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00:00The world is a place of rich people,
00:02otherwise, the relatives are of beggars too.
00:08What is the tension of the boys?
00:09What is the tension?
00:10The boy's tension, the boy's worries, the boy's worries.
00:12A boy says,
00:13mom says,
00:14become a human.
00:14Teacher says,
00:15become a rooster.
00:16Girl says,
00:16become a brother.
00:22Yesterday, he was emotional and saying,
00:23he bites Loha Lohe,
00:24he bites Hira Hira.
00:25At that time, a dog bit him from behind and left.
00:30The girls who do makeup, I want to tell them through your program,
00:35Boys and Girls is a very decent message.
00:36The girls who have boys behind them,
00:39wash your face and get rid of those boys.
00:43The girls who do makeup, I want to tell them through your program,
00:46Boys and Girls is a very decent message.
00:48The girls who have boys behind them,
00:50wash your face and get rid of those boys.
00:54It is true that 90% of women
00:56call men brothers not respectfully, but cautiously.
01:00I have seen some girls,
01:04after sleeping all day,
01:05she says at night,
01:06I don't want to sleep because of her memories.
01:09Mr. Fadekar,
01:10old people say,
01:12that in our time,
01:13we used to light candles,
01:14light lanterns and study.
01:16If you were so fond of studying,
01:17you could have studied during the day.
01:22A husband says,
01:23after marriage,
01:23we realize one thing,
01:25whether we have someone in the world or not,
01:27but it is our fault.
01:30A husband will say to his wife,
01:33you work so much,
01:34you get tired every day,
01:35why don't we hire a maid?
01:36The wife says,
01:37I don't trust you.
01:38Earlier, I was a maid in this house.
01:43I have noticed that your hair
01:44has created a commotion everywhere.
01:46Your hair has created a commotion everywhere.
01:48Your hair has created a commotion everywhere.
01:50Sometimes in lentil,
01:52sometimes in vegetables,
01:53sometimes in bread.
01:54Yes, he wouldn't.
01:57Think about me,
01:58the doctor told me yesterday,
01:59that there is a lack of girl's number in your WhatsApp.
02:06There is one thing,
02:07if someone's fever is not fine for 10 days in our country,
02:10the person goes straight to relatives.
02:11Someone has done magic.
02:16If a hen drinks water,
02:18why doesn't it go to the toilet?
02:18I said, if you drink water,
02:20why don't you lay eggs?
02:24The woman has 5 minutes to get ready,
02:27and the man has 5 minutes.
02:28I'm coming right now.
02:29It's the same.
02:33Now you see,
02:33a politician went to a village,
02:34and asked the villagers,
02:35what is the problem?
02:36Tell me, I will solve all the problems.
02:37One elder said,
02:38there are two big problems in our village.
02:39One, there are no doctors in our village.
02:41The second politician said,
02:42stop.
02:43Stop there.
02:43He took out the phone from his pocket.
02:44He said, listen,
02:45I need 15 doctors in this village.
02:48Yes.
02:49Phone.
02:49I'm turning off the phone.
02:50Turn off the phone.
02:51Okay.
02:51Tell me the second problem, elder.
02:52Tell me the second problem.
02:53The second problem of the elder is that
02:54there is no signal in our village.
02:57What is that?
03:00I have a question.
03:01What are the two most commonicular things?
03:03What are the common things?
03:04You can't stare at both.
03:09Sir, they say that
03:10if you truly love someone,
03:12the world will get married to someone else.
03:18What is happening in today's weddings,
03:20Adnan?
03:21In today's weddings,
03:22even the denominations are decided according to the dollar.
03:24It feels like a girl is asking for a 10 in theique.
03:27If a girl is skinny, they say zero figure.
03:32And if a guy is skinny, they say he's finished.
03:36If you're with me, my world is prosperous.
03:39If you're with me, my world is prosperous.
03:42If you're with me, my world is prosperous.
03:45Tell your dad that he's your son-in-law.
03:48If you're with me, my world is prosperous.
03:51If you're with me, my world is prosperous.
03:53Politicians say the dollar is going up, the petrol is going up, so let it go.
03:56But we're also going up.
03:59I'm telling you how stingy they are.
04:00They're so stingy.
04:01I went to their house two weeks ago.
04:02They said, Barkat, what will you drink? Cold or hot?
04:04I said both.
04:05They said, ma'am, do one thing.
04:06Get a glass of water from the freezer and a glass of water from the geyser.
04:12And if you stand close to the transformer and say,
04:15Hey, it's going to rain.
04:16The TV goes off.
04:19One thing is for sure.
04:20Men don't have a favorite woman.
04:21All innocent women like her.
04:27If someone tells you that money isn't everything,
04:29you should ask for a loan.