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00:00You hear?
00:02You've gotta catch your own eats, live on the streets, and find a feline companion to make your life complete.
00:14You're not going on spring break, you're reclaiming your inner tiger, remember?
00:21You can do this, pal. I know it, and don't you worry.
00:26I'll watch over the place while you're gone.
00:29So long, sucker.
00:34Ah, home sweet home.
01:29Ah, home sweet home.
01:59I'm saving you for dessert.
02:29Dessert is saved.
02:59Dessert is saved.
03:29Dessert is saved.
03:59Dessert is saved.
04:29Dessert is saved.
05:00Got something you wanna tell me, wise guy?
05:04Ah!
05:14Ah!
05:37Tom, look at you! You're filthy!
05:41Somebody needs a bath.
05:49Mommy's gonna get you all cleaned up.
05:52Nobody likes a dirty cat.
05:55Oh my goodness, so precious.
05:59Aren't you home?
06:06You're not Tom.
06:08You poor little kitty.
06:10No wonder you were so dirty.
06:13You haven't got a home.
06:15Will you do now?
06:17Now I'll always know where you are.
06:21I wonder where that Tom is.
06:24He can be a little shy sometimes.
06:40Ah!
06:48Find a feline companion to make your life complete.
06:58Oh my!
07:04Oh my!
07:33Ladies!
07:47Congratulations, you're cured!
08:02...and the extraordinary lives of amazing creatures.
08:08Today we spend time with the house cat.
08:14Even in play, it's obvious why this skilled hunter is ruler of the domestic kingdom.
08:23Let's explore this marvelous animal further as we enter the world of the mighty house cat.
08:32The house cat is descended from a long line of ferocious predators.
08:38Always on the hunt for his next meal, he stands ready to attack.
08:43Here you go.
08:45Mommy's strong little man.
08:50The living room is the house cat's natural territory.
09:08But a rival is challenging his authority.
09:14The scent of battle is in the air.
09:19The wily house cat has put the mouse on notice.
09:24This is cat country.
09:39Refusing to retreat, the cat firmly holds his ground.
09:47A younger, more vulnerable mouse has wandered onto the scene.
09:52He certainly has no reasonable expectation of survival, as this fearsome cat is the master of the sneak attack.
10:14The cat takes a moment to gather his thoughts, then mounts a more vigorous attack.
10:32In the domestic kingdom, dominance shifts quickly between these natural rivals.
10:47Knowing he's in control, the cunning house cat makes a deal, which is swiftly rejected.
11:07If he is to reclaim what's his, the cat must use his brain, not his brawn.
11:22Though using his head can sometimes hurt his head, a lot.
11:28Let's take this moment to examine how the house cat can take such punishing blows.
11:36It seems nature has equipped this brilliant animal with a brain so efficient and compact that it can barely be seen with the human eye.
11:46But if we look closer...
11:48Ah, there it is.
11:51This cat's brain is divided into two halves.
11:55This part is dedicated to finding food, getting rest, and of course, feelings of love.
12:02This overstimulated half here, connected by the pituitary gland, is the geribellum.
12:09That's it.
12:11Even at rest, the cat has an uncanny ability to shift his priorities.
12:17This young male has spotted a desirable female.
12:31He understands if he is to win her affection, he must be single-minded in his pursuit, ignoring all else.
13:01He must also be one of a kind.
13:06He must be one of a kind.
13:11He must be one of a kind.
13:16He must be one of a kind.
13:21He must be one of a kind.
13:26He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
13:56He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:01He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:06He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:11He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:16He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:21He must also be willing to experience the pain of loss.
14:29Perhaps the greatest test he will face in finding love is leaving his natural habitat and becoming an outdoor cat.
14:39This young male understands the journey ahead will require that he have little regard for his personal safety.
14:52The outdoors introduces a new predator that the shrewd house cat knows should be avoided.
15:01The outdoors introduces a new predator that the shrewd house cat knows should be avoided.
15:20Having survived this harrowing crossing, he respectfully bids farewell to his adversary.
15:31With the danger behind him, very little stands between the cat and the object of his desires.
15:42Aware that he must earn his chosen mate's affection, the young male puts his best foot forward.
15:50Bye.
15:58As expected, the house cat faces heavy competition.
16:03And clearly, she has fallen for his challenger.
16:19And with all that, we've come to the end of this episode.
16:25Next time, the final map dominates the cities of the island of Olympus.
16:31Until then, stay close to me and watch out for a cryptocurrency expert coming.
16:37And as always, thank you for watching.
16:49Aw, poor Chuddy, you need someone to take care of you.
17:15A random act of kindness in an otherwise harsh environment renews the cat's spirit.
17:23Clearly, the house cat hungers.
17:44I found someone to take care of you!
17:50The house cat tires of his outdoor adventure and chooses to return to his natural environment.
17:57But indoor forces are making this difficult.
18:15His hope of returning home is fading.
18:22Though difficult to watch, his end is near.
18:26But this cat is not just any ordinary cat.
18:30He is a house cat.
18:34And he will sacrifice everything, including his pride, to return to his domain.
18:45From the jaws of the mail slot, the cat triumphantly returns.
18:51His roar boldly announces his intentions.
18:55He is ready to reclaim his territory.
19:02Impervious to pain,
19:07or his inner kitty,
19:10the house cat is determined to show his rivals that he's not letting go of his will.
19:18AHHHHHHHHHH!
19:38Success at last! The house cat reclaims his indoor throne.
19:45Victory is his in the domestic kingdom.
19:51Let's explore this marvelous creature further as we enter the world of the common house mouse.
20:14I call it Whiffz.
20:18Whiffs?
20:21Ah, no. Whiff-d-z.
20:25What's a Whiff-d-z?
20:28It's short for Worldwide Instantaneously Fast Delivery System.
20:33The first wha is silent.
20:36I don't care.
20:39Oh, and you'll need a snack.
20:42I'm kidding. We'll get something later.
20:46Ah, Bubba's in place.
20:48I enter my sister's address.
20:51Make sure GPS is engaged.
20:55And then give Jerry the honor of being the very first person to see the world of the common house mouse.
21:03And then give Jerry the honor of being the very first mouse to send a package instantaneously.
21:12Go ahead.
21:19Is he there?
21:21He's there! Bubba's in Paris with my sis.
21:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave him on the yellow disc.
21:30That's how he gets back.
21:32Ready?
21:39I'm so happy. So very, very happy.
21:50He seems happy.
21:53Soon, everyone will be Whiff-d-zing.
21:57I sort of feel like Whiff-ding now.
22:01Bye, boys. Bubba and I have lots to do.
22:04We have to write this experiment up. File patents.
22:08Find my keys.
22:10Ever been to Paris?
22:31Yeah!
22:49What?
22:51Right. If we both go, who will bring us back?
23:02Definitely not him.
23:06It's Dee! You're back!
23:09Maybe she can do it.
23:12It's Dee! You're back!
23:14Maybe she can do it.
23:32But she's with us.
23:42Ah, young bots in love.
23:46It's kind of weird.
24:02Maybe Kitty Boy should go to Paris.
24:12Now?
24:14Hey, chair, how about now?
24:22Buenas nachos, Kitty.
24:25Uh-oh.
24:42Bonjour. Je m'appelle Gigi.
25:05No!
25:12Whoa! Somebody help!
25:30Honest, I'm nothing but gristle and bone.
25:37Your skin! It's...
25:39Your skin! It's...
25:41Melting!
25:45Quick, we gotta get this off.
25:57Come on, where are you?
26:09Come on, where are you?
26:27I miss you too, pal.
26:31Let me tell you about my day.
26:35Oh, so you met a girl. I see how it is.
26:38While you played kissy-face, I almost became one with Kitty Boy.
26:42And you don't have time to hear about it? Fine!
26:47You think your little lady has a friend?
27:02Shall I wake her?
27:07Nah.
27:10Anti-gravity bits?
27:13Maybe later.
27:19Instant hull?
27:25Going down.
27:31Did you land on your feet?
27:37No.
27:42Promise me, okay?
27:44Pretty girls tend to have not-so-pretty friends.
27:47I want one of those.
27:49I like to be the eye candy in my relationships.
28:00Oops.
28:06Hello.
28:11Hello.
28:15Gift?
28:24Viva France!
28:29Return, hit return, that's all.
28:37Oops.
28:39Dropped something.
28:42Well, there is somebody who can fix this.
28:56Come on, it's important.
28:58We need help. It's something only a genius could fix.
29:07Oh, no!
29:14Pardon-moi.
29:28Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:47Sheesh! Not him, too.
29:50My work is done here.
29:53Hey, genius!
29:55Ahem!
30:07Ahem!
30:14You again? Really?
30:37Ahem!
30:39Ahem!
31:03Forgetting something, maybe?
31:05Thank you, Napoleon, for the excellent copier idea.
31:23You owe me.
31:30I am so not good at this job.
31:36You're the not-so-pretty ones?
31:42Uh-oh.
32:05Ahem.
32:36Whoopsie-daisy.
32:52There it is! Let's get him!
33:05Ahem.
33:23Help, please, let me out. It's dark in here.
33:28But I thought ghosts liked the dark.
33:32Please let me out and I'll explain everything.
33:40Thank you.
33:42You look just like a rat.
33:44I am.
33:46A ghost rat.
33:48A rat rat. I didn't mean anybody no harm.
33:52I just needed a place for me and my family to live.
33:56That's all.
34:02I figured the easiest way to get rid of you was to scare you away.
34:32Ahem.
34:52Oh, so the wittle mouse was wrong when he thought his house was haunted, huh?
34:59Admit it. There's no such things as ghosts.
35:02I was right. It was Milfred all the time.
35:05Milfred?
35:06Whatever. Case closed.
35:08Tolucaville can sleep knowing there's no such things as ghosts.
35:19Well, I guess that means I should be going.
35:23Well, I don't mind sharing the place if you don't.
35:26Not at all. Hey, maybe you can be part of the family.
35:31What's one more mouth to feed, right?
35:34I am kind of hungry, but I should probably go to sleep now.
35:39Night, Milfred.
35:42No!
35:53Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit.
35:57There are such things as ghosts after all.
36:00You okay?
36:02No.
36:05I can't wait to meet my brothers and sisters.
36:09Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be great, kid.
36:13But maybe you shouldn't do that walking through walls thing till everyone gets to know you.
36:20You got it, Mildred.
36:22Oh, and one more thing. It's Milfred. There's a Fred at the end.
37:10Oh.
37:22How you doing, sweetums?
37:28Yeah, let's talk later. I'm a little busy myself.
37:34The ladies, they love me.
37:47Now we're getting somewheres.
37:56Where's the love who licked clean?
38:00Somebody beat me to it. Where do I find that guy?
38:24I got you something today, Tom.
38:28I got you something today, Tom, for being such a good boy.
38:33It even has a little bell on it so I always know where you are.
38:38Dirty, no good can licker.
39:09Wake up!
39:14How can you sleep at a time like this?
39:17Did you hear what happened to Buttons?
39:21The cat a couple of streets over, he went off the deep end.
39:26The vet said it was a case of Felis Catus Indorium Delirium.
39:34Too much time indoors.
39:37It did the poor fella in.
39:41The very people we think are our friends are really the ones driving us nuts.
39:52Eating food out of a can, living in a climate-controlled box, and watching nature channels.
40:00Making us wear silly little collars with bells on them, like that one, so they can always know where we are.
40:08Buttons had a collar just like it, right down to the little bell.
40:16Don't look so worried.
40:19You and Buttons, two different cats.
40:22Because he was all pale and stuff.
40:26So, you're a little pale. It's nothing.
40:31To make sure, what do you say we do some tests first?
40:37Say ah!
40:43Spotted tongue and cheek, see that?
40:48Ooh, don't panic.

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