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00:00The following advance has been cataloged for self-control.
00:08Cookies Movies
00:14A long time ago, in a galaxy of cookies and milk.
00:18Very, very far away.
00:20Star S'mores
00:24The amazing story of a princess made prisoner by the evil galactic empire.
00:29Help! I feel trapped as a prisoner by the evil galactic empire!
00:33And among the unlikely heroes who should rescue her,
00:36there was the young Luke Skywalker.
00:38I won't let you down, Princess Parfeya.
00:41And the naughty but adorable Flan Solo.
00:43And don't forget, I bet you terribly.
00:46With his loyal companion, Chewie, the cookie.
00:50What? Oh, no, no, listen, don't stop the music.
00:54Not being able to have a cookie companion.
00:56Why not?
00:57I'll tell you.
00:58Cookies!
01:03They're not soft, they're crunchy.
01:06You can't eat your companion.
01:08You'll have to control yourself or we'll never get to the princess.
01:12Control myself? And how?
01:16See our superheroes seek the advice of their wise and arrogant mentor,
01:20Only One Cannoli.
01:22Help me, Only One Cannoli. You are my only hope.
01:26You need to control yourself and not eat your companion,
01:30who turns out to be a cookie, Only One.
01:32Yes, yes, I'll have a strategy for that.
01:34Use the Four.
01:36Use what?
01:37The Four.
01:38When you lose control, stop and count to four.
01:43It will help you calm down.
01:45Remember, the Four will always be with you.
01:49Oh, yes, that sounds like a good strategy to control myself.
01:55Cookie!
01:57Oh, you're losing control.
01:59Remember, use the Four.
02:01Yes, of course, I...
02:02Stop and count.
02:04One, two, three, four.
02:08Do you feel calmer?
02:09Yes, the power of the Four is strong.
02:13But the power of the cookie is stronger.
02:16Cookie!
02:19He needs to try another strategy.
02:21They will get the chicken meat when they look for their wisest and most wrinkled mentor, Groda.
02:27Most wrinkled?
02:29When you're 900 years old, you won't be able to see so well.
02:34Hey, he reminded me of someone.
02:36But who?
02:37Master Groda, my friend needs another strategy to help him control himself.
02:43Strategy?
02:44Sing a song if you must.
02:46Yes.
02:47Sing?
02:48Sing?
02:49How do I sing to help control myself?
02:52Getting away will help your mind.
02:54And you know what?
02:56You know what?
02:58Oh!
02:59Talk about...
03:01Cookie!
03:04Stop!
03:05Try the new strategy.
03:07You don't have to try.
03:09Just...
03:11Sing!
03:14Okay, I'll sing.
03:16Spaceship!
03:19I think the singing strategy helps distract Flan.
03:22I fly over the world like a...
03:27cookie...
03:28in...
03:29the...
03:30cookie!
03:32No!
03:33That strategy didn't work!
03:35How are we going to rescue the princess now?
03:39You'll feel the tension when our heroes face the worst of villains.
03:45I find your lack of control annoying.
03:48Darth Baker!
03:49What do we do now?
03:50I don't know.
03:51We don't have mentors anymore.
03:53If only my father were here.
03:55Look, I'm your father.
03:57What?
03:59Interesting twist.
04:01Father, I can feel good in you.
04:03Give us a new strategy.
04:05That's easy.
04:06Just stop and think that the cookie is something else.
04:10Something you don't want to eat.
04:13Oh!
04:14That's a good strategy.
04:16Very good, very good.
04:18I can think that this is...
04:23my grandma.
04:25Yes.
04:26Now I can control myself
04:29because I never eat my grandma.
04:33Right, grandpa?
04:35Dad, your strategy worked!
04:37You're the best dad in the universe.
04:40And finally, they'll be happy when they rescue Princess Parfait.
04:44You rescued me!
04:45And as a reward, you can have my hairstyle.
04:48Your hairstyle?
04:49It's made of cookies.
04:51Cowabunga!
04:53Be my kind of princess.
04:57Very soon, Star Wars.
04:59A movie out of this world.