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00:00Hey Ramziya, what did you do with Bhoothraja Bhindvijay and why did he run away?
00:06I am not going to convince him.
00:09Don't call me by my name.
00:12If you don't understand, I will shut your mouth.
00:14Get lost.
00:16Get lost.
00:19Son, I was reading a poem.
00:21I came to know that you are sitting with Rana.
00:24Is he mine or yours?
00:26He is yours, but he is not mine.
00:29If he is yours, then why did he run away?
00:32Why did he come to our house?
00:34Why didn't he come and teach us how to live in a house?
00:37If he was a poet, he would have been a poet.
00:39It's getting late. It's still hot.
00:41Do you want me to fight with you?
00:43So that people don't keep their hands on Bhadriya's head.
00:46Instead of that, they create trouble.
00:48Yes, yes, I want that.
00:49You don't have the courage.
00:51I have the courage.
00:52If you cook the pickle properly,
00:54then you will be like him and I will be like him.
00:56We are sitting here.
00:57If you want to clean the pickle, pick it up.
01:02Palak Shera, you keep quiet.
01:04Let him do whatever he wants to do.
01:06I am not quiet.
01:07Look at his actions.
01:09Look at his actions.
01:10Be patient for four days.
01:12Hey, Bhuskania.
01:13Yes.
01:14Go and get a bottle of coconut oil for me.
01:17And a bottle of gold leaf.
01:19I will get a bottle every day.
01:21Give it to everyone.
01:22I want to drink it alone.
01:23Get a regular bottle.
01:26I don't want to drink it alone.
01:28I want to drink it with you.
01:33Hey, brother.
01:34Hurry up.
01:35The guests are hungry.
01:36Throw it away.
01:37My sister does the same thing.
01:39I don't have the strength to ask anyone else to do it.
01:42Don't you steal wood?
01:44Oh, brother.
01:45You know that this happens only on occasion.
01:47Hey, brother.
01:48Where did you go?
01:49I went to Ramzi's father's grave.
01:52You run to his grave and throw the garbage there.
01:55Why are you standing here?
01:58Mother.
01:59Your son-in-law and daughter-in-law ran away.
02:01Why should they run away?
02:04You know that your son-in-law is a very bad man.
02:08He misbehaved with his brother-in-law.
02:10So, he took his belongings and ran away.
02:13When will I go to him?
02:15He is a coward.
02:16He is a coward.
02:17He is a coward.
02:18He is a coward.
02:19Listen to me, mother.
02:20I am begging you.
02:22Don't spoil his life.
02:24Convince him.
02:25Otherwise, we will talk to him.
02:27I will convince him later.
02:31He is going to hit me.
02:34Instead of hitting me, he is going to cut my throat.
02:37He is here.
02:38He is making fun of his father.
02:41Hit him in my face.
02:43Like I made fun of my father.
02:46Hit him in my face.
02:48Why do you make fun of me every day?
02:50You are a coward.
02:53You didn't make fun of me.
02:55You didn't make fun of your brother-in-law.
02:57Why should I watch a movie there?
03:00I am a very good man.
03:02I saved his life and ran away.
03:04I am telling you the truth.
03:07Don't lie to me.
03:08I am not lying to you.
03:11My sister-in-law has a problem with me.
03:14She is sick.
03:16I want to buy her cigarettes.
03:19I said, I'll cut your head off, I'll give you a cup of tea on your wedding day.
03:22I've said so many things to her, she's been licking me for 2-3 months.
03:25She didn't even respect me in front of her in-laws.
03:27Her party is so big, that I feel like I'm going to puke.
03:32And my son Bajwa, my name is Aadang Tapao.
03:35My brother, you're a smart one.
03:37Let the black goat sit wherever it wants to.
03:40Don't say my name in the name of humanity.
03:43Come on, Bajwa, call him Magroo.
03:45The mother who came from there, you have no respect for me.
03:48Just because I licked Ramzi, it means I have no respect for you.
03:52If I did something bad to you, then I did something bad to myself.
03:56This time, he's here.
03:58I said, let the black goat sit wherever it wants to.
04:01I said, where are your eyes?
04:03I said, my eyes are here.
04:05My sister, let them sit there.
04:07I went to the in-laws and asked them for their eyes.
04:09I went to the in-laws and asked them for their eyes.
04:11I went to the in-laws and asked them for their eyes.
04:13I went to the in-laws and asked them for their eyes.
04:15My son, look at the face of my daughter-in-law.
04:18My son, look at the face of my daughter-in-law.
04:20Don't worry.
04:21Don't worry.
04:22Don't worry.
04:23Don't worry.
04:24Don't worry.
04:25Don't worry.
04:26Don't worry.
04:27Don't worry.
04:28Don't worry.
04:29Don't worry.
04:30Don't worry.
04:31Don't worry.
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04:40Don't worry.
04:41Don't worry.
04:42Don't worry.
04:43Don't worry.
04:45Is your brain dead?
04:50Ramzi bro, this is me, a diabetic patient.
04:52This is me, a diabetic patient.
04:53I dropped a biscuit and it's my thanks cant chill brother.
04:56You are not good for nothing.
04:58You are not good for nothing.
04:59You have half the biscuits in your wallet.
05:01You have half the biscuits in your wallet.
05:02You only eat mangoes so they must treat your immunities.
05:04You only eat mangos so they must treat your immunities.
05:05Why are you so rude?
05:06Why are you so rude?
05:07One biscuit is highly unnecessary.
05:08taught ABC
05:09.. one biscuit is hilly
05:09No one is important for you..
05:10Just haven't got wasted.
05:12Get up from your bed!
05:14Sir, should I go back to the city?
05:16Sit down!
05:17Why are all the people sitting on their own?
05:19Ramzi sir, if you want to eat something,
05:22don't sit on the bed and eat,
05:24sit inside the house and eat.
05:26I will sit here and eat.
05:28If you feel like eating,
05:30then go and eat from there.
05:32Otherwise, get up.
05:33You should have explained this to him.
05:35He is my only son.
05:38You speak.
05:39Yes, I will speak.
05:40You are very smart.
05:41When my father is going to get married,
05:43and he doesn't have clothes to wear,
05:45and he has two boxes of cigarettes in his pocket,
05:47will you take that and put it in your grandmother's pocket?
05:49I don't smoke,
05:50but I smoke in the house.
05:52If you smoke in the house,
05:54then you have made a big mistake.
05:56By God's grace, you smoke in the house.
05:58If you smoke in the house,
05:59or you smoke in my mother's house,
06:01or you smoke in my wife's house,
06:02will you give us food to eat?
06:04Neither will I smoke in your mother's house,
06:06nor in your mother's house.
06:07I will smoke in your brother's house.
06:09My father has 60-470 rupees in his bank account.
06:12We never let him build a house.
06:14Did you let him build a house or not?
06:16What are you talking about?
06:18He is your brother.
06:19He is not your enemy.
06:20You are my biggest enemy.
06:22Who pays for his expenses?
06:25I pay for it.
06:27He thought he was going to pray,
06:29so he took half of the house
06:31and ran away.
06:33What expenses?
06:34The whole community has cooked food.
06:37Here you go, sir.
06:38Drink this bottle.
06:39You sell bottles,
06:41you sell tea,
06:43and you sell biscuits.
06:44Is this free or what?
06:46You are the son of a scoundrel.
06:47You are going to be hanged.
06:48You are going to be hanged.
06:53Brother, I am going to be hanged.
06:55I have to bear the expenses.
06:57Your father is not dead,
06:58but you have been hanged.
06:59Every time you are hanged.
07:01I have to bear the expenses
07:02because I am his son.
07:04If you don't get hanged,
07:05what will you do?
07:06If I don't get hanged,
07:07what will I do?
07:08I have to feed the villagers.
07:09I have to water the plants.
07:10I have to wash the clothes.
07:11I have to collect 1.5 lakhs.
07:12Do you think I am a beggar?
07:14Uncle Phalak Shera,
07:15either you hang him
07:17or he should be hanged.
07:19Otherwise,
07:20you can do whatever you want.
07:21You can do whatever you want.
07:23You can do whatever you want.
07:25He is your uncle.
07:26He is not a stranger.
07:27Have some shame.
07:28Do you have anyone
07:29who can talk to you?
07:31Shut up.
07:32He is my uncle.
07:33He is not a stranger.
07:34He is my father.
07:35He is not a stranger.
07:36He is my father.
07:38This is not the truth.
07:39We are poor.
07:40We have to bear the expenses.
07:42Do your work.
07:49Hello.
07:50Mother.
07:51Yes.
07:52Where do you bring
07:53these black rats?
07:54I have brought them here.
07:56Why have you brought them here?
07:57You shut your black mouth
07:59and come here.
08:00Why are you sitting
08:01in the middle of the road?
08:02If a black rat is dirty,
08:03then it is a black rat.
08:04But,
08:05I am not going to
08:06do anything to it.
08:07I am going to
08:08kill it.
08:09Why are you
08:10beating it?
08:11Why are you
08:12beating it?
08:13You tell me.
08:14It misbehaved
08:15with me.
08:16I told it to
08:17move away
08:18from there
08:19and give me a cigarette.
08:20I held the cigarette
08:21in my mouth
08:22and instead of
08:23giving it to it,
08:24it came
08:25to my nose.
08:26You idiot.
08:27I misbehaved
08:28with your son
08:29and he beat me.
08:30Dear mom,
08:31you not only beat
08:32your son,
08:33but also called
08:34your son
08:35as if
08:36he was your son.
08:37I am not
08:38going to
08:39do anything
08:40to these
08:41black rats.
08:42They are
08:43making
08:44me sit
08:45in a corner
08:46and when
08:47I go home,
08:48I will
08:49become
08:50an old woman
08:51and settle
08:52down there.
08:53You black
08:54rat of Africa.
08:55Don't misbehave
08:56with me.
08:57If you do not
08:58mind,
08:59Oh my God! You are such a shameless woman!
09:02You have humiliated me in front of so many people.
09:04I am your sister's grandson.
09:06I have had enough of you.
09:08Don't talk like this in front of people.
09:10You are just like Neemi Pahajo.
09:12If you can't keep your mouth shut, then you should shut up.
09:14She is my sister. She can tolerate everything.
09:16I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
09:19Billa, you can tolerate it.
09:20Shut up.
09:20Don't mess with her.
09:22Shut up.
09:23No, no. If you have something to say, then say it.
09:25I am her brother. Don't insult me.
09:27You have humiliated me in front of so many people.
09:30I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
09:33You have humiliated me in front of so many people.
09:36Mom, enough of your nonsense.
09:39My son is a coward.
09:41I will not let you insult me in front of people.
09:45I have seen many cowards.
09:48I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
09:51Get lost.
09:52What are you doing?
09:53Get lost.
09:54Get lost.
09:55Get lost.
09:56Get lost.
09:57Get lost.
09:58Get lost.
09:59Get lost.
10:00Get lost.
10:01Here is the water.
10:06You have brought water.
10:08You have brought water.
10:10Don't you have anything else to do?
10:11I was at home. The water got hot.
10:13Will you shut up or not?
10:15The water got hot.
10:17You are a coward.
10:19You are a coward.
10:20Will you shut up or not?
10:21I asked for ice.
10:23The fridge was not working.
10:25That's why I asked for ice.
10:26You are a coward.
10:28You are a coward.
10:30How did you come here?
10:31I woke up early in the morning.
10:34I was tired.
10:35I didn't ask anyone for water.
10:36I didn't ask anyone for food.
10:38That's good.
10:40I woke up early in the morning to fight.
10:42You should wake up early in the morning.
10:44My uncle should wake up early in the morning.
10:46You are not doing anything.
10:48I am not doing anything.
10:50I am tired of hearing this.
10:52What?
10:54Ramzi is going to be the king.
10:56You were very smart.
10:58You should have been the king.
11:00I want Ramzi to be the king.
11:02I want Ramzi to be the king.
11:04I don't have any value in that house.
11:06You are still very smart.
11:08You should be the king.
11:10You should be the king.
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14:36One minute!
14:38There is a stone here.
14:40You have to walk up to it and fight.
14:42You have to walk up to it and fight.
14:44It looks like a mountain.
14:46Get up!
14:48You have to fight up to the stone.
14:50Don't try to escape.
14:52Don't try to escape.
14:54I won't leave him.
14:56He will fight and die.
14:58Arrange for his coffin.
15:00I will go to the coffin.
15:02I don't want to fight.
15:04What kind of a mother are you?
15:06Your son will fight and die.
15:08You won't even leave him.
15:10I will not leave him.
15:12I will not leave him.
15:14I am not involved in this.
15:16I am not a traitor.
15:18I am a big man.
15:20I am a true pious man.
15:22I will be a true pious man.
15:24I will be a true pious man.
15:26I will not leave him.
15:28I will not leave him.
15:30I will not leave him.
15:32Sit down.
15:34Sit down.
15:36Tell me honestly.
15:38Am I big or are you big?
15:40You are big.
15:42Am I born or are you born?
15:44You are born.
15:46If I am born, then I have the right to live.
15:48But you are my brother.
15:50You are my brother.
15:52You have the right to live.
15:54You have the right to live.
15:56I have the right to live.
15:58I have the right to live.
16:00Where is the turban?
16:02The turban is inside.
16:04If you want the turban, then tear it.
16:06I will not give it to you.
16:08I won't give it to you.
16:10You fools.
16:12Why do you take your father's turban?
16:14You will be a big man in 6 months.
16:16He will be a big man in 6 months.
16:18Are you happy?
16:20Are you mad or not?
16:22You are talking too much.
16:24I am a big man.
16:266 months ago,
16:28I was going to be a big man.
16:30I was going to be a big man.
16:32I was going to be a big man.
16:34I was going to be a big man.
16:36I was going to be a big man.
16:38I was going to be a big man.
16:40I was going to be a big man.
16:42I was going to be a big man.
16:44I was going to be a big man.
16:46I was going to be a big man.
16:48I was going to be a big man.
16:50I was going to be a big man.
16:52I was going to be a big man.
16:54I was going to be a big man.
16:56Let's go.
17:13Let's go home and see them.
17:16Let's go.
17:17Sit down.
17:19Go ahead.
17:21I am already very tired.
17:23Get me a drink.
17:25I will break your legs, I will break your legs
17:29Don't worry about my daughter, I can see that you are also fighting
17:33It's good that we didn't get rid of her, if we see her again, she will be sitting on the floor
17:37Uncle, what can we do about the floor?
17:39They have created a scene in the whole country
17:42Actually, I have a lot of work to do
17:45I have to go back and forth from the village
17:47You don't have a lot of work to do
17:49You have a big heart, you are fighting
17:51Don't make me sad, I am already crying
17:56I have made you sad, I have made you sad
17:58I have made you sad, I have made you sad
18:00You have done this in your family too, I know it
18:03Now you can run away from my family
18:05If we look at it from the big picture of Pakistan
18:09If we look at it from the small picture, Pakistan is on the head of Mullah Bashq
18:12No, Mullah Bashq is considered to be a big person
18:15He is the backbone of a big world
18:17Although he is the symbol of Hakdar Pak
18:20Son, he is the backbone of a big world
18:23Now we have to take care of his father, we can't cry
18:27Yes, we have to take care of him, we can't cry
18:30Keep quiet, he is coming
18:35Are you okay?
18:36Yes, I am fine
18:37When the old man comes, he has to be beaten up
18:40Make him understand, make him understand
18:43Son, I am going to take your beard
18:46You keep quiet
18:47You keep quiet
18:48You don't have a beard
18:49My son has made a room for himself
18:52Yes, who is it?
18:53Uncle, the mistake I made, I am apologizing to you
18:58You come home and stay with me
19:02I am apologizing to you
19:04Whoever has come, go back, we are not going
19:07Your brother is my father
19:12He left this world
19:14You should be ashamed of yourself
19:17You are slapping me
19:19You are slapping me, you have no respect for me
19:23We are Chabla, you are the smart one
19:25What can a smart one do in a situation like this?
19:27We are the ones who are humiliated
19:29No one will humiliate you, how dare you?
19:33God damn you
19:35Apologize to him
19:37I didn't say anything to him
19:41You apologize to your sister
19:44You are my sister
19:45Apologize to me
19:47Uncle, look at my hands
19:50I am your sister's sister
19:53Don't look at their faces, look at my face
19:57My brother-in-law's face should go to him
19:59My sister, you have insulted me
20:02Get up
20:03Uncle, I am forced to beg you
20:06You have brought a scene to your father's house
20:11What is this?
20:13You are talking about me again
20:17You are talking about me again
20:20I don't want to talk to you again
20:22I don't want to talk to you again
20:24I will punch you in the heart
20:26I am your brother's sister
20:28God damn you
20:31I don't eat anything at night
20:34I eat what I can
20:36I eat what I can
20:38I am hungry, I will eat
20:41I don't eat anything
20:43I don't drink water
20:45I drink water
20:47I eat biscuits, I drink water
20:50Don't worry
20:53I will cook food for you
20:56I will cook food for you
20:58I will cook food for you
21:00Why are you worried?
21:03I have cooked food for you
21:06I will cook food for you
21:08I am talking about your house
21:10I eat what I can
21:14You eat what you can
21:17I have eaten a lot of food
21:20I have become fat
21:21I am not your brother
21:23You will live happily
21:26Thank you
21:28I don't have money to go home
21:31You are fighting for money
21:33I can't tolerate
21:35I will beat you
21:37Shut up
21:39We have to fight
21:41We have to fight
21:43Give me some food
21:45I will go with my brother
21:47Be patient
21:49My sister is at home
21:51She won't let you go hungry
21:53In the name of god
21:56Sir
21:58We have lost our way
22:00I am begging you
22:03Please come to our house
22:05Why?
22:07Did I do anything wrong?
22:09It's not our fault
22:11I am begging you
22:13I have a lot of money
22:15I have a lot of money
22:17I will beat you
22:19I will beat you
22:21I will beat you
22:23How is your wife?
22:25She is fine
22:27I will take care of her
22:29I will take care of her
22:31I will take care of her
22:33She is fine
22:35Get up
22:37We will go with you
22:39Come
22:41I won't go
22:43I won't go
22:45Get up
22:47Will you get up or not?
22:49I will beat you
22:51I will beat you
22:53Get up
22:55I will beat you
22:57I will beat you
22:59I will beat you
23:05Clap
23:07When you pray for someone
23:09When you pray for someone
23:11You should pray for them
23:13I came here to change the custom
23:15I came here to change the custom
23:17According to the tradition
23:19The prayers were heard
23:21According to the traditions
23:25What should the first person do?
23:27What should the first person do?
23:29Listen
23:31My house is owned by one lady
23:33Before they
23:35Become defiant
23:37And take away my respect
23:39I want her to marry someone
23:41And choose someone
23:43And choose someone
23:45And choose someone
23:47I don't raise my hand to such people.