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00:00Chamkoli namak gaon mein panchayat baithi thi, sab bade pareshan aur chintit dikh rahe
00:17the.
00:18Ha bhai Hariram, batao tumne kya faisla kiya?
00:22Kya batao mukhiyaji, mujhe toh kuch samajhi nahi aa raha.
00:27Yeh jab toh prabhu ki maya hai, unki maya toh wahi jaane, lekin hume kuch toh faisla
00:33karna hoga.
00:34Ha mukhiyaji, sab prabhu ki maya hai, jab mere ghar doh bete hue, toh poore gaon mein
00:42charcha thi ki Hariram se sukhi toh koi nahi hai, kaun jaanta tha ki aage jaakar Hariram
00:50gaon ka sabse dukhi insaan ho jayega.
00:55Pitaaji aapne mera naam Dukhi Ram, aur mere bhai ka naam Sukhi Ram, agar mera naam Sukhi
01:01Ram hota, toh mai bhi uski tarah sukhi hota, lekin aapko toh mujhse pyaar hi nahi hai.
01:08Bhai, lekin pitaaji toh hamesha se mujhse zyada tumse prem karte hai.
01:13Dukhi Ram kisi ki baat sunne ko tayyar nahi tha, usse toh bas apne aur apne bhai ke naam
01:19ki adla badli karni thi.
01:21Aaj mujhe kuch nahi pata, aaj mujhe insaaf chahiye.
01:25Sarpanch ji, ki aap nyaya dila paayenge?
01:29Dukhi Ram tum pareshaan mat ho, tumhe poora nyaya milega, pehle tum baith jao.
01:35Dukhi Ram jaise hi khaat par baitha, khaat ka ek pyaar toot gaya, aur wo gir gaya.
01:41Hai, mar gaya.
01:43Aap sabne dekha pitaaji ne Sukhi Ram ko achhi charpai par, aur mujhe is tooti charpai par
01:49baitha diya.
01:51Is Dukhi Ram ka kuch nahi ho sapta, yeh hamesa rota hi rahega.
01:56Arre naam badalne ko kahta toh samajh aata, par is bhai ke saath naam ki adla badli karega.
02:04Us din bhi panchayat me koi hal na nikal saka.
02:07Ghar jaane ke baad Dukhi Ram aur Sukhi Ram ghar se bazaar ke liye nikle,
02:12saamne se Mohan kaka riksha lekar aa rahe the.
02:16Arre rukho kaka, rukho rukho. Kaka, aap mujhe bazaar tak chhod denge?
02:23Jaroor chhod doonga, aao aao baitho.
02:27Kitne paise lenge?
02:29Maatra 20 rupay.
02:32Yeh Ram 20 rupay, itne paison mein toh mere ghar do vakt ki sabji aajati.
02:38Kuch kam kar lo kaka, aakhir kaar ek hi gaon ke hai ham dono.
02:44Arre ek hi gaon ke hai toh main apne parivaar ka peth na paalu.
02:49Kya aajib aadmi hai.
02:51Iss se achha tum paidal chale jao aur 20 rupay apne ghar ke liye do nahi.
02:58Teen vakt ki sabji khareed lena.
03:01Tabhi waha Sukhi Ram aajata hai.
03:03Arre kaka, jara rukhiye. Kya mujhe bazaar chhod denge?
03:07Aa chhod doonga, lekin pehle yeh sun lo ki bazaar ke 20 rupay hote hain.
03:14Agar tumhe bhi 20 rupay mein apne ghar ke liye sabji milti hai toh paidal chale jao.
03:21Aap toh naraj ho gaye hain.
03:23Aap mujhe bazaar chhod dijiye, main 20 rupay doonga.
03:26Beta, main janta ho mera naam Tukhi Ram hai.
03:30Isi liye aapne mujhe rickshaw par nahi betaya aur Tukhi Ram ko bitha liya.
03:35Tum apne saath poore gaon ko Tukhi karte ho.
03:39Main Tukhi Ram ko free mein nahi bithaya ho.
03:42Waha mujhe kiraya ke 20 rupay dene ko tayyaar hai.
03:47Tukhi Ram, tum udas mat ho aur mere saath saath chalo aur kiraya main de doonga.
03:53Mujhe tumhara ehsaan ki jharuat nahi hai.
03:56Upar wale ne mujhe do pair diye hain aur main unse chalkar bazaar jaa sakta ho.
04:02Kaka, aloo, pyaj aur tamatar kaise diye?
04:06Aloo 20, pyaj 30 aur tamatar 25 rupay kilo hai.
04:11Theek hai kaka, ek ek kilo daal do.
04:14Sabzi wale ne Sukhi Ram ki sabziya uske thele mein daal di.
04:18Aur saath mein thodi dhaniya aur mirchi bhi.
04:21Tabhi Tukhi Ram bhi dukaan par aagaya.
04:24Aloo, pyaj aur tamatar kaise diye?
04:27Aloo 20, pyaj 30 rupay kilo hai aur tamatar 25 rupay kilo hai.
04:32Batao kitna tol do?
04:34Tum jaan pooch kar mujhe mehngi sabzi de rahe ho.
04:38Apne bhai se pooch lo. Isi bhaav mein sabhi sabziya diye.
04:43Tukhi Ram, unhone isi bhaav mein mujhe bhi sabziya diye.
04:47Tumhe beech mein bolne ek jharuat nahi hai.
04:50Sabzi wale, mujhe ek paav aloo do.
04:53Sabzi wale ne paav kilo aloo Tukhi Ram ke thele mein daal diye.
04:575 rupay ho gaye aloo ke.
04:59Tumne mujhe dhaniya aur mirchi nahi di.
05:025 rupay ki sabzi lekar 10 rupay ki dhaniya aur mirchi chahiye tumhe.
05:07Tumne isi Sukhi Ram ko toh di.
05:09Sukhi Ram ne ek ek kilo sab kuch liya isi liye.
05:13Agar tumhe bhi chahiye toh tum bhi le lo ek ek kilo sab kuch.
05:17Main jaanta hoon, mera naam Tukhi Ram hai, isi liye nahi di.
05:22Mujhe kya karna tumhara naam koi bhi Ram ho.
05:25Mujhe toh apni sabziya bechni hai.
05:28Jo grahak zyada sabzi leta hai, usse dhaniya aur mirchi phiri mein deta hoon.
05:33Mujhe nahi chahiye tumhari sadhi hui sabzi.
05:36Tera toh roj ka hi yehi kaam hai.
05:38Sabji ka bhaav puchta hai aur kuch nahi leta hai.
05:41Teri toh shakla dekh kar poora din kharab ho jata hai.
05:45Tukhi Ram rota hua bahan se chala gaya.
05:48Sukhi Ram ne apni sabziya liye aur ghar wapas aa gaya.
05:55Pitaji, bahot ho gaya.
05:57Main Tukhi Ram ki baaton se parishan ho chuka hu.
06:00Har jagah mujhe ladai karta hai.
06:03Aaj toh bazaar mein sabji wale ne kitna kuch chuna diya.
06:07Main toh khud parishan hu, gaon ke logon ko isa lagne laga hai
06:11ki Tukhi Ram toh tukhi rehta hai aur saath hi poore gaon ko tukhi karta hai.
06:17Gaon wale sach kehte hain.
06:19Aap uska naam Sukhi Ram aur mera naam Tukhi Ram kar dijiye.
06:23Beta, aav tum koi chhote bachche nahi ho, jo tumhara naam badalta phirun.
06:29Tumhe bahot parishani ho jayegi.
06:32Pitaji, main jaanta hoon.
06:34Lekin yeh baat main Tukhi Ram ko samjhana chahata hoon.
06:37Mere paas ek tarqeeb hai.
06:38Theek hai, agar tumhe lagta hai ki tarqeeb kaam karegi, main tumhara saath doonga.
06:45Sukhi Ram aur Hari Ram ne saari baatein tay ki
06:48aur Hari Ram gaon ki logon se baat karta hai.
06:51Doosre din phir panchayat bulai gayi.
06:54Sukhi Ram, Tukhi Ram, Hari Ram teeno panchayat ke saamne khade the.
06:58Panchayat me faisla kiya ki ab zid Tukhi Ram ka naam Sukhi Ram hoga
07:03aur Tukhi Ram ka naam Tukhi Ram hoga.
07:05Kyo Tukhi Ram, aaj se tumhara naam Sukhi Ram hogaya.
07:09Ab to tum khush ho?
07:11Haan, aur bhi zyada khush ho jaunga.
07:14Agar aap mujhe Tukhi Ram ki jagah Sukhi Ram bole hote.
07:18Tukhi Ram ki baat sunkar panchayat me sab hasne lage.
07:22Dekha, jaise hi mera naam Tukhi Ram se Sukhi Ram rakha gaya,
07:27aap sab ko meri baat sunkar hasi aa gayi.
07:30Aur jab tak mera naam Tukhi Ram tha,
07:32tab tak aap sab ko meri baaton par gusta aata tha.
07:36Poore gaon mein sab se keh diya gaya ki ab se har koi
07:40Tukhi Ram ko Sukhi Ram aur Sukhi Ram ko Tukhi Ram ke naam se bulayega.
07:44Tukhi Ram apne bhai ka naam paakar bada khush tha.
07:48Wo khushi khushi ghar ki taraf jaa raha tha.
07:51Raaste me usse halwai ki dukaan dikhai di.
07:54Hawai kaka, rasgulla kitne ke diye?
07:57Tukhi Ram das rupay ka.
07:58Lekin tumhare liye paach ka ek.
08:01Pachaas rupay ke de dijiye.
08:03Tukhi Ram se Sukhi Ram hua,
08:06waise hi ye das ke rasgulla paach me mile.
08:09Aur pitaji bolte hai ki naam se koi fark nahi partha.
08:14Doosre din subah Tukhi Ram apne kaam par jaane ke liye tayyaar ho gaya.
08:19Ghar ke bahar nikalte hi Bansi mila.
08:22Are o Sukhi Ram, tu toh bada toh bansi hai.
08:25Bansi mila.
08:27Are o Sukhi Ram, tu toh bada dushta aadmi nikla.
08:30Kya baat hai Bansi?
08:32Tum aise kyu baat kar rahe ho?
08:35Tumne 6 maine pehle mujse 10,000 liye the.
08:38Aur ab tak mujhe wapis nahi diye.
08:41Roj bolte ho, kal de dunga, parso dunga.
08:44Aaj mai apne paise wapis lekar hi jaunga.
08:48Tumse kab paise liye?
08:50Jab tumhara beta hone wala tha,
08:51aspataal jaane ke samay tumne mujse udhaar liye the.
08:55Ab mere paise wapis karo.
08:57Koi paise udhaar nahi liye.
08:59Sukhi Ram, mera paise wapis dete ho,
09:02ya mujhe doosre tareeke bhi aate hain.
09:04Bhai, mai sach keh raha hoon,
09:06maine koi paise udhaar nahi liye.
09:08Tum chup chaap mere paise wapis kar do.
09:12Dukhi Ram ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki,
09:15kya ho raha hai?
09:17Tabhi waha gaon ka sahukar aaya.
09:19Ram! Ram!
09:21Utha le re Bhagwan,
09:23mujhe nahi in papiyon ko.
09:25Bansi, tum bilkul theek bol rahe ho.
09:28Yeh Sukhi Ram toh bada baiman nikla,
09:31mujhe bhi biyaaj par paise liye.
09:34Asal to chhodo,
09:36isne aaj tak biyaaj ke ek rupai bhi nahi diye.
09:39Sahukar ji, kab paise liye?
09:41Aur wo bhi biyaaj par?
09:44Ram! Ram!
09:46Utha le re Bhagwan,
09:48mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
09:50Arey naye bail kharidne ke liye.
09:53Mere paas toh koi bail hi nahi hai.
09:57Jhoot bolna band karo,
09:59aur mere paise wapis karo.
10:02Wo bhi biyaaj ke saath.
10:05Ram! Ram! Utha le re Bhagwan,
10:07mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
10:10Aap bail le liye.
10:13Ram! Ram!
10:15Utha le re Bhagwan,
10:16mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
10:19Main tumhe paagal dikhta hu,
10:21jo purane bail lekar jaunga.
10:23Mujhe toh pure paise biyaaj samit chahiye.
10:27Ye bolne aaya hu,
10:29ki ek hafte ke andar
10:31biyaaj mila kar mere saath hazaad de do,
10:34varna main tumhe panchayat me le jaunga.
10:37Aap paagal ho gaye hain?
10:40Main paagal nahi ho gaya hu.
10:42Tumhare mann me bimaani aa gayi hai.
10:44Ram! Ram! Utha le re Bhagwan,
10:46mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
10:49Bhagwan! Utha le re is jhute shahukar ko.
10:55Kaisa soor laga rakha hai?
10:58Shahukar ji, aap yaha kya char rahe ho?
11:01Aur itne gusse mein kyon ho?
11:04Ram! Ram! Utha le re Bhagwan,
11:07mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
11:09Hari Ram, tum toh bahut imaandar aadmi ho,
11:11letin tumhara beta Sukhi Ram,
11:14ek number ka chaur hai.
11:17Isne bailo ka joda kharidne ke liye paise liye the.
11:21Are asal toh chhodo,
11:23aaj tak isne biyaaj ka bhi nahi diya.
11:26Aur mujhe paagal kahe raha hai.
11:29Pitaji, maine koi paise udhaar nahi liye.
11:32Doro jhute bol rahe hain.
11:34Ram! Ram! Utha le re Bhagwan,
11:37mujhe nahi papiyon ko.
11:38Utha nahi papiyon ko.
11:40Main kisi ko paise dene ke pehle,
11:43likha pari karta hoon.
11:45Mere paas kaagaj hain,
11:47main panchayat mein jaunga,
11:49aur apne paise biyaaj ke saath wapis lunga.
11:52Mujhe bhi ye kaagaj likhar diya tha.
11:55Mere paise wapis nahi karega,
11:57toh main bhi Shahukar ki tarah panchayat mein jaunga.
12:00Maine koi paise nahi liye,
12:03ye dono jhute bol rahe hain.
12:05Agar tumne paise liye hain,
12:08mere paise lota aane chahiye.
12:10Dukhi Ram apni baat par raha tha,
12:13Shahukar aur Bansi apni baat par.
12:15Dheere dheere bahas badhi gayi,
12:17aur baat maar peet par aa gayi.
12:19Bansi aur Shahukar ne Dukhi Ram ko thappad laga diye.
12:23Hariram ne sabko shaant karke,
12:25unke ghar wapas bhej diya.
12:27Main sach keh raha hoon,
12:29kisi se koi paise udhaar nahi liya.
12:31Ye dono paagal ho gaya hain.
12:33Hum kal baat karenge,
12:35aaj tum aaraam karo.
12:36Raat bhar Dukhi Ram sochta raha,
12:39Bansi toh mera itna achcha mitr hai,
12:42par ye aise jhute ilzaan kyon laga raha hai?
12:44Aur wo Shahukar sabko chhut bol kar,
12:47unke paise biyaaz khaata hai?
12:49Kisi tarah raat kati, aur subah hui.
12:53Dukhi Ram jaane ke liye tayyaar ho raha tha,
12:56ki tabhi awaaz aayi,
12:58Are o Sukhi Ram, bahar aa?
13:00Kaun hai? Ram Ram kaka.
13:03Tumhare mooh se Ram ka naam soba nahi deta.
13:06O Sukhi Ram ke bachche,
13:08kyon Ram ka naam kharab karta hai?
13:10Maine aisa kya kar diya?
13:12Tu mere ghar mein tractor lekar gaya tha,
13:15ki kheton mein kuch kaam hai.
13:17Maine kaha, ki diesel aaj hi bharwa raha hai toh.
13:20Tune mujhe kya bola?
13:22Ki kaka, aap fikar mat kijiye,
13:24main tractor mein wapis diesel bharwa kar,
13:26aapko wapis kar dunga.
13:28Maine kab tractor udhaar liya?
13:30Main jhut bol raha hoon.
13:32Nahi nahi, ye toh mujhe jhuta sabit kar raha hai.
13:36Aap dono kya bol rahe hoon,
13:38mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aara hai.
13:40Tune mere se tractor liya,
13:42ki main diesel bharwa kar wapis karunga.
13:44Aur jab dene aaya,
13:46toh kaha, kaka,
13:48maine poora diesel bharwa diya hai.
13:50Aaj Govardhan ka beta tractor lene aaya,
13:53toh maine usko kaha,
13:55ki diesel bharwa hua hai.
13:57Tum apna kaam hone ke baad,
13:59jitna kharch hoga,
14:01utna diesel bharwa dena.
14:03Lekin wo tractor toh humare ghar se,
14:04bajas kadam ki doori par jaakar bandh par gaya.
14:08Jo diesel tune bharwa diya tha,
14:10tractor ne pee liya,
14:12ya peepal ke ped par rehne wali chudail ne?
14:15Mujhe toh ye sab kuch samajh mein nahi aara hai,
14:18ki aap se tractor kab liya?
14:20Arre main toh poora din ghar par hi tha.
14:26Arre kya hua?
14:28Ab tune kaunsa kaand kar diya,
14:30jo gaon mein itne saare log
14:32darwaze par aakar khade ho gaye?
14:34Maine kuch nahi kiya.
14:36Yeh Govardhan kaka aur Shri Hari kaka,
14:38jhoot bol rahe hain.
14:40Aap batayiye,
14:42kya main poora din ghar par nahi tha?
14:44Haan, tu toh chaar din pehle bahar gaya tha.
14:47Chaar din pehle yeh mera tractor le gaya,
14:50aur diesel bharway bina wapis rag gaya.
14:53Aur aaj jhoot bol raha hai.
14:55Tum kal ghar par the,
14:57lekin uske pehle jo tum bahar gaye the,
15:00aur tumne tractor kaunse khed me chalaye hai?
15:02Mujhe toh kuch bhi nahi bataya.
15:04Arre,
15:06maine koi tractor nahi liya.
15:09Phir kya tha?
15:11Jagda badha aur Dukhi Ram ki phir se pitai ho gayi.
15:14Tum yeh kya kahe rahe ho?
15:16Jise dekho,
15:18wo hamare darwaze par aata hai,
15:20aur chaar baate bolta hai,
15:22aur tumhe peet kar chalaya jaata hai?
15:24Pitaji,
15:26mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha hai.
15:28Nah toh main kisi se paise udar liye,
15:30nahi tractor liya.
15:32Na jaane,
15:34saare gaon wale jhoot kyon bol raha hai.
15:37Doosre din subah panchayat se aadmi aaya,
15:40aur dono ko panchayat mein aane ke liye bol gaya.
15:43Dono panchayat mein pahunche,
15:45waha aadhe se zyada gaon ikattha tha.
15:48Kyon Sukhi Ram,
15:50tumhari badhi shikayat aa rahi hai?
15:52Sarpanch ji,
15:54main toh khudi nahi samajh pa raha ki,
15:56kya baat hai?
15:58Yeh sab log jhoot bol raha hai.
16:00Jhoop kar jhoota kahi ke?
16:02Tera naam hi Sukhi Ram hai,
16:04tu toh bahut bada jhoota aur thaag hai.
16:07Mujhe meri baat kahne do.
16:10Ram Ram utha lere bhagwan,
16:12mujhe nahi jhoot bol le wale ko.
16:14Theek hai,
16:16hamare kahne se kuch nahi hota,
16:18lekin yeh kagjaat toh jhoot nahi bol rahe hai.
16:21Haan, isne toh mujhe bhi kagaj sign kar ke diya tha.
16:24Mere paans toh kagaj nahi hai koi,
16:27lekin chaar gawaaz jaroor hai.
16:29Sab ki baat sunkar,
16:31Dukhi Ram ko chakkar aane lagi
16:33aur wo geer pada,
16:35usse khaat par litaya gaya.
16:37Thodi deer baad,
16:39Dukhi Ram ko hoosh aaya.
16:41Sarpanch ji, main sach keh raha hoon,
16:43nah toh kisi se udhaar liye,
16:45nah kisi ka tractor,
16:47na jaane yeh sab,
16:49kyo jhoote hijaam laga rahe hain?
16:51Dekho Sukhi Ram,
16:53kagaj toh pakke hai,
16:55in par naam aur sign tumhare hai.
16:56Tumhe yehi salaah doonga,
16:58ki tum paise wapis kar do
17:00aur apni galti maan lo,
17:02taaki yeh baat yehi panchayat mein khatma ho jaye,
17:05parna yeh log kacheri jaane ki baat kar rahe hain.
17:08Kahaan se inko paise wapis karu?
17:11Kya main kagajat dekh sakta hoon?
17:13Dukhi Ram ne bade dhyan se
17:15saare kagaj dekhe
17:17aur chillaya,
17:19ki yeh sab kiya karaya Sukhi Ram ka hai.
17:21In kagajat par Sukhi Ram ke sign hai,
17:23uske nahi.
17:25Haan, Sukhi Ram toh tumhi ho?
17:28Sarpanch ji, main toh Dukhi Ram hoon,
17:31Sukhi Ram nahi.
17:33Tum Dukhi Ram nahi, Sukhi Ram hoon?
17:35Main pehle Dukhi Ram tha,
17:37ab Sukhi Ram hoon,
17:39aur yeh kagaj toh pehle ke hai,
17:41toh yeh sab Sukhi Ram ka kiya hai.
17:43Hum sab jaante hain ki
17:45tum Sukhi Ram hoon,
17:47isi liye yeh saara karja
17:49tumhe dena hoga.
17:51Pitaji,
17:52aap inhe batayiye,
17:54main Dukhi Ram hoon.
17:56Tum kya bol rahe ho?
17:58Tum toh Sukhi Ram hoon,
18:00aur waha Dukhi Ram hai.
18:02Main toh ab Sukhi Ram hoon,
18:04pehle Dukhi Ram tha.
18:06Beta,
18:08tum pehle bhi Dukhi Ram the,
18:10aur aaj bhi Dukhi Ram ho.
18:12Aap in gaon walon ko samjhayiye,
18:14main Dukhi Ram hoon.
18:16Hum sab kuch jaante hain,
18:18lekin tumhi toh Sukhi Ram
18:20banna chahte the,
18:22toh Sukhi Ram ki zimmedaari
18:24aap hi toh hongi.
18:26Nahi, nahi,
18:28mujhe koi Sukhi Ram nahi banna.
18:30Main Dukhi Ram hi theek hoon.
18:32Dukhi Ram ki baat sunkar
18:34sab log zor se haste lage.
18:36Dukhi Ram apne sar par
18:38haath rakkar baith gaya,
18:40aur man hi man sochne laga.
18:42Us din ke baat,
18:44Dukhi Ram,
18:46Dukhi Ram hoon kar bhi
18:48khush rehne laga.
18:52Dukhi Ram.