A cryptozoological comedy about a freak, his plant, and the two liars who try to take him to freedom. | dG1fdkNHYm5XMjN2amc
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00:00So, Ois, you're recognized as a disgusting little freak by the government.
00:03Watch this.
00:04Your brother's trying to kill you.
00:06Gotcha.
00:07You can't trust anyone, and you're all alone.
00:10So what do you do for fun?
00:11Is Dr. Thorburn in?
00:12I really need to get to Airstrip.
00:14Well, we look like humans, but we can turn into bears.
00:19Are they even real?
00:20I thought we were supposed to be the monsters and all that.
00:22I'm sorry, I'm just not good under pressure.
00:23Neither is my mum's car!
00:2450-50, I came out the window with sunglasses on.
00:26Really?
00:27No.
00:28This whole situation could have been avoided if you just hadn't lied to her.
00:31You know what they say.
00:32In life, it's not how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
00:38Is that old or new tech?
00:40Tigger, so, I think new.
00:43He's gonna break my arms, he's gonna break my legs, and he's gonna pull out my eyes with an ice cream spoon.
00:49I'm not playing!
00:53This is our chance to grow as people.
00:55Hope you've got your running shoes on.
00:59Look, I may have told a little fib so that he'll trust us, but we get him there safely, and he's none the wiser.
01:04Just please, keep it together for the baby.
01:07Alright, well, there's that.
01:09Should be like 40 minutes to my mum's car.
01:12Ow.
01:13Oh my god!
01:14Shit!
01:20Mum's gonna kill me.
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