Take care comedy movie
After being injured in an accident, Frannie discovers that her friends and family do not want to take care of her. She turns to her ex, Devon, for help but things take an unexpected turn.
Transcript
00:00:00So I'll be Batman for Halloween.
00:00:04You can be...
00:00:05Alfred.
00:00:06Alfred?
00:00:07Yeah.
00:00:08Why not Robin as sidekick?
00:00:09Batman doesn't need a sidekick.
00:00:10He needs somebody to pick up his dry cleaners.
00:00:11Wait.
00:00:12Not cleaners.
00:00:13That's Rita.
00:00:14So what?
00:00:15So what?
00:00:16This is my chance.
00:00:17You're kidding me.
00:00:18Those are high school girls, Jake.
00:00:19Listen.
00:00:20Walk like ten steps behind me and when I reach her, go hide behind Mrs. Gomez's bush and
00:00:27wait for us to leave.
00:00:28It's Miss Gomez.
00:00:30Just hide behind the Mexican lady's bush, Sam.
00:00:32Why can't I just walk ahead of you and go to school?
00:00:34Because if Rita rides the tart cart, I don't want to walk the rest of the way to school
00:00:37alone.
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00:01:29Is this right?
00:01:31Mr. Sanderson, I think this is right.
00:01:38Nope.
00:01:41No.
00:01:42It's wrong.
00:01:43You're never going to get that one right.
00:01:46No, no, no, no, I meant even someone old enough to take the SATs would have trouble with that.
00:01:57Well, maybe not.
00:02:02But you're eleven for Christ's sakes, it's not a big deal, you're not smart enough for this.
00:02:05My mom thinks I'm smart enough for it.
00:02:07You know what, your mom's delusional.
00:02:09Well Sam, I don't think you're the right person for this job.
00:02:12Just remember Linda, I got a perfect score on my SATs and I never went to college.
00:02:17A great SAT score doesn't mean a great future.
00:02:20You owe me $60 for the hour.
00:02:27My rental just got a flat.
00:02:29I've never changed a tire in my life, I'm not gonna start now.
00:02:32Just gonna jog it out.
00:02:34I don't know that I want you to meet my dad just yet, or ever.
00:02:37I'm literally seeing him as I walk down the aisle, I'm meeting his new wife and she takes off her goddamn veils quick in and out.
00:02:42What the fuck?
00:02:43No, no, I'm not involving you because I love you.
00:02:46Listen, everything you don't like about me, it's my dad times a million.
00:02:51Look, I really don't want to fight about it.
00:03:07What?
00:03:15Oh, fuck!
00:03:17Don't move, let me get your dad.
00:03:24Jakey, there you are, I thought we lost your man.
00:03:28I was just watching the Yanks in the other room.
00:03:31They played our commercial like six times.
00:03:33Jersey Junkers will kill you with lower prices.
00:03:38Do you recognize the voice? She does all the voices.
00:03:40I sent you the YouTube, right?
00:03:46How are you feeling?
00:03:50Come again, Jake?
00:03:51What?
00:03:54Oh, well, you got into a fight with a car, kiddo.
00:03:58The car won.
00:04:00Kiddo, I want you to formally meet my beautiful bride, Miss Cassandra.
00:04:05You got married?
00:04:07Yeah, of course.
00:04:09We got skinny on you and then we just went on with the ceremony.
00:04:13I am exhausted.
00:04:15The DJ played every song I asked him to.
00:04:19Your father.
00:04:21I got video of it, don't worry.
00:04:30Don't you have tutoring today?
00:04:32No, I think I got fired.
00:04:34Why would they fire you?
00:04:36You got a perfect score on your SATs, there's no better tutor in this town.
00:04:40I was tutoring a ten-year-old.
00:04:42You can't take the SATs that young.
00:04:44Exactly.
00:04:45Kids aren't smart enough then.
00:04:47Right.
00:04:48Well, that's just silly.
00:04:50I know.
00:04:52You win some, you lose some.
00:04:55I'll just pick up some more shifts at St. Vincent's.
00:04:59I'll figure it out, Mom.
00:05:02We'll be okay.
00:05:05I don't know.
00:05:07We'll figure it out.
00:05:10Did you hear about Jacob?
00:05:12Who?
00:05:13Jacob. Jake.
00:05:15No, what about him?
00:05:17Jake, everything's gonna be fine.
00:05:19You got like a month of physical therapy and that's it, no big deal.
00:05:22Plus, you got the run of the house and we just renovated and everything.
00:05:26What the fuck are you talking about?
00:05:27We're gonna get out of your hair, kiddo.
00:05:29No big deal.
00:05:31Hey, where are you going?
00:05:33It's our honeymoon, kiddo.
00:05:35Don't call me that.
00:05:36Your honeymoon?
00:05:38I can't be alone.
00:05:39What, you can't come with us, Jake? That's nuts.
00:05:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:05:43I don't want to go with you, I want you to stay.
00:05:49Jake, you're gonna get in a good five or six car accidents in your life.
00:05:54I only get one honeymoon with this beautiful woman.
00:05:57Be reasonable.
00:05:59Now look, we're gonna push our flights back a couple of days,
00:06:01and when we do leave, you're gonna get the best in-house care money can buy.
00:06:05Okay?
00:06:08Come on.
00:06:11Go!
00:06:24Go!
00:06:51I got it.
00:06:55You call those specialists yet?
00:07:00You're leaving tomorrow.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03No, I just gotta confirm a, you know, a few things.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08Hey, Jake, there's someone named Sam here to see you.
00:07:10Sam?
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:13He's like a squirrely little Jewish kid?
00:07:15I don't know, he could be Italian or something.
00:07:19Hey, buddy. What's going on?
00:07:22How are you, Mr. Kittner?
00:07:23Fine, fine, fine.
00:07:25So, what you got going on these days?
00:07:28Nothing much. Heard Jake got into an accident.
00:07:31Yeah, yeah. On the way to my wedding.
00:07:34Selfish son of a bitch.
00:07:35It's always gotta be about him, right?
00:07:39All finished?
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:41Hey, Cassandra, do me a favor. Grab that desk lamp, plug it in over there.
00:07:46Sure thing, kiddo.
00:07:48So, anyway, you working? You got anything? Making any money?
00:07:54Actually, times are kind of tough right now. I just lost a client.
00:08:00What do you do for a living?
00:08:01I'm a tutor for the SATs.
00:08:06So, you know, just...
00:08:10Is Jake here?
00:08:11Hm?
00:08:12Jake?
00:08:13Yeah, yeah. No, totally.
00:08:14Oh, okay.
00:08:15Yeah, run up and see him.
00:08:17Cool.
00:08:18But catch me on the way back.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:24Would you like something to drink?
00:08:25Maybe a glass of water.
00:08:33Who's there?
00:08:35It's Sam, man. I heard about the accident.
00:08:38Who?
00:08:39Sam. Sam Sanderson from back when we were kids.
00:08:42Who's talking?
00:08:43Sam Sanderson.
00:08:47Jeez, man. It's been a long time.
00:08:50Yeah. It has.
00:08:53I hear you're doing really well.
00:08:55Well, I've been better, considering.
00:08:58You know, I was considering calling you.
00:09:01There's just been a lot of shit between us.
00:09:03It's been a really long, long time. I can't say that enough.
00:09:06Long time from what?
00:09:09I can't see you. My vision's going in and out.
00:09:12Are you okay? Should I get your dad?
00:09:14My dad? My dad's been dead for many years.
00:09:18They took him away a long time ago.
00:09:20Who did?
00:09:22The Spaniards.
00:09:24What?
00:09:26Buddy, buddy, there's a miracle on 34th Street.
00:09:30You've got to help me find it.
00:09:34Who are you?
00:09:40Sam. Sam. Sam. It's me, Jakey.
00:09:43I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't remember anything.
00:09:49They told me I got into an accident, but I don't remember you.
00:09:56Thank you. I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
00:09:59It's Cassandra.
00:10:01Thanks, Cassandra.
00:10:02No problem.
00:10:03Cassandra was born in Tenafly, New Jersey.
00:10:05She graduated from Montclair State with a degree in fashion history.
00:10:08Her favorite color is turquoise, and she likes swimming for exercise.
00:10:12Hi, Cassandra.
00:10:17Who are you?
00:10:21Fucking piece of shit.
00:10:24Who's a piece of shit?
00:10:26Who's talking?
00:10:28Who are you?
00:10:32Sam.
00:10:35Is Jake suffering from memory loss?
00:10:37Not that I know of.
00:10:39I didn't think so.
00:10:41Hey, hey, hey, hey. Where are you going?
00:10:44Home.
00:10:45What happened?
00:10:46Your son's an asshole.
00:10:47I know, but what happened?
00:10:49I'm going home.
00:10:50Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. Listen.
00:10:53Cassie and I, we just got married. We're going on our honeymoon.
00:10:56Congratulations.
00:10:57No, wait, wait. Do you know how fucking expensive in-home care is?
00:11:00I didn't.
00:11:01I mean, I was throwing the term around like it was nothing, and then I looked it up.
00:11:04Well, let him pay for it. He's got all the money.
00:11:06You know, he's not doing as well as he likes to sing about.
00:11:08It costs a lot of money to put a piece of metal on somebody's shoulder.
00:11:12Now, listen.
00:11:13We are going to get onto that plane to St. Bart's.
00:11:16I mean, come on.
00:11:18I don't deserve this.
00:11:20So how about it?
00:11:21Look, he's going to be in a wheelchair for, like, another week, right?
00:11:24And then after that, it's going to be a lot easier.
00:11:26So, do your oldest friend a big favor.
00:11:30Stay with Jake while we're gone.
00:11:33Absolutely not.
00:11:35I'll pay you $750.
00:11:37How long do I have to be here for?
00:11:38A month.
00:11:39A thousand.
00:11:41Deal.
00:11:42$500 now. $500 when we get back.
00:11:45Now, we're leaving in the morning.
00:11:47I mean, you've got to stay here.
00:11:49You understand that, right?
00:11:50I mean, I can't have you going home at night just in case something happens.
00:11:54Are you sure you're okay with me staying here?
00:11:56I'm not a nurse.
00:11:57You work with kids.
00:11:59Not the same thing.
00:12:01It's fine.
00:12:02Listen.
00:12:03I wouldn't do this unless I trusted that everything would be okay.
00:12:06I mean, it's not like I'm a shady father, right?
00:12:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:12:24What?
00:12:42Hello?
00:12:44What's going on, dummy?
00:12:45Who are you?
00:12:46Drop it.
00:12:47I talked to your dad.
00:12:48Who?
00:12:49Eat shit, Jake.
00:12:50I'm going to go downstairs, make a sandwich.
00:12:52You want something?
00:12:53Yes.
00:12:54All right.
00:12:59Is there a note or something down there?
00:13:02No.
00:13:04Why would there be?
00:13:05For the nurse.
00:13:07My dad said he was going to get me a living nurse.
00:13:09Fuck you, Jake.
00:13:11Wank.
00:13:13If you call me that while I'm here, I'm going to walk out.
00:13:17And you're going to shit yourself and starve to death in that bed.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21Did I stutter?
00:13:22Did I stutter?
00:13:23Don't call me that, Jake.
00:13:30It's turkey.
00:13:31Are you kidding?
00:13:32Your dad left food money, but that's the best I can do right now with what's in the fridge.
00:13:36Is this a joke?
00:13:37It's the best I can do, considering.
00:13:40You're on an airplane, Jake.
00:13:46You want anything to drink?
00:13:49Don't try to move, or I'll hobble you.
00:13:57Hey!
00:13:58I have to go to the bathroom.
00:14:02Watch the door, asshole.
00:14:04This door isn't wide enough.
00:14:06Why would my dad's second floor bathroom be wheelchair accessible?
00:14:09The default for any bathroom should be that it be wheelchair accessible.
00:14:13Right.
00:14:14Why don't you go ahead and pioneer that one, nurse?
00:14:16A second floor wheelchair accessible bathroom is a great idea.
00:14:19Alright, whatever.
00:14:21Sam, come on.
00:14:23I'm messing with you.
00:14:25Come back.
00:14:27Sam.
00:14:29I'm going to shit my pants.
00:14:31Easy.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:39Hey.
00:14:41Can't shit through my pants, buddy.
00:14:44Move it on back.
00:14:54Nothing you haven't seen before.
00:14:59Who is it?
00:15:00I don't know yet. I haven't opened the door.
00:15:02Who is it?
00:15:07Hey, I got a delivery here for Jacob Kittner.
00:15:09Yeah, I can sign for it.
00:15:10He's not Jacob Kittner.
00:15:12I'm not.
00:15:13Are you a resident of this house?
00:15:14He is not a resident of this house.
00:15:16I'm not.
00:15:17Is there someone who can sign for this who is?
00:15:19It ain't him.
00:15:20He is Jacob Kittner. He can sign for it.
00:15:23I'm Jacob Kittner.
00:15:25Sign here.
00:15:28This guy, he kidnapped me. He broke my arm and leg.
00:15:31You gotta help me.
00:15:33Did he also cast and set your injuries?
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36He's a doctor.
00:15:38You gotta help me.
00:15:40Nothing changes, Jake.
00:15:42Who the hell are you?
00:15:44Daniel. Daniel O'Connor. We took Trigg together.
00:15:48See you later, asshole.
00:15:51I never took Trigg!
00:15:52Hey, sorry dude. I didn't recognize you.
00:15:54That's cool, man.
00:15:56That hat and shorts and shit really throw people off.
00:15:58Yeah, no doubt.
00:16:00What are you doing here?
00:16:02His dad paid me to take care of him.
00:16:04How much?
00:16:05A grant.
00:16:07That's not enough. That kid's an asshole.
00:16:09Yeah, he messes around.
00:16:11You don't get into an accident like that for no reason.
00:16:13He's a bad energy.
00:16:15Yeah, where's the package?
00:16:17Just a second.
00:16:19By the way, he told me that you kidnapped him.
00:16:21I'm gonna come around back.
00:16:23Alright.
00:16:26I don't remember that kid at all.
00:16:35Somebody loves this guy.
00:16:36Yeah, then why am I here?
00:16:38Stop talking and kiss already.
00:16:43Alright, Sam. See you around.
00:16:45I'll see you around.
00:16:49Help me downstairs.
00:16:51I don't think so.
00:16:52Well, it's either that or bring the shit up here.
00:16:54I could just as easily do neither.
00:16:56I'm gonna throw myself down the stairs and break my neck.
00:16:58Everyone will think you did it, and you'll go to prison.
00:17:08What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
00:17:11It's from your cousin, Marie.
00:17:14You used to have a thing for Marie, didn't you?
00:17:16I don't remember.
00:17:18Yeah, you totally had a thing for Marie.
00:17:22Oh, cool.
00:17:24West Wing.
00:17:25Never heard of it.
00:17:27It's a pretty good show.
00:17:28Yeah, I bet.
00:17:29You want it? Huh?
00:17:30I'll sell it to you.
00:17:31No.
00:17:32Wholesale, at cost.
00:17:33You can't say at cost. It'll cost you nothing.
00:17:35Well, I'm not gonna give this to you for free. That's ridiculous.
00:17:39Going, going, gone.
00:17:48Who would send me this shit?
00:17:50This is from your office.
00:17:53I know who sent it to me.
00:17:55I don't understand who would send it to me in the figurative way.
00:17:59Well, looking at this stuff, whoever sent this to you doesn't know anything about you.
00:18:07Actually, really any of this stuff, all of it seems to be indicative of someone who doesn't know you at all.
00:18:14They probably don't know you because you don't know them.
00:18:18That's not true.
00:18:22This is from Kate, from your office. What's Kate's last name?
00:18:27You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:18:29I've been here for a few hours now, not to mention last night.
00:18:32You'd rather jerk me around than ask me how I've been or what I've been up to.
00:18:35Are you kidding me? It's not like you've asked me.
00:18:39Alright, fine. We're in the same position then.
00:18:42What have you been up to, Sam?
00:18:44Shut up.
00:18:45Now tell me. I really, really, really want to know.
00:18:49Shut up. I'm taking you upstairs.
00:18:51Come on.
00:18:53No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Seriously.
00:18:56You know what the difference is between you asking me what I've been up to since I left Jersey and me asking you?
00:19:02No?
00:19:04There are any number of things that I could have been doing because I left my parents' house.
00:19:09I have something interesting to say because I have something to say.
00:19:14I know what the answer would be if I asked you, you know?
00:19:17You've been doing what you've been doing for the last ten years.
00:19:22You gotta see what I'm talking about.
00:19:27Is that the shirt Zoey Mayer threw up on?
00:19:31Yeah, of course.
00:19:33When was the last time you washed that?
00:19:35You wear that like every night, wrap it around your face and sniff it before you go to sleep?
00:19:39Alright, show's over.
00:19:41I'm taking the shirt off.
00:19:56Hello?
00:19:59Hello?
00:20:03Hello?
00:20:10Hello?
00:20:11Hello?
00:20:26Hello?
00:20:28Hey, are you Sam?
00:20:30Yeah, I am. Who are you?
00:20:32I'm Lily. I'm Jake's physical therapist.
00:20:34Physical therapist?
00:20:36Yeah. At some point he's gonna have to walk again.
00:20:38No, it's not that. I'm just surprised his dad sprang for it.
00:20:42Well, it was a choice of someone to bathe him or his ability to walk straight.
00:20:46I think they made the smart decision.
00:20:48I don't know.
00:20:50Uh, can you show me where Jake is?
00:20:52Yeah, he's in the other room.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:56Who the hell is this?
00:20:58Lily. She's your physical therapist.
00:21:01My dad sprung for a physical therapist?
00:21:03Well, it was a choice between either having to bathe you or...
00:21:05Okay, thank you Sam. Thank you.
00:21:08So, can you stand on your own yet?
00:21:10Maybe. I haven't tried.
00:21:12Okay. Try.
00:21:18Can I at least get a cup of coffee or something first?
00:21:21Uh, nope. Try.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:30A little help there?
00:21:31Mm-hmm.
00:21:33Uh.
00:21:35Ah!
00:21:37You live around here?
00:21:38Can you lift up your left arm, please?
00:21:42Your injured arm.
00:21:44Oh, my left arm.
00:21:45Yeah. That was the confusion.
00:21:47Yeah. You got a boyfriend?
00:21:49No. No patients either and those two things go hand in hand.
00:21:52Whoa. This kitten's got claws.
00:21:54Okay, listen. You're gonna walk like a peg leg for the rest of your life if you don't let me help you.
00:21:58In order for me to help you, you need to not talk while I'm giving you directions, okay?
00:22:02Okay. So, try lifting your arm again.
00:22:04This time, keep the tension in the shoulder.
00:22:12Good.
00:22:14See, the world's a lot quieter when you listen.
00:22:17Sam.
00:22:18You need me to walk you out?
00:22:19No. Okay, here's the deal.
00:22:21I need you to get up every morning at 9 a.m.
00:22:23I need him up early, moving his arms and legs.
00:22:25If he doesn't do this, he could get major blood clots and he could die.
00:22:28Okay?
00:22:29I need you to shower him once a day.
00:22:31I need you to change his dressings twice a day.
00:22:34And keep him off heavy dairy and keep him eating protein.
00:22:37Alright?
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:39Okay, I'll be back once a week.
00:22:40Do you need me to walk you out?
00:22:45She's awesome.
00:22:46She's tough as what she is. I don't need that in my life right now.
00:22:48Yeah, the last thing you need is someone pushing you into some sort of recovery.
00:22:53She's got a whole regimen I gotta do with you.
00:22:55Sounds awful.
00:22:57Yeah. For me more than you.
00:22:58Yeah, why are you doing this anyway?
00:23:00My dad gonna give you his Buick or something?
00:23:03I'm your friend.
00:23:05You know who I saw taking out the garbage across the street last night?
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Zoe.
00:23:10You sure you weren't hallucinating?
00:23:12Positive.
00:23:13You sure? Because your room smells like the University of Vermont.
00:23:16Could have been a pot high.
00:23:17I wasn't. It was her.
00:23:20Well, we all know who reigned victorious in that case.
00:23:24Right?
00:23:25Right?
00:23:28Who potted that plant?
00:23:29Okay, Jake.
00:23:30Who mined that field, baby?
00:23:32You win. You're the man.
00:23:33And whose shirt did she throw up on?
00:23:35Yeah, that was funny ten years ago. Thanks.
00:23:40Hey, Sam?
00:23:41What?
00:23:42I need you to look through the basement and get some of my old stuff.
00:23:44I can't keep wearing the same two shirts every day.
00:23:47I don't think you're gonna want any of this shit down here.
00:23:50Don't make that decision for me.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:55Take a little longer.
00:23:57Are you masturbating?
00:24:00Did you hang yourself?
00:24:02You hung yourself while masturbating, didn't you?
00:24:04Oh, you are not gonna believe what I just found.
00:24:07Does your guy have glasses?
00:24:09I'll answer gender-neutrally that my person does not wear glasses. Stop trying to cheat.
00:24:14It's not cheating. It's strategy.
00:24:15Does your person have brown hair?
00:24:17No.
00:24:18Does your girl have brown hair?
00:24:20My person does not have brown hair.
00:24:23You know, this used to be a lot more fun when I could cheat your ass out in two moves.
00:24:27I know. It must suck.
00:24:30When's my dad coming back?
00:24:31Three weeks.
00:24:33You know, I asked Lily if I could be out of here before then.
00:24:36She said maybe.
00:24:38Does your person have wrinkles on their face? Why?
00:24:41No. She wants me to get up and walk around first.
00:24:44Does your guy have brown eyes?
00:24:46Yeah.
00:24:49Damn it.
00:24:50Why do you want to leave before your dad comes back?
00:24:53I barely wanted to be here for the wedding.
00:24:55I'm all set with seeing my father.
00:24:58Is your person Wendell McAdams?
00:25:00Yes.
00:25:03I win.
00:25:12Yeah, hey mom.
00:25:14Yeah, I'm fine.
00:25:16It's okay.
00:25:18I feel like I'm back in fucking high school again.
00:25:23Yeah, mom. He's moving around a lot better than before.
00:25:25He was supposed to be out of the wheelchair this week.
00:25:28I guess he's just not ready.
00:25:30No, mom. You can't afford to give me money, okay?
00:25:33The plan is to make the food money last, and then I'm going to give you whatever's left over.
00:25:38Yeah, mom. It's just a lot of bullshit.
00:25:41Like, he can't even make it through physical therapy without saying something disgusting to his therapist.
00:25:45You know how easily we could turn this into a sex swing?
00:25:48Nah, it's not that bad.
00:25:50It's a lot of sitting around. I mean, the guy's on Vicodin almost all the time.
00:25:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shit my pants. Shit my pants.
00:25:57Shit my pants.
00:26:01No, I can't leave him alone. He might break his neck or something.
00:26:06Mom. Mom. I gotta go.
00:26:08That was the doorbell. Jake might have woken up too.
00:26:10Alright. Bye.
00:26:16Oh shit. We're at the wrong house.
00:26:19I don't know. Who are you looking for?
00:26:22Jake Hittner.
00:26:24Yeah, he's upstairs.
00:26:26Might still be sleeping though.
00:26:29It's 10am.
00:26:31Yeah, you'd think with all those broken bones he'd get his ass up.
00:26:34Um, can you wake him up for me? I'm his girlfriend.
00:26:38Who do you think? I haven't mentioned you once.
00:26:42What?
00:26:43Julie's here.
00:26:47Give us some privacy.
00:26:48No. I'm gonna sit in the corner and keep record of everything said.
00:26:51No, seriously. Go outside and take a walk or something.
00:26:54Why?
00:26:55I can hear almost everything in this house.
00:26:57No, you can't.
00:26:58I can hear you cry yourself to sleep every night.
00:27:01You can go upstairs. He's awake.
00:27:03He's not coming down?
00:27:05Nope. Why don't you go upstairs and give him a hard time to wake up.
00:27:14I'm sorry.
00:27:15No.
00:27:16I'm sorry.
00:27:17I'm sorry.
00:27:18I'm sorry.
00:27:19I'm sorry.
00:27:20I'm sorry.
00:27:21I'm sorry.
00:27:22I'm sorry.
00:27:23I'm sorry.
00:27:24I'm sorry.
00:27:25I'm sorry.
00:27:26I'm sorry.
00:27:27I'm sorry.
00:27:28I'm sorry.
00:27:29I'm sorry.
00:27:30I'm sorry.
00:27:36Who's there?
00:27:38Jake, baby, it's me.
00:27:41Julie?
00:27:42Jesus. You're a mess.
00:27:46Hey, man.
00:27:49You friends with Julie?
00:27:51Yeah. Yeah. Just along for a ride.
00:27:55With her boyfriend.
00:27:56Yep. She's up there talking to Jake.
00:27:59Is that a cathode-corner Nixie watch?
00:28:02Yes.
00:28:04You know about these?
00:28:06I know everything about those.
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:09Sam, right?
00:28:10Yeah, Jeremy.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:13What took you so long to get here?
00:28:16I've been a little busy.
00:28:21I almost died.
00:28:23And you didn't.
00:28:25That's the most important thing.
00:28:27And I shouldn't look bad because it's not like you weren't gonna get better.
00:28:32What?
00:28:34This just couldn't have come at a worse time.
00:28:39For who?
00:28:41For me.
00:28:43For us.
00:28:45When would have been a better time for this to happen for you?
00:28:50Jake's been here for almost a whole week, though.
00:28:53And she was supposed to come on, like, day two or something.
00:28:55I've been busy. I mean, I've been busy.
00:28:57I know, but she should really be there for him.
00:28:59She's here now. I mean, she's a good friend.
00:29:01No, no doubt.
00:29:03I mean, I wouldn't drag you to Jersey.
00:29:06But I guess otherwise she's pretty cool.
00:29:09Jake's just always had garbage taste in women.
00:29:12No, taste is the wrong way to say it.
00:29:14It implies some sort of discerning view.
00:29:17He'll go for anything with a vague interest.
00:29:21I guess shitty women just flock to him.
00:29:24Yeah, that's the right way to put it.
00:29:27Okay, I'm just gonna need you to be a little more understanding.
00:29:31I'm just gonna need you to meet me halfway here, Jake.
00:29:35I'm sorry.
00:29:37Really?
00:29:39I've been alone all week.
00:29:41There's nothing familiar around me.
00:29:43I just feel kicked around, you know?
00:29:46But this is my fault.
00:29:48What?
00:29:50You were alone with me, and you crashed.
00:29:54It's your subconscious saying that we shouldn't be together.
00:29:58Julie, I want to be with you now more than ever.
00:30:03I have to go to the bathroom.
00:30:06Second door on your left.
00:30:10Oh, shit. Get out of the car. Get out of the car.
00:30:12Get out of the car.
00:30:17Hey, baby. How you doing?
00:30:20Bye, Jeremy. Bye, Julie.
00:30:29Hey, do me a favor and check on Julie. She went to the bathroom.
00:30:32She left.
00:30:34She did?
00:30:36Yeah, with her new boyfriend.
00:30:39I didn't know it was her new guy.
00:30:41Not until they left.
00:30:46I think I want to go outside.
00:30:49Maybe for a walk or something.
00:30:52For a walk?
00:31:06What goes around rolls around.
00:31:08That was really something, Marky.
00:31:10What's up, Sam?
00:31:12Nothing much.
00:31:14You gonna take out the garbage?
00:31:17Hey, Marky, you're gonna die cleaning the booth.
00:31:20You know who's gonna be there to find the body?
00:31:22Who?
00:31:23No one. You're gonna die alone.
00:31:27Real funny, Jake.
00:31:29Heed my warnings, Marky. Heed them.
00:31:34I'm gonna get a milkshake.
00:31:36Lily said stay away from heavy dairy.
00:31:38One milkshake's not gonna kill me.
00:31:40Jacob Shittner.
00:31:42Sarah Michaels.
00:31:44I could punch you in the face right now and no one would say I was out of line.
00:31:47All right. How was that?
00:31:49Hey, Sam. How are you?
00:31:51Better. Been worse. Why could you punch him?
00:31:53Let's see. I was gonna go to L.A., take a vacation, see some friends,
00:31:57maybe see our friend Jake here.
00:31:59He said, come on by. Stay with me.
00:32:01We'll have a different dinner every night of the week.
00:32:04Which is very nice of me to offer, by the way.
00:32:06Yes, and exceedingly nice of me to take him up on it.
00:32:08What happened?
00:32:10Well, I clear my schedule, tell all my friends my dates,
00:32:13and then I get to L.A.X. and his phone goes to voicemail all week.
00:32:18I apologized profusely.
00:32:20Yes, he did. He apologized up and down.
00:32:22And he finally invited me to a very nice lunch date
00:32:25two hours before I was going to leave L.A.
00:32:31An apology still counts.
00:32:33In some cultures, maybe.
00:32:35Did you have a good time otherwise?
00:32:37Yes, of course.
00:32:39See, if I've learned one thing from being in close proximity to Jake in high school,
00:32:42it's to have a backup plan.
00:32:44Because that is usually more reliable.
00:32:46Yeah, that's a good one.
00:32:48Well, I'll let you two peruse the menu.
00:32:51I'd like a milkshake.
00:32:54She's sharp.
00:32:56She got fat.
00:32:57What?
00:32:58She got fat.
00:32:59Maybe she just bloated or something.
00:33:01You're nuts.
00:33:03I'm just telling you how I see it.
00:33:05You know that thing about anorexic girls where they can't tell just how skinny they are?
00:33:08Yeah, let me guess. I have that problem with women.
00:33:11You're the asshole that causes that shit to happen.
00:33:14Okay, I'm definitely not the first person to think that way.
00:33:17Sarah's nice and smart, so please, tell me.
00:33:21Why did you treat her like crap?
00:33:23I didn't treat her like crap, okay?
00:33:25And besides, who comes up to a table like that and just tells a nasty story?
00:33:29Who does that?
00:33:30It seemed like she was pretty upset.
00:33:32What does she have to be upset about? She said she had a good time.
00:33:34I can say you're sorry.
00:33:42I think I just saw Zoey.
00:33:44She was taking out the garbage.
00:33:46Yeah, right.
00:33:47I swear.
00:33:49You're wrong.
00:33:50I saw what I saw.
00:33:53Hey, Slim Blade.
00:33:55Come here.
00:33:59Zoey Mayerwine?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02You know her?
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:04You know her?
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06You know her?
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:09Does Zoey Mayer work here?
00:34:11Yeah.
00:34:12She works in the kitchen.
00:34:13Are you serious?
00:34:14Totally.
00:34:15She's great.
00:34:16Most chicks, they don't like taking out garbage and cleaning dishes and shit.
00:34:20You know how many used tampons you find on old plates of food?
00:34:24Why does she work here?
00:34:26She lost her job and her dad died and a whole bunch of shit.
00:34:29She moved home a few weeks ago.
00:34:30Tough shit, this economy.
00:34:32Wonderful platitude, Marky.
00:34:35Ah.
00:34:39Hey.
00:34:41You should go talk to her, dummy.
00:34:44Seriously.
00:34:45March in there, rip her bloody apron off, and burn her ass on the deep fryer.
00:34:56Why do you live in New Jersey?
00:34:58Why can't you raise your arm any higher?
00:35:00No, seriously.
00:35:01I think you'd make more money elsewhere.
00:35:03My partner lives here.
00:35:04Yeah, but you shouldn't be unhappy for someone else.
00:35:06I mean, I live in L.A. and I just...
00:35:07Jake, you live in a dream world.
00:35:08Come on, arm higher.
00:35:10I can't.
00:35:11Try harder.
00:35:12I can't.
00:35:13I know you can try harder than this.
00:35:14Jake, I'm going to break my own shoulder, let it set for two days,
00:35:17and show you that you can raise your arm higher than this.
00:35:19That'd be silly.
00:35:21Come on.
00:35:23Good.
00:35:24Good.
00:35:25You want some water?
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:34Good.
00:35:37You know, you're very lucky.
00:35:38How's that?
00:35:39Do you know how hard it is to get someone to help you move?
00:35:41You've got someone here with you for over a month taking care of you.
00:35:44I mean, that's friendship.
00:35:48I guess.
00:35:50Tell me what it is then.
00:35:52I don't know.
00:35:54Well, despite your best efforts, that kid's your friend.
00:36:05Thank you very much.
00:36:06Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:07Welcome once again to Beat the Clock.
00:36:09What are we doing tonight?
00:36:10I don't know.
00:36:12I'm going to go upstairs and maybe finish this book.
00:36:17Or maybe blow my brains out after you fall asleep.
00:36:19Why don't you ever go on Jeopardy?
00:36:23Why would I go on Jeopardy?
00:36:24You ace the SATs.
00:36:26The SATs aren't like Trivial Pursuit.
00:36:28Did you take the SATs?
00:36:29Yeah, and I finished college, which puts me one up on you.
00:36:32You know, it doesn't just have to be Jeopardy, though.
00:36:33It could be any show.
00:36:34Any question show.
00:36:36Who's smarter than a fifth grader?
00:36:37I bet you're at least that.
00:36:39We could make a lot of money, Sam.
00:36:40Seriously.
00:36:42I'll represent you.
00:36:43I'll be your agent.
00:36:45And you know what?
00:36:47If you act retarded in real life, it'll be even more surprising when you win.
00:36:51We'll make even more money.
00:36:52Whole road show.
00:36:53You see what you're doing right now?
00:36:55What am I doing?
00:36:56You're trying, or at least I think you're trying, to help me out.
00:37:00But you just end up being an asshole and belittling me.
00:37:04I am not.
00:37:05That's exactly what you're doing, and you do it all the time.
00:37:08I don't know that that's true.
00:37:10I think you're happier with people in your life being bullet points.
00:37:16You know line items about me, but nothing more.
00:37:20And none of it applies to the last six or seven years of my life.
00:37:24Not true at all.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:33Am I a virgin?
00:37:34Totally.
00:37:35I'm not.
00:37:36You carry yourself like one.
00:37:37Well, I'm not.
00:37:38So you had sex with a prostitute.
00:37:40I dated a girl for three years, Jake.
00:37:43So you dated a prostitute for three years.
00:37:45She wasn't a prostitute.
00:37:46Stripper?
00:37:47Nope.
00:37:48Sexually abused?
00:37:49Nope.
00:37:50Down on her luck?
00:37:51She was a normal girl.
00:37:52She was in our class.
00:37:53Bullshit.
00:37:54Lisa Martinez.
00:37:55Oh.
00:37:57Bullshit.
00:38:00Three years, you piece of shit.
00:38:02Yeah?
00:38:03What happened?
00:38:05She wasn't very nice to me.
00:38:08I don't know what to say to you right now.
00:38:10Why?
00:38:12She wasn't nice to you?
00:38:14She was manipulative, and a liar, and played games, and was just really uncaring.
00:38:23That sucks.
00:38:25That's why you gotta hit her back, man.
00:38:27Establish some fucking power.
00:38:29We're just being in a relationship where those games don't happen.
00:38:32Doesn't exist.
00:38:33Gotta understand that, you know?
00:38:35Can't let one bad egg ruin the pantry.
00:38:37You gotta get your heart broken again.
00:38:39Get out there.
00:38:42What are you looking at, Jimmy Stewart?
00:38:44Nothing.
00:38:45I think I see Zoe walking her dog.
00:38:55Sam?
00:38:56Zoe.
00:38:57Oh, my God.
00:38:58Oh, my God.
00:39:00I didn't know you lived in Jersey.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:03Never left.
00:39:04Really?
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06I mean, I did for a second, about 20 minutes out of town.
00:39:10Wow.
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:12I don't have a license, so it's tough.
00:39:17Are you taking care of Jake?
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:20Why?
00:39:22His dad asked me to.
00:39:24It should take a lot more than his dad asking you to.
00:39:29Hey, Harold.
00:39:31What's shaking?
00:39:33You remember his name?
00:39:35Of course.
00:39:39You want some company?
00:39:41Sure.
00:39:42Cool.
00:39:45You see anybody from high school?
00:39:48Eh, once in a while, around town.
00:39:51You?
00:39:53Um, the ones who live in the city, sure, but not that much.
00:39:57Yeah, high school wasn't the best time for me.
00:40:00Yeah, anybody could have told you that.
00:40:03Jake's a pretty shitty guy.
00:40:06Especially to you.
00:40:08I guess.
00:40:11You know, I grew up across the street from him.
00:40:14You know what he did on my 10th birthday?
00:40:16No.
00:40:17He gave me a card.
00:40:19It said, happy birthday.
00:40:22I hate you.
00:40:24Ugh, that sucks.
00:40:26I know, it sucks huge.
00:40:28I was 10.
00:40:29I didn't know what a sociopath he was.
00:40:30I thought he actually hated me.
00:40:33I remember, that knocked me out.
00:40:37Ten years old.
00:40:38Yeah, that's pretty bad.
00:40:39I'm sorry he did that to you.
00:40:41It was a long time ago.
00:40:43Feels pretty small now.
00:40:48How'd it go?
00:40:49You finger blast your brains out?
00:40:51No, it was fine.
00:40:53We just caught up.
00:40:54I catch up with my cousins.
00:40:56You gonna see her again?
00:40:58I don't know.
00:40:59Did you ask her?
00:41:01I didn't.
00:41:02I live here, Jake.
00:41:03I got all the time in the world.
00:41:06What?
00:41:07You know what?
00:41:09I like her just as much as I did when we were in high school.
00:41:12It was easy talking to her.
00:41:15And in a week and a half,
00:41:17you're gonna be on a plane back to L.A.
00:41:19and I can do whatever I want.
00:41:21Right?
00:41:22You're not gonna do anything.
00:41:23That's not true.
00:41:24This is a perfect time.
00:41:26She's vulnerable, she's hurt.
00:41:28Am I right?
00:41:30She's in a bad way, sure.
00:41:32So manipulate that shit.
00:41:34If it's because I've already plowed that pasture,
00:41:37I give you my permission.
00:41:39My loose, flaccid permission.
00:41:44Thank you.
00:41:55Sam!
00:41:58Hey, Jake.
00:41:59What's up?
00:42:00I'm hungry.
00:42:02And I smell like shit.
00:42:04What are you doing?
00:42:06Zoe was walking Harold, I was up...
00:42:08You were up waiting for Zoe to walk Harold, yeah, I know.
00:42:10What the hell, Jake?
00:42:12I'm gonna find out you're a creep at some point.
00:42:14For once, please, try to keep things to a low boil.
00:42:18What the fuck does that even mean?
00:42:21I'll feed you in 20 minutes.
00:42:23Promise.
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33Jake!
00:42:34Boyo!
00:42:35Hey, Dad.
00:42:36Boyo, how do you feel?
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:41I'm getting better, I think.
00:42:43Can I get a little refill on this one, please?
00:42:45Great!
00:42:46How's the honeymoon?
00:42:48Ah, fantastic.
00:42:49Couldn't come at a better time.
00:42:50That's great.
00:42:51Listen, is Sam around?
00:42:53He's in the shower.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Can you let him know...
00:42:57Listen, I fudged the dates.
00:42:58Yeah, we were gonna be back two days later than I told him.
00:43:01Sure.
00:43:03Now, if you could just offer him an extra 50 bucks
00:43:07on top of the 500 I owe him for the extra days...
00:43:10No, no, wait.
00:43:11No, no, listen.
00:43:12Don't offer him anything unless he looks really upset.
00:43:15Even if he is, let's start at 50,
00:43:18but don't go higher than 75.
00:43:20No, shit, don't go higher than...
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22Okay!
00:43:23That's my boy!
00:43:24Now listen, you have a good time,
00:43:25don't have too much fun,
00:43:27and no part...
00:43:33You got any money?
00:43:35I want to get a paintball gun.
00:43:37Any money?
00:43:38No.
00:43:39You don't have any extra money laying around?
00:43:42Just the food money that your dad left.
00:43:44A paintball gun?
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:46Yeah, I think it would be fun to just wheel around
00:43:48and shoot one off, you know?
00:43:50No, I mean, if I had the money, yeah, sure.
00:43:55But I don't, so sorry.
00:43:57No paintball gun.
00:43:59Sam!
00:44:01Spilled my cereal!
00:44:03Are you serious?
00:44:09Unbelievable.
00:44:13Oh, come on.
00:44:14Raspberries.
00:44:15Crippled, not stupid.
00:44:22I'm sorry.
00:44:23I'm sorry.
00:44:24I'm sorry.
00:44:25I'm sorry.
00:44:26I'm sorry.
00:44:28We're gonna need more paper towels, too.
00:44:43Joey.
00:44:45Jake, what's up?
00:44:47Jesus.
00:44:48I didn't realize you were hurt that bad.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51Car flipped over, threw me a good 30 yards.
00:44:54Really?
00:44:56Yeah, it was pretty bad.
00:44:58The doctors didn't know if I'd...
00:45:03Not important.
00:45:05Are you gonna walk again?
00:45:07I think so.
00:45:09I hope so.
00:45:11It'll knock some sense into you.
00:45:15You wouldn't know.
00:45:16What?
00:45:17No, no, no, I didn't mean to be cruel.
00:45:20I just meant with everything that happened with your dad
00:45:23Your job.
00:45:25It was bad.
00:45:27Worse, even.
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31I'm really sorry, Zoe.
00:45:33Your dad was a great guy.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:39I'm gonna go inside.
00:45:42But it was great seeing you.
00:45:44You just, you forget, you know?
00:45:46Sure.
00:45:50Zoe?
00:45:51Can you do me a favor?
00:45:54Sure.
00:45:55You know how Sam used to have a thing for you in high school?
00:46:00Yeah, I guess.
00:46:02Well, I've been using the accident as this opportunity to make things right with him.
00:46:08And I just know he'd think it was weird if he knew we talked.
00:46:14Okay.
00:46:17Sorry, okay, yeah, I understand.
00:46:20Thanks.
00:46:31It's Catch Predator Zone.
00:46:32Wasn't your dad on that show?
00:46:34No.
00:46:37Hey, it's ten o'clock, you know where your kids are?
00:46:39In bed with Sam's dad.
00:46:41Wait, what time is it?
00:46:44Hey, it's ten o'clock, do you know where your kids are?
00:46:46Gotta go.
00:46:50Okay.
00:47:04Sam! We need more toilet paper!
00:47:09And Drano!
00:47:21Are you waiting for me?
00:47:23No.
00:47:25I don't know, maybe.
00:47:28All right, come on, let's go.
00:47:30What are we doing?
00:47:32We're going for a walk, you're too pale.
00:47:34Okay.
00:47:37Where's your dad?
00:47:39He went on his honeymoon with his new wife.
00:47:41Oh, he's got his priorities in order.
00:47:44Well, I'm not used to my dad not being an asshole.
00:47:50Hey, Zoe?
00:47:52Yeah?
00:47:55When I apologized yesterday,
00:47:58I was apologizing for everything.
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:02I mean, I know it's a cop-out to make a blanket apology,
00:48:08but that's what this is.
00:48:10I'm sorry.
00:48:13It's cold.
00:48:15You prevented me from ever dating anybody like you in college, so
00:48:19I owe you a thank you.
00:48:22Well, I hope I'm not like that anymore.
00:48:26So tell me about your life in Manhattan.
00:48:29What do you want to know?
00:48:31Everything. Your job, your apartment, your friends.
00:48:35Just talk to me.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:41Sam, you gotta do something about Zoe.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:46Stop being a little bitch and do something.
00:48:48What is your problem?
00:48:50Just stop being a bitch and letting people walk all over you.
00:48:54Good call.
00:49:02So, are you seeing anyone in Manhattan?
00:49:07Right now?
00:49:09Now or before, I guess.
00:49:13Whatever answer you have.
00:49:16Not really.
00:49:22I don't know why I said not really.
00:49:26I meant no.
00:49:30What are you doing tomorrow night?
00:49:33Nothing.
00:49:36You're not working?
00:49:37No, why?
00:49:39Uh, I don't know.
00:49:42Seriously, why?
00:49:45I'm just curious. No reason.
00:49:59Wake up. I need more pills.
00:50:03Fill the prescription. Now.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:09So, did Sam talk to you about you?
00:50:13What?
00:50:15Nothing.
00:50:18You know what would be nice?
00:50:20What's that?
00:50:21Me cooking you dinner.
00:50:23What?
00:50:25I've liked seeing you. It's been great.
00:50:28And it's nice to know that people can change.
00:50:32It sounds, like, naive, but...
00:50:35You hope that it could happen.
00:50:38Think it might happen.
00:50:40As glad as I am you've turned over this new leaf,
00:50:44you're not cooking me dinner.
00:50:46Why not?
00:50:47Jake, you've burned that particular bridge to the ground,
00:50:51no matter how much you've changed.
00:50:53Zoe, I didn't mean it like that.
00:50:55I meant me, you, and Sam, sitting down together,
00:50:58spending some time.
00:51:00Oh.
00:51:02Well, I'd like that.
00:51:07Can I ask you something?
00:51:09Sure.
00:51:10Do you think that Sam...
00:51:13No. Trust me, I know Sam.
00:51:15He's the kind of guy, if he thinks something,
00:51:18he says something.
00:51:26What are you doing?
00:51:28I am having someone over for dinner.
00:51:31Yeah, right.
00:51:33I swear.
00:51:35Is there a punchline here?
00:51:37You gonna kick me in the balls or something?
00:51:39You know what?
00:51:40Took your advice from the diner.
00:51:42What's that?
00:51:43I said I'm sorry.
00:51:45Worked like a charm.
00:51:47You're having Sarah over?
00:51:52I can't believe it.
00:51:55I can't believe it.
00:52:04What are you doing?
00:52:06Checking out your eye color.
00:52:08It's the first tip off that an alien life form
00:52:11is impersonating your body.
00:52:13Wow.
00:52:14It's a wonder other virgins don't make pilgrimages
00:52:17to worship you.
00:52:19Want me to go anywhere?
00:52:21Can I go for a walk or something?
00:52:24If you want.
00:52:26Sit upstairs?
00:52:27Yeah, if you want.
00:52:29It's gonna get loud.
00:52:31Fuck you.
00:52:32No, Sam, Sam, seriously.
00:52:34This girl made it seem like she's only interested
00:52:36in eating and fucking.
00:52:39That's disgusting.
00:52:41I'll close my door.
00:52:44It's open.
00:52:50Hey, Jake.
00:52:51Dad's house looks nice.
00:52:53Thanks.
00:52:55So, um, where's the food?
00:52:57What are we eating?
00:52:59You look great.
00:53:00Oh, really?
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:02You look great.
00:53:03You look great.
00:53:04You look great.
00:53:05You look great.
00:53:06You look great.
00:53:07You look great.
00:53:08You look great.
00:53:09You look great.
00:53:10You look great.
00:53:11You look great.
00:53:12Oh, really?
00:53:13I can hear you guys talking,
00:53:14and although it means nothing,
00:53:16it's making me feel kind of weird,
00:53:18so I'm gonna go for a walk.
00:53:24What the hell?
00:53:25Hey, Sam.
00:53:28Sam, meet Zoe.
00:53:32Fuck you, Jake.
00:53:34Unbelievable piece of shit.
00:53:37I don't know what's going on here.
00:53:38If you leave, he's not gonna pay you your money.
00:53:43What?
00:53:45He's not going to pay you your money.
00:53:49How do you know about that?
00:53:51What kind of friend takes money from someone's father
00:53:53to take care of them?
00:53:55I mean, what the hell else were you gonna do?
00:53:57And you wouldn't even buy me the paintball gun
00:53:59when I asked you for it.
00:54:00Yeah, that was a test, Sam.
00:54:08You're out of your mind.
00:54:11My mom and I live alone,
00:54:13paycheck to paycheck.
00:54:15I gave her all that money to help her out.
00:54:20You get that at all?
00:54:24Stand up.
00:54:28I said stand up.
00:54:30I know you can stand up.
00:54:31Why?
00:54:33Because I'm gonna punch you in the face,
00:54:36and you're not gonna hit a guy in a wheelchair.
00:54:58What's the problem?
00:55:00Shut up.
00:55:02You gonna do something?
00:55:03Do something.
00:55:05Up.
00:55:06Do something.
00:55:07I don't have to do anything.
00:55:09Your girlfriend didn't give a shit enough
00:55:11to not fuck someone else.
00:55:13Your dad didn't care enough to stay.
00:55:15You're all alone.
00:55:17Nobody cares.
00:55:19Someone had to pay me to care.
00:55:29Zoey, this is bullshit.
00:55:32I honestly thought you wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
00:56:03Why did you do that?
00:56:05Because of the money.
00:56:11Jake, I'm 26 years old,
00:56:15and my father just died.
00:56:18I have no savings,
00:56:21and I'm living at home.
00:56:23And this?
00:56:25This is all I have.
00:56:28You know, you guys aren't 16 anymore.
00:56:30He's not gonna be waiting at the bus stop tomorrow
00:56:32for you to make it up to him.
00:56:34Nobody wants you to be anything like your father.
00:56:38You know that, right?
00:56:42Your dad's not even here.
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:51I'm sorry.
00:56:53I'm sorry.
00:56:55I'm sorry.
00:56:57I'm sorry.
00:57:28Ugh.
00:57:45Hello?
00:57:47Hey.
00:57:49I need help.
00:57:52I think I broke my shoulder.
00:57:54Why? What happened?
00:57:56I punched Sam.
00:57:58What'd you do?
00:58:00I punched him.
00:58:02I know. What did you do?
00:58:04I may have sabotaged this thing he had going
00:58:07with this girl he liked. I don't know.
00:58:09Well, he sprained it.
00:58:11It's not broken?
00:58:13No, but it's gonna be sore for a week,
00:58:15so you need to figure the situation out.
00:58:17You mean get my friend back?
00:58:19No, I don't care about your relationship.
00:58:21That's on you.
00:58:23You need someone to take care of you.
00:58:25So call the girl.
00:58:27You call the girl, fix it with her,
00:58:29and Sam will come back.
00:58:31I don't know her number.
00:58:33She lives across the street.
00:58:35What, Jake?
00:58:39I didn't mean anything I said.
00:58:41I was being a manipulative asshole.
00:58:43I know.
00:58:45I know you know.
00:58:47I just need to tell you.
00:58:49He's liked you
00:58:51for a long time.
00:58:53A lot.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:57I'm just being an idiot.
00:58:59I saw you walking with him,
00:59:01and my dad telling me
00:59:03about Sam getting paid.
00:59:05It's just me acting
00:59:07on some shitty instinct.
00:59:09Did you mean anything you said?
00:59:12No.
00:59:14Did you mean anything you said?
00:59:16When?
00:59:18When you said you were sorry.
00:59:22I don't know.
00:59:24I am sorry, though.
00:59:26Your dad was a really cool guy.
00:59:34What am I supposed to do now?
00:59:36Wait for Sam to get back,
00:59:38make some phone calls,
00:59:40and find someone else to take care of you.
00:59:42I don't know
00:59:44that anyone else can.
00:59:46Well, you gotta figure this out, Jake.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:50You should call
00:59:52someone else.
00:59:54Why?
00:59:56Because Sam's definitely coming back.
00:59:58Why do you say that?
01:00:00Because he's sleeping in your dad's car right now.
01:00:02If he was gonna go, he would've gone already,
01:00:04don't you think?
01:00:06Well, I need someone to take care of me.
01:00:08Yeah, but listen, anyone you treat the way you treat that kid,
01:00:10maybe it's not the best thing.
01:00:16I don't understand.
01:00:18Listen, you're not the most perceptive guy in the world,
01:00:20do you understand that?
01:00:22I guess.
01:00:24You guess?
01:00:26You've hit on me countless times,
01:00:28and I've countered countless times
01:00:30by referring to my partner,
01:00:32not my boyfriend, my partner.
01:00:34Can you put two and two together?
01:00:37Look, maybe you need to reevaluate
01:00:39your relationship with this kid,
01:00:41but I gotta go, I have an appointment in 20 minutes,
01:00:43so I'll see you next week, okay?
01:00:45Huh.
01:01:06Hey.
01:01:36Hey.
01:02:07I don't want to beat you up again.
01:02:10I just want to keep my head down,
01:02:12finish out my time here.
01:02:14Beat me up?
01:02:16I punched you.
01:02:18Whatever.
01:02:20I just want to go upstairs
01:02:22and sleep in a normal bed.
01:02:24No.
01:02:26What?
01:02:28I want you to leave.
01:02:30What the hell are you talking about?
01:02:32I think...
01:02:34and you can correct me if I'm wrong,
01:02:37that as long as I'm here,
01:02:39you're gonna take care of me.
01:02:42Even if my father doesn't pay you.
01:02:46The thing is...
01:02:49you don't like me.
01:02:51Not right now, no.
01:02:53No, you don't like me at all.
01:02:56And that's okay.
01:02:58I'm an asshole.
01:03:01But for some reason,
01:03:03me being an asshole
01:03:05has just caused you to stop.
01:03:09And that's not okay.
01:03:11I don't think...
01:03:13Seriously.
01:03:16We're not friends.
01:03:18We're just used to each other.
01:03:22So I need you to just leave.
01:03:24I need you to go write an SAT prep book
01:03:27or date Zoe
01:03:29or do anything
01:03:31as long as I'm just not involved
01:03:33and far away.
01:03:35Just do something so that I don't feel
01:03:37like I fucked this up so bad.
01:03:41We were best friends, man.
01:03:45Probably the best when we were ten.
01:03:47And then we never changed.
01:03:50And that sucks.
01:03:53That sucks.
01:03:59But we don't have to be friends now.
01:04:07Okay.
01:04:10But who's gonna take care of you?
01:04:12I called Sarah. She said she'd do it for 500.
01:04:15Don't worry about it.
01:04:18See you later.
01:04:23Okay.
01:04:35By the time I'm 16,
01:04:37she's gonna be, like, 28 or something.
01:04:39She stopped you pretty hard.
01:04:41Ew.
01:04:43You gotta make an omelet to break some eggs.
01:04:47What?
01:04:49That's not what you meant to say.
01:04:51How would you know?
01:04:53That made no sense.
01:04:55In the future,
01:04:57keep those kind of things to yourself.
01:05:03Hey, I got a lot more candy than you.
01:05:05Yeah, I know.
01:05:07It's even healthier.
01:05:09Hey, I got a lot more candy than you.
01:05:11Yeah, I know.
01:05:13It's even healthier.
01:05:23Thanks.
01:05:25You'll get used to it. It's not gonna last forever.
01:05:30Well, I think you meant don't get used to it.
01:05:33I mean shut up.
01:05:39I mean shut up.
01:05:41Shut up.
01:05:43Shut up.
01:05:45Shut up.
01:05:47Shut up.
01:05:49Shut up.
01:05:51Shut up.
01:05:53Shut up.
01:05:55Shut up.
01:05:57Shut up.
01:05:59Shut up.
01:06:01Shut up.
01:06:03Shut up.
01:06:05Shut up.
01:06:07Shut up.
01:06:09Shut up.
01:06:11Shut up.
01:06:13Shut up.
01:06:15Shut up.
01:06:17Shut up.
01:06:19Shut up.
01:06:21Shut up.
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01:06:25Shut up.
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01:06:31Shut up.
01:06:33Shut up.