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01:30ha
01:32hmm
01:34what
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03:16Holmes! Holmes, I say! Holmes! Holmes!
03:22Holmes, you'll never guess where I've been.
03:25You've just come from the local public house,
03:27where word amongst the patrons
03:29is that another diamond robbery has taken place,
03:32the third in as many days.
03:34How do you know that?
03:35Elementary, my dear Watson.
03:37I can tell by the redness of your face
03:39how many blocks you've run.
03:41Four and a quarter blocks, by my calculation,
03:44which would put you at the Rathbone Inn.
03:47And since there's been talk of little else
03:49but the diamond robberies,
03:50I concluded that a new one had occurred.
03:53I assume in your haste,
03:54you neglected to bring a newspaper for verification?
03:57Scratch it, Holmes.
03:58Sometimes my head is emptier than my hat.
04:01Derry, could you come in here, please?
04:03♪
04:13I say, Derry, quickly now!
04:16♪
04:20Ah, there you are.
04:22Would you be a good little fellow
04:23and fetch us the latest copy of the Times?
04:26♪
04:56♪
05:06♪
05:16♪
05:26♪
05:36♪
05:46♪
05:56♪
06:07Whoa, watch it!
06:09♪
06:19♪
06:29♪
06:39♪
06:49♪
06:59♪
07:09♪
07:14What in heaven's name?
07:16♪
07:19What?
07:21♪
07:27Um, thank you.
07:29♪
07:35Great Scott!
07:36Who is this ruffian, Holmes?
07:38♪
07:43Holmes, what is it?
07:45A potential case, Doctor.
07:47Are you free for the next few hours?
07:49I suppose so. What of it?
07:51I need you to accompany me to the Bruce Nigel Music Hall.
07:55That's a rather seedy part of town.
07:57What is this about?
07:58Apparently, we shall find out when we get there.
08:01And you two shall have to learn to coexist
08:03for the sake of this investigation.
08:06♪
08:16♪
08:19♪ There's a yearning in the heart of this young lady
08:23♪ Alone so very far away from home
08:27♪ Across the big old pond to foggy London
08:31♪ To sing this little tune for you a poem
08:35♪ There's a burning in the heart of this young bosom
08:39♪ For a pleasure even treasured by the Queen
08:43♪ Yes, Victoria herself has a few upon her shelf
08:48♪ But my brolly is the best I've seen
08:53♪
08:56♪ Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
08:58♪ Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
08:59♪ Strolling along with my bumbershoot
09:01♪ Rain or shine, it's divine
09:03♪ It simply can't be beat
09:05♪ Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
09:07♪ Nothing compares to my bumbershoot
09:09♪ Silk and lace, class and grace
09:11♪ My bumbershoot's a treat
09:13♪ Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
09:15♪ Wonderful, wonderful bumbershoot
09:17♪ In the park, on a lark
09:18♪ My dance is tried and true
09:20♪ Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
09:22♪ Who needs a man with a bumbershoot
09:24♪ Good for walks, never talks
09:26You can tell me what I did with that, but I'm through.
09:29Woo!
09:32уди
09:41Miss Redd, Sherlock Holmes at your service, ma'am.
09:46Sherry!
09:50Oohh!
09:56Dr. Watson, miss, I'm dreadfully sorry about that.
09:59No need to apologize, gentlemen.
10:01My admirers often act like that.
10:03But thank you so much for coming.
10:05I'm being blackmailed, Mr. Holmes.
10:07I noticed by the ring on your finger
10:09that you're engaged to be married.
10:11I presume that's relevant?
10:13Very perceptive, sir.
10:15My fiancé is a well-to-do high-society chap
10:17who doesn't know I work in this low-class music hall.
10:20And someone is extorting you?
10:22And someone is extorting money from you
10:24to keep your secret,
10:26since your fiancé would surely break the engagement
10:28were he to find out.
10:30Precisely.
10:31Every evening after my performances,
10:33I must travel a long distance and drop off a payment.
10:36I didn't know where to turn
10:38until a trusted family friend
10:40insisted I seek out your services.
10:42Where is your residence, if I may ask?
10:44On the corner of Brighton and Lane.
10:46That's right behind the Punjab Embassy.
10:50Doctor! Doctor!
10:52Yes, Holmes? What is it?
10:54I have just deduced the motive for the blackmail.
10:57Do you recall the case of the Red-Headed League?
11:00That was the crime perpetrated by your arch-nemesis,
11:03Professor Moriarty.
11:05I think this case is quite similar.
11:07It's not really money they're after, it's time.
11:10They need Miss Red to be away from her home.
11:13I don't follow, old top.
11:15The most famous single jewel in the world,
11:17the Star of Punjab,
11:19will be on display starting tomorrow at the Punjab Embassy.
11:22This jewel is especially light-sensitive
11:25to the rays of a solar eclipse,
11:27which is to happen tomorrow at 8.03 in the morning.
11:30Everyone will be there,
11:32which is why the Star of Punjab
11:35is going to be purloined tonight.
11:37Incredible!
11:38We must get to Miss Red's immediately.
11:41Why, thank you, sir.
11:43You're sweet.
11:48We were lucky to get this assignment
11:51got on the Star of Punjab.
11:53Hey, son of mine.
11:55I can't tell you how proud I am
11:58that you're following in your old man's footsteps.
12:01As a god-type dog,
12:03I'm going to learn you the three lessons of being a god dog.
12:06Just like my pop taught me.
12:08First, you got to inospectorate the area around the diamond.
12:12Second, you got to make sure
12:14First, you got to inospectorate the area around the diamond
12:18and make sure the floor is all secure-like.
12:21Next, you got to check the integerity of the glass.
12:25Yep, solid as a rock.
12:27A glass rock, that is.
12:29That's a good one.
12:33Oh, I get it.
12:35Going a little too fast, eh?
12:37I'll try and slow it down a bit.
12:40Lastly, and most importantly,
12:42you always, always got to make sure the thing you're guarding,
12:45in this case, the diamond,
12:47is safe.
12:51I know you're excited,
12:53but there's no need for conniption.
12:56We already checked the floor, son.
12:58That was lesson one.
13:00My boy, you still got a lot to learn about god-dogging.
13:13Yeah!
13:32If my theory is correct, and I'm certain that it is,
13:36there should be an entrance to a tunnel somewhere in this house.
13:42Shh!
14:12Ah!
14:34Good job, Jerry.
14:36Give me a hand, Doctor.
14:42By Jove, there is a tunnel.
15:04Sawdust, we're too late.
15:06The Star of Punjab has already been stolen.
15:09They cut a hole right through the embassy floor.
15:17Hadn't we ought to report this to the police, Mr. Holmes?
15:20At this stage, it would only cast suspicion on you, Miss Red.
15:23I need to determine who is behind this theft.
15:29And this may be just the clue we need.
15:32What is it?
15:34A porcelain button.
15:36Sorry, Miss, my guess, this could only be the work of Brett Jeremy,
15:40a tailor in Lancashire.
15:42Oh! Come on!
15:46What are you doing, son?
15:48You're only supposed to ring the alarm if something happens to this!
15:57Hurry!
16:06There's been a split-up.
16:08Dr. Watson and I will go up to Lancashire in pursuit of this button.
16:11Tom and Jerry, I'm charging you
16:13with getting Miss Red to my flat for safekeeping.
16:18Watson, hurry!
16:20Here you are! Come on! Give me that!
16:37Shh!
16:39I think he's trying to tell us something.
17:07Excuse me, mate.
17:09That's my shovel.
17:19Hyah!
17:37Blimey! The tunnel leads right to this house.
17:40Tom, Jerry, there are constables in my house.
17:45You mark my words, whoever lives here is the one we're after.
17:58All right, men, this is the woman we're looking for.
18:02Oh, yeah!
18:04I'll say we're looking for her.
18:07Hey, when do we start?
18:09Pipe down, now, the lot of you!
18:11I've put you into teams of two
18:13so you can scour the city and find this hardened criminal.
18:16And in addition, the Punjab Embassy
18:18has offered the arresting officer a handsome reward.
18:26All right, little buddy,
18:28why don't you go pick me up an extra pair of handcuffs?
18:31Sure thing, friend.
18:33He-he-he!
18:41Here they are, partner.
18:46Don't forget your billy club.
19:04Oh!
19:06Huh? Hey, I think I see someone.
19:09You do?
19:11Yeah, that way.
19:17Stop in the name of my reward!
19:33Huh?
19:53I've got you now!
19:56All right, lassie, you're coming with me.
20:04Oh, there you are.
20:06Ah, shut up!
20:19All right, all right!
20:21You'll be waking up the devil with that racket!
20:24Why, Brother Jerry, come to see me now, have you?
20:27What brings a scamp like you to me humble house?
20:34It sounds strange to me, doesn't it?
20:39What about him?
20:44If he's okay with you, he's okay with me.
20:51Come on, my lady.
20:54So, what kind of mischief
20:56have you gotten yourself into this time, Jerry-boy?
20:59You know how I love to hear your stories.
21:05The police are up there?
21:09The police are here?
21:13Hey, why are we wasting our time in this place?
21:17Well, it's a good place.
21:20Why are we wasting our time in this place?
21:23Well, you see, it's a statistical fact
21:26that criminals often hide in churches.
21:31Please, you must help me. I'm innocent.
21:34All right, come with me, lass.
21:44Ha, ha, ha! See? No redheads.
21:47Nothing in here but condors.
21:49A good policeman always does a thorough search.
22:12What now?
22:14I'm not sure.
22:16Do angels have whiskers?
22:24You two, make yourselves scarce.
22:37Oh, yes.
22:39Listen to this, butch.
22:46Oh, yes.
23:17Ha, ha! What an amateur.
23:20Let me take a whack at it.
23:46Ha, ha, ha!
24:17Excuse me, mate.
24:19That's my shovel.
24:23Are you boys okay?
24:25Shame on you two.
24:27What's the idea, leaving a lady all alone in the middle of the night?
24:33The thieves are inside?
24:36Don't be expecting me to go into that snake pit
24:39of dancing and laughter and rowdy merrymaking.
24:43Unless you really need me.
24:49Hey, I'm a go. I think we should go.
24:51Yes, time to go, isn't it?
24:53Don't worry, we've got loads of time.
24:57There's a yearning in the heart of this young lady
25:01Alone so very far away from home
25:05Oh, what's she doing?
25:09Oh, I know.
25:11What's she doing?
25:13I've got no idea.
25:15What's she doing?
25:17I've got no idea.
25:19What's she doing?
25:21I've got no idea.
25:23alone so very far away from home.
25:27Across the crowded pub right in the corner,
25:31you'll find the stupid louts you're looking for.
25:35There's a burning in the heart of this young bosom
25:39for a big old rock that's hidden in his hat.
25:43Yes, the middle one you see holds a diamond treasury,
25:48but not for long, you dumb old cats.
25:52Hey, wait a minute, there's more drink.
25:56Bumbershoot, bumbershoot, strolling along
25:58with my bumbershoot.
25:59Rain or shine, it's divine.
26:01It simply can't be beat.
26:11Bumbershoot, bumbershoot, nothing
26:13compares to my bumbershoot.
26:14Silk and lace, class and grace, my bumbershoot's a treat.
26:18Bumbershoot, bumbershoot, wonderful, wonderful
26:21bumbershoot.
26:22In the park, on a lark, my gamp is tried and true.
26:26Bumbershoot, bumbershoot, who needs
26:28a man with a bumbershoot?
26:30Good for walks, never talks, and goes in the stand
26:32when I'm through.
26:33Woo!
26:34Woo!
26:35Woo!
26:36Woo!
26:37Woo!
26:38Woo!
26:39Woo!
26:40Woo!
26:41Woo!
26:42Woo!
26:43Woo!
26:44Woo!
26:45Woo!
26:46Woo!
26:48Woo!
26:52Huh?
26:53Whoa!
27:04Whoa!
27:10Oh, no!
27:12Boys, look!
27:15Right, there he goes.
27:16Catch him!
27:17Oi!
27:24Get him! Get him!
27:37I'll take that.
27:39Come on, let's go!
27:41Thomas, the cats took Jerry!
27:46Yeah!
28:07Ho-ho-ho!
28:17Ho-ho-ho!
28:29Poor Thomas.
28:30Are you okay?
28:35Well, now I've seen everything.
28:38Oh, there's something familiar about those flying felines.
28:47Cemetery property.
28:50That's it!
28:51Those three cats are the local gravediggers.
28:57Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
28:59I remember selling this, Barton.
29:01To a cat.
29:02He bought it the day before yesterday.
29:04An odd fellow.
29:05Do you know his name?
29:06Oh, no.
29:07You know cats.
29:08Quiet types.
29:09But I can ask him in a day or two,
29:11when he picks up his trousers.
29:13Oh, my word!
29:15What are you looking for, Holmes?
29:17Almost anything, my dear Watson.
29:20A goose feather.
29:21That's good.
29:22A freshly plucked one at that.
29:24We find the fowl this feather came from,
29:27and our thief's goose is as good as cooked.
29:44Careful now.
29:45Those flying cats could be anywhere.
30:14Oh, my goodness!
30:15It's the Star of Boondrop!
30:44Oh!
31:14Oh, he's safe.
31:16More than safe, lass. He's got a hold of something.
31:22That bloke may have got away with the diamond,
31:24but at least we got the key.
31:27The key to what?
31:29The key to the treasure chest.
31:31The key to the treasure chest?
31:33Yes, the key to the treasure chest.
31:35I'll go and get it.
31:36I'll go and get it.
31:38I'll go and get it.
31:39I'll go and get it.
31:41I'll go and get it.
31:43The key to what?
31:46Let's canvass this area, men.
31:48They can be anywhere.
31:50Those criminals are a wily sort.
31:52The reputation of Scotland Yard is at stake.
31:59I don't see how we'll ever get you to Mr. Holmes' flat
32:02with all these bubbies bobbing about.
32:04Wait. My dear family friend,
32:06the one who sent me to Mr. Holmes, lives right in this neighborhood.
32:10I'm sure I'd be safe there.
32:11Then what are we waiting for?
32:38Hello, Professor.
32:39Why, Red, my dear.
32:41I'm in a bit of trouble.
32:43May I come in?
32:44Of course, my child.
33:12The horse from the cemetery.
33:14That means the thief is in the house.
33:18Miss Red!
33:20Come on.
33:21Hope we're not too late.
33:42Now what are we going to do?
33:49A key from the horseman.
33:51Let's see if it works.
34:12Oh.
34:18Ah, here we go, my dear.
34:21Some tea and biscuits.
34:22It's just...
34:26what the professor ordered.
34:30I apologize for the delay.
34:31I can't thank you enough, Professor.
34:33I so appreciate your help.
34:35Of course.
34:36Will you please excuse me for just a moment?
34:40Help yourself while I check on a small annoyance.
34:49Is someone there?
35:10Eek!
35:29Oh!
35:36Look! It's Arthur's stolen diamonds!
35:40Oh!
35:56Ooh!
36:01I've got it!
36:04Ahh!
36:09Miss Red! Miss Red! He's not your friend!
36:12Yes, aren't you clever?
36:15I am, in fact, Professor Moriarty,
36:19who recommended Sherlock Holmes to Miss Red.
36:22I also ordered false clues to be left for him,
36:26because the only thing sweeter than the perfect crime
36:30is the perfect crime committed right under your enemy's nose.
36:35You've got your diamonds! What do you need Red for? Let her go!
36:39Oh, the diamond robberies were just the opening act.
36:43For the main event, I'm going to steal the crown jewels.
36:48Oh, and one last thing, my child.
36:52Thank you, my dear.
36:54This machine you see before you is a sophisticated heat ray
36:59powered by these unique diamonds,
37:02which are able to intensify the sun's light.
37:05I've designed it to work with the light from a solar eclipse.
37:09When the eclipse occurs, this machine will send out a powerful beam,
37:14which will be reflected by a series of mirrors
37:17to slice through the Tower of London.
37:20You're daft! Sherlock Holmes will stop you!
37:23I think not.
37:25You see, I've sent your beloved Sherlock Holmes
37:28on a wild goose chase.
37:34I've got him, Holmes!
37:41It doesn't match.
37:43Off to the next farm, then, eh?
37:45I'm not sure what's... something is wrong.
37:48Maybe we should take a break.
37:50It is already morning and the solar eclipse is about to begin.
37:54Ah, we have such a fine view.
37:56The eclipse!
37:58The button, the diamonds, the mirrors.
38:02Watson, that's it!
38:04What's it, Holmes?
38:06He's going to steal the crown jewels.
38:09I pray we're not too late.
38:11Hi-ya!
38:14Ha! Ha-ha!
38:17Ha!
38:47Ha-ha-ha!
39:17Ha-ha!
39:25Ha-ha-ha!
39:35After that fiasco at the embassy,
39:37we were lucky to get this assignment, my son.
39:40It's the easiest job in London.
39:42Nobody has stolen the crown jewels
39:45since we were moved here in 1903.
39:50What is it, boy?
40:05Ha-ha-ha!
40:15Ha-ha-ha!
40:27I'll teach you!
40:33What? He was asking for it.
40:36Uh...
40:45Ha!
40:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
40:57Whoo-hoo!
40:59Whoo-hoo-hoo!
41:01Whoo!
41:03Whoa!
41:16Oh, no, no, I can't look!
41:21Aah!
41:26We'll never catch him now.
41:28Never is not in my vocabulary.
41:31Hi-ya!
41:35Look, butch.
41:37I bet those cats are behind these robberies.
41:41I bet those cats are behind these robberies.
41:45Get down here right now, you magic fleabag,
41:48so I can arrest you!
41:54Aah!
41:59Ooh! Ooh!
42:04Hi-ya!
42:12Uh...
42:14Well, well, pussycats.
42:16Looks like yous and me have got a rendezvous with pain.
42:20Aah!
42:33Never fear, m'lady.
42:35Forget about me. Someone has to stop this coach.
42:42Huh?
43:02Ha-ha! We've got him now, hoomans!
43:12A horseless cabbage?
43:14Well, now I've just about seen everything.
43:29What?
43:31Moriarty.
43:33You've arrived just in time to say goodbye.
43:36Forever.
43:41Shocker.
44:12Aah!
44:17Ooh!
44:21Ooh!
44:23Aah!
44:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
44:27Ooh!
44:29Ow!
44:31Oh, dear.
44:36Aah!
44:41Mr. Holmes!
45:06The brick! It's broke!
45:12Ooh!
45:14Time to fly, boys.
45:19No!
45:25Mr. Holmes.
45:27Mr. Holmes!
45:37A hand up?
45:39Anyone?
45:41Anyone?
45:53Ah, thank you, my dear Watson.
45:59And it all works so perfectly on paper.
46:04The best-laid schemes of mice and men often go awry.
46:08Here you go, constable. Take him back to Scotland Yard.
46:15All right, come along quietly.
46:18There's no point in resisting.
46:24Oh, boy. I'm excited.
46:27I'm going to get the promotion and the reward.
46:32You know what? I'm happy.
46:39I'm so happy.
46:51Dear Olivia Lovert.
46:54I'm so glad it worked out for Miss Red. She makes a lovely bride.
46:58Yes.
47:00You may kiss the bride.
47:05Oh, oh, oh!
47:08That's right, I also do weddings.
49:37I do.
49:38I do.
49:39I do.