SKAM S 1 Ep 6 ENGLISH SUBS
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00:00He's the most handsome guy in the whole third grade.
00:07I think we should hang out together.
00:09I like you.
00:11You're so nice.
00:12Hey! Don't be such a cheater!
00:14Ingrid...
00:16I miss you.
00:18You look like a slut.
00:19I'm not going behind your back to talk to Ingrid.
00:21Who the hell are you?
00:23I'm sorry, but I can't come right now.
00:25Who was it?
00:27Jonas!
00:29I'm sorry, but I can't come right now.
00:48Hi.
00:49Hi.
00:52So sad?
00:53No.
00:55I'm so happy for you.
00:57Thanks.
01:03What are we talking about?
01:05Nothing. I just thought it would be nice to have a coffee.
01:09What did you do this weekend?
01:12Nothing.
01:14What did you do on Friday?
01:18Mom had a birthday.
01:20So you just went home?
01:22Yeah.
01:24Did something happen on Friday?
01:26What are you doing?
01:37I think Jonas was with Ingrid.
01:41Oh.
01:43Do you know anything about that?
01:45No.
01:46Why do you think that?
01:48I talked to him on the phone, and I heard his voice in the background.
01:52Have you told him?
01:54He says it's his sister.
01:56What does he say?
01:58I think I know Ingrid's voice.
02:00We've been best friends for four years.
02:02Yeah.
02:04But...
02:06Tell him.
02:08Make him believe you.
02:10I will, but he'll be so mad if I trust him.
02:20Eva.
02:22Why are you with him?
02:25What do you mean?
02:27Jonas is my bro, but...
02:29I don't understand why you'd want to be with someone you don't trust.
02:36So...
02:39You think I should trust him?
02:42Or...
02:44Should we do an alternative?
02:47You can ask Ingrid.
02:52No.
03:00I'm going to meet William again soon.
03:03I think we have something going on.
03:06It's just...
03:08It's crazy how different everyone is.
03:10I think there could be something between us.
03:13He said he thinks I'm really special.
03:17And I'm ready for it, even though I'm so young.
03:21I told you I got an orgasm.
03:24Yeah, right.
03:26How was it?
03:28It was like a sneeze.
03:30Just down there.
03:33Like a sneeze?
03:35Uh-huh.
03:38And I think I know why everyone gets orgasms from him.
03:43Yeah, why?
03:45Because I'm huge.
03:47You can't walk around telling everyone how big you are.
03:51Why not?
03:53You're asking me why I can't walk around telling everyone how big my body is?
03:58Well, first of all, your body isn't that big.
04:02And second of all, I'm pretty sure he tells a lot about my body to his friends.
04:07If guys do it, I think girls can do it too.
04:10Sorry, I'm so pessimistic about feminism.
04:14But first of all, the size has nothing to do with orgasms.
04:19And second of all, it's not like just because guys are fat, we can be fat too.
04:25There's nothing to do with gender equality.
04:28Whatever.
04:31But it was good. That's the most important thing.
04:36It was really good.
04:38But one thing.
04:41No one is going to tell you that it actually runs out again.
04:46Didn't you use a condom?
04:48No, he said he doesn't usually do it.
04:50I didn't want to.
04:52What the fuck is that?
05:11I'm thinking it's all over when I go out drinking.
05:15Where did you get that from?
05:17Sanne, do you know a guy who imports?
05:19A dude comes to you every day to pick up the cash.
05:21But I have to pay first.
05:23That's not how it works. He has to have the cash to get paid by his people.
05:27And when he's excited, he pays you, so you can pay your people.
05:32But I don't have any people.
05:35Do you think most couples are driven without people?
05:41No.
05:50Hello.
05:52Hi.
05:53Hello.
05:54Are you coming to the wedding on Friday?
05:56Yes, maybe.
05:57We're coming.
05:59Good.
06:00Talk to you later.
06:01Bye.
06:11Bye.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:27What's going on, Eva?
06:34Fuck this.
06:42I think there's something between you and Ingrid.
06:45Really?
06:47Are we still here? Is that what you think?
06:49What am I supposed to do? I don't know what her voice was on the phone.
06:53For the last time, my sister was talking in the background.
06:55Why would your sister be talking to you?
06:57Because she thought it was my mom.
06:59Wasn't your mom at home?
07:02Jonas, you said you couldn't come to me because you were going to help your mom with something at home.
07:07But your mom wasn't at home.
07:09She wasn't at home just then.
07:11She came home later. That's why she called.
07:16But I told you... Why are you lying to me?
07:18I'm not lying.
07:25This is not possible.
07:31It's not possible?
07:34What do you mean, it's not possible?
07:39Do you want to take a break?
07:43Is that what you want?
07:45No, that's not what I want.
07:47Stop being so insecure about yourself all the time.
07:56What's wrong with you? Can't you hear me?
07:59I'm talking to you.
08:01I don't want to take a break.
08:03Yes, yes, I understand.
08:05I don't want to go home.
08:09I don't want to go home.
08:28I don't want to go home.
08:39I don't want to go home.
09:09A few days later.
09:15He's a fourth grade kid.
09:18He's a guy who just looks at people...
09:20What do we do with the alcohol at the Halloween party?
09:22We've sent a message to William and asked if he could fix it for us.
09:25How does he know?
09:26He hasn't answered yet. He's very, very busy.
09:29He's in third grade. He's the bus driver.
09:31There's so much to think about. I'd be so stressed if I were in his situation.
09:35So we haven't really talked since last time.
09:38We still keep in touch on Snapchat.
09:41Do you know what I did yesterday?
09:43No.
09:45I sent William his topless picture.
09:47Hey!
09:49What did you do?
09:50It's not a big deal. It's just poop.
09:53William doesn't like girls who are a little salty.
09:55What did he answer?
09:56He didn't answer anything directly, but he screenshotted it, so I think he liked it.
10:00Listen, Einstein.
10:03William isn't interested.
10:06Good for him that he is. He didn't even answer the topless picture.
10:09I don't know if you've heard of a book called The Game,
10:12but it's not really a strategy a guy uses to get a girl interested.
10:16If I were you, I would have put myself in The Game and started reading He's Just Not That Into You.
10:25Why are you always so mean?
10:36Hello!
10:38We are like her friends.
10:40If we can't even tell her the truth, who will?
10:43You let her send a topless picture to a guy who lies
10:47and pretends to like her just to sleep with her.
10:50That's what's bad.
10:51You can't know that he's lying.
10:53But you agree that he doesn't seem like the most trustworthy guy.
10:58I mean, you can't pretend that people are lying without evidence.
11:02Sometimes you have to trust people too.
11:04You know what guys are like.
11:06And how do you know that?
11:08Their stories become inconsequential.
11:10And when you ask too much, they get mad.
11:13And then they get a bad conscience.
11:15And then you surprise them with compliments.
11:17Same for me.
11:19But just wait and see.
11:21William is going to break her heart.
11:34You're freaky and I like you a lot.
11:47Motherfuckers get buzzed on this buzzrap ring.
11:49Guess who's got the body jumpin'?
11:51You and your talk, right before a pumpin'.
11:53It's not a strip break, you fucked the system.
11:55My system bumps off, it's fuckin' fast.
11:57Step into my world, now you see that it's a paradise.
11:59Yo, what up to my friend of mine?
12:01I guess you're good to Jesus.
12:03I tease, rap, and like it in the drum.
12:05These bad boys like to smack in the bum.
12:07Walk through strong, when I block you out.
12:09It's not my cup, I'm poppin' in your face tonight.
12:11You fuckin' haters, I'm stompin' stompin'.
12:13I'm a gross rapper, it's good to talk here.
12:15It's what you talk, I take off.
12:17Now that you're gross, my spit hot, there's a mess.
12:19I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:21I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:23I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:25I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:27I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:29I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:30I think you're freaky and I like you a lot.
12:50Was that the table with all one's people?
12:51What, but hi!?
12:52What, sup man
12:55Last Friday
12:56Yes! Yes, I know who Jonas is!
13:03Oh, didn't he tell you?
13:08Oops. Fuck you!
13:11No, fuck you, Emma! Fuck me!
13:26Oh, fuck you!
13:30Oh, fuck you!
13:40Oh, fuck you!
13:56I don't know.
14:11And here you are.
14:15Here I am.
14:18It looks like someone is trying to catch you.
14:20Yes.
14:24Who is Jonas?
14:26My boyfriend.
14:28I mean...
14:32You don't even know if he's your boyfriend?
14:34Yeah, he's my boyfriend.
14:36It's just...
14:38We can't do this.
14:44No, you...
14:50Fuck him.
14:52Shh.
14:54If he can handle such a hot chick crying like that,
14:57then fuck him.
15:22This can't be happening.
15:28There you are.
15:30Hey!
15:32What are you doing here?
15:34I just met Eva, who has a boyfriend.
15:38Do you know Eva?
15:42Eva, that's Iben.
15:44My girlfriend.
15:48Iben?
15:50Iben?
15:52Yes?
15:54I don't understand why I have to talk to you.
15:56Iben is really good at love problems and stuff.
15:59But he has a lot of girlfriends.
16:01Poor guy.
16:05I'll give you some time.
16:12It's fine. You don't have to sit here.
16:15Believe me, I know how it is.
16:18You're a first grader, right?
16:20The thing with first graders,
16:22is that everyone tries to figure out who they are.
16:24And that leads to people getting really confused.
16:27People you think you know,
16:29and maybe not quite as much as you thought they were.
16:32And the same goes for boyfriends.
16:34I had a boyfriend in first grade,
16:36and he was really stupid.
16:38He cheated on me maybe five times
16:40without me knowing.
16:42Oh.
16:44But...
16:46It gets a lot better.
16:48You get a little older.
16:50Like me and Kristoffer.
16:52We get along really well.
16:54Third graders are much more open.
16:56We can talk about everything.
16:58I trust him 110%.
17:00So you get a lot more grown up relationship.
17:02If you know what I mean.
17:06Do you go to the same third grade?
17:08No, second.
17:10But it changes a lot from first to second grade.
17:13My advice is,
17:15don't take it too seriously.
17:17Think of it as a medium-term relationship.
17:19Don't let him interfere with your life.
17:21It's Halloween,
17:23and it's a really cool party out there.
17:25And here you are,
17:27a sad ballerina.
17:29You agree, right?
17:34Come on, let's go.
17:36It's going to be really cool.
17:38Thank you, but...
17:40I just...
17:42I don't feel well.
17:44I think I'm going home.
17:46Are you sure?
17:48Are you sure?
17:50Okay.
17:52It's going to get better.
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20:00It's Halloween.
20:02Have you started smoking marijuana?
20:05Huh?
20:09Why?
20:11The reason I'm not telling you is because you're acting like it's Halloween.
20:15Marijuana is a narcotic.
20:17Oh, so you're saying I'm just as dangerous as Halloween?
20:20Yes!
20:27That's why I went to Ingrid's brother's last Friday.
20:30To go shopping.
20:32And Ingrid showed up, but she lives there, so I couldn't tell you.
20:40Why didn't you tell me?
20:42Really? Didn't you see your reaction?
20:52Anyway.
20:54My point is that there's nothing between me and Ingrid.
20:58And there will never be anything.
21:03And I saw that it was stupid of me to lie.
21:07But that you believe it?
21:10I was really hurt.
21:12It hurts, you know?
21:14Because I trust you 100%.
21:18You have to start trusting me, too.
21:28Because I would never have done anything...
21:32I would never have done anything that would destroy the two of us.
21:39Because it is the two of us.
21:46Right?
21:48I love you.
21:56Don't cry.
22:18I love you.