dara Singh.
36:10Do you think you are Mughal
36:12and I am Anarkali?
36:14He is dancing so well.
36:20Do it like Shatruji.
36:22Do you think you are Mughal
36:24and I am Anarkali?
36:26Superb.
36:28Mr. Dharam.
36:30Do you think you are Anarkali
36:32and I am Mughal?
36:34Do you think you are Mughal
36:36and I am Anarkali?
36:38He is dancing so well.
36:46Mr. Raja Murad.
36:48Please come.
36:50Please come.
36:54Do you think you are Mughal
36:56and I am Anarkali?
36:58He is dancing so well.
37:00Very nice.
37:06Do you think you are Mughal
37:08and I am Anarkali?
37:10He is dancing so well.
37:14Very nice.
37:16Sorry.
37:20Very nice.
37:24Very nice.
37:32I am coming.
37:34Yes.
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39:20This is for your near and far numbers.
39:22Double number means bifocal.
39:24Bifocal means uncle.
39:26Take progressive, better to see and smart to look.
39:28But progressive means expensive.
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39:46On the window seat of the same bus.
39:48This is a family show.
39:50Introduce me.
39:52Why are you sitting on the sofa?
39:54It's yours.
39:56Introduce me.
39:58Sir, you must have heard
40:00earlier humans were monkeys.
40:02Some are still alive.
40:04Very nice, beautiful.
40:06Beautiful.
40:08A man works hard to earn his name.
40:10How to ruin his name in 2 seconds.
40:12Please learn from him.
40:14Please learn from him.
40:16Please learn from him.
40:18You can come here whenever you want.
40:20But never listen to this man.
40:22But never listen to this man.
40:24Anyway, let me introduce myself.
40:26Anyway, let me introduce myself.
40:28My name is Damodar Seth Malani.
40:30I am a world famous lawyer.
40:32He is lying. He is a fake lawyer.
40:34Damodar Seth Malani.
40:36Hello.
40:38Lawyer.
40:40Come with me to the jail.
40:42What are you doing here?
40:46The thing is...
40:48I am a famous lawyer.
40:50I am very famous.
40:52I have police with me for security.
40:54Not security, sir.
40:56They are accused of stealing my phone.
40:58Don't accuse me.
41:00Don't accuse me.
41:02You have to put a tree.
41:04Put a tree.
41:06Put a mask, sanitizer,
41:08put a vaccine.
41:10That's it.
41:12Well said.
41:14Lawyer.
41:16If you have money for bail,
41:18then come with me to the jail.
41:20I am not going to jail.
41:24I am not going to jail.
41:30I am not going to jail.
41:32I am not kidding.
41:34I have been to jail once.
41:36It's not fun at all.
41:38There are no rooms.
41:40No AC, no fridge, nothing.
41:44If there is a view,
41:46then it's a time pass.
41:48There is a sea view, a garden view.
41:50They have a cage view.
41:52You wake up in the morning,
41:54you see a cage.
41:56No food.
41:58No Italian, Mexican, Chinese.
42:00Nothing.
42:02Who will go to such a jail?
42:04I am not going to jail.
42:06Will any of you go to jail?
42:08No.
42:10Will any of you go to Goa?
42:12Yes.
42:14Everyone is ready to go to Goa.
42:16Why? Because it's beautiful.
42:18Make your jail beautiful.
42:20Modify it.
42:22Put incense sticks.
42:24Bring fragrance.
42:30If it's fun,
42:32then I will also come.
42:34Why do I have to be a model for that?
42:36Sorry.
42:42Lawyer.
42:44If you don't have money to pay bail,
42:46then I will put you in jail for at least 5 days.
42:48You are lying.
42:50You are lying.
42:52Last time they kept me for 10 days.
42:54You were trapped.
42:56I was trapped.
42:58You know that I am a fat man.
43:00So while leaving,
43:02when I open the big gate,
43:04they open a small door.
43:08I get stuck and get out.
43:10I have suffered so much.
43:12I don't know what they have taken
43:14like a crane or a helicopter.
43:16I have been torn apart.
43:20Are you paying the money or not?
43:22I don't have money.
43:24I just met them.
43:26They are big celebrities.
43:28I can't ask them for money.
43:30We have just talked.
43:32We will talk.
43:34We will get to know each other.
43:36You will give me some money, right?
43:38Definitely.
43:40I will do it.
43:42Come later.
43:48Let me tell you the truth.
43:50It's just a pleasure
43:52that I met you today.
43:54Take it.
44:00Thank you.
44:02You are a true friend.
44:04I am a big fan.
44:06So big fan.
44:08In the 90s,
44:1090% danceable songs
44:12were made by them.
44:18Sir, I am a lawyer.
44:20I want to give you an advice.
44:22Patent your steps.
44:26Why?
44:28Let me tell you the truth.
44:30There is a boy
44:32behind me.
44:34I don't know if he has come today.
44:36He is earning a lot
44:38by doing your steps.
44:44And this Archana
44:46is also doing her steps
44:48by doing your steps.
44:50She picked up the stuff
44:52and put it in the bag.
44:58Lawyer, he doesn't want to get
45:00anything patented.
45:02Then get something else done.
45:04I need money.
45:06Keep your promise
45:08in mind.
45:10Keep it in mind
45:12and do something for me.
45:14I don't want to get patented.
45:16Teach me dance.
45:18What will you do by learning dance?
45:20I will show him a dance before hanging him.
45:22He is a strange man.
45:24I want to learn dance.
45:26Lawyer, you are abusing me.
45:28I am not abusing you.
45:30I am telling you
45:32which law
45:34which law
45:36is stopping me.
45:42Lawyer,
45:44have you arranged the money?
45:46I don't recognize you.
45:50I am arranging the money.
45:52It happens.
45:54I will call you when it happens.
45:56Don't come in between.
45:58It disturbs me.
46:00Lawyer, you didn't disturb me.
46:02You picked up my phone.
46:04I pick up anyone's phone.
46:06What is wrong in that?
46:08You stole my phone.
46:10You are making a big accusation.
46:14Try to understand.
46:16Bring a lawyer to the court.
46:18Prove that I stole your phone.
46:20Prove it.
46:22I will have to bring a lawyer.
46:24Govinda sir is sitting here.
46:26Because I don't lie
46:28what did I do as a lawyer?
46:30Clap for me.
46:32Sir,
46:34I respect you.
46:36Fight my case.
46:44Are you really fighting the case?
46:46Let's see.
46:48Where did you see your phone?
46:50Where did you see your phone?
46:52In his hand.
46:54Where did you see his phone?
46:56In my hand.
46:58I mean to say
47:00his phone was lying somewhere.
47:02I picked it up.
47:04I saw it and gave it to him.
47:10Where is your phone?
47:12I have my personal phone.
47:14This is my phone.
47:16This is yours.
47:18This is yours.
47:22This is yours.
47:24This is mine.
47:26This is my phone.
47:28This is his phone.
47:30He is lying.
47:32This is my phone.
47:34You are lying.
47:36I am not lying.
47:38This is my phone.
47:40I am not lying.
47:46How can this be his phone?
47:48This is his phone.
47:52This is his phone.
47:56This is yours.
47:58This is yours.
48:00Case solved.
48:06Lawyer, can we go now?
48:08You deserve to go to jail.
48:10Why?
48:16Why are you scared?
48:18You are not going to jail for the first time.
48:20You have already been jailed for comedy.
48:26If this is the reward for
48:28making people smile,
48:30then I accept it.
48:32Thank you.
48:36Thank you very much.
48:38Let's go.
48:40Thank you.
48:48Today we have with us
48:50Govinda sir and Sunita ma'am's daughter.
48:52It's time to invite them on the stage.
48:54Please welcome very beautiful and very talented
48:56Tina Ahuja.
49:02Thank you.
49:22Tina, welcome to our show.
49:24Thank you so much for having me.
49:26The whole family is here.
49:28Dad is wearing blue. Mom is wearing green.
49:30We are a colourful family.
49:32Very colourful family.
49:34Tina, I want to ask you something.
49:36Whenever you come here,
49:38you come with your parents.
49:40Is it possible that you are looking
49:42for a husband for yourself?
49:44That's why you feel that
49:46you might be late in taking your parents' blessings.
49:48No, it's your fault.
49:50You always call me with them.
49:54Your parents are husband and wife.
49:56They are more like friends.
49:58If you like a boy in the future,
50:00whom will you share him with?
50:02Mom or dad?
50:04I think with dad.
50:06He is very chilled out.
50:08Are you scared of your mom?
50:12I am not scared.
50:14But I talk a lot with my dad.
50:16It's not fear. It's fear.
50:28Oh my God!
50:32Hero No. 1 with his wife No. 1.
50:34A big round of applause for
50:36Ms. Kavita and Ms. Sunita.
50:42Oh my God!
50:44For our Tinu as well.
50:48That's great.
50:50I used to be like that too.
50:52I used to come like Tina.
50:54That's great.
50:56How come you are here?
50:58Why not aunty?
51:02She is my distant aunty.
51:04She is his wife.
51:06No, I am your biggest fan.
51:08Thank you.
51:10I have seen every film of yours.
51:12Thank you so much.
51:14When you used to be a poor hero
51:16who used to live in a slum.
51:18When you used to dance happily,
51:20the whole slum used to dance with you.
51:22Everyone's steps were the same.
51:24And when I got married,
51:26Ms. Sunita was my choreographer for 6 months.
51:28She used to teach my mother,
51:30sister, uncle, aunty and everyone.
51:32But on the wedding day,
51:34she did her own dance.
51:38They must have drunk alcohol.
51:40How do you know?
51:42Punjabis get married and
51:44they drink alcohol.
51:48But now it's on social media as well.
51:50Earlier social media wasn't so strong.
51:52People used to crave to meet Govinda.
51:54How is his car?
51:56What does he eat?
51:58What does he wear?
52:00Which house does he live in?
52:02And these days,
52:04even if you search here,
52:06he comes on Instagram.
52:08Govinda searched on his knees.
52:10I posted my photo in the gallery
52:12early in the morning.
52:14Do you know what the comments below
52:16said?
52:18Govinda's face is swollen
52:20I remembered one thing from social media.
52:22Our Ms. Archana.
52:24She is so active in social media.
52:26We have 12 cameras in this show.
52:28But she has
52:30her own 14 megapixel camera.
52:34And she has a son
52:36who has a 4 megapixel face.
52:38He also makes videos like this.
52:40Once or twice, even under her feet.
52:42What was it? Okay, son.
52:44Govinda!
52:48Really.
52:50I remember the goons of my 90s.
52:52Goons?
52:54What goons were they?
52:56Govinda, I have seen
52:58that the goons of your time
53:00used to have a lot of body pain.
53:02They used to massage with mustard oil.
53:04There used to be a girl with them.
53:06A British girl.
53:08Her name was Rosie.
53:10Rosie's job was
53:12to bathe a goon
53:14and give him a bathrobe.
53:16And that poor girl
53:18used to be so honest for work
53:20that Rosie was British from Canada
53:22but she could understand the goon's language.
53:24She used to say, Rosie, serve the food.
53:26Okay, sir.
53:28Rosie could understand
53:30the goon's Hindi as well.
53:32But my husband is an Indian.
53:34She couldn't understand my language.
53:36Neither could she love properly
53:38nor could she work properly.
53:40Do you hear me?
53:42No, it's not like that.
53:44There's a fool sitting here.
53:46You can do whatever you want.
53:48Parking, parking.
53:50Parking, Kalesh road.
53:52Kalesh parking.
53:54Hello, how are you?
53:56Wait a minute.
53:58Who were you fighting with?
54:00The same parking issue.
54:02Don't you listen to your neighbors?
54:04But you don't have a car.
54:06That's why we were fighting.
54:08Okay.
54:12Wait a minute.
54:14I've bought 10 cars
54:16but the CCTV camera
54:18has become a problem.
54:20Don't talk about theft.
54:22He's not a hard worker.
54:24He has taken 25,000 rupees from my father.
54:26He hasn't returned it yet.
54:28Oh no.
54:30Your father remembers
54:32that he has given 25,000 rupees
54:34and has to take it back.
54:36Hello, you should be ashamed.
54:38Why?
54:40Because after marriage,
54:42girls go to their in-laws' house.
54:44He was the first guy
54:46who came to my house.
54:48Sir, I saw your film
54:50Saajan Chale Sasural.
54:52I thought, why am I living on rent?
55:06I want to die.
55:08I want to die.
55:10I want to die.
55:12Game changer.
55:14I will win.
55:16My battle is with surrender.
55:18Why?
55:20Because I lost last time.
55:30If you don't do well today,
55:32you will be out of the show.
55:34On 13th July,
55:36Saturday and Sunday at 8 pm
55:38on Sony Entertainment Television.
55:40Brother,
55:42dad has come.
55:46Dad,
55:48why do you need to drive a taxi?
55:50Why?
55:52Dad, you have retired as a bank manager.
55:54You had so much respect.
55:56Son, that respect was not of a bank manager.
55:58It was of your father's hard work
56:00and honesty.
56:02What will the people of Sony say?
56:04They will say,
56:06see,
56:08even after retirement,
56:10there is so much drag in Kulkarni uncle.
56:14This is life.
56:16You will be asked questions at every turn.
56:18You will have to answer.
56:20Who will become a millionaire?
56:22Coming soon,
56:24on Sony Entertainment Television.
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56:28with such a small salary?
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