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00:01This isn't about us. This is about justice.
00:04This is about fairness. This is about the struggle of the common man.
00:08In an easy-come, easy-go world where people are fickle and faithless,
00:12my unwavering loyalty to you should be recognised.
00:15Nay, it should be celebrated.
00:22Fine.
00:24But technically, your free 11th coffee is meant to be a hot product.
00:29Show me the fine print.
00:31It's tacitly understood.
00:33Not by me.
00:35Oh, my God. This is my sister.
00:37I don't care.
00:41Thank you, Brian. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:51Evie, what are you doing here?
00:53Well, I'm not back at work until tomorrow,
00:55and I need a day to come back down to Earth after my city break.
00:58So I thought, why not try and catch my big sis on her coffee break for a little chit-chat?
01:01Can't we chit-chat after work in the empty hours?
01:04What's on today's agenda, then?
01:06I have a meeting in 45 minutes about a fossilised shark poo,
01:10and then I have to catch up with my colleagues about leaving perishables in the fridge.
01:13Wow. Unreal.
01:15The slay never stops.
01:17So, do you have time for a quick wander before your meeting?
01:19We can take in the relics of a lost town.
01:21Evie, you said that the museum smells like old man feet.
01:23And knowledge, baby.
01:25What has London done to you?
01:27Actually, London was incredible.
01:29I mean, if you don't mind being less than six foot away from a rat or a banker at any given time.
01:34I don't know what's worse.
01:36Banker.
01:37Jigs.
01:39LAUGHTER
01:55Oh, this place is amazing.
01:58We've been here multiple times since we were children.
02:01Never gets old.
02:03So something happened in London that I need to talk to you about.
02:06Something happened in Glasgow.
02:08I had to watch the Real Housewives reunion without you,
02:10so there was nobody there to hear my amazing quips.
02:12How have you watched it without me?
02:14You were gone all weekend.
02:15Woo-hoo.
02:16We can watch it again tonight with my commentary.
02:19Deal.
02:20Deal.
02:23Evie, why are you actually here? You're being weird.
02:26What's wrong with a spontaneous visit from your loving wee sister?
02:29Last time you showed up here out of the blue,
02:31it's because you'd burnt your moustache off with meat and it'd gone all red and crusty.
02:34At least I tried to deal with my moustache.
02:36I deal with my moustache.
02:37Three months ago I tried backcombing it and I looked very distinguished.
02:40Mmm.
02:46Right, Nina, there's something I have to tell you.
02:52Why aren't you saying anything?
02:54I'm doing a dramatic pause.
02:59How long do dramatic pauses last?
03:01I'm engaged.
03:02To who?
03:05Ranesh.
03:06Who?
03:07My partner.
03:09We've just been on a romantic weekend together.
03:12The TikTok advertising man with the concave arse?
03:15He's a creative strategist and it's only concave in pictures.
03:19He took me up the shard, Nina.
03:22It was all disgustingly romantic.
03:29OK, this is where you say,
03:30that's amazing news, I'm so happy for you.
03:33It's not amazing news and I'm not happy for you, Evie.
03:35I'm deeply concerned.
03:36You've only known this man for six weeks.
03:37That's not enough time.
03:38Says who?
03:39Evie, you've had thrush that lasted longer than six weeks.
03:47It wasn't thrush.
03:48I was just itchy.
03:49We went through so much natural yoghurt, Evie.
04:03What about Ranesh making a casual appearance
04:06at Tuesday night dinner tomorrow?
04:08All just really casual.
04:10Takeaway Tuesday is sacred, Evie.
04:15You said you would never get married.
04:17Did I?
04:18Hmm.
04:19It's really just an excuse for a big fat party.
04:21Yeah, except it's not just a big party,
04:22it's the morning after the party,
04:23and it's the morning after that,
04:24and then the morning after that.
04:26How can you spend the rest of your life
04:27with somebody you've only known for six weeks?
04:29I know this all seems crazy to you, right,
04:31but when you are wildly in love with someone,
04:33you just start to realise
04:34that nothing anyone else thinks matters.
04:37We're just, like, walking on this knife edge
04:39and we just have to keep going,
04:40because if we don't, we'll fall.
04:42Evie, that sounds horrendous and painful.
04:45I've never felt this way, Nina.
04:48He's my person.
04:52Mum and Dad are not going to be happy about this.
04:55We're so happy about this.
04:57Now, we know that it's soon,
04:58but we're thinking summer wedding?
05:01Lovely.
05:02That's it?
05:03What?
05:04She's marrying some man that none of us have ever met,
05:06and that's all you're going to say?
05:08Dad, what if he chokes women at the weekend?
05:10Does he choke women on the weekend?
05:12No!
05:13He's in a feminist book group.
05:14Well, there you are.
05:15We'd only known each other six months when we got married.
05:18Yes, but that was in 1986,
05:19when everybody was stupid
05:20and you thought that the feathered mullet
05:22was an all right hairstyle for men.
05:23Oh, I loved my feathered mullet.
05:25Oh, and he's never looked so good.
05:27He looked like Princess Diana.
05:30How long did Romeo and Juliet know each other
05:32before they got married?
05:3424 hours?
05:35They were pretend, and then they killed themselves.
05:38Our son-in-law, a creative strategist.
05:41What does that mean?
05:43Well, it means that, finally,
05:45this family has got something to celebrate.
05:48Mother, I have three degrees.
05:51I am a research assistant in the paleontology department.
05:54Do you know how many positions there are
05:56for paleontologists in Glasgow?
05:59There's seven. There's seven, and I am one of them.
06:01Darling, I didn't mean that you...
06:03You're a force of nature, Nina.
06:04You're an inspiration.
06:05The dinosaurs are lucky to have you.
06:07Anyway, let's talk venue.
06:08And what will you wear?
06:09We just want to keep things super simple,
06:11so I'm thinking I'll wear something like
06:13a second-hand pantsuit,
06:15because the wedding industrial complex
06:16is predatory capitalism, you know?
06:18Aw.
06:19If this is about money, sweet pea,
06:22your dad and me, we've got a wee bit of money
06:25set aside for the conservatory, so...
06:27What?
06:28Oh, guys, that is amazing news,
06:31because I have had my eye on the most beautiful designer
06:35simple pantsuit.
06:38And what about my wedding fund?
06:43You don't do relationships, Nina.
06:45You're independent. Like Cher.
06:47Fine, then.
06:48I would like a party of equal value
06:51to celebrate all of my many great accomplishments.
06:54Oh.
06:56You're the sensible one.
06:57You don't just plunge into any crazy old scheme.
07:02You think this wedding's crazy?
07:04Yes!
07:06What did I miss?
07:07Evie's going to bankrupt Mum and Dad.
07:09What else is new?
07:11We know you'll miss your sister, Nina.
07:13But things won't be all that different.
07:18It's just everyone's acting like getting engaged
07:19is some sort of big achievement.
07:21You know that Rose West was married
07:22and she was a murderer.
07:24Why am I the only person who thinks
07:26this is a terrible, terrible idea?
07:28Because you've eaten wheat puffs for breakfast
07:30every single day of your life.
07:31And?
07:32You're the most risk-averse person on the planet.
07:34If I know I like wheat puffs,
07:36why would I try other breakfast foods?
07:38Why are you so surprised about this?
07:40This is classic Evie.
07:41Everything she's ever done has suggested
07:43that this will one day happen.
07:44What, did you think you were just going to become
07:46two old ladies in that flat together?
07:53I just don't see what the big rush is.
07:56Love makes people stupid.
07:59Oh, fuck!
08:01I forgot to charge Hilda's crystals.
08:04Urgh!
08:06But if your girlfriend is so bad,
08:08why don't you just get a better one?
08:10Much to think about, Nina, thank you.
08:12You're welcome.
08:14Look, the point is, Larch,
08:16things are going to change,
08:17so how are you going to ever accept
08:18Evie's crazy, stupid love
08:19if you won't even try Cheerios?
08:21I don't eat foods with holes,
08:23so the point is met.
08:40Don't let me see you put feathers on that dinosaur, mate.
08:42I know, I know, the evidence is undeniable.
08:44Dinosaurs had feathers.
08:45But the people, they like scales.
08:48They don't like feathers.
08:50Dinosaurs are scary, OK?
08:52And feathers, they're...
08:53They're cute, they're Paw Patrol,
08:55they're Elton John, yeah?
08:56Basically, feathers aren't scary.
08:58Did you catch my drift?
09:00That's my guy.
09:02Urgh!
09:07Nina.
09:13Nina.
09:15Nina.
09:17While I've got you, can I grab a type 5?
09:19Yep.
09:23Once again, Nina, we've had a few comments.
09:27Nice comments.
09:29So this is just a gentle reminder
09:31that we avoid telling children
09:33that it should be Cretaceous Park, not Jurassic.
09:35OK, the people have this image of scientists
09:37as these shy nerds in glasses and white coats,
09:40but we're so much more than that, right?
09:42So when you insist that a T-Rex
09:44could crunch Granny's spine like a mid-morning cracker,
09:46it fits with this totally wrong narrative
09:49of scientists as antisocial, rigid,
09:52and a bit autistic.
09:54But I am.
09:55Yeah, but I'm saying we're not that.
09:57Oh, no, I'm saying I am that.
09:58No, I mean...
10:03You're autistic.
10:04Yes, of course.
10:06Mm-hm.
10:08I'm pretty sure Declan is too.
10:17Mm.
10:19Um...
10:20You going to come team bowling tonight, Nina?
10:22No.
10:23No, Nina's got her routine.
10:25She has dinner with her sister on Tuesday.
10:27It's takeaway Tuesday at her flat.
10:29And I don't go bowling because it's full of sweaty people making noise.
10:33And I don't share shoes with strangers
10:35and I don't put my fingers in bowling ball holes.
10:37It's full of fungus, Shane. It's disgusting.
10:40Right, well, you know, not everyone lives in the far stone like us.
10:44Hey, Declan.
10:52Together, Shane.
11:00Thanks very much.
11:01Cheers.
11:07You're not the coffee man.
11:09Er...
11:10I think I am.
11:11Am I not?
11:13Oh, you're talking about Brian.
11:15Yeah, he left.
11:16There's a new coffee sheriff in town.
11:22Me.
11:25Could I get a filter coffee, please?
11:27Oh.
11:28Do you know what would go really well with this?
11:30Our new breakfast biscotti.
11:33Start your day with a crunch.
11:37I can't eat it.
11:38Start your day with a crunch.
11:41I can't eat double-baked biscuits. I've got delicate gums.
11:44Very wise.
11:46I mean, I like to live on the edge, you know.
11:49But not everyone is into that kind of lifestyle.
11:52No, it's not a lifestyle for people with vertigo.
11:55That's a good point.
11:57How's your day going?
11:59My sister's marrying some concave-arse Tinder guy.
12:01She's only known him for six weeks.
12:03And my parents think it's a brilliant idea
12:05because I've lost my vertical thinking skills
12:07and I've lost my favourite pen.
12:09Six weeks?
12:11That's... That's mental.
12:14What if he chokes women at the weekend?
12:17That's what I said.
12:19What's this concave-arse lad like, then?
12:22I don't know.
12:24You've never met him?
12:25No.
12:26But you know you don't like him?
12:28Yes.
12:29Right.
12:30This might be out of line, but...
12:33I'm sure he's the worst man in the world.
12:37Don't get me wrong, but...
12:41I like to give people a chance.
12:47Hey, I'm done.
12:49Just to get an extra coffee, so...
12:56Could you make mine, please?
12:58Yes. Yep.
13:04BEEPING
13:07Thanks.
13:08Thank you, Sheriff.
13:10Oh, that's... That's...
13:12Good.
13:33MUSIC PLAYS
13:46Here it comes.
13:48Ah. Mmm.
13:50How's that? Oh, my gosh.
13:52Yeah? Delish.
13:54That's delicious.
13:56Shoot it, isn't he now?
14:00Oh, please.
14:01That's a rustic peasant dish that I picked up
14:03during my summer in Firenze.
14:11I love pasta with tomato sauce.
14:14It's a great combination.
14:16Same-sies.
14:19Oh, I'm just going to check on something in the other room.
14:22Yeah.
14:31So...
14:34Here we are.
14:36Oh, Evie mentioned that you've got autism,
14:38which is obviously super cool.
14:40Don't say it. Autism is a superpower.
14:43A guy from uni had a bit of it,
14:45and he was on Countdown.
14:48Did he win? He died shortly after.
14:50But he did win a conundrum.
14:54Neans... Nina.
14:55I'd hate for there to be a chasm between us.
14:59The bond between two sisters, well, it's a holy thing, isn't it?
15:02And as a man, I couldn't even begin to understand it.
15:05And then here's me, just coming in here,
15:08ripping your best friend away from you.
15:10But nothing is going to change.
15:12Yeah, I know that.
15:13You're not talking about me, are you?
15:22So...
15:24how did this transpire?
15:26Mmm. I'm glad you asked.
15:28Cool.
15:31Nina.
15:38Mmm.
15:39Evie's often remarked on the mindlessness of reality television,
15:42haven't you, Evie?
15:46Yeah, it's good when women talk in films.
15:53Fun.
15:54Then we stayed so late and danced all night.
15:57Everybody looked at us doing that.
15:59What, we don't even care? We didn't even care.
16:01No, I bet you didn't.
16:02And then when she turned up to London in just a torn pair of jeans
16:05with no make-up bag, I thought to myself,
16:07yeah, there she is.
16:09My person.
16:11Together we can move and shake the world.
16:14It is crazy quick, Neans.
16:16You're not wrong about that, but...
16:18If you don't take any risks.
16:20How do you know you're even alive?
16:23Cos you're breathing.
16:27Nope.
16:28What are you doing?
16:29I'm going to take a risk.
16:31You're leaving?
16:32Yes, sis, we love to see it.
16:34No.
16:36You can't just go, Nina.
16:38You're literally eating the food of frenzy.
16:40We're supposed to be eating the food of Takeaway Tuesday.
16:43No, no, Evie, no, no.
16:44She is embracing her new self.
16:46Entering her new era.
16:47She's self-actualising.
16:49We should let her go.
16:50Where are you even going?
16:51I'm going to go bowling with my work colleagues
16:52like a normal person and nobody can stop me.
16:54No, you're not.
16:55You hate putting your fingers in the holes.
16:56Yes, well, Evie, sometimes we have to stick our fingers
16:58in holes we don't like.
17:01Nina, you have to wear the bowling shoes.
17:04They'll make you.
17:05I don't care.
17:06It's time I did my own thing.
17:08OK.
17:09Well, obviously I'll support you.
17:10Thank you.
17:11Because women should always support other women.
17:13No matter what.
17:14Yes.
17:15Peace out.
17:20Well, she has completely lost it.
17:23I just want to say how honoured I am to be included
17:26in such a vulnerable conversation between two sisters.
17:30Come on, I'll show you.
17:32It's three spins, just like the Italians do it.
17:36There you go.
17:38Perfection.
17:44I'm going to wear my own shoes.
17:50OK.
18:12Oh, Nina, over here.
18:14Nina, we're here.
18:15You've finally come along.
18:18Get stuck in.
18:19Excuse me, Shane, as per our booking form,
18:22all players have to wear bowling shoes.
18:24I don't wear bowling shoes.
18:26Yeah, yeah, if Nina doesn't want to wear bowling shoes,
18:28Roxanne, that's, like, you know, totally OK with all of us.
18:31I looked it up, and in every other bowling alley
18:33in the world, a flat-soled shoe will suffice.
18:35It might be a different story in other bowling alleys.
18:37We're here, bowling for you, when we bowl,
18:40so help me God, we wear bowling shoes.
18:42I'm sorry, Nina, Roxanne's right.
18:44I mean, I'd let you, but it's these presky rules.
18:50I'm going to fight zombies.
18:55Did you know they actually use these games
18:57to scout for government assassins?
18:59Jesus, Declan, announce yourself.
19:02Gun up.
19:04I thought you had takeaways with your sister on Tuesday.
19:08Yeah, that's what I thought, and then I had to meet Ranesh,
19:11and I didn't want to meet Ranesh,
19:12because I thought he was going to be annoying,
19:14and then I met Ranesh, and it turns out he is annoying,
19:16and he's ruined Tuesday night takeaway with his pasta from Firenze,
19:19and everything's changed because Evie wants to walk on a knife edge.
19:23And since I've been forced against my will
19:25to find a new activity for Tuesday night,
19:27I decided to come bowling,
19:28where I'm being told I have to wear shoes full of disease.
19:31Bowling shoes are full of disease.
19:33You're right about that.
19:35You agree that bowling shoes are disgusting?
19:37Why do you come here?
19:39Gemma wants me to put myself forward more at work.
19:42Who's Gemma?
19:45Who's Gemma?
19:46Gemma, my wife of 23 years.
19:49Oh.
19:50You know, I like bowling, and I'm good at it.
19:52It's my flexible elbows.
19:55Evie said I wouldn't be able to bowl, and she's right.
19:59People like to put things in boxes.
20:01Look at Shane.
20:03Can't even accept that dinosaurs had feathers,
20:05because he doesn't remember it from Jurassic Park.
20:08But look at you.
20:09Nobody thought you'd ever come to team building bowling.
20:12Here you are.
20:13You're a dinosaur with feathers.
20:21The people we love won't ever understand
20:23how hard it can be to do these things,
20:26but we do them anyway.
20:28For them.
20:30And after years of experimentation,
20:33I've come up with a neat trick.
20:36It's the old double sock.
20:38Franklin, it is a travesty that you're a genius
20:41but your genius is yet to be recognised.
20:44Can't let them put you in a box.
20:50I'll try.
20:52And I'll bowl.
20:55But I am going to wear my own shoes.
20:59Final round.
21:05You high score.
21:06Coloured balls, what are they all that colour?
21:09It's green, I recognise.
21:10Straight down the middle.
21:14Shane, what is she doing?
21:16Where are her shoes?
21:17I am self-actualising.
21:29WHISTLE BLOWS
21:30Yay!
21:34Yay!
21:36That's right.
21:37Amazing.
21:43I love this.
21:59Hi.
22:00Hiya.
22:01I left you some pasta.
22:03Thank you.
22:07How was your night?
22:09Yeah, it was good.
22:11I killed a bunch of zombies,
22:14and then I got a strike,
22:16and I talked to my colleagues
22:18about how tired they are all the time.
22:20Sounds like a mad one.
22:22Yeah.
22:23I don't know.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:27Evie, this is so good.
22:29I know, right?
22:31It makes good pasta.
22:33Yeah.
22:38I'm really sorry about earlier,
22:40dinner and everything.
22:42I think it was probably a bit too much too soon.
22:49As much as I think it was too soon.
22:53As much as I think it's unhinged,
22:56and that Mum and Dad have lost their absolute minds,
23:00if you want me to get on board with your wedding,
23:03then...
23:05I'll do it.
23:06I'll do it for you, Evie.
23:08I'd really like that.
23:10OK.
23:12And...
23:14I'll make an effort with Ranesh,
23:17even though he is arguably
23:20the most irritating man alive.
23:22Oh, Nina.
23:24You remembered his name.
23:26Look at the pains.
23:27You're back from conquering your Everest.
23:29Hello.
23:30Hi.
23:31Your pasta slaps.
23:33Great.
23:34Did you ask her yet?
23:36Oh, yeah.
23:37Um...
23:41OK, Nina,
23:42there's something that I wanted to talk to you about.
23:45OK, as you know,
23:47I love Mad Amber.
23:49I love Mad Amber and Lulu and Luella and Lada.
23:51They're, like, the best girls ever and I'd literally die for them.
23:54But they've only known me for a wee bit of time
23:56and there's someone else,
23:58someone who's pretty spectacular,
24:01who's known me for my whole life.
24:09Who?
24:10You, you numpty.
24:12So, Nina...
24:16Will you be my maid of honour?
24:20Yeah.
24:21Yeah? You'll do it?
24:22Yes.
24:23She said yes.
24:24I heard yes. She said yes.
24:25That was a yes.
24:26She did it.
24:27Nina!
24:28Oh, my God!
24:29There you go.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31Yes.
24:32You can do bowling if you like that now.
24:34There's going to be dress fittings, cake, plumbers.
24:36We're going to do make-up tiles, hair tiles, old tiles.
24:39You should get your bangs back.
24:41Twins!
24:42You can pick fidget spinners for the table.
24:44We want to be a fully inclusive wedding.
24:46It's going to be so much fun.
24:47So much fun.
24:48The bestest fun.
24:49The bestest much fun ever.
24:51Bestest wedding.
24:52Best sister ever.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:24Oh, my God.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:26Oh, my God.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:29Oh, my God.
25:30Oh, my God.
25:31Oh, my God.
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25:33Oh, my God.
25:34Oh, my God.
25:35Oh, my God.
25:36Oh, my God.
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25:44Oh, my God.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46Oh, my God.