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00:00Wake up brother, I am opening the shop.
00:03You open it with him.
00:08Assalamualaikum Sir.
00:09Waalaikumassalam.
00:10Is this petrol or diesel?
00:11What kind of a person are you?
00:16Are you sitting with a dog?
00:17Uncle, it's a goat.
00:18Ask the goat.
00:23Oh my brother, Ashraf Ali.
00:26Ashraf Ali, tell me, is everything fine in the village?
00:29Ashraf Ali.
00:30Ashraf Ali.
00:31Ashraf Ali.
00:36Are you looking for some other business?
00:38Oh brother, didn't you have a shop for bullets and crackers?
00:41Oh, I closed it.
00:42Later I became a doctor and finished that too.
00:44Why?
00:45The first day a patient came to me, he said, I have a stomachache.
00:47I said, this is a pomegranate, you just have to run your stomach.
00:51Hey, I heard you were beaten up from the hotel yesterday.
00:53Yes, man.
00:54Why?
00:55They put a menu in front of me.
00:56I said, I will eat at home.
00:5950, 30, 35, 40.
01:02Sir, do you want the bill to double?
01:04Yes, I want it to double.
01:06Open the window and count.
01:12Yes, son, what is the problem?
01:14Sir, I have a stomachache.
01:16What do you eat at night?
01:18Sir, at night I eat mutton, fish, chicken tikka, chicken kebab.
01:23Then I drink 2-3 glasses of milk, eat a lot of pomegranate and then eat sweets.
01:28Didn't you die after eating so much?
01:30I should have died, doctor.
01:31I drank 1.5 liters of Sprite and survived.
01:36Yes, your crime has been proved.
01:39And tomorrow morning you will be hanged.
01:43Do you have any last wish?
01:45Tell me.
01:46Sir, I want to eat mangoes.
01:47Mangoes are 6 months late.
01:49I will wait.
01:50Hello.
01:53Jaan, your jewelry was stolen.
01:56I stole it.
01:58Okay, no one forgave you.
02:00Jaan, you didn't have Rs. 1,00,000 in your wallet.
02:03I took Rs. 50,000 from it.
02:05Okay, get rid of these things.
02:07You take care of your mother.
02:09Jaan, you didn't see the number of Latif Motor in my mobile.
02:12And we had a fight.
02:14Your suspicion was right.
02:15She was a girl, not a boy.
02:17Okay, get rid of these things.
02:18Jaan, listen to me.
02:19I was the one who mixed poison in your tea.
02:32Peer ji.
02:33Yes.
02:34My lover is upset with me.
02:36It's okay, son.
02:37Give her Peer's number.
02:41Yes, son, I have grown old.
02:42You take care of your happiness.
02:44You go home.
02:45Dad, I don't know anything about these things.
02:47I will explain.
02:48Tell me.
02:49Your cousin is sick.
02:51Go and ask him.
02:53Ask him how the patient is.
02:55He is fine.
02:56Thank God.
02:58Ask him which doctor he is getting treated.
03:00Tell him the name of the doctor.
03:02He is a good doctor.
03:03He has good treatment.
03:05Okay, dad.
03:06You don't worry.
03:07I will take care of my happiness.
03:08Give me your blessings.
03:09God bless you.
03:10Mithu.
03:11Hello.
03:12Hello.
03:13How is the patient?
03:14His health is very bad.
03:15It's difficult to save him.
03:16Thank God.
03:17Yes.
03:18Which doctor are you getting treated?
03:20All the doctors are suffering.
03:22Only Israel is left.
03:23He is a good doctor.
03:24He has good treatment.
03:25Hello.
03:34What are you looking for?
03:35I lost my boot.
03:38Was it smaller or bigger?
03:40This is it.
03:43Are you looking for another job?
03:45No.
03:46You don't drive an ambulance.
03:47I don't need it.
03:48Why?
03:49I was going to Multan with my wife.
03:51My pocket was full.
03:52I took 5-7 rides.
03:56What are you doing, sir?
03:57I live for that.
03:59That's amazing.
04:00You live for that.
04:01At your age,
04:02you would have made Pakistan.
04:05At your age,
04:06you would have hanged Puto.
04:07Hello.
04:37Curse your tomato.
04:47Do you do the cutting?
04:48Yes.
04:50You don't do the cutting.
04:51You do your job first.
05:00Will Das do the cutting
05:01or should I go somewhere else?
05:03I do the cutting.
05:04I don't count here.
05:05I will cut there too.
05:06Look here.
05:07Amazing.
05:09No.
05:10I thought you were a Taveera.
05:14Will your name do the cutting?
05:17What name?
05:18Not your name.
05:19Like Salman Khan.
05:21Like Khas Khas Jain.
05:23Oh.
05:24I will do it.
05:25I did it the day before yesterday.
05:27I got 1400 rupees.
05:29Hello.
05:30I wanted to get 1300 rupees first.
05:33How will this hotel stay?
05:34The tea is good.
05:35The hotel is very good
05:36but if you look at the tea stall carefully,
05:38you will find that there is nothing to drink.
05:42Come.
05:43Let's have tea first.
05:44Let's go.
05:48I am very tired today.
05:50You should not say that
05:51Baba has become a monkey.
05:53The hotel is very good.
05:55Look at the tea stall.
05:56Shahzada Charles is standing there.
05:58Yes.
05:59We are very tired.
06:00Tell us which tea do you want?
06:03We have sugar tea,
06:04jaggery tea,
06:05green tea,
06:06and black coffee.
06:07How do you make this black coffee?
06:09I make a simple tea and put it in my finger.
06:11Then the black coffee is ready.
06:19It's Sheeda's phone.
06:20Talk to her.
06:21Hello.
06:22Sheeda,
06:23there is no new hotel on Khushab Road.
06:24The tea was good.
06:25We had tea and came.
06:26We have a headache.
06:27Now we are coming to you.
06:28I also have a headache.
06:29Yes.
06:30We have brought it for you too.
06:32Allahu Akbar.
06:33Look at this artist.
06:34He is from the West Indies.
06:35He looks like Chris Gayle.
06:37Look at him.
06:38He looks like the owner of 35 gutters.
06:40If he was a boatman,
06:41he would have taken the kids outside.
06:43He would have come this way.
06:45Brother,
06:46will we get tea?
06:47Yes.
06:48Then wash your hands
06:49and make two cups of tea.
06:54Fly away, bird.
06:57Tell me something
06:59that I will earn money
07:00if people support me.
07:02Do you have a pillow?
07:03Yes, I do.
07:04There is a latrine there.
07:06If people support you,
07:07you will earn money.
07:16What happened?
07:17I got a call from Abbey.
07:19Why?
07:20His brother came
07:21and said that he wants to have a drink.
07:22I took him to the border.
07:23Hello.
07:27I want to see your relationship.
07:28Give me a message.
07:29Oh no.
07:30Tell him that
07:31I should be the one
07:32who charges for the bed.
07:33Hello.