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00:00:00I
00:00:30Am not gonna miss that cat
00:01:00Shh
00:01:11Hey, Tommy candlelight dinner for two
00:01:16Sounds fancy
00:01:18Tonight
00:01:20You know puss I ain't sitting around waiting for the phone to ring. I keep a schedule
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00:01:29Stop your wine and I'll be there fine, but you better not disappoint
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00:06:03Back it up meatball. That's not how you treat a lady. Is that what you're wearing?
00:06:27Better
00:06:42Hi chair now, what would your mama think of that kind of behavior?
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00:07:01See in the romantic
00:07:26You said there'd be candles
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00:08:15Jerry you're so fancy
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00:09:24Hey music man
00:09:26Gonna eat or what?
00:09:30Yeah, we're hungry
00:09:56What are you looking at sister hmm the appetizer you want to appetize my sister
00:10:03I'm starving
00:10:05I'm starving
00:10:07I'm starving
00:10:09I'm starving
00:10:11I'm starving
00:10:13I'm starving
00:10:15I'm starving
00:10:17I'm starving
00:10:19I'm starving
00:10:21Hmm the appetizer you wanna appetizer I'll give you an appetizer
00:10:51Oh
00:11:10Is that how we're playing bring it
00:11:21You looking for this
00:11:52Now what do you have to say yourself?
00:11:58I'm gonna
00:12:01It's dinner finally ready. Yeah, we're starving here
00:12:12I'm good with family style
00:12:14Me too
00:12:20Very tasty scrumptious. I can hardly wait for dessert
00:12:44Pizza night. Yeah with extra meat. So what do you say?
00:12:55Pizza and a movie now, you're talking. I love who cut the cheese. It's my favorite who done it
00:13:07And now my favorite part it's when that guy says
00:13:14I
00:13:18Looking for us
00:13:26Wait till you see what I'm working on tonight at the singles science mixer
00:13:32I'll be practicing the law of attraction rather than my usual law of repulsion
00:13:37I
00:13:47Have also brought a special surprise for you, come on
00:13:52Fuzzy slippers as you may know. It's bring your child to work day and since well, I don't have a child
00:13:59I brought the next best thing
00:14:01meat
00:14:04Oh
00:14:06Don't worry boys
00:14:10Medusa wouldn't harm a fly
00:14:16Anything bigger than a fly
00:14:23Yes, well, that's Medusa she gets anxious in new social situations
00:14:30Medusa gets anxious. Heck my life passed before my eyes and it was not as good as I remember
00:14:38Now, where was I? Oh, yes the single science mixer. No cheese platter tonight
00:14:45I'm bringing my latest invention a love potion
00:14:50delivered in party bubbles
00:14:55Everyone loves party bubbles, right?
00:14:59And if the potion actually works
00:15:01Everyone will love me
00:15:04Well more specifically dr. Pamela Whittington
00:15:12If I can get these protozoa to fall in love on a cellular level
00:15:19Then I might actually stand a chance at that mixer tonight
00:15:22Oh
00:15:28Nuts
00:15:29Something's wrong
00:15:31Love is a delicate balance of different emotions all swirled into one two drops
00:15:38One drop nervousness half a drop of fear there. That should do the trick I think
00:15:44Oh
00:15:51Better but still no love connection
00:15:55Well, just another night of one-sided conversations missed opportunities and computer chess
00:16:04Sure, no problem ask the rodents to take care of the killer snake makes total sense
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00:16:22Know why don't we feed Medusa to I'm not using this leg. There you go. It's still hungry Medusa half my head
00:16:40The love connection
00:16:42The Doc's potion actually works, I mean it really works
00:16:47Hey, you know what? I'm thinking if Medusa comes after us. We'll just hit her with one of these love bubbles
00:17:04Isn't it romantic someone's gonna fall in love
00:17:12I
00:17:42Think you're kind of embarrassing yourself
00:17:57Hey
00:17:59It's Napoleon here
00:18:09Hey, you big bully, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
00:18:19But if you haven't noticed I'm not your own size
00:18:24How can you read at a moment like this Jerry's in trouble?
00:18:28Yeah
00:18:30Yes, I know it's an emergency I can see that
00:18:58You this happened last time I listened to you
00:19:08Of course
00:19:09Make Tom fall in love with Jerry. You're right
00:19:14Okay. Okay. I can remember this think now it was four drops
00:19:19Lee maybe a drop of nervousness and a little bit of fear
00:19:28Oh, come on give a rat a break
00:19:42When we're walking just we do talking everything is right
00:19:50Too much glee maybe more fear
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00:20:08Okay too much
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00:21:28You know what they say if you love someone set him free
00:21:58And
00:22:03Then get him cheese
00:22:28Oh
00:22:42Weird
00:22:58Oh your lips are ever smiling on a face that's beguiling
00:23:28I
00:23:35Must wash the potion away
00:23:58I
00:24:11Is going on here you should all be ashamed of yourselves just look at this place
00:24:28You poor little hamster boo-boo we need to have dinner just you and me
00:24:38Match made in heaven those two
00:24:58Oh
00:25:19Hurry up Thomas
00:25:23Did you get the mouse whisker for the transformation potion
00:25:29in
00:25:30the cauldron with it
00:25:45Sure, it's only one mouse whisker
00:25:48positive BT
00:25:50You're not the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion
00:25:56Just the best dear sister, that's what you
00:26:04Sherry enough with you to pestering cat maddening mouse off you go top of house
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00:27:26I
00:27:49What's wrong with him
00:27:52Gracious Tom, it's not the first time. We've summoned you
00:28:11My sister I think he's gone Betty
00:28:15Yes, it appears so perhaps getting some fresh mush beetle lava will focus your mind hurry
00:28:25Mush beetle. I prefer something more potent last I checked. I'm the witch brewing this potion
00:28:32Not you
00:28:34You haven't come for the I have a note of you
00:28:37I
00:28:44Want to help really but I'm fresh out
00:28:50Why are you such a mess none of these sisters crazy potions ever call for God
00:28:57Are we playing charades, I love charades how many words
00:29:04A little boobie the Loch Ness monster
00:29:09I'm dreadful at this game. Ah
00:29:14Jerry's been turned into a vampire
00:29:18Okay, I cheated
00:29:20If
00:29:30You're looking for fresh beetle lava, I strongly suggest under the porch
00:29:38Yes outside
00:29:40That's where porches generally are and cats who don't do is they're told
00:29:50Oh
00:30:06No
00:30:10Try again, it's purple not yellow
00:30:20Oh
00:30:33Did you find the beetle lava
00:30:38Good kitty I
00:30:41Find making the brew steep a good long while
00:30:45Allows the ingredients to create a stronger bond
00:30:50Perhaps while we sleep
00:30:53Yes, of course after I add the candied slugs that Thomas is getting
00:31:05Cat
00:31:07candy slugs
00:31:10Interesting shush BT. You may be first born, but it doesn't make you the wicked witch of all
00:31:20Dracula's in his home. You're safe
00:31:28A ladle, huh? That'll keep the vampires away. I'm kidding
00:31:36But I do know what will
00:31:38Leave with one way back
00:31:40I've been working on a little demonstration
00:31:43See there's three basic ways to get rid of a vampire first their sunlight turns them into dust
00:31:52Then there's garlic makes their breath stink and more importantly
00:31:57Go up in smoke. And finally a wooden stick to their heart usually does the trick
00:32:04It's the last resort. It will be morning soon. We can start then
00:32:12I
00:32:31Morning sunshine
00:32:34I
00:32:39Now use the mirror to direct the sunlight into the hole
00:32:49Hey easy boy, let me help you
00:32:55These sisters are not gonna like that
00:33:04It's
00:33:11Impossible for your luck to get any worse
00:33:16Funny garlic remember never fails. Otherwise, you're destined to be one, too
00:33:30Get closer
00:33:33Have you never bowled should I ask for rails
00:34:03You
00:34:16Can't stop now, there's one last thing you can do the final resort
00:34:33Now drive this steak through his tiny vampire heart
00:34:42You forgot this steak
00:34:52Tell me you're kidding
00:35:04I think the little bloodsuckers gone mad
00:35:16I've got to stop getting involved with these two
00:35:26Good morning Thomas. You've been very busy. Haven't you I
00:35:32Don't love what you've done to the place that was mother's brew and
00:35:39grandmother's spellbook
00:35:41Not to mention the smoke in the dust. I
00:35:45Think Tom needs a little fresh air
00:35:48in the dark woods with the news
00:35:54Damages unto cast him out
00:35:58Into the pool so long cats and goodbye mouse
00:36:11I
00:36:13Remember once turning a newt into a loaf of pumpkin bread
00:36:18It was very tasty. I remember it being a bit dry myself
00:36:23I don't think I taste very good
00:36:26Relax newt. I'm transforming you into a glorious eagle
00:36:41And I really thought you were going to get the transformation potion right this time if you weren't
00:36:47Constantly distracting BT. I would have
00:36:52Into the cold with you as well
00:36:55You
00:36:59Guys it's me newt. I'm an eagle
00:37:05Hey, where are you going? Can I come?
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00:47:24With the cat and mouse detective on the chase there was nowhere to go but down
00:47:29Oh
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00:48:21Who's going down now wise guy
00:48:29Oh
00:48:51Some days even a tough guy needs a little tender love and care
00:48:59Oh
00:49:21That's when he saw her her name was misty
00:49:29Oh
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00:50:37Tom was it about to let a broken leg to crack ribs and a strain gluttonous
00:50:42Whatchamacallit get between him and this lovely feline?
00:50:59Oh
00:51:29This was a case for the cat and mouse detectives there was no time to be smart
00:51:59Oh
00:52:01Oh
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00:52:28Please don't hurt me. I promise I won't say a word a
00:52:33Cat and a mouse. Nope. Never saw see not a word. I don't know anything
00:52:44Okay, okay, okay, my name is scarf and I live next door
00:52:49Well misty and I yeah, you could have a thing going
00:52:54You know, we talked for hours on end through the walls
00:53:02Well
00:53:09Then today someone came in and took her but I don't know who and I don't know where and I don't know why
00:53:16But I really want to help find her
00:53:23Come on you need me
00:53:25I'm a hound and hounds have very good noses that will make finding her that much easier
00:53:31Just tell me which way did she go?
00:53:42If anyone knew which way she went it was crooked Eddie a stool pigeon
00:53:48So you want to find misty, huh?
00:53:51What's it worth to you?
00:53:53A
00:54:00Sunflower
00:54:02Delightful. All right. Here's what I know. I seen two humans
00:54:08Couldn't make out their faces. They had something in a sack
00:54:12Then they shoved the sack into an animal carrier place the carry in the back seat and drove off
00:54:20That must have been misty which way did they go I
00:54:32Don't care much for the fruit and nut mix
00:54:42Corn yeah, that's nice. They went that away to the country
00:54:50Oh
00:54:52Heard about the country they have farms there where animals go but
00:54:58Don't come back
00:55:00Tom do there was no time to waste
00:55:06If only he had remembered he was still on the roof
00:55:09Oh
00:55:16Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely getting the scent she's right over that hill
00:55:39Oh
00:56:03Hey, you want to hear something funny
00:56:06The scent wasn't coming from over the hill after all
00:56:27Okay, it should be right around this corner
00:56:32Wow
00:56:34What do you know? I got us here scarf was right. He had gotten him there
00:56:41But where exactly was there?
00:56:46Hey, maybe it's an animal prison and they're being forced to make those ugly dog sweaters
00:57:02You know, she's a cat I'm a dog it probably wouldn't have worked anyway
00:57:32Oh
00:58:02Mm-hmm
00:58:22Okay, so what's the plan we sneak in and grab her
00:58:32Oh
00:58:34Oh
00:58:59Misty I'm here to rescue you
00:59:02Who are you scarf
00:59:08The dog next door
00:59:12The one who barks a lot
00:59:16The detective saw you get catnapped that I heard the whole thing
00:59:19But
00:59:28I wasn't catnapped. My owners put me in that sack
00:59:32It's the only way they can get me here cuz I hate cars so much. They're on vacation and so
00:59:38We
00:59:44So the cat-and-mouse detectives found their missing cat but Tom couldn't help feeling disappointed by the outcome
00:59:52Hey
00:59:54Well, maybe we could see each other when I get back
01:00:02Well, perhaps it wasn't a total loss
01:00:08You
01:00:38Oh
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01:01:06Tommy
01:01:08Fire dear cat
01:01:10Stoke the fire you wouldn't want us to catch a chill now, would you?