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Andy, an idealist medical student with a serious Elvis obsession, works to perfect his rat-to-rat brain transfer to "help mankind and change the face of modern science". After his final experiment fails and blows up, Andy loses his chance to travel abroad and study at the prestigious Reinhardt Institute. With his future in doubt, and with no place to live, his future looks bleak. Little does Andy know that his beloved professor and mentor, Doc Crosby, is actually a mad scientist who has been murdering people and stealing their brains for experiments in his makeshift "black and white" laboratory. When Doc realizes that his own brains so severely damaged from experimenting on himself, and that he will be dead in a matter of hours without a successful brain transfer, he hatches a scheme to acquire the thirteen human brains needed for his "brain pyramid". Knowing that Andy is homeless and that college kids can't resist having big parties, Doc invites Andy to house-sit while he goes away on "business". After he frees his deranged lab assistant from the insane asylum, and with his house now full of healthy unsuspecting college kids, Doc's trap is set. When the party begins, so does the deadly game of cat and mouse. Will Andy save his friends from the scalpel of a madman, or will Doc succeed in his murderous plot to save his own life by completing the first even human brain transference procedure?
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00:00:30That shithole should have brought an American.
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00:03:32Crossover brain retention, cerebral translation,
00:03:36informational brain transfers.
00:03:39Ah, call it what you want, kid.
00:03:41What you're talking about is Siegfried's theory,
00:03:43where you can transfer the information
00:03:45from one brain to another,
00:03:46but it's still not working.
00:03:48Even when I use a chromium filament
00:03:49that Thompson Gage won't hold.
00:03:51Try crossing the channels.
00:03:53Yes!
00:03:54And with the power through the pyramid
00:03:56of the 13 conductor brains,
00:03:57I should have crossover in cerebral translation.
00:04:00Thanks.
00:04:01You're the king.
00:04:02Thank you.
00:04:03Thank you very much.
00:04:04Now, why don't you go have that party
00:04:06and you can wear my favorite jumpsuit?
00:04:08I will.
00:04:09Now I can join my girlfriend, Babe,
00:04:11at the prestigious Reinhardt Institute,
00:04:13impress my mentor, Doc,
00:04:14and I know this sounds corny.
00:04:15Well, I like it so far.
00:04:17Then save mankind
00:04:18and change the face of modern science.
00:04:20Oh, wait a minute, kid.
00:04:22Just pass the test first.
00:04:23Man, man, wait.
00:04:26Don't worry.
00:04:27What could possibly go wrong?
00:04:30Two, three, go for it.
00:04:32Go.
00:04:33That's it.
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00:04:59That's it.
00:05:05Crossover brain retention.
00:05:07A stellar dream.
00:05:08What a waste of precious funds.
00:05:11Fools.
00:05:12Well, someday you'll see the truth.
00:05:15He would have done a rat-to-rat brain crossover
00:05:18had he not under connected
00:05:25You were so close.
00:05:34I was so close.
00:05:38I know it can be done.
00:05:44I do too, son.
00:05:50If I can perfect this, can you give me another hearing before the board?
00:05:55In my recommendation, I think I could.
00:05:58Planned everything as if I were going.
00:06:00I don't even have a place to stay.
00:06:08Crossover brain retention is not a dream.
00:06:12I'll do anything to go to the Reinhardt and be the first to prove this theory.
00:06:19Are you ready?
00:06:21Doc, can I buy you one of Mr. Joe's?
00:06:26I don't think so.
00:06:29I have to give my son a haircut this evening.
00:06:40I sure could use a hug.
00:06:44Thanks, Doc.
00:06:55Run along, honey.
00:06:57Your boyfriend may have saved my life.
00:07:07Of course. Andrew used a chromium filament and bypassed Siegfried's use of manifold density.
00:07:14Brilliant.
00:07:16Roger, my boy, first a haircut, then the mind of a motorcycle man.
00:07:22I must work fast.
00:07:25Less than 38 hours.
00:07:29I just want to die. Die.
00:07:32If you drink any more of those, you'll get to the Reinhardt office.
00:07:36Tell me if it were so easy, I'd do it.
00:07:39You'll get there.
00:07:57Hey, hey, this girl's too young here. Too young, underage.
00:08:01Hey, we missed you too. I got all slopped up.
00:08:04It was great.
00:08:06Trink, sit down. You're making me nervous.
00:08:08Mitchie.
00:08:10Trink, what's up?
00:08:12Be later, right, Trinny?
00:08:13I keep drinking and I doubt it.
00:08:17That was amazing, Andrew. I'm sorry.
00:08:20Yeah, I heard you screwed up.
00:08:21What happened, Blunt?
00:08:22Not that I know anything about school stuff.
00:08:24They flunked me.
00:08:27Whoa, cowboy, you're out of place.
00:08:33Problems?
00:08:35Bad temper.
00:08:38Dark.
00:08:40I love my wife.
00:08:42Dark.
00:08:44Dark.
00:08:45I hate the way she calls me dark.
00:08:52Quiet.
00:09:02Now, now, don't be shy.
00:09:05Oh, that's right, boy.
00:09:07Go get him a chair.
00:09:09With Andrew's help, I'm going to do it without Siegfried's book.
00:09:15I must.
00:09:27Now, now, Roger. Daddy won't hurt you.
00:09:37Everything's going to be all right.
00:09:52Daddy's going to give you a haircut.
00:10:06Dark, we must wait.
00:10:09Wait for what? We're ready now.
00:10:12Dark, think of Roger.
00:10:18I am thinking of Roger.
00:10:21I'm always thinking of the boy.
00:10:25Trust me, love.
00:10:30Trust me.
00:10:32These past few months, he's been crazed.
00:10:48I'm sorry, baby.
00:10:51Drinks around the horn.
00:10:52Hey, beautiful little service over here.
00:10:56Sweet Bush, treat us right.
00:10:57We want two white wines and two blue ha-ha's and Stefani's.
00:11:02Please, I said please.
00:11:10Here's to our girlfriends and the good times.
00:11:13Let's hope they never meet.
00:11:16Finally.
00:11:19The cerebral translation is within my grasp.
00:11:23And Roger will be my proof.
00:11:30My pride and joy.
00:12:01My pride and joy.
00:12:02My pride and joy.
00:12:03My pride and joy.
00:12:04My pride and joy.
00:12:05My pride and joy.
00:12:06My pride and joy.
00:12:07My pride and joy.
00:12:08My pride and joy.
00:12:09My pride and joy.
00:12:10My pride and joy.
00:12:11My pride and joy.
00:12:12My pride and joy.
00:12:13My pride and joy.
00:12:14My pride and joy.
00:12:15My pride and joy.
00:12:16My pride and joy.
00:12:17My pride and joy.
00:12:18My pride and joy.
00:12:19My pride and joy.
00:12:20My pride and joy.
00:12:21My pride and joy.
00:12:22My pride and joy.
00:12:23My pride and joy.
00:12:24My pride and joy.
00:12:25My pride and joy.
00:12:26My pride and joy.
00:12:27Put the chromium filament in place.
00:12:34Then cross the channels when the Thompson gauge hits 50.
00:12:40Reset the regulator to 7.5.
00:12:43Now, Cora.
00:12:44Too much.
00:12:45It'll kill it.
00:12:46Do what I say and don't argue with me, woman.
00:12:50It'll take that much to burn the bismuth off the upper cranial core.
00:12:56Oh, my God.
00:12:58Turn it down.
00:13:01The lateral vesicles are enlarging.
00:13:04Ease it back.
00:13:07Easy.
00:13:09Easy.
00:13:12Right there.
00:13:15Steady.
00:13:18Hold it.
00:13:20Now, freeze it.
00:13:24Huh?
00:13:26The soap is showing erratic configurations.
00:13:30Don't worry, love.
00:13:32It's just that it's too hot.
00:13:34I'm going to have to cross it over.
00:13:36Oh, my God.
00:13:38It's really happening.
00:13:49Shut off the valve at the tricorder junction box.
00:13:55Now, Cora.
00:13:56I'm losing power.
00:13:58This valve won't close.
00:14:00Five minutes.
00:14:01We'll do an artificial fix.
00:14:03There's no other way.
00:14:13Oh, my God.
00:14:14No.
00:14:15No.
00:14:16No.
00:14:17We'll have to go to auxiliary.
00:14:33Dang it.
00:14:34Red positive.
00:14:35Black negative.
00:14:36No one can tell in black and white.
00:14:38It's strange.
00:14:46No.
00:14:47No.
00:15:16Oh, my God.
00:15:46Ah!
00:15:47Ah!
00:15:48Ah!
00:15:49Ah!
00:16:04Go to him.
00:16:17Go to him.
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:26Ah.
00:16:35Go to him.
00:16:38Red positive.
00:16:40Black negative.
00:16:43I can't lose you!
00:17:11God, all of them...
00:17:41Look what you've done!
00:17:44Look at him!
00:17:47It's over. It wasn't meant to be. You tried.
00:17:54And I'll try again and again and again until it's right. I'll need Sforz.
00:18:02Sforz holds the key. He knows how to retain the cerebral pulses long enough for me to complete
00:18:11the informational transfers without the conductor brains burning out. I'm so close. I'm on the very
00:18:17verge of Siegfried's theory. I need more brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. I need brains!
00:18:48So close before I'm dead. I am not brought together to orchestrate my dreams.
00:19:10Can I get a new hearing before the board? I'm afraid not. The board won't even take the
00:19:15request for two weeks. I was wondering. I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow with a colleague
00:19:23to do some research. Could you watch my place during the time that I'm gone?
00:19:27Where? Tomorrow, four o'clock. You'll find it a very creative environment.
00:19:37Said the cat to the rat. Well, it's like the hoot and hollers on. That's the perfect place.
00:19:46I would have thought him and Sforz would end up here in this madhouse. He and I were the only two
00:20:03who saw the true genius of our mentor, Dr. Julius Siegfried. You will be surprised at my lab,
00:20:11built with spare parts from the university and, of course, an occasional garage sale.
00:20:24He's still eating junk food.
00:20:41Now you got two minutes. No longer.
00:20:55Don't believe it.
00:21:02It's been a long time. A long, long time. You're both looking well.
00:21:12It's... Please, sit. Chip, dip, protein.
00:21:20You were right, Sforz. The key to cerebral pulse retention is in the oscillation process.
00:21:29I tried to tell you that 25 years ago. I'm so close. I've done a crossover. Really?
00:21:38Okay, that's it. Two minutes are up.
00:21:57What's going on here?
00:22:08That's one. Good size and structure. Good needle placement. Brain is fine. Easy removal.
00:22:27Often have I thought of the two of you together, Cora.
00:22:30It's been a lonely time in here. Things have changed, Himmel. I thought I had forgotten you.
00:22:41Then Doc said he needed you. It all came back. Vienna, Munich, Stockholm,
00:22:54Detroit, the Motor City. They act as if I can't hear them.
00:23:11I love the smell of death. It makes me feel so alive.
00:23:16It will be such a pleasure working together, Ambrose. Good. I wish Siegfried were here to see this and to help us.
00:23:29But he took everything with him.
00:23:35Everything. Except this. My God. Siegfried's Bible. Our shortcomings will be taken care of here.
00:24:01You and I in this book, together, we will change the world.
00:24:15Hey, everybody. Hey, hey, hey, listen up. I want to invite everybody to the end of the year's going away party tomorrow night at Doc Drossel's place.
00:24:30I love it.
00:25:01I love it.
00:25:11I love it.
00:25:21I love it.
00:25:27I love it.
00:25:29No, not die, it's die, I just want to die.
00:25:59No, not die, it's die, I just want to die.
00:26:29No, not die, it's die, I just want to die.
00:26:59No, not die, it's die, I just want to die.
00:27:29Yeah, Chase, let's go. This party's dead anyway.
00:27:33Man, it's so dead it's stiff.
00:27:52What the hell was that?
00:27:55Shit!
00:28:00Son of a bitch! Jesus!
00:28:04Ah, shit!
00:28:07I'm gonna kick his ass!
00:28:11You love her, don't you, kid?
00:28:13Yeah, I really do.
00:28:15Why don't you go sing her that song you wrote?
00:28:17How do I?
00:28:18You look great.
00:28:20Make way, make way for the king.
00:28:22The king is coming, make way.
00:28:24I hope he remembers that scarf.
00:28:26Make way for the king.
00:28:28There we go, that's what we need.
00:28:30How you doing?
00:28:32Thank you very much, thank you.
00:28:34Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:39Thank you.
00:28:41I don't make appearances very often,
00:28:43but on special occasions,
00:28:46I don't make appearances very often,
00:28:48but on special occasions,
00:28:50like my mama's birthday,
00:28:52and to wish my best friends good luck,
00:28:55I rise from the dead.
00:28:58You gonna sing it to us?
00:29:00Babe and I both believe in taking care of business,
00:29:03and the business at hand includes...
00:29:06Dono.
00:29:11One night alone
00:29:14Being alone is bad
00:29:18And you know that ain't good
00:29:24I can't get you off my brain
00:29:29I'm falling insane
00:29:35Someone once said
00:29:37A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
00:29:42And a rolling stone gathers no moss
00:29:47So believe me when I say
00:29:49A penny saved is a penny earned
00:29:52And a stitch in time
00:29:54Well, you remember the rest.
00:29:59I'm falling insane over you
00:30:05It's not quite inane, I love you
00:30:11It hurts the pain from you
00:30:16I'm falling insane
00:30:25All right, thank you, thank you.
00:30:34Oh, Miss Cassidy, let's rock that here!
00:30:42Hey, who's the dance partner?
00:30:54Get him out of here right now.
00:30:56I didn't invite him.
00:30:58Doesn't matter. No scenes.
00:31:00Just get him out.
00:31:06Hi, babe.
00:31:08Hi, babe.
00:31:11Boys.
00:31:14I just wanted to say goodbye, Andy.
00:31:19Nice threads.
00:31:22Andy!
00:31:35I hope this has nothing to do with Amy.
00:31:48I'm following you anywhere.
00:31:52I just want to die.
00:31:59What's wrong?
00:32:01Now, tell me what's wrong.
00:32:06Quit screaming.
00:32:08Please, quit screaming and tell me what's wrong.
00:32:13It was right there in front of me!
00:32:17Okay, take it easy. Calm down.
00:32:19You don't understand!
00:32:21You've got to kill it before it kills us!
00:32:28All right, all right!
00:32:30I'll take care of it.
00:32:32Kill it! Kill it!
00:32:34Please!
00:32:49Is anybody there? I'm dying. I'm going to kill myself.
00:32:52Is anybody there? Help!
00:32:54I saw Elvis last night at Burger King.
00:32:56You mean you saw Andy?
00:32:58No, Elvis. He ordered a Whopper.
00:33:00Double? You know it.
00:33:05What the heck am I doing down here?
00:33:08Rat poison.
00:33:14Come here.
00:33:16Come here. Stop it!
00:33:19Come here.
00:33:23If you play hard to get,
00:33:25then you won't have anything hard to play with.
00:33:28Come here, baby.
00:33:30Knock it off.
00:33:32I love this.
00:33:34I made it. Knock it off.
00:33:36You okay, babe?
00:33:38Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:40You sure?
00:33:42She said she was fine.
00:33:48Did you see that?
00:33:50Come here.
00:34:18Come here.
00:34:43What do you want?
00:34:49Hey, did we rock in there or what, huh?
00:34:51You know, one of these times,
00:34:53you're going to do the splits and leave something behind.
00:34:55Ooh, fate worse than death.
00:34:57What is that stuff? Brain food?
00:34:59Ooh, a little something my grandpa used to cook up
00:35:02to kill rats the size of cats.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:06Take a lot out front,
00:35:08because there's a big rat out there catting around.
00:35:10What are you talking about?
00:35:12Your babe babe's out front with that Joker husk.
00:35:14So?
00:35:16She said she'd get rid of him, and she will.
00:35:18I believe her.
00:35:20Well, believe this, buddy.
00:35:22On your last night together,
00:35:24that asshole's out front hitting on your old lady.
00:35:26Ow!
00:35:34Mitchie, let babe say her goodbyes
00:35:36and forget it.
00:35:38Say the word,
00:35:40and I'll take care of our little problem out front.
00:35:42Mitchie, I love you,
00:35:44but forget it, okay?
00:35:48Got a stumper for you.
00:35:50In what movie did Elvis fall in love with the nun?
00:35:56Change of habit.
00:35:58Shit.
00:36:14Ow!
00:36:36Leave while you still can!
00:36:38Run up the hills before it's too late!
00:36:40You'll all be killed!
00:36:42I can only get the sand off my throat.
00:36:48I'm able to eat again.
00:36:50That's it.
00:36:52You've had your fun.
00:36:54If it wasn't for your cousin here...
00:36:56Don't let me stop you. He's all yours.
00:36:58Thank you, my dear.
00:37:00Now I need a volunteer.
00:37:02Someone...
00:37:04Someone like you,
00:37:06my young friend.
00:37:12Ow!
00:37:26This will be relatively painless,
00:37:28my young friend,
00:37:30but I shall be easy,
00:37:32ever so easy.
00:37:34Ow! Watch it, moron.
00:37:36Elvis was a fat man who couldn't sing.
00:37:38Yes, but he knew karate.
00:37:40Mitch, I think that's enough.
00:37:42Enough?
00:37:44Enough?
00:37:46Is it enough when he stages a fake murder?
00:37:48Is it enough when he scares
00:37:50everyone half to death?
00:37:52Is it enough when he bad-mouths the king?
00:38:02Aw, you want me to help you?
00:38:04Come on.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:08You want to play?
00:38:20Come on.
00:38:32Enough!
00:38:34I'll show you enough!
00:38:36Go!
00:38:42How's it feel, you little shit?
00:38:48All right, Mitch, you had your fun.
00:38:50Now untie me.
00:38:52Come on, brother, lend me a hand.
00:38:54Help me put him in the back dungeon.
00:38:56It'll be safer that way.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:10No!
00:39:12No!
00:39:22I need to find Baby.
00:39:24Have you seen her?
00:39:26Nope, haven't seen Hutch neither.
00:39:28While the cat's away...
00:39:30Elvis sucks dead doggy dicks.
00:39:32Shut up!
00:39:34Here, tie it up.
00:39:36Got him?
00:39:38Here, back here.
00:39:56Hey, Bub, have you seen Babe around?
00:39:58Great party, though.
00:40:00Thank you very much.
00:40:30Oh, my God.
00:40:34Babe?
00:40:36Babe?
00:40:38Mitchie!
00:40:40Mitchie, did you do it?
00:40:42Did you?
00:40:44What's wrong with you?
00:40:46Hutch is dead and I can't find Babe.
00:40:48What?
00:40:50Slow down, slow down, Andy, and tell me what's happening.
00:40:52Come on, I'll show you what.
00:40:56He was right here, dead.
00:40:58This exact place, I swear to God.
00:41:00I found Babe, she, then I found Hutch,
00:41:02all covered up, dead.
00:41:04He was killed with a croquet stake.
00:41:06Stake or mallet?
00:41:08I'm not fooling around.
00:41:10Babe's in trouble, I know it.
00:41:12I've got to find her and you've got to help me.
00:41:14All right, take it easy.
00:41:16We'll find her, I promise.
00:41:18You check out here, I'll scope out the house, okay?
00:41:20Hey, man, I didn't mean nothing earlier.
00:41:22She's around, we'll find her, okay?
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:46If you keep drinking like that,
00:41:48you're gonna kill yourself.
00:41:54Now you're catching on.
00:41:58Come on, let's go.
00:42:28Come on.
00:42:58Come on.
00:43:28Dylan, please.
00:43:30Leave me alone.
00:43:32I'm sorry.
00:43:34You're cute,
00:43:36and nice and everything.
00:43:40I just don't want to sleep with anyone tonight.
00:43:46I have a date with death.
00:43:48I just don't want to sleep with anyone tonight.
00:43:54I have a date with death.
00:44:06Are you part of this craziness?
00:44:10Does he put you under here?
00:44:18No.
00:44:26When did you kill him?
00:44:28What do you mean, I didn't kill him?
00:44:30I thought you killed him.
00:44:32No, I didn't kill him, I thought you killed him.
00:44:36Archer?
00:44:48Come on.
00:45:08What are you doing here, boy?
00:45:10Hey, get away from him.
00:45:12Go play with the cat or something.
00:45:18Easy, Schwoz.
00:45:20Yeah, yeah, the brain.
00:45:48Schwoz?
00:45:58Schwoz?
00:46:04Roger, roger.
00:46:18Schwoz?
00:46:32We must work fast.
00:46:34Perhaps we could
00:46:36minimize the operation
00:46:38with an undercut.
00:46:40I check the boot.
00:46:48No, we cannot.
00:46:50We must go with the original 13.
00:46:52Siegfried says an undercut
00:46:54could result in a vague
00:46:56transference.
00:46:58My mind continually
00:47:00confuses fact and fiction,
00:47:02Ambrose. Siegfried and his
00:47:04book, The Guiding Light.
00:47:06Oh, how I miss him.
00:47:10Back to the party, Schwoz.
00:47:18Schwoz?
00:47:48Oh,
00:47:50Mitchie boy,
00:47:52I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:48:14That's right, just stand there.
00:48:18Ha ha ha
00:48:20ha ha ha
00:48:22ha ha ha
00:48:24ha ha ha
00:48:30He's heavy good, big brain.
00:48:40Hang on.
00:48:42Dad, you look a little strung out tonight.
00:48:44Why, the hanged dog, look.
00:48:46Look, it's a swingin' party, enjoy it.
00:48:49Ah, I'm hung up on this shit.
00:48:52That's why I'm drinkin' these long neckers.
00:48:54Well, not too many of them, you get a hangover.
00:48:56You seen Babe?
00:48:57No, she's just hangin' around.
00:49:00I should find her.
00:49:02You hang in there, okay?
00:49:04Yeah, you too, hang loose.
00:49:05Enough already.
00:49:06Hangin'?
00:49:08Well, there's an idea.
00:49:12Only five brains in less than nine hours.
00:49:15I must hurry, fast, you!
00:49:35Shhh.
00:49:45Hello, Andrew. You're early.
00:49:53Doc, why?
00:49:56I have done it. I have found the key to Siegfried's theory.
00:50:03And you're using people?
00:50:05Of course. What else you should be able to understand?
00:50:10Human brain experimentation? What gives you the right?
00:50:16Who are you to decide what's good for man?
00:50:19I possess the knowledge, which gives me the authority and the power.
00:50:24It is this responsibility which gives me no choice.
00:50:27But you're taking away the choice of others.
00:50:31For the good of all, the end justifies the means.
00:50:35Human sacrifice is nothing new. It has always been with us.
00:50:39One cannot learn about the human brain by experimenting with rats, my boy.
00:50:44We're not animals.
00:50:47My dreams will finally be realized.
00:50:49What about their dreams?
00:50:51Their brains will be used to help mankind to further the art of science.
00:50:55I appreciate that.
00:50:57I will be able to control mental retardation, psychological imbalances, depression, schizophrenia.
00:51:04I will mix and match brains with bodies that should have them.
00:51:09Genius IQs will be a part of life.
00:51:13Not at the expense of healthy beings. It's not your place.
00:51:18That is where you are wrong, my son.
00:51:22No. It's not right. There is an order. You can't have that power.
00:51:29Enough. You won't be around to see it.
00:51:33Your brain will be stacked on my pyramid next to your girlfriend's.
00:51:36Babe, where is she?
00:51:40Such good taste in women, my son.
00:51:45She smells so sweet.
00:51:53Ambrose, I thought that...
00:51:55Ah, I see.
00:51:59This makes the job that much easier.
00:52:02Another step and I'll boil Siegfried's Bible.
00:52:05Don't boil that book!
00:52:15Where's my girlfriend?
00:52:17I do not know! I do not know!
00:52:22Don't look.
00:52:25Get up, Schwoz. After him. He has the book.
00:52:42Must hide the book.
00:52:55Well, well, well, my main man.
00:52:58Looking for a girl for home?
00:53:00Come on, Bubba. Party's waiting for you here. Come on.
00:53:05Rich.
00:53:07Blab.
00:53:11School's out for summer, Bubba. Come on. Let's go.
00:53:14Blab away.
00:53:17Come on.
00:53:19Let's go.
00:53:22Go!
00:53:27Doc, we have lost the book.
00:53:30His hot-headed friend has taken the boy and the book have gone inside.
00:53:34Hang fire.
00:53:36Rox, what are you going to do with him, huh?
00:53:38Here we go.
00:53:44We have to find her.
00:53:48Rich.
00:53:52Killings.
00:53:55People are getting killed.
00:53:59Crosby is killing us.
00:54:01Maybe he killed Hodge, buddy.
00:54:03Body's next door.
00:54:06Babe?
00:54:08You stay put and I'll bring her right to you. Now don't move.
00:54:12Babe and I will put you to bed.
00:54:15You know how to drink, Bubba.
00:54:17Makes you crazy, my man.
00:54:24Andy, Andy, listen to me, man.
00:54:26I know you're fading fast, but listen.
00:54:28Don't lose that book.
00:54:30You know where you got it hidden? You keep it right there. Andy!
00:54:32Oh, man, man, you're really stupid.
00:54:36We have lost the neuron gas cylinder.
00:54:39We have lost the book.
00:54:41We will get our book back by finding the girl.
00:54:45We shall have our book,
00:54:48and he will have his pretty girlfriend.
00:54:52Brainless.
00:54:55Schwarz, how soon to fix the neuron gas cylinder?
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:02Schwarz, how soon to fix the neuron gas tube?
00:55:06It is a granular cell gas.
00:55:08We must seal it with steam.
00:55:11Cora, do you have a mustard jar?
00:55:18Peanut butter?
00:55:20Yeah, that will do.
00:55:22And a new hot plate and something for the water bath.
00:55:32Fix it!
00:55:35I need that book, and Babe is the key.
00:55:40Somewhere, Roger has that girl.
00:56:01Uh-oh.
00:56:07Have you ever had your charts done?
00:56:10No, I don't think so, but I'm game for anything.
00:56:17Too bad it's so noisy in here, because it's something that requires quiet.
00:56:21Somewhere where we can be alone together.
00:56:24Where I can get into it.
00:56:26Get into it, huh?
00:56:28I know just the place.
00:56:30You go outside, and you walk around to the left side of the house.
00:56:34Now, you come to this big clump of bushes with a planter, and you make a right.
00:56:38Then you see this flower bed.
00:56:40You make another right, and you go down the steps, through the door.
00:56:43Man, this party is epic.
00:56:45But Andy, you've got to get together, man.
00:56:47Your girl Babe is waiting for you.
00:56:48She's your Aunt Margaret.
00:56:49You know what I'm talking about, man.
00:56:50Take care of business.
00:56:51TCP.
00:56:54Now you go through the room, out the door, and make a right.
00:56:56Go all the way down the end of the hall, under the archway,
00:56:59and you take another left.
00:57:00You can't miss it.
00:57:02I'll be right there.
00:57:04Don't forget your aura.
00:57:08Babe.
00:57:09Babe.
00:57:11Get out.
00:57:13Leave.
00:57:14He's a killer.
00:57:16Oh, come on.
00:57:17He can't be that bad.
00:57:21Hey.
00:57:23Did you kill that rat?
00:57:37I'll make us some drinks and meet you upstairs.
00:57:39Go up.
00:57:40Take a first right.
00:57:41Go down the hall.
00:57:43Go in the third door on your left.
00:57:45Now go through that, through that room, and out the other door.
00:57:59Who's there?
00:58:01Untie me, will ya?
00:58:03Bitch, untie me.
00:58:05It'll be good.
00:58:06I promise.
00:58:07No more tricks.
00:58:10Sweetheart.
00:58:11Yoo-hoo.
00:58:12Annie.
00:58:13Listen.
00:58:14I'll be right back.
00:58:15I'm on long distance.
00:58:16Emergency at home.
00:58:17I mixed up some spirits to keep you company.
00:58:18I'll be right back.
00:58:19Annie.
00:58:20Annie.
00:58:21Annie.
00:58:22Annie.
00:58:23Annie.
00:58:24Annie.
00:58:25Annie.
00:58:26Annie.
00:58:27Annie.
00:58:28Annie.
00:58:29Annie.
00:58:30Annie.
00:58:31Annie.
00:58:32Annie.
00:58:33Annie.
00:58:34Annie.
00:58:35Annie.
00:58:36Annie.
00:58:37Annie.
00:58:39Annie.
00:58:51Foolish.
00:58:52Sad.
00:59:08Hey, that was quick.
00:59:15Hey, that's not funny.
00:59:29Okay, you win.
00:59:32We'll leave them all.
00:59:35I lied.
00:59:39Oh, hi, I was just waiting.
00:59:43Do you know Andy?
00:59:46Oh, listen, I really got to be going.
00:59:48It was really nice knowing you.
00:59:57Cora, I'm disappointed in you.
01:00:00It's about time for weakness.
01:00:08Very sweet.
01:00:12This is madness, you must stop.
01:00:15It's just beginning, love.
01:00:21Stop!
01:00:39The first chance you get, you and Schwarz hook.
01:00:45I mean that girl.
01:00:52Sounds like somebody's getting their brain banged out.
01:01:14There's more in that case, huh?
01:01:30Babe.
01:01:33Babe!
01:01:35Babe!
01:01:37Babe is still alive.
01:01:40Give me that book, or she'll end up like this girl.
01:01:45Where's that book?
01:01:47Where's that book, boy?
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:22Look, I'm going to find him, say goodbye to Babe, and check on Andy, okay?
01:02:25Oh, Hugh, let's not have this time alone.
01:02:27They've been surrounded by this party all night.
01:02:30And a good party it was, too.
01:02:36Let's take advantage of that jacuzzi out front, pretty mama.
01:02:57Ambrose has done such remarkable things.
01:03:07He is not well.
01:03:13Was he ever?
01:03:34Doc, how are you?
01:03:37I didn't know you were in town.
01:03:39I get around.
01:03:41Busy night.
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:45Come after as much dill as I can get.
01:03:50Paul, what's your IQ?
01:03:54145.
01:03:58And you still smoke?
01:04:11Smoking can be hazardous to your health.
01:04:20Brains! Brains! Brains!
01:04:23I need more brains!
01:04:33Mitch?
01:04:37Mitch, that's long enough.
01:04:40Mitch?
01:04:44Mitch!
01:04:54Do her, Mitch, I did!
01:04:59Excuse me, baby.
01:05:01We've got a visitor on our hands. Let's just give me two minutes.
01:05:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:05:48Some trick, Mitch.
01:05:52Ow!
01:06:02Ow!
01:06:12Ow!
01:06:28Good. No water on the brain.
01:06:38Don't look so sad.
01:06:42I'll be right back.
01:06:44Hurry back.
01:06:46I'll die without you.
01:06:48Hand me that towel.
01:06:49Take her next door and you brain her.
01:06:53Oh, hey, Matt, I thought you were a...
01:06:57Didn't I see you chasing Molly earlier?
01:07:09Nice head, perfect size.
01:07:20Wait, the scythe is skeletal sharp.
01:07:42As a student, Matt, you always were a cut above.
01:07:51Eleven.
01:08:01Hey, baby, I'm...
01:08:06Drink?
01:08:13Drink?
01:08:24Drink?
01:08:26Drink?
01:08:32Ow!
01:08:38I don't know what I did to piss you off, pal, but if you're gonna fuck with me, fuck with me.
01:08:42Don't tickle, tease, then roll over, because then it's just no fun.
01:08:53Don't get weak now, Swords. There isn't time.
01:08:57I thought he was going to kill you, but he got weak and played with you.
01:09:02Now you live and he dies.
01:09:22You're making this very easy. You must want to die.
01:09:29Cheers.
01:09:43Good cranial structure.
01:09:58Damn, my polluted brain won't hold a transfer.
01:10:06Bitch.
01:10:11Let me loose, will ya?
01:10:20Next, what will it be? Haircut and shave?
01:10:25Go a little off the top and leave the sideburns?
01:10:29Hey, that's not funny. Someone could get hurt.
01:10:39Do you believe in God?
01:10:54There's somebody in here.
01:10:57There's somebody in here.
01:11:03No.
01:11:12Damn women and their seats.
01:11:21Some people just shouldn't drink.
01:11:39That's it. The conductor pyramid is complete.
01:11:48Oh, it's you. Get in a program, friend.
01:12:08Good night.
01:12:23Nice night, huh? Same shit, different day.
01:12:35Have a nice night.
01:12:44Crossover brain retention is not a dream.
01:12:46I found the key to Siegfried's theory.
01:12:50It's even brain-examining.
01:12:53Human brain-examination.
01:12:55The key to superhuman brain-examination.
01:12:58Holy snake.
01:13:01I've done it myself.
01:13:03Crossover brain retention is not a dream.
01:13:09No brain-examination.
01:13:17Please, please.
01:13:22He will be out for a little while.
01:13:26Why did she give him such a large dose?
01:13:28Go easy on the doctor. He could not be helped.
01:13:31It's time, boys.
01:13:34Go.
01:13:48What are you trying to do? Blow us up?
01:13:51It is taking too long for the gas to separate.
01:13:54We need to start now.
01:13:56You cannot rush the process.
01:13:58Why did we have the altitude changes?
01:14:01When the neuron holding tank is ready, we will begin.
01:14:05You will guess at the last adjustments.
01:14:08Soon the boy will be awake and he will tell us where the book is.
01:14:11Schwarz, there's no time. You will guess.
01:14:14What are for?
01:14:15Silence.
01:14:19Shoot the thorium gas with the radon gelatin
01:14:23and add it to the holding tank to speed things up.
01:14:28I will finish the pyramids.
01:14:43It's Roger.
01:14:50Roger, go upstairs.
01:14:53Roger, do what I say.
01:15:05Ice cream, Roger.
01:15:07Chocolate ice cream.
01:15:14You're a good little boy, aren't you, Roger?
01:15:45Schwarz, go to the lab.
01:15:48We must leave now before it's too late.
01:15:50What if Roger's cells won't hold transfer?
01:15:53What if Doc suddenly...
01:15:54We will do the transfer with the utmost concern for Roger's well-being.
01:15:59Then we will leave together.
01:16:02You and I and Roger together.
01:16:31I've let this go on too long.
01:16:33This is all a game to you.
01:16:36It is a game.
01:16:38And I play with myself.
01:16:42No more.
01:16:44There's nothing left of Roger's brain retention.
01:16:49Roger will be fine, Cora.
01:16:53Did you think for one minute I would waste Siegfried's brain
01:17:00on that idiot?
01:17:02Siegfried's brain?
01:17:04Yes.
01:17:05Without it, I shall be brainless by morning.
01:17:10My early experiments are coming back to haunt me.
01:17:17When the transfer is complete,
01:17:20you and Schwarz can take your boy and run away.
01:17:29Kimmel!
01:17:31Excuse me.
01:17:32Would you sign our petition for a neighborhood watch program?
01:17:35Sign here.
01:17:37A lot of crazies around.
01:17:40And here.
01:17:51No!
01:18:04Too small.
01:18:08Dispose of her.
01:18:10There's no time for new characters this late in the story.
01:18:14Kimmel, Roger is not to be experimented on.
01:18:17Doc's intention was always to give himself Siegfried's brain.
01:18:21What?
01:18:23But of course.
01:18:25Siegfried's brain.
01:18:27It was his brain in the refrigerator.
01:18:30Not one meant for Roger.
01:18:32This has become madness.
01:18:34Soon it will stop, but first the transfer.
01:18:38I must see how it is done.
01:18:43I will gather my things and I will wait in the parlors.
01:19:13Roger.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:28I'm so sorry.
01:19:51Give it to me!
01:19:52Where's Ben?
01:20:15Hey.
01:20:29Scream away, love.
01:20:32We're all alone.
01:20:37You're going to do it, aren't you?
01:20:41It's not the book.
01:20:42It's Andy.
01:20:43It's both.
01:20:45Andrew understood the relationship between the inverted current and the cerebral crossover.
01:20:53Siegfried's theory didn't allow for a chromium filament.
01:20:57You used him.
01:21:00You needed him to show you how.
01:21:02I need no one.
01:21:06Don't overload the circuits.
01:21:08Pass the green line.
01:21:13Reset the regulator to 7.5.
01:21:15Connect tri-corner junction box.
01:21:20Set tri-pan at 350.
01:21:22Burn off fizz modes until golden brown.
01:21:32Damn.
01:21:35Connect cortex intubator and pass through a brain PC.
01:22:00The doula of Brigada is crossing over.
01:22:06It's working.
01:22:08Yes.
01:22:11Yes.
01:22:13Yes!
01:22:18The world will finally know who Duster Ambrose Crosby is.
01:22:28I can save mankind.
01:22:43I can save myself.
01:23:02We have done it.
01:23:18Mitchie!
01:23:19Mitchie.
01:23:20Oh, Mitchie.
01:23:22I can't believe it.
01:23:24Thank God you're alive.
01:23:28I thought you were dead.
01:23:29Babe, is she in there?
01:23:31She's alive.
01:23:33Okay, ease up, buddy.
01:23:34I'm happy to see you, too.
01:23:36Crosby, is he dead?
01:23:38Nein.
01:23:39He is alive.
01:23:40Very alive.
01:23:42Schwarz.
01:23:44Oh, my God.
01:23:45He did it.
01:23:48How?
01:23:49My brain, your friend's body.
01:23:53Schwarz, he did it.
01:23:56In what movie did Elvis fall in love with a nun?
01:24:00Good night.
01:24:03Hey!
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:05Ah!
01:24:06Help!
01:24:07Help, help!
01:24:08Help!
01:24:09He's hurt.
01:24:10Oh, my God!
01:24:11Come on.
01:24:12Help me!
01:24:13♪♪
01:24:23♪♪
01:24:28Hey!
01:24:29Aah!
01:24:31Aah!
01:24:34Oh!
01:24:35Oh, God!
01:24:36Aah!
01:24:37Aaah!
01:24:39Aah!
01:24:41Ah!
01:24:42Oh...
01:24:44Oh!
01:24:46Aah!
01:24:48Oh...
01:24:50Where is she?
01:25:15In the cellar.
01:25:25Roger! It's all right!
01:25:29God, don't be so surprised!
01:25:31That is done it! We have done it!
01:25:38Then let's leave now! Let's take Roger before it's too late!
01:25:42We will, my lord, as soon as we are finished!
01:25:46I need a new body, and that boy is it!
01:26:03Ah, Siegfried...
01:26:05I remember the night...
01:26:07No, not that night...
01:26:09I remember the night I saved your brain...
01:26:15Do you?
01:26:26Soon...
01:26:29We shall be together again, my friend.
01:26:33Schwarz, I'm ready!
01:26:36So, Andrew...
01:26:38You have taken your place among those who destroy life.
01:26:46Where is Babe?
01:26:50She's safe...
01:26:52For now.
01:26:55Forget her, Andrew, and join me!
01:26:58Together, we shall take our place!
01:27:01We shall take our place!
01:27:06Come back!
01:27:09No, Schwarz!
01:27:13He's working with me now.
01:27:22Schwarz, no!
01:27:25Schwarz, no!
01:27:31Schwarz!
01:27:39No!
01:27:41No!
01:28:00They deserve each other.
01:28:03Just as you and I do, Andrew.
01:28:12You killed Schwarz.
01:28:17You took life.
01:28:19Now join the few who can alter it.
01:28:22You have got to play by new rules, Andrew.
01:28:25Why?
01:28:26We're a good team.
01:28:28I know what can be done.
01:28:29You possess the knowledge.
01:28:32Crossover brain retention is not a dream.
01:28:35Make the choice.
01:28:37I'll do anything.
01:28:39I'll do it.
01:28:42I'll do what you want.
01:28:46Good.
01:28:50No.
01:28:51Hurry.
01:28:52Please hurry.
01:29:10Be careful not to hide.
01:29:12Fuse out.
01:29:14That's too much, you fool!
01:29:40What were you trying to do?
01:29:44Don't overload the circuits past the green line.
01:29:47My hand slipped.
01:29:49I can do it now.
01:29:52Get in the chair.
01:29:56Trust me.
01:30:00I'll do it.
01:30:04I'll do it.
01:30:09I'll do it.
01:30:15You have no choice.
01:30:36Watch closely now.
01:30:38I am history.
01:30:44I am history.
01:30:46I am history.
01:31:08Ancient history.
01:31:16Ancient history.
01:31:46Ancient history.
01:31:49Ancient history.
01:31:51Ancient history.
01:31:53Ancient history.
01:32:15Roger.
01:32:17Let's go home.
01:32:48Hey, man. Where you been?
01:32:50Oh, man. I got in a pillow fight with a couple of twins.
01:32:53You won't believe it.
01:32:55Oh, yeah? I'd like to hear about it.
01:32:57Want some coffee?
01:32:58Sure.
01:32:59Let's go.
01:33:00You remember Babe.
01:33:01Oh, yeah.
01:33:18I have got to get ahead
01:33:22My reputation screams
01:33:24I'm made before I'm dead
01:33:28I have got to get ahead
01:33:31To orchestrate my dreams
01:33:34Help me get to bed
01:33:36I've got to get ahead
01:33:42No more wasted hours
01:33:44No more wasted hours
01:33:46Struggling, juggling, hateful parts of that
01:33:49No more days begun from proving
01:33:51Moving up from dogs and cats
01:33:53You see, my calculated mind
01:33:55Is well beyond its place in time
01:33:58No more dogs that stand before me
01:34:00That was rightly mine in time
01:34:04I have got to get ahead
01:34:07My reputation screams
01:34:10I'm made before I'm dead
01:34:14I have got to get ahead
01:34:17To orchestrate my dreams
01:34:20Help me get to bed
01:34:22I've got to get ahead
01:34:27I've been through all experimental
01:34:30Depositorial shrivels
01:34:32I've seen the walls of cold blood
01:34:35Till I get out of bed
01:34:37You see, my calculated mind
01:34:39Is hedged upon the finest land
01:34:41No more dogs that stand before me
01:34:43That was rightly mine in time
01:35:43Thanks for watching!