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00:00Man was born hungry.
00:05From this early desire, he developed a taste for food.
00:09Eating became a habit.
00:21With the inner man satisfied, he is filled with a sense of well-being.
00:27Ah.
00:36Hello, handsome.
00:39Hello, fat.
00:41Who's fat?
00:43Who? You.
00:46Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
00:53A bass fiddle.
00:55Yeah? Well, get a load of that, Mac.
00:58What a runner.
00:59Terrific at tennis, triple threat in football,
01:03record-breaking jumper, and boxing.
01:09Clever, fast, hard-hitting.
01:14Easy does it, fatty.
01:16I was an all-around athlete.
01:20That's right. Only now you're just all-round.
01:26You're going to pot.
01:31You're getting too big for your britches.
01:33Ah, it's just an old suit.
01:40Well, well, off with the old, on with the new.
01:46Stripes are slenderizing.
01:48No one can call you fat.
01:52We're too fat.
01:56Although you're a heavy eater...
01:58Any more grub, chub?
02:00...you always settle for a light lunch.
02:05Going up.
02:14You're just too fat.
02:15Fat? Hmm. Who's he calling fat?
02:20You are jolly, genial, lovable, and fat as a pig.
02:27I must be getting fat.
02:37What you got there, fat?
02:40Bring it here, junior.
02:46Hmm, here's an easy one.
02:50Let's say you touch your toes.
02:52Toes?
02:54If you can't see them, you can't touch them.
03:09Let's face it, chubby.
03:11Your trouble is eating.
03:13Eating?
03:15It says here, quote, eating and overweight go hand in hand.
03:20Uh...
03:23Hey, fat.
03:24Huh?
03:25You can't eat all that.
03:26No bread, gravy, beans, potatoes, pie, cake, cream, sugar, spaghetti, butter, starch.
03:32Just good old substantial low-calorie food.
03:38But better yet, firmly place the hams on the table and push.
03:44That's better.
03:55Uh-uh.
03:57Get thee behind me, salami.
04:04Attaboy, slats. I knew you could do it.
04:13Huh?
04:20Uh-uh.
04:22No munching between meals.
04:24Eat, eat, eat.
04:26Relax.
04:27Food?
04:28Forget it.
04:29Try a new hobby.
04:31Read a book.
04:32Yeah.
04:34Eat.
04:35Tender ham.
04:36Eat.
04:37Delicious pies.
04:38Eat.
04:39Mashed potatoes.
04:40Eat.
04:41Candied yams.
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04:43Fried chicken.
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04:45Melted butter.
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04:47Whipped cream.
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04:49Spaghetti.
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04:51Macaroni.
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04:53Cake, ice cream.
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04:55Uh...
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04:58Luscious grapes.
04:59Eat.
05:00Bananas.
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05:03Cold cuts.
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05:05Trout, golden brown.
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05:07French pastry, a la mode.
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05:09Cream puffs.
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05:15Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eating, eating, eating...
05:19Aah, stout fellow.
05:28Ah, stout fellow.
05:40Eat!
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05:59Eat, drink and be merry.
06:01And tomorrow, we dine.
06:19Mom.
06:20Yes?
06:21Where is my mom?
06:22Don't tell mom.
06:26Mom...
06:30Mom, where is the little sister?
06:33Tie her hair up.
06:35What?
06:36Tie her hair up.
06:37Tie her hair up?
06:38No, tie her up, so she looks like a ghost.
06:41Tie her hair up.
06:43Tie her hair up so she looks like a ghost.
06:46Let me see if you can see her nose.
06:49Here, it's too small.
06:55Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
06:58Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
07:03Just a little bit.
07:06Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
07:20Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
07:35Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
07:50Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
07:55Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
08:15Can you speak a little bit of Cantonese?
08:38Stout fellow.
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