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00:00Come on, Karan Debe.
00:02I have a job for you.
00:04It's not that easy.
00:06Can't a goat walk?
00:08Everyday I stand in front of your house.
00:10I don't stay in front of your house.
00:12You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:14You can't do any work.
00:26Peace be upon you.
00:28Peace be upon you too.
00:30How are you?
00:32I am fine.
00:34Where is my goat?
00:36I don't have a goat.
00:38I am fine.
00:40It's been two hours.
00:42I am tired.
00:50What are you doing?
00:52Nothing.
00:54Let's go.
00:56Let's go home.
01:00Brother Pallu.
01:02Yes.
01:04Where is my goat?
01:06Your goat?
01:08Yes, my black goat.
01:10Open the door.
01:12Okay.
01:14I am going home.
01:16Okay.
01:18Thank you.
01:26Who is it?
01:28Yes.
01:30Where is my goat?
01:32You idiot.
01:34My goat has come to your house.
01:36Tell me one thing.
01:38I don't give tuition to your goat.
01:40I will make my goat a doctor.
01:42I will give you a good tuition.
01:44Tell me one thing.
01:46Why did you come here?
01:48Why did you bring mangoes?
01:50I came here to ask about my goat.
01:52I don't want to get married.
01:54Why are you acting smart?
01:56Do you understand?
01:58You are going to marry my goat.
02:00I am not going to listen to you.
02:02What is it?
02:04I have never brought mangoes to any woman.
02:06You are a very bad woman.
02:08You are a bad woman.
02:10You are a bad woman.
02:12I will slap you.
02:14Don't talk too much.
02:16I don't want to know anything.
02:18I don't want to know anything either.
02:20I will break your door tomorrow.
02:22But what about your goat?
02:23You can't even hold your own goat properly.
02:27You can't even tie the rope to the fort.
02:29I'll give you 7 days.
02:30If I'm alive, you'll be 16.
02:33If you die, you won't even have a grave with me.
02:37I know.
02:38You'll tie me to the goats and bring me to the grave.
02:42Wow!
02:43Katrina Kaif!
02:45I'll see you standing there.
02:47Your mother and father won't let me see your face.
02:50You're not even a poet.
02:53I won't even let you see my face.
02:55Mind your own business.
02:57Go mind your own business.
02:58Why did you knock on my door?
03:00Ill-mannered, dirty human.
03:02I came to see my goat.
03:04Move back.
03:06Your goat didn't come to my house.
03:09Tell me something.
03:10Be a human and tell me what you want.
03:14I'm my father's daughter.
03:17My goat is a gambler.
03:19My goat is a prostitute.
03:21Then what do you want?
03:23Your goat doesn't belong to me.
03:24Look inside.
03:26It doesn't belong to you.
03:27It doesn't belong to you.
03:29Look inside.
03:32It's a blue suit.
03:34It's a red dress.
03:39I'll slap you.
03:41If you come to my house again,
03:43don't come to my house like this.
03:45If your goat doesn't belong to you, get lost.
03:47Go.
03:48Ill-mannered, dirty human.
03:51My goat is a prostitute.
03:53If a prostitute's husband is a gambler,
03:55he's a gambler.
03:57I'm not talking about you.
03:59No, I'm a prostitute.
04:02If she's a prostitute,
04:04then she's a prostitute.
04:05She can sit at home peacefully.
04:07You're a prostitute too.
04:09You're a prostitute too.
04:11I'm 22 years old.
04:13You're 33 years old.
04:15I'm not 33 years old.
04:17I'm 25 years old.
04:19I'm 25 years old.
04:21Don't talk nonsense.
04:23You don't talk to me.
04:25You don't talk to me either.
04:27I'm a prostitute.
04:28You're a prostitute.
04:29I can cut off your teeth.
04:31Hey, hey, hey.
04:33If you talk to me like that,
04:35I'll slap you.
04:39What are you doing?
04:41Give me a bottle.
04:43You're a prostitute after me.
04:45Here.
04:47Now you know.
04:49I'm a family man.
04:51You're a king.
04:53Did my goat come or not?
04:55My brother, your goat didn't come to my house.
04:57That's right.
04:59I'll find out.
05:01There's no fight between us.
05:03You're my brother and I'm your sister.
05:05Okay.
05:07Thank you very much.
05:11Sons of prostitutes!
05:15I'll slash your face.
05:17I'm not cutting off your hair.
05:19I'll kill you on the spot.
05:21If I don't kill you,
05:23My name is not Satan.
05:27The wise extrapolate.
05:29if you kill a woman,
05:31she will die.
05:33If you kill women,
05:35my name is not satan.
05:37Come on, you must live birb.
05:39My heart is fluttering, my heart is fluttering
05:41My heart is fluttering, my heart is fluttering
05:43My heart is fluttering, my heart is fluttering
05:45Assalam-o-Alaikum
05:47Assalam-o-Alaikum
05:49Aunty, how are you?
05:51My name is Seti, not Senti
05:53Sit down
05:55Aunty, your name is so beautiful
05:57Yes, yes, sit down
05:59Wait, who are these people?
06:01Aunty, what should I tell you?
06:03They ran away
06:05They ran away
06:07When two people are in love
06:09One song is enough
06:11And the other song is not enough
06:13That's right
06:15Today's time is
06:17Too bad, too bad, too bad
06:19Anyway, he is a good man
06:21What's the matter?
06:23Aunty, people's blood is pure
06:25What's the matter? Tell me
06:27Aunty, what should I tell you?
06:29Yes
06:31He is Noori Piran
06:33Yes, yes, Khushiya's husband
06:35Khushiya's nephew
06:37Yes, yes
06:39Baba Neelani
06:41Yes, he lives in the village
06:43He lives in the village
06:45Yes, he lives there
06:47He has gone to the village to pray for you
06:49Oh my God
06:51For me?
06:53Aunty, your husband
06:55Yes
06:57He left Senti
06:59Oh my God
07:01He has gone to the village to pray for me
07:03Yes
07:05He left Senti
07:07And he came to me
07:09He is wearing nice clothes
07:11Wait a minute
07:13Listen to me
07:15Come out
07:17What happened?
07:19Listen to me
07:21What's the matter?
07:23What's the matter?
07:25What's the matter?
07:27What's the matter?
07:29People are beating you
07:31What do you mean?
07:33People are beating you
07:35And Noori Pirani
07:37Yes
07:39Khushiya's nephew
07:41Yes
07:43Baba Neelani
07:45I went there
07:47He left Senti
07:49And he came to me
07:51He is wearing nice clothes
07:53He is wearing nice shoes
07:55And he is beating me
07:57He left Senti and came to me
07:59Listen to me
08:01Give me permission
08:03I want to go to him
08:05What do you want from me?
08:07I don't want anything
08:09I don't want anything
08:11You can go alone
08:13I will go with you
08:15Wait
08:17Wait
08:19Wait
08:21Wait
08:23Wait
08:25Wait
08:27Wait
08:29Wait
08:31Wait