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00:00Boyfriend prank.
00:02Okay, go, go.
00:06Lotte, I'm breaking up with you.
00:10Boyfriend prank.
00:12This is not how this prank works. We're not dating.
00:14Well, I wasn't just gonna do it to Broomer.
00:16Yeah, that'd be mean.
00:18Now, turn the camera off.
00:20Jackie said to keep it going till you cried.
00:22Why would I cry?
00:24Because I'm breaking up with you. Will you please just cry for the video?
00:26Now, turn the camera off.
00:28Turn the camera off till someone cries.
00:30And it might be me.
00:32Once upon a time,
00:34in a faraway land,
00:36I was a knight.
00:38And I was a knight.
00:40No, you weren't.
00:42And I was a knight too, by the way.
00:44Guys, go away.
00:46I was a knight, and there was a beautiful princess.
00:48Name Cracker.
00:50Stop.
00:52I'm also a knight.
00:54Also, you do know you're holding the book upside down, right?
00:56Can you read?
00:58Forget it. I didn't even want to read this story anyway.
01:04So, Cracker's the princess?
01:06Yeah. Who else would it be?
01:10I can't believe this happened again.
01:12I can't believe you got me to wear this stupid tie.
01:14You chose that tie.
01:16Good one.
01:18Shut up.
01:20Attention! I have a speech prepared.
01:22Who told Click he could write a speech?
01:24I don't know.
01:26It could have been anyone.
01:28Probably Nail.
01:30Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him.
01:32Micra was my best friend.
01:34No, he was not. Give me that.
01:36I can't believe you would write this.
01:38That doesn't say anything.
01:40Man, I really gotta take a class or something.
01:42Yeah, babe, this is getting embarrassing.
01:44Hey, where'd the casket go?
01:46Gosh, that was incredible.
01:48Why?
01:50Listen up, dorks and dweebs.
01:52I think she's talking to you.
01:54It's getting a bit boring around here.
01:56Do I have an idea?
01:58We should make our own object show.
02:00Hmm.
02:02Your first challenge is to buy me stuff.
02:04Why?
02:06Because I literally said to.
02:08I'm the host, okay?
02:10Why are you so mean to me?
02:12No.
02:14How about a game of...
02:16Rock, paper, shoot?
02:18Shoot.
02:20Okay, who's next?
02:46Don't you care, it's been torn apart.
02:48Don't you care, it's been torn apart.
02:50Don't you care, it's been torn apart.
02:52Don't you care, it's been torn apart.
02:54Yeah, tonight's a go, but I'm colder.
02:56Yeah, tonight's a go, but I'm colder.
02:58And I can't understand, I'm getting older.
03:00And I can't understand, I'm getting older.
03:02I love you.
03:04But I love to do.
03:06But I love to do.
03:08But I love to do.
03:10But I love to do.
03:12But I love to do.
03:14Ahhhhhhh!
03:16How did this happen?!
03:18Ahhhhhhh!
03:20Uh, maybe flash back earlier.
03:22Hey, guys,
03:24look at this six-year-old burger I found.
03:26dibbs
03:28Oh, my Gloop Glick!
03:30Uhhh...
03:32Not again.
03:34What do we do?
03:36Survive thru the power of friendship.
03:38This whole time
03:41We have to get somewhere safe my house your house is so easy to break into
03:48Rumor if we don't get out of here alive, there's something I got to tell you I love you to lose your tooth
03:57Yeah, I love you too you're gonna say nothing what were you gonna say doesn't matter zombie
04:02I
04:05Can't end like this Chucky not like dish
04:15You actually saved us that makes up for your toothbrush right word we're gonna go back to that but you did it
04:23Can't do y'all just get along no no no no yeah, no no
04:29What is wrong with all of you poison smells really bad feather stole my bike diary keeps reading my journal
04:36Stop calling it a journal my therapist says it's genetic. Why can't we be more like the boys?
04:41You're it no you're it. Oh, I love being best friends
04:47Yeah, I'm not doing that please okay, maybe
04:51Simp dude you lost a season to someone who wasn't in the game. It was rigged fight fight fight fight
04:57What do you think this says about us? There's only one woman? I'm for and it's me. Don't say that
05:02Oh, are you silencing women? Yes poison what I would never silence women simp OMG stop
05:10So what?
05:12Another resounding failure. I think I have a better idea
05:16I love friendship
05:20Muffin grab my hand
05:24Off the swings go away latte. Yeah, we're playing rock climbing disaster playing
05:30Are you five yeah five out of five guys chocolate bars house is on fire. Oh my glob
05:39I'm live tweeting this can someone pass me the popcorn are we bad people dude
05:44He kidnapped you for like six years, so oh my glob. How did this happen? I don't even have electricity
05:50That was awesome. You two burnt down my house. You can't prove that you're holding a gas canister
05:57It's something because the gas is in my house. Huh I wonder how that happened. Yeah, I'm leaving
06:04Nice work guys. Huh no one really wasn't us then who was it?
06:11Who did this
06:14I
06:17Hate my life, and we shall bring the treasure
06:20Yes, English muffin. Yeah, do we have to wear the outfit yes any more questions?
06:25not outfit related
06:28Then we shall trek onward. This is the weirdest roleplay. I've ever done. Why are you role-playing?
06:34Oh, please like you don't have a fumbler. I literally don't yeah, I don't mm-hmm
06:39So this isn't you I have no idea who that very attractive person is we made it
06:46This will only be a 30-hour climb. I did not sign up for this
06:49Yeah, you did hey who wants to go on a 30-hour climb up a dangerous mountain to find the diamond queen to steal a treasure
06:56Okay, I am NOT
07:01Let's just get this over with
07:04Haha, I see you have come for my treasure! That is 30 cents! You'll have to fight me for it! To the death! No! It's not worth it! To the death!
07:17Did we win? We sure did
07:24That was really sweet shut up. Oh sweet nice costume mango. You know I'm really glad that you like it
07:32I want you to do something that really spoke to the post-modern experience right and smarties and headshed you're um
07:39Isn't it obvious?
07:41It's so obvious. Well. I am well. I am a pony from pretty princess pink pony perfection
07:50Yeah, well we better get going. Oh, oh hey nice vampire werewolf vampire alien gremlin costume. That is not a costume
08:02Oh
08:06What are you doing in my new house?
08:08Vampires what am I supposed to do about that?
08:13How'd you get in maybe it's the gaping hole in the door do something it's getting mud on my new rug
08:21Do less it's not working. I have an idea guys
08:28Oh
08:30It was a costume
08:32Did you guys just beat up a kid this cannot be happening?
08:37Are you not listening the rock is coming, and I woke up with a dog here who actually cares rock
08:45Everyone shut it. Thank you cuz I need someone to shove me back in this oven
08:50So you get to be crispy and golden while I look like this Bob. I gotta make connection
08:55Everyone knows you photoshop your headshot
08:58Well you're not even pink oh you asked for it
09:03Should we stop them absolutely not back up back up precious cargo here. Oh get out of my way cracker
09:14Huh, I swear he was one rock when I started driving. What did you do?
09:20Why would you do this?
09:22Oh
09:23You think this is funny makes you do a little hee-hee ha ha please let me go
09:27I have a family you do not quick go and I think I was gonna offer muffin a roll
09:33Oh, well, do you know where gummy bear is that away?
09:39Okay, well goodbye
09:42Au revoir off weeders in
09:45I'm leaving hello
09:48Everyone decided it was my turn to pretend to care. What do you want? No diary? You can't stop me. I'm leaving
09:57Why are you leaving? I'm going to the big city
10:08Unicorn orange shut up
10:11Huh just
10:13Don't leave
10:15we
10:17Want you to stay you you mean it. Yeah, Oh Broomer. I knew you were my best friend
10:35I don't get it. How did all of us get sick sickening codependency?
10:40Is she okay? He's done this three times today. I think he just likes the attention pot
10:46Kettle did anyone fix this? I feel like there's a cinder block in my nose. You don't have a nose. Oh
10:52My glob you did it. I guess I gotta call in sick
11:07The prowls of capitalism, let's burn down the Senate totally with you as soon as I can move my legs
11:14You guys still have legs
11:16I've got some weird symptoms
11:20Go away click
11:22Who's there? What was the point in that?
11:27No, it is
11:30Not
11:31This party's totally off the chain. No one says that Chucky get off the chandelier chick party, right?
11:38Babe, I'm down here. Oh
11:41There's only one way to end this
11:44We will we will it's the fuzz run
11:49Finally housekeeping. Oh, come in. Yeah, guys is that common?
11:56No
11:59Hey, have you guys seen now? Oh
12:02No
12:04Okay, season one. Am I right? What did you just say? Nothing? Nothing? We just agreed your season is a little
12:11Whoa, you could not actually think that too many bodily fluids for my taste and everything looks so
12:18Flat. Yeah, there was no boy. Get over here. Sorry. All we're saying is you guys really can't compare. Oh, yeah
12:24Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're pooped on the elimination area
12:30Darn it. Shall we definitely?
12:38Oops
12:39Mail lift that puts him behind two points. Check this out. Let's go
12:47Darn it. I'm all good viscosity child's play
12:59That was awesome
13:01Can someone tell them to stop doing that? I tried they just started jumping off of me, too
13:07I'm a please. No, it's the event of the season. No, please and promise you take a shower
13:12I don't care, but it sounds so cool. It sounds like a whole lot of hope luck
13:17You know, you don't mean that who know?
13:24Look what you're doing to him. I don't want to see pretty princess pink booty pandemonium. Okay, I don't it sounds awful
13:32What told you we were seeing dad
13:37Oh
13:40Christmas the time for giving nail presents to make up for the years. He lived as an orphan. What are you doing?
13:46Oh, he's over give that to me. This is the story of two boys who learned a very valuable lesson
13:54I don't celebrate Christmas
13:59Celebrate Christmas. Yeah a big grouch. We gotta show him the true spirit of Christmas
14:07Another day another what the Merry Christmas chocolate bar. We know you're not feeling the Christmas spirit this year. So we brought it to you
14:19Jewish Oh
14:23Happy Hanukkah chocolate bar. Happy Hanukkah guys, and they all lived happily ever after the end
14:29What
14:32What's happening, we're we're in a cartoon
14:36Yeah, we're in a cartoon. I know for the first time what no we've been in one the whole time
14:41I will be so much different we can we can squash and stretch we can hit people with no consequences
14:47You already do that. Ah, see he's fine. We can throw people off cliffs do not
14:54Few
14:56I don't know how to get back. I can't come on. What's the worst that could happen? I
15:05Nuclear war
15:08Probably probably not that fine
15:11Chalky, can you can you tell diary that well?
15:17Got it. Hey broomer. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story
15:21I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story
15:24Got it. Hey broomer. Can you tell diary that Moonstone wants to crush her like a date? Sure. Yo click
15:31Can you tell diary that Moonstone wants to brush her like a goat?
15:33Sure, can't do nothing Moonstone thinks diary smells like a barn animal what can you gotta tell diary?
15:41Okay. Hey diary Moonstone wants you to know that she thinks you're
15:45In ugly cow. Oh, she does. Huh? Well, why don't you tell Moonstone?
15:49She's a dumb ugly little gem. I don't even like her. Ah
15:54Moonstone diary thinks you're
15:57Really cool. Oh my club. I have to talk to her right now
16:01Hey diary
16:03Trust me. It's gonna be hilarious. This is actually just not fun. Okay, then. Why are you laughing? I'm not in the future
16:12Okay, hey gummy bear how could this happen
16:20You
16:21Comedy gold now who's next you're planning on doing that again. Oh, it's above Lord. You're right
16:27I hate pretty princess pink. Oh, no, who is telling these comically large hammers. Oh
16:34you
16:35He said this was a stand-up comedy routine. Hey muffin. I I
16:41Hate crowd work
16:43Yeah, be honest. Hmm. It's me. It's obviously me. Let me just
16:49Yeah crackers taller
16:53Nails taller. Let's say you're up next. Yeah, I wonder who's taller
16:59Another close one. I think it's still nail
17:03No, not gonna name any names, but some people are asking you to stop stomping on them
17:11I
17:13Wonder if you're taller than me
17:16Today started out like any other taco Tuesday with a frying pan to the back of the head from my old lady asking me
17:22If I was gonna stop faking a new our accent, I need you to find work and bad
17:26That's when the case for lifetime came through my office door manga. My price cone was stolen. You have to help
17:33Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. I'm the best in the biz. No other detectives can compare
17:40The hat looks so stupid diary was a clever case a real doll with a kick in her step
17:45But I knew she had to be hiding something because I stole this hat from her
17:48Um, hello, I'm literally talking to you feathers chin has more hair than diaries head
17:53So she couldn't have stolen the cone, but she clearly knows who did
17:58You're a freak
18:01No, it's it's not what it looks like now
18:03It's a good uptown stone like you doing get into a mess like this. I just wanted to look good
18:09Now ain't that the ticket beauty queen on the crime scene? This ain't you kiddo?
18:14Don't throw it all away for a life of crime. You have things to live for
18:19probably
18:22More huh?
18:27Well Moonstone's had a brush with crime and tangled us all up in quite the knot, but I think I've straightened it all out
18:35This is definitely not my comb
18:37This isn't even a comb
18:40You're not a real detective. I feel bad for the kid. He didn't know bigger things were at play
18:46How could he know that it was I who took his comb instead of this whole detective agency just to frame Moonstone for one
18:54simple reason
18:58I'm Moonstone
19:03Yeah, we would uh, what yeah, what why don't we ask a volunteer from the audience
19:11Broomer I'm good clay
19:13I've been practicing with believe it or not. This is actually really comfortable. I
19:30Like love you actually did it
19:38Don't club only members made of dough allowed
19:43Weird club strange people club, even if you're just mildly off-putting we welcome you
19:50Face it broomer boys. Your club will never be as good as the
19:54Feather girls club. We did not agree to that. Yes, you did. You clearly just stole our name and our instruments
20:01No, we didn't. Hey guys, what are you all doing?
20:04That's pretty cool. Can I join one?
20:09You know, maybe clubs weren't a good idea
20:13Oh
20:19None of this is working. I don't get it all these songs reek
20:23We've been trapped in here for months. All our songs are about gray walls and uncomfortable furniture. That's it
20:28We got to get out there do something right about real
20:32experiences, yeah
20:34I
20:37Wish awesome
20:41Foreclosure, maybe we shouldn't have spent all our money on that helicopter or destroyed all of our instruments Oh
20:47Hey guys, don't forget about that song. You owe me for tomorrow. We're doomed
20:53All right, well, let's hear your next big hit
20:57Okay
21:05Sold all our instruments to pay for this record, but the instruments were broken. So we didn't get a lot of money
21:14That was awesome really
21:23Some sort of quarter-life crisis
21:30How
21:35You know, you can stay here right if we could kick anyone we wanted out you think we'd keep tub of lard
21:40I'm right here. You know, believe me. I know
21:46Okay, okay, we'll fix this violence
21:59Now found my second laser
22:02What gummy bear she's got click hostage that is embarrassing no time for insults we have to hurry
22:11Unhand him. Why are you doing this?
22:18Excuse me, like are these buttons for the pimples? Do they activate something?
22:25You use it on the telly
22:27Television a clicker is a remote. These are volume and channel buttons
22:36Well, the situation is grim stocks are down 15% since our new competitor launched competitors
22:42Chippers has been the only thing in grocery stores for years who could possibly be challenging us. I think it's best
22:47We just show you
22:49This twerp has an anisong on the radio in years and now he thinks he can waltz right in and steal my gig
22:54It gets worse. You're losing public support after you were caught running a bling ring with a group of toddlers
22:59I was teaching them a simple life lesson steal from rich people that aren't me
23:04Why do you explain getting caught sneaking into diaries out after replacing all of her photos with pictures of moonstone?
23:09Hey, that's a long-term project and the public will thank me when I get those two together
23:15Your image is tarnished so long as chippers has competition. We need you to clean up your image
23:20So we've hired two actors to play your husband and child and you're gonna go around the country reading to children now say hello
23:26to your new family
23:28I'm gonna kill cracker
23:35Sorry nail
23:36But the only way you could play with us is if you didn't have any arms
23:39Because that's how the sport was meant to be played with
23:42Okay
23:47Man it's an amazing day. Literally nothing to go Ryan. My house is gone again, okay
23:53Wow, this game is amazing right they really improved the graphics on this one
23:58Wait, is it nail doing his annual April Fool's pranks today? Right? That means she's gonna know
24:05Nail, I swear if you're behind that TV
24:12I see you've met my brother
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