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00:00Where did he go?
00:11Come, I've made a place for you.
00:16What is this?
00:18I've made a place for you.
00:19For what?
00:20Are you going to give birth there?
00:22Don't you dare touch me!
00:25Disgusting man!
00:26What?
00:27I'm a virgin.
00:29Very good, then let me give birth.
00:36Don't talk nonsense.
00:38You've become a fool.
00:40Why?
00:41Don't you know the value of a man?
00:43What value?
00:44I've seen a man for the first time.
00:46Have you ever seen a rich man?
00:48Are you rich?
00:49What else?
00:50Really?
00:51He's a millionaire.
00:53Show me a million.
00:54A million.
00:56Show me.
00:57Are you going to give birth here?
00:59Show me.
01:00I've brought it for you, show me.
01:02Which girl do you want?
01:03For me?
01:04Civic.
01:05Civic?
01:06I'll give you a tight slap.
01:09I've kept a plane for you.
01:15Listen to me.
01:17You have a plane?
01:19I've another sister.
01:22Why?
01:23Peace.
01:25Peace?
01:26Tell me the truth, do you have a plane?
01:28For God's sake.
01:29I don't know anything about planes.
01:31You have to come here.
01:33Yes, but it's a town.
01:35You can't come here.
01:36I see.
01:37Which plane do you have?
01:39Jangi.
01:43F-16.
01:44What?
01:45F-16.
01:46You call it F-16?
01:47Yes.
01:48We call it Subayala.
01:49Subayala.
01:54You start misbehaving slowly.
01:56I don't understand what you're saying.
01:58I misbehave slowly.
02:05I misbehave with people who misbehave with me.
02:10I always misbehave slowly.
02:12So that you don't get slapped.
02:14Absolutely.
02:15Jangi, do you have a plane?
02:18No.
02:19Jangi, do you have a plane?
02:21We destroy planes.
02:30Our planes have also destroyed planes.
02:33No, no.
02:34It's not like that.
02:36Do you know where the plane is?
02:41No.
02:42I don't know.
02:43Then you'll know when the plane is destroyed.
02:48Okay.
02:51Sir, this plane is...
02:53I asked you what it is.
02:55You're asking me questions.
02:57But I'm a soldier's son.
03:00I'll tell you.
03:02Come on, tell me.
03:04Come on, tell me.
03:06Tell me quickly.
03:07You should know the atomic power.
03:10Come on, tell me.
03:11This plane is...
03:12The enemy's base.
03:14Come on, tell me.
03:17Okay.
03:18Tell me.
03:19I won't react.
03:20Huh?
03:21Okay, tell me more.
03:22Don't react.
03:23I'll tell you.
03:24You'll understand.
03:26Come on, tell me.
03:28To increase knowledge.
03:29Okay, to increase knowledge.
03:31This plane is the enemy's base.
03:33Okay.
03:34In it...
03:35We keep weapons and ammunition.
03:40Okay.
03:42Okay.
03:43Come on.
03:44Huh?
03:45Okay.
03:46Have you ever seen a handgun?
03:51Sir, I'm a soldier's son.
03:54I'm a soldier's son.
03:55You two are fighting all the time.
04:00Come on, tell me.
04:01What is a handgun?
04:03A handgun is...
04:05When you can't find a weapon, you shoot it.
04:10You shoot it with your hand, right?
04:13Yes, that's right.
04:15It's a very dangerous weapon.
04:18You don't know where it is.
04:19If you want, you can shoot it with your hand.
04:35I'm not alone.
04:36All the soldiers are sitting here.
04:44You're a very bad man.
04:45Huh?
04:46You're a very bad man.
04:48Have you ever seen a rocket launcher?
04:49No, I haven't.
04:52No, I haven't seen a rocket launcher.
04:55What is a rocket launcher?
04:56What is a rocket launcher?
04:58It's used to launch war.
05:00It's used to launch war.
05:02It's used to kill a lot of people.
05:06What is a rocket launcher?
05:09It's used to launch retired soldiers.
05:13Why is that?
05:14Huh?
05:15Why is that?
05:16It's used to kill fat people.
05:29I understood.
05:30Huh?
05:31I understood.
05:32No, you haven't understood yet.
05:33No, I understood.
05:34I understood.
05:35That's it.
05:36I understood.
05:37Okay, listen.
05:38Yes?
05:39Have you seen a cannon?
05:43Huh?
05:44Yes, there is one.
05:45What?
05:46Yes, there is one.
05:47Huh?
05:48Yes, there is one.
05:49You first tell.
05:50Have you seen one?
05:51Yes, there is one.
05:52Show me again.
05:53Have you seen one?
05:54If there is one in front of me.
05:56Yes or no?
05:57Well, what happens if I see?
05:58Then I'll shoot.
06:01No, I haven't.
06:02Huh?
06:03No, I haven't.
06:04Then it'll be a cannon that fires bullets.
06:06Then it'll be a cannon that fires bullets.
06:08That's it.
06:09Have you seen a cannon?
06:10Huh?
06:11Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
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